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I'm gonna take that, I use the phone.
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Hey, I ain't never gonna go down here.
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Oh, boy.
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Oh, boy.
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Oh, boy.
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Yeah, I'm gonna go down here.
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Oh, boy.
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You're right.
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This is better than the health club.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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You're the follower.
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You're a man.
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You're the man.
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You're the man.
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You're the man.
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You're the man.
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You're the man.
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I know where we've been now, where you were leading it.
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Let's shoot it.
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So, let's go.
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Let's go.
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Wherever you are made of winter.
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I'm so proud of you.
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You're so proud of you.
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Come on, baby.
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I'm not gonna go to the show.
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So, can you get a doctor?
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I'm ready there.
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I'll see you.
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I'm ready.
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I'm ready.
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I'm ready.
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I'm ready.
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So, which one is yours?
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I'm just looking.
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Pardon?
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I don't know.
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I don't know that dog anymore.
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Hm-hmm.
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Whoop, got a Presents!
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Villanuea!
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Villanuea!
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Villanuea!
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Villanuea!
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Villanuea!
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Villanuea!
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Villanuea!
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Villanuea!
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Villanuea!
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Villanuea!
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Bwhop!
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I
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Am ugly
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We should probably feed it. Yeah
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Whatever
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Who knows what's going on in there
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But there's some flesh touching and some tongues and a little sweat maybe
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Well, they're in there. All right. I can practically spell it
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This is Christ
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Been drunk and had it for days
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This isn't friendship wine. This is Lopper's wine
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This is a wine for people who can front and throw up and have sex with their socks on
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This is a good wine for porn on each other's asses
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Andy
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You take my dog and you leave a note just because you paid for him doesn't mean that he's yours
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Didn't your mom teach any manners didn't your mother teach you to break up with some style?
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You gotta just get over it. Okay, just move on with your life get over it. It's been four days. I know you're hurting, okay?
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But I'm hurting too. Yeah, right. It's hard to leave, you know
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It's hard to just
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Wake up one day run a truck move all your stuff out
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Takes courage
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I'm hurting too
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Um, I gotta go, okay
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It's not gonna help
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Listen go back inside. Okay. Oh man. You don't understand all right I do
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Sir you got your slippers on okay. Come on. I do understand I
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Understand that love
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Is not your faithful friend love is not your confidant
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Love is not your scuba buddy
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Love is a beast that you chase
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You can smell its fur, but you can't quite ever see its face
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It's just what I'm thinking
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Oh
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Hi there, hey, Andy
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Listen man, I made you tape last night
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Those are the saddest songs in the Western world the only thing that can help you now is country and Western music
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Thanks, Jeff. Thanks. You're welcome. Listen, sweetie. You've got your lunch. I did work right here
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That is so corny listen. I have a late photo shoot tonight
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You have to take the girls to their first class obedience training starts this evening of course
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It'll be lots of fun. Won't it gals?
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And listen Andy when you can get through that whole tape without crying you're over her man. Thanks, Jeff
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Bye babies. See ya
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So how to go with Cheryl last night
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Did you talk to her sort of and
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You really go as planned
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Maybe I gave you some bad advice. No, it's not that. It's just that means Cheryl aren't like
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Work like you and Jeff, you know, I thought you were a fabulous couple of first time around
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Shut up. I
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Know it takes work. I know that no no it should be very easy
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What do you mean by that? Listen, I sympathize with and understand you need to connect
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I know that but you commit so quickly to these women who aren't the one and then it doesn't work out and then you
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Try it again even harder the next time and you know, it's a bad pattern. I just like we you and Jeff have you know
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We're not
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That great. We're good. It's good. You are. Yeah, and you know what you're everybody's favorite couple
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Don't make it seem like a responsibility. Hey, it is
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Every day
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You know how when you're a kid and you think about how good it's gonna be when you're older you guys are just how
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I'd imagine it, you know
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Okay
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Tell me how you met then
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You want to hear the story again. Yeah
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Okay, I was coming back from a Valentine's Day shoot. He was coming back from divorce court. We had a bit of a fender bender
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We didn't have any paper exchange information on so we wrote it down on a big red heart
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There was no damage, but he phoned anyway and the rest as they say is history
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I'm going to work down. Okay
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Hi
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Haven't seen you in here before
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No, you haven't
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I have a ground cap, please great, you know make that double scotch out
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I
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Excuse me, do I know you
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Is that it is that your whole come online? Hey, it's not a come online. Yeah, I thought you smiled at me
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I thought I may have known you from college or something excuse me. It's next you can ask me if I'm a model too
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Right
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Sitting drinking in a singles bar. I don't want any part of that scene. Thanks. I wasn't drinking. I actually just had a bowl of onion soup
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At least I have the decency to drink what kind of loser eats dinner in a singles bar me
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I don't come here. So what are you doing here?
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What I'm saying is I don't usually come here
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So if I were to ask anyone in here if any of them knew you none of them would right that's right
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Do you know this guy him yeah
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Yeah, he's a good guy I can vote
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I'm certainly no you can't
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Nice to meet you. Thank you
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No
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What
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Shut up
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Could you call me a cab please sir, and I'd also like some tequila
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First she seals my dog and then they decide to seal my bike without a wheel
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Where are they gonna go without a wheel? Where am I gonna go just the wheel?
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It's a tough town
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They still your dog oh
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Yeah, my ex took my dog she didn't even like the dog until we broke up and
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Imagine I have a dog
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peanut
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Yeah, I think that's how I know he is from the dog park
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How is peanut?
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She's she's great pants the best
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So what do you do I work writing classifieds I read your work some of it's very good. Thank you
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I miss bookworm
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Sure miss bookworm and what is that miss bookworm? Oh the children show miss bookworm the children
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Is there a mr. Bookworm miss bookworm no no I'm a little turned around I'm just sort of
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In through something myself. I guess
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Oh
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your attitude and
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The sweatpants kind of give you away wearing the uniform of the depressed you know sweatpants in a raincoat
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But you look good though you do
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What about you?
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I've been single for
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Four wonderful days. We do have something in common then huh? Yeah
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Why do I get the feeling though? This is gonna wind up on a daytime talk show with one of us wearing it to skies
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I really have no idea because I'm sure I look terrible in a beard
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You do me a favor
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Sure, I will
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Will you crack my neck?
