All language subtitles for Eternity 2025

Where should we go?

Couldn't
hear you. What did you say?

Well,
where should we go?

Hawaii is the obvious choice.

Hawaii is the obvious choice.

Just think about it. Stop that.

Will you stop and listen to me, please?

There's a reason that
people convalesce at the beach.

You'll complain
about sand getting everywhere.

I'll be happy.

Mmm. Well,
that's what's most important.

Hurry the hell up, grandpa!

The Rockies are cozy. The
cold isn't bitter there. It's warm.

Cold is just cold, Joan.

It's the kind of place
you could spend forever.

It's 84 degrees in Naples today.

Italy?

- Florida.
- We're not Florida people, Larry.

Oh, God. Joan, that sounds so snobby.

We're not Florida people.

You know,
you sound like Karen.

Karen is my friend, and she is not well.

Well, we don't have to make people into
saints ju-just because they're dying.

Jesus, Larry.

Look, it's got mountains
and ice and snow.

So many things for you to
complain about. You will love it.

I don't love to complain.
That's not something people love.

I don't want to fight. It's a big day.

You know, people die at these
things? I saw it on the Internet.

It's a gender reveal party.

I mean, I get eliminating
the surprise...

- Can we just let them make a fuss?
- ...but it's not party-worthy.

You know, one of the great joys of my
life has been allowing for surprises.

- Do you... Do you remember...
- Everything has to be a party nowadays.

...when you were convinced
that Zach would be a girl?

- Everything has to be an event.
- You just don't like parties.

No. No, you just hate having fun.

- Kids have preschool graduations now.
- You're only happy when you're miserable.

You're five. You don't know anything.

- Look, I... Can we just enjoy it? Okay?
- But, you know, you have the big party.

- Big party.
- Larry!

Can we just enjoy it, okay?

Asshole!

I'm enjoying it. I'm
enjoying it. I'm enjoying it.

Joan.

Joan.

- We have to tell them.
- I know.

Just give me today.

Sam, can you grab the balloons?

Yeah, I heard you. I'm
getting the balloons.

- We're back.
- Hey, Larry. How's it going?

- Hi. You look lovely.
- We're back. Ah, the traffic, unbel...

- Oh, hi. How are you, sweetheart?
- Oh. Thank you, Mom.

- Hey. Hey.
- Grandma! Grandma!

Good to see you, my dears.

Let's go for some cake?

- Sam, the balloons.
- I have the balloons in my hand!

Thanks for
agreeing to host, Pop-pop.

- This is gonna be a boy.
- How do you know that?

Because it's so low. A boy.

So, coming up on 65 years
of marriage. Any tips?

You burst one of those balloons
and you'll never find out!

Oh! Uh, Nana,

we found a bunch of your
old pictures in the basement.

Thanks, sweetie.

Who is that?

Pop-pop was in the army?

No, sweetie. That was Nana's
stupidly attractive first husband.

Jesus Christ, he's a dapper man.

Why would you leave him for Pop-pop?

No, sweetie.

Luke was a soldier
and, um, he died at war.

Lar, you got
really lucky, my friend.

I bet he would have been a good dad.

That's not how biology works.

Lar?

Hey, he's being funny.

Shut up, Zach.

- Larry, are you okay?
- Dad?

- Dad?
- Larry! Larry!

Larry!

Guess you weren't expecting it?

What the hell is going on? Where's Joan?

Ladies and gentlemen,
we have now reached the junction.

Please alight the train

where your eternity lies ahead.

I don't remember
buying a train ticket.

Well, I guess
the surgery didn't go so well.

Mind your
step. Disorientation is normal.

The newly dead from North
America, arriving in Junction 301.

What is going on?

Hey. All the fun of the Middle Ages
with none of the leprosy. Come on.

Hey, you want to party? Party
all night, party for all time.

Hey, pally. Good to see
you. You must be new.

- Where am I?
- Jessica?

He hasn't made contact yet.

Jessica?

- W-What is this?
- Your AC will be with you shortly.

- Welcome, Sandro. Follow me.
- Hi. Can you help me? I--

Your AC will be with you shortly.

- Are you an AC?
- Yes, but I'm not your AC.

- Come.
- Jessica?

Final call for
the Dingle World, 174.

Hi. Do you work here?

No, honey. I'm here for my health.

Listen. I
think I've been abducted.

You haven't been abducted.

Well, where's my
family? Where's Joan? Where am I?

You're in the junction.
Your AC will be--

Be with me shortly. Yeah.

Next
arrival in 15 minutes.

Final train from Junction 301,
departing in five minutes.

Oh, Jill. This is all noise.

I know you, Jill.

You just want a box of
Chardonnay and a pool.

I do like Chardonnay.

Well, then I have the eternity for you.

Okay.

Yeah. Okay.

Straight ahead.

Oh. Sorry.

You little bitch.

Uh... Larry Cutler?

Is there a Larry Cutler here?

- That's me.
- Larry?

- That's me.
- Oh! Hey, man. I'm so sorry.

They had me at a whole 'nother gate.

Who are you?

I'm Anna. I'm your AC.

- What does that stand for?
- Your afterlife coordinator.

That's not a job.

You've passed away, Larry.

No.

You're dead.

No. I'm not. I-I hit my head. And...

It's a girl.

Walk with me.

Oh. All right, listen. So I
was sitting with my family,

- and then I, uh--
- Died.

No, and I... Whatever
you're trying to pro...

It's not sore. Weird.

Look, Larry.

How is this happening?

When you get here, your form
reverts to its happiest self.

It could be any age.

That's why there are
lots of 10-year-old boys,

but not a lot of teenagers though.

Ah, shit. Joan. Joan, my wife.
I need... I need to go back.

Oh, Larry. Look on the bright side.
At least your penis works again.

- Hey, Anna.
- My...

My penis always worked.

There's no need to feel
shame here. We've seen it all.

Uh. Yeah. Well, if I was dead,

I wouldn't really care about
the functionality of my...

- Penis.
- Ugh.

I wouldn't be embarrassed and
annoyed with you right now,

because you're not supposed
to be annoyed in heaven.

Oh, they tell you such
strange things down there.

Larry, what is a soul?

Uh...

I don't know. I suppose it's
the perfect version of yourself.

No. It's just you.

No, that can't be right.

If you were annoyed a lot in life,

Larry, then you might be
annoyed a lot in death.

Were you annoyed a lot in life, Larry?

Listen to me. My wife
really needs me right now.

I'm sorry. It doesn't work like that.

Wake up, Larry. Wake up. Wake
up. Come on, buddy. Come on.

What the hell is that?

If you were dreaming, you
wouldn't feel that pain.

I didn't feel that.

You know, usually you old fellas really
cheer up about the whole penis thing.

Listen to me, I need to talk to
God, okay? That's what I want.

- I want to speak with the big guy.
- Okay, so you're one of those.

I don't know why you didn't
say that in the first place.

We got tons of eternities.

What are you, New Testament,
Old Testament? Hindu, Buddhist?

- Pick your poison.
- Hold on. Is God not real?

I don't know. But, listen,

after a couple hundred years
in one of these eternities,

you won't even know the difference.

Who do you work for?

I work for Frank.

Okay, then, uh, who does Frank work for?

Frank works for Tom. Why-Why
does it even matter? Come on.

We don't have time. I got
other clients, Larry, please.

Okay. Well,

I'm sorry for assuming that paradise
would look a little less like life.

This isn't paradise.

This is just a brief transition
between life and eternity.

Oh, you've earned a
life worth an eternity.

- I have?
- It's just something we say.

Everybody gets an eternity.

The good, the bad and the ugly.

So all that "live a good life"
stuff's a-a bunch of crap?

Afraid so.

Red door escapee.

- Get away from me!
- Do not engage.

- Oh, that? Don't worry about that.
- Get away!

Just don't run
through any red doors.

I can't go back.
I can't do it anymore.

Come here. Come...

- Get off me.
- Larry, let's go. Let's go.

Final
call for Alpine World, 234.

So this is where I'm staying, huh?

For now, until you choose
the right eternity for you.

But we'll get into all that later.

- I think now's a good time. I'm dead.
- Hey. There you go. Acceptance.

We have some of your favorite
clothes in the closet,

in case you want to check it out.

