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Previously onGeorgie &
Mandy's First Marriage...
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Jim.
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We have a situation.
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- What's going on?
- I found this in Connor's bathroom.
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What am I looking at?
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A pregnancy test.
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Oh, my God.
Did he get that girl pregnant?
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I don't know.
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- Okay. Everything's fine.
- You talked to him?
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Better, I went to the drug store and
got the pregnancy test instructions.
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Jim!
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One line is negative.
She's not pregnant.
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[sighs] Oh, thank God.
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No kidding.
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But you still have
to talk to him.
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Why? We're good.
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CONNOR: Yes?
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We need to talk.
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Look, I don't know what's
going on in your personal life--
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She broke up with me.
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Still no Connor, huh?
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He hasn't been out of his room all day.
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Poor guy.
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He'll be down when he's ready.
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Are you sure he's still up there?
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My sister runs away all the time.
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Yeah, I don't think you can
run away from home at 27.
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I wouldn't know.
All my children are still here.
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He didn't run away.
I heard him moving around.
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You were listening at his door?
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It's called parenting
and I'm good at it!
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I'll check on him after dinner.
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- Oh, thank you, that's so sweet.
- Hold on. What are you gonna say?
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Don't know, I don't usually think
about stuff before I say it.
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[chuckles]
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We're working on that.
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Just remember,
he's in a vulnerable place.
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- I know.
- Oh, and don't bad-mouth Chloe
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because, if they get back
together, you look like a jerk.
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Like this one did with Georgie.
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That was different.
I also said those things to his face.
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We're working on that.
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And don't say nice things
about Chloe, either.
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We don't want him
trying to get her back.
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Y'all, I've been dumped before.
I know how bad it feels.
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Oh, my God. I married you
and gave you a baby. Move on.
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♪
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[coos]
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CONNOR: Yes?
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It's Georgie.
I brought you some food.
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CONNOR: No, thanks.
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Are you sure? It's meatloaf.
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CONNOR: The end piece?
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All burnt and chewy.
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Thanks.
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- Hold on.
- What?
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I was thinking we could
hang out and talk a bit.
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- I'd rather not.
- Wasn't really asking.
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[sighs]
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I just want you to know, I get
what you're going through.
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[plate clinks]
You do?
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When your sister broke up
with me, it hurt like hell.
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I couldn't eat,
couldn't sleep.
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Couldn't even turn on Baywatch.
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And they just added
Yasmine Bleeth.
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Well...
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I feel like...
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Hold on.
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[chuckles] Hi. I was just...
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[sighs]
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Okay, talk to me.
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Everything was good,
but when she thought she was pregnant,
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- it all changed.
- Been there.
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She didn't see me as
a struggling musician anymore.
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Suddenly, I was a guy without a job
who lives with his parents
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and can barely
take care of himself.
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You don't know that.
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She said those actual words.
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Yeah. It's not like
she has her life together.
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Her music's not going anywhere,
her family doesn't talk to her.
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You've got every right
to be upset.
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I'm gonna call her
and tell her how I feel.
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Oh, no, no.
No, you don't want to do that.
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Why not?
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I'm hurting,
why shouldn't she?
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Trust me, there's no version of you
making her feel guilty that goes your way.
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But it'll feel so good.
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Bro, I'm telling you,
you've got to ride this one out.
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I don't know if I can.
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Whatever you want to say to her,
say to me.
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That's silly.
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Try it.
Might make you feel better.
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Fine.
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How could you do this?
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You said you loved me.
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- Keep going.
- I trusted you,
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and you turn around
and break my heart.
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- Let it out.
- We wrote songs together.
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I introduced you to my family.
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We had mind-blowing monkey sex
every day for a month!
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And it's out.
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Oh, I hate to see him like this.
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Well, heartbreak's just
a part of growing up.
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You know, there was a time we didn't know
if he'd even have friends,
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let alone a girlfriend.
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And look at what she did to him.
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He saw a naked woman.
Take the win.
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How can you put a positive spin
on this?
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Well...
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you know, we thought
he might be alone forever.
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Instead, there was a girl.
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He had a pregnancy scare.
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Or... he had a pregnancy scare!
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Not funny.
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This is a good thing, Audrey.
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You know, it-it's kind of
like Pinocchio.
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He's becoming a real boy.
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So what was he before?
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This is a good thing, Audrey.
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- Hey.
- [screams]
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Ah! What? What the hell?
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What if I call her,
but I promise to stay calm?
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- Dude, we've been over this.
- [groans]
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You've got to be strong.
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I feel like I'm going crazy.
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- Aw, I'm so sorry.
- Thank you.
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Now get out.
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But I'm hurting.
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I know.
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Get out.
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Why don't we let her sleep
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and you and me watch a movie,
get your mind off things.
