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I just thought I would look good here.

It's not like the documentary is not about groups.

Oh, it's not.

I was under the impression of those about groups.

Well, if it's not about groups, then I mean.

I'll tell you when the game runs or not.

OK.

Yeah, I mean, like, don't be, don't be in groups.

Don't be in groups.

Don't be in groups, right?

I think you're going to think this is really cool.

It's not true.

I'm really going to like it.

I hope I have the answers you're looking for.

I think you're the expert.

They've been about panic attacks or a lawyer's block.

Is your phone off?

No.

I am filming this.

But don't worry.

You'll understand why in a minute.

OK.

Is that OK?

Sure.

Great.

So the reason I brought you up to this roof

is because I'm filming a documentary based on a compliment

given to me by Scott and Stephanie.

And as you know, they don't offer compliments lightly.

Right.

Basically, they told me that I would make a good murder.

Yeah.

I can see that.

So I've filmed some fun stuff, but I haven't done the climax yet.

And what I'd really like to do is to film a scene where I would

walk people through how I would commit the perfect murder.

OK.

Cool.

I like it.

So first things first, I would need a good victim.

And it's really hard to pick the right person.

But I was thinking, if I had to pick someone,

I'd want somebody that I could justify.

Somebody that I know who has done some awful things

and has really hurt people that I cared about who didn't deserve it.

And I was thinking about you and your girlfriend.

You don't have to worry because on camera so far,

I've given you guys code names.

I know it's kind of shocking that she is the most unkind person

in the world.

I know personally.

But it makes sense because somebody has to be.

And it's her.

I guess I just have never seen or even heard about anybody

being as cruel to anyone else for the worst reasons as her.

So I was wondering what I'd like to do

is to come over to your place with Livy and the camera.

And we say that we were doing a location scout.

And we were there to measure stuff and get some pictures.

But the whole time, I'd be wearing a mask.

Like a scary animal mask.

And I just wouldn't explain why.

And I'll be walking around.

I'll be looking at your place.

And I'll be talking to the camera.

And I'll say things like, here's a good window

where I could come in.

Or I'll point out that there are locks on the bedroom doors.

And that would be a challenge.

Blah, blah, blah.

Just, you know, narrate the camera this hypothetical murder.

And then, Liv.

I'm not pitching this right.

Jelian, are you fucking serious?

I'm not sure.

I understand, like you're asking me to come over to my house.

Yeah.

And like, you walk through how you would murder my girlfriend.

It's just theoretical.

It's not how I really would do it or would want to do it.

It's just hypothetically how it would be done.

Like, do you get how fucked up that is?

Like on countless levels?

What is your problem with?

I just don't think it's OK that she's

so emotionally abusive and manipulative.

Like when she destroyed your only means of earning a living,

when she threw your laptop out a window.

And there were scripts on there that you never recovered.

That was a really low point for both of us.

And she felt really bad and she replaced it.

Because she could totally afford to buy you a new Mac.

But she can't ever make up the stuff that you had on there.

And I just don't think there's any excuse to ever do anything

like that to somebody that you say that you love.

You don't know anything about our relationship.

And you don't know her.

People don't throw other people's computers out of windows.

Otherwise, there would be computers all over the place.

Because lots of people are in relationships.

You see broken laptops down.

You don't know anything about our relationship.

It's true.

You don't know what's going on with us.

I know her.

I don't understand where this is coming from.

Like she does not feel this way about you.

She really likes you.

She's always disliked me.

No.

It's bullshit.

She would talk shit about me in school.

And I barely knew her.

In school, like 10 years ago, 12 years ago.

I mean, I didn't really care about it

because who the fuck cares what she got.

Yeah, it seems like you really didn't care about it at all.

Well, she brought my mom into it.

What the fuck?

Your mom?

I'm not kidding.

She couldn't believe that my mother would let me make such disturbing films.

She did not say that.

No, she did.

She did not care about what kind of films you make.

It's just really uncalled for.

I need to ask my mommy for permission.

Give me a break.

No, that's true.

That's not really happened.

I don't believe you.

Look, I don't care what she thinks about me.

What I care about is how she treats you.

Oh my god, dude.

I feel like I have opened up to you and told you stuff in confidence that you're now

bringing up in a context that is completely...

Like...

I mean, the context I'm talking about is just the facts.

It's the context of like you inviting me here and putting me on camera and bringing

up all this personal shit that I've shared with you.

I'm sorry.

I'm never going to be able to tell her about this.

I'm just going to keep it a secret, I guess.

So now I have this secret from her.

And I'm going to feel incredibly guilty about it all the time.

And I already feel like...

I'm sorry.

It's just putting me in like an insane position.

I'm so sorry.

Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.

Look, I don't know.

I just don't...

So many people are doing this to you.

I just don't know if you really understand how fucked up this is and what position it's

putting me in.

But I don't know.

I'm so sorry.

I just fucked up everything.

Do you want to cut?

Cut it!

Oh, hello?

Aaron?

Hey, Jillian.

How's it going?

Fine.

Is this supposed to be a video call?

I'm just seeing your ear.

Oh shit, really?

Yeah.

Do you want to rearrange things and give me a call back?

No, it's okay.

This won't take too long.

Oh.

Oh, I thought we were finally talking about the young ambassadors.

Did you read the script?

Yeah, I did.

Okay.

I'm still just seeing your ear and it's just really funny to just keep talking to you.

Jillian, it's really great.

I just don't think I can do anything with it.

I don't understand.

It's the exact same thing that I pitched you in February in your office, scene for scene.

And you said that you loved it and that you couldn't wait to read it.

It's really, really well written.

Very fun.

It's just...

Israel is such a political topic.

Yeah.

And Robin, she's just not really like it.

It's on me.

I just don't know who to send it to.

So, since I sent it to you around four months ago, you haven't sent it to anyone?