Anna?

Didn't 1840s Ireland have a devastating
famine caused by a potato blight

and the British exporting
all their other food?

Well, not here.

Ever wanted to
be the captain of--

Do you hate clothes, but
you need them to keep warm?

Well, here in Natural State 454,
it's always a balmy 72 degrees.

Ooh.
Looking good, Jim.

He's "cardiac-ing" really hard.

Suction, goddamn it.

- We lost him.
- But you found me.

If you
suffered a violent death,

please reach out to
our afterlife counselors.

You know, I did,
uh, experiment in college.

Hi, there.

Hi.

Confusing time, huh?

Yes, actually.

Oh. S-Sorry, I'm... I'm married.

What if I, uh, told you

I could secure you a spot
in the hottest eternity...

Marge. You know the policy.
No selling in the bar.

No selling in the bar.

Something strong, please.

First day?

So what are you, like
an angel or something?

Oh, no, no.

I'm a bartender.

Oh, shit. Do I have to get a job?

Only if you want to stay here.

So what are you thinking about,
for where you want to go from here?

Oh.

I don't... I don't know.

Somewhere sunny with a beach, I guess.

But my wife won't like that,
so I can't stay for long.

Did your AC go over the rules?

No, but, uh, she seemed busy.

All right. Well, look, the big thing

is there's no switching
eternities after you've chosen.

No visiting other
eternities, no nothing.

Eternity is eternity.

It's forever.

What if I didn't go along with the rules?
What are they gonna do, kill me again?

Technically they can't kill you again.

But you break a rule,

you overstay your welcome, or
you try switching eternities,

they'll put you into the void.

Is that like hell?

As close as there is.

It's just blackness, for eternity.

Um...

My wife has cancer. It's terminal.

I'm sorry to hear that.

Worst part about death is the guilt
you feel for the ones you left behind.

I know, and I told her that I
was always gonna take care of her.

And now she's sick, and
dealing with all this.

Um... Could I get a mixer with that?

That is absolutely disgusting.

Morning, sleepyhead.

Morning, sweetie.

What the hell?

What's going on? How
did you get in here?

- Larry, you don't remember?
- Remember what?

No, we didn't. Did we?

Nah, I'm just joking. I have a key.

- Why do you have a key?
- It's not important.

So, you seemed to have
a good time last night.

I'm dead. You wouldn't think
hangovers would be a thing.

I know, right? It's a
common misconception.

I got a question.

Mm-hmm. Hit me with it.

So, everyone working here, they don't
want to go to their eternity. Why?

Some people haven't accepted death,

and some people are waiting
for their loved ones.

Oh.

And others haven't decided yet,
and those are the worst ones.

Well, why did you stay?

That is a
story for another time.

- Mmm.
- So, tell me.

Where you going? Did you decide?

No. I... I need to see where Joan is.

- Mmm.
- How can I tell how close she is?

No, I'm sorry. It doesn't work
like that. I can't do that.

So all that looking down from above
stuff, that's just a bunch of BS?

Mmm. You're annoyed?

- No, I'm not annoyed.
- You look annoyed.

What about everybody who died
before me? Where's my parents?

How do I see them?

You could definitely
go see your parents.

But then, you know,
you'd be...

- Be with my parents for eternity.
- Eternity.

That's why we usually
recommend for you to do you.

And just know that everyone
is existing pretty damn good.

You know what I mean?

You know, Joan always thought of death

as one more surprise
waiting around the corner.

- Mmm.
- And she loved surprises.

But she was a librarian though, right?

Yeah, they can like surprises too.

Oh.

So if I wanted to wait,
what do I have to do?

Get a job? Be a bartender?

No. You wish.
It's cleaning work.

- Do you know how to do laundry?
- Yeah.

At least the room is nice.

Yeah. But it's for clients.

So if you don't decide, then you
have to go...

Well, I was told there is no hell.

- The basement.
- Oh.

The rooms are more
functional in the basement.

- Mmm.
- Jesus, you went straight to hell.

You look like you
hate people. Try Hermit World.

Hi. Excuse me...

Do you want a little sniffle? And you?

Final call
for Cowboy World 167.

Smoke, sir?

It could be tomorrow.

Or she could hang on for
another, what, six or seven months?

I mean, I guess I could
set everything up for her.

And I could, you know, make sure
it's... it's how she likes it,

really make it feel like a home.

Larry, that is so romantic.

- I guess it is a little romantic.
- It's so romantic.

- I can be romantic.
- I...

- 'Cause I know how she likes things.
- You do.

Oh.

I really think you picked a good one.

You are not going to regret this, Larry.

- Hey, hey, uh, would you do me a favor?
- Yeah, sure can do.

Could you give Joan this letter for me?

No can do. That's against the rules.

Plus, why do you need a
letter when you got me?

Beach Land 239,
now boarding at gate 12.

It was a pleasure working with you.

Yeah.

Bye.

Bye.

Sorry. Oh.

Ow.

Shoot.

Okay.

Mind your step.
Disorientation is normal.

Joan.

Joan!

Joan! Joan!

That's my wife.

Yeah. Come on, buddy.

- It's that way.
- Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah.

Come on, come on, come on,
come on! Come on.

There you go.

The newly dead
from North America,

arriving in Junction 301.

Oh, excuse me. Excuse
me. Sorry, where am I?

Um, your AC will explain everything.

Okay. Okay. You know,
it's just...

Honey, your AC will explain everything.

That looks nice.

Joan. Joan! Joan.

- Larry!
- Joan.

- Sweetie. Ah, sweetie.
- Oh, my God.

I missed you so much.

- Hi. Oh. Oh, my God.
- Wow, look at you. Wow. I love this.

I was, uh, I was in bed, and then
I... I thought I just came from a...

- Baby, you look amazing.
- ...a-a train.

- Oh! Every time!
- Ow! Ow!

God, every damn time, Larry. I told
you to slow down on the pretzels.

- But, you... No, no, you never listen.
- I know, I know.

Oh, you stop smiling.

- Jo?
- Yeah.

Listen to me, honey.
I have shocking news.

- You're dead.
- I'm dead.

Yeah. How'd you know?

I mean...

It took him forever to figure that out.

- Not forever.
- Yeah, forever.

- No.
- So you are the famous Joan.

Okay, Larry. Way to marry up.

- Yeah.
- So, uh, what-what now?

Yeah, so
now, so--

Was it cancer?

That took you away from the world?

So, who are you?

Okay, honey. So listen, now we
finally get to have that holiday.

And basically we can go anywhere
we want, but then that's it.

It's like a one and done thing
here. They're very strict on that.

Um, and if you want to go
to the mountains we can,

because the snow and the cold's not
gonna kill you now, 'cause you're dead.

- Back away from my client.
- I'm not near your client.

- Back away.
- Shut up.

I've been waiting for this
golden goose for 67 goddamn years.

- Oh, Lar?
- Hi.

- Excuse me. Excuse me.
- I'm so sorry about her.

Who's that?

I'm Ryan.
I'm your afterlife coordinator.

Yeah.

I know this can be
very, very overwhelming.

It's a lot to absorb, so
I highly recommend just...

...taking a deep breath
in, and... ...out.

Just breathe out.

Oh. Hey. What's going on, guy?

This was my, uh, bartender.

I, um, guess I forgot to pay the tab.
I didn't realize there would be a tab.

Nobody gave me any money.

No way.

Sorry. I forgot to ask your
name. What's your name again?

I'm Luke.

This is Luke. He's my bartender.

Joan.

Oh, no.

I never dreamt you this clearly.

You're exactly how I dreamt you.

Oof. Hard luck, Larry.

No. Luke had a mustache.

Yeah, well, Joanie hated it.

So I shave it off every morning
hoping she's gonna show up.

- Oh, my God.
- How romantic.

And you did.

Okay, sweetie.

- Okay.
- Oh.

- What you doing?
- Larry?

- Okay, sweetie.
- I...

- Let's go.
- Oh.

- Who's this guy?
- The second husband.

- I prefer current husband.
- The current husband.

- Oh.
- Joanie, you're all right?

Oh, my God.

Honey. It was a lot for me too.

Okay. I have to insist that I explain
exactly what's going on to my client.

She clearly has a very
"difficult" decision to make.

