All language subtitles for EPORNER.COM - [FdohNaMEAuc] Fantasies (720)

Why don't you do this to the driver?

Huh?

Different.

We get caught up.

You.

Won't stop you from getting chewed.

Hey,

punk, watch where you're going.

You hit me, and you calling him a liar?

How'd you like me to light that bowtie
for you, boy?

Hello?

Mr. Perlman?

Hi, Mr. Perlman.

Great game, huh?

Gee, I don't know, Mr. Perlman. Mary Lou
stood me up. I looked everywhere.

Just everywhere.

Sure.

We had a date at the after -game party.

Well, don't lose hope, Freddy, old
scout.

I mean, she probably couldn't find you
in this crowd.

Well, a handsome fella like you, she's
probably waiting for you at the party.

Wow, you really think so?

I would, I guess.

I'd better get on the stick. Hope she
ain't PO'd.

Shoot, our first date, too.

I'd better go.

Hi. Do you see Mary Lou?

Great game, Ruth.

Oh, it's nothing, man. You want to see a
good game? Hi. Can you see me a buddy

in a homecoming game?

Come on.

Hey, buddy, a woman.

Little boy.

Do you see Mary Lou?

Come on again. Let's go, Moose. Oh, come
on. Just wait a second.

Hey, Stunt!

Hey, let's go take care of Bird, man.

Look, Dr. Bird benched me for the last
three weeks.

He can't get away with that without the
pants for his ass.

Right on. You were smoking in the john.

If you get in trouble again, you'll both
be benched for the homecoming game.

Come on, buddy. Let's go into the party.

Don't listen to him, Moose. Moose?

Let's go get that doctor.

You leave me and I'll keep my date with
Freddie Collier.

Freddie the geek!

Oh, man, let him blast you right out of
school.

Yeah, let the whole world see you dance.

Freddie the wimp. Bye -bye, Mary Lou.
Don't do nothing we wouldn't do.

Hey, I've been looking all over. Come
on, let's go inside the party.

No, I can't. They'll see me. I'm...

I mean, I really hate crowds.

Listen, Freddy, would you like to take
me for a ride? Yeah, I guess so. I mean,

sure. A ride.

That's great.

Well,

I thought we were going to go get him.
Yeah, I guess. Something else.

Hive Warriors, Bronx, and the Holly Hive
Bears.

Bird catches us, man, he'll bench us.
Next week's a homecoming game, man. All

the college scouts are going to be here.

Oh, don't worry. Just stick with the
champ.

This next little number I'd like to
dedicate to... From Billy to

Carrie, Tim to Louise, Jerry to Marilyn.

This is what you think of me? You think
I'm so cheap that I just...

Wonder Boy to Jack.

Jeez, buddy.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Look at this boy.

Jim to Louise.

Jerry to Marilyn. Gene in the question
mark.

Wonder Boy to Jack.

Now Bird's not that smart.

Get that stuff away from me. Jesus
Christ.

Will you quit doing that? I heard
somebody. We're the only ones around

That's Lester Wilson and Lindana.

Let's stop here.

Are you out of your mind? And have that
gossip Lindana drive by with Lester the

leper? Even if you don't, I care about
my good reputation.

They know a place where nobody be. You
want a place out of the way? I'll give

you a place out of the way.

and it's just so beautiful.

That's so corny.

Freddy! What the hell?

Oh, you did it this time. Our ass is
mud.

I'll think of something.

No talking!

All right, you Neanderthal jocks. You
have two choices.

Either take your licks from me, you kind
-hearted English teacher, or old Doc

Beard.

Does that mean that...

If we get him from you.

Does Doc Bird find out?

What Doc Bird doesn't know won't hurt
him, and you can both play in the

homecoming game.

Okay, come on. You go ahead and do it.

Yeah, get it over with.

Drop your pants.

Drop our pants? Shorts and all?

You heard me. I didn't stutter. Drop
your drawers.

I love you, Mary Lou.

That's my mother!

I just want to hold you.

Get your finger out!

naughty boys have a bad attitude.

