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I'm Gypsy Rose.

I'm Cubby Hanson. I'm Valerica Steele.

And this is Dad's Love Porn.

That was it.

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Have you guys ever done anything like this before? Any kind of fucking fan or

anything like that? No. No. Nope.

Alright, so what's going through your minds right now? How are you guys

about this?

Pretty good.

Seems like it's going to be fun.

I hope it keeps my dick tired.

That would be important.

What made you decide to try out the porn star experience?

I mean, I don't even like talking about how much I masturbated to this stuff. I

mean, it's been a dream for as long as I can remember.

Like, how could I masturbate?

You guys have porn star names yet? Is that something we've thought of yet?

Uh, no.

You can just call me Brandon.

There we go. What is your favorite type of porn?

Ooh.

There's so much good stuff.

Oh, man.

Probably between, like, POV, like, blowjob stuff, or anal.

Sir. Thank you.

Thank you.

All right.

You guys just signed your first porno paperwork.

You can be hyped. You can be excited.

We got it.

Come on.

So obviously you guys are Bangles fans. You guys are fans of porn. That's why

you guys signed up.

Do you guys have any favorite porn stars? What's your favorite porn star?

My favorite of the current era is Stephanie Love. Stephanie Love?

Okay. How will you prepare to have sex with a porn star for the first time?

I don't know.

Lots of deep breath.

Try not to come too fast.

Beyond these walls over here are the three girls that you guys got a chance

today. Who do you think is going to be behind that wall?

I don't really know.

I have seen Stephanie Love on Bang Bros before.

That would be awesome.

But Bang Bros doesn't have other chicks.

Exactly.

Let's bring out girl number one.

I changed my mind.

How are you, though? Those are some nice titties.

Those are the titties of our house.

I am excited.

Okay, so, yeah, now, like, Cubby, she was beautiful. She had those eyes,

eyes, and, of course, those tits were in thing. Oh, my God.

All right, let's bring out girl number two.

She's got like that complexion that I like, you know, I said I like to like

little tan, you know, and she had this.

That was ridiculous, man. That ass had me, definitely.

And she's got titties, too, and they're nice and pouncing. It's nice, very nice.

And last but certainly not least, number three.

That's awesome.

Hello.

Hi. Hi.

Yeah, I like that. She's got that like, um, kind of like alternative look. You

know, I liked her hair a lot. I like that.

Now that we see all three girls, how are we feeling?

All excited?

Hot. All right, so here's how the day's gonna go. We're gonna put you guys

through a series of a couple competitions here.

We're going to see if you're really ready to be a real porn star, okay?

Okay. Our ladies here, our lovely ladies, are going to be the judges.

So why don't you guys get yourselves ready. Meet us in the living room over

there. Let's get the competition going.

All right.

Let's get it.

Okay.

So I brought a friend here today.

So for this next competition, these guys are going to show off their sex moves.

All right. They're each going to get 45 seconds to really impress you.

and really show you guys that they know what they're doing down there and in the

bedroom, okay?

Okay. At the end of the 45 seconds, you guys are going to make your ratings, and

then whoever gets the highest rating at the end wins, all right? All right.

Sounds good. Next, we're going to start with you. All right. Show us what you

got.

Okay. The sex move competition, I'm pretty confident about. I've been

for about a week now, you know.

I'm pretty limber, you know, so we'll see.

We'll see.

45 seconds on the clock.

Your time starts now.

I've watched a lot of videos.

And

time.

That's it. That's it. 45 seconds.

Good job. All right, ladies. Bring your scores down.

what Max was thinking with all this, but, you know, I mean, he'll figure it

I'm sure.

He was trying to show his best move.

He was doing his best.

He was getting it.

The hand on the face. The hand on the face.

Tracy! Three, two, one.

Three, two, one. We'll work on it. We'll work on it. We'll work on it. She'll

work on it with you. Don't worry.

Don't worry. Don't worry. That was a great try.

I'll figure it out.

All right.

Let's bring in Brandon. All right, Brandon.

You have 45 seconds to impress the ladies with your best act move on our

screen here, okay?

Okay. Yeah, so this one, I don't know.

I'm a little nervous, and, you know, like I said, I don't claim to be, like,

best at this, but, you know, we'll see what happens. I'll give it my best.

Let's go, Brandon. All right, hands, your time starts now.

I like the night warm.

You've got to preheat the oven, you know what I'm saying?

Maybe,

maybe, you know.

So then, it's strong.

I don't know where the clip is.

Oh, the eye contact, too? Yeah.

Oh.

And five, four, three, two, one.

Great job, Brandon.

Give him a round of applause.

Yeah.

Oh, no, wait. You guys are just going. You guys are just going.

