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(upbeat music)
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- Rise and shine.
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How did the couch treat ya?
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- I think it's a little small.
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My back is killing me.
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- Oh no.
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- I've had scoliosis since I was a kid,
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so I'm actually like pretty sensitive to this kinda stuff,
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check it out.
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- Oh.
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- See the alignment of my spine?
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- Mm hmm.
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- You touch it if you want, it's still a little wonky.
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- Wow.
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- Yea, it's kinda crazy.
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I probably shouldn't be sleeping on couches.
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- Yeah, I couldn't agree more.
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Maybe you can sleep somewhere else, you know.
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- Also, I don't know if you noticed last night,
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but there was like this thunderstorm,
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but without the thunder.
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It was like just the lighting.
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(funky music)
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(camera shutter flashing)
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- No, I musta missed it.
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- Huh. - Huh.
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- So what are you up to this week?
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- Nothing.
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I'm available, I'm free.
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Free as a bird, cacaw, you know.
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You?
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I'm thinking about setting up a date.
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Do you think dinner tonight would be like too last minute or
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maybe tomorrow.
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- Either sounds fine.
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Like, I don't care, why would I?
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- Okay.
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I'll just have to check and see.
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- Mm hm.
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- I do have to go though, because I have a rehearsal at 10.
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- Oh congrats, you were cast in something, what?
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- Ah, nothing.
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It's just this thing that I got in the mail.
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- Right.
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- Something called "jury duty."
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I'm pretty sure it's off Broadway,
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but, like, you gotta start somewhere.
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You know, plus I've heard that can be like a really huge,
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like stepping stone for a professional actor's career, so.
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- Mm hm. - I'm gonna go nail it.
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- Oh.
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Yeah, okay, go get 'em big guy.
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Go, go show that judge who's boss. (imitates squeaky knife)
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God.
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- Wow, what a hunk.
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- Yeah. (Ernest spraying loudly)
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Ernest!
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Stop breathing his air.
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God.
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♪ I know you only want to take care of me ♪
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♪ But I've gotta reach the sun so don't bother me ♪
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♪ Up and down we
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♪ Go
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I can't believe it finally happened.
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It finally happened.
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- I know.
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- I've played this moment in my head so many times.
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Uh. - I know.
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Where do you think you'll end up?
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- I don't know, maybe a loft in South France
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with four Corgis.
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We get fat eating croissants.
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We don't leave each other.
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- Good plan, but I mean for the date.
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- Oh.
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- The date.
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- Oh I don't know.
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Ya know, I could, I could set you up with somebody.
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I'm kind of an expert.
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- Sounds interesting, but I'm not exactly
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in the dating game these days.
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I just have a lot on my mind, this internship,
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grad school starting in a month.
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I'm freaking out.
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- Oh, I know!
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Okay, um okay, so you know how Gordan and I,
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we met IRL, which is rare, but beautiful.
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Well, times are tough right now.
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But you, look at you, you would kill it online.
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Homicidal maniac you'd be.
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- Huh, thank you?
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But it's a little shallow no? Just meeting someone
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because of how they look.
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- I hear you, I hear you, I do,
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and I'm taking that into account.
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And that's why I'll make you a Faceless account.
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100% non-shallow, no pictures, just interests and bio.
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- Okay, I don't think I'm interested.
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- Okay, I'm gonna do it, you convinced me.
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(Iz claps)
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Oh. (claps)
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Okay, it's going to be muto fogo, muto fogo, yes.
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(clapping) Trust me.
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(Sofia laughing)
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You got a match, you got a match, oh my god, Sof, Sof look!
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Sof, Sof.
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Peekaboo, guess who? A match.
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Oh shit, you got another match!
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From Nebraska.
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Sof,
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Sof.
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Sof!
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So, after carefully reviewing a lifetime of profiles,
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13, I have found you the perfect match, you wanna hear?
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- I think you're gonna tell me either way.
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- This person is a journalist, they have completed two
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triathlons, and they speak Portuguese, the whole package.
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Cause you also speak Portuguese, oh my god!
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- Um hmm. - You're welcome.
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- Okay, thank you, and -
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- And, you're going on a date tonight, Sof.
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Come on get pumped.
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- Iz.
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- Call me a seatbelt because your girl, hooked you up.
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- Iz, I'm not going to drop everything to go on a date
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with - - Michelle.
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- Okay. - And I already confirmed it.
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It's a done deal, uh huh.
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- Okay. - Please?
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- Why?
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- Because the man of my dreams has just asked me on a date.