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What I think I slept on it wrong. I pinched it or something. I don't know how to crack a neck
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Come on. What are you a sissy crap my neck? Okay. I'll give it a try. I'm gonna try cracking her neck
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Yeah, I'll just guess I'll grab you anything
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God I said I didn't know what I was doing
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What if I kill you though don't worry. I'm already dead. I just it's not moving yet
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Just stop laughing for a second. It's kind of hard when you laugh
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Should we go to your place or mine
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That's it that's your whole come online
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Yeah
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Do you even know my name mr. Johnson
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You know one of those guys are you oh
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What guys
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You know those guys like talking yeah
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And romance you and then just go AWOL
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Hmm oh but you know
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If if I was one of those guys I'd tell you that I wasn't one of those guys just so you know
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That's perfect
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What you said it's just perfect
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Oh
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Some data
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Worse
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I'm peeking bar snacks. Oh, you're not you're not pathetic. I love your puke and bar snacks. That's okay
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Oh
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Oh
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Hi
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Yeah, I just kind of felt like I knew everything about her you know except your name I
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Didn't get her name. I call him mr. Johnson, but I don't know what she does. She's miss bookworm
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Is that show still on what is she like 50?
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You know how to see somebody in a certain light if you like you can tell everything about him, you know
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Sounds kind of holding her hair and I saw her and she was she was fantastic
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What what
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Seth which is the last time you were single great eight seriously
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Great eight
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well
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To put it delicately
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Don't you think it's time since you're a grown-up that you should try living single and maybe discovering something about
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I didn't want to meet anybody right now. Honestly. That's not so where'd you meet her?
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In a bar. Okay, so you met her in a bar. You don't know her name, but she's fantastic
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I know it sounds stupid. I know it does, but it's true
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All right, Andrew, what do you want to do? I feel like I should send her something
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Roses
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some roses
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I don't know I was see I was thinking about maybe sending her some liquorish and a funny note about her blood sugar
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No, honey. No
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See I just thought of I thought assholes sent roses. Yes, this I know
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But so you're saying it's like kitsch that it's so bad. It's good. No
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Actually, it's quite romantic just because traditionally over the years assholes of sent roses doesn't mean a nice gentleman like yourself
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Can't send a fine lady of Rose
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See to me. It's like hitting on a waitress though. You know, it's so obvious
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You shouldn't do it, you know, but you know what waitresses get lonely too waitresses need love to
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Trust me I'm the lifestyle editor
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That who are they?
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Take your child to work day. Oh your idea?
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Yeah
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If the cat ate the rat and the pig wore a wig
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Then who was the beast that got lost in a fog?
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He's bigger than a hen
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Can't fly like a wren and he must be a
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Dog very good very good. Let's all set our bookmarks until next time. We'll say
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I feel the need to read
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Clear
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Lorna you ever need to talk about anything. I'm here, okay. Thanks
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Made it. Oh
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I'm going home and I'm gonna fry up all the bacon that will fit in a pan
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What precisely did you do last night?
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What? Come on
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What? I went to a singles bar
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You don't get out much they don't call them singles bars anymore
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Just listen. I met a guy and I went back to his place. You slept with him? No
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I almost puked on it
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Your skin is a disaster. Thank you. I
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Cannot believe you are you going out with him again?
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You gotta be kidding if I even see him again on die. I
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Don't know, you know, you might want to think about going out with him again
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Are you're gonna have to wait like six months? Why?
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Because of the dating chain what yeah the dating chain
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You know each couple is a part of a link in the dating chain
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It's like a romantic ecosystem when a couple breaks up it has a ripple effect and
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Causes the breakup of seven other relationships
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That's why it seems like everybody breaks up at once because they do
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But then
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There's like this week where
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Everybody recouples
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Chain forms again, but this time it's one link shorter
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That's why it gets harder to meet people as you get older
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See yeah, I think so well the week's over. You know he was your chance
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Really? Yes
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The dating chain is pure science. Okay. I've been studying it for years. Oh
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And don't even think of having an affair because the entire chain to buckle and you'll be waiting around forever
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Wow who gave you the flappers for you
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My god they're from him or anything
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I don't know throw them out. No, I'm not throwing out perfectly good roses
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Well, don't you give me a girlfriend? Oh, no way. She'll think I'm trying to make up for something fine. I'll throw them out
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What's wrong with her I think she's afraid
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Is there anything worse than getting burned by a guy who claims he's not going to burn you like the last guy did
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People should have to provide you with romantic resumes
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You like to see upon your heart
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How old's yours mine's for
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Let me guess she's eight she's two
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Guess she's tired
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What's her name? Tina great. It's a great name
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It's nice to meet you. You excuse me. I just have a little poo in this bag
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Anything no, I haven't found anything
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Thinking I wish they put something in the food so that it glowed in the door. Yeah, it might help. It's a mindy. Yeah
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Do where'd you go sweetie where's your poo, baby?
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Yeah, but starting
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Oh wait, you kill me with that thing. Yeah, it's all the line of duty
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Hi Trevor
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Surprise surprise
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Hey, to interrupt you but
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Well, I figured this was the only chance I'd get to say goodbye since it ended so abruptly
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Well, I presume you're not watching this alone
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Hi Cheryl. Well, I probably didn't realize he came out my house and picked up these videos
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We used to watch them, you know, and now you're watching them
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Hmm
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Strange
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You'll soon find out that most of his experiences are on a loop
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As I did
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This is the restaurant where he first took me and told me that he loved me
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Well if he takes you there to the back booth in order Zuzo beware, okay, I'm just trying to help you
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Oh, and did he send you an orchid at work after a few days?
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He's such romantic. All right. I'm shutting this off. Well, no, I learned my lesson. Don't want to see it, okay?