Oh, he's popping it. He's popping it. He thinks he's winning this shit.

One, two, three.

Richie boy.

Richie.

All right, same as before, you've got 45 seconds.

As far as sex moves, I'm sure I'm not going to have any problem there. Like I

said before, I've never had any complaints, and I've got plenty of years

experience, and I'm not going to have any problem at all. Your time starts

Oh, my.

Come here.

Oh, okay.

Better over.

Oh, how many positions are there? Oh,

around the world, around the world.

You got a dog daddy over here.

Yep. Yeah, yeah.

Rich looks like he got some moves. I was impressed.

I think he's crazy.

I mean, he's kind of cute.

Oh my gosh.

You don't know what he's doing.

Reveal your scores.

And with that, you have a winner.

Good job.

Thank you, ladies.

You get to pick who you will be with today.

He picked Gypsy.

She picked Brandon. You are with Cubby.

Now, even though you lost the competition, you definitely did not lose

There are no losers here today, all right? So let's get you guys on the

over here to the next year lady.

The time has come.

You guys are going to take these ladies into a room, and you're going to shoot

your first porn scene ever.

How are you doing?

Are you excited?

Are you ready?

Good morning!

Alright, so you guys are going to follow this cameraman over here and we're

going to get this started.

Let's do it.

Brandon.

Yes, sir. What's up, man? You're excited?

I'm very excited.

Really? You seem a little nervous the whole day, going through everything.

My nerves have calmed a little bit. I'm still a little bit nervous, but it's

more excitement now.

Yeah? Yeah.

Do you think you're ready for Cubby? I do.

How lucky are you? You ended up with her.

Oh, man. Are you excited about that?

It's unbelievable, but it's a dream come true.

Well, believe it, because she's right here. Come on in, come on in.

Hi. Hey.

How are you?

I'm not better than that.

I'm excited.

Yeah, me too.

Man, you went straight in, huh? He knows what he likes.

Yeah. What's not to like?

Alright, sorry to do this, but I'm going to pause it for a second.

Alright, so you're here on a site called Dads Love Porn, so let's do a little

quick stepdad scenario.

You know, she's got plenty of experience. I'm not sure if you've ever

stepdad.

Once or twice.

Have you?

Alright, so here we go. Let me run it with you guys real quick.

Essentially... You're a stepdad. You're trying to watch the game. You're

watching the football game, and then she comes in, and she's trying to hit on

you the whole time.

But you're kind of oblivious to it, but at the same time, you can't keep your

eyes off her.

Okay? And then we'll go from there. You can improvise. Remember, you're the

stepdad the whole time.

All right? And don't ever just call her daughter or anything like that.

Remember, this is porn. Stepdaughter.

Stepdaughter.

She'll correct you if you mess it up.

Okay. Hands ready?

Let's do it. Let's run it real quick. So let's have you.

Let's have you over here at the edge of the bed, Brandon.

All right. You're watching the game.

As soon as I say action, just huge excitement watching the game.

Okay.

All right, here we go. Ready?

And action.

Come on.

Come on.

Yes.

That's what I'm talking about.

Hell yeah.

Hey, stepdad.

Hey. I'm probably feeling a little tight. You don't mind if I do some yoga

here and just stretch it out really quick, do you?

I just really want to stretch it out.

Okay. You can just watch your game. Don't mind me.

The game, yes.

Is there a game on?

Am I distracting you?

No, go ahead. Do your thing. Okay.

Sorry, stepdad.

Popped out there a little bit.

It did really open up those hips.

You

don't

seem to be watching the game very much.

Yeah.

You are a little distracting.

Well, I mean, I don't want to, like, take away from your game, so how

don't know. How about we get rid of this little distraction, and then you can

play the game, you know?

Um... I mean, you are my stepdad, so it's not really that big of a deal,

I can keep the secret.

Good.

Damn, Brandon, that was great.

You're good at this.

like somebody enjoys yoga.

I've recently become a fan.

How about the stepdad?

How about you unbutton those pants for me?

I don't like to argue.

I like it nice and slobbery.

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Why don't you take her to the vet, Brandon?

You want me to go back?

Yeah.

that she got.

You fucker, okay?

Fucking deep right now.

Yes.

Yes.

You know I like to chase my cum on your cock.

Yes, there you go.

Thanks.

Fuck these tits.

Yeah, fuck them. Yeah, there you go.

There you go. Yeah, use every part of me.

Oh, my God. Look at this mess. Oh, my God.

Oh,

fuck, yes.

Yeah, just like that.

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What do you think of Brandon?

Amazing. Look at this load.

So fun.

Thank you guys for coming out. Thank you.