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What are you thinking?
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It's hard to be sad
watching Jim Carrey.
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I don't know
if I'm in the mood for a comedy.
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Stephen King?
Cujo, Shining, Pet Sematary?
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You know, I heard Shawshank
Redemptionis Stephen King.
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- You don't say.
- Oh, my God, get out!
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♪ There's no easy way out...♪
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Are you sure I shouldn't see
Rocky I, IIand III first?
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Nah, IV is really
when the series finds itself.
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CONNOR: Fine,
I don't want to talk to you anymore, either!
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[hangs up phone]
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You were right,
shouldn't have called her.
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Oh, you called?
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Adrian flew to Russia
to support Rocky,
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and I believed in love again.
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I told you
it would make things worse.
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- I couldn't help it.
- Where's your backbone, man?
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- I'm doing my best.
- [groans softly]
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If you're not gonna listen
to me, leave me out of it.
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What is going on out here?
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- He called her.
- You called her?
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I called her.
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Why would you do that?
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I told him not to!
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How many times am I gonna
get woken up over this?
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He called her.
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Why would you do that?
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Don't be mean to him.
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MANDY: Okay, CeeCee.
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It's time to play
"put the toys away."
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- [toy lands]
- Can you help Mommy?
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Sorry, you're busy.
Why don't you get back to me?
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- Hello.
- What's up?
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Can you help me make a résumé?
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Why?
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I need to get my life together.
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Okay. Pick up all this crap,
and I'll go get the laptop.
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Sure. Come on, CeeCee.
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Help Uncle Connor.
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You ever made a résumé before?
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I've never seen a résumé before.
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Okay, well, here's mine.
We can use it as a template.
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You type 75 words a minute?
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Do you want my help or not?
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[sighs heavily]
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You have so much experience.
I have none.
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That's okay.
Let's just start with education.
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[groans heavily]
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You graduated high school.
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Barely.
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You went to college.
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I crashed and burned
in six weeks.
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Well, that's way more than Georgie,
and he runs a business.
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Are you trying
to make me feel worse?
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Okay, what about skills?
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[sighs heavily]
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You play, like,
every instrument.
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Look how far it's gotten me.
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I even suck at girls,
and that's the one thing
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musicians are good at.
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Okay, let's at least
put down your phone number.
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[scoffs] What, so my mommy
can answer when they call?
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All right.
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New plan: day drinking.
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That is the time-honored
refuge of the downtrodden.
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Yep, and another thing
musicians are really good at.
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[sighs] I remember
when me and my first boyfriend broke up.
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- Was that Dan?
- [gasps] You remember him?
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He used to call me "Con-nerd."
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[chuckles] Yeah, he was great.
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What's going on here?
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I'm drinking my problems away.
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Isn't it a little early?
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What's in your hand?
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Cheers.
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Have you ever dealt
with anything like this?
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A breakup? Sure.
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- Really? You and Mom broke up?
- Well, I wasn't only with your mother.
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I had a life,
I sowed my oats.
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- Ew.
- Ugh.
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Hey, if it wasn't for my oats,
you wouldn't be here.
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- So, uh, who was she?
- Oh.
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Pamela Jenkowski.
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[takes deep breath]
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She was two years older than me
in all the right places.
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- Ew!
- Ugh.
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Used to walk her home
from school,
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carried her books,
gave her my class ring to wear.
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Then her dad got transferred,
and they moved away.
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Aw.
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Yeah, well, you know,
we promised we'd write,
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but, uh...
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one letter a week turned into
one letter a month.
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[Jim]: And, finally,
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got a box in the mail
with my ring in it.
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And a note that, uh...
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said she'd, uh...
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...met someone else.
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But I'm over it!
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And here's your keys.
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Thanks.
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Oh, you like Pearl Jam?
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[chuckles] Yeah.
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Cool. I don't mean to be rude,
but do you have a boyfriend?
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You asking me out?
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No, no, I'm married.
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But my brother-in-law's single
and he loves music.
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I saw Pearl Jam
a couple years ago.
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- In Denton?
- Yeah.
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I was at that show!
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So good!
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- [chuckles]: Yeah.
- What are you doing?
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It's called customer service.
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- You're hittin' on her.
- You're hitting on her.
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For Connor.
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Great guy,
more hair than this one.
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I'm gonna go now.
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- Can I at least get your number?
- Or can I?
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Congratulations,
you scared her off.
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- She'll be back.
- How do you know?
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She got a Subaru
with 180,000 miles on it.
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00:11:24,422 --> 00:11:26,443
[scoffs] She needs me.
255
00:11:30,298 --> 00:11:31,751
[rock music playing over stereo]
256
00:11:31,771 --> 00:11:33,180
- [cheering]
- [groans]
257
00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:34,278
Yeah!
