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Oh, hey.

Why aren't you getting ready for school?

Oh, I'm not going today.

Why not?

Because people are mean.

What are they doing?

They're just bullies, every single one of them.

Well, like, come sit down with me. You can talk to me.

You know, like, what good is having a sister if you can't talk to her?

You got it.

Heard any of the rumors?

I guess I heard some things, but it's just a rumor, and I mean, you're my

brother. I'd rather take your word for it, not someone else's.

Well, it's not actually a rumor.

I mean, well, how bad could it be, though? Come on, how bad could it be?

just embarrassing.

You know the rumor?

Or fact, I guess?

No, not... I'd rather hear it from you, you know?

Well, it's just that I never kissed a girl or anything.

You've never kissed a girl?

No.

I mean, that's not bad. It's nothing to be embarrassed about. You just need,

like, some help, you know?

Help with what? I don't know how to...

Go about that. I mean like kissing is just one of those things that you kind

like have to practice, you know Well, how am I gonna practice? I've never done

it. I mean like what you need to do is practice with someone who you trust You

know someone who can help guide you a little bit Yeah, but nobody wants

To be with a kiss virgin I could give you a little pointers

What do you mean?

I mean, like, it's really no big deal. I mean, you're my brother, and I just

feel so, like, bad. Like, I want to help you. So, like, I could give you a

little pointers.

You know, I don't know much, but I can tell you what girls like.

Do you have, like, any friends or anything that would be willing?

I mean, maybe, but don't you want help now?

Well, yeah, but with who?

I could help you.

You want to kiss me?

It's really not that bad. I mean, we can keep it between us. No one would know.

And if you think about it, if you practice with someone else, what happens

it's just bad?

At least with me, I wouldn't, like, say anything about it. You don't think

that's, like, weird? What if mom and dad came home?

But they're not.

It's not weird at all.

I think it's pretty common.

I mean, what? You don't want to?

No, I do. I just... I don't know if we should.

That seems too far.

What's the worst that can happen? Is it the kiss?

Well, I guess.

You know.

Yeah, if you don't mind.

Okay.

I mean, you're just gonna look at her like this in the eyes and just kind of

gently put your lips against hers, you know?

Like this.

Is that it?

That's all it is?

Yeah, it's really simple.

One more time, just...

I'm sorry, I

just... It felt really good. I don't really know what to say right now. Yeah,

is. Do you think we could keep going?

I don't know. I think you need to leave. I think you took this way too far.

Okay, I'm really sorry.

You gotta go, Tyler.

I'm sorry.

Hey, stepbrother, we're going to have a sleepover with my friend Minx later.

Okay, yeah, that's fine. Just don't get in trouble.

No, we won't.

Hey there, stepbrother of mine.

What's he doing?

Thinking about rhymes and dimes.

True. Yeah. Okay.

Well, how do you feel about going over to Reese's house later? You're cool with

her brother, right?

Yeah, he's cool and she's pretty hot, so.

Okay.

He's my friend. You can calm down with that.

I figured we could just chill, play video games. I'm going to sleep over

but the boys will do whatever the boys do.

Yeah, we'll play football or something or make more rhymes.

Interesting. Okay.

Come out with an album or something.

Well, you let me know how that goes. I'm going to go pack my bag and get ready.

Sounds good. See you soon.

Oh, my gosh. I know.

Do you have any, like, snacks here?

No, yeah. Because it's pretty started. Yeah, no, I'll go get some. I'll be

back. Okay, cool, cool, yeah.

Let's see what scandalous shit she has on here.

A few days ago at school, I saw my little bro get rejected when he asked a

out.

Broke my heart, but here's where it gets weird.

He and I talked about it afterwards, and he was just a ball of nerves. And then

he asked if he could be taught by me how to kiss a girl.

What?

My brother's never been kissed. Okay, but first off, he asked me to kiss him.

But I just couldn't let him down.

Whoa, what are you doing?

I had that up.

I had that up for a reason.

You didn't have it up very good. Okay, but it's private.

Yeah, and bitch, it should be because you're out here kissing your brother.

It was just a kiss. Like, I felt so bad for him.

If you were in my position, you'd feel bad for him too. I mean, I'm feeling bad

for him still, but like, that's your brother.

