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Synchro & cut. : Sixe, Anyone. 2 00:00:04,826 --> 00:00:08,366 Suggestions, critics & insults ;) itcrowdsub@gmail.com www.forom.com 3 00:00:30,769 --> 00:00:34,093 1x05 - The Haunting of Bill Crouse 4 00:00:34,686 --> 00:00:35,490 OK. 5 00:00:39,774 --> 00:00:40,853 Here we go. 6 00:00:42,313 --> 00:00:43,751 Sit properly? 7 00:00:45,751 --> 00:00:46,849 Cheers. 8 00:00:48,237 --> 00:00:49,178 Bill? 9 00:00:50,285 --> 00:00:51,492 Mick Hucknall. 10 00:00:56,606 --> 00:00:57,626 Hey, this is fun. 11 00:00:58,311 --> 00:01:01,176 - It's been a good night so far. - Yes, it's been really good, yeah. 12 00:01:01,332 --> 00:01:03,356 Yeah, I'll be honest, when Julie suggested 13 00:01:03,356 --> 00:01:04,864 we get together, I was like no. 14 00:01:04,864 --> 00:01:06,331 you know, I get set up a lot 15 00:01:06,484 --> 00:01:09,294 by friends, and it never works out. 16 00:01:09,439 --> 00:01:10,578 Tell me about it. Me too. 17 00:01:10,611 --> 00:01:12,582 You know, I hate dates usually. 18 00:01:12,729 --> 00:01:15,925 They should call dates "Spend some time with a big fat loser!" 19 00:01:18,518 --> 00:01:19,886 But this has been brilliant. 20 00:01:20,004 --> 00:01:21,023 Hey... 21 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:22,808 I was thinking, afterwards, 22 00:01:23,063 --> 00:01:24,308 maybe you'd like to 23 00:01:24,406 --> 00:01:25,641 come back to my place? 24 00:01:25,689 --> 00:01:27,642 We could listen to the new Jamie Cullum album. 25 00:01:27,681 --> 00:01:28,837 Maybe, yeah! 26 00:01:28,945 --> 00:01:31,043 Yeah, yeah, that'd be... really nice actually. 27 00:01:31,161 --> 00:01:32,190 Great. 28 00:01:33,935 --> 00:01:35,484 Let me guess... 29 00:01:35,778 --> 00:01:37,171 You're a... 30 00:01:37,376 --> 00:01:38,729 red wine person? 31 00:01:38,827 --> 00:01:40,033 Yes, yes I am! 32 00:01:40,837 --> 00:01:43,562 I would be too, if we could get some service round here! 33 00:01:43,689 --> 00:01:44,866 Yeah, you, Hucknall. 34 00:01:45,863 --> 00:01:48,969 When you, when you Simply Ready? 35 00:01:49,933 --> 00:01:51,952 Unbelievable. 36 00:01:52,031 --> 00:01:53,501 Oh, I should say, um, 37 00:01:53,638 --> 00:01:55,050 I don't really like sharing. 38 00:01:55,297 --> 00:01:57,846 So you get what you want, I'll get what I want 39 00:01:57,944 --> 00:02:00,865 we leave it at that. I just think it's a lot less confusing. 40 00:02:01,090 --> 00:02:02,110 Sure, sure. 41 00:02:02,146 --> 00:02:03,571 - Did you say Jamie Cullum? - Yeah. 42 00:02:03,594 --> 00:02:04,894 I hate Jamie Cullum. 43 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:08,717 Oh, and, just to say, 44 00:02:08,773 --> 00:02:10,831 "I don't really like sharing." 45 00:02:11,204 --> 00:02:13,125 With the rising inflection and everything. 46 00:02:13,263 --> 00:02:16,753 In a tapas restaurant, he doesn't like sharing. 47 00:02:17,361 --> 00:02:18,694 What the heck is tapas? 48 00:02:18,812 --> 00:02:19,812 You know, tapas, 49 00:02:19,979 --> 00:02:22,097 - tiny food from Spain. - Oh, yes. 50 00:02:22,214 --> 00:02:24,704 - Teipas. - Yeah, that's no how you say it. 51 00:02:25,283 --> 00:02:26,400 Yes it is. 52 00:02:27,067 --> 00:02:28,479 You're a teipas. 53 00:02:29,557 --> 00:02:30,793 What else? What else? 54 00:02:30,920 --> 00:02:31,940 What else? 55 00:02:31,999 --> 00:02:34,097 Oh God, you should have seen him with the waiters. 