- Okay. Oh, that...
- Come on.

- Oh, my God, he's really here.
- And very attractive.

Is he taller?

So when you said you were waiting...

I conjured her image
every day in my mind.

Thought I did a good job, but
she's more stunning than I remember.

Okay. That's a line, Luke.

You were my bartender.

Hmm?

Nope. Nope. Nope.

- Uh, mmm no.
- God, he looked so young.

This will have to do.

Was he always that young?

That's a lot to take in.

The love of your life waiting 67 years.

And Larry.

Larry is my husband.

- One of two.
- Yeah.

Oh, that's pretty.

You'll feel much better after you

change out of that morbid ensemble.

Ah. Oh. Oh.

Yeah, that's pretty.

That's... Oh, he's so young.

Oh, he's so young.
Oh, I don't...

What's your ETA, doll?

- Oh.
- How's it looking?

So... What...

What am I supposed to do, huh?

- I need you to tell me...
- ...what to do.

Oh, my dear. Okay. I read your file.

And you are smart,
passionate and decisive.

Oh. I am?

I have complete faith that you
will choose the right eternity...

- Yeah.
- ...and the right person to spend it with.

- Mmm.
- You'll do.

Do for what?

Were you expecting someone, or...

Were you?

Uh...

Oh, my God, Luke. What
a surprise.

What the hell, Reese?

It's Ryan, and it's been
Ryan for the last half hour.

- Yeah.
- You look amazing.

Yeah. I'm married.

- To him.
- To Larry.

And Larry seems nice.

Look, Joan, you must have thought,
or hoped, that this might happen?

Well, I mean, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
You know, I-I have imagined it.

Great.

Hi.

- I'll leave you kids to it.
- Oh.

Hi.

Did you even read my file?

You're more than words on a page to
me, buddy. You didn't even bring it up.

Yeah, well, I had a lot
on my mind. I just died.

So, I'm sorry that I forgot to mention
that my wife's ex might be hanging around.

Technically, I don't think
we can call him her ex.

First husband, maybe, but not an ex.

No, I'm not calling...
I'm never calling him that.

Okay. I'm just trying to anticipate
what Ryan's gonna say. We have history.

Great. What kind of history?

- It was sexual.
- Of course it was.

You know how many people wanted
this case? So many people.

Really?

A man that's waited half
a century for his love? Ah!

That's kinda sad if you think about it.

You really think that's the way
that Joan's gonna think about it?

- I don't know.
- It's okay.

I'm sure they've had
one of these before.

I mean, I don't know about
it. I've never had it.

But I bet you there's a process.

- He looks like Montgomery Clift.
- Oof!

Oh, my gosh, I was saying
this just the other day.

Montgomery Clift. He is so handsome.

- Luke is so handsome.
- You're not helping.

I'm sorry, but it is what it is.

Luke is hot.

His eyes are bluer than the
ocean. He has a better narrative.

No, he doesn't.

I have a better narrative.

I was married to her for 65
years and I gave her children.

Exactly. We go with that. That's strong.

There's nothing more powerful
than emotional blackmail.

- Right?
- Good on ya.

So... ...how have you been?

Good. Yeah.

Well, I mean, I've been obviously
dead, but, you know, good.

- Well, you look good.
- Yeah.

I mean, you know, you
always... you always looked...

- You always looked good.
- Oh, yeah. Coming from you, huh?

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Yeah, I, uh...

Look. I-I don't know what
to say. It's...

Well, I had a long time to think
about what I was going to say.

- Oh.
- I mean, I had a long, long time.

And?

And I'm drawing a blank.

Oh.

Warning. Code seven four.

- Code seven four.
- Oh! Oh.

- Eyes on the bogey.
- What the hell?

Gary.

Hey, Luke. You working tonight?

Not tonight. Tonight's a night off.

Wait. Is this...

Mm-hmm.

Joan? No!

- No. No, please.
- Move it!

I can't look at
another goddamn painting.

- It's so boring.
- All right.

- Well, I better go.
- No!

- But, hey, you are one lucky lady.
- Hmm?

Gary!

- Oh.
- Huh.

- Move it. I'm sick of this crap.
- No, please!

Get in here now!

Oof.

Museum World's the worst!

Oh, God.

Oh, my God. What-What did he do?

Oh, he tried to escape his eternity.

Once you've chosen,
you can't go back here.

You have to get it right.

- Oh, that's a lot of pressure.
- Yeah, it is.

Look. I remembered what I
wanted to say to you first.

What?

I love you.

Oh.

That's a... That's a good opener.

Yeah.

Look, I know this is hard
for you, but I missed you.

I thought about you every single day.

There wasn't a day that went
by that I didn't think of you.

Yeah. You know, I...

I wanted you to be happy.

I wanted you to have a life.

- Yeah?
- Yeah, of course.

But I waited.

You know, I-I waited because I wanted
us to have a chance to have one too.

Oh.

I'm gonna be sick.

- You okay?
- Oh, God. Why can you get sick here?

- Joan.
- Oh.

- You all right?
- Uh, Luke? Luke, please.

I need to think.

Okay?

Oh.

Okay.

Luke?

Oh.

Okay.

- Hey, sweetie.
- Oh, Larry.

So, I know this is a lot, but don't
worry. I've been doing the research.

And here are some pretty good options.

Sorry, options for?

Yeah, for our eternity.

What?

Wow. You really look amazing.

- The long hair suits you. I love it.
- Oh.

What?

Oh. Everything works here.

Oh, Larry.

- What do you mean, "Larry"?
- Well, it's complicated.

We were together a week ago.

Yeah, well, a lot has happened in a
week. You died, Karen died. I died.

I just been reunited
with both of my dead husbands.

And I learned that I have only a
week to pick where to spend eternity.

Karen finally kicked it.
It's a big week for Oakdale.

Oh.

Oh.

Hey.

- I know what'll make you feel better.
- Oh, what?

Squatting.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Just try it.

- Fine. Okay.
- I'm telling you.

- Come on. Go.
- Okay, fine.

Go.

Yeah.

- Wow.
- I know, right?

- I got so low there.
- You did get so low there.

Yeah. I know. It feels so good.

I've been doing a bunch of stuff.

- Oh. Looking good.
- Yeah.

- You look good.
- I know. Thanks. Thanks.

- Work it out.
- I miss these hips.

- Whoo!
- Oh, God.

Yeah, look at this. Look at this.

Oh. You were right. That, uh,
that did make me feel better.

I knew it would.

Oh.

Are you kidding me?

- Larry!
- It's too much salt.

I need... I need time.

Okay? I...

I just... I need to clear my head.

Okay. You're right.
I'm being insensitive.

And we can talk about it in the morning.

- Thank you.
- Okay.

- These are so stupid.
- Are you kidding me?

What are you doing?

I'm going to bed.

I'm tired too.

Long day for me.

Oh.

Oh, Larry.

Oh.

Remember, geopolitical
differences no longer matter.

You are dead.

Sorry, buddy, but
your seven days are up.

Holy crap.

"Holy crap. For God's
sakes. Bloody hell."

Are you sure you're not religious?

Hey, hey, hey. Is he here?

Oh, yeah, he is. But it's sad actually.

No, he's... He-He's my Jo's favorite.

- Him?
- Yeah. She loves him.

- Really?
- He's the best.

Oh, okay.

Hey, do you know him?

Yeah, of course I know him.

Would he do you a favor?

Who you talking to?
It's me. Obviously, duh.

- But you're sure? Him?
- Yes.

Okay.

Wow. Look at this.

Single bed. That's nice, right?

We got ourselves here a kitchenette.

Handy.

Let's see what's in that fridge.

Oh, my gosh.

You are in luck.

Hummus.

You know what? It's fine.

You sort this out for me,
I'll be outta here in no time.

- Oh, I love it.
- This is gonna save it.

I love it. You are focused.

- Keeping your eyes on the prize.
- What's that smell?

- It's hummus.
- No, it's not.

I...

All right.

Ever think 1930s Germany

would've been great if it
wasn't for all the Nazis?

Well, think no more.

Oh.

Please be coffee.

Okay. Please be coffee.

Oh, Larry.

I know, I know, but I
got a surprise for you.

No, no, no. I actually
need less surprises.

