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heritage

can come true it can happen to you if

you're a young

for it's hard you will find to be narrow

of mine

if you're a young

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you can go to extremes with impossible

schemes you can laugh when your dreams

fall apart at the seams and life gets

more exciting with each passing day and

love is either in your heart or on its

way don't you know that it's worth every

treasure on earth to be young at home

for as rich as you are it's much better

by far

to be young at heart

and if you should survive to a hundred

and five

look at all you'll derive out of being

alive and here is the best part you have

a head start if you are among the very

young

at home

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call it next week I'll take the black

corner

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crackitus thank you welcome

Oman the fight good night Laurie good

night Laurie night that good night it

just care to join me

no thanks what are you guys stop eating

I'm hungry

still hmm don't you know it's very bad

for UT just before you go to bed I know

it oh honey got here

right on the white night they're home

early

oh no why I don't know you know one

thing I love about Bob Neary he's such a

gentleman

I love the way he jumps out of a car and

holds a door open

Jesse path well it happened tonight

we're engaged so what you I'm engaged

you're 87 dates the biggest probably the

most vulgar Thailand a hundred carats at

least told Lisa release that was exactly

what happened well I guess I was just

looking my most beautiful but with

Larry's dress and Amy's brooch I could

see he was uh I was my idea to go out on

the terrace during the dance Franny said

all I am all I ever hope to be

then he just stood there and looked and

looked

well he looked a little bad well he is

fat oh isn't that nice the biggest thing

I've ever seen wrong what's the matter

pop nothing you are happy aren't you

well I am if you are

of course I am natural she's happy I

just think he's the biggest real estate

operator in Panay

he's rebuilt half this town and he's

coming to dinner tomorrow night

Oh Jesse Wednesday Wayne Ranney Oh June

I guess well there goes our quartet

unless Jesse takes up the harp this is

your sister your ten year sister

remember you have to get another harp

player now doesn't have the advantage

analogies oh I know just the best linen

the best silver the best place well that

must be Bob Huggins well Jess it has to

be done tomorrow night is faceook love

done for Bob how just wonderfully

everybody's so excited yes everybody but

a little envious naturally goes up up

but can I say it made me the happiest

oh don't be foolish I go on the diet

with you

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hmm you think she really loves him he's

gonna marry him no I mean we have seven

days you can happen it can happen the

first time you see someone look I know

they write it and sing about it in songs

and all that stuff but don't tell me you

buy it you're young you can afford to be

cynical you where did you get my age

you'll turn romantic again now that's a

nice thing to say after I had

practically brought you up didn't I had

the measles and the mumps the same time

you did out of sheer companionship you

character you gave them to me I shared

there's a difference anyway I kind of

envy friend even if she has talked

herself into it it's got to be a good

feeling

what do you say we make a deal hmm

double dynamic double what double

wedding

look let me find two guys with a good

sense of humor that always helps

it's one thing I've got to have when I

get back that's a nice you know that's

the trouble with most of the marriages I

have seen any no no collapse

or or we end up all Maison the all you

and me deal

I asked you a question is it a deal I

don't know you wait a minute what you

wouldn't be holding out oh sure you know

there isn't anyone who lives there any

the romantic plumber Porter you know

something what I like it's pretty yes

really isn't fair como Pomerania but

what would you call him well he's the

boss he doesn't go out on jobs anymore

since he owns the store only reason he

comes around here to fix things is

because of you and you know it that

likes thanks something no he's in the

disposal now it's been working on it for

three weeks and isn't fixed yet oh well

Ernie notwithstanding after looking this

town over I'd say that the Tuttle family

was sure 100 main - we made a deal

remember

can't you just hear people saying why am

i there go the title girls now a couple

of whispers and mothers been together

nayana 60 years now good night Laurie

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smiling the door open please

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Thanks ix is dressed up for dream

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and on the middle

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the star falls out

in the afternoon the wind embraces the

well the Ivy clings to the tree

my arms are wherever awful pretty fix

the sink

yes

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well where's lovely really lovely I have

one criticism however Oh naturally if

you were just look at the conductor you

know once in a while like this anarchist

or no matter how small should have only

one voice right you idiots you're all

idiots how three such beautiful curls

can make three such horrible sound I

don't know your blood pressure it's my

blood pressure you're my sister not my

doctor

no sure Amy you're wanted in the kitchen

you won't leave and you're satisfied

with his work thank you

that urn you say I've got to get the

work goodbye sweetie goodbye

where's my hat oh hey where are you

going upstairs to get beautiful for

tonight

it'll take seven hours face it pop what

you gave me to start with it'll take all

of seven hours where's my briefcase I

left it right here

you left it upstairs huh get that's

funny I could have sworn I left it right

in that chair

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well you bet BAM

that's as far as I could get it Amy I'll

replace it with new unity Thanks

you look at you and look at those hands

oh you shouldn't go out on jobs like

this with a shirt and tie and a wall you

have men in overalls and you pay them

how much jobs anymore Amy believe me

just this one because it's on the way to

work because I know when you better wash

up now you're gonna sell any of those

nice white refrigerators today you

better look the part

sure not they're upstairs

sure ready huh take your coat off before

you wash your hands

oh yeah hurry up

Laurie oh hello my hand that's good I

guess

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when you go ahead mothers are more