56 00:02:34,205 --> 00:02:35,666 - Rude? - Unbelievable! 57 00:02:35,764 --> 00:02:37,606 Oh yeah, I used to work as a waiter. 58 00:02:37,665 --> 00:02:41,332 If anyone was ever rude to me, I used to carry their food around in my trousers. 59 00:02:42,230 --> 00:02:44,622 Oh my God! Before you brought it to their table? 60 00:02:45,779 --> 00:02:46,857 No, after. 61 00:02:47,838 --> 00:02:50,799 Of course before! Why would I do it after? 62 00:02:50,984 --> 00:02:52,828 Do you think they did that to him? 63 00:02:53,024 --> 00:02:55,181 Okay, well. While he was eating, 64 00:02:55,298 --> 00:02:56,788 did you ear anyone laughing? 65 00:02:56,886 --> 00:02:58,768 Like... in the kitchen area. 66 00:02:59,710 --> 00:03:00,553 Yes! 67 00:03:00,621 --> 00:03:02,229 Yes I did, actually, yes I did. 68 00:03:02,327 --> 00:03:03,611 That'll be trouser food. 69 00:03:03,650 --> 00:03:04,895 - Oh God! - Yeah. 70 00:03:04,934 --> 00:03:07,026 Probably a good thing you weren't sharing. 71 00:03:07,190 --> 00:03:08,141 My God! 72 00:03:08,316 --> 00:03:09,728 I could have saved you the trouble. 73 00:03:10,022 --> 00:03:11,904 That guy is famous, he's a mouth. 74 00:03:11,924 --> 00:03:13,159 They call him "The News" 75 00:03:13,218 --> 00:03:15,424 because he was always talking about who he slept with. 76 00:03:16,522 --> 00:03:19,483 I would honestly rather sleep with a rat. 77 00:03:19,622 --> 00:03:20,609 Literally. 78 00:03:22,264 --> 00:03:24,343 The thing I cannot understand yet, this: 79 00:03:24,477 --> 00:03:27,110 this is a man Julie on 5th thinks is perfect for me, 80 00:03:27,145 --> 00:03:28,307 I mean what was she thinking? 81 00:03:28,337 --> 00:03:29,186 Wait a second. 82 00:03:29,244 --> 00:03:30,752 - Who do you know on 5th? - Why? 83 00:03:30,844 --> 00:03:32,611 What was the name, was it Judy or Julie? 84 00:03:32,612 --> 00:03:33,720 Why do you need to know? 85 00:03:33,795 --> 00:03:34,731 No reason. 86 00:03:34,780 --> 00:03:36,597 Lots of nice looking girls on fifth. 87 00:03:36,915 --> 00:03:38,326 Looking for an in, aren't we? 88 00:03:38,345 --> 00:03:39,485 An in? No! 89 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:40,722 Thank you, no. 90 00:03:40,741 --> 00:03:43,640 Don't use my name to start leching around on 5th. 91 00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:46,799 For your information, I do not lech 92 00:03:46,963 --> 00:03:49,707 I have a little more class than that, thank you very much. 93 00:03:50,006 --> 00:03:51,668 - Post. - Thank you. 94 00:03:51,900 --> 00:03:53,234 Oh no, this is wrong. 95 00:03:53,388 --> 00:03:55,978 A lingerie catalogue for a Cathy Morgan Foreman. 96 00:03:56,045 --> 00:03:57,664 I'll make sure that Cathy gets it. 97 00:03:58,354 --> 00:04:00,526 Cathy Morgan Foreman, who is Cathy Morgan Foreman? 98 00:04:00,573 --> 00:04:02,316 Cathy works in... 99 00:04:02,335 --> 00:04:05,756 Cathy works in the department of Shulupust. 100 00:04:05,968 --> 00:04:08,731 - Department of what? - Oh excuse me, that's my phone ringing. 101 00:04:08,789 --> 00:04:10,953 - I didn't hear anything? - It's on vibrate. 102 00:04:11,127 --> 00:04:12,054 Hello? 103 00:04:12,141 --> 00:04:13,358 Hello, Cathy! 104 00:04:13,416 --> 00:04:16,527 Yes, you parcel did arrive, I'm keeping it here safe for you. 105 00:04:16,565 --> 00:04:18,623 No problem at all Cathy Morgan Foreman. 