258
00:11:34,298 --> 00:11:35,982
Drink, sucka!
259
00:11:37,118 --> 00:11:38,634
Why are you so good at this?
260
00:11:38,654 --> 00:11:41,378
Six years of college, sucka.
261
00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:46,370
What is going on?
262
00:11:46,665 --> 00:11:49,048
Mandy's showing us
what she learned in college.
263
00:11:49,365 --> 00:11:52,272
That Dad paid for,
'cause he's a what?
264
00:11:52,413 --> 00:11:53,959
Sucka...
265
00:11:55,490 --> 00:11:58,265
So this is your plan?
Get him drunk?
266
00:11:58,375 --> 00:12:01,265
Dad was actually telling me
about the first time he got dumped.
267
00:12:01,285 --> 00:12:04,288
Ugh. Pamela Jenkowski.
268
00:12:04,580 --> 00:12:07,141
You're just jealous
'cause she took my flower.
269
00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:08,538
- Ugh.
- Ew.
270
00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:11,362
How much have you had to drink?
271
00:12:11,382 --> 00:12:13,556
And who's watching CeeCee?
272
00:12:13,576 --> 00:12:15,745
Oh, relax, Captain Buzzkill.
273
00:12:15,765 --> 00:12:18,019
I dropped her off at Mary's
on the beer run.
274
00:12:18,594 --> 00:12:20,545
I'm not Captain Buzzkill.
275
00:12:20,565 --> 00:12:22,243
Great, here you go.
276
00:12:23,673 --> 00:12:25,832
There's a ping-pong ball
in this.
277
00:12:25,862 --> 00:12:27,207
Oop, sorry.
278
00:12:29,592 --> 00:12:31,863
So, did anyone ever
break your heart?
279
00:12:31,888 --> 00:12:34,445
Actually,
I've never been dumped.
280
00:12:34,465 --> 00:12:36,083
- Boring.
- Lame. - Boo.
281
00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:37,580
Hey.
282
00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:39,260
Just because
I did the breaking up
283
00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:40,714
doesn't mean it was easy.
284
00:12:40,734 --> 00:12:43,210
It's hard to be
that person, too.
285
00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:44,964
- Boring!
- Lame! - Boo!
286
00:12:49,638 --> 00:12:51,093
- [rock music playing]
- [loud cheering]
287
00:12:51,113 --> 00:12:52,649
[whoops] Drink.
288
00:12:52,669 --> 00:12:54,579
- Drink, drink, drink.
- What's going on?
289
00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:57,185
[gasps] Beer pong!
You're on my team.
290
00:12:59,039 --> 00:13:00,534
Who's watching the baby?
291
00:13:00,554 --> 00:13:03,082
She's at your mother's,
Captain Buzzkill.
292
00:13:05,293 --> 00:13:06,321
Here you go.
293
00:13:06,341 --> 00:13:07,943
Ooh, you know what we should do?
294
00:13:08,074 --> 00:13:09,203
Order a pizza?
295
00:13:09,223 --> 00:13:10,378
No.
296
00:13:10,398 --> 00:13:12,221
Well, yes.
297
00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:15,092
But also...
298
00:13:15,651 --> 00:13:19,076
box up everything
that Chloe left in your room
299
00:13:19,592 --> 00:13:21,519
- and set it on fire.
- [Mandy gasps]
300
00:13:21,539 --> 00:13:23,951
Yeah! Screw that bitch.
301
00:13:24,685 --> 00:13:27,029
Hold on,
let's all take a little break.
302
00:13:27,049 --> 00:13:29,095
Nobody's setting anything
on fire.
303
00:13:29,307 --> 00:13:30,866
It's official,
304
00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:33,186
- you married a dork.
- [chuckles]
305
00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:40,715
This is so nice.
306
00:13:41,076 --> 00:13:43,557
Getting drunk as a family.
307
00:13:45,189 --> 00:13:46,370
Thank you for today.
308
00:13:46,390 --> 00:13:48,505
Aw. Don't thank me.
309
00:13:49,293 --> 00:13:50,930
Thank Lone Star.
310
00:13:51,735 --> 00:13:53,433
I know what I need to do now.
311
00:13:53,453 --> 00:13:55,599
You try and call her,
I will kill you.
312
00:13:56,103 --> 00:13:57,275
No.
313
00:13:57,295 --> 00:13:59,942
I'm gonna buckle down
and focus on my music.
314
00:13:59,962 --> 00:14:02,299
- Good for you.
- Oh, are you gonna start a band?
315
00:14:02,319 --> 00:14:03,344
Or teach?
316
00:14:03,364 --> 00:14:04,188
Better.
317
00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:08,591
I'm gonna write some songs
and send them to Dr. Demento.
318
00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:10,996
And he is...
319
00:14:11,491 --> 00:14:15,054
- a psychiatrist?
