Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:05,931 --> 00:00:08,241
Sorry to keep you waiting.
2
00:00:08,344 --> 00:00:09,965
Thanks for coming.
3
00:00:10,068 --> 00:00:13,517
I couldn't exactly talk earlier.
4
00:00:13,620 --> 00:00:14,827
Yeah.
5
00:00:14,931 --> 00:00:16,482
I got that.
6
00:00:17,517 --> 00:00:19,586
[sighs] It's good to see you, Val.
7
00:00:19,689 --> 00:00:21,827
That's not my name.
8
00:00:21,931 --> 00:00:23,758
Right.
9
00:00:23,862 --> 00:00:27,482
It's Hayley this time.
10
00:00:27,586 --> 00:00:29,896
It's not "this time."
11
00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,724
I am Hayley Hamilton,
12
00:00:32,827 --> 00:00:36,448
respectable wife
of Bill Hamilton, Esquire.
13
00:00:37,793 --> 00:00:40,655
Lynette Wise has been charged
with embezzlement.
14
00:00:40,758 --> 00:00:41,931
She's out on bail.
15
00:00:42,034 --> 00:00:45,310
The bank has filed a lawsuit
to recoup damages.
16
00:00:45,413 --> 00:00:47,034
She says she's innocent.
17
00:00:47,137 --> 00:00:48,187
Do you believe her?
18
00:00:48,206 --> 00:00:49,793
Eh, do a full rundown on her.
19
00:00:49,896 --> 00:00:52,482
Background check for any priors, debts,
20
00:00:52,586 --> 00:00:55,551
social media, personal life, associations.
21
00:00:55,552 --> 00:00:58,412
I want to know who she's hanging
with, who she's sleeping with.
22
00:00:58,413 --> 00:01:00,448
- A deep dive?
- Yeah, the deepest.
23
00:01:00,551 --> 00:01:03,000
Shouldn't I be researching
the opposition?
24
00:01:03,103 --> 00:01:05,513
Nah. There's no point
in wasting billable hours
25
00:01:05,586 --> 00:01:07,103
on an unwinnable case.
26
00:01:07,104 --> 00:01:09,895
I'll vet her and let you know
if the case is worth your time.
27
00:01:09,896 --> 00:01:12,068
Not my time.
28
00:01:12,172 --> 00:01:13,310
Yours.
29
00:01:17,206 --> 00:01:18,793
[singsongy]: Hello.
30
00:01:18,896 --> 00:01:20,310
One sec.
31
00:01:21,310 --> 00:01:23,344
I love that you and Madison are back
32
00:01:23,448 --> 00:01:25,551
in your "I love you, I love you more" era,
33
00:01:25,552 --> 00:01:26,826
but we're supposed to be working.
34
00:01:26,827 --> 00:01:27,965
And right now
35
00:01:27,966 --> 00:01:30,343
the only thing you're working
is my last nerve.
36
00:01:30,344 --> 00:01:31,758
We're playing catch-up.
37
00:01:31,862 --> 00:01:35,068
You two were mad at each other
for less than a minute.
38
00:01:35,172 --> 00:01:37,522
A minute away from Madison
is like an eternity.
39
00:01:44,931 --> 00:01:48,310
Sending nothing but love your way, coz.
40
00:01:52,034 --> 00:01:53,114
JOEY: Seven of hearts.
41
00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,724
- [clangs]
- [chuckling]
42
00:01:59,241 --> 00:02:00,448
[door closes]
43
00:02:01,448 --> 00:02:03,379
What are the rules to this one?
44
00:02:04,379 --> 00:02:08,172
Are you tossing her away
or keeping her?
45
00:02:10,551 --> 00:02:13,172
??
46
00:02:40,551 --> 00:02:42,206
DANI: Yeah. Uh-huh.
47
00:02:42,310 --> 00:02:43,689
[laughs] Yes.
48
00:02:43,793 --> 00:02:45,344
That is it.
49
00:02:45,448 --> 00:02:47,241
- That's it?
- [sighs]
50
00:02:47,242 --> 00:02:49,033
Okay, you want me to move on
to that other spot
51
00:02:49,034 --> 00:02:50,585
- I know I can hit?
- [chuckles] I'm sorry.
52
00:02:50,586 --> 00:02:52,136
Did you say something, sweetheart?
53
00:02:52,137 --> 00:02:53,620
Okay, I didn't think I was
54
00:02:53,621 --> 00:02:55,343
"so good that you couldn't hear
me" good.
55
00:02:55,344 --> 00:02:57,241
Well, your fingers are magic,
56
00:02:57,344 --> 00:02:59,454
but these moans
were about my handiwork,
57
00:02:59,551 --> 00:03:00,724
not yours.
58
00:03:00,725 --> 00:03:03,550
What could be better
than my magic fingers?
59
00:03:03,551 --> 00:03:05,000
- Let me see.
- Boom.
60
00:03:05,307 --> 00:03:10,481
I leave you alone and
you're cheating on me with Ada.
61
00:03:10,482 --> 00:03:12,172
[both chuckle]
62
00:03:12,275 --> 00:03:14,448
Ms. Wright and I were just passing time
63
00:03:14,551 --> 00:03:16,586
- while waiting for you.
- Mm.
64
00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:21,034
I remember when you brought me
my first book of poetry.
65
00:03:21,137 --> 00:03:24,241
Oh. You had suitors rolling up
66
00:03:24,344 --> 00:03:27,000
with all kinds of extravagant gifts
67
00:03:27,103 --> 00:03:28,448
jewelry,
68
00:03:28,551 --> 00:03:30,275
rooms filled with roses,
69
00:03:30,379 --> 00:03:34,137
Cadillac outside your hotel
with a big old bow on it.
70
00:03:35,137 --> 00:03:37,206
And you handed me this book
71
00:03:37,310 --> 00:03:40,551
and said you needed to borrow
words from Ada M. Wright
72
00:03:40,655 --> 00:03:42,862
to encapsulate me.
73
00:03:42,965 --> 00:03:44,896
I couldn't sing to save my life,
74
00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:48,172
but, but I knew
how much lyrics meant to you.
75
00:03:48,275 --> 00:03:52,965
Mm. Poetry became
a call-and-response for us.
76
00:03:53,068 --> 00:03:56,241
As close as I could come
to doing a duet with you.
77
00:03:56,344 --> 00:03:58,689
We had other ways to duet.
78
00:03:58,793 --> 00:04:00,103
We still do.
79
00:04:00,206 --> 00:04:02,103
- [chuckles softly]
- Mm.
80
00:04:05,689 --> 00:04:08,896
"I love a friend whose cheering voice.
81
00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,793
"Can soothe my aching heart;
82
00:04:11,896 --> 00:04:15,172
"Can wipe the tears of grief away.
83
00:04:15,275 --> 00:04:18,137
When sorrow bids them start."
84
00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:24,586
Everything okay, love?
85
00:04:29,100 --> 00:04:33,861
You always see right through me.
[chuckles softly]
86
00:04:33,862 --> 00:04:36,000
I'm just tired.
87
00:04:36,103 --> 00:04:39,137
Well, you haven't given yourself time
88
00:04:39,241 --> 00:04:42,344
to come down
from the WinterFest triumph.
89
00:04:42,448 --> 00:04:44,620
And now I have to wrangle the beast
90
00:04:44,724 --> 00:04:47,172
that is the Dupree family Christmas.
91
00:04:47,275 --> 00:04:48,620
I don't envy you.
92
00:04:48,724 --> 00:04:50,758
Oh, but you'll be right by my side.
93
00:04:50,862 --> 00:04:53,827
Oh, but you're my captain, oh, captain,
94
00:04:53,931 --> 00:04:57,620
navigating which house we visit when.
95
00:04:58,655 --> 00:05:01,103
Meanwhile, I'll carry the gifts,
96
00:05:01,206 --> 00:05:05,241
wearing my approved holiday blazer,
97
00:05:05,344 --> 00:05:08,448
eating cookies and
drinking eggnog at each stop,
98
00:05:08,551 --> 00:05:13,689
and making sure we don't miss
one single sprig of mistletoe.
99
00:05:13,793 --> 00:05:14,843
[both chuckle]
100
00:05:14,896 --> 00:05:16,413
You do have it good, don't you?
101
00:05:16,517 --> 00:05:19,620
Oh, just call me Papa Dupree.
