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I'm gonna need you 24 -7. 24 -7.

What are you doing in my room? What the fuck is going on here? Start looking

through all the names.

You're lying to me. I'm talking to you. I really need this job. Go ahead. Show

me how sorry you are. Do I get to keep my job?

Why don't you have a seat? Let's get a little interview in.

Let me look over your resume.

So how are you today?

I'm good. How are you?

Good.

So,

you know you're here for the nanny position?

Yeah.

You know, it's a full -time commitment.

It's not an 8 to 5. It's not a 10 to 6.

You're here all day.

Okay.

It's extremely important to my wife and I. You know, you're not just watching

our child. You're helping to raise our child.

Therefore, we're going to provide room and board for you.

The opportunity pays $4 ,000 a month, all meals and everything.

obviously on us.

I mean, how serious are you about an opportunity like this?

I'm really serious.

I mean, I love kids, and I love working with them, so I know that I'd be a great

candidate. And I have a very big family, so I was the oldest, so I can be mature

and take care.

Great.

And how many siblings do you have?

Four. Really? Yeah. I mean, not too big, but.

Any kind of maybe parental responsibilities you had growing up?

Yeah, well, I mean, since I was the oldest, I would always be walking over

siblings and stuff after school and take them to school before I graduated.

Good, because that's extremely important. We are going to have our

enrolled in a lot of extracurricular activities, so that's going to require a

lot of your time and attention.

to help through the process, be there when they go to their practices or

whatever they get into.

So it's extremely important.

Let's get some of these other questions out of the way.

These are kind of serious, though.

I want you to be honest with me up front.

This is very important.

Do you drink alcohol?

No.

I mean, occasionally with a friend.

No, I don't like to taste it. I can't do it.

Okay. How about smoking?

No.

Not at all. Never?

No.

What about any kind of drug?

No.

I'm pretty straight A.

Really? You don't hang out with any friends that kind of like to have fun?

I mean, I'm sure to grow your age, you have to have outside... I have friends,

but I don't do illegal things.

Hmm.

How'd you get here today? Do you drive?

Yeah. Okay.

You got car insurance?

Mm -hmm. And my license.

Okay.

And you are okay with us running a background check on you, right?

Yeah.

So... Obviously, you say you like kids.

You wouldn't be here if you didn't, and I get that.

Our son is three years old, so, you know, just after

the terrible two's age, he's constantly hyper. I mean, you're going to need to

be fully attentive because my wife and I both work.

We both run our own businesses, so we are really committed, and she travels a

lot.

I'm usually at work all day long, so, you know, he's going to need naps, and I

need to make sure that, you know, you're always going to be around and not off

screwing around.

What would you say is your biggest strength?

I think I'm very responsible, and even though I look young, I am mature and can

take care of your kid most definitely.

What about any kind of weaknesses? It's always good as an employee to identify

and even as an employer to find out the potential weaknesses that you might have

that we could either correct and fix.

I don't know. I would say I sometimes have a hard time saying no.

Oh, okay. I mean, that's a good, honest answer.

Most people do, especially your age.

Well, it's good that you don't do any drugs.

Um, how about, are you in a relationship?

No. No. No boyfriends, no flings, anything that would take your attention

from... It's all just a waste of my time.

Really? Yeah.

I have all the time to focus on your son and only your son.

Okay, because I'm very serious about that, but that's good to hear.

I appreciate the honesty.

Excellent. Well, I think you're good to go. I think,

you know what, I'm going to give you a shot.

But, you know, it is one shot, and I don't take second chances, so you

better be on your game.

And we're looking forward to it. Thank you.

Welcome to the team.

Well, I just started, honestly, so I'm getting a feel for the place, but it's

nice. We're out of town, so we can do whatever we want.

Ooh, we're lucky.

Yeah. It's always fun.

Girls' night in our DJ.

Right. The owner is pretty close.

Is he?

Okay, cool.

What's new with you?

Not much. Just hanging out and got a new job.

I'm really happy that you invited me over, though. Yeah, you look really

Thank you. You do, too. I love your hair.

You're so beautiful.

I'm trying to grow it out.

It's nice.

The color's beautiful.

Thank you.

Wow, I love your nails.

They do.

Wow.

They're so soft.

Do you mind?

Thank you.

Oh, I miss these.

Wow,

I love your boobs.

What the fuck is going on here? Sydney, what are you doing? I heard the baby

screaming for a half hour on the monitor.

You're in here making out while the baby's screaming?

Who is this?

I seriously thought something happened to you.

And then I turn on the nanny cam and you're in here making out.

This is fucking insane.

You lied to me. I didn't even know you were in a relationship.

Well, you're into something, something that I should have known about.

I mean, we had a specific interview, didn't we?

So you lied to me?

to my scheduled important meetings, I could be losing money today. Please, I'm

really sorry. I'll do anything.

This job means so much to me. I can't lose it. It looks like it means a lot to

you. My fucking kid was crying for a half hour. I thought something happened.

I'll do anything.

And you seem like you would be willing to do... Anything.

That's a start.

Okay.

Good.

Yes.

You're a fuckin' bitch.

You're such a horrible nanny.

Now you gotta get dressed.

I want you to get my son ready and take him to class.

Okay.

Okay.

And I promise nothing like this will happen ever again.