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I'm gonna take again. I'll return you to your regular programming now
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There she is read
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Of course
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Okay
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Energetic outgoing woman who likes long walks
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Why do they always put long walks? I mean who wants to go on long walks? I don't even want to go in short walks
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Next I'm a man looking for someone to share my life with I can be a loving Facebook companion if you only let me
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Only thing is I'm only five foot one
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Good things come in small packages. No, they don't
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Oh, and here's the saddest part
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He uses his name and it's the saddest name in the whole world
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Oh
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Okay, I'll get a better one single woman if you're into bullshit and head games stop reading
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If you're one of those insincere roll in the hay I'll call you later never call jerkwads mom and boy assholes and stop reading
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Well, you mentioned that five foot guy five foot one one guy
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Reading this and thinking god. I'm so perfect for her, but I love bullshit and head games
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Lorna it's fun call for you
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Hi, it's me
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Handy from the other night. I was just calling to make sure that you got him
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The roses I got him
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Good
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Good I was just calling to make sure you got him. How are you doing?
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good
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good
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I was also gonna ask you if maybe if you wanted to I'm sort of with somebody. Oh, so I'm sorry shit. I'll call you back later
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Think I'm okay. I'm sorry. What does that mean?
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Don't call
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Okay, well you've got my number if you need to get in touch with me and
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Like I said, I was just calling to make sure that you got him
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Got him and you got him
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I
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Bye
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I
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Make message
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It's me
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Look, I have to talk to you. That's something. Okay, so can you call me as soon as you get this if Trevor answers
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How are you
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Do
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Hi boys and girls at home land
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Today we're gonna make something very special we're gonna make money rabbit
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Hand underneath
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That's our fun for today
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Hey mr. Mowgley
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I
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I realized that I was wrong about a lot of stuff and you're right we made a mistake in
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We have a larger responsibility
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What?
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Mr. Mowgley. Oh, yeah
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It's been acting up
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Chewing stuff they almost threw out of his opinion. Oh, she mr. Mowgley
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How's what's his name doing?
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Good
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This like I just says that he thinks that eyes has been seen a psychiatrist. No, mr. Mowgley
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The guy that teaches the class. He's also an animal therapist and he said that he wants to see you too me
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Figure out
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Okay women get ready to pull in your pockets with bachelor number 39
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This is one fire
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What's wrong sad tech can I just can I just hold it no you must pin it on I'll pin on your ass buddy
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I cannot believe I'll let you guys talk me into this I cannot believe what a whining in great
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You are all you have to do is have one dinner with whom ever purchases you it'll be a whole lot of fun
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Well, not fun really actually I think funds an overrated word
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Ah, that's a great idea for peace. Thank you. I love to but I can't why
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I'm not a bachelor. I'm taken. I'm taken
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I
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Look neat
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Alright, I'm gonna draw now. Let's try a bit of brains number 33 is
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Alright
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Yes, Nancy right what am I get for this?
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All right women better think verbs at verb summon out of key is
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All right, let's start the bidding at $40, shall we?
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$40 $40 bid by the woman in the world coat. Thank you very much $40
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$50
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$45 $45
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100 $100 thank you very much
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Alright, thank you
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Oh
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What's going on Mowgli
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Okay
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Where Mowgli
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You have to understand that Mowgli wants to behave
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He wants to graduate from dog obedience class
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But you got to realize it's up to you too
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Okay, what does that mean? What that means is the dogs are not our children? I
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mean sure we feed them and we teach them and we clothe them and we pick up their poop
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But thankfully they'll grow up to be nothing like us
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Because we can't imprint our worst upon them
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our neediness and our
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Greetiness and our
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consumptive ferocity
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We give them human names, but they're not human
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They make us more than that
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They make us immortal
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Because we will outlive them
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So dogs are not our children
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They're better
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Okay
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Can I ask where Mowgli's been staying with me with you
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And where in the house has he been sleeping near and sometimes on the bed on the bed
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Yeah, and what sort of activity have you and your new partner been engaging in?
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Excuse me doctor. That seems like kind of a silly question to have to ask us. I thought this I think Mowgli has seen too many
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long and physically aggressive sessions of wild sex
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What?
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Mowgli's been traumatized. That's clear to me
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Cheryl you have to understand Mowgli doesn't know how very pleasurable all that stuff
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Can be for you. He only sees the pushing and the pulling and he hears the shrieking and he thinks there's trouble
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Now Andy what kind of sexual activity would Mowgli be viewing if he came to live at your house?
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I can tell you that it's not this kind of wild at a control sex that it's apparently been taking place with Cheryl, okay
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For me, it's more kind of none none or just solo a sexual
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But you know I gotta tell you I'm working through some stuff right now on my own. So I'm just trying to look I can't help you
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Okay
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Mowgli in
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Okay, Mowgli here's what we think might be fun if it's okay with you
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You're gonna spend half the time with Cheryl
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And half the time with Andy
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What do you think of that?
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He'll do it
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You know your dancing just like the video oh
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What video oh the video for this song have you seen it no
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You're dancing just like it
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So let me ask you go to get go I
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Was just gonna ask you if you have any brothers or if you have any sisters no
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Oh, what am I talking about I have a brother
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Oh
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What were you gonna ask me
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Why do you think women in porn always wear their shoes I
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Hadn't thought about that
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Really maybe it's so their feet don't get cold maybe
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Just like to say that this has been a lot of fun and I'm very flattered that you chose me
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But I think we should get going
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You want to go back to your place what we want the home bed advantage, right?
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I'm sorry what you want the home bed advantage, right? Oh
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Oh
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Citizen you've got work to do
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Oh
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She told him you
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Forgetting time
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Morning princess
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Do you think that there's daily horoscopes for dogs?