102
00:05:19,724 --> 00:05:22,172
Oh, you mean Father Christmas?
103
00:05:22,275 --> 00:05:25,310
[chuckles] How about a ride
in Papa's sleigh?
104
00:05:25,413 --> 00:05:26,620
Hmm?
105
00:05:26,724 --> 00:05:31,827
We could jet off to someplace quiet
106
00:05:31,931 --> 00:05:34,413
with no cell service,
107
00:05:34,517 --> 00:05:36,862
no construction noises.
108
00:05:36,965 --> 00:05:41,724
Someplace where the decorations
aren't your purview.
109
00:05:41,827 --> 00:05:44,379
A few days and you'll be healed.
110
00:05:44,380 --> 00:05:47,723
AHN: Now that the area's
numb, we're gonna go ahead
111
00:05:47,724 --> 00:05:49,206
and start our biopsy.
112
00:05:50,206 --> 00:05:52,310
You might feel a little bit of pressure.
113
00:05:54,310 --> 00:05:57,448
You are the most thoughtful man.
114
00:05:57,551 --> 00:06:00,965
But I can't relax just yet.
115
00:06:00,966 --> 00:06:03,378
ANDRE: Aren't we running out of sleeps
116
00:06:03,379 --> 00:06:06,205
- till Christmas?
- Even my Christmas cards make an entrance.
117
00:06:06,206 --> 00:06:08,413
One year I didn't get 'em done till July.
118
00:06:08,414 --> 00:06:11,033
[chuckles] - Why don't
we go full-out Kardashian?
119
00:06:11,034 --> 00:06:13,896
Just the Dupree ladies
would be good for your brand.
120
00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:16,379
The only brand I'm interested in
121
00:06:16,482 --> 00:06:19,482
is the happily ever after one
with my new hubby.
122
00:06:20,517 --> 00:06:22,103
I know you're a private person,
123
00:06:22,206 --> 00:06:24,551
but this is just for friends and family
124
00:06:24,655 --> 00:06:26,793
in der Christmas clerb, yeah?
125
00:06:26,896 --> 00:06:30,862
No photo says us more
than our wedding photo.
126
00:06:30,965 --> 00:06:34,620
It's spontaneous, sexy,
and we were completely in love,
127
00:06:34,724 --> 00:06:36,551
even though we didn't know it yet.
128
00:06:36,655 --> 00:06:39,034
And you looked magnificent.
129
00:06:39,035 --> 00:06:41,654
I looked like I took a swim
in the Bellagio fountain.
130
00:06:41,655 --> 00:06:44,103
Which we may
or may not have done that night.
131
00:06:44,206 --> 00:06:47,000
And Jackie Tyree was... stunning.
132
00:06:47,103 --> 00:06:49,068
But we don't want her to pull focus.
133
00:06:50,517 --> 00:06:53,448
What I want is a moment
where we actually did know
134
00:06:53,551 --> 00:06:56,068
how completely and madly
135
00:06:56,172 --> 00:06:58,172
and deeply we were in love.
136
00:06:59,206 --> 00:07:01,103
I love that.
137
00:07:02,793 --> 00:07:04,689
Okay. Let me see.
138
00:07:04,690 --> 00:07:06,205
- All right. [Clears throat]
- Uh...
139
00:07:06,206 --> 00:07:08,517
No. All the ladies would come for you.
140
00:07:08,620 --> 00:07:10,344
Mm-mm. Ooh. [Chuckles]
141
00:07:10,448 --> 00:07:12,724
All of these are NSFCC.
142
00:07:12,827 --> 00:07:15,655
- They're not safe for Christmas cards.
- [laughs]
143
00:07:15,758 --> 00:07:18,655
So, what we'll do is,
144
00:07:18,758 --> 00:07:22,241
I'll fire up my camera and
we'll have our own sexy Santa
145
00:07:22,344 --> 00:07:23,793
and Mrs. Claus shoot.
146
00:07:23,896 --> 00:07:25,758
I have some props somewhere.
147
00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:27,344
Hold on, Mr. Claus.
148
00:07:27,345 --> 00:07:29,033
We need to drop in on Mother Claus
149
00:07:29,034 --> 00:07:30,550
and make sure we lock ourselves in
150
00:07:30,551 --> 00:07:33,381
on the Dupree family Christmas
calendar before Nicole.
151
00:07:33,413 --> 00:07:37,172
- Okay.
- We can play some sexy reindeer games when we get back.
152
00:07:37,275 --> 00:07:39,000
- You be Prancer.
- Mm-hmm.
153
00:07:39,103 --> 00:07:41,931
And I'm always a little Vixen.
154
00:07:42,034 --> 00:07:44,620
JOEY: Didn't expect to see you tonight.
155
00:07:44,724 --> 00:07:46,896
This is what we do.
156
00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,758
I run.
157
00:07:48,862 --> 00:07:50,827
You chase me.
158
00:07:50,931 --> 00:07:52,344
You run.
159
00:07:52,448 --> 00:07:53,758
I chase you.
160
00:07:53,862 --> 00:07:55,758
Definitely not my M.O.
161
00:07:55,862 --> 00:07:58,620
Joey Armstrong doesn't chase, right?
162
00:07:59,620 --> 00:08:01,517
I'm not proud.
163
00:08:01,620 --> 00:08:03,655
I'd crawl to get to you.
164
00:08:06,137 --> 00:08:08,068
The words are romantic.
165
00:08:08,172 --> 00:08:11,551
But one minute
you're Bonnie to my Clyde,
166
00:08:11,655 --> 00:08:13,931
and the next
you're cashing in your chips.
167
00:08:14,034 --> 00:08:16,000
But I can never stay away.
168
00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:18,448
I want you.
169
00:08:19,448 --> 00:08:21,344
More than I thought possible.
170
00:08:21,448 --> 00:08:23,128
More than I've ever wanted anyone.
171
00:08:25,413 --> 00:08:27,758
I'm just never quite sure
if I'm alone in that.
172
00:08:31,606 --> 00:08:33,654
Hayley Hamilton.
173
00:08:33,655 --> 00:08:35,137
[chuckles]
174
00:08:35,241 --> 00:08:36,551
The name's hot.
175
00:08:36,655 --> 00:08:37,827
You know,
176
00:08:37,931 --> 00:08:40,344
I never expected you to find a keeper.
177
00:08:41,482 --> 00:08:43,827
The name or the man.
178
00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,448
You really quit the game,
179
00:08:47,551 --> 00:08:50,068
settling down, and
180
00:08:50,172 --> 00:08:53,620
now you got all that class
that money can't buy.
181
00:08:53,724 --> 00:08:55,862
Didn't you, Hayley?
182
00:08:55,965 --> 00:08:57,896
So did you, right?
183
00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:59,310
Right, Hayley.
184
00:08:59,413 --> 00:09:01,517
I mean, I never had it like you.
185
00:09:01,620 --> 00:09:03,758
I was just always tracing your moves.
186
00:09:03,759 --> 00:09:07,033
You had that catch-and-release
in your blood
187
00:09:07,034 --> 00:09:08,294
like you were born with it.
188
00:09:08,379 --> 00:09:11,620
And, well, me and Randy, we were just
189
00:09:11,724 --> 00:09:13,379
living in Hayley's game.
190
00:09:13,482 --> 00:09:15,068
Okay.
191
00:09:15,172 --> 00:09:16,793
Cut the Hayley crap.
192
00:09:16,896 --> 00:09:18,586
No.
193
00:09:18,689 --> 00:09:22,620
"You have to live
in the con every moment,
194
00:09:22,724 --> 00:09:24,965
"never saying the real name.
195
00:09:25,068 --> 00:09:27,206
Make it real, keep it real."
196
00:09:27,310 --> 00:09:28,862
- You taught me that.
- Uh
197
00:09:28,965 --> 00:09:31,586
that was another me,
198
00:09:31,689 --> 00:09:32,758
another life.
199
00:09:32,862 --> 00:09:34,724
You don't have to convince me.
200
00:09:34,827 --> 00:09:37,310
Your husband? Mmm.
201
00:09:37,413 --> 00:09:39,344
- He's fine.
- Mm.
202
00:09:39,448 --> 00:09:41,000
But in every other way,
203
00:09:41,103 --> 00:09:44,000
he resembles all the other marks.
204
00:09:44,103 --> 00:09:49,172
Sneaking into a rich married man's bed
205
00:09:49,275 --> 00:09:53,793
after infiltrating his life
through someone close.