No.

I'm just, I mean, like, I'm kind of surprised because, you know, I thought that, like,

you know, we had this great meeting and, you know, we were together and, like, we're

going to do all these great things and you were going to, you know, get it out there.

Yeah.

Look, Jillian, I just don't think I can do anything for you.

Well, what about the other scripts?

Um, for any of it, I just can't do anything.

I'm sorry.

I just feel like maybe we're not the right fit.

You know, if I'm not who you need me to be and you can't do the things that you said

that you were going to do, then I think that, yeah, we shouldn't work together anymore.

So it's mutual.

I'm still here.

Bye, Jillian.

Good luck.

Bye.

Something that you guys told me last year really stuck with me.

It was a compliment and I don't forget compliments, but that's not why I kept thinking about

it.

I think I remember a week that you'd probably make a pretty good murderer.

What did you, what did you mean by that?

I have always hated this project.

It's not done yet.

Just hate what it is.

I don't want to use real names because people's feelings might get hurt and it's legally incriminating.

Let's call our friend Bowie because he's cool and we can call his girlfriend Stalin.

I couldn't find any redeeming features about her except that she's very attractive and...

I don't think it's healthy.

I don't think you're healthy.

I'm not healthy.

So I would like you to be accessories to my murder?

That would mean a lot to me.

Do you think I have the qualities of a good murder?

No.

Not my baby.

I don't know.

I mean, what's better?

You're just sitting around and not doing anything?

Yes.

Do you think that I'm capable of anything that I put my mind to?

Yes, I do.

Is that what you want?

You want me to just like come home and like give you like a whiskey high ball?

That sounds amazing.

Do you think that in the course of writing for the show Hannibal you feel like you've

accumulated the necessary experience and insight to...

Murders probably not realistically depicted on television so I wouldn't take a kiss from

that.

I would do some googling first.

Two wrongs don't make a right.

You will plan things out.

You will pay attention to detail.

You will also be in charge of the entire situation you don't give in.

Yeah, I think he's just really good.

Yeah, he did great.

You barely listened to other people's opinions and yet you don't because you have a vision.

They're my special boy.

Stalin isn't buried at the Hollywood Cemetery.

He's buried at the Kremlin.

I checked.

But this is where I would bury Stalin and murder her if I did it.

As you can see I'm wearing a disguise.

I'm dressed as a tourist visiting the old graves here.

What if I dyed my hair?

I don't think that would look good.

It doesn't look good.

Stalin's an actress so it would be pretty easy to lure her out here by telling her that

I'm shooting a short here and casting her in it.

And then when nobody else shows up she'll ask me, where is everybody?

And I'll say...

It's not going to cut together.

It's a jump cut.

That's not really how jump cuts work.

The concept of working isn't inherent in jump cuts through an iconoclastic.

Now all I have to do is roll her into the grave, cover it up, and make sure I take everything

with me.

You are not a blonde.

I'm going to surprise you.

Now if you show up with blonde hair it's not a surprise you're just doing what I assume

that you're going to do.

To surprise me is if we live like the rest of our lives and you never are blonde that

would be like the best surprise.

Olivia.

Can you show me how to work this thing?

Oh yeah.

Whoa.

No problem.

So this one here is the zoom and then the one up front is the focus and that's all you

got to do.

Easy breezy.

Easy.

All right.

Let's try.

What are you shooting?

I'm resurrecting the iMurdera project.

Really?

What happened to the Israel feature?

Um yeah.

That's not happening.

Why?

I think that it's because my manager finally read the script and he fired me because Israel

is a political subject which maybe you didn't know and also because the female lead wasn't

likable enough.

Uh I guess I just don't know what likable is.

Taking your shirt off I guess.

I don't know.

Don't ask me.

Aaron was my manager and so he says assistance is girl named Diane so she said that she

would try as like a last favor.

She would try and get me a meeting with some guys.

I just don't think that's going to happen.

So I realized I just can't sit back and wait for permission from some guy to make a movie.

I've got to find a project that I can do by myself.

You know nobody wants you to make a movie as much as you want to make one yourself.

It just makes sense.

Nobody cares as much as you do.

So you've got to go out and just make it happen.

Preach it girl.

So do you want to shoot this low budget indie with lots of integrity?

Not really.

Sorry I just you know integrity is great now but it's not going to paint my student lens.

Um well could I just get your camera then?

Oh yeah.

All yours.

Alright.

Go get them tiger.

Here these things shoot movies all by themselves.

Yum yum yum.

Nice yet.

Why are you doing this again?

I thought you hate being on camera.

Yeah obviously.

I mean not as charismatic as Pepper.

If I said you can't control it your mouth or something.

Yeah I have some kind of tick.

It looks really stupid.

So why are you doing it?

I don't know what else to do.

I just feel fucked.

Yeah isn't this project causing up damage already?

Like when's the last time you talked to Chase?

Have you guys started speaking again?

No.

Of course not.

But I can't get any worse right?

Maybe we could meet up and I could apologize.

I put him in a really terrible position.

I don't know what I was thinking.

Yeah so apologize but why are you starting it up again?

I just feel like I'm out of options.

And I already have the footage.

I could go to law school but I don't want to give up.

I feel like I'm close.

Maybe that's what all delusional people say.

This time I want to fully commit to doing this right.

And by that I mean as authentic as possible.

I want to go through the whole arc of a murderer's career.

The whole criminal escalation.

But condensed into the length of a feature film.

In my research I found that killers build up to a murder as the culmination of the progression

of thrills.

So I've got to do a small transgression to start my adrenaline addiction.

Hello Carrie.

I'm sorry I just had to face time with you know because I'm just feeling really bad.

I'm just a wreck like mom is not okay.

I'm like I just don't know what to do.