Like, just, you know, zero surprises.

Joan, I promise you're gonna like this.

You trust me, right?

Yeah. Okay.

Yeah.

She trusts me.

Next
arrival in 15 minutes.

You look incredible.

- Thanks, honey.
- Yeah.

Are you excited?

- Sure.
- Got any ideas what it could be?

No.

- Here we go. Yeah.
- Oh, that's sweet. Look at you.

That's for you.

Need a little bubbles.

Oh. That's, um...

Yeah, that's sweet.

What? Oh, no. That's not it.

Oh, gosh.

Lights!

Look.
Look. Look up there.

- Hon, is that... Wait, Larry.
- Yeah.

♪ Everybody loves
somebody sometime ♪

- What'd I tell you? What'd I tell you?
- Oh, my God!

That's our guy.

♪ Everybody falls
in love somehow ♪

- I know.
- Oh, my goodness.

- This is for Joan.
- Did I do good or what?

- You really did. You did great.
- What did I tell ya?

He sounds amazing.

♪ My time... ♪

- Ah, he looks great.
- Oh, my gosh. He really does.

♪ ...is now ♪

Oh, okay.

- Guess he still likes to drink.
- Yeah.

- Or he's just, you know, a little rusty.
- Yeah.

- Still for Jill.
- Joan!

♪ Falls in love somehow ♪

♪ Something in my
heart keeps saying ♪

Keep it together.

- Larry, are you sure that's Dean Martin?
- I don't know.

♪ ...is here ♪

Oh, shit.

- Be right back.
- Okay.

Anna, who the hell is this?
That's not Dean Martin.

- Hey, baby.
- Of course not. It's Richard Johnson.

- Oh, no. No.
- Celebrity impersonators die too, Larry.

- Why wouldn't you tell me?
- I thought you knew.

I thought it was weird you kept
saying, "This is Joanie's favorite."

I was like, "Richard?
Richard is Joanie's favorite?"

You knew that's not what I meant.

Well, now that I say it out loud, I
understand that it does not make sense.

- Please. I'm so lonely, babe.
- Oh.

Also, he has a crippling alcohol problem,
and I forgot to mention that to you,

and that's my bad.

- That is your bad.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

I can't fathom a scenario
which this could've gone worse.

Help Ol' Blue Eyes with
his old blue balls, huh?

- No, no, no.
- Oh, my...

Oh. Hey, Luke.

- Blue Eyes was Frank.
- You're the man, Luke!

- It just got worse. It just got worse.
- Oh.

- Are you okay?
- Yes.

- Yeah?
- Yeah, thanks. Sorry.

I'm grateful that you were passing.

Well, actually, I
was... Um...

- You were... No. Oh, no.
- Well, I was here because...

Luke, take her back to
the room for a hot bath.

Okay, yeah. I
think we got it--

I don't know what that guy was
doing. And why are you going--

- What is wrong with you?
- I know. I'm trying.

I thought it was the real
Dean Martin. I swear to God.

- What's your problem?
- Stop! Stop it!

You two, come with me.

No. No, no, no, no, no, no.

You two st... You stay here.

Excuse me, y'all. Excuse me.

Excuse me.

You're excused.

You know, I could've
handled that myself.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

You know, my grandfather,
he had psychotic issues.

And maybe it just skips a generation.
Because there's no way that this is real.

How in God's name can this
be real? My God.

Is this hell?

Is this hell?

- Technically, hell does--
- No, no! I didn't say speak.

You ever work this place out?

Nah. It just gets more
and more confusing.

Do not be alarmed.
Everything is as it should be.

Gimme your phone. Just give it to me.

Hey, honey. So we're talking about
bending the rules just a smidge.

- It was my idea.
- It was my idea.

I took his idea and
I made it better. I'm making a plan.

Oh,
it's about control?

Yep. Yep.

Oh.

- So?
- Good news.

- I talked to Frank, and basically--
- Actually, I talked to Frank.

The point is, somebody talked to Frank.

They then talked to Tom, and then
they talked to a guy way up top.

- The big guy.
- Kevin.

And you got approved for a plan.

Anna, just say the plan.

- Okay, sorry. So typic--
- So, typically here--

Anna. You're Anna?

- No.
- Okay.

So typically when you get here,

you get to pick eternity, and
that's it. Bing, bang, boom.

However, in this unique circumstance,
you've gotten approved for a special visa.

Joan will be allowed two
visits to an eternity.

- One with each of her former husbands.
- Mm-hmm.

- And then?
- And then she'll decide.

Between the two of you.

It seems like kind of a
high-pressure scenario.

Okay. Well, you could all
choose the same eternity

and then work it out from there.

But then you'd be in the
same place together forever.

Oh, that could work.

- No, no.
- I'm done...

I'm done with this guy
creeping in the shadows.

- Creeping in the shadows?
- Lurking.

- Lurking?
- Yeah. You're a lurker, pal.

And you're waiting beyond to
spoil a half a century of marriage.

Well, I'm sorry I died
defending our country.

- It was Korea, buddy. Relax.
- What'd you say to me?

You didn't exactly storm the
beaches of Normandy, did you?

- What... What are you doing?
- You went there.

Hey. Hey! Stop!

- Hit him back, Larry.
- Stop!

- I will bare-knuckle you.
- Yes, Luke!

Stop it! Okay?

This is what we're doing!

So, just...

flip a coin and decide
who's going first.

No.

I will not stand for
another man dating my wife.

Maybe you should've
thought about that before

you married another man's wife.

Boys!

Who's going first?

I have a coin.

Oh, shit.

- Is that a pretzel?
- No.

- Oh, my God.
- You still eating pretzels.

- Yeah. Relax.
- Get on with it.

Heads or tails?

Heads.

The next stop
is Mountain World 312.

Oh.

- What?
- I just...

forgot how handsome you are.

We were an attractive couple.

Oh, come on. Everybody...

Everybody assumed that you got
me pregnant and had to marry me.

Yeah, no. My mother, she
was... she was so upset

when I told her that I wasn't,
because she...

Well, she wanted hot grandkids so badly.

Not that my kids are ugly.

I'm sure that they are hot.

Not that I care.

I didn't assume.

Yeah. 'Cause I'm not...
I'm not into hot kids.

No, I'm not into hot kids either.

Yeah.

I'm not into kids.

Good.

That's good.

I remember the sky being bluer.

Oh.

Was it always that shade?

Oh, yeah. Pretty much.

Is that cloud moving?

Yep.

They move.

Is it how you imagined it?

It's perfect.

Oh, boy. Oh. Okay.

Okay.

Can't die twice.

You can't die twice.

Okay.

This okay?

Mm-hmm.

- Yeah.
- Yeah?

No, we didn't know where
to put any of the trash.

And so we didn't know they had a
place where bears didn't get to.

It's cold. Was it always this cold?

It's cold.

Let's get you somewhere
nice and warm, huh?

Mmm.

I don't like how Luke's been going
around telling people he died in the war.

Larry, the man died in the war.

No, I know, but it's the way he says it.
"The war," like it's one of the cool ones.

Okay, I think we should stop
squabbling about his obvious heroism,

because I don't think that's
our strongest point of attack.

The problem is Luke's
always been a memory.

Now, I don't know how
you compete with a memory.

All we are, are a
collection of memories.

That's depressing. I don't like that.

But the point is, you're
going to have to remind her

of why she fell in love
with you in the first place.

Honestly...

I don't know why she
fell in love with me.

Mmm.

Well, you're gonna have to
figure that out. And fast.

There's someone here I gotta find.

Okay. Now we're cooking.
Now we're cooking.

My great-granddaughter
Charlotte would love this place.

She's a little adventurer.

I guess so was her
mother, for that matter.

- Sorry.
- It's fine.

I'm sure she misses you.

So is that okay? You
know, talking about...

- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
- Okay.

- You're not angry with me?
- For what?

It's just... Sixty-seven
years, you know?

I remarried after two years,
and you waited 67 years.

Sixty-seven years. Wow.

Mmm.

Yeah.

When eternity's on the line, one
lifetime of waiting seems like nothing.

Jesus, you are so perfect.

I'm not perfect.

Oh, that's what perfect
people say.

Fine. I hate hearing about your kids

and your grandkids and
the kids they had, okay?