important than fathers any day just like

you said Laurie right on the front lawn

no shame no dignity correction hey

number nine the last as usual that runt

of the litter oh that's awful yep yep

yep life begins in frustration

well mr. Richfield congratulations thank

you you know I just can't thank you

enough I don't know don't mentions your

problems are just beginning

one too many came to dinner countable

Oh see oh dear well what'll I do

bottle feeding bottle feed the me have a

very busy housewife I've got a large

house - yeah I know I don't feed them or

if you're up to it you can drown him

drown him easy easy you're a late comer

and you call yourself a vet you're

supposed to save lives not destroyed I'm

not a vet why don't feed him a drowning

you can't do that mrs. Richfield please

let me take care well I've always wanted

you to have the best in the mizzen lolly

of course you wanted a large dog and he

is the diff listen I changed my mind I

want to have number nine he's yours well

that's settled

ole miss um Tuttle your bottle feed him

huh yes I'll battle Fenian good tedlar

hey that's our Gregory Tuttle's daughter

oh yes he is

she lives right next door you know I

don't know how to thank you for your

help I don't know what I would have

don't mention mr. Richfield you call on

me anytime you have a litter and I will

thank you cute old puppy is he oh now

wait a minute I was serious about one

dog look like the kind of a boy wanna

drown a puppy

well do I not really shake I'm an old

friend of the family

yeah yeah why never saw you before in my

life well I was a slight exaggeration

what I mean is my father went to school

with your father he did yeah

my name is Burke Alex Burke huh my name

is taro Lori at all hey turtle

hi um in this pocket I have a letter to

your father is he home I just missed him

he's on his way to the Music Foundation

he's the Dean of Faculty day yes

wonderful and the other part gotta have

a letter to the president of the

foundation could you tell how to get

there do black sea's to the corner of

Lamont there you are with the foundation

know the traffic good I want to get it

there'll be a policeman there and he'll

tell you the rest of the way

yeah by the way what are you having for

dinner tonight hmm

um roaster why dad wonderful it's my

favorite you know something

I'd say what were the pups and dinner

tonight this is about the third or

fourth happiest day of my life but

nobody asked you to come today

your father will I'll see to it Oh I

bought those bottle feedings for the

first six weeks to every night when at

2:00 a.m. the other 6:00 a.m. I'll see

you

oh don't send an extra place no bother

he won't even be here you wanna fit that

doesn't mean he'll be invited to do it

look not only will he come to dinner but

he'll tell us where to sit oh he'll do

the carving Oh fine dominate the

conversation completely you won't get

one word in and I'll bet he has two

desserts Oh

my impression of mr. Burke he sounds

like a vacuum cleaner salesman

open the door tied well you girls are

going to have to share because I'll be

devoting my charms exclusively to Bob

barri

here comes pop and alone I don't believe

it

well I'll be

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your house mr. Burke are you looking for

paper boy I generally tries to lose it

in this bush

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how they doing fine a great boys I got a

feeling mrs. richfield's gonna spend a

sleepless night dogs but if they keep me

awake it's your fault they will with the

not only loud a little off pitch kinda

like German ops your father was a great

man and a great musician now what would

he say if he knew that you had Midwife

the litter of pups and worse yet

disparage father I father taught me to

love dogs and Mozart maybe not in that

order

Wow really mr. tall I don't understand

your affection for that word I'm gonna

have you thanks oh I don't

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something's wrong here hi amber

hello well did I exaggerate no they're

pretty all very pretty

uh hey pop won't you mind introduces oh

of course I'm sorry girls this is Alex

Burke he's full of opinions just one of

which is that he could write good music

on a time schedule he's opinionated he's

conceited he's arrogant and

disrespectful but I like it say how

about that big buildup you said you were

gonna give me a I changed my mind

Oh aren't you gonna mention my talent we

talked about all the way home remember

but they only have to look at you to see

that you have no talent I'm Fran and you

look talented to me whatever you do

thank you I compose I'm Amy what do you

compose anything and everything in other

words trash

ignore him at the moment I've given up

tone poems work on a musical ready yeah

for the theater in New York is it for

next season New York or they guess I

make season and that depends on the

efficiency of the producer he's give me

a very generous advance in return for

which I shall deliver in a complete and

delightful scored exactly 9:00 a.m. the

morning of September 1 hope I hope did a

production you can see is his problem

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Oh Oh then its pleasure hey I thought

you said you had three daughters he had

business Alex Burke son of my old friend

and Jesse happy to know you and Jesse

after all that depends on you let's put

it this way a lot depends on your dinner

tonight

what well all the way home I've been

toying with your brother's very generous

invitation aboard in room with this

happy family

don't get too enthusiastic it's not

decided yet as a musician

ordinarily I don't care where I sleep

Patti Park Bench what have you but about

cuisine I'm a stickler now just a moment

everyone you all know the president of

the foundation tough customer right all

right

cold-blooded type ice water in his veins

pop this young man

talked him into giving him a job at the

foundation the argument being he needed

the income while they worked on this

Broadway opera he says he's going to

write and what's more he did it in just

seven minutes

correction ten minutes I attended oh but

that included the introductions and the

goodbyes well what do you want me to do

after all I have some affection for his

father um somebody else expected yeah

Bob Neary Oh Bob Neary good friend

friend

Bob oh excuse me

well hello Bob hello Fran drove around

the block twice didn't want to be too

early you're just in time

well hi everybody bye Amy laureate area

Bob Alex Burke is my name glad to know

ya nice to know you Alex flowers

Francesca no doubt AB hey thank you

thank you Bob

well we might as well sit down we're all

hungry roast duck tonight I know that

you and Fran want to be to get this

wrench who sits right over there huh

but I know where I said thanks Amy you

said you're worried you're over here I'm

in between you and me you get two again

Jesse thank you go maybe start oh sure

thank you hmm Jesse

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here's what I call a clam come on boy