And excuse me sir I was wondering could you tell me where I could find green cards or like

for a person who's very very sick.

Oh yeah it's L6.

L6 thank you.

Well that was very anticlimactic.

I thought I was going to make cape cards but I guess I'm just not self destructive enough.

I think I'm going to be a good girl and go back inside and put it back.

And that is how you do a handcuff knot.

Hi.

How is work?

This job is going to kill me.

Oh no.

Did they order tie again?

No I just spent all day in an edit bay taking notes from a 42 year old woman who is absolutely

zero experience.

Like you know no one wants more than me for the v parity and job opportunities for female

filmmakers.

It's like fuck every time that we have a woman director they're always asking me like what

do you think.

And I'm like it's a superhero teen show just destroy the city already.

It's not that hard.

Yeah but it's really one for people to think of her ability to turn invisible as signifying

the construction of femininity just completely overthinking it.

Next thing you know it's like a 14 hour day and all the characters now have new Latino

friends and I have no idea how to integrate it all.

It's like I like to think of myself as an ally or at least a sensitive person but I sort

of got by hour two of overtime I'm ready to just slam my head into the desk and just

like jizz all over my computer screen so they can end the day.

How are you doing?

I'm G here from Diane about setting up the meeting with Big Winner.

Why are you asking me that?

Don't you think I would have told you first thing if I did?

What is this?

It's something for the movie.

I don't know if I'm going to use it but I just made a lot of progress today and I want

to keep my momentum going.

God I don't even want to know what you mean by you made some progress.

What does that have to do with the project?

You'll see.

God you are terrifying.

You're like a psychopath.

You're my little psychopath.

Are you a scary girl?

You're my scary girl?

Do you really think it's possible that I'm a psychopath?

If so, when did you first recognize the signs and what were they?

Has that been recorded in this whole time?

Is that okay?

Am I scaring you?

Are you afraid of me?

Is your dick afraid of me?

Why?

I'm making a porn now.

Is that all you know how to do?

Wow.

That was really unfair.

I'm sorry.

I'm kidding.

It's just, you know, like everything that you make has to do with sex.

You know that.

It's like you're going to be on camera.

Are you going to be naked in this?

I don't know.

Probably.

Yeah?

Yeah?

Really?

Like how naked?

Wow.

Now I'm scouting locations for the next scene of the film.

For me to find the perfect place, a lot of elements are going to have to come together.

You'll see.

The house is too low.

You as you want to go to the house has to change.

Wow.

Definitely not a murderer's best friend.

Wow.

I think I know her.

She's an actress.

She dresses like an actress.

I've definitely seen her in something.

Ground floor apartment.

Perfect.

I think it's carpet.

Yeah.

Carpet is perfect.

Although I've never have carpet in my place.

I think it's disgusting.

There's always hair in it.

But for breaking an injury, it's ideal.

It's less noise.

Wow.

Is that a landline?

OK, Mom.

Great.

Easy.

Yesterday, I nailed the first step.

I've got to keep my momentum going.

I feel like breaking an injury is the natural progression

story-wise.

In Joseph Campbell terms, you're breaking the taboo of moving

from one space into another and entering a new world.

I'm just going to pop inside and get the lay of the land.

And then I'll come back later when it's time to complete

the next step, breaking and entering when the occupant is

home.

Lean in, baby.

Are you serious?

I'm not going to get out of here.

I'm going to get out of here.

I'm going to get out of here.

Are you serious?

Jesus Christ.

Hello?

Diane?

Sorry I was working.

Yes, I am available.

Oh my God.

Send the email.

I'll be there.

Oh, I'm excited for you.

Thanks.

Yes.

Okay.

Thanks, bye bye.

Thanks so much for squeezing me in.

I was so excited when Diane connected us.

I love everything that you guys are putting out right now.

Oh, nice.

Thank you for coming down here, coming all the way from New York

to meet up.

It's really nice of you.

Oh, I actually live here in Highland Park.

Really?

Oh, I can just warn you, we're a New York person.

You're not New York based?

No.

Oh, crazy.

I could just want to...

You seem like she has a New York vibe.

Definitely.

You're like a Mormon New York vibe.

You're definitely a smoker.

Not that you're in bad shape, but you're not in good shape.

Well, it's like a New York shape.

You guys don't mind if I film this, do you?

It's for a personal project that I'm working on.

Is that recording?

Yes.

I don't know.

I'm not going to post it or anything.

Right now in this current climate, you can never have

enough transparency.

Oh.

I mean, if it's about transparency, then go ahead.

We have nothing to hide.

Second angle.

Cool.

So, tell me what did you think of the script?

To be honest, we have not read the script, but we did watch

the shorts.

And they are...

I fucked up.

Super dark.

They're so funny.

Kind of funny.

You seem like such a nice girl.

I don't know.

I'm just crazy.

Yeah.

You know, we want you to take risks.

You know, I would say even go bigger, go bolder.

You know, make bigger choices.

I would love that.

Yeah.

So, we have a bunch of projects set up actually here with strong

female leads.

Well, I mean, I could definitely come up with some ideas.

We would need you to.

We already have a bunch.

Yeah.

We have a bunch of stuff at development that basically underrepresented voices.

Diversity.

Being an ally.

You might think people are white, but they're not.

Intersectionality.

Intersectionality.

Intersectionality.

Breastfeeding in public.

Intersectionality.

Cool.

So, what would you like me to do?

Well, we want to see your take.

Yeah, you basically have to come up with a lookbook for investors,

which basically looks like something like this.

You just have to come up with it.

And these are probably like 50 pages, sort of, you know, pictures of similar things.

You know, nice fonts, big fonts, put it together.

And this is fast track, so we need that by next Friday.

Well, these are really nice.

Yeah.

Like, really, they look so good.

Like, I'm worried that I didn't think that I could come up with anything that looked as professional as those.

