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Hey guys, it's Angel here.

But you know me, I'm no Angel.

I'm just a 19 year old girl who desperately wants out of this tiny town.

Busy!

What's that? You getting a message?

That's just my point. My ranking is going up.

Ranking on what?

Okay, so what is it that you do all day online?

Mostly watch videos, participate in Discord, get internet points.

Okay, and how does one earn internet points?

Doing crazy stuff.

Like what?

All right. You know your mom's stepbrother's going to be staying with

Cool.

And he's never been out wet, so maybe you could take him around and show him

everything? He's a complete stranger.

Yeah. I was a complete stranger until I wasn't.

Well, that's different. Now you live here.

And he's going to be living here for a couple weeks.

Okay, so should I throw him a party?

You know, you tease, but that actually would be pretty nice.

I hate people.

No, you don't.

I do.

Come on.

You know, we're not with your age without experiencing the world.

Going to parties, going on dates.

How am I supposed to experience the world in bumfuck Utah?

Well, aren't there guys to go out with?

The Mormon boys?

As if.

Is that phrase popular again?

What do you mean?

You know what? Never mind.

But I'm just saying, I kind of feel like you're missing out on some of the

formative experiences.

Like, when was the last time you went and did something new and different?

There's this new app. I'm really into it.

Why don't you go out there and try and earn online point?

By doing what? Fucking my stepdad?

Never mind.

It was your idea.

You wouldn't.

I mean, score a lot of points.

You sure I'm not under the hood?

No, no, I actually could use the extra testosterone around here.

I'm kind of outnumbered. Does my sister drive any nuts?

No, she's a walk in the park.

Angel? You met her?

Barely.

Yeah, well, this generation, you can't peel them away from their phones.

Well, what's the problem?

The nuclear bomb could go off. She's not going to look up.

Well, what's the big deal?

It'll go like that.

I mean, you should see it.

Hey, Angel.

You should say hi to your Uncle Georgie. Hey, Uncle Georgie.

Hey, how about a hug?

Man, kids these days.

Told you so.

I'm right here, you know.

Barely.

It's not my fault. Life is so boring.

A girl like you should be out every night.

A girl like me?

What's that supposed to mean?

You're beautiful.

Stunning, even.

You could have anyone you wanted.

It's okay, old man.

To tell him the truth.

I've tried every dating app. Boys suck.

Well, maybe you should try to find a man offline.

People don't meet offline anymore.

Not around here.

Yeah, not when you don't put your phone down.

Okay. Well, maybe I should just move to New York with you.

Look at that, Georgie. You actually got eye contact.

Well, he's more persuasive.

What can I say? I'm a driver.

Yeah, he's right, though. You are beautiful.

A beautiful woman holds so much power.

You could have anything you want from the world. You just open your eyes.

How? I don't know how.

Well, maybe we could teach you.

When was the last time you went on a date?

I don't know. What counts as a date?

When was the last time you got laid?

Come on, you can tell me. I'm not going to tell Mom.

I can't tell you that.

You're not going to get in trouble.

That's not why.

Would you rather tell me?

It's been almost a year.

You're not serious.

I guess it's been bad luck.

It is a crime that a beautiful woman like you... That's what I've been trying

say. Okay, well, do you two have any bright ideas?

Well, you know, we're just thinking what I'm thinking.

I think I am.

Then maybe we could... Help out?

What do you mean, help me out?

Yeah. Grease the wheel.

Examine the engine.

You know I don't know car stuff.

What we're saying is we would volunteer to give you a ride around the block.

And why would you do that?

To help out.

Why would you help me out?

You know.

Break your drive spell. Show you what you're missing out.

And why both of you?

Why not just you?

Well, because then it would be different, you know? It wouldn't be just

boring hookup.

Who cares?

Think of the clout.

No one says clout anymore.

Okay, fine point.

Okay, I mean, I guess it would be kind of weird.

You're curious, though.

It'll be different.

Maybe I could get enough points to get the hell out of here.

Okay, what's with the points?

Well, maybe we just need to get a little more comfortable.

Are you scared, honey?

A little.

Do you want us to back off?

Come here.

Let's do this before I change my mind.

You know, I don't know if she's really ready.

What the fuck, man?

I just want to make sure.

I'm definitely ready, and I just want you to record.

Honey, are you sure? Because the internet is forever.

Yeah, I don't usually agree with him, hon, but I don't think you want the

internet to see this.

I just want a little keepsake.

Little Minx wants to make a sex tape.

Then I think I want to see my baby dance for daddy.

Yes.

Do I look sexy, Daddy?

Oh, God, yes.

Oh, are you wet, baby girl?

Oh, look at that pretty face.

Oh, God.

That looks so good.

Touch yourself on it.

Now, are you sure you want this?

Uh -uh.

We gotta hear you say it.

I want this I want you both at the same time wait really?

for the internet points oh you're not just fucking asking for the points are

you? would that be so bad?

we'll be gentle you don't have to be no but we will

Oh my God, I had no idea you were such a big dick, Uncle Georgie.

Oh, you do have a handle at dicks, angel.

This is so hot. Are you filming this?

You're not going to post this anywhere, though, right? No, it's just for me to

watch later, Daddy.

Let us strive this.

Yeah, it tasted so good.

Am I doing a good job, Daddy?

What do you think, Uncle Georgie? Oh, fuck.

I have no idea.

That's it.

Give me that fist.

Does it feel good, Uncle Georgie? It feels so good.

Yes. Thank you.

Use it as much as you want.

There we go. There we go.

doggy stuff.

Take a hug.

Did she just ask you to cream pie her? I think she did.

Daddy, cream pie.

That's nothing. I want my uncle to cream pie my ass next.

Oh, fuck yes.

Good girl.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

Slided in my tight little asshole.

It's sliding in, honey.

Oh, my God.

God,

it feels so big in me.

Oh, my gosh. It's taking it out so much.

Oh, my gosh.

I bet.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Your cock is so fat, Uncle George.

Oh, the more you tell me that.

My asshole daddy!

You've got to take that down.