that's a but come on come on there we go

that's a good boy

that's enough exercise for one day we

just sit here with me for a while and

we'll read why that water surely is good

Suzanne I like the sweater uh-huh

what's that it's an a for Alex no I

don't mean this what's this

Oh notes musical notes oh oh okay like a

monogram that's right I get a sweater

home a mean but it's not white but you'd

like you to sew a monogram on it

yeah sure would what Jamie what do we

use instead of notes oh yeah

what could be use what he read

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under Oh birdie well I'll think about in

a while

you call that music turn the thing off

so hits on pop yeah when I hear the

words no good I'm ready willing and able

and honey now it's up to you so lay your

cards on the table and tell me what you

plan to do already I'm able and willing

to join you in a little fun but I won't

take second billing I've got to be your

number one I'm ready to give you my

heart beat I'm willing to hand you the

key and I'm able to say from the start

deep it's never belong to anyone else

but me young and able so if you wanna

love it's true just lay your cards on

the table

cuz honey now it's up to you check the

Chow already

oh yeah should know I'm ready baby um

well oh yes you know I'm willin baby

oh yes you know a baby now I stayed in

my condition I got lots of ammunition

ready with Atlanta Mabel

so if you want a true

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where have you been

I had to go up the beach a half on mile

before you find any wood that was dry

cheat I I'm bushed it's finished that's

fast work let's have a look at it hey

that's what I call a good job thank you

Amy

from now on you do all my sewing anytime

right how do you like it aunt Jessie oh

it's beautiful now have you kids want

some dinner

you better get some more plans more

clams coming up what about a tunnel I

with you Burke

hey you two you're supposed to be

digging how's the elbows and bottoms

dear

when I race to the bar let's go on your

mark get de Pablo's minute will ya

you know I wonder why somebody hasn't

thought about it before what not buying

the stripper beach tearing down all

those bungalows up on the highway and

putting up some hotels all string up Oh

Bob you know come to think of it it's

not a bad idea that's what they got down

Miami

I know but whoever heard of a string of

hotels along the beach in Connecticut

that's why it's a good idea you know if

I could buy it in your name they even be

a better idea

Fran I consider it if you'd only set a

date for our wedding we've only got a

couple more weeks you can still become a

June bride let me have the summer Bob

we'll talk about at the farm huh okay

how would you like a good big drink of

water I'm big enough now I can deal with

you if you can make more cons than I

can't attend minutes you can throw it

okay it's a deal

1 2 3 4

I give up city boy you win

of course I was six Laurene what there's

something I'd like to say no yeah

there's the male clam and the female

plant

no I always thought this is the male a

female clams any crime in fighting with

his mouth open you know I want to do is

give you this

I hope you like it

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read it

for our girl from me and number nine

wagon oh I love it

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hold me hold me anywhere tonight it was

meant to me

thrill me with your charm your lips

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never letting

suddenly I've never

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with every kiss my hand screen this is

the moment I've waited

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to night is only the beginning me in

your arm

forever more

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thrill me with your child

your lips

never let me go

suddenly

I've never with every kiss

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tonight is only the beginning me in your

own

forever

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got a class at 3:00 you coming I got a

half hour yet I'm waiting for Barneys

slump Oh

piano player I know I just gonna help me

arrange this you stole from the right

composers you wouldn't need an arranger

if he said Oh when's he due this iana

player right now Mike is there for a

week I may not get it at all

I thought only trombone players drank

Barney doesn't drink he's a little

unpredictable well that's an ideal

collaboration unpredictable score

unpredictable arranger yeah I see it

foundation yeah

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I got it hey hi come in come in glad to

see you huh did you have a tough time

finding the place figures rug on the

floor

piano smell it cooking from the kitchen

homes like these are the backbone of the

nation where's the spinning wheel shut

up did you miss the train I ignored the

train I why I sent you the fare five

bucks I bet it on a horse

well I could have bought for seven a

lovely name

but for the life of me I can't remember

it you know you're late by an able to

forget it if I don't get out of here

I'll be late I got a class at the

foundation three-two forum Oh

incidentally I got you that job we

talked about attractive surroundings I'm

sure it's a joint but it's convenient

downtown you'll play piano and you'll

sing salaries small tips on a plate

tips on a plate every little bit helps

yeah it's no better no worse than job

you had in New York different class of

people maybe yeah

suburban drunks they don't listen either

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when I get back to that we'll work out

something about a room plenty of

boarding houses around shouldn't be too

difficult

meanwhile the music must be lousy you

wouldn't be here if it weren't

you're too efficient you can start

wherever you want I've got some of the

overture and I finished four of the

songs you print nice

we'll need look Barney I gotta take off

the same thing you need those rolling

out in the kitchen introduce yourself

names aunt Jessie I know the type so

long see you

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no bra I know you might be a burglar

the designs on the piano Alex told me

introduce myself

name's Bonnie Sloane you must be an and

something Jesse yes name fits running

with the curtains good I lamp right

don't mess take you mom my name came

first cables came after what type and I

you gruff voice hiding a soft hot type

with a sweet simple land sakes alive I

smell something burning in the kitchen

type you know Alex should have prepared

me for you

would you like a cup of tea yeah I threw

in a couple of cake she wouldn't have

checked would you could you know I

haven't eaten since yesterday afternoon

I'm the Nair sighted you can't hide a

thing for me talk about I see well you

needn't look so noble tea is just a

little hot water I'll put the kettle on

let you know what I think about you

later

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hi hi

home early did you get everything I

think so good got a surprise for you

really mm-hmm

I could use one right about now we're so

packed in that market I didn't think I'd

ever get waiter

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surprise whoo friend of Alex's I'm

making him some tea just a little hot

water it's one of Alex's songs isn't it

mm-hmm

I like what he's doing with it

hey get set

you're in for something

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it sounds wonderful you a friend of