206
00:09:53,896 --> 00:09:55,620
[chuckles]
207
00:09:56,965 --> 00:10:00,448
If it looks like a mark
and acts like a mark,
208
00:10:00,551 --> 00:10:02,137
why shouldn't he be?
209
00:10:02,241 --> 00:10:04,137
Because...
210
00:10:04,241 --> 00:10:06,413
I fell in love.
211
00:10:06,517 --> 00:10:11,344
The one thing we never dared
to dream back then.
212
00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:14,275
Don't we deserve it?
213
00:10:14,379 --> 00:10:16,137
After everything?
214
00:10:17,172 --> 00:10:19,241
We probably deserve the opposite.
215
00:10:19,344 --> 00:10:20,827
But, hey,
216
00:10:20,931 --> 00:10:22,931
I got mad respect for you.
217
00:10:23,034 --> 00:10:26,413
And every secret that we have
218
00:10:27,448 --> 00:10:29,517
is safe with me.
219
00:10:29,620 --> 00:10:31,310
So you don't want first chair?
220
00:10:31,413 --> 00:10:32,655
It's just
221
00:10:32,656 --> 00:10:33,895
this is a criminal case.
222
00:10:33,896 --> 00:10:35,309
I've only been the lead on civil.
223
00:10:35,310 --> 00:10:37,551
Yeah, well, partners have to be nimble,
224
00:10:37,655 --> 00:10:39,448
playing all parts on the field.
225
00:10:39,551 --> 00:10:41,901
I mean, Pauline has
a background in forensics.
226
00:10:41,965 --> 00:10:43,586
Put me in, Coach.
227
00:10:43,587 --> 00:10:45,274
I don't have courtroom experience,
228
00:10:45,275 --> 00:10:47,865
but I killed at every
criminal clinic in law school.
229
00:10:47,866 --> 00:10:49,688
I'll hit the briefs and be ready
to flex that muscle again.
230
00:10:49,689 --> 00:10:52,689
Yeah, well, hey, don't flex too hard.
231
00:10:52,793 --> 00:10:55,310
I wouldn't want you
to get back on the I.R.
232
00:10:55,413 --> 00:10:56,758
Injured reserve list.
233
00:10:56,862 --> 00:10:59,793
[groans] Any chance we can just
234
00:10:59,896 --> 00:11:01,931
forget my lowest point ever happened?
235
00:11:02,034 --> 00:11:03,448
[chuckles]
236
00:11:03,551 --> 00:11:05,724
Not a chance in hell.
237
00:11:05,827 --> 00:11:08,379
There. I'm all yours.
238
00:11:08,482 --> 00:11:12,000
Our ChelseaKat Christmas
promotion is through the roof.
239
00:11:12,103 --> 00:11:14,517
Higher than Santa's sleigh.
240
00:11:14,620 --> 00:11:17,241
Mmm, look at those numbers.
241
00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:18,844
I wish that we had some bubbles.
242
00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:20,861
- Our moment needs a moment.
- We've arrived
243
00:11:20,862 --> 00:11:23,310
six months ahead of my projection.
244
00:11:23,413 --> 00:11:24,517
We are on fire.
245
00:11:24,620 --> 00:11:25,758
- Ah!
- Mm.
246
00:11:25,862 --> 00:11:27,842
Just like me and my gorgeous girlfriend
247
00:11:27,931 --> 00:11:29,103
and you and Tomas.
248
00:11:29,206 --> 00:11:31,482
Well, as Aunt Dani says,
249
00:11:31,586 --> 00:11:33,413
always work the win.
250
00:11:33,517 --> 00:11:35,379
I was distracted before.
251
00:11:35,482 --> 00:11:38,620
Usually when I'm texting
Madison, you're texting Tomas.
252
00:11:38,724 --> 00:11:42,724
Well, not all of us
are about sexting in public.
253
00:11:42,725 --> 00:11:44,240
Oh, is he bugging
because you turned down
254
00:11:44,241 --> 00:11:45,827
his cohabitation proposal?
255
00:11:45,931 --> 00:11:48,034
[sighs] Well,
256
00:11:48,137 --> 00:11:51,310
I already talked to your mom
and Martin about it.
257
00:11:51,413 --> 00:11:53,000
But not me?
258
00:11:53,001 --> 00:11:55,930
You were busy re-bonding
with Madison after being sick.
259
00:11:55,931 --> 00:11:58,241
- [clicks tongue]
- I didn't seek them out.
260
00:11:58,344 --> 00:12:02,344
It was more like
an accidental focus group.
261
00:12:02,448 --> 00:12:04,896
Okay. And where did you land?
262
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:08,931
Vacillating between protecting
my heart and the opposite.
263
00:12:09,034 --> 00:12:10,689
Then...
264
00:12:10,793 --> 00:12:12,551
Yeah?
265
00:12:12,655 --> 00:12:15,275
Then Tomas showed up at the studio
266
00:12:15,379 --> 00:12:17,586
and accused me of avoiding him.
267
00:12:17,689 --> 00:12:20,896
- Well, were you?
- Not exactly.
268
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:24,413
But he wanted me to explain my no.
269
00:12:24,517 --> 00:12:26,275
And?
270
00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:29,655
[sighs] I'm still trying to figure it out.
271
00:12:29,758 --> 00:12:32,482
I didn't mean to hurt him, but...
272
00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:34,034
I did.
273
00:12:34,137 --> 00:12:38,482
And now I suspect he's just
telling me what I want to hear.
274
00:12:38,586 --> 00:12:40,931
I've been all over the place lately.
275
00:12:41,034 --> 00:12:42,724
Don't apologize.
276
00:12:44,413 --> 00:12:46,241
Do you know how good it feels to know
277
00:12:46,344 --> 00:12:49,068
that you want to step
into the light with me?
278
00:12:49,172 --> 00:12:52,827
I just don't want you
to regret anything about us.
279
00:12:52,931 --> 00:12:54,275
I...
280
00:12:55,310 --> 00:12:57,586
couldn't find the right words, Joey.
281
00:12:57,689 --> 00:13:00,344
You know, there's nothing
you can't say to me.
282
00:13:00,448 --> 00:13:03,275
So tell me, what was so urgent
283
00:13:03,379 --> 00:13:06,551
about making us official?
284
00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:10,965
What was so important
about that night, that party
285
00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:14,172
when we have all the time in the world?
286
00:13:16,034 --> 00:13:18,758
That's probably what Doug thought, too.
287
00:13:21,753 --> 00:13:24,964
What happened to Doug
won't happen to me,
288
00:13:24,965 --> 00:13:27,068
- I can promise you that.
- [chuckles]
289
00:13:27,172 --> 00:13:30,000
Living with danger
doesn't make you immune to it.
290
00:13:31,241 --> 00:13:33,655
I wasted so much time with Doug.
291
00:13:33,758 --> 00:13:36,103
I don't want to waste another minute.
292
00:13:36,206 --> 00:13:37,793
I loved him,
293
00:13:37,896 --> 00:13:40,758
but I wasn't in love with him anymore.
294
00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:42,662
Well, I'm glad you got past the guilt
295
00:13:42,663 --> 00:13:43,826
- of that revelation...
- Long before
296
00:13:43,827 --> 00:13:46,620
the kids left for college,
297
00:13:46,724 --> 00:13:48,689
I knew what we were
and what we weren't.
298
00:13:48,793 --> 00:13:52,034
But I was going to stay
until death did us part.
299
00:13:53,103 --> 00:13:56,103
Hence my temporary solutions,
like escorts.
300
00:13:56,104 --> 00:13:57,861
Vanessa, you don't need to justify that...
301
00:13:57,862 --> 00:13:59,896
But then I met you.
302
00:14:01,931 --> 00:14:03,827
If Doug hadn't died.
303
00:14:04,827 --> 00:14:08,310
I still would have left him for you.
304
00:14:08,413 --> 00:14:11,241
Doug isn't here to test that theory.
305
00:14:11,344 --> 00:14:12,862
I'm yours. [Stammers]
306
00:14:12,965 --> 00:14:15,413
Rewriting our history isn't necessary.
307
00:14:15,517 --> 00:14:17,103
You're still smarting.
308
00:14:17,206 --> 00:14:19,551
[chuckles] Because I went too far
309
00:14:19,552 --> 00:14:22,274
pushing the ex-wife button
when you brought up Doug.