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What well this morning when I woke up Lily was acting kind of
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Percnickety so I looked up what would be her horoscope and it said that she was in fact having an off day
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Oh
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How to go last night. Oh, I got ninja fucked
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So that's the piano and like water for chocolate, yes
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Oh, right you still have late charges on passion fish. Yeah, I'm gonna watch it again
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I can tell you're under a lot of change and stress right now
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Really you're having trouble sleeping
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Yeah
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How do you know your hair my hair? I mean it's beautiful
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maybe a little brittle, but that's probably from your diet or or maybe it's from
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Forgive me for saying what's happening in your heart and what's happening in my heart not enough
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I'm sorry. I I say what's on my mind too much. I'm stupid
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I'm Calum bye. I'm Lauren
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Hey, you want to go out with me some time
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Okay, cool
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Oh
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Thanks, which one's yours
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Mowgli
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He's a happy boy. Yeah, he sure is and you are I'm with party
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Oh and your name
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See if the dog park it's just the dog's names
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I
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Mowgli get your con get your con
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Mowgli
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Hey, did you bring your walk and shoes? Yeah, yeah
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So what do you want to do tonight? We're doing it right now. We're in it
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Hey
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You want a groove to my hacky sack vibe I'm not I'm not very good at that. I don't think
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Or we could go to a bookstore and look at the magazines or we could eat
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my treat
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See that's not gonna work for me
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If I let you buy me dinner, then you might feel like you're entitled to have sex with me
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Oh, I I wouldn't really I don't know
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Then why don't you buy me a meal see that's not gonna work for me either
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For political reasons
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No, I I got no money
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Then
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Just let me buy you dinner
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Okay, okay great great
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I'm gonna go to my truck first
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And I help you table for two, please. I'll wash up. I'll be right out
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You
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Know sometimes I feel like I just can't get clean enough
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Why do I have the feeling that this is gonna end up on a daytime talk show with one of us wearing a fake beard I?
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Don't know why are you so pessimistic? I mean I have this theory about why people meet when they meet and you and I
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We met for a reason
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You picked me up in a video store, Calum
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Have you noticed lately that people are going nuts about angels again? I mean for a while people just forgot about them
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But there's a whole lot of I
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Don't know gentleness going on around here
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Oh
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Hey great new webpage there mr. Chong
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Kooky stuff
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What up? I know what you want to do sex first or to want eat first I
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Don't care. What do you want to do?
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We could have sex first
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What's that sex?
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What are you hungry
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No, I could eat
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And you have sex first
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Okay, why don't I get on top of you and then we'll go out for some news a second
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Oh, we could go out for a real quick burger and then we come back here and I get on top of you. You know first
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You know what we should have sex first
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Okay
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Okay, let's set
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Go away stain
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Go away stain
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Now
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Let's bring back that average grandmother who had that unfortunate tornado stain
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On her lovely blouse and let's see how
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00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:19,000
Hi, it's me Callum look I just wanted to thank you for dinner. I had a really nice time
502
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:26,000
Play-score edge. I don't know where to start. I know that we really didn't hit it off. It's my fault
503
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:33,000
I know I'm weird and I can feel myself getting weirder and it feels like there's nothing I can do about it, but
504
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:40,000
Or I can still see things and there's something special about you Lorna
505
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:45,000
But you won't let yourself see it. I know it's not me
506
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,000
But Lorna, you gotta let love in
507
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:54,000
You gotta let yourself melt if you do then one day you'll find them
508
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:57,000
And when you do
509
00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:59,000
You know what?
510
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,000
you'll rest
511
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:03,000
I'm Callum. Bye
512
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:33,000
I
513
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,000
Don't know what to do I mean
514
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:49,000
I just gets farther and farther away from me, you know, and I feel this kind of weird
515
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,000
Panic creeping up on me and I just
516
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,000
I just become the thing, you know
517
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:59,000
Okay, so what is it about Mowgli that makes you feel he's becoming distant?
518
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:08,000
Forget Mowgli. Okay. I'm talking about Trevor here. I don't know like he's becoming a stranger, you know
519
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:11,000
Well, are you getting enough exercise?
520
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:18,000
I'm sorry. I don't know what to say to a person. That's another thing sex is completely stopped
521
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:25,000
I'm sure you're happy about that, huh? Oh, no, I know what sex there is. It's like totally routine, you know, it's like
522
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:33,000
Left hand right breast clockwise one two three spit on the hand. Hey Cheryl. Oh what that's that's enough
523
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:39,000
Please I'm only interested in how this altered activity has affected Mowgli. Oh
524
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:44,000
Mowgli seemed plenty of activity. I'm sorry. I'm confused
525
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,000
Andy yeah, I
526
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,000
I'm been seeing someone
527
00:50:54,000 --> 00:51:01,000
Oh, he's been pumping a nutritionist who bought about an auction Cheryl it's true Cheryl
528
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:06,000
I think that maybe Mowgli should go outside Mowgli out
529
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:19,000
Hi, oh, oh you like that. Yes, Lorna. I like that. Yes
530
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:27,000
Lorna I thought it was mr. Johnson
531
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:34,000
Hi, hi how's your neck so it's good
532
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:44,000
That's peanut. Hi peanut. How are you? Peanut?
533
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:49,000
Um, I
534
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:51,000
Want to apologize about them
535
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:58,000
About the flowers. I'd like to apologize to you. I'm very sorry. I shouldn't have sent you those flowers
536
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:01,000
shouldn't have sent them why
537
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:04,000
Well, maybe you run around the park would help you
538
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:10,000
Lorna just a minute. Yeah, take your time
539
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,000
Lorna
540
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:17,000
Cheryl guys you guys know each other she's
541
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,000
Lorna
542
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:24,000
She's she's that you're Traverse Lorna
543
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:35,000
So do your dogs know each other? Yeah, they know we're related by a betrayal. I didn't betray you Andy
544
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:42,000
I told you I had a hurricane going on in me. Okay. We're related by hurricane
545
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:50,000
You know I saw you the other day at the dog park you did
546
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:53,000
Why didn't you say hi?
547
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:55,000
It was probably with Kieran
548
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:05,000
So you're seeing someone yeah, you know just like you kind of
549
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:09,000
Lorna this is Peanut's time
550
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:30,000
Hi, this is Andy and Kieran we're not right now, but if you leave a message we will get back to you. Ciao
551
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:35,000
Hi sweets. Hi. How are you? Oh, I'm okay
552
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:45,000
What are you doing? I'm trying to decide what to wear tomorrow night. I'm excited and I'm nervous I
553
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:49,000
Mean to the machine. Oh, I was just changing
554
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:52,000
Why
555
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:55,000
So when people call
556
00:53:57,000 --> 00:54:03,000
You're mad no, I'm not mad at all. It's just that you know
557
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:09,000
Yeah, I guess I am kind of mad
558
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:16,000
Like maybe I should have asked you first. I thought you'd be pleased. I'm not
559
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:21,000
Well
560
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:25,000
We could have sex and I could make it up to you us have sex
561
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,000
That's a rare idea
562
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,000
I'll find I'll just change it back
563
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:35,000
All
564
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:42,000
We do is have sex and I got the feeling that of someday I can't you know or won't have sex
565
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:50,000
That you'll kill me honest to God. I feel like you'll actually kill me. I thought you liked me. I do
566
00:54:53,000 --> 00:55:01,000
All we do is have sex and I got the feeling that of someday I can't you know or won't have sex
567
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:03,000
That you'll kill me
568
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,000
Pretty funny message, I guess
569
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,000
It's general. Can you call me as soon as you get this?
