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Hey, this is Fred.
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Hey.
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Come on in.
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We've got to complete this thing.
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Let's see what we've got here.
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down. Y 'all can go down first.
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Ha, broke my candy cane.
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You fucking bitch, I'll break yours.
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Humbug.
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You're the good thing.
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Whatever.
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You're nasty, but we're friends. Get
over it.
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Nice. Stop!
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No!
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It's tradition.
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Stop it!
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No!
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Stop it!
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Well, she's my step -sister, so we're
not even really related. No, you're
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Oh, no.
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It's just a joke. It's Christmas, so
let's get all fucking holly jolly
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For God's sake.
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Chill out. It's just a Christmas prank.
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It doesn't matter. We're just sick.
We're related. We're brother and sister.
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Come on.
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You're just my step -sister.
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It doesn't matter. We're sister. We're
related. Come on.
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No, too serious.
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Come on. I just finished my hot
chocolate.
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They're being gross.
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I do.
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So, I mean, I want to do another
breakup.
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What do you think?
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Maybe it would be funny if, like, we
gave them a gift box with, like, our
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in it or something.
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Be like, I made it just for you.
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I don't know. It's wrecking my brain
trying to figure it out.
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What if we give them a present that
they'll never forget?
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I'm hoping, yeah.
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We should put our dick in the box.
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Maybe we could get in their box if we
do.
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Not a bad idea.
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You thought of that?
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Yeah.
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But you actually kind of think that I
think I might have a much, much better
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idea, though. What?
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What if we gave them our dick?
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You see, that's a way better idea, man.
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What do you think? I should have fucking
thought of that. It's okay. It's okay.
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That's what I'm here for, you know?
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I've always come up with these great
ideas.
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Don't fuck your way, man.
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Good job, Nikki Einstein.
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This looks so good. You did a really
good job.
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Thank you. I would like to smile.
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Well,
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I just have to say I'm so sorry for all
the situation that happened.
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No, I'm sorry about my brother. He's
just gross.
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But it has been a little bit.
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Oh, like, it was kind of fun.
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Well, yeah. I just have to say, like,
the policy situation for me was a little
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bit hard because they, like, they have,
like, not the hard time.
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I mean, I don't blame them, though,
because you have a really nice ass.
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Yeah, really?
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Yeah. Thank you.
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Thank you. I mean, I know, but it's
always good to be complimented.
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Yeah. I mean, you can touch it if you
want.
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I mean, okay.
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These buttons are crazy.
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Yeah, I love it. It's so cute, though.
What's it say?
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Bear cheese?
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See, I know what my brother's talking
about.
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Yeah, I mean do you want to see it more?
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Do you like it? I love it. I thought it
was great for Christmas. It's amazing.
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Thank you.
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Oh my
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gosh
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They're so nice.
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Thank you.
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Yes, they are.
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I mean, I wonder what yours look like
compared to mine, though. Really? I
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we can... Oh, you want to compare them?
A little bit.
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Oh,
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that is so cute.
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Do you like it? Yeah. It's red.
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It's perfect for Christmas.
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You have really, really nice boobs.
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Oh my gosh, thank you. Yeah, they're
really perky.
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Look at that.
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Yeah.
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And look, favorite color, favorite
color.
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I mean, I have so much. I know.
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I have three hours in this room.
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We have nice boobies, right?
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I think so, yeah.
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Can I say something?
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Yeah.
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They're going to like this surprise.
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What do you want, weirdos?
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No hot chocolate for us? Really?
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No, what y 'all did? No.
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Of course not.
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Well, you better put those hot
chocolates down because we're going to
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hands for these gifts we got here.
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What is it?
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We have a surprise to make up for it. Is
it car keys?
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It's not a car, but we can definitely
ride it.
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Is it a scooter?
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Not quite.
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Is it a bunny?
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Something like that.
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Is it a... Puppy.
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Come find out. Yeah, why don't you both
get out of your knees, close your eyes,
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and you'll find out.
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Oh my gosh, is there a new pen for my
iPad?
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You can open your eyes now.
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Oh no. You're my brother.
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This is so gross. Oh my gosh, I don't
want to see it.
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Oh my gosh.
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You're so gross.
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No, you're gross as fuck.
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Our parents could come home. Yeah, what
are you going to do?
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What are you going to do if they come?
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You don't like our surprise?
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No. We worked hard to make this for you.
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No, oh my gosh, no, I can't.
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We were saying we were really horny.
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But I'm not going to suck my own
brother's cock. I don't want my brother
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later.
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Why don't we just...
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Maybe you guys should switch.
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Yeah, I think we should switch.
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Oh my gosh, you're
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disgusting, guys.
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Or just enjoy your presents.
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We work hard for these.
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So hard.
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Think of it like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're going to get.
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You're disgusting.
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Oh, no. This box, you got cock.
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Cock with.
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Hot caca.
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Could
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she
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be any louder?
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I can't do this.
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You know, it's never polite to receive a
gift and speak ill of it.
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You want to really seem grateful.
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Oh my gosh, you're so perfect.
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This is a Merry Christmas.
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Very, very Merry Christmas.
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How's that hot cock look there, Sid?
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Don't talk to me when your dick is out.
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I bet she does. She's a grade A
classified
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whore.
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That's rude.
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Says the girl with my buddy's dick in
her hand.
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Whatever. Oh my god.
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Do you have a point?
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Two points. Mine and his.
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I'm just so excited they kept.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, Merry Christmas.
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You know, I'm kind of half -sucking my
dick with that Santa hat on.
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Oh, yeah.
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I'm trying to work here.
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Me too.
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Wait.
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Okay.
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We're going to do it, but don't look at
us.
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Just look away.
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Yeah.
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What a fucking jolly holiday it is.
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Best Christmas ever.
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It just might be.
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Your sister is super pretty.
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Can't deck the walls with all these
clothes on.
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It's gonna be very...
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Oh, fuck.
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Fuck.
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Oh,
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yeah, stop. Just like that.
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Yeah, fuck.
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Oh, shit.
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To the season of giving.
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They are giving some great head.
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Your sister is amazing.
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La la la la la.
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Shit.
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Oh, wait.
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Ugh, your fish is big.
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Ugh, your fish is like balls. I
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bet it didn't
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taste all that bad in the dish.
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Shut up.
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Yeah. Uh -huh.
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Nah.
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We should probably move on to something
a little more adventurous.
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Yes. Again, it is a season of giving.
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Boy, now you have to get up from there.
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Fuck my boy's dick.
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Get on with it.
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Oh, my God, your brother has a big dick.
Oh, fuck.
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Shut up. I don't want to hear that.
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Jeez, you are fucking tight.
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You're such a slut.
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Oh, fuck.
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Think of it as a candy cane or something
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