106 00:04:19,599 --> 00:04:21,019 If he comes by... 107 00:04:21,077 --> 00:04:22,352 Right. If who comes by? 108 00:04:24,106 --> 00:04:25,057 The News. 109 00:04:25,194 --> 00:04:26,120 Yes, right? 110 00:04:26,325 --> 00:04:27,318 If he calls, 111 00:04:27,361 --> 00:04:28,524 just tell him something. 112 00:04:29,099 --> 00:04:30,684 - Leave it with me! - Great! 113 00:04:30,925 --> 00:04:33,050 Although I should just say I'm not very good at lying. 114 00:04:33,128 --> 00:04:34,345 I'm very good at lying. 115 00:04:34,403 --> 00:04:36,103 I thought you were on the phone! 116 00:04:36,857 --> 00:04:37,958 Yeah, I am. 117 00:04:38,035 --> 00:04:39,871 Yes, that's fine. 118 00:04:43,432 --> 00:04:44,437 Hello? 119 00:04:44,572 --> 00:04:47,993 Listen Moss, you're not going to Court, yeah? 120 00:04:48,341 --> 00:04:49,867 Just tell him something. 121 00:04:49,945 --> 00:04:52,776 It's just... I've never been very good at judging the scale 122 00:04:52,872 --> 00:04:54,959 - of the lie... - Yes, stop over thinking everything. 123 00:04:54,995 --> 00:04:57,878 - I couldn’t do it when I was a child, - You're getting yourself in a tease, 124 00:04:57,885 --> 00:04:58,932 I told a whopper and... 125 00:04:58,970 --> 00:05:00,209 Just tell him I'm busy! 126 00:05:02,765 --> 00:05:04,292 You're busy! 127 00:05:04,968 --> 00:05:06,456 That's brilliant! 128 00:05:08,281 --> 00:05:10,475 Just don't let him in here under any circumstances. 129 00:05:10,842 --> 00:05:11,847 No! 130 00:05:11,924 --> 00:05:12,968 You're busy! 131 00:05:14,794 --> 00:05:17,016 Hey, um, what was the name of that girl, 132 00:05:17,132 --> 00:05:20,552 that Jen knows, was it Julie or Judy? 133 00:05:20,726 --> 00:05:22,195 Yes, one of those. 134 00:05:27,615 --> 00:05:30,301 Okay, I'm just going to go for a letch on fifth. 135 00:05:30,417 --> 00:05:31,460 Yes. 136 00:05:31,808 --> 00:05:33,992 Look! I told you she's busy! 137 00:05:34,204 --> 00:05:37,528 Hey, back off, bastard! This lady's busy! 138 00:05:37,673 --> 00:05:39,296 Too busy for you. 139 00:05:39,711 --> 00:05:40,813 Busy! 140 00:05:40,967 --> 00:05:42,107 Brilliant! 141 00:06:00,315 --> 00:06:01,977 - Hello? - Hello! 142 00:06:03,378 --> 00:06:05,020 I'm just looking for Jen. 143 00:06:16,523 --> 00:06:18,649 I'm afraid Jen can't see you at the moment. 144 00:06:18,721 --> 00:06:20,096 She's very busy. 145 00:06:20,342 --> 00:06:22,517 - Is she? - She's a busy Miss Lizzy! 146 00:06:22,816 --> 00:06:23,895 Good bye! 147 00:06:27,146 --> 00:06:28,248 What is she doing? 148 00:06:28,364 --> 00:06:29,542 She's doing fine. 149 00:06:30,509 --> 00:06:32,383 Not how is she doing, what is she doing? 150 00:06:34,524 --> 00:06:35,947 - Is she in here? - No. 151 00:06:35,954 --> 00:06:37,681 I won't keep her, I want to give her these. 152 00:06:37,690 --> 00:06:39,230 - Don't give her. - I'll give her these. 153 00:06:39,240 --> 00:06:40,805 - She won't like them. - She won't mind! 154 00:06:40,809 --> 00:06:41,445 She will mind. 155 00:06:41,446 --> 00:06:43,194 It's not a problem. I won't take any time. 156 00:06:43,222 --> 00:06:44,438 Look, why can't I go in? 157 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:45,831 Because she's dead! 158 00:06:51,473 --> 00:06:52,401 What? 159 00:06:52,402 --> 00:06:55,164 Yeah, she's dead. She... she died. 160 00:06:56,459 --> 00:06:57,715 She died last night. 161 00:06:59,338 --> 00:07:00,749 She died?! 162 00:07:00,981 --> 00:07:01,908 Yeah! 163 00:07:02,101 --> 00:07:03,087 Completely. 