Our friend made those in like, they're super easy.

Yeah, super easy.

This is a really big opportunity for you.

You know, and we've been developing these ideas for a long time, and we are so close to finalizing the financing.

So, this is great.

You have a green light?

Yeah, I'm sorry.

So, just so I understand, you already have the script.

Yeah.

Yeah, our buddy wrote it.

Our buddy Derek.

Yeah.

Actually, now that I'm thinking about it, you guys have a ton in common.

Ah, I do.

Do they think about that?

Yes.

Oh my God, you're like the female him, but like, weird and artsy.

Yeah, yeah, you guys should meet actually.

I feel like you would actually, I'm not even joking.

I feel like you would get married.

I feel like you would get married.

Oh, dude, yes.

Maybe the most fucked up wedding.

If you don't have any, but if you're not seeing anybody, I feel like I can set that up.

No.

I can give you those in for later.

That sounds promising.

But we need an ally on your side, you know?

Right.

Like, what do you mean?

You know, we just need someone like you to like help spearhead these projects, you know?

Mm-hmm.

Someone with you with a voice and, you know, strong female voice and all that stuff.

There's a bunch of girls coming in to, you know, to pitch on it.

Oh.

Yeah.

Okay.

Only the best, of course, you know.

Okay.

Okay.

All right.

Thank you.

Do you have any other questions for us?

No.

Okay.

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Yeah, I'm just disappointed because I thought there was going to be prettier things in

here and there's just so much health stuff.

She has so many vitamins.

You'd think she thought she was going to die or something.

I'm living my best life.

I'm not being creepy.

It's just a second angle for coverage.

I really like that shirt on you.

I'm sorry.

I should have asked.

It's not like I was going to put it up on the internet.

It was just for me.

You don't need to tape us having sex.

We can just have sex.

But maybe someday we won't be able to have sex because I'm gone.

Gone?

What do you mean?

Like dead?

No, not dead.

Just gone.

Gone somewhere where I can't have sex anymore.

So I'd really like to be able to watch us make love so I could remember.

Okay, why do you want to tape me eating you out?

Why not tape something that we're doing together?

Because it has to be something that I want to watch.

And we were getting there.

It would have happened too.

How about I make a pervy little document?

No, I don't know what you're taking my movie.

Oh my God, guess who just texted?

Hi.

How you doing?

I'm good.

Oh my God.

It's good to see you.

It's so good to see you.

Is that a camera on your head?

Yes, it is.

I just got it.

I just feel like the best way to make life more like a movie is to film it.

Cool.

Shall we?

Yeah, let's hide, bitch.

That thing looks way better on your head than it does on mine.

Does it?

It's a cool.

I don't know why they couldn't have just called in a female director who's certified

in Photoshop and saved a lot of awkwardness because it was one of the worst meetings that

I've ever had.

I've just never felt like a commodity before, but maybe that's because I've never been

worth anything before and maybe I just kind of don't know what it feels like.

It's not bad.

It's just new.

I mean, meetings are weird, you know.

They're like dates.

Yeah, and like a date, I talk too much and I scared somebody.

Yeah, and then, you know, they never call you back and then you're at square one every

time just like waiting for the next one to come up.

I'm really glad that we're doing this.

I do.

I'm sad that all this time has gone by without us meeting up or talking to each other, but

I understand.

I feel so bad about the position that I put you in.

I just felt really protective of you and I couldn't bear to see you hurt, but I realized

it wasn't my call to make.

It's totally fine.

No, it's not.

You're a grown man.

You know, you're with the person that you want to be with because you want to be with

them.

I get it.

You know, I treated you like you were helpless and you're not.

And that doesn't reflect the respect that I have for you.

I appreciate you saying that, but it's totally cool.

I miss you too.

Yay.

That's good.

And it's a really crazy timing too, actually.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I don't know if you saw on social media or whatever, but.

No, I'm not on Facebook anymore.

It just makes me hate people.

I don't feel you.

But anyway, yeah, we're getting married in like three weeks, so.

You have to get your address before we leave.

It's going to be like a massive wedding.

There's going to be four cakes.

What?

It's got four cakes.

And what are you thinking?

What?

Why are you committing yourself to somebody who emotionally abuses you and puts you in

therapy?

I mean, why are you doing this to yourself?

I don't understand.

You're not a stupid person.

You fucking kidding me?

You just said that you respected that I could, you know, make my own decisions or whatever.

What the fuck are you talking about?

How am I supposed to respect you when you act like such a fucking victim?

I mean, you're a wonderful person.

Oh my God.

You have no trouble finding women?

You could easily be with somebody who doesn't treat you like shit.

You should try it before you marry the fucking devil.

Are you okay?

Were there peanuts in my bagel?

Peanuts?

No, you tasted it.

It was bacon and egg.

Sesame seeds or what?

No, I picked all of the sesame seeds off.

But they were out of all of the bagels except for sesame seeds, so I just made sure they

were all brushed off.

Because I know we hate them.

I don't hate them.

I'm allergic to them.

Oh, no.

I'm so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so,

sorry.

Oh my God.

Are you okay?

I'm just going to call.

Oh shit.

Chase, there isn't a signal here.

We're in the middle of the city and there is not a signal at all.

I don't know what to do.

I'm panicking.

I can't feel my hair.

Tell me what to do.

Don't panic.

Don't panic.

I'm really sorry.

I'm panicking.

Is there a pea pan in here?

There's an epipen.

What does it look like?

Where is it?

I don't fucking see it.

I don't fucking see it.

Oh, there it is.

My leg.

I don't know how to use this.

My leg.

Shoot at my leg.

What?

Oh.

Listen.

This is going to seem really bad, but you are going to be so bad.

You are going to be so glad that I did this later.

I want to give this to you.

Just say that you won't marry her.

Do it.

Come on.