Doesn't that feel weird for you?

Okay, yeah, of course it felt weird, but like... I don't know, you just seemed

like a little excited to help him out there.

I don't think so.

You don't have a crush on your brother?

No.

Good, because that would be a little weird.

Yeah, it would be really weird.

Oh my gosh, I can't imagine, like I have a brother and I can't imagine doing

that. But are you sure you're not turned on by your own brother?

Maybe a little.

I mean, like, it can't be that uncommon for it to happen.

But he's your little brother.

Like, that'd be like me liking my little brother.

I mean, it's kind of weird, but it's not so bad.

I mean, it must be common.

I guess, like, if mine was in that same position and he asked me, I guess, like,

I couldn't.

Turn him down either so I see where you're coming from. Yeah, like, how

you say no to your brother?

You're right. Like, family's supposed to help family, right? Yeah.

Family always comes first.

Yeah.

I guess it's not that weird, but you know other people are going to freak out

about that. Like, your secret's safe with me, I pinky promise.

Yours is safe with me, too.

Why don't you come over here, version?

You can do that later.

Um, because it seems like you need some help in life here.

What, you want to do my homework or something?

Come on, no, it's fine. We'll just give them a little bit of experience.

Right?

I mean, no, I guess we all like good experiences.

Yeah, come on.

I already, you know, know about everything. I read her diary, so you

to try to be all coy about it. I'm not going to fight you.

Come on.

We'll show you how to kiss.

And you can go out there and kiss all the girls your heart desires. And you

no longer be... Yeah. Well, I already had a kiss, so...

Okay, but like... I mean, we're going to teach you how. That's one thing to just

experience a kiss. It's another thing to know how to kiss.

Like... You want them to come back for more, right? You want more than just a

kiss at one point.

Well, the ladies always come back for me.

I think your experience is otherwise about that.

Alright, I like the confident attitude you have going here. Just loosen up.

on, you're so tense.

Because you're a bully.

I'm a bully?

Yeah, you came in and you punched me and called me a virgin. Okay, well, I

lightly tapped you.

Let's ease up here.

Don't be so uptight. Maybe that's part of the problem.

You have a stick up your ass. We're going to take that out.

Both of us together could probably study something.

Sometimes it's easier if you have, like, that third -party perspective.

You can, like, really see how it's done.

And then maybe you could try it out on me, and I can, like, rate your

performance, and I'll get you ready to go on to the next girl.

We could try it. Yeah?

Okay. So just like this. You ready?

Um.

What?

That's how you met with me.

How am I going to learn if it's YouTube?

Just, like, watch how we do it, and then you can try to, like, practice what you

saw on me, and I'll let you know how you did.

Okay. Does that make sense?

Yeah, kind of. Learn by observation. Yeah, so just, like, watch and pay

attention. Kind of, like, really take notice of what we're doing.

See if you can replicate that.

Just like that.

Yeah, I'll try again.

Yeah, okay. And remember, loosen up here. You're so tight.

You're not the one that's supposed to be tight here.

It is instinctual. It's natural. Humans are meant to be physical.

Just don't even think about it.

Whoa, what the fuck is going on?

What? Hey, dude.

What's the fucking problem? That's my sister.

I'm just teaching him how to kiss.

Yeah, and?

And he's learning.

What the fuck are you guys all doing?

I'm just trying to help him. I'm just helping a friend out.

Like, he can't be a loser out in the world who's never kissed a girl. And you

can't make fun of me anymore, Josh.

You're one of the bullies. Come on.

You know how many people say I suck at kissing him and do that for me?

That's what a good sister would do.

I mean, I like to consider myself a good sister.

It's not fun getting bullied anymore, is it?

You don't seem like too much of a good sister right now, do you?

I mean, are you, like, really desperate out here for lessons like that?

I'm not desperate, but, yeah, I want a lesson.

I want to learn how to kiss, too.

I mean, you don't want to, like... I mean, she is your sister.

And I do have my friend right here.

Don't you guys just kind of want to, like... I could probably help you.

You think so?

Yeah.

We could start there and just, like...

See how it goes with these lessons, right? I mean, they say you suck at

right?

Yeah. And I would say she's just as good as I am.

I mean,

well, she's so good. They have to teach you, too, dude.