Don't move a muscle.

Now, turn around.

You'll find that our attitudes in life
and in sports mean an awful lot.

Boys? Yes, ma 'am?

Rape is such a dirty word.

And love is such a beautiful thing.

Yes, ma 'am.

You two boys don't want anybody to find
out or anybody to know how two juvenile

delinquents tried to rape me.

No, ma 'am.

I have so much to teach you.

It's better me than groping around in
the backseat of somebody's car.

Yes, ma 'am.

I promise to keep your eyes closed.

They're closed. They're closed.

Be careful.

I'm avoiding you.

Bridget, you're too rough.

I like you a lot, Mary Lou.

What's that?

What's that?

I don't hear anything.

Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow
creeps in this...

Petty pace from day to day. On to the
last syllable of

recorded time.

And all our yesterday have lighted the

way.

Touchdown. Touchdown. We want a
touchdown.

Touchdown. Touchdown.

We want a touchdown.

Touchdown. Touchdown. We want a
touchdown.

So this girl keeps getting the feeling
that there's somebody around outside the

car. Well, they left finally.

But her boyfriend was P .O.'d. But later
when they got to her house, he went

around to open her car door.

And there was this bloody steel hook
hanging right on her car door. It had

ripped right off the killer's arm.

Hanging on the door?

Shakespeare wrote five comedies. By this
diagram, you can tell what they were.

Wet, Midsummer Night's Dream.

Dry, The Twelfth Night.

Three inches, Much Ado About Nothing.

Six inches,

As You Like It.

Nine inches,

taming of the shrew.

I'm taming the shrew. I'm taming the
shrew.

Tame, tame. I will, I will.

She ain't tamed.

We can find a job through you.

I can't do it anymore.

Certainly,

big jocks like you ought to be able to
hold up under the pressure.

Oh, man, we've been doing all the work.
You should be laying there having a good

time.

Really?

Oh, Jesus.

Well, that's okay for this lesson.

Five, six, seven.

Be right there in the sun. We're gonna
jack around the shack. We're gonna jack,

jack, jack. We're gonna jack, jack,
jack. We're gonna jack, jack, jack.

You guys see the candy?

Honey, I'm beeswax. Hey, pussy.

You keep your hands off my girl. You are
a knuckle sandwich, man.

I never said anything to Lauren. You're
a creep.

That's a cop.

We're going to remember this.

We're going to remember this. Next time,
you better give your soul up to God

because your ass belongs to us. Come on.

Keep me happy. Right, Freddy? Don't you
think so?

Been getting any lately, Freddy?

I don't want to talk about it.

Oh, don't you know, man?

Freddy's a virgin.

Oh, yeah.

Real thick in the mud, huh?

When I meet the right girl, you'll see.
You'll see.

Sure, sure, Romeo. Meanwhile, you need a
little help?

Hi.

You know Wink Lewis?

Yeah. No, he used to be in a version,
right?

Now he scores every time.

Wink the Wimp?

How's he do that, man?

Bison? He's got some stuff.

You know, and he just...

He just pours it into this girl's drink
or coke or something.

They just go absolutely wild.

They just start stripping me naked just
to get at it.

Oh, God, that's what I need.

That's what I need.

One time, wait.

He gave it to this girl to drive in, and
he couldn't get his peter up.

She ended up fucking the gear shift.

Oh, God, that's, I mean, boy, that's
some healthy shit, huh?

You know, weird divorce.

Oh, you're leaving? Yeah, come on, come
on.

She's got some.

Look, we ought to get something for
Freddy to eat.

Oh, now, come on, now. Don't, don't,
don't pick on him. Yeah, don't pick on

Oh, don't pick on him?

Yeah, don't get too close to him. You
never know.

He might like guys better than he does
girls. Freddy, are you a homo?

Come on, come on. Oh, man.

The lunch period tomorrow will be held
from 1140 to 1152, instead of 1145 to

1157, as announced previously, in order
that the students may proceed to the

awards assembly.