I really want to give this to you.

Just say you won't marry her.

That's all you have to do.

I'm saving you from an expensive divorce or years of misery or both.

I know this seems really unethical right now, but I know it's the right thing to do.

Just say it.

Chase.

Chase.

Why are you doing this?

Please just say it.

Chase?

Chase?

Chase?

Chase?

I'm going to be happy that.

Can I talk to you?

Yes.

Were you taping today?

No.

I forgot to turn it on.

Otherwise, it would be traumatized.

Okay.

So, he had an allergic reaction.

You gave him a shot, but it was too late.

Yes.

You did everything you could.

It wasn't your fault.

It doesn't feel that way.

Hey, what's up?

Nothing.

How to go with Chase?

Is it a water under the bridge?

Not exactly.

I'm never going to see him, MacKet.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

I think anybody who knows me,

those that what happened today,

I didn't mean to happen.

It's not fair.

She's the one who should be dead.

He was a wonderful person, and there are so many terrible people

in the world.

It doesn't make any sense.

It's also precipitated a very drastic tone change in the film

that I didn't want or anticipate.

Maybe a makeover sequence would lighten things up.

MUSIC

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

I think we need to talk.

You can't use to the new me.

Don't you think it's kind of sexy?

No.

Like you're being unfaithful to your girlfriend,

but it's still your girlfriend?

No.

I just felt I had to do it for the movie.

It's for the movie?

You're not going to stop even after...

No.

I'm not going to give up.

Look, I'm worried that you were going to cross a line.

I can't...

I don't need you to be worried about me.

Frankly, I'm bewildered that you don't think that I could come up with a flawless MO,

that I can figure out some tasteless odorless food additive

that evaporates immediately in the victim's bowels,

leaving no trace for a pathologist to follow up on.

Pretty much anybody could do that.

Why couldn't I?

You really thought this through.

Of course I've thought it through.

I'm a murderer, not some frenzied spree killer.

You dumb cunt.

Jesus.

I'll get an app in.

I'm so sorry.

But you know me, right?

I come here every day.

Seriously?

I'm...

I'm excused you.

Sorry.

What if I came, um...

paid away?

What is going on with you?

Nothing.

What's going on with you?

Uh, well, my girlfriend just called me a cunt,

and then she came back ten seconds later,

and she said, I don't know if she's found $100 on the ground.

You're kind of being an asshole, to be honest.

Look, if there's a right way to act 24 hours

after seeing your friend die horribly in front of you,

I don't know it, okay?

I'm sorry.

I...

what I'm trying to say is...

I feel...

different.

That makes sense.

I want to be here for you, okay?

Cheelio.

See you later.

I love you.

Most humiliating happens when I was at the coffee shop

and I went to reach for my wallet and I could find my license or my credit cards,

and I had no cash, so I wasn't able to pay for my freaking coffee.

Yeah, and she didn't even give it to me, and I...

I couldn't have every fucking day!

She doesn't recognize me, it's like, hello, it's me.

And she looked at me like I'm a fucking homeless person.

I mean, you know how I dress?

I do not listen to my fucking homeless person.

I know, and I need my coffee.

I don't know what is happening, but I feel like I'm a little bit forced.

It's like, channeling into me, and I'm really afraid it's going to turn into

like a turmeric or something.

So, I'm just waiting for her to come home.

I feel like with Chase, I broke the seal.

I'm feeling really excited to get out there and show the world what I can do.

I'm just waiting for her to come home.

I'm just waiting for her to come home.

I'm just waiting for her to come home.

I'm just waiting for her to come home.

I'm just waiting for her to come home.

I'm just waiting for her to come home.

I'm just waiting for her to come home.

I'm just waiting for her to come home.

I'm just waiting for her to come home.

I'm just waiting for her to come home.

I'm just waiting for her to come home.

I'm just waiting for her to come home.

I'm just waiting for her to come home.

I'm just waiting for her to come home.

I'm just waiting for her to come home.

I'm just waiting for her to come home.

I'm just waiting for her to come home.

I'm just waiting for her to come home.

I'm just waiting for her to come home.

I'm just waiting for her to come home.

I'm just waiting for her to come home.

I'm just waiting for her to come home.

I'm just waiting for her to come home.

I'm just waiting for her to come home.

I'm just waiting for her to come home.

I'm just waiting for her to come home.

I'm just waiting for her to come home.

I'm just waiting for her to come home.

I'm just waiting for her to come home.

I'm just waiting for her to come home.

I stopped to find the beta beat

what I had.

I went to it.

Daytime and night fauxbowl on the agenda.

I'm just waiting for her to come home.

to be bereaved BFS, a recipe for lemon water too good to take to the grave. A list of famous

people I've had sex with, as well as a list of people I do not forgive. I do not forgive anybody

I followed who didn't follow me back. Trevor, I do not forgive you for making it weird.

Danny, you choked. I know this will come as a terrible shock to you all. I seemed so happy and

perfect, but inside of me was a putrifying abscess that was only getting bigger. I was rotting

from the inside out a gorgeous shell around a solid core of pus. The guilt of holding up an

unattainable image of perfection to other women has finally become insupportable. I need to

annihilate myself to illuminate the truth to those who look up to me. I am nothing. I was never happy.

Love your flawed selves, and when you feel like you're not good enough, remember me

and the pathetic life that was mine until it's shameful shallow end.

Hey babe. Hey. Guess what? What? We're having salmon.

Put your step down. Have something cold to drink. Thanks.

Why are you not eating?

Oh my god. Is this because of what I said about my M.O.?

Keith, I can't believe you think I'd ever want to hurt you. That's crazy. If there's something

wrong, I would just tell you. I did all this because I finally did something, you know,

accomplished something today, and I wanted to celebrate with you.

That's good. That's a little underwhelming. You're acting like you don't believe me.