I mean, I don't-I don't hate them.

Okay.

But it kills me that I didn't
get to have all that with you.

I'm glad you had it.

I'm glad you had a happy life.

I would go to the docks
waiting for you to return.

Watching all the soldiers
stream onto shore,

'cause I convinced myself
that they got it wrong.

- That you would be among them. And...
- Joan.

I would just sit and watch and wait.

So I...

I did wait for you, Luke.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Hmm.

Hey.

Come with me.

If I wasn't already dead, I'd be
worried you're about to kill me.

- Do you trust me?
- Oh. Sure.

Come on.

Hello, Mr. Fenwick.

Just Fenwick.

Right. Uh, we haven't
been here before--

Individual or shared?

- Shared.
- Do not touch the exhibits.

Remember, the exhibits aren't real.

We take no responsibility
for emotional trauma.

Happy reliving.

You ready?

For what?

Every eternity has one.

We call it archive tunnels.

Which means?

I don't know. I've never
been to an eternity before.

We can find out together.

- Hi. What's your name?
- Oh.

- Yeah, you.
- Oh. I-I'm Joan.

Yeah.

What's your name?

- Luke.
- Nice to meet you, Luke.

- Oh, Luke.
- Joan's a pretty name.

I haven't seen you around here before.

Oh...
...well, I just moved to the city.

Just around the corner. Briar...

Briar cliff?

Come on.

- I was so nervous. Look at me.
- That's not what I'm saying--

Look at you.

Oh.

Joan, I love you so much.

Come on.

Oh, nope. No, no.

No. Luke, come on.

- Oh, we're really going for it, eh?
- Hey.

Stop!

I don't wanna see this one.

I love you.

I love you.

Worst day of my life.

Luke.

I missed you so much.

Yeah.

We should go.

Luke, please.

I don't remember this.

- You don't need to see this.
- What's he doing at our dock?

Can we just go please?

Please...

Oh, God, Luke. Please.

Will you marry me?

Of course.

He made her death about him.
It's selfish, is what it is.

- If you say so. So who's Karen?
- Oh, God. She's a neighbor.

Longest-serving member
of the Oakdale Avenue HOA,

and she won't let you forget it.

She would always leave these
little sticky notes on my door.

- She was a very passive-aggressive woman.
- Okay. Here we are. Here we are.

- Gimme some space.
- Sorry.

Larry. I heard
about the pretzels.

Karen. You're still old.

I'm 72 now, thank you very much.

Yeah, no.

Sorry, it's just a weird
age to be your happiest.

- You remember when Jim died?
- That was your happiest?

- When your husband died?
- Oh, Jim was a dear.

But anyway, that summer when I went on
that pottery retreat with my friend Barb...

Right.

Well, Barb and I were lovers.

Oh. I-I didn't--

I went full lesbian for three
months, and it was fabulous.

But then I came back and I
had the kids, and the grandkids

and the church group, and I just went
back into that miserable old closet.

Oh, that explains why
you were so mean to me.

Oh, no. I just didn't like you.

Right.

I came around eventually.

- You grow on people, Larry.
- Mm-hmm.

I'm thinking...

Paris Land.

It's basically Paris in the '60s,
but they speak English with an accent.

And they have civil rights.

I take it you're waiting on Joan.

No, she's already here.

Ooh, shit week for Oakdale.

- So where you guys going?
- It's complicated.

- Oh, are you gay too?
- Mmm.

- Honestly, that would be easier.
- Look at you.

You seem so uncomfortable.

- Mm-hmm.
- Nah.

- I-I'm hot.
- Think about it.

The worst thing in the world
has already happened to you.

He wishes.

- Do tell.
- So, girl, this is what happened.

Okay. L-Listen, I came
here to ask a question,

and goddamn it, I'm gonna
ask Karen a question.

Then ask the question.

Karen, did Joan ever mention, um...

Why do you think she
fell in love with me?

- Uh...
- Karen, say something.

- Anything. Just say something.
- Well, I...

- Um...
- Anything.

I
don't know. She just did.

I mean, I-I never thought

she'd be happy again after Luke died...

...but you made her happy.

Mmm.

You made your life
about making her happy.

- Isn't that enough?
- Eh.

Luke is here.

- Joan's Luke?
- Mm-hmm.

Oh, he was so dreamy.

I used to pretend I fancied him.

- Of course, I didn't.
- Because you're a big, secret lesbian?

- Exactly.
- Mmm.

But, wow.

He was perfect.

Hey, listen to me.

No one is perfect.

No one is perfect!

- Larry, don't be like that!
- No one is perfect!

- Luke. Luke, would you calm down?
- About what?

You know, if you just...

If you think about it,
it was his way of saying

that-that he knew that you
would always be a part of me.

Come on, Joan. He wormed his way in.

He manipulated you by using your grief.

- No.
- He is such a leech.

That is not what happened, okay?

You left.

I didn't leave. I died.

Would you have said yes if
you weren't still grieving?

I never stopped grieving.

Would you say yes?

Larry, Larry! Listen.

I am rooting for you, but
this is not the way, okay?

It's not even about him.
This is about you and Joan.

The woman who you have
loved for 65 beautiful years,

and have made her very happy.

This is about showing that
same woman that you're willing

to spend all of eternity
together to do the same thing.

Now, is this gonna make her happy?

- Okay, cool.
- What kind of creep

leaves their door unlocked?

- Maybe he doesn't
have anything to hide.

- Nah, everybody's
got something to hide.

That's a little dramatic.

It's actually really hard to keep
track of time here, so I applaud him.

It's very practical.

Larry, come on.

Ha! Does a perfect person look at this?

You've never looked
at porn before, Larry?

- Mm-hmm.
- Ah. What about this?

Look at all these numbers.

- Yeah, it's numbers.
- That one's got lipstick.

- Mm-hmm.
- That means they're kissing.

Yeah, it's been 67
years. What would you do?

Larry, come on. This is
enough. It's too much.

- Yeah. What am I doing?
- Let's go.

- Let's just go.
- What the...

You goddamn snake.

Well, clearly the date
didn't go too well, did it?

Oh, you took advantage of her.

What're you talking about?

You made your engagement about me.

You used my death to worm your way in.

- I don't have to listen to this.
- I felt awful leaving Joan alone.

I genuinely hoped she
would find someone.

Yeah, right.

But she woulda been better
off alone than with you.

Well, I tried.

Hey, is that hair dye?

Stop!

My nose!

Get off of me!

- Get off me!
- Get off me.

That's it? That's all y'all can do?

I didn't betray you, Luke.

I didn't even know you.

Yeah. Then why did you
propose at the dock?

Larry.

Trauma specialists
to Junction 145.

Plane crash incoming.

Baby formula. Here.

- Sir...
- We also do breast milk.

- Just a minute of your time. Please!
- Okay.

- L-Let's get you somewhere quiet.
- Oh, God.

- Bromance World.
- Why won't anybody come to Library World?

Final
call for High School World.

What's wrong with these eternities?

Oh, some are full.

- Others are just out of fashion.
- Hmm.

Quite a few of them weren't
very PC by today's standards.

If that makes any sense.

So, like, what happened to
the people inside of them?

They are still in there
living out their afterlives.

Right.

Oh, God.

I don't know what to do.

You spent your entire life
worrying about other people.

Now it's time to decide
what's best for you.

Let me guess.

Luke is best for me?

I want you to choose Luke
because it's the life you missed.

Eternity is a long time to have regrets.

But that's your decision to make.

Oh, God.

What if I... What if I...
I don't know what to choose?

Well, you need to figure it out.

Sorry.

Just have fun at the beach tomorrow.

It is a paradise after all.

I didn't think it would be this busy.

- Yeah, it's fine.
- Very popular. It's okay.

Wonder if we can get an umbrella.

Yeah, you'd think that they
would hand one to you, huh? Or a chair?

Look at the view.

You were so beautiful, honey.

Oh.

I mean, you are beautiful.

And you've always been beautiful,

- you never stopped being beautiful.
- I get what you mean, love.

You are right though. This
would've been a nice vacation.

I mean, it doesn't have to be here.

If you want another eternity, we can...

We can go to space for all I care.

As long as Luke's not floating around.

You look pretty good yourself.

Fore!