- He's a DJ.
320
00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:18,794
He plays all kinds of cool,
underground stuff on his show.
321
00:14:18,814 --> 00:14:20,057
I'm sorry.
322
00:14:20,654 --> 00:14:24,564
The plan to turn your life around is
sending a tape to someone named Demento?
323
00:14:25,273 --> 00:14:26,697
Dr. Demento.
324
00:14:26,717 --> 00:14:27,845
Ah.
325
00:14:28,202 --> 00:14:30,373
Didn't mean to diminish
his medical degree.
326
00:14:31,707 --> 00:14:33,333
I need to get to work.
327
00:14:37,241 --> 00:14:39,155
He's gonna live here forever.
328
00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:41,139
Or...
329
00:14:41,550 --> 00:14:44,579
he's gonna live here forever!
330
00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:54,615
[upbeat bass line plays]
331
00:14:57,418 --> 00:14:59,794
♪
332
00:15:07,819 --> 00:15:09,453
♪
333
00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:10,718
[knocking]
334
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,461
Is that the song?
335
00:15:14,485 --> 00:15:16,434
It's sounding good, bubba.
336
00:15:16,454 --> 00:15:18,829
No, this is just
a little pump-up music I wrote
337
00:15:18,849 --> 00:15:20,963
to get myself psyched
to write the song.
338
00:15:21,746 --> 00:15:25,124
- Oh, like Rocky's training music.
- Exactly.
339
00:15:27,143 --> 00:15:28,603
[cheering and chatter on TV]
340
00:15:28,623 --> 00:15:30,044
I finished my song.
341
00:15:30,064 --> 00:15:33,138
Oh! Play it, play it.
342
00:15:33,449 --> 00:15:35,801
It's called "Do the Axolotl."
343
00:15:35,821 --> 00:15:37,584
I'm already confused.
344
00:15:38,763 --> 00:15:40,530
An axle what?
345
00:15:40,653 --> 00:15:43,551
An axolotl.
It's a Mexican salamander.
346
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,187
♪ Do, do, do, do,
do the axolotl ♪
347
00:15:47,207 --> 00:15:49,583
[upbeat electronic music plays]
348
00:15:51,907 --> 00:15:54,109
♪ Coughing up blood
on the side of the road ♪
349
00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:59,854
♪ I've been run over
by a heavy load ♪
350
00:16:02,135 --> 00:16:04,117
♪ But life's no issue ♪
351
00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:06,249
♪ When I regenerate my tissue ♪
352
00:16:06,269 --> 00:16:08,993
- ♪ Do the axolotl-- ♪
- [music stops]
353
00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:12,151
More confused.
354
00:16:13,143 --> 00:16:14,708
It's about the breakup.
355
00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:17,885
H-How is this about the breakup?
356
00:16:18,847 --> 00:16:21,456
I-I did some research,
and it turns out,
357
00:16:21,476 --> 00:16:23,806
an axolotl is one of
the few creatures on earth
358
00:16:23,826 --> 00:16:26,120
that can regenerate
its own heart.
359
00:16:26,450 --> 00:16:28,448
That's what I'm hoping to do.
360
00:16:29,545 --> 00:16:32,800
- Well, why didn't you say that in the song?
- I did. Were you even listening?
361
00:16:33,644 --> 00:16:35,235
[music resumes]
362
00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:36,976
♪ Come on, do it! ♪
363
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:40,196
- ♪ Do the axolotl... ♪
- It's so good, sweetie!
364
00:16:40,216 --> 00:16:41,632
So you get it?
365
00:16:41,652 --> 00:16:44,592
♪ Put my dancin' pants on... ♪
- It's so good, sweetie!
366
00:16:45,482 --> 00:16:47,481
♪ I might need a couple months,
but if I'm lucky... ♪
367
00:16:51,923 --> 00:16:54,387
["Nothing But the Soul"
by Horace Silver playing]
368
00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:13,667
♪
369
00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:28,651
- [music fades]
- DR. DEMENTO: "Do the Axolotl."
370
00:17:32,616 --> 00:17:34,729
♪ Do, do, do, do,
do the axolotl ♪
371
00:17:34,749 --> 00:17:36,907
♪
372
00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:42,130
♪ Coughing up blood
on the side of the road ♪
373
00:17:44,715 --> 00:17:47,220
♪ I've been run over
by a heavy load ♪
374
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:49,050
DR. DEMENTO: Catchy.
375
00:17:49,981 --> 00:17:51,920
♪ But life's no issue ♪
376
00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:54,314
♪ When I regenerate my tissue ♪
377
00:17:54,334 --> 00:17:56,968
♪ Do the axolotl ♪
378
00:17:56,988 --> 00:17:58,277
DR. DEMENTO: I like it.
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