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I'm hanging on by the thinnest of threads, Sofia.
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I need this, I gotta warm up my game, my game, Sofia.
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I gotta buff off this nerve rust
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and get to that pearly confident shine.
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I can only get to that shine if I live vicariously
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through yours and Michelle's date.
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So you will, you will go on a date with Michelle.
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You will, order something, muh muh muh, chef kiss tasty.
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You will conduct in small talk.
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And I will listen to every stupid little thing you're gonna
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to say.
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And I will think of big little stupid things I would've said
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instead and memorized it all just like I had to memorize
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that Torah portion for my Bat Mitzvah -- which sucked,
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by the way.
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And just like that stubby stud who had to receive guidance
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while he stared at a burning bush, I'm prepared
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to stay at home and burn some bush while you guide me
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to the holy land that is Gordan's heart.
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This, Sofia, is my exodus, so help me God.
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Baruch ata Adonai
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bitch!
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I could go for a cheeseburger, you want a cheeseburger?
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♪ Uh oh caught me trolling got me feeling right ♪
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[Iz] Psst, hey, can you hear me?
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- Yes.
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Your date will be tall, tan and beautiful.
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Supposed to wear a white carnation on the lapel.
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- Iz, this isn't a James Bond movie, no one is in a tux.
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I don't even see anyone that looks like that.
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Did you say what I looked like?
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- [Iz] Like Aphrodite with a bigger smile.
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- Jesus Christ.
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- Not quite.
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Michael, pleasure to meet you.
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- You're not my date.
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- I'm afraid not tonight, love.
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Perhaps another night.
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Can I show you to a table?
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- Actually I'm supposed to be meeting someone.
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Uh, Michelle?
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- Michelle, Michael.
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What could have been.
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There's actually a young woman looking for someone
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right there.
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- Oh, thank you.
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(elevator music)
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(overlapping conversations of patrons)
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- Sofia?
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- Hi.
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- Hi, I'm Michelle. - Nice to meet you.
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- How are you doing?
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- [Iz] Is she hot??
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- Definitely.
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- Sorry?
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- Oh sorry, I was talking to myself.
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- Why does it only seem weird when you
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talk to yourself out loud?
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Everybody does it in their head, anyway.
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- That's a good question.
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Sometimes I'll be talking to myself in my head
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and then I'll notice I'm making the faces
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I'd be making if it were real life.
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Like -
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- That's funny. (laughs)
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- So, what do you do?
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- I study law. I'm about to be in grad school.
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- Impressive.
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Is that like being a doctor?
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Like, if you're a doctor, everybody
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wants to show you their moles or whatever.
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- (Sofia laughing) I hope not.
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Is there a lawyer equivalent for that?
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- (laughing) No.
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- I don't really know what the lawyer equivalent is.
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- Probably asking me to get your uncle out
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of a life sentence.
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- Okay, lucky for you my uncle is fine,
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but I'll let you know.
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What do you have to do to get a double life sentence?
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I was reading about it and isn't that just
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a really bizarre concept for a law?
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Or triple life sentence?
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- Sorry, I have to peee-eee-eee.
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(elevator music)
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I couldn't think of another word that started with p!
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So embarrassing.
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- [Iz] I woulda bailed too,
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that was the worst small talk I've ever heard.
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Def not saying any of that when I'm with Gordan.
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- Ooh, Gordan he's here.
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He's here with Amaya.
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- [Iz] What??
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- Yeah.
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- [Iz] Alright, alright, let's not overreact.
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- Okay.
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- [Iz] It could be something totally benign.
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- Like what?
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- [Iz] Like he's dumping her ass!
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- Iz, it doesn't really seem likely.
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- [Iz] You gotta find out, what am I supposed to do,
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come down there?
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- You could, I'm not trying to get in the middle of
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all this, c'mon, Gordan and I work together.
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- [Iz] I would only blow your cover.
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You gotta get in there and find out what's up -
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stealth mode.
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- Okay, why don't you just talk to him?
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You know, handle it like two adults.
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- [Iz] Okay, okay. (laughing sardonically)
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Okay, cut your date loose and let's get to spying.
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Get rid of her.
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- What am I supposed to do, throw her body
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in the East River?
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- [Iz] Scare her away or something.
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Make her want to leave.
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(horn music)
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- I'm not sure how comfortable I am with that.
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- [Iz] She's dead weight.
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I really really really need you on this, Sof.
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Please, think of the Corgis.
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- Fine.
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- Sorry about that.
