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This is what life's come to after divorce.

Just hanging around for holidays and watching the game.

There's nothing else to life.

I know, man. I just... I'm so lonely, man. Dude, I haven't been late in a

long... I don't even know when the last time... You can't even spell late

anymore.

Trust me.

I know.

Dude. Well, yeah, I don't...

This is not what I expected in life, my friend.

Yeah, you don't always get the card you want, you know.

You just got to play the hand you're dealt.

Yeah, yeah.

I mean, I just can't believe she left me.

I mean, I can't. He cheated on her six times.

It's pretty obvious that she's... But, yeah, I'm not any better, you know.

I just don't know what I was thinking, man, you know.

I just, I wasn't thinking.

And how we were thinking, just wrong heads.

You see what those ladies did to us, man.

Well, I mean, once again, we weren't saints, but still.

They're pretty ruthless.

Daddy! Daddy!

Just no more moping.

Can we open it early again?

Yeah, it's good to see you.

We've been so good this year.

I'm not really feeling in the spirit, sweetheart.

Same.

There's no early... You didn't do anything wrong. It's not you.

Yeah, it's definitely you. You girls are great.

It's not you.

What can we do?

I don't know. Your mom's just really, really, really got us. We said we

talk about it anymore. You know what? Don't worry about it. We don't feel like

it. We're not up for it. Just why don't you guys go see your baby?

Okay.

I'll see you later.

You'll have a good night. You're a good girl.

All right, man. Oh, go check out my new crossbow. I love Christmas so much. I

know. It's my favorite holiday.

Yeah, we're almost out of wrapping paper. We should probably go get some

So cute.

I love this snowman.

He's got big balls.

So what are you going to do for Christmas this year?

I have no plans. Probably just hang out with my daddy. He's been so sad.

So has mine.

Ever since our moms left, they just have not been the same.

I mean, you guys are more than welcome to come over to our house for Christmas

this year. Really? Yeah, of course.

Honestly, we would love that.

Yeah? Yeah.

They deserve a really nice Christmas this year.

Yeah, they do.

But how are we going to make it special?

That's going to be really hard.

What can we get two grown men that they don't already have?

What about a sweater?

They already have that though. What about a watch?

I don't have money.

I don't have money either.

A girlfriend.

They need a girlfriend.

I mean, they do need girlfriends, but how are we supposed to find girlfriends

this short amount of time?

That's true.

Honestly, they just need to get laid.

They do need to get laid. They seriously do.

But who are we supposed to find to get them laid with?

Escorts?

Ew. No.

But we don't have money, and they deserve real love and real

connections, not just foreign old sex.

How about I fuck your dad and you fuck my dad?

Wait, are you serious?

I mean, why not? They need the love and connection. We can give them that. My

dad's so much hotter than your dad.

Is that really fair?

Come on.

My dad's dick is huge, though.

It's big.

I've seen it one time.

Well, I can tell you my dad's dick is fucking perfect.

I saw it one time when he was getting out of the shower, and I asked him if I

could suck it.

And he almost let me.

Wow. Okay.

You know what?

I think I have to... Perfect plan.

What? How do we make this happen?

How do we do that?

Oh, my God. That is a perfect plan.

Let's do it.

This was such a great idea.

I know. They're really going to love it. They really are.

Are you ready to get in the box, then?

Let's do it.

Are you sure this is the right sign?

Yeah, this should be right. I can't read the name.

You better be right.

Well, I hope so too. Otherwise, I'm going to be sucking my own dad's dick.

Let's put the signs on.

Okay.

Where did these boxes come from?

Merry Christmas, Scotty. It's 2020, man. It's glory hole.

A glory hole? A glory hole.

Oh.

I know exactly what to do, too.

Oh, what's that?

That's where all the glory is right here.

Are you serious?

These girls.

Oh, my God.

God. Oh, man. May really went all out this year.

All I got her was a bicycle.

I

know.

Tell me about it. It was way too long. It was way too good.

Something's going on in that box.

So the gears are making a mess over here.

It's worries.

Oh, yeah, my

friend, I don't know if I can take this.

Oh, God.

Oh, oh,

oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, God, he's gone.

Holy.

Oh, my.

Wow, that was a good present. Wow.

That was really fun.

Yeah, I liked that a lot. Your dad has a nice dick.

Your dad's cum tastes really good.

We should do that again sometime.

Definitely.

You know what?

Sucking dick made me really horny.

Me too.

I want to do that again really bad.

Same.

What are they doing?

I don't know.

I'm going to call them over.

What's going on with you two?

How did you like your gift? Hey, girls. Hey.

Well,

it's a little embarrassing, but it improved my spirits a little bit, I

You guys had a good time? Yeah.

Good.

Definitely.

We're really glad you liked it.

Definitely a big surprise.

You've definitely been good girls this year.

We wanted to show you how much we appreciate you guys. Yeah.

Well, we appreciate you girls. I'm not even sure what we could get you to top

that.

You don't have to worry about getting us anything. Are you sure?

Yeah. It's even easier.

Like a new bike or something?

No,

we just want your attention.

We could get you a 10 -speed, even.

We don't care about bikes.

We actually have a little secret about the gift that we gave you. What was

inside that box?

Um, well... I mean, I have an idea what was in there.

I was inside your box.

Finn, I was inside your box.

Oh. We were just trying to help out. Yeah, like we couldn't afford to hire

escorts or anything, so... So we just did it ourselves.

Okay, wait a minute. So... You... When we... And that... Girls.

With the box, that was... Did you like it? Did we do a good job? I mean, I

definitely liked it. I enjoyed it. I didn't not like it. I mean, how do

What is there to say about that?

That you're a good dad. I'm just... Yeah. I'm a little taken back. We

it. Yeah.

We definitely did.