I don't know. It's just, you know, a lot of it's been going on lately, and I don't really know

what we're talking about right now. What we're talking about is you don't think I can do anything.

You don't think I'll ever make a movie. You don't think I could kill somebody. You don't believe

I can do anything, and it really hurts because I believe in you. I believe you can do your elevated

sci-fi David Lynch graphic novel. I really do. Why can't you believe in me?

I really want to say something to you, and I don't want you to think I'm being critical,

because that's not why I'm saying this. I'm saying this because I'm worried and I do care for you.

Okay. There is no movie that is worth hurting someone for, either yourself or another person.

Right?

I don't agree. If it's a very bad person for a very good movie, logically there are just real

benefits to killing a bad person. If you get a good movie out of it, that's an additional advantage.

Hypothetically. All right, let's not talk hypothetically. Let's speak for real.

I don't know what you've done, but you have definitely changed.

Then you don't want to be with me anymore.

You are destroying yourself. There's nothing that's worth that.

If I want to destroy myself so I can make something I'm proud of,

so I won't be a failure anymore, that's okay with me. But I can't do it without your support.

I don't want to do it without you.

I can't do this anymore. It's just too stressful.

Is my fucked up life stressing you out? I'm sorry.

I'm just gonna get to stay with a friend. I'll figure out a time to come back and get the rest

of my stuff and pick up pepper.

You do not come back and pick up pepper. You take pepper? I will fucking rip your guts out.

Get out!

Sorry!

Hi.

Hi.

Would you like to have sex with me?

I'll buy you a sandwich.

The shirt looks nice on you.

Do you like the shower?

Do you like the snacks?

Good. Do you mind if I film you?

I, um, I'd rather you than it.

Oh. Okay. I'll just get out of your hair.

Oh. Oh.

I'm sorry. I'm just working on a low budget.

Oh. Oh, no.

It's okay. It's okay. It's fine. I can... You can film me.

Yeah? Yeah.

You sure? Mm-hmm.

Good. Thank you.

And striking? Whoa. Sorry.

Have you ever been on a film set before?

No. No? I kind of, like, guess that you might have been like a child star or something.

You've heard that before.

I would never call you a homeless person. That just seems really condescending to me, you know?

Like, I don't know what your family situation is. Like, there could be a good reason that you're out here.

Oh, you're blocking my beat camp. Can you get on the other side? Just get over.

Okay. Cool.

Well, I think you're a natural. We can put this on your reel. No problem.

So, Phil, what was the last job you had?

I worked at a Boston market.

Gross.

I didn't eat the food there. What do you do?

It's hard to explain.

Uh...

As I'm sure you've noticed, our economy is at a major transitional moment.

So, even though I have a master's degree, I can't find any full-time work that I'm qualified for.

I just keep having to put temporary gigs together.

I'm actually living pretty hand-to-mouth.

So, do you have any family?

Some. But...

But nobody knows where you are right now?

So, were you serious about wanting to have sex?

The thing is, I do want to have sex. I just feel very...

You know, right now, I feel very insecure. And I worry that I couldn't get out of my head.

And I just wouldn't be any good.

Um...

But I think you could talk me into it.

Um...

You looked really cute when I first saw you?

Yeah?

And when you bought me food, that was cute.

Try to be more specific.

I think your nose is crooked.

Not a compliment.

Don't worry, I'll get into it.

I'm not gonna be too serious about it.

I'm not gonna be too serious about it.

I'm not gonna be too serious about it.

Wow.

That was actually pretty good.

Which is why this next part is going to be so much harder.

It's 32 minutes since you drank that soda.

I'm not gonna be too serious about it.

I'm not gonna be too serious about it.

I'm not gonna be too serious about it.

To my estranged family, tonight I'm at an angel.

Things have been hard lately.

I didn't think it could get any more depressing than working at Boston Market,

but I wondered how the streets have been even more uncomfortable and disgusting.

I wondered how I got here.

I didn't see a way out until tonight.

When I met this unconventionally attractive, witty force of nature,

I learned it's okay to let go of this world, where all I know is degradation.

I know.

I'm really jeopardizing my likability.

What was my motivation to kill Phil?

He wasn't a bad person, but if you look at the Golden State Killer,

you see that all the best serial killers are unpredictable.

They look at the criminal profile they're forming, and they strike outside of it.

Golden State Killer actually went to a town meeting that was held to figure out how to stop him.

You heard this guy in the audience say,

he only rapes our wives when they're alone.

You know, if we just stayed at home with them, he'd be too much of a coward to come at us.

So, next time the Golden State Killer struck, he targeted that guy.

He broke into his house, tied him up.

Reaped his wife in front of him.

Just to send a message.

You're not going to stop me.

You can't anticipate me. You can't predict me.

I'm smarter than you.

It's pretty clever, right?

So, while I would love to only kill people that deserve it,

I could unwittingly reveal too much about myself psychologically by my choice of targets.

And that's why I have to mix in the classic victims, the disenfranchised, the transient.

Believe me, it's not what I want to do.

I've already committed so much to this. I really want to do it right.

I mean, it's hard not to get your feelings hurt sometimes, and this is like, what do you do?

What do you do? I mean, what is it that you do?

Oh, actually, I'm a architect.

Yeah, you know, I think it's just weird working in an industry where everybody you meet as an opinion about it.

I'm like, look, I went to liberal arts school. I studied sociology. I have student loans.

First choice, health choice is where I could get a job.

But everybody you meet is like, you work for a health insurance provider. You're the devil.

I mean, that doesn't happen to people that work in other fields. I mean, nobody's like,

ah, you work for the airline industry and airplanes crash. You're bad.

Well, maybe they're just going based off their own experiences because I've never been on a plane that's crashed,

but I do have insurance right now that's set.