It has come to my attention that some
students have been caught smoking in the

boys' lavatories yesterday.

And I want you all to keep your eyes
open on that.

Apologies are not enough, Freddy
Collier.

I just got my car back from the tow
truck company.

Tonight I have to wash my hair, and
Wednesday I study for a test.

Cold.

What did you do?

Oh, darn, I just dropped my towel.

I'm naked to the world.

It's a good thing you're not here.

Ooh, that itches.

I shouldn't be talking to you anyway.

I'm mad at you.

This bed feels so soft.

I can feel it all over.

It's strange to be talking to a man on
the phone when I'm here to totally lose.

No, I'm not gonna catch cold Oh Goodbye

you

if it's that important, Freddy.

Oh, I see.

Right away?

Well, I'll have some hot chocolate
waiting.

I see it everywhere.

Sex, sex, sex. I see it everywhere.

Well, speaking man to man, go get
yourself laid.

Now, this may sound blunt, son, but take
Mary Lou out and fuck her till her eyes

pop out.

I have too much respect.

I'm hurt, Mr. Perwin.

I like her too much as a person. Not a
person, a woman.

And I know women.

Son, this may sound rough, but they're
all looking for the same thing treated

the same way.

Rough.

Mr. Perwin! Mary Lou!

You'll see I'm right.

You just get into her pants.

Other people do it all the time.

They do?

You're my flame.

I will love you evermore. You're my
flame.

I will love you as before.

It's so hard to realize that I once
loved you before.

Get some. What?

Spanish fly.

Spanish fly?

Where do I get it?

Now, I just have to think where you get
some Spanish fly.

I don't know. Let me think.

Maybe you want to go see Weird Dolores.
Weird

Dolores?

Okay, split.

What?

in your cup of morning. Talk to some
operator on the phone for a while. See y

'all later. Yeah, bye.

goody -goody two -shoes.

Messing around with Dolores.

Miss Dolores, girl, I just left a note.

You wiseacre. Punks like you make me
mad.

God damn it to hell.

Buddy told me to come see Weird Dolores.

Weird? Weird Dolores? You call my girl
names?

You pissant. You pissant.

Losing our care person won't help.

You make me sick.

You make me want to puke!

lover boy. Don't come moping around me.

Do you know what a whip is, Freddy? Just
look in the mirror.

Hey, Jim!

You been getting any?

You're both disgusting. Get out of my
way.

Nick. Ah, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
bitch.

Old Mary Lou must be riding a cotton
pony.

No, the rag. Stupid. The rag.

Hey, uh, how'd you do with old weird
Dolores?

No, so... Maybe

I can set you up.

Really? Yeah.

Why do you think she's called Candy?

Yeah. The senior... Back!

Yeah!

You are you.

It makes me so sad to see you moody like
this.

How's your new love life?

Love life?

Seems like everybody's tuned up with me.

Why not me and my caregiver?

You are special, Freddie.

Hi, Mr. Perwin.

Hey, Freddie.

You're all set up.

Get the lead out of your ass.

She's ready.

She's ready.

Hey, Corn.

Hey, what's going on here?

Oh, just a tag team match.

Hi,

Mr. Perwin.

Hey, buddy, I thought you wanted to go
for a walk.

Dynamite.

Ball anyone?

I'm a lover, not a fighter.

Golly gee.

Shut up!

Thank you.

Why? What are you still doing here?

All those kids gone left you behind.

Where will you be late for school?

Yes, Mama.

Boy, you know what, buddy?

It's a good thing Kennedy beat this.

We'd be in deep shit if they'd have
elected him.

You know, one of these days, this
country will need a man like this.

Yeah, about the same time it's going to
need you, Collier.

No. No?

No date. You're a nice kid, Freddie.

But... But you just don't have anything.

Anything?

Experience. You don't have any.

A man has to have experience before he's
a man, Freddie Collier.

Hey, hold on.

I've got to have it now.

I'll call you tonight at the club. It's
a matter of life or death.

Ah, get out of here.

Hey, where are you going to get it if it
don't exist?