164 00:07:05,038 --> 00:07:06,391 Oh God! 165 00:07:07,587 --> 00:07:08,650 Fuck! 166 00:07:08,727 --> 00:07:10,080 I just can't believe it! 167 00:07:10,157 --> 00:07:13,249 Well, I'd hardly make up something like that, would I? 168 00:07:14,061 --> 00:07:16,070 No, no of course, of course not. 169 00:07:16,592 --> 00:07:18,080 Oh God! 170 00:07:19,116 --> 00:07:21,049 Well, she was a bit off at the restaurant. 171 00:07:23,754 --> 00:07:24,778 I mean... 172 00:07:25,145 --> 00:07:26,150 Was it the food? 173 00:07:26,169 --> 00:07:28,063 - The tapas, do they know? - Teipas! 174 00:07:28,111 --> 00:07:29,445 I don't know. 175 00:07:30,179 --> 00:07:31,687 Yes it was, why not. 176 00:07:34,574 --> 00:07:35,560 Oh Jesus! 177 00:07:36,405 --> 00:07:37,816 I know it's terrible, but, 178 00:07:38,163 --> 00:07:39,555 thank God, we weren't sharing. 179 00:07:42,666 --> 00:07:44,018 I just can't get over it. 180 00:07:44,192 --> 00:07:45,178 Yeah, well, 181 00:07:45,255 --> 00:07:47,285 we all have to go sometime. 182 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:52,665 It's terrible, it's just terrible! 183 00:07:52,781 --> 00:07:54,520 It's bloody awful! 184 00:07:56,152 --> 00:07:57,640 She was so beautiful! 185 00:07:58,413 --> 00:08:00,017 She was some piece of ass. 186 00:08:05,762 --> 00:08:08,718 Anyhow, can't mourn all the ruddy day, so... 187 00:08:14,414 --> 00:08:15,709 You know... 188 00:08:17,410 --> 00:08:19,844 I was the last person to sleep with her. 189 00:08:20,927 --> 00:08:23,342 - Really? She said that... - What? 190 00:08:24,675 --> 00:08:29,989 She said she was looking forward to sleeping with you. 191 00:08:50,067 --> 00:08:52,386 I can't believe he lied like that. 192 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:57,909 Doesn't he realise that lying can lead to very serious ramifications? 193 00:09:02,605 --> 00:09:03,629 Hello? 194 00:09:07,700 --> 00:09:09,014 Hello! 195 00:09:13,381 --> 00:09:14,657 I'm Roy! 196 00:09:15,111 --> 00:09:16,328 I.T. 197 00:09:17,294 --> 00:09:20,965 My boss has assigned me to any work you might want done... 198 00:09:21,361 --> 00:09:23,003 personally. 199 00:09:23,139 --> 00:09:24,627 personal... personally. 200 00:09:25,033 --> 00:09:27,178 Basically, if you want to 201 00:09:28,645 --> 00:09:29,887 just take my card. 202 00:09:32,258 --> 00:09:33,534 And... 203 00:09:35,028 --> 00:09:36,438 if you need anything done 204 00:09:36,921 --> 00:09:38,197 to your computer, 205 00:09:38,293 --> 00:09:42,834 just give me a buzz, on me phone. It's my mobile phone, so 206 00:09:43,377 --> 00:09:46,022 you won't have to go through all that call waiting... 207 00:09:46,147 --> 00:09:47,152 Lover. 208 00:09:47,345 --> 00:09:48,814 Okay, thank you, Roy. 209 00:09:48,939 --> 00:09:50,639 You're welcome, Judy. 210 00:09:51,277 --> 00:09:53,016 Oh, I'm not Judy, I'm Julie. 211 00:09:53,209 --> 00:09:54,446 Judy? 212 00:09:56,716 --> 00:09:58,513 Someone to see you! 213 00:09:59,981 --> 00:10:01,798 This man says you should take his card. 214 00:10:04,126 --> 00:10:06,367 The girl from I.T., that's terrible. 215 00:10:06,502 --> 00:10:08,493 I know, terrible, terrible thing. 216 00:10:09,169 --> 00:10:12,106 You know, I was actually the last person to sleep with her. 217 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,024 Very sudden, yes. 218 00:10:15,159 --> 00:10:16,975 I heard it was some bad tapas. 