570
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:12,000
Okay
571
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:28,000
Okay
572
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,000
class sit
573
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,000
Good good
574
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:38,000
Alright, we're going to practice some of the skills that we're going to need to graduate from class this weekend
575
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:40,000
So let's get started with that
576
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:46,000
And now I'd like the owners to call their dogs over on my queue and
577
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:50,000
three two one call please
578
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:11,000
Well
579
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:18,000
Look your dog doesn't graduate just because you paid the money for the class, you know
580
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:21,000
She's been doing this lately
581
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:27,000
Well, I
582
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:34,000
Don't normally like to do this but try working with this. It's like doggy crack cocaine. They go insane for it
583
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:38,000
Okay, and again, please Morna come be
584
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:46,000
This all looks so good does really does what are you gonna?
585
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:51,000
I don't know. I thought maybe you and I could split a couple of things or we can get a whole bunch of things for the table
586
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:58,000
How's that sound I would love to but I don't eat most things
587
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:14,000
So I've been trying to figure something out what's that why do women in porn always wear their shoes?
588
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:19,000
And he thinks it's so that they don't get cold feet
589
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:27,000
Just an idea. Yeah, I don't know Diggler. Maybe you should do a piece on that. That is a fabulous idea. Thank you
590
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:33,000
Hi, you folks ready to order. Yeah, what's good here? The booze
591
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:37,000
Drinks what a brilliant idea. I'll have a lager in line, please
592
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:41,000
I'll have a glass of Cabernet. I'd like a lager as well
593
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:45,000
And you
594
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:49,000
What do you think about comeartini in a glass of ice water?
595
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:51,000
Right
596
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:53,000
Wow, wow good trick
597
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,000
It's not a trick actually
598
00:57:56,000 --> 00:58:00,000
Would you mind terribly if we move tables? Oh sure is it drafty?
599
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:03,000
No, the waiters my ex-boyfriend, of course
600
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:14,000
There's another one of my exes over there so
601
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:19,000
Yes, let's just stay put then
602
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:21,000
What?
603
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:33,000
What what I didn't choose the restaurant. What are the odds of running into two ex-boyfriends in the same place?
604
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:35,000
I don't know 50 50
605
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:43,000
Oh look, there's another one of the men I've had
606
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:52,000
I'm kidding
607
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:57,000
And you didn't tell you I have a great sense of humor. I have a great sense of humor
608
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,000
I'm sorry you can't smoke here
609
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:09,000
Why don't you fuck off Derek
610
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:13,000
I'm gonna go co-work
611
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,000
Excuse me. I'm gonna go to the bar and have a cigarette
612
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:21,000
I
613
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:25,000
Don't know she just doesn't seem vegan to me
614
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:32,000
That whole porn thing is just cuz she's uncomfortable. Yeah, let's just she seems like a great girl
615
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:35,000
But what are you doing with it?
616
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:42,000
I did the whole auction as a favor to you all right, so and are you dating her as a favor to her? She picked me
617
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:45,000
right and
618
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:48,000
Right now, honestly, I don't feel like being alone
619
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:51,000
I
620
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:21,000
I
621
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:32,000
So what'd you think of them who?
622
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:38,000
Jeff and Jerry, you know didn't you think they were a good couple? Yeah, you're right. She is great
623
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:41,000
What'd you think of Jeff?
624
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:43,000
He's having an affair
625
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:46,000
What
626
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:48,000
He's having an affair. Well
627
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:52,000
Why would you say that? I mean what makes you think that?
628
01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:56,000
The way he played with the phone cord at the restaurant
629
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:00,000
That's it. That's what you're going on
630
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:06,000
He stroked the phone cord very centrally and then he laughed
631
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:09,000
You don't do that when you're calling work from a restaurant
632
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:11,000
Believe me
633
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:14,000
Says one thing I know it's been he's having an affair
634
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:24,000
Right he's having an affair. Yeah, right in a fair
635
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:37,000
All right, uh it's Jeff pick it up if you're there pick it up pick it up pick it up
636
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:45,000
I'm at this lame thing. I wish I was there. I would rather be there in bed with you. Maybe I'll just come over in the morning and
637
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:48,000
crawl in
638
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:50,000
So don't wash. I want you dirty
639
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:09,000
Oh
640
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:16,000
No, I'm not asleep
641
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,000
No, you did not wake me
642
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:21,000
Why are you calling at?
643
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:25,000
Oh, it's only 1132 and that's okay
644
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:28,000
You
645
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:30,000
Is it and
646
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:34,000
No, he didn't wake me
647
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:37,000
What he wants
648
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:40,000
Okay
649
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:52,000
Hey, buddy, where's your stuff put it on just like to know if it's true is what true?
650
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:54,000
That's not are you having an affair?
651
01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:59,000
No, of course. I'm not having an affair. So you're not sleeping with another woman. No
652
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:02,000
Okay, who'd you call last night at the restaurant?
653
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:05,000
I was calling a friend a friend
654
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:08,000
Because last night you said you were calling work
655
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:14,000
I think I said I was calling a work friend. Wasn't I who?
656
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:19,000
A friend from work buddy
657
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:24,000
So you're having an affair. Why don't you just say it
658
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:34,000
Look up at those people
659
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:40,000
If that was the last thing you're gonna see before you died, would you say you'd had enough had enough for what?
660
01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:46,000
Everything seen enough done enough had all those crazy nights you'd promise yourself you were gonna have
661
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:51,000
Like that cool little instant when you look at the eyelashes of a woman you hardly know
662
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:54,000
Or you smell her hair
663
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:59,000
But that piece of flesh behind your knee and you follow it and if that's evil
664
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:02,000
I'm evil
665
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:05,000
Has Jerry heard this philosophy? Shut up. You shut up
666
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:08,000
You know what Jeff you're wrong
667
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:16,000
Yeah, because it's not about the other flesh. It's about being with the same woman night after night and cuddling with thirdly where a spot on her back
668
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:20,000
Getting to know her watching her change and watching how it changes you who are you?