310
00:14:22,275 --> 00:14:24,931
You think I don't know
or understand that move
311
00:14:25,034 --> 00:14:26,310
or all your moves.
312
00:14:26,413 --> 00:14:27,973
But you still don't believe me?
313
00:14:27,974 --> 00:14:30,861
Being with you
in the moonlight of Puerto Rico,
314
00:14:30,862 --> 00:14:32,862
it was everything I was missing.
315
00:14:32,965 --> 00:14:35,517
When I took that ring off,
316
00:14:35,620 --> 00:14:37,413
it was supposed to be forever.
317
00:14:37,414 --> 00:14:39,205
If the unthinkable hadn't happened,
318
00:14:39,206 --> 00:14:41,655
I would have left it on that dresser
319
00:14:41,758 --> 00:14:44,724
come home, and-and told Doug
that it was over.
320
00:14:44,827 --> 00:14:48,000
We-we would have been together
for the world to see and envy.
321
00:14:49,034 --> 00:14:50,534
Maybe Doug would still be here
322
00:14:50,620 --> 00:14:52,517
in some bachelor pad across town.
323
00:14:52,620 --> 00:14:54,620
These are all just what-ifs.
324
00:14:54,724 --> 00:14:57,758
But the unthinkable did happen.
325
00:14:57,862 --> 00:15:00,344
But it still doesn't change facts.
326
00:15:00,448 --> 00:15:04,517
The world thinks I'm this widow
grieving my husband.
327
00:15:04,620 --> 00:15:06,448
I-I-I'm mourning the man,
328
00:15:06,551 --> 00:15:09,344
the doctor, the father to my kids, but...
329
00:15:09,448 --> 00:15:10,793
[sighs]
330
00:15:10,794 --> 00:15:13,378
The husband was gone
long ago, just like the wife,
331
00:15:13,379 --> 00:15:16,482
and it is time
to come to terms with that loss.
332
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,310
Of all the law offices in the DMV,
333
00:15:20,413 --> 00:15:22,896
- you happen to walk into my husband's?
- Mm-mm. No.
334
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,206
I asked for the best.
335
00:15:25,310 --> 00:15:27,068
I was referred to Bill.
336
00:15:27,069 --> 00:15:29,343
So you weren't looking for me?
337
00:15:29,344 --> 00:15:32,172
I was looking to avoid
30 years of prison time.
338
00:15:32,275 --> 00:15:35,655
Plus I am way too pretty
to serve that time.
339
00:15:35,758 --> 00:15:37,068
[chuckles]
340
00:15:37,172 --> 00:15:38,724
I can see you
341
00:15:38,827 --> 00:15:41,172
looking for the scam
behind those lashes,
342
00:15:41,275 --> 00:15:43,482
but I was just as surprised
343
00:15:43,586 --> 00:15:46,620
to see you as you were to see me.
344
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:51,758
We used to engineer coincidences.
345
00:15:51,862 --> 00:15:53,689
This isn't that.
346
00:15:54,655 --> 00:15:56,586
I was just tired
347
00:15:57,586 --> 00:15:59,689
of not being able to see my real name
348
00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:01,689
on the side of a coffee cup.
349
00:16:01,793 --> 00:16:06,793
Because everywhere else,
I was someone else.
350
00:16:06,896 --> 00:16:10,344
That'd be much easier to buy
351
00:16:10,448 --> 00:16:13,000
if you weren't up
on embezzlement charges.
352
00:16:13,103 --> 00:16:14,655
Maybe it's my karma.
353
00:16:15,896 --> 00:16:18,689
Me getting charged
with something that I didn't do
354
00:16:18,793 --> 00:16:22,172
after all the stuff that I did.
355
00:16:23,172 --> 00:16:24,612
Or maybe it's something else.
356
00:16:24,689 --> 00:16:26,896
Fate? [Scoffs]
357
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,724
[chuckling]
358
00:16:28,827 --> 00:16:31,379
Think I was gonna admit
that's what I was thinking
359
00:16:31,482 --> 00:16:32,862
after you said it like that?
360
00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:35,862
[chuckles] It's nice to have you back,
361
00:16:35,863 --> 00:16:37,585
- whatever your name is.
- [chuckles]
362
00:16:37,586 --> 00:16:39,068
- [laughs]
- And it's nice
363
00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:42,758
having my girly back to kiki
with about the good old days.
364
00:16:42,862 --> 00:16:44,137
Mm.
365
00:16:44,241 --> 00:16:47,758
The only thing Tomas Navarro
will be synonymous with
366
00:16:47,862 --> 00:16:49,137
is excellence,
367
00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:51,033
starting with the Lynette Wise case.
368
00:16:51,034 --> 00:16:52,774
Going forward, it's about winning
369
00:16:52,862 --> 00:16:54,000
nothing else.
370
00:16:54,103 --> 00:16:55,827
[chuckles softly]
371
00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:57,517
That's what I wanted to hear.
372
00:16:58,620 --> 00:17:00,620
- This was a test.
- Hey.
373
00:17:00,724 --> 00:17:04,379
Just needed to see how you
handle a little gentle ribbing.
374
00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:07,724
Look, that's the last time
I'll reference your injury.
375
00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:09,827
You took the heat and devised a plan.
376
00:17:09,931 --> 00:17:11,344
Proper partner skills.
377
00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:14,413
- Thanks.
- Yeah. Hey, look, go. Get out of here.
378
00:17:14,517 --> 00:17:16,689
Take Kat out on a date
while you still can.
379
00:17:16,793 --> 00:17:20,000
Your work-life balance
is about to become unbalanced.
380
00:17:24,551 --> 00:17:26,275
Yes.
381
00:17:26,276 --> 00:17:28,136
You've always had a picture of your life,
382
00:17:28,137 --> 00:17:31,207
and living with your boyfriend
on the way to maybe-marriage
383
00:17:31,310 --> 00:17:32,360
wasn't in it.
384
00:17:32,448 --> 00:17:34,206
Is that what's stopping you?
385
00:17:34,207 --> 00:17:35,757
It turns out I'm a scaredy-Kat
386
00:17:35,758 --> 00:17:37,412
but for a completely different reason
387
00:17:37,413 --> 00:17:40,517
than upsetting
the Kat Richardson grand plan.
388
00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:42,060
Your mom made me realize that.
389
00:17:42,137 --> 00:17:43,620
How?
390
00:17:43,724 --> 00:17:47,862
By reminding me that she was
on top of the fashion world,
391
00:17:47,965 --> 00:17:50,655
met your dad,
and then, five minutes later,
392
00:17:50,758 --> 00:17:54,310
she gave up her Dani Dupree-ness
to be his missus.
393
00:17:55,344 --> 00:17:57,689
Cut to decades later
394
00:17:57,793 --> 00:18:01,275
and she's firing bullets
at flower arrangements
395
00:18:01,379 --> 00:18:02,551
at your dad's wedding.
396
00:18:02,655 --> 00:18:04,724
Yeah, my mom can't be your example.
397
00:18:04,827 --> 00:18:06,482
Well, then my mom can.
398
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:10,206
Same scenario, different daddy
who was a disappointment.
399
00:18:10,310 --> 00:18:13,862
And all it took was the bitch
who wrecked my parents' marriage
400
00:18:13,965 --> 00:18:16,620
and the scraggly mutt sidekick
to come along,
401
00:18:16,724 --> 00:18:17,965
and now my mom's adrift.
402
00:18:18,068 --> 00:18:20,108
Okay, but Aunt Nicole isn't packing heat
403
00:18:20,206 --> 00:18:21,758
nor did she marry a child groom.
404
00:18:21,862 --> 00:18:25,689
No. But my parents were so entangled
405
00:18:25,793 --> 00:18:28,862
that my mom had to relearn
how to be a queen.
406
00:18:28,965 --> 00:18:30,758
Your dad screwed up with your mom.
407
00:18:30,862 --> 00:18:32,344
My dad screwed up with my mom.
408
00:18:32,448 --> 00:18:34,655
- And Tomas...
- Slept with Eva.
409
00:18:34,758 --> 00:18:35,862
Yeah.
410
00:18:36,827 --> 00:18:39,034
I know Tomas isn't perfect
411
00:18:39,137 --> 00:18:40,689
and neither am I.