That's golf, idiot!

Okay, Larry, it's a child.

Oh, he's-he's probably 90.

I actually died when I was nine.

- Oh.
- Oh.

- Right.
- Hit and run.

Least it was quick.

It was not quick.

It was very, very slow.

- Oh.
- Get. Get.

Hon, why don't we... why
don't we just get out of here.

Okay.

How was my funeral?

Decent turnout?

Yeah, you would've liked it.

Really?

Well, I mean, you would've pretended
to hate it, but it was nice.

Zach did the eulogy.

Did he try to be funny?

Yeah, he did. He did try to be
funny. But, you know, it was sweet.

The kids were-were so devastated.

Who was the most devastated?

I'm not answering that.

Sweetie, I'm sorry I
wasn't there when you...

You know.

Yeah, but you were waiting
for me when I arrived.

The kids will be happy
that we're together.

Larry.

Mmm?

You have to understand that
I'm in an impossible situation.

No. I don't understand.

I understand you loved Luke.

I loved Sally Daniels
in the ninth grade.

He wasn't some childhood
crush, Larry. He was my husband.

Yeah, but we built a life together, and
now you just wanna throw it all away.

Well, I never had a chance to
start a life with Luke, and...

- you know, God, he waited 67--
- Sixty-seven years.

Yeah, I get it. I would've
done the same thing.

Well, you knew I was close.

I was ready to wait
for as long as it took.

I was.

It's getting late. We should
head back, okay, honey?

You're an idiot, Larry.

Okay, hold on.

I'm holding on.

- You gotta shift your weight.
- Okay, okay.

- Just don't hurt yourself, please.
- I know, but you're gonna tip us.

♪ I can't forget you ♪

♪ I've got these
memories of you ♪

♪ I can't forget you ♪

♪ I'll always be loving you ♪

♪ Once we were happy ♪

♪ We were so
carefree and gay ♪

Come on, I wanna see the kids.

But you take a wrong turn
in one of those things,

you could be stuck in
your worst nightmare.

Okay, what... Forget about it. I
just... I thought it could be fun.

I-I know. I'm just...
I'm-I'm trying to protect you.

No, you are protecting yourself.

What're you so afraid you'll see?

Hmm?

It doesn't matter. It's fine.

- You don't know what's going--
- Honey, it's okay.

Gonna happen in there.

Wait. Joan... I...

Look. They look miserable.

Larry, do you remember our first date?

The flat.

When we pulled over, do
you remember what you said?

You said that, "This is the
perfect place for a flat tire.

Wide shoulder, beautiful
day, quiet road."

Till I realized I didn't have a spare.

Yeah, well, you never let me know it.

You seemed so broken back then, honey.

I-I felt like I needed
to be strong for you.

I just wanted to make everything okay.

Right down to that flat tire.

And you did make everything okay.

We had a wonderful life together.

Come here.

I don't care where we end up.

Just as long as we're together.

Okay.

- So, uh, what-what's what's going on?
- What is...

Yeah, what're
you guys--

I think it's important you
hear what Luke has to say.

I'm so sorry, Larry.

You should be, 'cause after
Larry broke into my apartment, I--

- After he what?
- No, the door was open.

- Was it?
- Jesus, Larry.

- Not a big deal.
- What is your... Sorry, what is that?

- Do the honors.
- Okay. Look, that I can ex...

- I can explain. It's okay.
- It sounds way worse than it is.

- "Dear Jo, I..." No.
- No. Give it to me.

We don't need to do this right now.

- Honey... Just give me...
- Joanie, I just wanted you to know

- the truth about this man.
- Hey, I can... Let me talk--

Oh, go grovel.

Just... Okay. I know, but
it-it-it's out of context, honey.

Yes, it is.

I'm sorry, you said that...

that you were willing to
wait as long as it took,

but you-you couldn't
even last a measly week?

I was. I honest... I...

Um, I was trying to set
up our eternity, and--

And you just assumed that
I would come find you?

Well, yeah, because you're my wife.

I'm sorry, you were... you were really
willing to trick me into an eternity?

No, swe... I wasn't trying to
trick you, okay? I honestly...

I swear to God, I thought
I was doing the right thing.

God. And to think I was
killing myself over this.

And you-you...

God, you-you are so selfish!

- I'm being selfish?
- Yeah.

You are being selfish,
because you're here

trying to decide between
a man buffet of...

men.

And I guarantee

you've already slept with
Mr. Perfect over here.

- I'm not perfect.
- As a matter of fact, I haven't.

But you know what?

Yeah, I've thought about it.

I mean, who wouldn't want that
kind of fiery, sparky love?

- Hell yeah.
- No.

I guess everyone's been right then.

About what, Larry?

That you never loved me
the way that you loved him.

That I was just a consolation prize.

Well, I, uh...

I know
he would never lie to me.

- Oh, really?
- Yeah.

Do you know that he dyes his hair?

And do you know that he's got a-a
worryingly large porn collection?

Oh, Jesus Christ, Larry.

I know about the
Playboy s in the garage.

Coasters, coasters. Tell
her about the coasters.

Yes, and the coasters.

He's got a, uh, a basket of
coasters with ladies' numbers on 'em.

Okay... What is he talking about?

What is he talking about? He's
talking about breaking and entering.

No, see. He's being... He's very...

- He's slippery.
- Oh, yeah?

He's a snake and he's
being purposefully vague.

Yeah, like how he was with "the war."

Ignore them, Luke. You're perfect.

- He's unhinged.
- You okay, babe?

I'm not perfect, okay?
Yes, I dye my hair.

And yes, I slept with a few
women over the last 60 years.

Oh, okay. I mean, that's understandable.

And one guy. One guy.

- Don't lie.
- Two.

Two guys. Just to see. Both times.

And I went through that BDSM
phase about 30 years ago--

Yes, you did. I remember
it like it was yesterday.

Yeah, me too.

Was fun, but n-not for me.

I didn't expect you to be
a-a priest for so long--

And I think I was beginning to bald
when I died. I-I-I comb it over.

Whatever. You keep saying I'm
perfect, you keep saying I'm perfect,

everyone keeps saying I'm perfect.
I am not perfect. Nobody is perfect.

Finally. Thank you.

But I did wait.

I waited for you, Joanie.

He should at least lose
some points for all the sex.

God, this is not a competition, Larry.

- Yes, it is!
- Sweetheart.

- It is 100%, for sure a competition.
- It is in fact a competition.

- That's literally what we're here for.
- Look, Joan.

I'm done with the games. You need
to decide if it's me or if it's him.

Yeah, you need to make a decision.

- Who's it gonna be?
- Which one?

It's gotta be one
of us. You gotta pick.

I-I think we need to give
my client some time to think.

Let's just go for a walk.
Let her breathe a little.

Let's get you
boys something to drink.

A drink sounds nice, right?

Something stiff.

God.

Yeah?

I heard you kicked it too.

Sweetie...

Oh...

Well, I guess there's nothing
more we can do. It's up to her.

Can I have one of them?

Just relax and get your
mind off those boys.

We deserve this.

You know what's funny
about you being here

is that you actually knew me
when I was with both of them.

Oh, for Christ's sake, Joan.

- Drink.
- Oh, sure.

Just... Mmm.

- I got a toast. This one is for Korea.
- Yeah, you're damn right.

Not enough films made about it.

Well, except M*A#S*H .

What the hell's M*A#S*H ?

Ah, man. You gotta
watch M*A#S*H .

Then I choose Luke.

- Okay.
- No.

Larry.

Larry. Okay.

God, shitty shit!

I'm so sorry.

- I don't think you're going bald.
- What're you talking about?

No. It can...

You can easily pass that
off as a double crown.

You know what? I appreciate that.

A-And you're pretty handsome yourself.

You don't... You don't have to say that.

You're a catch. Y-Y-You
got that mysterious thing.

Like, "I'm thinking deep stuff."
And women, they're into that.

Really? 'Cause I'm
not. I mean, honestly.

I've been dead, and I haven't once
thought about the meaning of life.

They're like, "This is it." and I'm
like, "Yeah, that makes sense to me."

You're smart. Don't overthink it.

You know who you are, you know what
you want, and you go and get it.

You start thinking about all
the infinite possibilities,

and guess what? You never move.