We know you enjoyed it.

We tasted every last drop.

It was so yummy.

I don't really know what to say.

Tasted like candy, to be honest. Yeah.

Delicious. Is this allowed?

I mean, we already did it. Yeah, we crossed the threshold.

We should just go all the way. We deserve it, right?

You guys said that we were great.

You do owe us a present.

You do. That's true.

You've been such good girls this year, I guess.

I think you guys should fuck us for Christmas this year.

Honey, where's Jude?

Well, I guess there's no turning back now.

I mean, are you okay with this? Am I okay with this? Are we okay with this?

I'm okay with it if you're okay with it. Okay, let's keep this between us.

Right, girls? Yeah. We're not going to tell anybody.

A Christian secret.

You'll be good girls, right? Of course. It's just going to be our little secret.

Yeah.

Right.

I always wanted to tell you, man.

I always thought your daughter was pretty hot, to be honest.

She's obviously sucked a dick before.

Oh, my God. Oh, my.

Oh, my. Oh, my.

Oh, my. Oh, my.

Oh, my.

Oh, my.

Oh, my. Oh, my.

Oh, my.

Oh, my.

Oh, my. Oh, my.

Good.

Show your best friend's dad how you can do that.

Wow.

Fuck. Fuck.

I don't know how you girls are going to be able to top this next year.

We'll figure out a way.

We might just have to do this every year.

Y 'all really went all out. Make it a new tradition.

Oh, my God.

Oh wow.

Your daughter's pretty thorough.

Yeah,

she has her grandma's genes, you know.

It's so good though, right?

Yeah.

Yeah.

This is the best Christmas Eve ever.

Oh, shit.

Oh.

Oh, he's scared.

Oh, my God.

You don't want to know.

I love watching my dad sticking your mouth.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Wow. Oh my God.

It's quite a dog you're raising here.

Wow, this dick is so good.

We got so lucky for Christmas.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

I love choking on this dick.

Your daughter is the best. Go, go, go, go, go.

Your daughter is the best.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Fuck.

Let Daddy help you out of this, okay?

Yes, Johnny. I want you to undress me. Oh, yeah.

Take our clothes off.

A little tight.

Be careful.

Oh, Daddy.

Oh, my God.

Thank you, Daddy.

I'll take this off.

Yeah, baby.

Maybe we should leave this on.

I don't think so.

I'm naked.

I guess you can have your way today.

I'm 30 years old. I can't believe you're doing this.

Oh, you girls.

I can't believe you come up with this.

You need to lay down, girls.

Right there.

Right there.

Oh, my. Oh, she's so tight.

Yes, honey.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

her pussy out, Daddy.

Yes, I love watching you stretch that pussy out.

Thank you so much for the Christmas present, Daddy.

Oh, my God.

Can you put it in?

Yeah, let me put it in. Sorry, baby.

Oh, that was a total accident.

Yeah.

Yeah, baby.

Yeah, you've been a good girl.

Your

daddy's

dick feels so good.

I want you to spit on it.

Spit on it for daddy.

Fucking good, daddy. Yes. Fuck her. Fuck her. Fuck her.

Fuck her. Fuck her. Fuck her. Fuck her. Yes.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Thank you for fucking me. Oh, my God.

This is so amazing.

Oh, your dad's dick is so fucking good.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

yeah. Fuck her. Fuck her.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Shit.

Fucking take it.

Wow.

Oh, it looks so fucking good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Do you like it?

Wow,

you're so flexible.

Oh, my God.

All those gymnastics lessons paid off.

Yes, I do.

Your daughter's trying to get me already.

Oh, yeah.

Joke me.

Joke me.

Oh,

my God. I can't.

Yes. Oh, wow.

Oh, it's so fucking loud. She's trying to make me come already.

I love watching you fuck my best friend. Yes.

watching them fuck you.

Oh, put it back in for me.

Put it in my fucking... Yeah, fuck her. Fuck her.

Fuck her.

Fuck her again.

Thank you. Holy fuck.

Fucking hot. Oh, God.

Oh, yes.

Oh. Oh, you're dead.

Yeah, this is so good.

Oh, my God. Uh -huh.

Oh, yes.

Oh, you're fucking hurt so good. You like it, Daddy?

You like it?

How's your pussy go?

Does your pussy feel tight?

Yeah.

So good.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I love watching you fuck your daddy.

Okay, daddy.

Yes. Oh, my God.

Oh, that feels so good.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

you love it so much.

Oh, yeah.

Mm -hmm. Yeah.

Yes. Oh, my God.

Put it back in the fucking beautiful little pussy.

I love getting fucked by your dad.

Mm -hmm.

It feels so good.

I love being a good girl for daddy.

Put that big dick back in.

I love watching that big dick fuck her.

So perfect with that dick.

It feels so amazing.

Oh, God.

Watch out down there.

Oh, my God.

Watching her pussy makes me so wet.

I can't.

my tight pussy.

Oh,

it feels great.

Oh, shit.

to my ex -wife.

Alright.

I love watching my dad fuck you.

Oh yeah.

Oh,

that's just fucking good.

Don't you move.

Don't you move.

You got a kinky one over here on your hands.

Get up. Get up. Get your ass up.

Get up before you face me right now.

Come here.

Switch around.

Come here.

You get up here, sweetie.

It feels so good.

I want to taste that asshole.

I want to taste that fucking cute little asshole.

I love you.

I love you.

Your daughter's asshole tastes so fucking good.

Oh my god, your dad sucks so good. Oh my god, your dad sucks so good.

We love

being

good girls for our daddies.

Motherfucker, like that.

She's a good little daddy's girl.

I love watching you fuck her, Jodi.

Should we make our dads come?

Yes, I want them to come all over us.

Yes. I want them to cover us and fucking come.