412
00:18:40,793 --> 00:18:43,620
But moving in with him
brings up this picture
413
00:18:43,724 --> 00:18:47,344
of me twisting myself
into becoming someone I'm not.
414
00:18:47,448 --> 00:18:49,758
And when girls like me
415
00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:52,000
stop being themselves for a man,
416
00:18:52,103 --> 00:18:53,172
they snap.
417
00:18:54,344 --> 00:18:55,896
Just like Aunt Dani
418
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:59,068
and just like all the girls
from the murder podcasts.
419
00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:01,102
- [chuckles softly]
- [phone chimes]
420
00:19:01,862 --> 00:19:02,931
[sighs]
421
00:19:03,034 --> 00:19:05,103
Tomas wants to meet tonight,
422
00:19:05,206 --> 00:19:07,862
and I'm sure he wants to talk
about moving in again.
423
00:19:09,758 --> 00:19:12,034
Why am I feeling a vibe?
424
00:19:12,137 --> 00:19:14,344
Mm. I don't believe in vibes.
425
00:19:14,448 --> 00:19:16,724
Well, vibe-free, love.
426
00:19:16,827 --> 00:19:19,172
Just bracing for the Christmas magic.
427
00:19:19,275 --> 00:19:21,000
[laughter]
428
00:19:21,103 --> 00:19:23,793
All that work just for
this place to look effortless.
429
00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:27,275
Oh, I bet you know a little bit
about that from taking pictures.
430
00:19:27,379 --> 00:19:28,939
Yeah, if only all of my subjects
431
00:19:29,034 --> 00:19:30,862
looked as beautiful as these women.
432
00:19:30,965 --> 00:19:33,000
Mm. I see why you married him.
[chuckles]
433
00:19:33,103 --> 00:19:36,068
We dropped by to pitch in
on the Dupree family Christmas.
434
00:19:36,172 --> 00:19:37,965
Ah. Well,
435
00:19:38,068 --> 00:19:40,379
in that case, gentlemen,
436
00:19:40,482 --> 00:19:41,862
if you'll excuse us.
437
00:19:41,965 --> 00:19:43,758
Oh. Well,
438
00:19:43,862 --> 00:19:47,551
since we don't get to see
how the wreaths are made
439
00:19:47,655 --> 00:19:50,724
[chuckles] why don't we
bowl a few frames downstairs,
440
00:19:50,725 --> 00:19:53,757
find out if you're good enough
to make a seven-to-ten split.
441
00:19:53,758 --> 00:19:55,655
[chuckles] What's a seven-to-ten?
442
00:19:55,758 --> 00:19:57,931
- I only throw strikes.
- [laughs]: Oh.
443
00:19:58,034 --> 00:20:00,689
Now we gonna talk trash.
444
00:20:00,793 --> 00:20:02,379
[Dani chuckling]
445
00:20:03,413 --> 00:20:04,827
So, what is on the agenda?
446
00:20:04,828 --> 00:20:07,205
Are we doing a movable feast
from house to house
447
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,466
or are we all coming here?
448
00:20:09,241 --> 00:20:11,586
I want you to make me a promise,
449
00:20:11,587 --> 00:20:13,067
should anything happen to me,
450
00:20:13,068 --> 00:20:15,068
that you'll look after your father.
451
00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:17,000
I promise.
452
00:20:17,103 --> 00:20:18,793
Now tell me why I would need to.
453
00:20:18,896 --> 00:20:20,896
Oh, I don't know. Just
454
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,689
all that talk at WinterFest,
I guess, just got to me,
455
00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:25,964
you know, about looking after
your loved ones
456
00:20:25,965 --> 00:20:27,482
during the holidays.
457
00:20:27,483 --> 00:20:30,136
And I just want to make sure
your father feels the love.
458
00:20:30,137 --> 00:20:32,447
- I thought Nicole's the one who takes care of...
- You know
459
00:20:32,448 --> 00:20:34,482
[chuckles] you know how we would say
460
00:20:34,586 --> 00:20:36,586
we adore you and your sister equally?
461
00:20:36,689 --> 00:20:39,759
Is this where you break it to me
that Nicole's your favorite?
462
00:20:39,793 --> 00:20:42,137
No favorites.
463
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:45,862
But you have always been
your daddy's baby girl, so
464
00:20:45,965 --> 00:20:47,379
see to him, okay?
465
00:20:47,482 --> 00:20:49,379
Mom, you're scaring me.
466
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:51,896
No, it's... Don't mind me.
467
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,137
It's just a
468
00:20:53,241 --> 00:20:55,896
a case of holiday emotions.
469
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,241
And, honestly,
470
00:20:57,344 --> 00:20:59,482
I don't know if I'm feeling the idea
471
00:20:59,586 --> 00:21:01,482
of going from house to house this year.
472
00:21:01,586 --> 00:21:05,689
So why don't I have Rowena make
us a little hot apple cider?
473
00:21:05,793 --> 00:21:08,620
And then we can sip and brainstorm.
474
00:21:08,724 --> 00:21:10,413
[chuckling]: Okay.
475
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,103
Have a seat.
476
00:21:18,206 --> 00:21:19,965
I am obsessed.
477
00:21:20,068 --> 00:21:21,482
That will definitely sell.
478
00:21:21,586 --> 00:21:23,396
- We're genius girl bosses.
- Period.
479
00:21:23,413 --> 00:21:24,793
Couldn't agree more.
480
00:21:24,896 --> 00:21:27,000
Sorry. We're still in the throes.
481
00:21:27,103 --> 00:21:28,423
Might be another hour or so.
482
00:21:28,448 --> 00:21:30,275
I'm happy to watch geniuses work.
483
00:21:30,379 --> 00:21:31,586
[phone chimes]
484
00:21:33,551 --> 00:21:35,931
Oh, I got to go.
485
00:21:36,034 --> 00:21:37,448
Wait. But
486
00:21:37,449 --> 00:21:39,447
we-we still haven't talked about clasps.
487
00:21:39,448 --> 00:21:42,620
Well, later. It's kind of
a Christmas Mission: Impossible.
488
00:21:42,724 --> 00:21:44,758
[festive music playing]
489
00:21:47,217 --> 00:21:50,205
If she won't talk about your work,
490
00:21:50,206 --> 00:21:51,655
mind if we talk about mine?
491
00:21:53,689 --> 00:21:56,862
I love that we're both ambitious.
492
00:21:56,863 --> 00:21:57,964
[sighs]
493
00:21:57,965 --> 00:21:59,241
What's up?
494
00:22:00,344 --> 00:22:04,586
Bill's trusting me with
my very first criminal case.
495
00:22:04,689 --> 00:22:06,379
But you've only done civil.
496
00:22:06,380 --> 00:22:07,481
I'll tackle something new,
497
00:22:07,482 --> 00:22:08,896
prove myself to him,
498
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,050
and make partner.
499
00:22:10,103 --> 00:22:11,620
Ew.
500
00:22:11,724 --> 00:22:13,551
It's one thing to work for Bill,
501
00:22:13,655 --> 00:22:16,551
but you can't risk your career
to impress him.
502
00:22:17,551 --> 00:22:19,275
Why is it a risk?
503
00:22:19,276 --> 00:22:20,861
Why are you always dropping negativity
504
00:22:20,862 --> 00:22:22,620
when it comes to my career goals?
505
00:22:24,413 --> 00:22:27,241
Girl, starter wives
do not like second wives,
506
00:22:27,344 --> 00:22:30,620
especially ones who look like me
507
00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:33,482
and happen to fall in love
508
00:22:33,586 --> 00:22:37,034
with their best friend's dad
who just happened to be married
509
00:22:37,137 --> 00:22:38,482
to a Dupree.
510
00:22:38,586 --> 00:22:41,862
Do you, like, cry yourself a river
511
00:22:41,965 --> 00:22:46,000
in a big bed in a big comfy house
512
00:22:46,103 --> 00:22:49,034
with this big man and his big bucks
513
00:22:49,137 --> 00:22:52,931
- with his big you know what?
- [laughs]
514
00:22:54,310 --> 00:22:57,620
I know we thought
once we land a place like this,
515
00:22:57,724 --> 00:23:00,206
all our problems would melt away.
516
00:23:00,310 --> 00:23:04,068
But... behind the gates is
517
00:23:04,172 --> 00:23:05,931
- new problems.
- Mm.
518
00:23:06,034 --> 00:23:08,275
Just dressed up in designer clothes.