Alex's we know each other I orchestrated

stuff my name is Laurie

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I am live here you got a cigarette

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you scared it

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now I know why they gave me this box of

matches when I bought

stubborn ID

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Thanks

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one of Alex's telling in my own that's

lovely stinks

you can feel that way if you want to I

guess

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got all there is to it only got a middle

Tony go

I mean there's no beginning and no end

it's the mill you're going to finish it

sometime aren't you

do you think it's right to leave a song

hanging in midair like nobody's in

loafie why not Wow if you finished it

people might get to like it you could

even have a hint they wouldn't let me

they wherever it is it gives out the

breaks

what's your name for it Lady Luck the

fates destiny even having their innings

for as long as I can remember you know

what a glove man is I'm a glove man you

shag flies on a hot Sun all your life

but you never go to bat like right off

they said no parents make him an orphan

he'll be all right

education grammar school is enough sent

him out to work so I cooperate and then

they come up with a nice big depression

a fat one but I fooled him I went out

and got a job six years later 14 dollars

a week I collected exactly two paychecks

and then they come up with a war

greeting is my boy you too can be a

private

don't laugh it was serious this was my

big chance I was ready to be a hero a

dead one even you know that's a crowd

spans plan me in a flag draped coffin

huh did I get it no all they had figured

something was a little grape juice in

the lake not quite enough to be a hero

that's a guy's got shut so to just hurt

a little bit maybe eight or nine years

later your leg gets a little stiff my

drains

my good leg my pedal foot I play the

piano it there's more you want to hear

more yes yes I do if you tell the whole

story what about the talent they gave

you sure sure they said let him have a

little talent not enough to do anything

great on his own just enough to help

other people that's what he deserves

so you mix a little talent with the rest

of that stuff and he got stubble bum

Bonnie Sloane Barney spell mm-hm

that's my new name when I was born with

was a little more Italian I checked our

you figured anybody could feel sorry for

himself where's he listen

look if it makes you feel better to be

insulting you just go right ahead and I

happen to believe that a man decides his

own destinies he has enough courage and

enough ambition thank you maybe it isn't

my business I don't know but I still say

that if you go to work and finish that

song or any song for that matter they

wouldn't like it I tied her up they're

working overtime on me what some people

will do for time and a half I can see

this is a very painful subject for you

should we talk about something else why

this is my favorite subject telling

about my lousy luck is the only fun I

ever had

Oh Jessie can you do something for him

sure got a net and send to the wagon are

you smiling just then I don't know was I

look do me a favor we what throw back

your hand laughs hilariously why no

reason just laugh

I knew it you know what you don't know

how to laugh I'm beginning to see what

I'm up against the gay young thing type

unimportant species it's not the quality

of your laughter I'm talking about it's

your attitude attitude I asked him to

throw his head back in laughs and he

wants to know why you should as if

somebody has to have a reason to laugh

you don't think so

no do you know well I can say is that

there's a place for people like you and

everybody else who goes around laughing

for no reason at all do you want lemon

or cream in your teeth neither I don't

be so contrary you got to have one of

the other you'll have lemon yeah please

that Jesse hope he hard-boiled it

doesn't come off could I have some tea

and I'm gonna figure this character out

now wait a minute

where - let me to eat every word lest

vicious

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I'm not too happy with a lyric yet I'll

fix it but I like it musically I'm

anxious to see what you can do with it

seem anxious I think what for this one

just finish it about an hour ago

you're anxious hey boy you working a

plan assistant manager you know the type

come on now everybody get on the ball

don't be a wise guy Sloane what was that

you heard me you're supposed to be

working wo RK ing hey that's very good

you keep that up and you're being a

manager this jelly oh so you don't like

it here huh well suppose you pack up

your little hey aren't you mr. Bartell

lady bartels father that's right why you

know Letty I went to school today

I'm Lori Tuttle oh say sure she talks

about you all the time and still does

and her letters and this is my sister

Amy mr. Burke oh how is letting oh great

fine married she has two children she's

happy as a lark living in Chicago one

day say hello when you're writing better

well yeah I sure would say how come I

never seen you in here before

oh we came to hear mr. Sloane we'll be

coming in quite often as a matter of

fact well I hope you do and I mean it

you ready mr. Sloane any time mr.