See, it's the rising cost of care. There's a lot that people don't understand.

I mean, all these people want to get covered for everything, and you can't run a business like that.

Okay? First choice, health choice is a business. It has to make a profit, or I don't have a job.

Okay? Sounds bad, but I think sick people are stupid.

He has to die.

I mean, do you know anyone that's sick?

I mean, do you know anyone that's sick?

I mean, do you know anyone that's sick?

Yeah, I mean, do you know somebody? Give me a call.

Yeah, have a baby someday. Give me a call.

First dates are tough.

That obvious?

People are so judgmental. It's hard to be open.

Yeah, that's very true.

Do you want to go on a date with me?

You don't have to buy me coffee.

I don't have to buy coffee.

I don't have to buy coffee.

I don't have to buy coffee.

I don't have to buy coffee.

I don't have to buy coffee.

I feel like I should mention that I had unprotected sex with a homeless person last night.

I wanted to get tested, and I don't have health insurance.

What is wrong with you? You can get tested for free at all the gay places.

I was just kidding. We used to call them. I'm not crazy.

I feel sick.

You know, I actually was denied health insurance because I have a pre-existing condition.

It's just a moderate anxiety disorder. Nothing.

That a few dollars a month of antidepressants can't handle.

But I've been feeling really stressed lately.

My boyfriend and I broke up.

My friend...

died.

I don't feel so good.

Just shut up and call anyone. I feel like I'm gonna pass out.

The ambulances are so expensive.

Why don't I just kill you instead?

So, why are you telling me all this?

Won't it make me lose end?

Not for long, and I need the validation.

I'm just such a people pleaser, you know? And...

I'm so good at murdering. It just sucks that I can't get the credit for it.

But that's the nature of murdering.

It's not always easy. Let me tell you.

No, I can't. I'm actually straight-edge.

Sorry, I know it's boring.

It's a gun! It's a gun! Like a suicide!

Who would have thought this SWAT would have a gun?

I wanted everyone to think I was a really great person because I didn't drink.

I didn't know that Donald Trump doesn't drink.

And when I realized what a fucking dumbass I've been acting like, I fucking killed myself.

Ow! Ow!

Sweetheart, that kinda hurts a little bit, actually.

What do you want the Girl Scout Camp?

I knew Girls, your ace wanted to fuck me.

Modern life is so empty.

The millennials have ruined everything.

Mr. Unhouse Guy?

Come here.

You can have snacks now, but I'm gonna tell you how to dispose of a body, and you gotta listen.

The complete disappearance of the erotic thriller as a genre gives me nothing to live for.

A series of murders has left authorities baffled.

Despite the presence of suicide notes, LAPD detectives are certain that the rush of death is the work of a serial killer.

The handwriting's the same, the poison, the stomach's the same, and it's all just one guy.

But the friends and family of the victims don't believe it.

I mean, I read that note that she wrote about feeling really guilty about being pretty.

Only Teresa could have written that note.

Fred hated millennials.

They just blindly made him take his own life.

I hope they're happy.

The criminal profilers are certain that it's the work of one person, most likely a white male in his late 20s to early 30s, with a great deal of criminal experience under his belt.

He's very clever to name.

Only a very sick man would do this.

A sick man?

Very sick and d-

Bullshit!

I need you to get something out of my car.

It's a big, done piece of shit wrapped in plastic.

I'm not sure.

Miss Call.

Hey, Julian.

Just checking in where you are with those pitch decks would, uh, love to get those from you.

End of the day.

Alright.

I bet you would.

Ask clowns.

I'm never going to see Chase again.

It's very hard with the date being so close.

I can't imagine.

We planned our perfect wedding together.

My gawel, I was, he loved my Michael came in impression, I was going to surprise him.

Well, it's so silly.

Do you want to hear it?

Hey, wow.

So great to see you both.

Have you been Keith?

Stalin, that's what you like to call me behind my back, right?

Oh, I'll call you that to your face.

Look at you.

Getting back out there.

You are so brave.

Just so you know, Keith has one of those big editing monitors, so I don't know if you'll be able to throw it out a window.

You might not be boyfriend material.

You totally got it wrong.

We're just having coffee.

Look at me, I'm in mourning.

Does this look like a first date outfit to you?

I don't know.

Maybe it's not a first date.

Stalin, please just leave.

Can I just say something?

Can I just say...

It should have been you.

Hey, hey, hey.

No, no, it's okay.

You really want to talk about this? Let's talk about this.

Because I ask myself, every day, how he ended up with that Sesame seed bagel in the first place.

We all saw the police report. He had epinephrine and his system when he died.

Gillian gave him the shot.

I know.

But he was just very sensitive about his food allergies.

Well, maybe he just woke up that morning and decided he'd rather choke on a bagel than get married to your crazy ass.

Gillian, that's too much.

I don't even say that to someone.

He was my prince charming and now he's gone.

I'm coming back for the rest of my stuff.

Don't bother. I gave it to the homeless.

Yeah, I know you're lying, Gillian.

Hold on, hold on.

I need...

You... to tell me.

What was the last thing that he said?

Was there... did he say anything about me?

Okay.

Let's put aside all of our stuff.

I know this is bigger than that.

And you deserve to know the truth.

But I have something to ask you that's important to me.

Because I want to know the truth. Okay?

You've always hated me, haven't you?

Yes.

Just before he went.

The last thing that he said...

It was...

Oh!

I'll see you in hell, Stalin!

I feel like I've taken this crime spree as far as it can go.

I think I got a bit angry.

I was feeling helpless, got distracted.

Killing all these people is starting to feel like work.

It's not fun anymore.

I'm not feeling the creative fulfillment I had when I got started.

Don't do that. It tickles.

I know what you're thinking.

Why did I start murdering in the first place?

Because I'm good at it.

And people are garbage.

But it's taking up too much of my time now and I've got other goals.