519
00:23:09,310 --> 00:23:11,724
You've had more lives than a cat.
520
00:23:11,827 --> 00:23:14,241
[laughs]
521
00:23:14,344 --> 00:23:17,137
And landed
on your red-bottomed stilettos.
522
00:23:17,241 --> 00:23:20,103
I swear, if you weren't born to the manor
523
00:23:20,206 --> 00:23:21,706
and I hadn't come up beside you...
524
00:23:21,793 --> 00:23:25,586
But you always have been bougie.
525
00:23:25,689 --> 00:23:27,068
Mm.
526
00:23:27,172 --> 00:23:29,413
Now the curtains just match the drapes.
527
00:23:30,793 --> 00:23:32,068
A toast.
528
00:23:33,068 --> 00:23:34,689
To my friend.
529
00:23:35,724 --> 00:23:38,034
For finally getting what she deserves.
530
00:23:42,965 --> 00:23:45,000
If you are going to insist
531
00:23:45,103 --> 00:23:48,034
that you make the yellow cake
with chocolate frosting,
532
00:23:48,137 --> 00:23:51,241
perhaps Andre could be
your kitchen assistant.
533
00:23:51,344 --> 00:23:53,000
He can lick the bowl.
534
00:23:53,103 --> 00:23:55,068
[chuckles]: Okay.
535
00:23:55,172 --> 00:23:57,222
Don't make me put you
in the naughty list.
536
00:23:57,275 --> 00:23:58,827
[laughs]
537
00:24:00,689 --> 00:24:03,344
[sighs] So much to do.
538
00:24:03,448 --> 00:24:05,172
There is a lot of noise.
539
00:24:05,173 --> 00:24:06,999
And not just from the construction
540
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,689
of Leslie's ratchet dollhouse.
541
00:24:08,793 --> 00:24:13,344
From your kids' and grandkids'
drama to the Articulettes,
542
00:24:13,448 --> 00:24:15,793
this whole year,
543
00:24:15,896 --> 00:24:18,793
is it catching up to you and Daddy?
544
00:24:18,896 --> 00:24:21,206
We're golden.
545
00:24:21,310 --> 00:24:22,586
Yeah, but you're tense.
546
00:24:22,689 --> 00:24:24,669
Maybe if you don't want to talk about it,
547
00:24:24,689 --> 00:24:26,919
- you can do something about it.
- [chuckles]
548
00:24:27,344 --> 00:24:29,689
So, Ms. Thing has answers.
549
00:24:29,793 --> 00:24:31,379
Maybe a massage.
550
00:24:32,655 --> 00:24:36,896
Even I can have the occasional
fleeting emotional moment.
551
00:24:36,897 --> 00:24:38,861
And I am this close
to having another one
552
00:24:38,862 --> 00:24:41,931
with a much more heightened tone
if my lovely daughter
553
00:24:41,932 --> 00:24:44,378
does not get her head back
in the Christmas game.
554
00:24:44,379 --> 00:24:47,275
Okay, okay, I'm all gingerbread
and frankincense.
555
00:24:47,379 --> 00:24:49,000
VERNON: Oh,
556
00:24:49,103 --> 00:24:50,379
here comes the turkey now.
557
00:24:50,482 --> 00:24:52,206
- [laughs]
- Vernon.
558
00:24:52,310 --> 00:24:54,206
- Manners.
- What?
559
00:24:54,310 --> 00:24:57,241
That's what you call it when
you get three strikes in a row.
560
00:24:57,344 --> 00:25:00,000
Okay, normally I would have
gotten a lot more.
561
00:25:00,103 --> 00:25:01,551
[scoffs] Listen to this.
562
00:25:01,655 --> 00:25:03,103
He blames his shoes.
563
00:25:03,206 --> 00:25:05,103
Hey, I bowl better in a pair of rentals
564
00:25:05,104 --> 00:25:06,930
worn by random people
at the bowling alley.
565
00:25:06,931 --> 00:25:08,931
You two are so adorable.
566
00:25:09,034 --> 00:25:10,793
[both chuckle]
567
00:25:12,275 --> 00:25:14,620
- Mmm, mmm.
- [laughs]
568
00:25:14,621 --> 00:25:16,999
- ANITA: Thank you, sweetie.
- And that is our cue.
569
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,827
Okay! Well, enjoy,
570
00:25:19,931 --> 00:25:21,655
my beautiful parents.
571
00:25:21,758 --> 00:25:23,620
- Ah.
- Mwah. [Chuckles]
572
00:25:23,724 --> 00:25:25,000
All right.
573
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,931
- Later!
- Oh.
574
00:25:28,896 --> 00:25:30,275
[chuckling]
575
00:25:30,276 --> 00:25:31,861
Tell me I'm not a horrible father
576
00:25:31,862 --> 00:25:35,655
for making Dani and Andre kick rocks.
577
00:25:35,758 --> 00:25:38,000
I just wanted to pamper
the woman I love.
578
00:25:38,103 --> 00:25:40,379
- Oh, well, then have at it.
- [chuckles]
579
00:25:42,275 --> 00:25:43,724
Oh.
580
00:25:43,827 --> 00:25:45,655
I often wonder,
581
00:25:45,758 --> 00:25:47,896
how did I get so lucky?
582
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,931
Yeah, I don't know
what I did to deserve it,
583
00:25:51,034 --> 00:25:52,931
and I don't even want to think
584
00:25:53,034 --> 00:25:56,206
about what my life would be without you.
585
00:25:56,207 --> 00:25:58,550
And hopefully
you will never have to find out.
586
00:25:58,551 --> 00:25:59,620
Mm.
587
00:25:59,724 --> 00:26:01,344
- All right. Here you go.
- Oh.
588
00:26:01,448 --> 00:26:03,241
Thank you.
589
00:26:11,583 --> 00:26:15,654
For so long, it was about
what everyone else needed
590
00:26:15,655 --> 00:26:17,379
and wanted from me.
591
00:26:17,482 --> 00:26:19,827
I was supermom for my babies.
592
00:26:19,931 --> 00:26:21,758
The drop-offs and pickups,
593
00:26:21,759 --> 00:26:23,757
the play dates, bake sales... [stammers]
594
00:26:23,758 --> 00:26:26,517
PTA, after-school activities.
595
00:26:26,620 --> 00:26:28,206
And for Doug,
596
00:26:28,310 --> 00:26:31,137
I was the ultimate doctor's wife.
597
00:26:31,241 --> 00:26:33,586
He had the hands, but I had the touch.
598
00:26:33,689 --> 00:26:35,103
With the chief,
599
00:26:35,206 --> 00:26:37,862
the other doctors and wives.
600
00:26:37,965 --> 00:26:41,137
I was Mrs. Dr. McBride.
601
00:26:41,138 --> 00:26:44,826
And I... and I felt like
I was losing a little bit more
602
00:26:44,827 --> 00:26:45,896
of myself every day.
603
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,050
So I... so I went to work.
604
00:26:47,137 --> 00:26:50,310
I... I opened my real estate venture,
605
00:26:50,413 --> 00:26:52,310
and that gave me back a part of myself.
606
00:26:52,413 --> 00:26:54,448
I was good at selling houses.
607
00:26:54,551 --> 00:26:56,827
It gave me something more than a
608
00:26:56,931 --> 00:27:00,275
than a... than an empty marriage with a
609
00:27:00,379 --> 00:27:02,724
string of meaningless affairs.
610
00:27:03,724 --> 00:27:05,931
And then you came along.
611
00:27:06,034 --> 00:27:07,084
[chuckles]
612
00:27:07,172 --> 00:27:08,827
Unexpected, exhilarating.
613
00:27:08,931 --> 00:27:13,068
I-I felt more alive than I have
in a... in a long time.
614
00:27:13,172 --> 00:27:15,482
You made me feel
615
00:27:15,586 --> 00:27:16,965
like an equal.
616
00:27:17,931 --> 00:27:19,241
Respected.
617
00:27:20,586 --> 00:27:21,862
Appreciated.
618
00:27:22,862 --> 00:27:25,827
I'm glad you feel all those things.
619
00:27:25,931 --> 00:27:27,482
You deserve to feel them.
620
00:27:28,482 --> 00:27:29,586
[sniffles]
621
00:27:31,793 --> 00:27:36,206
But you don't have to set fire
to your life to be with me.