Bartell time to talk thank you

well enjoy yourselves folks glad to have

you aboard

I like that Bartel nice guy

I think you'd quiet don't worry about

Barney's used to it somebody someone who

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I'm a little lamb who's lost in

baby why not look give me just one good

reason why five yet break

[Music]

Oh

I may not be the man some girls think

[Music]

but to her heart I'll carry

looky

[Music]

won't you tell her please to put on some

speed follow my lead

[Music]

someone into what

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

nope it's not fair

you've been proved an awful that and

when a week mr. Sloane oh that babe you

got me grinning like an idiot

good you notice the resemblance say you

want by chance sneaking around my room

yesterday well you what I was out was I

try not to leave fingerprints the fine

thing I know the fellas back at Stern to

hang up curtains the next time I'm

putting flowerpots on the windowsill no

flowers why not well they used up the

oxygen listen you you give me trouble

and I will be up there with a lace

pillowcase lace lace you may object to

living like a human being mr. Sloane but

you're gonna sleep like one my landlady

has instructions to shoot anybody I'm

finished with the room I'm starting on

you look at yourself what's the matter

with me

what do you cut your hair with a lawn

mower the pen knife and look at your tie

it's always at half-mast say would you

help me a minute please

let's total that open you know I think

there's something that you should know

about the state of Connecticut what's

that crease in the pants is strictly

constitutional yes

look it's pops birthday Barney I think a

pair of pressed pants would be just the

right note for tonight's party

I'll think about it by the way while I'm

downtown um maybe you could do another

work for yourself huh like what hmm

finishing your son once you forget about

that son I think what I kick in the

pants it would be to them your destinies

if you came up with a big head huh what

good's a hit song here we go again

yeah he gets a picture in life and maybe

get a new suit a lot of hullabaloo and

one day I'm walking down the street and

around the corner comes a bolt of

lightning Pao de dee dead do you know

that you're impossible Sixpoint even

that's the way I leave the world

lightning bet all I know is that there's

a straitjacket waiting for you with your

number on it lick the spoon

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I want you to think that that

spur-of-the-moment stuff I planned it

for a week pretty mild for a weeks

thought isn't it it's just a friendly

kiss

we're going to be good for his happy

party

yes sure I work at it

in fact we're gonna be such good friends

if we won't even have to swap presents

at Christmas it's a practical idea

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well I know you've got a rush downtown

yeah

don't forget the birthday pants

it's Constitution

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I know you're a parasite you know what a

parasite is what someone who doesn't do

their share of pushing revolving doors I

pushed

take one of these William for appearance

sake why should I have a man around if I

can't use him glad you bumped into me

you're kidding I plan it that way okay

where's the car crash speaking about

Laurie hmm I love you

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Laurie

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it came out for one present you said for

your father

see these publishers they're adorable

yeah Laurie

only 895 - that's very cheap pedal

pushers for your father I'm telling you

it won't look good in him silly

didn't hear me before did you something

yeah I said I love Jerry

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[Applause]

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[Applause]

oh I want to trace it up today I've been

trying to tell you something for the

last five minutes but you want to listen

to me what I love you Laurie yeah since

when since the first moment I saw you

stop forgot to be original when he's in

love well don't you take it oh yeah

I'll get you thought

that was in the nature of a proposal and

I expect something the nature of an

answer you know how I feel how I do it

that's a good start we'll be ready next

week on Alex we can't get married next

one well why can't we keep things as

they are let me have so much fun of

absence we can be married in still live

laughs there have been cases have a look

Laurie get this through your head I love

you I don't need you yeah

of course I do you idiot even if I

didn't need you you need me who's gonna

carry your bundles you know I hadn't

thought of that there's something else

that you really should know about me

hacks yeah I always laugh at the wrong

time I know you do it

I read you I'll probably laugh all

through the ceremony what do you think

I'll be doing crazy but it might be fun

I mean that

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good

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stay there

would you hold these amenities thank you

now

I'll bet thought so give me the package

of paper to the man - come on we gotta

go home it's late I cannot - give them a

back of the package it don't you see the

gentleman is busy

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my little meanies busy he's kissing her

but that's Abby's you know and he's

doing a good job to do

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well we made it got your home safe and

sound didn't they all the fenders are

still on pretty good isn't it

very good hey could you help an old

friend yeah thank you

you know I never really wanted to marry

anyone well I meant does anyone I'm a

definite engaging personality come on

what Alex don't take the edge off the

birthday party mmm okay good moment they

must bring it okay

okay hey pops doing alright a lot of

loot here I'll say I could use one of

these myself so good eyes a real honey

break it up boys here they come look at

that oh look at this what do I say say

the same thing I did when I saw it what

is it it's a sound system Jessie don't

you know coming out of the wall - Ella T

we all chipped in pop oh that tuner the

amplifier an old look at that speaker

three-way I just go to 20,000 cycles

he'll be able to hear those triangles

own sure you're gonna be a real hep cat

hip the word is hip Bob only cubes say

hey hey wait a minute wait a minute

who's going to assemble this I guess

like Hallett that's all I have Adele he

needs good flour and for what Ernie gets

a glued together immolation seams it's a

perennial love when you hear when the

flames started licking her torso and

made Oh Amy you're a love genuine cash

mine also handmade smoking jacket made

from the sun room curtain while I was in

New York I just happened to pass by

Tiffany's Tiffany's Oh Bob now that's

too extravagant you oh that's sweet pop

instead of times

Yodas what's this Barney you

shouldn't've it's a very kind thought

but I try it on for size

happy birthday dad I got it for you you

want mining no thank you

well I guess that puts me in the same

clash with Robert Shea Neary I know it's

kinda like a book

he's the I sold newspapers when I was a

kid but look at me now type well I have

your type catalog - you know that at any

party you're the kind of guy that always

says I never had a birthday party or

ever got a prison right I pay so rather

than let you be corny for me to you but

the Mitchells - hey these are good links

of course I do my shoplifting at the

finest store one candle not now that's

touch we're bribing you to stay young

pop oh I'll accept the bribe but there's

there's no reason for look at that cake

or come on let's get down to business

you Breaka that Jesse no friend did in

that case I can't live without her elope

tonight huh it's a date sure sure

[Applause]