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- No worries, I could sense that I was being
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a little intense.
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Small talk is such a weird thing for me.
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Dating in general is such a job interview.
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Like we're just asking questions to -
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- Oh Amaya, I just had the most wicked morning.
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- What happened, my love?
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- I was speaking with Iz, the fool.
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And I told her we would be having a date tonight,
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and that I would love her forever, and she believed it!
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(Gordan cackling)
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- You wanna make out in the bathroom?
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- The bathroom?
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Huh, huh, nothing, I zoned out for a second.
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= What were you thinking about?
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(cheesy adult film music)
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- Clam chowder?
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- That sounds good. - Ah, it's a, yep.
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Love me some, yep.
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- So, did you always want to study law?
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- Good evening my dear friends, welcome to Wise.
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I'm one of the co-owners, Michael, pleasure
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to make your acquaintance.
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- Can I get you girls something?
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- Just water for now.
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I haven't checked the wine menu, yet,
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um, Sofia?
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- Yep.
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- Perfect, and you need a minute on food?
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- I was actually looking at the borscht.
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- Delicious, but very spicy.
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- Can I get it without so much spice?
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- Of course.
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And for you?
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- I think she wanted the clam chowder.
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- What?
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No, um, (claps folder) surprise me.
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- I could hope for nothing less.
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I'll be back with your drinks shortly.
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- [Iz] This is your chance, tell that slut
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to get outta here.
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We have serious business.
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- I have a better idea.
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- A better idea than what?
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Is this about the chowder?
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- Sorry, can I ask you something?
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- Anything.
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- My friend over there, she's a little shy.
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She' didn't want me to mention this,
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but she actually likes her food extra spicy.
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As spicy as you can serve it.
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- It will be done.
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- [Iz] And it's her birthday. - And
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it's her birthday.
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- [Iz] Nice.
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- So you said you didn't always want to
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study law, what would you have done instead?
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- I guess I'm not sure.
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- It's a tough question.
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My parents owned a shop when I was growing up,
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in Brazil.
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(Sofia speaking Portuguese)
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(Michelle speaking Portuguese)
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- Oh, I guess it must've slipped my mind,
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but I didn't mean to interrupt,
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you were saying about your parents.
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- So, my parents owned a shop when I was growing up.
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I worked there as a kid, it's like a family thing.
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Basically my whole family works there.
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- What is it?
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- Upholstery.
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But, specifically for vintage, velvet couches
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from the 70s and 80s.
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- Wow.
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- It's like a religious rite for them.
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- But you didn't want to do that.
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- No.
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I wanted to come here and be a journalist.
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And I guess I am now, sort of.
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I write a blog, let's say that.
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- How did your family take it?
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You not wanting to do what they do?
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- Honestly, they were pretty hurt.
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Especially Dad.
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This little shop in São Paulo
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might as well have been our last name.
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And I guess it felt like I turned my back on that.
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It's obviously not how I see it,
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I just didn't want to sew velvet back
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on old couches forever.
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(overlapping conversations and laughter from patrons)
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Am I doing something wrong here?
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- I'm sorry, no.
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Sorry, I've been all over the place tonight
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but I just saw a friend of mine, can you -
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just, I'll be right back, okay, please don't leave, okay?
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Hi.
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- Hey, I didn't even see you, did you just get here?
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- I'm out with a friend tonight.
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What about you?
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- I'm just here with Gordan.
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- [Iz] Smack that bitch!
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- What's up with you guys?
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- Like I ever know.
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I mean, we have our issues, but who doesn't.
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- [Iz] Smack that bitch. - So this is a date?
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- Yeah.
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00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:26,765
- [Iz] Right in her face.
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- Why?
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- [Iz] Just right cheek, cheek and nose, maybe chin.
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Smack it.
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(chopping and grating kitchen noises)
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00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:42,448
(Michael choking on hot sauce and singing to himself)
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(plopping sauce)
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(sizzling grill)
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- Thank you.
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- Enjoy.
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(Michael choking and gagging)
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The eagle has landed,
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I repeat the eagle has landed.
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Distract her for me
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and I'll get the cake.
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- Michelle, Michelle!
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(Michelle crying and choking)
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♪ Happy birthday to you
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♪ Happy birthday to you
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(all singing and clapping)
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00:15:51,984 --> 00:15:57,222
♪ Happy birthday dear Michelle
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♪ Happy birthday to you. ♪
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(Michelle screaming)
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- Michelle, Michelle, come on, hold on.
