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Are they here yet?

No, but Kirk went to go pick them up, so they should be here any minute.

I hope he's not a dick.

Not that.

Oh, I think they're here.

Let's go greet them.

Okay.

So let me get this straight. You gave her my room?

I still live here.

Damn it, Alan, all the way from the airport. Would you shut up about that?

just temporary until we get to crush on the new room done. Where are my clothes?

Well, you just sleep down there for a couple days.

Why are you so tight about that?

Luna, hi, baby. I'm sorry I have to come upstairs to get you.

Don't worry.

My son.

This is your stepmother, Luna.

Wow, Alan, you are just as handsome as you are in your pictures.

Yeah, I'd be the same about you, except my dad never showed me a picture of you.

This is Heather.

I'm the little bear who's been sleeping in your bed.

Hmm. Well, I hope it's not too hard and not too soft.

No, it's just right.

Well, listen, Alan, we really want to thank you for your generosity, letting

stay in your room.

Your dad did tell me that you're quite the gentleman, and...

Honestly, that's a rare trait nowadays in young men.

You know, it's been a long trip.

I'm gonna wash up and get showered.

Yeah, bathroom.

She was marvelous.

Holy shit! Hey!

Listen!

Oh, do you knock?

I thought you would need fresh towels, so I brought you fresh towels.

And I knew you didn't have any in here.

Look, I know that you and my dad are happy, and, you know, I'm happy for you

guys. Like, it's amazing.

And, uh, yeah. And, um, here.

So, I don't really know you, so maybe next time you can knock. Because, okay,

I'm taking a shower here, okay? Okay, noted.

Thanks. For the cows, I really appreciate it.

Jesus, does anybody in your family have any manners?

Says the guy who was just talking shit about me in his little diary.

It's a journal.

None of your business what I write.

Look, if it pisses you off that much, you can have your room back.

I'll sleep down here, okay, princess?

Look, I'm fine.

I just want a little bit of space.

No.

You're gonna be family soon.

You're gonna have to get used to me.

Huh.

Actually, I don't.

Because I'm gonna be in school all year, and I'm gonna get my own place, and

then all of you can live happily ever after.

You really are uptight.

Who said I was uptight?

Everyone.

until you accept that I am your new sister.

I'll be waiting for a damn long time.

I don't have anything to do today.

Fine. Suit yourself.

I can only imagine what you're writing about me now.

Oh, trust me.

You don't want to know.

Aww.

Aww.

I'm just kidding.

Yeah, I'm just kidding.

Look who's uptight now.

You really are kind of cute.

Sitting here not talking is boring.

Can we call a truce?

Sure.

Wait, hold on a second there.

You know we're not really brother and sister.

Yeah, that's true.

Besides, you kiss like your dad.

Wait, what is that supposed to mean?

Whatever you want it to mean.

Wait.

Oh!

Hi, Heather. Can I come in?

Of course.

Daddy.

How's the room?

Great.

Excellent.

Getting along with Alan?

Like peaches and cream.

He's kind of cute.

Takes after his dad.

Not really.

I'm sure he resembles his mom more. I don't really see any difference.

Well, he's definitely my son. I'm sure the genetic reference for my wife is

probably closer to your point.

He kisses like you, though.

What?

What did you say?

I'm just kidding.

Does that make you jealous?

No, it doesn't make me jealous. Why would it make me jealous? Listen, he's

my son, so he's got to be a hands -off thing.

Well, are you afraid he's going to turn out like his father?

What do you mean by that?

Come on.

I know you can't help being who you are. I can't either.

We should have met, right?

I don't know why you're going through this with my mom. I know it's me you

not her.

Thump her.

Heather, I can't.

You don't love her like you love me!

Daddy?

Touch me.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Give it to me, I've been a good girl.

You can do it. You can do it.

Bite it. Bite it.

Bite it.

Bite it.

Thank you.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Ah, you fucking dick.

You fucking dick.

Yes,

daddy, I'll still have one.

I love when your fat dick fills my tight little cunt.

I want you to put it in me and then I want to taste it.

Oh, yes.

Oh!

Oh, yeah.

Daddy, you're so big.

Daddy?

I'm daddy's little slut.

Oh, I'm daddy's whore.

Oh, my God. Yeah, fuck you.

Oh my god.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Fuck that.

It comes so hard.

All for you, Daddy.

All for you.

Oh, I'm gonna die.

That must

have been a really good girl.

Oh

Yes. Yes.

Spread your hands.

Both hands spread your hands.

Fuck.

That's it.

Push that quick right now.

Push it out there. Fuck your ass.

That's it. Sit there.

Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck.

It's so good.

Am I a good girl or am I a bad girl?

That's pretty sweet.

Yeah. Yeah.

Okay, baby.

I can give you four. Spin around. Don't let your cock doesn't come out. All

right?

Here we go.

Oh, yeah. Fuck you.

Hey, yeah.

Oh, my gosh. You're so funny.

Oh, look at that. I can see my cock coming out.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

That's better.

So I have the big fucking cock inside you. Yeah.

Daddy.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck yeah!

Fuck yeah!

Thank you.

I don't want you to stop.

Give it to me. Give it to your little girl.

Daddy's grown. No one else is.

Yeah I love it when you work me like that

Don't tease me, Daddy.

I can't see you coming to me.

Yeah, she's good

Oh, yeah.

Uh, Rona?

I thought you were upstairs with Heather.

No, just, uh, here working on a school project.

Then who... Oh, never mind.

Is there something wrong?

Uh... No.

Uh, it looks like you're hungry.

You want me to make you a sandwich or something?

Yeah, sure.

Okay.

Tell your mother I had to go to the office.

Something came up.

Don't even make a joke about it.

Okay.

Daddy.

Stop.

I gotta go.

I'm gonna be late.

Stop.

Bye,

princess.