669
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:26,000
You've been with all these women. You're like a pathetic little climber. Climber. What you won't let go with one hand
670
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:31,000
You have something else in your other hand. What's the longest you've been single four days four hours
671
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:36,000
Just because I don't have it doesn't mean I don't know what it is. You never single you're never married
672
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:40,000
Don't stand there and talk to me about forever. What do you want? Lorna
673
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:44,000
Lorna who's Lorna
674
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:06,000
Listen Jerry, I need to talk to you sure
675
01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:12,000
Last night, uh the restaurant you love Jeff. Don't you of course I do
676
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:16,000
Okay, well
677
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:21,000
Last night with Karen. You know what I'm so sorry. I woke up feeling so guilty this morning
678
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:26,000
I think I was rude. I was trying to be funny and no, it's not that what I'm
679
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:30,000
Hello. Hi, baby
680
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:33,000
Yeah, I'm just sitting here with Andy. It's Jeff
681
01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:36,000
Okay
682
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:39,000
All right. Well, okay, then you pick up the girls. I'll meet you at the dog park
683
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:41,000
Bye
684
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:46,000
That's weird. He sounded a bit somber. I think he's nervous about graduation
685
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:52,000
I know I am just on the you know, I feel like I can't sit still today. Do you think dogs get nervous? Listen Jerry
686
01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:55,000
You know what I think I know where you're going with this
687
01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:57,000
Don't
688
01:05:57,000 --> 01:06:02,000
Don't compare your relationships to Jeff's and mine. You know what? We're just really really lucky
689
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:14,000
Well
690
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:16,000
I don't know
691
01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:21,000
Look if you have nothing else to say we should just be brave and put our house up for sale. Okay
692
01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:25,000
What our home
693
01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:27,000
We should put it up for sale. Whoa
694
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:33,000
I know I said it's our home, but it's my house and I ain't selling it
695
01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:40,000
Tell all you have to say we just scratched my back
696
01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:48,000
Hi, hi, I'm up here
697
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:52,000
I'm there
698
01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:55,000
I'm happy anniversary
699
01:06:58,000 --> 01:07:04,000
This is our will be the 50th time that we've made love so
700
01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:09,000
Happy anniversary
701
01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:25,000
Oh
702
01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:33,000
Um
703
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:35,000
I really like you
704
01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:38,000
But we need to break up I think
705
01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:41,000
Why?
706
01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:48,000
Because I've been going from thing to thing for a long time. Well, you have a ear with me now. So what's wrong with that?
707
01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:52,000
Well, that shouldn't be I don't think
708
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:55,000
Why?
709
01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:59,000
I like you very much, but it's not enough
710
01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:07,000
You're not her and I'm not him. You know, I think we both know that
711
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:14,000
Yeah, yeah, but isn't being together better than nothing
712
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:18,000
No
713
01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:21,000
I
714
01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:25,000
We're clear
715
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:32,000
Very nice job. Very good. Hopefully
716
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:37,000
Good luck. You soccer. Okay. I have to talk to you guys. Okay
717
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:40,000
Okay
718
01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:44,000
I know what it is. You're going to a network. You have a network show, right?
719
01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:49,000
Of course not. No, you're joining the army. No, no, it's good news
720
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:52,000
I'm getting married
721
01:08:54,000 --> 01:09:01,000
Veronica and I are getting married congratulations. Congratulations. How pregnant is she Rachel? I'm just being candid
722
01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:05,000
She's not pregnant. Then why are you getting married?
723
01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:09,000
Well because uh
724
01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:11,000
I love her and uh, we're gonna spend the rest of our lives together
725
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:14,000
Oh god, you're what?
726
01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:15,000
19
727
01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:21,000
You guys are going to change we'll change together, but 53% of all marriages end up in divorce Rachel
728
01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:23,000
But wars won't
729
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:26,000
How do you know?
730
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:28,000
Because we know
731
01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:37,000
What was that all about?
732
01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:40,000
What?
733
01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:43,000
Just trying to be helpful
734
01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:45,000
Trying to be helpful Rachel
735
01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:54,000
Let me ask you this. What did you do last night? Watch tv with peanut. Why? You watch tv with your dog
736
01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:58,000
What are you doing?
737
01:09:58,000 --> 01:10:05,000
You know, you're beautiful. You're the funniest woman I know you should get out. No, you should you're watching tv with your dog
738
01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:07,000
It's just an expression fine
739
01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:11,000
Why didn't you go out that guy from the video store again? Calum the eye contact freak
740
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:18,000
He had a futon. I just don't think it was a match made in heaven. Okay, the guy that sent you flowers. Why didn't you go out with him again?
741
01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:25,000
Maybe I should have but he's seeing someone now anyway. I told you
742
01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:31,000
You know, you missed your chance in the dating chain. There is no such thing as the dating chain Rachel
743
01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:37,000
Oh really? Well when it's on the cover of time magazine like melatonin, you'll go. Oh the dating chain. I knew about that for ages
744
01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:40,000
Dating chain is something you've created to make sense your loneliness Rachel
745
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:44,000
I'm seeing someone
746
01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:47,000
What
747
01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:52,000
Um
748
01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:55,000
I'm um
749
01:10:56,000 --> 01:10:58,000
Getting off the menu
750
01:10:58,000 --> 01:11:03,000
What are you talking about? I'm seeing someone who's practically married
751
01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:10,000
How did it happen?
752
01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:14,000
He backed into me and we exchanged information
753
01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:18,000
And the next thing I knew
754
01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:22,000
That's okay. Come here
755
01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:26,000
It's okay
756
01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:33,000
Hi
757
01:11:33,000 --> 01:11:35,000
Oh, hi
758
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:40,000
I need to see moggly, okay. I miss him so much
759
01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:44,000
Moggly
760
01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:51,000
Hi, oh you look so sad
761
01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:56,000
What's in your box? It's just some stuff for moggly
762
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:03,000
Panties are those yeah
763
01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:08,000
It's just some of my clothes
764
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:12,000
I know he misses my smell
765
01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:15,000
You want to come stay here?