Well, if it don't exist, man can create
it.

Back to the chemistry lab.

Ah, the Betty Cooker Crock Book.

Well,

here, let's start with one beer. Ah, and
I have the church clean.

And a little extract of the vanilla
bean.

Oh, yeah.

Make ice cream.

A little crunchy peanut butter from the
peanut. Ah, yeah.

Castor oil.

Oh, yeah, my mother.

A little sauce of the Tabasco. That
ought to heat up anybody.

And Mother Nature's little helper,
Exlax.

Ah, master.

Sons of diarrhea, old master.

Ah, deterred monster.

We'll just give this to old Freddy, old
good boy.

Not give Igor, you fool.

secret a Spanish fly cannot be had so
cheaply.

$75? Jeez.

Okay.

Maybe you don't realize how potent this
stuff really is.

A millionaire downtown offered me $150
for this stuff.

What a dipper.

I'm gonna...

And you have it for $75 just out of
friendship.

But if you don't want it... Yeah.

I think it's something... Yeah, you
better.

This idiot man nickels and dimes and
pennies.

Quite ready.

It's so small.

That's powerful stuff.

Just a couple of drops and as they say,
va -va -va -voom.

But this is just a shoe polish bottle.

Let's nobody know what it is, dummy.

If anybody found out that that was
Spanish fry, we'd get arrested.

This stuff smells like rotten shit.

I said it was powerful stuff, didn't I?

A girl take one drink of this stuff, and
she'd puke all over herself.

Well, you don't let her know what it is,
dummy. Just put a couple drops in the

Coke or something and give it to her,
and she'll never know what hit her.

Are you sure? With this fan, even you
can score, Freddie.

Hey, want a Coke?

Listen, Daddy -O, what you hiding that
Coke under that newspaper for?

Huh?

Hey, Jim Dandy, I'm going to make like a
tree and leave.

But... Your brother's a six -foot
cockroach. You live in a two -story

See you later, alligator.

I mean, crocodile.

Oh, hi,

how you been?

Hi, okay, and how have you been?

Pretty good, pretty good.

Oh, can I have a sip of your Coke? Huh?

I said, can I have a sip of your Coke?

Sure.

Oh, it's all hot and sticky.

We can put a nice box.

You are weird, Freddy.

You want to go for a coke?

Well, I just thought, you know, you
might want to go for a coke or

Well, I could come over to your place,
you know, and bring it with me.

Oh, you know, a coke. I just thought you
might want a coke.

Oh, at 3 o 'clock?

Well, I could meet you at the beauty
shop, you know, and bring along, you

a coke or something.

Are you sure you wouldn't like... Bye.

What's this coat doing here?

Gregory, is this yours?

Stop, Mama.

Don't do that to your mother.

Where are you going?

I'm going out.

When will you be home?

Later, Mama.

Well, don't go near that public pool.
Remember, that's how people contact

Yes, Mom.

You wanted to see me, Mrs. Brown?

You missed a lesson.

What's the matter with that, Mrs. Brown?
What's the matter?

Uh, what's the matter with the lamp?

It won't turn off.

Well, uh, sometimes, uh...

Unscrewing is not the answer.

Don't try to cover up for your
shortcomings.

You can just cancel out the homecoming
game.

Don't look now, but Freddy the Geek is
coming this way.

Bye -bye, Candy.

How's it hanging, Freddy?

I'm in trouble.

Nobody take a sweet of this old love
juice here.

Well, if at first you don't succeed...
Hey, I hear that

Judy Withers, she does it with
everybody.

Yeah, Judy Withers? Judy Withers.

Thanks a lot, buddy.

See ya.

There may be somebody who deserves what
they get.

Do you want to hear a really fantastic
idea?

Drink?

Coca -Cola, yeah.

Thanks.

Takes a little flat.

Well, now what do we do?

We're going to get the evidence we need
to get rid of that bomb crusher.

Ready? Yes, ma 'am.

There's only two things you have to
remember.

One is, you put it in, and the other one
is, you move around.