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I'm sorry, okay, none of that was supposed
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00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:10,369
to happen like that.
388
00:16:10,402 --> 00:16:12,371
- Look, if you have something with that
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00:16:12,404 --> 00:16:14,606
girl, or that guy, it's fine.
390
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,543
- No, it's not me,
391
00:16:19,244 --> 00:16:20,713
okay, it's my friend.
392
00:16:22,047 --> 00:16:26,452
Um, she's kind of been here, all night.
393
00:16:27,419 --> 00:16:31,223
- [Iz] Hi, I had a bunch of fun third wheeling
394
00:16:31,256 --> 00:16:34,059
with you guys, please don't be mad.
395
00:16:40,299 --> 00:16:42,534
- You're really one of a kind.
396
00:16:42,568 --> 00:16:45,204
- I know, I'm sorry.
397
00:16:45,237 --> 00:16:47,506
I really had a great time tonight.
398
00:16:48,207 --> 00:16:50,242
But I had to help my friend out.
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00:16:50,976 --> 00:16:52,711
It's complicated.
400
00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:54,413
- That's not complicated.
401
00:16:54,446 --> 00:16:57,916
You pretending to be on a date with me, you
402
00:16:57,950 --> 00:16:59,418
spiking my food, you telling that guy it
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00:16:59,451 --> 00:17:02,621
was my birthday, that's complicated.
404
00:17:05,657 --> 00:17:08,060
I'm just not sure why you couldn't say no.
405
00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:10,562
Either to me, to your friend - I
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00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:13,632
could've just gone home and let you do your thing.
407
00:17:13,665 --> 00:17:16,835
You don't have to please everyone, you know?
408
00:17:23,075 --> 00:17:24,710
It's just too bad.
409
00:17:26,278 --> 00:17:27,813
I had fun tonight.
410
00:17:29,348 --> 00:17:34,420
Even with the food, so I guess thanks for that.
411
00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:43,095
I'm gonna head out. (motorcycle gunning)
412
00:17:43,128 --> 00:17:46,165
Bye, Sof.
413
00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:48,567
And uh, bye, girl on the phone.
414
00:18:04,316 --> 00:18:06,418
- [Iz] She seems nice.
415
00:18:06,452 --> 00:18:09,188
So what's the story with Gordan?
416
00:18:09,221 --> 00:18:12,391
- Listen, you need to come talk to him.
417
00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:13,992
I'll be here with you for it,
418
00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:15,227
but I don't know what I'm doing in the
419
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:16,462
middle of this.
420
00:18:17,529 --> 00:18:18,564
- [Iz] Okay.
421
00:18:19,798 --> 00:18:22,167
Let me put on some pants.
422
00:18:25,904 --> 00:18:28,907
- Oh my god, that is amazing.
423
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:31,743
- That's buttercream, homemade.
424
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:34,346
- (laughs) You made this?
425
00:18:34,379 --> 00:18:37,916
- Well, I whip it up from time to time,
426
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,418
for the right occasions.
427
00:18:40,719 --> 00:18:41,720
You like that,
428
00:18:49,428 --> 00:18:51,864
I got some chocolate salami in the back
429
00:18:51,897 --> 00:18:54,299
that'll blow your mind.
430
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:55,901
- Chocolate what?
431
00:18:55,934 --> 00:18:57,369
- Let me ask you, friend,
432
00:19:00,038 --> 00:19:01,673
do you like dubstep?
433
00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:09,014
- Hey.
434
00:19:09,047 --> 00:19:10,349
- Hi.
435
00:19:10,382 --> 00:19:12,017
- Is everything okay?
436
00:19:12,050 --> 00:19:14,586
I mean, that girl, is she okay?
437
00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:18,190
- (laughs) Yeah she's fine, we're both fine.
438
00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:20,659
It's was all really stupid.
439
00:19:20,692 --> 00:19:22,461
- She seemed nice.
440
00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:25,397
- Yeah, that's the consensus, and she is.
441
00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:27,799
And really self sufficient.
442
00:19:28,433 --> 00:19:30,302
I'm just not interested in dating.
443
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:33,238
I know it's weird, but I have a lot on my plate.
444
00:19:33,272 --> 00:19:35,807
- No, I mean, I get it, trust me.
445
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,843
A relationship is a lot of work.
446
00:19:37,876 --> 00:19:40,646
- I never really got to ask, how's it all going?
447
00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:45,751
- I don't know, honestly, not great.
448
00:19:45,784 --> 00:19:47,019
Is that an answer?
