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Mommy, I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry. We don't have very much time.
I just had to... I didn't realize you
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just took a shower.
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Could you put a towel on?
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I need your help with something.
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Your dad just drove into the driveway,
and he's been gone for like a week on
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that business trip, and I wanted to
surprise him a little bit when he got
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He got home a little bit early, but...
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Come with me to the bedroom.
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We'll hide in the closet and then we'll
jump out at him.
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Honey, please.
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He's going to be at the door any second.
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Please.
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For your mother.
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It's okay. You can put clothes on after.
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Okay.
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I'm coming.
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When I count to three,
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I'm going to open the door and then
we're just both going to jump out and
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surprise them, okay?
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It's not a stupid game.
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Imagination, I swear I heard it.
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Right.
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Okay, maybe it was my imagination.
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I'm just, I'm so excited, you know.
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I don't get to do this kind of thing
with your father very much.
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I want to make sure it's perfect.
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Maybe I'm just too excited.
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All right.
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All right. I got a little too excited.
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Totally imagined him driving up. I
swear, I thought I heard his car.
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Not me, Niall.
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How dare you say that about your mother?
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It's probably a good thing he didn't
show up now anyway.
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Now we have time to get ready, actually
get dressed, and then we can surprise
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him.
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Yeah, you thought you got off the hook,
didn't you?
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No, you're still going to get cramped in
this closet with your mother later
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tonight when he actually shows up.
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Can you move your foot, please? I'm
trying to open the door so we can get
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the closet.
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You... Okay. Your foot's not there.
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Why is this door not opening?
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Honey, I think I got it. I think I know
how to open a door.
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I think it's stuck on something.
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Is there a towel stuck in the way? Like
on the wheels or something? Can you look
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down?
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I'm not that weak, okay? I work out
every day, actually.
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I just... This door won't budge. It's
like
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there's a... Oh, my gosh. I forgot.
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Oh, there is a latch.
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Oh my god, how did I forget about that?
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Are you serious?
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There's gotta be some safety release.
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I mean, there's no way these
manufacturers could still be in business
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wasn't a way to unlock it from the
inside.
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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I can't get it open.
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I'm so sorry, honey.
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It's silly, isn't it?
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It's okay.
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It's okay. We'll just... Let's just
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keep trying, I guess. But I think we're
just going to have to wait for your
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father to get here tonight.
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Oh, hi. It's okay.
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It's okay. Your father's coming.
tonight, it's alright, he's gonna let us
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it's gonna be a big misunderstanding,
and he's gonna be laughing, we're gonna
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laughing, it's alright, honey, I just,
maybe if I
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can, maybe if I can,
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I'll use my nails and get behind the
door,
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oh,
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I'm trying.
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Oh, thank goodness. I
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think it's your father.
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Oh, he's probably just texting me on the
way home, telling me that he's almost
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here. Let's see what it is. I'm so
sorry, honey, but I missed
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my flight.
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And I'm not going to be home.
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This isn't right.
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Your father has never missed a flight in
his life.
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No, no, no, no, honey.
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We're not going to be stuck in this
closet all night. I'll just text your
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back that he has to find another way
home.
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There's no way I'm going to let him
spend the night with that secretary of
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Just tell him that he has to... Come
home and... My
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phone just died.
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My phone just died before I had a chance
to send a text.
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Hold on.
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Honey, do you have your phone with you?
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Are you sure?
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You're wearing a towel.
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Hold on, let me think, let me think.
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Okay, your father's not coming home
tonight.
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That means we could be stuck in here all
night.
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No, no, no, no, no. Honey, honey, it's
all right. It's all right.
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There's got to be another phone charger
in here. I mean, this is the closet,
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right?
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Hold on, hold on. Let me look.
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Honey, can you just hold on to me for a
second?
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Climb up.
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Oh, sorry. I'm sorry, honey.
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Just hold on to this.
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Oh.
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No.
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I don't... I don't see anything.
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Oh.
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Oh, God.
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Oh.
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Okay, no.
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Um... Do you...
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Morse code with the neighbors or
anything like that ever?
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This is a stupid question. Let me think.