alright you know every year on my

birthday I get sentimental and I make a

long speech but this year I'm gonna be

brief because this year I have more to

be happy about than I ever had before

oh it's beautiful speech baby beautiful

speech cut the cake how about telling

him now huh

he thinks I'm sure that is alone banged

up

I forgot to quiet everyone quiet hold it

down to a dull roar we have a commercial

Alex and I are going to be married

married and quite a day hasn't it my

first pop and you I know hey how about

some coffee with this cake I'm not too

happy to forgotten about bad should be

perking by now I'll get it let me help

de me say hey me this - business isn't

contagious Israel let her get the coffee

that's a good idea

look at the lights oh you know I'm not

sure whether I saw my daughter marry an

updo he's on a range you know Laurie I

think I'll beat you to the altar well I

should have kept my eyes Bob yeah you

still wanted to be a June bride sure

what'd you say hey Fran you mean it

let's pull this

but Linda my family I don't know what to

say put your head on my shoulder those

characters in there I wouldn't hear you

crying about six months that's the usual

time now don't contradict me I know

about these things

being your spinster what's the matter

why are you crying

maybe just kind of get used to losing

the baby of the family any more than I

can Oh I mean human wasn't feel like

this I'm not going away

nothing's gonna change for us really I

know it's just a me we're all goes you

get married sooner or later we are house

full of kids running all over the place

little violin players can cast a me you

like Alex don't you of course she does

we all do what is this girl's a taffy

pull come happen with a coffee

yeah Jesse's right I'm just think says

what Amy are you sure it isn't Alex well

what I mean is you never did seem to

take him like the rest of us - Tammy

he's so sweet me so much fun I know

you'll learn to love him

Corey stop that gab gab Dampier cubby

we gotta get some coffee to those people

or no one's gonna love anyone come on

maybe you get those cups over there will

you sorry you Paul no but let me do it

least me I'm one steady hand in this

family

[Laughter]

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call me bunny

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it was just one of those things just one

of those crazy fling

one of those bells that now and then

ring just one of those things it was

just one of those night just one of

those fabulous flies a trip to the moon

one gossamer wings yes it was one of

those things

if we thought a bit about the end of it

when we started painting that time

we'd have been aware that our love

affair was too

what not to cool down so goodbye goodbye

bye bye goodbye baby

here's hoping we meet now and then it

was great but it was just one of those

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what are you doing here I could ask you

the same question some more besides why

haven't you been around lately he's our

piano out of tune or something

no the pitch is fine I guess I just

don't have a beat for the wedding much

oh it's that why you didn't show up at

Franny's wedding well I figured Alex

gonna handle that

today you'll probably play his own mods

and say I do at the same time I just

waiting on guy who owes me some bucks I

don't feel like welcome to New York

honey why are you going to New York just

because I'm getting but still no reason

why I have to stop trying to make a

human being out of you hey I'm the girl

who brought chintz curtains into your

life remember and I'm not going to sorry

I have to look so beautiful

you're getting married in an hour

another dream shot if that wasn't enough

you got to come in here looking like a

convention of angels

what is this sunlight have to hit you

just right

if your nose was shining on your eyes

were dull anything to make it easier

look at you well the girl can't get

marry without a permanent can she

wouldn't be legal

nice going honey congratulations they

take a guy out of the cold introduce him

to a family real people and Jesse the

old man and they throw a girl named

Laurie in his path after she gets a

hammerlock on his heart they kick him

out in the street new lease on the

gutter Barney listen to me no you listen

to me you've been telling me all along

that it's my fault but I didn't put up a

battle well now I'm full of fight I love

you Laurie I love you understand nobody

gets you

it's theories all cockeyed baby you got

the judges in the referee and I accept

the verdict what's more I'll attend the

wedding

what smile would be as brave as Amy's

why Amy don't tell me you don't know

that she's got it real bad for Alex what

are you talking about just what I said

you know sometimes when you're on the

outside looking in you can see some

things that other people can't

what do you mean tonight you made the

wedding announcement for Amy I watched

her face

why does a sheet she ran out of the room

but that's not why she ran she came back

into the room and her eyes were red from

crying and I knew why because I

understand all the Amy's of the world

that wasn't it at all I know why she was

crying it was because I was getting

married don't you see Amy and I have

always been very close and sure Barney I

don't believe you you're trying to

frighten look go home get married people

await your life

sure

that's a good a word as any well why

don't you go I have an important

business appointment

go home

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in here oh thanks I would if I could but