219 00:10:17,072 --> 00:10:18,076 Teipas. 220 00:10:18,173 --> 00:10:19,100 Yes. 221 00:10:19,351 --> 00:10:20,356 You must be stunned. 222 00:10:20,433 --> 00:10:21,670 I'm flabbergasted 223 00:10:21,728 --> 00:10:23,834 Well, you know where we are if you need us. 224 00:10:24,008 --> 00:10:26,018 Sure, I'll be fine, thanks. 225 00:10:26,230 --> 00:10:28,337 Just sort of stay away from this whole area, 226 00:10:28,471 --> 00:10:31,003 while we come to terms with the loss. 227 00:10:32,259 --> 00:10:34,674 Leave me now, I would be alone. 228 00:10:53,259 --> 00:10:54,303 Good lech? 229 00:10:54,998 --> 00:10:56,003 No! 230 00:10:56,128 --> 00:11:01,470 The girl, oh my God, the girl, Judy, she's a... 231 00:11:02,301 --> 00:11:04,485 - Have you seen this girl? - What's she like? 232 00:11:04,657 --> 00:11:07,748 - Well, she has hair on her eyes. - Who has hair on her eyes? 233 00:11:07,845 --> 00:11:09,236 - Not you. - No. 234 00:11:10,009 --> 00:11:12,096 I'm going for a coffee, anyone wants anything? 235 00:11:12,279 --> 00:11:13,806 No? Okay, bye! 236 00:11:36,177 --> 00:11:38,013 - Hello? - Hello? 237 00:11:39,935 --> 00:11:41,326 Hello Judy? 238 00:11:41,945 --> 00:11:43,375 What can I do for you? 239 00:11:43,394 --> 00:11:44,824 Computer is broken! 240 00:11:44,930 --> 00:11:47,037 Is it a PC or a Mac? 241 00:11:48,003 --> 00:11:49,008 Yes! 242 00:11:50,554 --> 00:11:52,157 Well, what's wrong with it? 243 00:11:52,235 --> 00:11:53,510 Broken down! 244 00:11:53,616 --> 00:11:55,780 Yeah, broken down how, Judy? 245 00:11:55,944 --> 00:11:58,272 - Big bang noise! - Big bang noise, what... 246 00:11:58,485 --> 00:12:00,533 What's the precise nature of the problem? 247 00:12:04,117 --> 00:12:05,045 MIO (My Input Output) 248 00:12:05,586 --> 00:12:07,963 Judy, the battery of my phone is... 249 00:12:12,310 --> 00:12:13,914 - Look at this. - What? 250 00:12:14,069 --> 00:12:15,692 How nice is this? 251 00:12:16,812 --> 00:12:19,460 I just got a big load of flowers, 252 00:12:19,653 --> 00:12:21,179 and a big card! 253 00:12:21,295 --> 00:12:23,923 And everyone has signed it! 254 00:12:24,802 --> 00:12:26,735 "You will always be in our heart!" 255 00:12:27,362 --> 00:12:30,145 My God! And you said they weren't nice here! 256 00:12:30,618 --> 00:12:31,449 Yeah. 257 00:12:32,917 --> 00:12:35,352 I don't understand why they've done this? 258 00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:36,888 Why? 259 00:12:36,946 --> 00:12:38,356 I'll tell for why. 260 00:12:38,608 --> 00:12:40,946 It's because everyone thinks you're brilliant! 261 00:12:41,931 --> 00:12:43,322 - Really? - Yeah! 262 00:12:43,525 --> 00:12:45,669 And in fact, everyone thinks you're so brilliant, 263 00:12:45,863 --> 00:12:48,240 they've just made you Employee of the Month. 264 00:12:48,394 --> 00:12:49,495 - No? - Yes! 265 00:12:49,611 --> 00:12:50,548 - No? - Yes! 266 00:12:50,635 --> 00:12:51,746 - No! - Yaha! 267 00:12:52,152 --> 00:12:53,524 I don't believe it! 268 00:12:53,717 --> 00:12:56,084 - Please believe it. - Oh my God! 269 00:12:56,963 --> 00:13:00,567 I didn't even know they had Employee of the Month here. 270 00:13:01,252 --> 00:13:03,880 No, they brought it in just for you. 271 00:13:04,779 --> 00:13:07,001 I'm gonna go up and thank everybody right now. 272 00:13:07,117 --> 00:13:09,083 No! Don't do that! 273 00:13:09,192 --> 00:13:10,564 What? Why not? 274 00:13:10,718 --> 00:13:12,651 They'll be embarrassed. 