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Okay.
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Worst case scenario is we're stuck in
this closet together for 24
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hours.
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It's alright.
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It's not alright. Why would your father
miss his flight? I
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mean, I...
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He's never missed a flight in his entire
life, and on the one business trip that
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that hot, slutty little secretary
decides to go with him. Of course, he
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stay an extra night with her in the
hotel room. Just give me a second,
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Just give me a second.
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Oh, my God.
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I can't even believe it.
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Of course, of course he would do this. I
mean, why would he want anything to do
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with his old wife anymore? I mean, when
he can just leave her at home and
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go live out his fantasies with
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his irresistibly hot secretary.
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She's...
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She's just a type. I mean, she's young
and she's everything.
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I am burdening you with all of this.
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It's just so, it's so much for me to
handle.
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I don't expect you to understand.
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Come here, give me a kiss.
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You just, you're being so brave.
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You're taking care of your hysterical
mother when you're stuck in a closet
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her.
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We have to really start taking care of
each other tonight because we're stuck
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here together, aren't we?
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Who knows how long we're going to be in
this tiny little...
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Room. I should have gotten a house with
a bigger closet, huh?
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Oh,
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this was such a stupid, stupid idea,
wasn't it?
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You keep on being brave, okay?
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For both of us.
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I guess we could try to stay up together
all night.
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It's not like both of us could sleep in
here. There's just not enough room, is
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there?
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Oh, honey. I
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don't want to make you stay awake.
That's just not fair.
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I know one of us could...
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No, honey.
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Let's both try to lay down together
right now.
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There's no way I'm going to let you let
me sleep first.
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After everything you've already done for
me.
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Let me take care of you. Come on.
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Let's try to lay down.
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Move. All right, here.
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All right, just let me lift.
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Put your leg down here between my...
Maybe this will...
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Oh,
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hold on.
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Hold on.
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Maybe if I... Maybe I can just lift
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myself up and you can... Squeeze next
to...
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Honey, I... I don't know. It's just...
It's too
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tight. I don't think we can... I don't
think we can both sleep at the same
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time, sweetheart.
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I think one person is going to have to
stand up, maybe, and I think there's
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enough... I think there's enough room
for one person to lay down at a time.
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You should...
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definitely lay down first.
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This is all my fault.
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I'm your mother. I need to be taking
care of you.
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Stand there.
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Okay.
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Okay, I'll go to sleep first.
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Thank you, honey.
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The only way I'm going to agree to this,
though, is if you promise to wake me up
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as soon as you get done.
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Honey, do you promise?
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Yeah.
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I'm serious, though.
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You've been humorous enough.
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I'm just... I'm just gonna sleep for a
little bit. You be sure to wake me up.
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I'm just...
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For a long time, huh?
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have woken me up.
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Especially with my robe open, honey.
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You let me sleep too long.
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It's your turn, okay?
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Your turn to sleep. I don't want to hear
about it.
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No, I slept too long. I can tell.
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You've been a trooper. Now it's your
turn.
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Come on, lay down.
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Okay,
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if you... Let me try to stand up.
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Okay,
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you put your legs kind of between mine,
like that, and then slide.
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Just slow down a little bit until
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you're laying down.
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Yeah. Just all the way.
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Until you hit the wall.
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Oh, I'm alright, honey. I'm just trying
to get used to this.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Oh, oh.
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Whoa.
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Your towel just got caught behind you, I
think.
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Here, lift.
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It's all on...
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It's all the way over here. Can you just
lift up... Oh, maybe I can just... Do
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this corner.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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You have an erection right now.
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I...
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Can you lift up and I'll pull the towel
just a little
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bit more just so I can cover it up,
okay?
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Okay.
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Honey, just lift your body a little bit
just for a second so I can pull the
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towel out.
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Okay, don't worry about it. We won't.
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Just go to sleep.
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Just go to sleep and we won't.
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Just try not to worry about it.
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It's not your fault, honey.
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It's probably my fault.
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And my robe just fell open.
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Please, don't.
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I'm on top of you. Can you... Can you
pull your... Your
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erection towards you so I don't... So I
don't...
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