I can't unless you some reason but my

fingers like jelly Jim honey cold mm-hmm

sorry yours

you know some guys can tighten out some

guys can't me I can't say anything I

know

hey come on now just hold still

who do hey that's a steal from something

yeah if it is it's a good one

hold it hold it hold it leave me some

hair to say I do

oh sorry

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mm-hmm I think I made it thanks how

about getting price tags showing striped

trousers oh you look very nice

Thanks

I love

I'll see you

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what time of it 3:12 that's 3/8 Gregory

what time of you mmm

what time have you Oh 3:15 excuse me

yeah we don't have any ice what do you

think happened she's probably gone for a

walk all girls get nervous on their

wedding day didn't I take a walk but

Mari what possessed it take at least 15

minutes get him another address I know I

know

pop what times you say you had I told

you 3:15 Bob wonder what the clock in

the kitchen says it says stop picking at

your watch and acting like a pompous

idiot I'm sorry I say we break out the

champagne right now my first wedding day

I could use some muscle tone that's

probably Laurie now never mind a meow

goose telegram sign here ha ha why are

we holding waiting for Humperdinck

appliance company congratulations but

you can't stay married without a deep

freeze already pre-sale starts Monday

easy terms yeah yeah yeah for you Amy I

made it's from Laurie Laurie is

something wrong what happened what is it

Amy what is it she's married

Barney Sloan

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break the news to Alex make him

understand this is for the best I found

out just in time to avoid making a

terrible mistake

Barney and I will be married by the time

this reaches you

Alex will understand sorry

well what are we going to do huh well

don't just stand there do something I

can't go out and face all those people

well somebody has to tell them I'll take

care of it

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I'm sorry I Reverend Johnson but the

family wanted me to speak for them do

you - their friend

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break the news to Alex make him

understand this is for the best I found

out just in time

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hmmm this quiet hurts my ears I've only

wanted my orchestra now Jess you're soon

have the whole family home for Christmas

I'm just writing jokes to worry about it

well let's take it from the top

Amy but play loud will you all I ask you

just a little noise

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I guess there's no point in asking how

it's coming is there no not much that's

my turn now that mean I need your

comfort I burned the steel can't you

salvage any of it the vegetables make a

soup vegetables disappeared no matter we

get a decent meal at your father's on

Christmas guess that's why I burned the

steel I was reading at Jesse Snider over

again it gets better every time yeah

come on I'll walk you to work

wait on Joe again sure cold spaghetti in

one beer sometimes he has warm beard and

cold spaghetti he's fickle that's all

but the music's great

well that's ripped take it off in optics

there's a fellow named Sloan playing the

piano there

yeah I heard him he's fair what's that

you ever been in South America

nope well we nearly got there man

yesterday he didn't tell me I know it

was a good idea

some other guys we're gonna put a

combination together and cut down there

go someplace I need please what happened

takes money sweetie everything takes

money 300 bucks one way put two

in the old days it could have gone

couldn't you what are you saying - can't

stow away as cheapest one forget it I

got an idea

why South America boy I said forget it

the gun they got a piano player

besides it's summer down there now hot

and it's green

they got tropical storms maybe I just

wanted to give South America's Lightning

a shot at me it's only fair please not

that again Oh where's your sense of

humor I'm sorry honey I was only kidding

that for South America you haven't asked

me what my idea is

sorry you know how they say it the songs

don't you

you'll never know how much how about you

after all these months

you know how much

crazy mixed-up character it's only four

months to five and just to love me

that's nice

I don't know though maybe you're the one

who's crazy

you said you had an idea yeah I was

thinking maybe we ought to live it up a

little bit tonight go out and have a

nice fancy dinner Chinese maybe

what I got that figured out too how much

you say we paid for the piano oh not

much

well you know as well as I do it was

$100 good good

we can sell it back to this character

for 75 he can make himself $25 and I'll

starve first you're gonna finish that

song and on this piano and a million

more besides I prove something to both

of us I finished three songs and on this

piano yes the two of them got published

and both of them died I'm no Alex Burke

no you've got more talent than Alex have

I yes yeah how come he eats while he

works that's what we need even money

we're gonna do how I don't know how but

we'll get it well we can't hock the

piano is anything else you have in mind

we can hock no it's nothing

yes there is that the bracelet is

bracelet sure why not

unless you never got him out of your

system perhaps you never will but as

long as you wear that on your wrist he's

living with us and maybe that's what you

want him living with us while Hawking

I'm sick and tired of hearing about Alex

Burke of his success to get rid of it

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you should have seen this

or set him up your I got a little story

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we're drinking my friend to the end of a

brief episode

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so make it one for my baby and one more

for the road

got the routine put another nickel in

the machine

I'm feeling so bad won't you make the

music easy

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I could tell you but you've got to be

true to your code so make it one for my

baby

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you'd never know it but buddy I'm a kind

and a poet and I got a lot of things to

say and when I'm gloomy you simply gotta

listen to me till it's all talked away

well that's how it goes

and Joe I know you're getting so thanks

for the tube I hope you didn't mind my

bed

but this towards

must be drown or it soon might explode

so make it one for my baby and one more

for the road

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the

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nice of you to pick us up bunny orders

Ami's Hornet Amy still bossing around

her huh

I can only get worse after we're married

you and Amy

you bet soon too

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stick close honey I'm gonna need you

Laurie

I almost forgot this

don't ask me how I got it might be

embarrassing yes sorry hello hello

Bonnie

Merry Christmas Christmas fantasy come

in yo the tree is beautiful you really

like it oh it's just curtain oh I'm so

glad how'd you do without me well it was

kind of hard but we managed good oh

you're such a sweet doggie I've missed

him so much hey you're getting fat

isn't he buddy he's been eating

regularly

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hi Tara hi Burt

Alex come join the party come in and

stop making like a pig compose there's

no living with him he wears his royal it

checks on his lapel not true not true

because I haven't liked it a penny we're

still in Philadelphia the way royalties

you know art theater out of town hit we

still have to make it New York and oh

those critics Merry Christmas money came

to you Alex and congratulations I read

your Philly notices they're artists

ready helped a lot you helped cover up

what he stole that's trying to say where

do you feel better off you've had your

dinner oh the bird in the oven and a

girl and Jesse keep it practical wait a

minute Amy why waste good mistletoe

Barney hey go man go oh come on I waited

a long time a Latin Lover

ah hold it hold it

we don't need any mistletoe no II know

okay shoulders back chin up ready this

is the second egg dinner that wasn't I'm

sorry I mean it was a good dinner you

all right it was would you sing that

Laurie yeah and I'd like to go on record

right now before the critics tears limb

from limb I like it okay so what it's

raining won't help complain fundamental

rules of nature

still apply

look up at the sky

there's a run for everyone

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makes no difference just house