Why don't I just do one final one and really make it count?

I'm not talking to that crazy bitch.

I'm not talking to that guy.

I'm not talking to that guy.

I'm not talking to that guy.

I'm not talking to that guy.

I'm not talking to that guy.

I'm not talking to that guy.

I'm not talking to that guy.

I'm not talking to that guy.

I'm not talking to that guy.

I'm not talking to that guy.

I'm not talking to that guy.

If you than to the guy who I'm talking....

I'm not talking to that guy.

Don't try to Cub Al

but I can't believe that.

Why are you tired of driving right now?

Nope.

I feel like many people are here since I worked on the outside.

I can't move.

You fucking bitch.

You'll never get away with this.

Oh, but I totally will.

Your suicide note practically writes itself.

Shaken by your fiance's untimely demise,

you've realized the unfairness of your survival.

He was the good person who should have lived.

You are the bad person who should have died.

And now, to redeem yourself,

you are donating your good organs

from your evil body to nice people

so that they can live.

Now, I will take your heart,

which is in perfect condition,

because you never used it.

Hello, my name is Stalin.

Please send an ambulance to 21-11,

Silver Lake Boulevard, to pick up my organs.

You will find my body in the bathroom.

We're in no.

I'm sorry for being such a bloody cunt.

That was crazy.

I'm not sure what I just watched.

Yeah, good for you though, for getting out there

and doing your...

It was cool.

I'm not sure I bought it.

It's a very interesting idea.

Something there.

I just wish there was that strong family.

Yeah, someone likeable.

You didn't think I was likeable even when I had my shirt off?

Actually, those parts were okay.

I think I wanted a real actor.

But it was real.

It was all real.

Remember, you guys told me that you wanted me to take more risks,

like be bold?

Yeah, we definitely support you guys as artists.

We could never do what you guys do.

Look, let me love you with you, okay?

I really respect you, so I just want to tell you what I really think.

Uh-huh.

I just...

I didn't buy it.

It was just... I couldn't suspend my disbelief.

Yeah, it was pretty at a...

That was unbelievable.

I kind of don't know what to say.

Clearly, you just watched something that was authentic.

In more ways than one.

I opened up a vein and the veins of other people,

and I put it on screen.

Obviously, it was a very personal project to you.

I mean, actually, I felt kind of embarrassed for you watching it.

I just mean, like, all of our ideas were about these important women's issues.

You know, like, we talked about, like, intersectionality,

strong female, all that stuff, and I feel like...

I guess, like, this feels like a step back for women, to be honest.

Okay. Thanks for telling me.

Did you do those decks?

Can we see those, actually?

Yeah.

The decks?

What did you do, and you didn't do the decks?

No.

Okay, that's pretty disappointing.

All right.

Look, the only reason we met with you is because Diane told us you were this amazing person.

We love Diane. Diane's fucking awesome.

So we were like, yeah, okay, we'll meet with her.

Okay.

Okay. I just mean like...

Look, with all due respect, like, I just don't know if this is the right field for you.

Like, we want a director who can play ball, and I feel like I would give you a ball,

and you would, like, call it a giraffe, and then, like, set the giraffe on fire.

You know what I'm saying?

I'm sorry.

I don't know. It's just been gave you all of these ideas, and then you go off and you make weird Francis Ha.

You know, it's just, like, not useful at all.

Can you ask...

Diane, to call that Uber.

Look, you know, I'm really sorry.

You know, we gave you this opportunity, and...

I understand.

Okay. Cool.

And don't worry about the decks. It's totally cool.

Okay.

You know, people say right now that, like, women shouldn't apologize so much, you know,

and I just want to say, I'm sorry.

Hey, we're all learning.

We're doing our best.

I'm sorry.

It's all right.

Sorry.

Did I do it exactly how you want to be true?

I'm sorry it didn't fit your expectations.

But I didn't do it for you! I can't believe it!

Oh, my God.

Ria?

Is this better?

Producer number two?

Is it looking more real? Any notes?

Please.

Please.

Don't do this, all right? I love your felt...

Don't get mad.

No.

Just give me that.

I have some photos on my phone. I have to delete, okay?

Dumbfucks like you don't get two minutes.

If you knew what I was, you wouldn't even ask me that.

What are you?

I'm a strong fool now, Ria.

zero- octagonal

Set the

I went to Kautem for the dark side of the moon boy

I saw your eyes right to my tomb but there's nowhere else to go

Someone trying to find my feet or there's something that will keep me from falling to my demons

But now they're getting close and cold

The wind's a cold in the morning calling up

Sayin' we could've had a good time

I can see your waters in the rain with pleasure on your face

It's the time to tell them that you won't get away with your light on

If you'll trace it down and you'll burn your eyes

Now you won't get away with your light on

If you trace it down and you burn and you're used to the dark

I feel it in creeping closer to me and see

If I got something they need they're disposed

I'm going to be quickly so I got an escape

Without a life all the way

Just trying to save it from fading away without me

The cold in the wind's a cold in the morning calling up

Sayin' we could've had a good time

I can see your waters in the rain with pleasure on your face

It's the time to tell them that you won't get away with your light on

If you'll trace it down and you'll burn your eyes

Now you won't get away with your light on

If you'll trace it down

If you'll trace it down and you'll burn your eyes

Now you won't get away with your light on

If you'll trace it down and you'll burn your eyes

Now you won't get away with your light on

If you'll trace it down and you're used to the dark

I feel it in my face

I feel it in my face

I feel it in my face

I feel it in my face

I feel it in my face

I feel it in my face

I feel it in my face

I feel it in my face

I feel it in my face

I feel it in my face

I feel it in my face

I feel it in my face

I feel it in my face

I feel it in my face

I feel it in my face

I feel it in my face

I feel it in my face

I feel it in my face