- She doesn't deserve you.
- And she doesn't deserve you.

You are smart, you are
handsome, and you're a war hero.

And you gave her kids.

- I did.
- I bet you looked after 'em well.

- Yeah, I did.
- Salud.

And at first, it was about Luke and me.

And then there were
decisions about Larry and me.

- And, you know, it was about the kids.
- Are you considering this eternity?

And, you know, work.
But this one is about me.

And...

You are dead.

- Jesus, Karen.
- You lived your life,

and now you're dead.

You have no obligations to anyone.

Maybe it's best you
all have a clean slate.

Uh, i-it's just we have
others interested, and I feel--

A little less of this,
a little more of this.

Thank you, honey.

- Thank you.
- You can go.

It's just...

- She's a...
- She's a perfect person.

She's a perfect person.

Come here.

Coming!

Do we have a little
headache this morning?

I've made my decision.

Okay.

I'll
gather your husbands.

I need a shower.

Yeah. You do.

I'm so nervous. Are you guys nervous?

You should definitely be
nervous. You too. Not to...

Not to mean that you should be
more nervous than anybody else,

but I'm just saying there's a
lot of nerves going all around.

- Hey. Why are you talking so fast?
- Are you nervous?

Oh, my gosh. 'Cause I'm nervous.

You guys should both be
shitting yourselves right now.

- Shut up.
- Sorry.

My client has reached her decision.

Love is a bond greater than death.

- Mm-hmm.
- Oh.

But some bonds are, well,
better bonded.

You have your ionic bonds,
you have your covalent bonds.

Your savings bonds.

- Bail bonds. You--
- Yeah. Okay. That's good.

- That's great. Thank you.
- Thank you.

Okay.

Okay.

So, Larry.

My first morning without you, I...

God, I hoped it was a bad dream.

I-I smelled your toast
burning downstairs.

I...

I heard the rattle of
the back door and...

You know, I even...

I even threw your pillows
on the ground the way...

the way you always did and...

You know, I was pretending...

It's okay, honey.

And,
uh, the funny thing is...

is that I... I felt that before.

When, uh...

When Luke died.

We never had a chance to see
where our love would take us.

But you gave me everything that
I needed in the time we had.

Yeah.

So...

God, how lucky am I...

...to have
had you both, you know?

And, uh, maybe things worked
out the way they were meant to.

Hmm.

S-So, what are you... What
are you saying? I don't...

I'm saying, um...

that I choose...

I
choose neither of you.

- You choose neither of us?
- You're kidding, right?

So, you're gonna hurt
three people instead of one?

No, there was never
going to... to be one.

Don't you get it?

I was going to be crushed either way.

But we built a life together.

Well, yeah. Maybe the
beauty in life is that...

Is that things end.

- You know? Maybe that's what...
- ...this is all for.

So...

So, I choose neither of you.

Yeah. Okay.

Why do we even bother?
I mean, do we help?

- Do we make a difference?
- Of course we make a difference.

We annoy them.

They've just died.

They're scared.

It's better to be
annoyed than to be scared.

Right?

You sure about this?

Oh, yeah. I'm sure.

Well, let's go.

You were right, by the
way. Even my proposal was about you.

You were the ghost I
could never compete with.

No.

Do you have any idea
how jealous I am of you?

You got to have a life with her.

Hey, you know you were the
last thing I saw before I died?

What do you mean?

I was eating a pretzel
and my great-granddaughter--

- Charlotte?
- Yeah.

Shows me this old picture of
you and Joan on your wedding day.

And then I started choking.

Yeah. I gotta admit, you
weren't who I was expecting.

You're exactly what I was expecting.

Minus the porn and hair dye.

About six months before I died, I was...

I was graying at the temples
and, you know, I just didn't care.

'Cause Joan and I, we'd just had this
conversation about starting a family.

Everything was laid out in front of us.

That was my happiest.

I'm 35.

Joan was pregnant with our second
and we went out to dinner one night.

The doctor was telling us
about all these new studies

where you're not supposed to
drink when you're pregnant.

And I got my glass of wine
and Joan took a sip of it,

and she just had this
little smile on her face.

And I don't know but, in that moment,
it just felt like we were a team.

You okay?

Oh, my God. I have to go.

What's going on?

Your AC will explain everything.

What's an AC?

We can go to this café on
the Seine where a fake Sartre

and fake Camus have a fight and they have
great pain au chocolat .

Was Camus the one who
always talked about death?

'Cause that just kinda
sounds pointless now.

Really?

You know, I read Sartre
For Beginners .

How do you say Sartre?

- Sar... Sartre.
- Sartre.

And--

What's Larry doing here?

I...

- Please. Larry. I made up my mind, okay?
- Yeah.

- You know this is best. Okay?
- Your hair is different.

- Okay. Thank you.
- No.

Y-You never had it like
that when we were together.

No. I-I cut it after...

It suits you.

Larry.

You should go with Luke.

Okay? You deserve a shot
at that kind of love, honey.

That fiery, sparky kind.

But I
was so, so happy with you.

I... I know.

But you were happiest with him.

- It's okay.
- B-But what... What about you?

D-Don't worry about
me. I'll be in the sun.

Knowing you're happy makes me happy.

But it doesn't work unless you're happy.

Oh, Larry.

Okay.

You better go break the
news to Karen.

Okay.

Okay.

- Okay.
- It's the right thing.

Wow.

The train doors
will close in 30 minutes.

Babe, we shouldn't flaunt
our sexy love in front of his face.

He has no one.

- Hey.
- Hi.

How are you holding up, Lar?

Eh, I'm all right.

No hard feelings,
right, Larry?

For what it's worth, I totally
thought you had it there for a moment.

Thanks.

What's this? Are you two together now?

- Yeah.
- We're gonna give it another go.

Good.

You really showed us that living
without someone is a hollow mess.

- What?
- I'm sorry.

- Okay.
- Give us a minute, please.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Totally.
I miss you already.

God.

You wanna?

I gotta say, I'm really
proud of you, Larry.

You're doing the right thing.

I feel terrible.

Yeah. That happens.

Sometimes doing the right
thing does feel terrible.

So, you never told me why
you ended up staying here.

Um, coming here...

I'll just say that coming
here was an improvement for me.

Here, I get to help lost
souls find their happiness.

And that gives me a sense of purpose.

But after time, you stop caring
about what's best for people.

You're just pushing them along

and making sure the afterlife
is ticking over, you know?

Sell, sell, sell.

But then you came along.

Yeah. With that great ordinary love.

And you reminded me of
why I chose this place.

So, thank you for that, Larry.

Well, I guess you're welcome.

So...

have you chosen your eternity?

Yeah, I think I have.

- Okay. Come on.
- What?

- Come on. Come on.
- Oh, God. Oh, no.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, boy.

- Oh.
- Hey.

- Yeah.
- It's not bad, huh?

Oh, it's...

It's very charming.

Shit.

- A car crash.
- Oh.

Uh, old age. Cancer.

- War.
- Oh. War. Which one?

- I or II?
- Um, Korea.

- Which counts. Yeah.
- Oh.

Well done.

Thank you.

I love you so much.

So much.

- Hey.
- Hi.

Uh, so you like books?

Uh, yeah. I'm a librarian, so...

Can I help you with something?

Yeah. I can read.

That's good.
You're in the right place.

- What's that one?
- That's Dickens, Great Expectations .

Any good?

Um, you know, I haven't read it.

But that's 'cause I
don't really love Dickens.

- Oh.
- It's a big controversy.

Yeah. I hate him.

You got a... You got a nice laugh.

Oh, thank you.

- I'm Joan.
- Larry.

- Nice to meet you, Larry.
- Nice to meet you.

Okay.

Okay.

- That's it, slow and steady.
- Okay.

Okay.

Keep up the good work, Joan.

Oh, yeah. Thanks, Simon.
Go fuck yourself.

- It's good.
- Yeah, really good.

- Oh, it feels good.
- Come on, let's go.

Okay.

What is that?

Who's that?

How is it that he already
needs to poop again?

Four months old and he's
already shitting like a man.

- Yeah.
- That's my boy.

- Oh, honey.
- What's that?

You stink.

Janet, Connor. Connor, Janet.

- They died doing a... What--
- Gender reveal party.