449
00:19:47,052 --> 00:19:49,621
- Yeah. (horn blowing)
450
00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:52,591
- I just think I need to figure some stuff out for me.
451
00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:58,163
Gordan is great, um, I really like him,
452
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,566
but he gets on my nerves.
453
00:20:01,266 --> 00:20:02,434
(both sighing)
454
00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:04,937
He hasn't changed in the last five years.
455
00:20:06,305 --> 00:20:07,873
Don't say anything.
456
00:20:07,906 --> 00:20:08,807
- Of course not.
457
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:12,711
- Hi.
458
00:20:12,744 --> 00:20:14,413
- Hey, Iz.
459
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:18,517
Um, I should actually go home.
460
00:20:19,851 --> 00:20:22,287
Yeah, Gordan isn't really going to mind.
461
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,823
Good night you guys.
462
00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:26,692
- Bye Amaya.
463
00:20:30,462 --> 00:20:31,630
- Where's Gordan?
464
00:20:31,663 --> 00:20:32,564
- He's inside.
465
00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:34,533
But I should warn you, he's kind of
466
00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:36,735
in the middle of something.
467
00:20:36,768 --> 00:20:37,869
- What?
468
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:41,373
(dance music pulsating)
469
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,547
- What are you, stalking me?
470
00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:50,315
- You're the one creeping up on me.
471
00:20:50,349 --> 00:20:53,852
- Creeping up - this is my restaurant.
472
00:20:53,885 --> 00:20:55,520
- You own this place?
473
00:20:55,554 --> 00:20:56,722
- I do.
474
00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:58,357
You know, if you want to look for a dumpster
475
00:20:58,390 --> 00:21:01,360
there's a dumpster out back, you know, for leftovers.
476
00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:03,862
- Funny.
477
00:21:05,564 --> 00:21:08,934
- You know, why is it every single time there's trouble,
478
00:21:08,967 --> 00:21:10,335
you're the one involved?
479
00:21:10,369 --> 00:21:12,671
- I didn't do anything.
480
00:21:12,704 --> 00:21:13,805
- Okay.
481
00:21:13,839 --> 00:21:15,641
Well, listen, I apologize for any inconvenience
482
00:21:15,674 --> 00:21:18,010
that we may have caused you, okay?
483
00:21:18,043 --> 00:21:18,944
Look -
484
00:21:22,481 --> 00:21:24,816
give me a call if there's any trouble.
485
00:21:26,051 --> 00:21:26,952
Any.
486
00:21:32,024 --> 00:21:33,091
- I'm Iz.
487
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:34,493
- Oh, I remember.
488
00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:43,035
- So, what's the deal with the double life sentence?
489
00:21:43,068 --> 00:21:44,303
- You really wanna know?
490
00:21:44,336 --> 00:21:45,337
- Yeah.
491
00:21:45,370 --> 00:21:48,940
- Okay, well this is top secret,
492
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:52,911
but if you die in prison, and somehow manage to
493
00:21:52,944 --> 00:21:55,614
come back to life, usually you'd be off the hook, right?
494
00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:58,450
But that's where they get you with the double life.
495
00:22:00,085 --> 00:22:01,019
- Huh.
496
00:22:01,053 --> 00:22:01,987
- Mm hmm.
497
00:22:02,020 --> 00:22:03,055
- Never sign a DNR in prison.
498
00:22:03,088 --> 00:22:04,556
- Exactly.
499
00:22:04,589 --> 00:22:07,693
And don't even get me started on the triple life sentence.
500
00:22:07,726 --> 00:22:11,163
That's where it gets really interesting.
501
00:22:11,196 --> 00:22:12,097
- Mm. - Mm.
502
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:15,467
- Dude, there's a person on Faceless
503
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:17,402
who lives .1 miles away from us,
504
00:22:17,436 --> 00:22:19,404
who's an award winning actor, a former
505
00:22:19,438 --> 00:22:21,473
surgeon, and a Purple Heart recipient.
506
00:22:21,506 --> 00:22:23,408
And his name is Ernest.
507
00:22:23,442 --> 00:22:24,443
(spoon clinking)
508
00:22:24,576 --> 00:22:26,878
- No way, that's a huge coincidence.
509
00:22:29,648 --> 00:22:32,451
- Love isn't about finding the perfect person.
510
00:22:32,484 --> 00:22:35,454
It's about finding the imperfect person perfectly.
511
00:22:42,661 --> 00:22:46,565
(Ernest strumming slowly)
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