766
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:20,000
Oh my god
767
01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:28,000
I just realized for the first time that
768
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:34,000
I know what I want now, but you left me in the dust
769
01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:38,000
I
770
01:12:39,000 --> 01:12:42,000
This is for you
771
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:48,000
Oh, it's a card. I made it myself
772
01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:55,000
I know I hurt you. I know now
773
01:12:56,000 --> 01:12:58,000
So yeah, I've I've seen this card before
774
01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:00,000
What?
775
01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:03,000
I mean, it's a little different, but I've seen this card before
776
01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:08,000
I mean, I think the angels used to be blue and now their gold but the border is the same
777
01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:11,000
You've given me this card before and I don't need it
778
01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:15,000
But I know what I want now
779
01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:18,000
Didn't you once give me I know what I want now card too
780
01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:23,000
Fine
781
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:30,000
Look, are we gonna take moggly to this dog-grat thing or what? Oh, yeah, are you gonna see that through?
782
01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:32,000
Yes
783
01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:35,000
You know, I probably shouldn't drive
784
01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:39,000
The tears in my eyes are blinding me
785
01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:53,000
Hello, stop me before I cut my hair again. Don't do it
786
01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:56,000
You want to do something?
787
01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:58,000
No
788
01:13:58,000 --> 01:14:00,000
You're the funniest girl I know
789
01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:03,000
You should get out more. Oh, no, you have got to shut up
790
01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:09,000
Come on throwing some clothes. I need a date. Peanuts graduating
791
01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:12,000
I hope
792
01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:32,000
Hi
793
01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:02,000
Oh
794
01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:17,000
Looks like a good turnout. Yeah, well bombs away
795
01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:19,000
I
796
01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:30,000
Careful
797
01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:45,000
Good can everyone hear me
798
01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:48,000
Okay
799
01:15:48,000 --> 01:15:51,000
All right, we're gonna get started in a minute
800
01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:56,000
So if they haven't already done so our handlers are going to be taking
801
01:15:56,000 --> 01:16:01,000
Your dogs from you to bring them on the walk of pride so that we can all honor
802
01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:06,000
Our little canine friends for the hard work that they've done
803
01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:09,000
Would you like a nice sample
804
01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:14,000
Would you like a nice mackerel bone sample for your dog?
805
01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:24,000
What are you doing? Oh, let's just say somebody's with team mackerel bone now. Who is this?
806
01:16:26,000 --> 01:16:28,000
Rachel, this is Cal
807
01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:35,000
I heard that
808
01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:44,000
Jerry
809
01:16:44,000 --> 01:16:49,000
Her or not, you know, although they might say simple
810
01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:53,000
Imagine what it's like to be a dog
811
01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:10,000
Back
812
01:17:11,000 --> 01:17:17,000
You know, we look forward to this day with the combination of excitement and regret
813
01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:21,000
As I was saying to my wife just this morning
814
01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:28,000
The more we teach them the more we love them and the quicker they leave us
815
01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:32,000
So let's get started
816
01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:40,000
As our dog students receive their diplomas, I'd like to invite all the owners to come up on stay
817
01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:43,000
And welcome their new
818
01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:46,000
Dog obedient school graduates
819
01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:53,000
So without any further ado, let's get started and our first dog graduate is monty
820
01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:55,000
Monty
821
01:17:55,000 --> 01:17:57,000
So very proud
822
01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:03,000
What it's you
823
01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:07,000
The guy I can see
824
01:18:08,000 --> 01:18:11,000
Oh my god, you're not going to need this
825
01:18:12,000 --> 01:18:14,000
He's my boss in here
826
01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:20,000
I'm gonna go over and kill him
827
01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:24,000
Just be calm, right? Oh, our next dog is mowley
828
01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:31,000
Sadly mowley is a co-custody mowley
829
01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:33,000
Oh
830
01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:40,000
He took a little while to learn how to sit but I love you boy
831
01:18:42,000 --> 01:18:45,000
Congratulations to mowley. I knew that the trust
832
01:18:54,000 --> 01:18:56,000
Okay
833
01:18:57,000 --> 01:18:59,000
Yeah, Anthony the guidance
834
01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:03,000
No, I'm not saying Anthony. I'm saying Jeff
835
01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:08,000
Really? Oh
836
01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:20,000
Our next dog is peanut
837
01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:29,000
Peanut
838
01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:34,000
Oh, all right. Well sit there fine
839
01:19:36,000 --> 01:19:38,000
Our next dogs are due and lilies
840
01:19:39,000 --> 01:19:40,000
I'm gonna stay with you
841
01:19:40,000 --> 01:19:45,000
Really? Now due and lily normally are an inseparable pair of boxer dogs
842
01:19:46,000 --> 01:19:52,000
Uh, but let's bring them out one at a time so they can each have their moment of glory in the sunshine
843
01:19:53,000 --> 01:19:55,000
Um, here's do
844
01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:58,000
Here she is
845
01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:04,000
Oh, all right
846
01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:12,000
Here we rehearse this a few times let's let's um
847
01:20:22,000 --> 01:20:25,000
Okay, she must mow my dog on me
848
01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:34,000
I'm confused which dog is yours again. He's brown and he barks
849
01:20:35,000 --> 01:20:37,000
It's good. I don't I don't know
850
01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:41,000
What
851
01:20:44,000 --> 01:20:46,000
Oh my god
852
01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:49,000
That
853
01:20:54,000 --> 01:21:00,000
Is the reason you've been taking the girls on so many walks recently? No, I can explain really honey. Can you great?
