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Cool. Don't bogart my log, dude.
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Well, why did you enlist if you didn't
want your breasts fondled?
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Yeah, really.
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Ahoy, weather fans. Captain Dick Jackman
here at the News Center Weather
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Console. My trusty radar tells me
there's a line of tornadoes forming in
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western... I'll have devastation footage
at 6 plus the preschooler of the week.
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Whoa.
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We're there, dude.
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Yeah.
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Where? The trailer park, dumbass.
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Oh, yeah.
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Tornadoes are cool.
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Yeah.
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Now we're getting somewhere.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Now we're getting somewhere.
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Even the old dude is cool.
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I like the tornado.
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Almost
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everything
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in this video is cool.
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What do you mean, almost?
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What else do you want?
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Well, it'd be pretty cool if somebody
puked.
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Oh, let it be done.
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Check it out, Beavis.
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Disgusting.
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You asked for it, dude.
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Yeah, but I didn't ask for blood in it.
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That was beyond the limits of good
taste.
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Tornadoes are cool. They can drive
matches through a two -by -four.
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Yeah.
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A tornado could smash a poodle's face
with a brick.
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Yeah. It could suck a man's heart out of
his chest and show it to him before he
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dies. Yeah.
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It could, like, pick up a phone booth
and move it five miles away and then put
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it back without scratching it.
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Hey, Steven, check out that trailer.
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Hi, I'm Lolita, and this is Tiger Ray.
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Since we're all about to die, we were
wondering if you guys would like to be
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last boyfriends on Earth.
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Uh,
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okay.
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Great. Let's go inside.
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I'm getting a wardrobe.
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Yeah.
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Hey, baby.
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Wanna... This sucks.
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We were gonna do it.
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You mean I was gonna do it. You were
just gonna spank your monkey.
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You wish, dill weed.
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What's this?
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This sucks.
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Yeah, it sucks.
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What is this?
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What is this butt munch doing on the
stage?
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You got a backstage pass, sir?
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Yeah, yeah.
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saying balls and normally that would be
pretty cool yeah but under these
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circumstances it sucks yeah usually
demolition and destruction is pretty
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too but i don't know it's like here it
just like it falls flat yeah yeah i
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think even if they had some fire in this
video it would still suck
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Check it out. It's Crocus coming to kick
their ass.
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Yeah, yeah.
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It's the night of the living bands that
suck.
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Hey,
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butthead,
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do you think those two chicks are alive?
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Of course not, ass munch.
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They would have tried to find us by now.
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Yeah.
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Hi,
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I'm Lolita, and this is Tanqueray.
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A couple of skis may be trying to follow
us. Can we stay with you guys for a
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while?
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Whoa. She's one of those grubby girls.
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Yeah, yeah.
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She wants me.
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Yeah.
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Me too.
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Whoa.
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She just had sex?
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Yeah. Why don't they show that?
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Yeah. She said she just had sex.
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It wasn't with any of those guys.
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If this video had some explosions, it
would be the coolest video ever.
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Yeah. If the music was cool, too. Oh,
yeah. And they'd have to have some,
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better singing.
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Yeah. And not those guys.
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Yeah. Then it would rule.
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It's that chick from Family Ties.
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Yeah. This is really noisy.
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Yeah. Noise.
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This
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chick
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is weird.
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This chick's mouth is crooked.
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Why is it crooked?
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I don't know.
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The name
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of this song is 50 -Foot Queenie.
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I'd like a 50 -foot queenie.
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I'd like a 50 -foot weenie.
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