622
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,275
Mom.
623
00:27:41,379 --> 00:27:43,241
Andre?
624
00:27:52,433 --> 00:27:54,516
[door closes]
625
00:27:54,517 --> 00:27:55,688
[Dani and Andre laughing]
626
00:27:55,689 --> 00:27:58,482
[Dani speaks indistinctly]
627
00:27:58,586 --> 00:28:02,931
DANI: Ready for our X-rated
Christmas card photo shoot?
628
00:28:03,034 --> 00:28:04,137
ANDRE: Almost.
629
00:28:04,241 --> 00:28:05,291
DANI: Let me catch up.
630
00:28:05,310 --> 00:28:07,655
How'd you get your clothes off so fast?
631
00:28:10,103 --> 00:28:12,206
Can I get a "ho ho ho"?
632
00:28:12,310 --> 00:28:13,482
ANDRE: Oh.
633
00:28:14,645 --> 00:28:16,723
No, no, no, no, no, no!
634
00:28:16,724 --> 00:28:18,448
Please just put something on!
635
00:28:18,551 --> 00:28:22,310
DANI: Chelseabear,
you can open your eyes.
636
00:28:24,275 --> 00:28:25,448
[sighs]
637
00:28:25,551 --> 00:28:27,310
What am I looking at?
638
00:28:27,311 --> 00:28:30,826
I thought we'd be celebrating
my good news right now.
639
00:28:30,827 --> 00:28:32,586
Why aren't you excited for me?
640
00:28:32,689 --> 00:28:36,758
Because I know my ex-uncle
a hell of a lot better than you.
641
00:28:36,862 --> 00:28:39,448
I've seen him operate my whole life.
642
00:28:39,551 --> 00:28:43,172
He broke my aunt's heart,
but he also broke Naomi's,
643
00:28:43,275 --> 00:28:46,413
who spent her whole life
wanting to be just like Bill.
644
00:28:46,517 --> 00:28:49,241
Her dad was her mentor,
645
00:28:49,344 --> 00:28:50,482
her lawyer goals.
646
00:28:50,586 --> 00:28:52,862
She idolized him.
647
00:28:52,965 --> 00:28:54,379
Just like you're doing now.
648
00:28:54,482 --> 00:28:56,689
And then Hayley happened.
649
00:28:56,793 --> 00:28:57,931
No.
650
00:28:58,034 --> 00:28:59,103
Bill happened.
651
00:29:00,137 --> 00:29:01,413
He had the vows.
652
00:29:01,517 --> 00:29:03,551
And if he would do that to his family,
653
00:29:03,655 --> 00:29:04,793
what'll he do to you?
654
00:29:04,896 --> 00:29:07,137
I never hero-worshipped Bill.
655
00:29:07,138 --> 00:29:09,447
That doesn't mean he isn't
a good boss and mentor
656
00:29:09,448 --> 00:29:11,206
or that he doesn't see my potential.
657
00:29:11,310 --> 00:29:16,034
Bill's not the only game
or law office in town.
658
00:29:16,137 --> 00:29:17,379
I'm not gonna throw away
659
00:29:17,482 --> 00:29:19,655
all the time I've invested into Bill's firm
660
00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:22,413
or the opportunities
that are finally coming my way.
661
00:29:22,517 --> 00:29:24,655
I got into law to be Bill Hamilton.
662
00:29:24,758 --> 00:29:26,793
- No.
- Yes.
663
00:29:26,896 --> 00:29:29,655
If you look beyond the affair
and the second marriage
664
00:29:29,758 --> 00:29:32,000
to the guy who came from nothing
665
00:29:32,103 --> 00:29:33,724
and acquired everything
666
00:29:33,827 --> 00:29:36,724
the money, the stature, the respect.
667
00:29:36,827 --> 00:29:39,517
But there are other ways to do that.
668
00:29:39,620 --> 00:29:42,448
Do you have any idea what it was like
669
00:29:42,551 --> 00:29:44,655
watching people
look down on my parents
670
00:29:44,656 --> 00:29:46,102
just because they were poor?
671
00:29:46,103 --> 00:29:48,068
Or seeing the way kids looked at me
672
00:29:48,172 --> 00:29:50,655
when I told them
I wanted to be a lawyer?
673
00:29:50,656 --> 00:29:53,309
I might as well have told them
I wanted to be LeBron James.
674
00:29:53,310 --> 00:29:54,931
[sighs] I know that.
675
00:29:55,034 --> 00:29:57,000
- But...
- Hearing the story and living it
676
00:29:57,103 --> 00:29:58,620
are two different things, Kat.
677
00:29:58,724 --> 00:30:01,068
I promised myself
there'd be no going back
678
00:30:01,172 --> 00:30:03,896
to being that kid who was disrespected,
679
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,344
teased, and dismissed.
680
00:30:06,448 --> 00:30:07,793
Look at me now.
681
00:30:07,896 --> 00:30:10,689
I'm this close to the promised land.
682
00:30:10,793 --> 00:30:13,517
But who will you be when you get there?
683
00:30:13,620 --> 00:30:15,551
That matters, Tomas.
684
00:30:15,655 --> 00:30:17,551
I'll be me.
685
00:30:17,655 --> 00:30:19,724
With you at my side.
686
00:30:19,827 --> 00:30:21,724
And I'll hold out my hand to my family
687
00:30:21,827 --> 00:30:23,517
and other Tomases out there
688
00:30:23,620 --> 00:30:25,965
who need someone
to take a chance on them,
689
00:30:26,068 --> 00:30:29,517
just like Bill is taking a chance on me.
690
00:30:32,413 --> 00:30:34,586
Hey, baby.
691
00:30:34,689 --> 00:30:36,551
Come here. Mmm.
692
00:30:36,552 --> 00:30:37,964
I thought I'd have to wait to get home
693
00:30:37,965 --> 00:30:39,586
to put my lips on yours.
694
00:30:39,689 --> 00:30:42,344
Oh, well, mine made me
circle back to my honey.
695
00:30:42,448 --> 00:30:44,344
Mm-hmm. And your nails?
696
00:30:44,448 --> 00:30:46,827
I decided to stick with the same color.
697
00:30:46,931 --> 00:30:49,517
But my fingers, toes,
698
00:30:49,620 --> 00:30:53,137
lips, and other parts would be happier
699
00:30:53,241 --> 00:30:55,206
someplace with palm trees.
700
00:30:55,310 --> 00:30:56,448
Soon, baby.
701
00:30:56,551 --> 00:30:58,206
[sighs] How soon?
702
00:30:58,310 --> 00:31:01,068
Well, it depends on what
you think of Lynette Wise.
703
00:31:02,103 --> 00:31:05,310
Oh, right. The case
that's delaying my rotation
704
00:31:05,413 --> 00:31:07,793
of teeny-weeny bikinis.
705
00:31:07,896 --> 00:31:10,306
Oh, nothing will get
in the way of those bikinis.
706
00:31:10,344 --> 00:31:12,655
- Mm.
- But... I don't know.
707
00:31:12,758 --> 00:31:15,103
Does she come across
as innocent to you?
708
00:31:16,137 --> 00:31:17,931
We barely spoke.
709
00:31:18,034 --> 00:31:20,448
I didn't really form an opinion.
710
00:31:20,551 --> 00:31:21,601
Huh.
711
00:31:21,689 --> 00:31:24,172
Well, you read everyone in seconds.
712
00:31:24,173 --> 00:31:26,412
I've never seen anyone
with your social prowess.
713
00:31:26,413 --> 00:31:29,655
Which is why I want you
on Lynette's case.
714
00:31:29,758 --> 00:31:32,103
After our island getaway, of course.
715
00:31:32,206 --> 00:31:33,620
Tomas will be taking lead.
716
00:31:34,965 --> 00:31:36,517
Okay.
717
00:31:37,724 --> 00:31:39,689
I want to test Tomas's mettle.
718
00:31:40,689 --> 00:31:42,827
- You object?
- In a big way.
719
00:31:42,931 --> 00:31:45,758
Instead of you concentrating
on our vacation,
720
00:31:45,862 --> 00:31:48,620
you're planning interoffice espionage.
721
00:31:48,724 --> 00:31:51,103
Well, I can read you, too.
722
00:31:51,206 --> 00:31:53,275
You don't want to spy on your friend.
723
00:32:00,241 --> 00:32:02,161
You don't believe I'm ready to move on?