854
01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:03,000
Explain because I'm just gonna have to presume the worst here
855
01:21:03,000 --> 01:21:08,000
I'm gonna have to presume that you blew it because I'm so great and you're lucky to have me
856
01:21:08,000 --> 01:21:15,000
Could we get back on track, please? There are many understandably anxious dogs back there
857
01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:19,000
Come on, digger. Don't do not come on digger me
858
01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:22,000
I really screwed up
859
01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:26,000
If I could have seen your face like this, I never would have done it
860
01:21:27,000 --> 01:21:32,000
But I made one horrible mistake and I love you so much
861
01:21:34,000 --> 01:21:40,000
Let's get married. I'm not saying this just because of this. I've been thinking about this for a long time
862
01:21:41,000 --> 01:21:43,000
Let's get married
863
01:21:46,000 --> 01:21:48,000
I thought
864
01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:10,000
Alright, everyone else just come up and get their diplomas, okay
865
01:22:10,000 --> 01:22:15,000
I don't even know why my father. It is so
866
01:22:16,000 --> 01:22:18,000
It's a little hurt
867
01:22:23,000 --> 01:22:25,000
Right, hi
868
01:22:27,000 --> 01:22:33,000
How long did you know I just found out okay, so don't be mad at me. I'm out of you
869
01:22:36,000 --> 01:22:39,000
I thought if I just kept moving forward and being in love
870
01:22:40,000 --> 01:22:42,000
That we'd be protected
871
01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:48,000
What could have protected us? Nothing
872
01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:53,000
Great
873
01:23:05,000 --> 01:23:07,000
I kept one
874
01:23:07,000 --> 01:23:08,000
One on what?
875
01:23:08,000 --> 01:23:10,000
I kept one of the roses
876
01:23:13,000 --> 01:23:15,000
Why just couldn't throw it out
877
01:23:16,000 --> 01:23:20,000
See I have this problem with romance. I don't know. I just don't trust it
878
01:23:23,000 --> 01:23:29,000
I never got a chance to thank you. You're welcome. And by the way, I liked you holding my hair too
879
01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:32,000
Well
880
01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:38,000
Were you just asking me out or was I asking you? I think you were asking me out
881
01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:41,000
So will you go out with me?
882
01:23:41,000 --> 01:23:43,000
Ah
883
01:23:44,000 --> 01:23:46,000
I can't
884
01:23:46,000 --> 01:23:48,000
What?
885
01:23:48,000 --> 01:23:54,000
I've had too many people in my life for too long and it's like I keep rebounding from some
886
01:23:55,000 --> 01:23:58,000
Relationship back in high school that I don't really even remember
887
01:23:58,000 --> 01:24:03,000
but uh, I'd like to go out with you in 100 days
888
01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:08,000
100 days
889
01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:11,000
And listen
890
01:24:11,000 --> 01:24:17,000
I won't go out with anyone and I won't think about anyone and I won't even be naked for 100 days
891
01:24:17,000 --> 01:24:20,000
That way when I come back I can come to you clean, you know
892
01:24:24,000 --> 01:24:26,000
Okay
893
01:24:28,000 --> 01:24:30,000
Okay, today's the seventh so I guess on
894
01:24:32,000 --> 01:24:34,000
December 15th, will you go out?
895
01:24:34,000 --> 01:24:41,000
Sounds great. How about it eight? You know, it's not real good for me. How's it eight?
896
01:24:42,000 --> 01:24:44,000
Okay. Oh wait
897
01:24:46,000 --> 01:24:52,000
Hi, well, dig regiment. All right. I'm gonna walk you to the car. Okay. I'm gonna walk you to the car
898
01:24:53,000 --> 01:24:55,000
Bye. Nice to meet you
899
01:25:09,000 --> 01:25:14,000
I feel like I'm at the end of a prison movie and you're getting out and I still have to serve my time
900
01:25:15,000 --> 01:25:18,000
Hi, I'm hoping I'll watch you be with over the phone
901
01:25:19,000 --> 01:25:23,000
Hey, oh yeah, it will be the same because of Andy will be beside you
902
01:25:27,000 --> 01:25:29,000
Look it's Owen
903
01:25:32,000 --> 01:25:34,000
I used to the dating chain didn't exist
904
01:25:36,000 --> 01:25:38,000
Once again
905
01:25:38,000 --> 01:25:40,000
Let me ride your home, honey
906
01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:43,000
I don't have a home anymore
907
01:25:43,000 --> 01:25:50,000
Once we do let you ride in front, you know, I think we could all learn something from our dignified canine friend
908
01:25:51,000 --> 01:25:53,000
You're not piercing your navel
909
01:26:13,000 --> 01:26:15,000
You
910
01:26:40,000 --> 01:26:42,000
Hi
911
01:26:43,000 --> 01:26:45,000
I
912
01:26:45,000 --> 01:26:47,000
Did you me a favor
913
01:26:48,000 --> 01:26:51,000
Yeah, will you crack my neck?
914
01:26:58,000 --> 01:27:01,000
I'm not afraid to show
915
01:27:02,000 --> 01:27:04,000
It's coming over you
916
01:27:04,000 --> 01:27:06,000
It's coming over me
917
01:27:07,000 --> 01:27:09,000
Grassing like a dog
918
01:27:10,000 --> 01:27:12,000
Just real to see
919
01:27:12,000 --> 01:27:14,000
I'll be with you
920
01:27:15,000 --> 01:27:17,000
You won't be with me
921
01:27:18,000 --> 01:27:20,000
Compassion like a dog
922
01:27:20,000 --> 01:27:22,000
I don't want to be
923
01:27:24,000 --> 01:27:26,000
Strange
924
01:27:26,000 --> 01:27:28,000
Strange
925
01:27:30,000 --> 01:27:32,000
Stupid
926
01:27:42,000 --> 01:27:44,000
I
927
01:27:51,000 --> 01:27:56,000
Way long enough for the sun to ride
928
01:27:58,000 --> 01:28:00,000
They're here in the heart of the city
929
01:28:01,000 --> 01:28:03,000
It's hard to see the sky
930
01:28:05,000 --> 01:28:11,000
I'm gonna keep my head up. I'm giving in to life
931
01:28:12,000 --> 01:28:18,000
Oh, what you doing to me open up my eyes
932
01:28:21,000 --> 01:28:26,000
Make it easy to stay. Take me by surprise
933
01:28:43,000 --> 01:28:45,000
room
934
01:28:54,000 --> 01:28:57,000
I
935
01:29:12,000 --> 01:29:19,000
Make it easy to keep, let me run my time
936
01:29:19,000 --> 01:29:41,000
What you're doing to me, a bit of my eyes
937
01:29:41,000 --> 01:29:48,000
Make it easy to keep, let me run my time
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