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one never knows about tomorrow just what

another day may break

in your heart it's went

comes around

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there'll be time

there will be time

and a bride to

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who knows what happiness just a kazoo

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there's a rise

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ever

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thanks Ernie get Alex's bag yes ma'am

come on Ernie off to it now I've heard

of impact husbands but henpecked fiance

did you miss your train Alex not

nobody's going to believe that you're a

real working composer if you show up at

every rehearsal and everything I help it

if I like good music Bobby busy likes

good music let's send him away happy

thanks I think this is doesn't fit us

ma'am

whoever is another sight out of mind

little air

thinks I haven't had a chance to talk to

you all evening there's something that

I'd like to explain you don't have to

explain anything all I want to know is

are you happy Laurie I love it very much

you still haven't answered me

next I put something in your pocket

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I guess that answers my question

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you know something married certainly

agrees with you for a wife you're dying

pretty my mother and I agree

mother I'm going to have a baby Alex no

oh that's wonderful news

I'm glad for you it's a fight mom that

we lost I might also add we was robbed

I better congratulate Bernie oh no no

don't

he doesn't know about it yet well I just

found out myself yesterday oh I'm saving

the announcement for midnight it's my

Christmas present to him it's better

than cufflinks don't you think yeah I

don't know Bryan's gonna give it back

will never match it are you

well get a better area yeah so hard work

so lime Sloane

well just in time all set to go Alex

yeah I'll Drive you down the station

sure no trouble we'll go in France cars

right in front of a house say Bob would

you drop me the duck store I'd like to

get some sealant does he here we go

all right with you of iDrive Ali to the

station a couple of things I want to

talking about the brightest stuff fine

with me you can drop me off the register

I'll get to your cigarette use a few

cigars myself you can pick me up on the

way back

let's go we haven't got much time

Gideon Alex let's go

I asked Bobby let me drive it in a

station because I well I want to tell

you how sorry I am for the way I messed

things up it's ancient history Barney

forget it Bruskin things up that's my

speed there's one saving grace though I

always wind up at the bottom of the pile

how have things been going for you

granny not too bad

working yeah here on there everything's

all right then why not do me a favor

Barney huh how much do you need

I've been lucky lately let me lend you

someone paid you over here we get tired

of being a nice guy Alex what bore me

stood no I can't take it out why not

who knows maybe it's because I'm an old

man so they tell me

the old Barney would have taken it no

Barney was no dope

Warren yes sir

thanks Willie funny Merry Christmas

what Oh Barney

yeah wait a minute well Ori use it

anyway you think I'll make her happy

Merry Christmas Barney

Merry Christmas

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[Applause]

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I think it's wonderful you me have you

set the date you know pretty good I hope

that's nice

is it funny how it goes down one short

year remember last Christmas

mm-hm you weren't married Fran wasn't

married and Alex good you don't mind if

I talk about course not you know you

won't believe this but I thought I was

in love with Alex really well I guess we

all do men your telegram came we all

fell apart

everybody except Arnie I'll never forget

the way he took hold so calm dignified I

guess that's when it all started you and

the romantic blender yeah you know

Laurie it's funny how you can be around

somebody and not know how much they mean

to you

when I take you and Barney for instance

you couldn't possibly have known how

much you love them when we first married

him I know now Amy I love him so much

and yet I can't convince him that I do

really but you married him doesn't that

prove that you love him it doesn't he

thinks he's a failure and nobody wants

him it stays in the outside Amy I can't

bring him close oh god I mean

everything's gonna be all right you just

know that it is with the baby and all

now can you imagine Barney as a father

everything's gonna be wonderful

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wait a minute please

st. Joseph's Hospital right yes I'll

bring his wife with me yes I'm sure

Laurie get the coats

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with this round you Jess

poor bar but I never made him happy I

didn't even try friend you mustn't say

that

so kind so generous I never showed any

appreciation you can make it up to him

because he's going to be alright

but suppose suppose it Franny please

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I

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it isn't Bob Lori he was driving Bob's

car

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all right

all right

they wouldn't even let me go out there

because

only lightning can get you it gave me a

word remember lightning can be

manufactured you know you need to rest

now

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please mrs. snow we're going to have a

baby

ready can you write down a pair

funny bunny won't let you give up

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Happy Easter lightning is a bird

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now and forever you

you walked into my lonely world what

peace of mind

you're smiling for

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and because of you

[Music]

my wishful dreams came true

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in my uncertain

I am only certain

I love you

[Music]

it's got a face and feet now how do you

like it it's just wonderful come on in

and join a family

[Music]

yes and because of you my

my wish the dream came true

[Music]

in my uncertain heart

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you

[Music]

you party episode lightning congratulate

your papa

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if you're a young

for its heart you will find to be narrow

of mine

if you're a young at heart and if you

should survive to a hundred and five

look at all you'll derive out of being

alive and here is the best part you have

a head start if you are among the very

young

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you