It took you the third time being a kind of decent, so neither of you boys can

talk. I mean, well, we don't even know, like, how you are, though. Like, just

show me what you have, right?

Mm -hmm. Okay.

work with it.

Okay. It's not the worst.

What do I have to improve on?

Um, not being afraid to kiss her at the first thing. You jumped back like you

were scared.

Well, I think it'd be easier if my sister helped me.

I mean, it's just like, that's not real weird.

I mean, not really. I mean, we did so many other things together.

I'm sure you could teach me.

It's nothing like that. We just played chess.

Listen, I just think it's, like, what more of a perfect situation do we have

here than, like, my friend and her brother, me and you, sibling, like, my

friend and her brother. Can we, like, try it? I think it's going to work a lot

better if we keep it in the family.

Well, I think it would be better if we, like, swapped.

Well, what if we kiss first and then we swap?

At least try and see how it goes.

I mean, I'm just your brother.

You are just my brother, I guess.

We can try it, but we're not doing anything more than just kissing.

Okay. I thought that's what the clue was. No, I'm just going to do it to see

where you're starting from with your lesson, right?

Just for growth. You need to see his growth. Purely educational purposes.

Yeah,

you are pretty bad.

Try it again. Just try it again.

I think we should just swap now.

Try it once more.

Why don't you... I think you need to see what... Maybe I need to take an opinion

on how bad he is and we can go from there.

Okay. Yeah, so why don't you get them now and you... Maybe you should just try

it one more time.

Just to get an opinion from my friend.

You know, I just need to see how kind of bad you are.

Oh, okay. This is like a lesson.

Yeah.

Okay, what do I do?

So just relax a little bit, you know.

Just relax and just kind of lean in with your eyes closed.

Well, should we keep practicing?

Yeah, no, totally.

Just kind of like that.

Yeah, you're right. I do love it more.

Whoa, sis, are you fucking a dick right now?

I mean, what does it look like?

Oh, my God. You're sucking my brother's dick right now.

I mean, what's the issue? Where are you kissing them?

I mean, if you're sucking his dick, you should probably be sucking mine.

Yeah, come on, sis.

Just please suck his dick.

It could be all of our little secrets.

I won't say anything.

Yeah.

It's your first blowjob, huh?

Yeah, it's the first time anybody's ever seen it.

Is it your first time doing this?

You just have a little experience

Thank you.

Oh, yeah, just like that.

Do you think I could practice with you first?

No, brother. That's gross.

You're so wild.

Hey sis, you have a really nice body.

Are you checking me out?

I might be.

Oh, just stick to my friend.

Where'd you learn this?

I've seen a few team skate videos.

Yeah?

Yeah we definitely need to do that.

But just keep fucking me first.

eyes. No, just like look at her. She's kissing her brother. That's kind of...

Yeah, would she kiss me like that?

this close?

I mean, how much closer can we get till now?

It's gonna have to be okay, right?

I mean, only if you make it weird.

I mean, it's our secret, right? We're not telling anybody.

Just put your cock in my hand.

What are you doing, sis?

Nothing.

Thank you.

It's kind of hard to watch.

Come on, just do it.

Maybe for my friend, yeah?

Yeah, just give it a little bit of work.

Yeah, that's right, keep on hearing.

Oh, I'm so nervous.

Why can't you stretch her quickly?

My brother was so close.

I can't go down.

You better not call me. I'm going to have a problem with that.

That's true, but it happens.

and you to teach me how to kiss, but, like, I didn't know that meant fucking,

too.

Oh my god.

I cannot believe this is happening right now.

We can't say anything.

Respond a little better. I don't know. Get to know your sister.

Can we just practice kissing again?

I think so, yeah.

I feel like the clock comes to bite me.

You do? Yeah.

This is like a big thing, you know that, right?

I mean, there's another big thing that could just be inside me. You've gotten

much better, Mom.

Just so much better.

Why are you fucking using such a pretty hand? I used so hard.

I do want the best.

So you have to promise not to tell anyone though. I'm not going to.

I swear I won't say anything.

I like so much of this. This was a great fucking idea.

Don't you get it?

That's the best way we can...

Thank you.

I'm just checking to see if this makes sense.

Fuck, I'm gonna cum.

Please come taste.

It's so good.