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Cool. Don't bogart my log, dude.

Well, why did you enlist if you didn't want your breasts fondled?

Yeah, really.

Ahoy, weather fans. Captain Dick Jackman here at the News Center Weather

Console. My trusty radar tells me there's a line of tornadoes forming in

western... I'll have devastation footage at 6 plus the preschooler of the week.

Whoa.

We're there, dude.

Yeah.

Where? The trailer park, dumbass.

Oh, yeah.

Tornadoes are cool.

Yeah.

Now we're getting somewhere.

Yeah, yeah.

Now we're getting somewhere.

Even the old dude is cool.

I like the tornado.

Almost

everything

in this video is cool.

What do you mean, almost?

What else do you want?

Well, it'd be pretty cool if somebody puked.

Oh, let it be done.

Check it out, Beavis.

Disgusting.

You asked for it, dude.

Yeah, but I didn't ask for blood in it.

That was beyond the limits of good taste.

Tornadoes are cool. They can drive matches through a two -by -four.

Yeah.

A tornado could smash a poodle's face with a brick.

Yeah. It could suck a man's heart out of his chest and show it to him before he

dies. Yeah.

It could, like, pick up a phone booth and move it five miles away and then put

it back without scratching it.

Hey, Steven, check out that trailer.

Hi, I'm Lolita, and this is Tiger Ray.

Since we're all about to die, we were wondering if you guys would like to be

last boyfriends on Earth.

Uh,

okay.

Great. Let's go inside.

I'm getting a wardrobe.

Yeah.

Hey, baby.

Wanna... This sucks.

We were gonna do it.

You mean I was gonna do it. You were just gonna spank your monkey.

You wish, dill weed.

What's this?

This sucks.

Yeah, it sucks.

What is this?

What is this butt munch doing on the stage?

You got a backstage pass, sir?

Yeah, yeah.

saying balls and normally that would be pretty cool yeah but under these

circumstances it sucks yeah usually demolition and destruction is pretty

too but i don't know it's like here it just like it falls flat yeah yeah i

think even if they had some fire in this video it would still suck

Check it out. It's Crocus coming to kick their ass.

Yeah, yeah.

It's the night of the living bands that suck.

Hey,

butthead,

do you think those two chicks are alive?

Of course not, ass munch.

They would have tried to find us by now.

Yeah.

Hi,

I'm Lolita, and this is Tanqueray.

A couple of skis may be trying to follow us. Can we stay with you guys for a

while?

Whoa. She's one of those grubby girls.

Yeah, yeah.

She wants me.

Yeah.

Me too.

Whoa.

She just had sex?

Yeah. Why don't they show that?

Yeah. She said she just had sex.

It wasn't with any of those guys.

If this video had some explosions, it would be the coolest video ever.

Yeah. If the music was cool, too. Oh, yeah. And they'd have to have some,

better singing.

Yeah. And not those guys.

Yeah. Then it would rule.

It's that chick from Family Ties.

Yeah. This is really noisy.

Yeah. Noise.

This

chick

is weird.

This chick's mouth is crooked.

Why is it crooked?

I don't know.

The name

of this song is 50 -Foot Queenie.

I'd like a 50 -foot queenie.

I'd like a 50 -foot weenie.