275 00:13:12,892 --> 00:13:15,346 It's embarrassing being thanked. 276 00:13:16,274 --> 00:13:17,897 Don't be silly. 277 00:13:22,861 --> 00:13:25,354 Events seem to be taking a downward turn. 278 00:13:29,586 --> 00:13:31,653 I told you, stop calling me at work! 279 00:13:43,978 --> 00:13:45,891 Nice and beautiful Jen! 280 00:13:45,968 --> 00:13:47,707 Hello, Small Pall! 281 00:13:48,344 --> 00:13:50,798 Didn't... Are you... I thought you were sick or something. 282 00:13:50,895 --> 00:13:52,421 Sick? Me? No! 283 00:13:52,537 --> 00:13:55,223 I couldn't be better, I've just won Employee of the Month. 284 00:13:55,436 --> 00:13:58,035 So, um, you're going my way? 285 00:14:02,311 --> 00:14:04,147 Don't you dare going too fast, no! 286 00:14:12,374 --> 00:14:13,476 Just... 287 00:14:13,630 --> 00:14:15,756 hard to get your head round, you know? 288 00:14:15,872 --> 00:14:17,360 One minute, she's there and 289 00:14:17,785 --> 00:14:19,331 next minute... 290 00:14:19,898 --> 00:14:20,717 just gone. 291 00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:22,046 You know, 292 00:14:22,722 --> 00:14:24,847 I was the last person that slept with her actually. 293 00:14:26,856 --> 00:14:29,639 She held on so tightly, you know, it was like... 294 00:14:30,509 --> 00:14:32,383 scary, but, 295 00:14:32,750 --> 00:14:35,252 sexy scary, you know, just like... 296 00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:45,355 Jen?! 297 00:14:45,935 --> 00:14:47,191 It was her! 298 00:14:49,007 --> 00:14:51,906 What are you still doing here Bill, for God sake, go home! 299 00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:54,659 He was the last person to sleep with her. 300 00:14:54,717 --> 00:14:57,925 I know... Apparently, she was pretty hard stuff! 301 00:14:59,796 --> 00:15:01,413 Bye, Small Paul! 302 00:15:01,518 --> 00:15:03,644 Bye Jen, see you. 303 00:15:06,127 --> 00:15:07,711 Oh dear, oh Lord! 304 00:15:12,735 --> 00:15:14,609 At this dreadful hour 305 00:15:14,744 --> 00:15:17,972 we're all reminded how brief our time is here on Earth. 306 00:15:18,107 --> 00:15:19,614 Sorry, who is it who died? 307 00:15:19,749 --> 00:15:20,928 I don't know. 308 00:15:21,275 --> 00:15:24,096 I believe Mr. Renholm has a few words. 309 00:15:29,152 --> 00:15:31,741 There's one more angel in Heaven. 310 00:15:33,442 --> 00:15:35,219 God, I miss Jen! 311 00:15:35,770 --> 00:15:38,630 She reminded me of me, at her age. 312 00:15:40,669 --> 00:15:42,427 I mean, when I was her age, 313 00:15:42,543 --> 00:15:44,783 she reminded me of her age. 314 00:15:47,683 --> 00:15:50,050 She reminded me of my age at her age. 315 00:15:53,050 --> 00:15:54,692 When I was her age, 316 00:15:55,485 --> 00:15:57,803 she was reminded of me? 317 00:16:00,304 --> 00:16:02,325 I truly liked Jen. 318 00:16:03,011 --> 00:16:06,084 And that en-likening of her became a friendship. 319 00:16:06,644 --> 00:16:08,737 A friendship which ended so suddenly, 320 00:16:09,138 --> 00:16:10,827 just twelve hours ago... 321 00:16:11,716 --> 00:16:15,909 After... what I gather, was a rather sensational evening with Bill Crouse! 322 00:16:16,044 --> 00:16:17,763 Bill, you dog! 323 00:16:19,116 --> 00:16:20,304 Where is he? 324 00:16:20,362 --> 00:16:21,869 Still cleaning himself off. 325 00:16:23,038 --> 00:16:24,738 She was special. 