- Yeah. Gender reveal party.
- Yeah. There was so much blood.

Everywhere. Just oozing.

We didn't see it coming.
We'd al... We looked in.

We were like, "Oh,
what's going on in here?"

Boom! Blew our heads right off.

- I love it when you do that.
- Whoa.

Thank you, Fenwick.

Are you sure you don't wanna
come? The powder's fresh, J-Bae.

Oh, I got plenty of powder yesterday.

- Powdered out. So...
- You sure?

- Uh-huh. Have fun.
- Okay. Give me a kiss.

- Okay.
- I love you.

- I love you too. Bye.
- Bye.

Cute.

You sure?

You know, people die at these
things? I saw it on the Internet.

- It's a gender reveal party.
- They're lethal and stupid.

Oh, just
let 'em make a fuss.

I mean, I get, you
know, eliminating the surprise

but it's not party-worthy.

You know, one
of the great joys of my life

has been allowing for surprises.

Remember when you were
convinced that Zach was a girl?

Well, everything
has to be a party nowadays.

- You hate parties.
- Everything has to be an event.

No, no.
You hate having fun.

You know, kids
have preschool graduations now.

You haven't achieved anything yet.

Can we just... Can we just enjoy it?

- I'll see you tomorrow.
- Look, lady.

It's not too healthy to be
coming back here all the time.

It's important to move on.

Mmm.

This is perfect, huh?

Huh?

You're okay?

Yeah.

- Yeah?
- Just a little cold.

- Come on.
- Mmm.

I booked us on a hot
air balloon later on.

And, uh, there's a new
couple in... in unit nine.

I think they'd, uh... Ooh.

I think they'd make
great doubles partners.

If I meet any more new
people, I'm going to explode.

And then what would you complain about?

- What?
- Come on, Joanie,

you love to complain.

That's not a thing people love.

You okay?

I made a mistake.

Did you lose your skis again?

No. I, uh...

I made a mistake
coming h-here with you.

Okay.

What'd I do wrong now?

Nothing. Oh, nothing.
No, you're perfect.

I know you say you're
not b-but you are.

You're kind and brave and
smart. That's how I know.

I waited all these years for this.

This.

Why can't you just enjoy it?
We're in a literal paradise.

Yeah, I'm sorry I
didn't realize it sooner.

I think I just... I think I just

- got really caught up in everything.
- Joanie, what the...

And maybe it would've
worked between us in life.

You know? Maybe not.

But I-I can't pretend that my
world didn't continue without you.

I am not asking you to. I
have never asked it of you.

- Unlike you, I don't hide things.
- Well, what's that supposed to mean?

I grit my teeth every single day
so you can go to that damn tunnel.

Joanie, we
were happiest together.

Yeah. Of course we were.

It was young love. It was...

It was love without the burden
of a mortgage or a job or kids.

It was, you know, the kind of
love you feel before knowing loss.

It was everything, but...

Love isn't just one happy moment.

Right? It's a million.

And it's bickering in the car, and
supporting someone when they need it,

and it's growing together,
and looking after each other.

We can grow together now. We
can look after each other now.

I mean, Luke. Honestly?

Am I living up to the memory?

You waited so long in
that... that artificial place,

but here, this is real.

And... And you're living and...

I'm giving you permission.
Go live without me.

Oh, you're giving me
permission? Are you...

- Are you giving me permission?
- Okay, I'm sorry.

- That was a little condescending.
- Thank you so much, my Highness.

- I'm your humble servant.
- Okay.

- Thank you so much for the permission.
- I'm sorry.

This is not fair.

It's not fair.

I know.

But...

I have to go back.

You out of your mind?

The moment you step through
a red door, they'll find you.

They'll put you into the void.

I have to try.

No, you don't. You
can stay here with me.

Please stay.

Please stay.

I'm sorry.

I really do love you.

Okay.

Hands up, Fenwick. Give me the keys. You
got it, Joanie. You've got it, Joanie.

Yeah. Stick 'em up, stick 'em up.

Stick 'em up, Fenny.

Are you ready to die, Fenny? You
want me to cut you? I'll cut...

Oh, God.

Such a sweet boy. He's so sweet.

Unless I do some... Okay. Yeah.

You know that won't work.

I mean...

it might.

I can't believe I'm doing this.

You're gonna need a distraction.

Luke...

I'm so sorry.

Yeah.

I know.

So, you remember how I used
to do some local theater?

Please don't touch the exhibits.
Remember the exhibits aren't real.

She left.

- Why?
- Oh, buddy.

I know. I know it's tough.

I know, I know.

But... B-But trust
me, it'll get better.

It's okay. It's okay. Yeah, that's
right. J-Just let it out, big guy.

Let it out. Let it out. Let it all out.

Okay? It's okay. It's okay.

It's tough today, b-but
there's always tomorrow.

It's tough today, there's
always tomorrow, huh?

- That's right. That's right. Okay.
- Okay, good.

I just needed a good cry, I think.

Yeah, I get that.

- I remember when my old lady dumped--
- Anyway, thanks.

- I'm gonna pop in for, uh...
- For old time's sake.

Yeah, but y-you didn't take a ticket.

I need to stop being such a giver.

You should hurry up.

Yeah.

Goodbye, Luke.

Goodbye, Joan.

Yeah.

- Honey, it was the last time, I promise.
- No.

Will you please just calm
down and let's discuss this?

- Don't you dare tell me to calm down!
- There she is!

Stop right there!

- You are not taking my child!
- What do you care?

- Get in here right now!
- Stop her! Stop her!

I hate you!

...you would treat me like that?

- What if I'm pregnant?
- It'll be okay, Joanie. I promise.

I'm sorry, the check bounced.

Please.

- I love you.
- I love you.

There's nowhere to go!

- We're sorry for your loss.
- No, no, no, no.

Come on, come
on, come on! Hurry up!

Stop!

Shit.

Jesus, Larry.
I don't wanna--

I don't wanna have this
conversation again. I am--

No, I am not. I am not
comparing you to him!

No, I have never compared you to him!
And I don't wanna have this conversation!

It's humiliating, Joan.

- I can't do this anymore.
- Don't move!

God, well, she brought
it up. What am I supposed to say?

I mean, I... I get it.
She doesn't like me.

- No, no, she literally said...
- You'll grow on her.

- ..."I don't like him."
- You grow on people, Larry.

Great. I'm like
a fungus. I'm a mushroom.

Upstairs! Upstairs!

Larry.

Hurry!

Come on, get up. Grab her! Grab her!

Okay.

Train
delay on Platform 186.

Escapee on the tracks.

Excuse me. Hi.

I-I need to know which
eternity Larry Cutler went to.

Ma'am, there have been
425,000 Larry Cutlers.

Could you be more specific?

Oh.

Shoot, oh, shoot, oh, shoot.

Red door
escapee. Do not engage.

Excuse me.

Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.

You know, I've been
thinking a lot about it and,

you know, I-I think that maybe
we should consider being poly.

I'm not much
of a multitasker, babe.

- What?
- I'm a one-woman man.

Oh,
real--

- Oh, my God.
- Watch where you're going, lady.

Go over there. Over there.

You guys see a woman
come running this way?

- No.
- She went that way.

- Thanks. Come on. Let's go.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Good luck, you guys.

Let's go. Move.

Joan.

You're such a romantic.

We can sneak her into one of
those old, disused eternities.

Not one of the racist ones.
But you'll be safe there.

- Security never checks them.
- Where did he go?

Who?

Where's Larry?

Oh, my God. I knew
it. I knew it. I knew it.

Where is he?

Oh.

It's a lot out there, huh?

Intense.

Yeah.

I know somewhere you
could really unwind.

Come on, Marge. You know the rules.

I'm just trying to help a girl out.

I know what I want now.

I could show you my eternity.

It's, uh, just around the corner.

You heard the lady.

I preferred the last barman.

You look like you could use a drink.

Oh.

Yeah.

You never left.

Nah.

Sand
really does get everywhere.

Yeah. Turns out that
the cold is just cold.

- Is that for you?
- Oh, yeah.

I'm kind of a fugitive.

Where you gonna go?

I know a place.

It could be dangerous.

When do we leave?

Well, looks like Oakdale.

It's perfect.