724
00:32:02,172 --> 00:32:06,103
I believe that you're ready
to leap into where we're headed.
725
00:32:06,206 --> 00:32:08,793
And if you were alone, I would jump.
726
00:32:08,896 --> 00:32:11,482
But you're not.
You have Donnell and Deanna,
727
00:32:11,586 --> 00:32:13,146
and they're not where you're at.
728
00:32:13,206 --> 00:32:14,965
The kids?
729
00:32:15,068 --> 00:32:17,344
For you, your marriage
was long over, but
730
00:32:17,448 --> 00:32:20,620
they just lost their father.
731
00:32:20,724 --> 00:32:22,068
They need to mourn him.
732
00:32:22,172 --> 00:32:24,758
And the family.
733
00:32:24,862 --> 00:32:27,448
They can't lose you to me.
734
00:32:29,137 --> 00:32:31,103
I'm doing this for them.
735
00:32:32,103 --> 00:32:34,393
Donnell wasn't just crushed
by Doug's death
736
00:32:34,482 --> 00:32:37,620
but by the secret life he kept from him.
737
00:32:37,724 --> 00:32:39,137
I...
738
00:32:39,241 --> 00:32:42,310
I want my kids to know me. All of me.
739
00:32:42,413 --> 00:32:44,482
I don't want to lie to them about us.
740
00:32:45,517 --> 00:32:48,379
What if they're not ready
for the truth of us?
741
00:32:48,482 --> 00:32:49,620
- What then?
- Well,
742
00:32:49,724 --> 00:32:51,827
there's no good answer, is there?
743
00:32:52,862 --> 00:32:55,724
I am damned if I do
and damned if I don't.
744
00:32:55,827 --> 00:32:57,137
But
745
00:32:57,241 --> 00:33:00,275
there's no one else
I would rather be damned with.
746
00:33:01,310 --> 00:33:04,080
You are the answer to the
longing I've had my whole life.
747
00:33:04,103 --> 00:33:06,758
I-I don't know where I'd be without you.
748
00:33:12,034 --> 00:33:13,896
I'm not going anywhere.
749
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:15,862
[shudders]
750
00:33:19,413 --> 00:33:21,206
It won't be easy.
751
00:33:21,310 --> 00:33:23,517
There'll be internal conflicts to face.
752
00:33:23,620 --> 00:33:25,482
With criminal cases,
753
00:33:25,586 --> 00:33:27,241
I might have to do things
754
00:33:27,344 --> 00:33:30,448
and represent people that offend
my moral sensibilities.
755
00:33:30,551 --> 00:33:35,103
But I'll find a way to combine
my ambition with my compassion.
756
00:33:35,206 --> 00:33:38,172
But why would you put yourself
in that position?
757
00:33:38,275 --> 00:33:40,034
Life's too short to be miserable.
758
00:33:40,137 --> 00:33:42,034
To grow, to learn.
759
00:33:42,137 --> 00:33:44,206
But do you have to do that with Bill?
760
00:33:44,310 --> 00:33:47,172
I mean, look at Naomi.
761
00:33:47,275 --> 00:33:49,620
She decided to hang her own shingle
762
00:33:49,724 --> 00:33:51,275
and go independent.
763
00:33:51,379 --> 00:33:54,862
She's helping people while
also making a name for herself.
764
00:33:54,965 --> 00:33:58,172
Naomi has the Dupree connections
765
00:33:58,275 --> 00:34:01,034
and probably a trust fund to fall back on.
766
00:34:01,137 --> 00:34:03,827
I paid for college
by serving in the military.
767
00:34:03,931 --> 00:34:07,931
My family sacrificed
every step of the way.
768
00:34:08,034 --> 00:34:10,172
If I let up even for a second,
769
00:34:10,275 --> 00:34:12,413
I betray that sacrifice.
770
00:34:12,517 --> 00:34:14,586
I can see that. But...
771
00:34:14,689 --> 00:34:16,517
You kept your job with your dad
772
00:34:16,620 --> 00:34:20,137
until you knew
ChelseaKat could support itself.
773
00:34:20,241 --> 00:34:21,655
Think of the time I'd lose,
774
00:34:21,758 --> 00:34:24,068
time I've already spent in Bill's firm,
775
00:34:24,172 --> 00:34:27,620
if I went out on my own
to start from nothing.
776
00:34:27,724 --> 00:34:29,586
I can't take that loss.
777
00:34:30,689 --> 00:34:32,689
I'm all in with Bill Hamilton.
778
00:34:32,793 --> 00:34:34,965
? Christ the Lord. ?
779
00:34:35,068 --> 00:34:36,758
Your partner in crime?
780
00:34:36,862 --> 00:34:40,172
Your fake lover the one time
you tried to make me jealous.
781
00:34:40,275 --> 00:34:42,551
You want me to spy on Tomas?
782
00:34:42,655 --> 00:34:44,000
What do you say?
783
00:34:45,034 --> 00:34:48,103
Tomas has been good to us.
784
00:34:48,206 --> 00:34:52,241
But having someone check your
work's the price of admission,
785
00:34:52,344 --> 00:34:54,448
like when he spied on the review board.
786
00:34:54,551 --> 00:34:56,758
Mm-hmm. That's my baby.
787
00:34:56,862 --> 00:34:59,517
Besides, you know,
I can learn a thing or two
788
00:34:59,620 --> 00:35:01,896
from your lady embezzler.
789
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:05,655
Like how not to get caught
when I fleece you
790
00:35:05,758 --> 00:35:07,206
for all you're worth.
791
00:35:07,310 --> 00:35:09,344
[laughing]
792
00:35:09,448 --> 00:35:11,758
[chuckling]
793
00:35:14,034 --> 00:35:16,965
- You aren't supposed to be here.
- Serves you right.
794
00:35:17,068 --> 00:35:18,931
Did your little bird text you
795
00:35:18,932 --> 00:35:20,895
to tell you
we were at your grandparents'?
796
00:35:20,896 --> 00:35:22,586
- Oh, I was just...
- You know
797
00:35:22,689 --> 00:35:25,310
Rowena was my sneak
long before she was yours.
798
00:35:25,413 --> 00:35:26,896
What am I, six?
799
00:35:26,897 --> 00:35:29,964
Why would I need to sneak into
your house to look for presents?
800
00:35:29,965 --> 00:35:33,344
We are still kids at heart, Chelseabear.
801
00:35:33,448 --> 00:35:36,218
If your mother could,
she would sneak into your studio
802
00:35:36,310 --> 00:35:37,690
every day before Christmas
803
00:35:37,691 --> 00:35:39,688
to help you look for your Elf on the Shelf.
804
00:35:39,689 --> 00:35:40,861
DANI: He knows me so well.
805
00:35:40,862 --> 00:35:42,792
And you're not gonna find your presents,
806
00:35:42,793 --> 00:35:43,862
so just give up.
807
00:35:43,965 --> 00:35:45,724
Making no promises.
808
00:35:45,725 --> 00:35:47,964
Did you figure out
the holiday sketch with Gran?
809
00:35:47,965 --> 00:35:50,517
Have you noticed
anything different about her?
810
00:35:50,620 --> 00:35:54,517
She's just as fierce and
fabulous as she always is. Why?
811
00:35:54,620 --> 00:35:56,620
A couple things she said.
812
00:35:56,724 --> 00:35:57,931
She seemed
813
00:35:58,896 --> 00:35:59,946
a little cryptic.
814
00:35:59,965 --> 00:36:01,965
ANDRE: Huh. Maybe
815
00:36:01,966 --> 00:36:04,343
she was trying to work you
for her Christmas gift.
816
00:36:04,344 --> 00:36:06,793
Probably. I mean,
she's the one who taught me.
817
00:36:06,794 --> 00:36:07,895
- Hmm.
- Mm.
818
00:36:07,896 --> 00:36:08,946
Nah.
819
00:36:09,034 --> 00:36:11,896
I may have been my daddy's girl,
820
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,896
but I'm my mother's woman.
821
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:17,206
She'd tell me to trust my instincts.
822
00:36:17,310 --> 00:36:18,689
Something's off.
823
00:36:18,793 --> 00:36:20,827
Captioning sponsored by CBS.
824
00:36:26,068 --> 00:36:30,034
Captioned by Media Access
Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org
825
00:36:30,084 --> 00:36:34,634
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
58915
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.