326 00:16:25,975 --> 00:16:27,212 So special in fact, 327 00:16:27,289 --> 00:16:30,168 that when I called my close personal friend 328 00:16:30,438 --> 00:16:32,989 Elton John and told him about her, 329 00:16:33,269 --> 00:16:34,766 he dropped everything, 330 00:16:34,901 --> 00:16:37,433 and offered to come here and perform for us! 331 00:16:37,529 --> 00:16:39,539 You heard me, he's in the building! 332 00:16:39,645 --> 00:16:42,543 Elton John is going to sing a beautiful song 333 00:16:42,644 --> 00:16:43,896 about death. 334 00:16:56,701 --> 00:16:58,576 Oh my God, this is so... 335 00:16:59,136 --> 00:17:00,353 so lovely 336 00:17:01,638 --> 00:17:03,309 Thank you, so, so much! 337 00:17:03,957 --> 00:17:06,875 Tank you, thank you, oh God! 338 00:17:15,909 --> 00:17:18,112 Could I, say a few words? 339 00:17:18,479 --> 00:17:19,600 Oh my God! 340 00:17:22,701 --> 00:17:25,416 Thank you, so, so much! 341 00:17:26,092 --> 00:17:27,261 I would... 342 00:17:27,396 --> 00:17:29,446 I would not be standing up here today 343 00:17:29,467 --> 00:17:32,854 if it wasn't for so many things but, not least, 344 00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:36,545 - Without him... - Hey, she isn't dead! 345 00:17:36,642 --> 00:17:37,820 Yeah! 346 00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:41,975 You lying cow! 347 00:17:43,955 --> 00:17:45,424 We want Elton! 348 00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:50,399 We want Elton! We want Elton! We want Elton! 349 00:17:53,404 --> 00:17:54,254 Okay! 350 00:17:54,350 --> 00:17:56,772 If that Judy woman comes down, I don't work here, 351 00:17:56,807 --> 00:17:58,653 you've never seen me, just make up something, 352 00:17:58,654 --> 00:17:59,496 just get rid of her! 353 00:17:59,531 --> 00:18:01,811 She's easy to spot, she's has three rows of teeth. 354 00:18:01,965 --> 00:18:05,394 Listen, if I needed to get out of the country, very, very cheaply, 355 00:18:05,568 --> 00:18:07,346 how would I go about doing that? 356 00:18:08,892 --> 00:18:09,819 Hey you! 357 00:18:13,452 --> 00:18:14,959 What did you say about me? 358 00:18:16,031 --> 00:18:17,442 Hello there, Jen! 359 00:18:17,731 --> 00:18:19,374 I would love to stay and chat, 360 00:18:19,509 --> 00:18:21,557 but, I've just received a telephone call, 361 00:18:21,660 --> 00:18:24,079 saying that my father has just killed someone. 362 00:18:25,816 --> 00:18:27,378 I need to attend to. 363 00:18:27,759 --> 00:18:29,403 Did you tell everyone I was dead? 364 00:18:36,523 --> 00:18:37,486 Maybe? 365 00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:39,176 Because, um, 366 00:18:39,258 --> 00:18:40,662 they all thought I was dead. 367 00:18:47,157 --> 00:18:49,164 - I know something. - What? What do you know? 368 00:18:49,258 --> 00:18:51,747 Bill Crouse, he's saying he slept with you last night. 369 00:18:51,817 --> 00:18:52,815 He's saying what? 370 00:18:52,903 --> 00:18:53,755 He think you're dead, 371 00:18:53,756 --> 00:18:55,662 so he's telling everybody you slept with him. 372 00:18:55,745 --> 00:18:57,212 He's the one you should be angry at! 373 00:18:57,312 --> 00:18:59,390 Not me! I'm insignificant! 374 00:18:59,819 --> 00:19:00,922 Bastard! 375 00:19:08,056 --> 00:19:08,866 Voicemail! 376 00:19:11,660 --> 00:19:12,271 Hey! 377 00:19:12,870 --> 00:19:13,785 It's Jen! 378 00:19:13,996 --> 00:19:16,122 Stop telling everyone I slept with you! 379 00:19:16,491 --> 00:19:17,748 You bastard! 