And I'll even help you put it in.

No. What's the matter?

Cold hands.

Well, start moving.

Come on, Kyle, you're moving. Damn it,
you idiot.

Move, man.

Oh, that's moving?

Oh, my God.

Take it, take it, take it, take it.

Got it.

Boy, I didn't know we had it in them.
No, no, listen. You know what this

man? What?

The coke, it's working.

Huh? The Spanish fly.

We invented Spanish fly.

I'm going to be a real stud, man.

Stud? How?

We're going to be rich. You'll be rich.
I'm going to be a stud.

Here, let's get out of here.

You told Mary Lou what?

From now on, I'm going to be super sick.
Get it?

Let's mix up a new bed this Spanish fly.

I've got a heavy day with Mary Lou on
Friday night, and I've got to really

perform.

What about Freddy the dork?

Aw, poor old Freddy.

I doubt that he has any idea of the
power of this stuff.

Oh, the past is refreshing.

I'm really down.

Let's pop down.

I just heard.

A real hot daddy -o, a super stud.

You, I should have known.

Listen, buddy, why didn't you turn on
the charm for me?

How's this?

Oh, God, that shitted gagger maggot on
the shit wagon.

It smells like the first batch.

Well, we've got to get it right before
Freddy catches on.

I did it once.

I can do it again.

I'll be rich.

I'll be super stag.

Hi.

Hi.

Judy said the Superstud was out again
last night.

I'm going to get jealous.

Oh, that's just gossip.

I've been resting up for you.

Darling.

Oh, that nerd Freddy Collier called
again.

He did?

Yes, but I told him boys would have to
wait now that I have a real man.

You tell him. What? Bye -bye. Until
Friday.

Okay, see you then.

That's my love.

I know.

That's your breath.

Well, let it be.

I don't know what it is, but I feel so
differently about you now.

My darling, honey, you're wonderful.

I know.

I've never had such... It's gotta work.

It's just gotta work.

God, shit, it smells close.

Well... We don't have time to test it.

We're just going to have to trust in the
scientific method.

Mary Lou would never know what... Oh,

pretty

baby darling. You're wonderful,
wonderful.

I know.

I've never had such...

want it now.

Okay, cold popcorn?

I must have it now.

Here comes Dolores. I want it now.

You want cold popcorn?

I must have it now.

Okay, be back in a sec.

Hi, Candy.

I don't want to be alone.

I need somebody.

I tried to call you.

This experiment is getting out of hand.

Tell me.

I want to come.

Make me come.

Now.

Dr. Forrest, have you seen Gail?

I know something awful is about to
happen.

I'm worried. I don't know what to do.

It's horrible.

It won't die.

It won't die.

Can't we stop the demon? It won't die.

How could they do it? How could they do
it?

Don't blame yourself for being so
handsome and so obviously attractive.

I mean, everybody different.

Doesn't mean you're a bad person.

It's nothing. Not really. It's his
richest stuff.

What's that got to do with anything?

How do you think a super stud gets to be
a super stud?

The Zuni High super stud is you.

Without this junk, without his Spanish
fly, super stud is a geek.

Spanish fly?

It's all your imagination.

And just to prove that there is no such
thing as Spanish fly.

I'm going to drink. No, you're crazy!

A special person.

That's what you are.

Oh.

Oh.

A special person.

That's what you are.

It's a hundred days in a day that you've
been gone away.

I remember you still.

Oh, my love, a little cry.

Baby's coming home.

All the times were even longer, but I
still pray for

that day.

Afterwards, will we love each other
forever?

We'll love each other forever.

Oh, what is that shit?

Super send my ass.

Goodbye, superstar.

Oh, my throat!

Oh,

anything's better than... Oh,

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry I grabbed your punch like
that.

But I feel... I feel better.

First, I feel... I feel, uh...

No, no, not this way.

Well, then, well, help me.

Show me how.

auction. Freddy?

Yes? I'm very happy I found my real man.

Oh, shut up.

Yes, the boys like you shouldn't have
any trouble getting close.