380 00:19:20,148 --> 00:19:21,393 Must have gone home. 381 00:19:22,343 --> 00:19:24,351 Oh God, my throat hurts. 382 00:19:25,791 --> 00:19:28,709 Well, it's probably all that shouting. 383 00:19:30,467 --> 00:19:32,149 I'm talking, aren't I? 384 00:19:33,482 --> 00:19:35,588 Can you get me his address? 385 00:19:36,129 --> 00:19:38,553 Yes, it might be a bit difficult. 386 00:19:38,602 --> 00:19:40,822 I have to hack into his private company account, 387 00:19:40,823 --> 00:19:41,955 it might take some time. 388 00:19:43,104 --> 00:19:44,032 There we go. 389 00:19:47,343 --> 00:19:49,391 Oh, I really don't feel very well. 390 00:19:49,604 --> 00:19:51,633 Well, you look terrible. 391 00:19:53,507 --> 00:19:56,406 I'm still talking, aren't I? 392 00:20:05,446 --> 00:20:07,533 You have one new message. 393 00:20:07,726 --> 00:20:08,770 Hey! 394 00:20:09,001 --> 00:20:10,103 It's Jen! 395 00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:12,963 Stop telling people I slept with you! 396 00:20:13,137 --> 00:20:14,856 You bastard! 397 00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:27,511 Where Roy? 398 00:20:29,308 --> 00:20:30,583 Roy is dead! 399 00:20:44,674 --> 00:20:47,022 No, no! Don't breakdown! 400 00:20:47,138 --> 00:20:49,051 Don't break down, you bitch! 401 00:20:52,399 --> 00:20:55,665 Oh my God, oh my God! 402 00:20:58,602 --> 00:21:00,032 Bloody hell! 403 00:21:03,462 --> 00:21:06,744 Why you do that to me when I need this chance? 404 00:21:06,745 --> 00:21:09,075 Oh for God's sake! Now my car is bloody open 405 00:21:09,076 --> 00:21:10,732 and I don't know what it means! 406 00:21:13,624 --> 00:21:18,706 Come on, come on Ritchley... Street, Ritchley Street. 407 00:21:21,266 --> 00:21:24,841 My God, okay, I'm... Right. 408 00:21:28,393 --> 00:21:30,248 Probably guys, probably guys, 409 00:21:30,325 --> 00:21:32,335 leaving message, funny message, 410 00:21:32,470 --> 00:21:36,470 probably, Bob, it's Bob leaving funny messages. 411 00:21:36,586 --> 00:21:39,117 And the, the floating head. 412 00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:43,851 It's all stress, 413 00:21:44,063 --> 00:21:47,636 a bit stress is all and... just fun and games. 414 00:21:54,503 --> 00:21:55,991 Oh God! 415 00:22:01,772 --> 00:22:03,550 Oh God! 416 00:22:03,812 --> 00:22:07,051 Let me in! Let me in Bill! 417 00:22:07,115 --> 00:22:07,946 No! 418 00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:11,270 It's raining! Please, let me in! 419 00:22:11,366 --> 00:22:13,125 No, you're never coming in! 420 00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:16,641 Stop telling people I slept with you! 421 00:22:16,727 --> 00:22:18,698 I will! I will! I'm sorry! 422 00:22:18,862 --> 00:22:20,176 Bastard! 423 00:22:20,939 --> 00:22:23,412 You bastard! 424 00:22:24,082 --> 00:22:25,789 Oh no! I'm sorry! 425 00:22:25,925 --> 00:22:28,446 You bastard! 426 00:22:44,769 --> 00:22:49,131 Small Paul, you're gone now. 427 00:22:49,211 --> 00:22:53,233 You pushed that trolley a little too hard, 428 00:22:53,338 --> 00:22:58,564 You felt a twinge, it was your heart and you're dead now... 429 00:23:01,072 --> 00:23:05,468 And now you're running four feet in heaven... 430 00:23:06,107 --> 00:23:08,426 - Did you know him? - No. 431 00:23:13,319 --> 00:23:15,425 I don't think that's Elton John. 27258

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