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[theme music]

[SINGING] Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O.

Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O. And on his farm,

he had a dog, E-I-E-I-O.

With an arf arf here and an arf arf there.

Here arf, there arf, everywhere an arf arf.

Oink oink here and an oink oink there.

Quack quack here and a quack quack there.

And a chick chick here and a chick chick there.

Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O.

Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O. And on his

farm he had a cow, E-I-E-I-O.

The moo moo here and the moo moo there.

Arf arf.

And here moo, there moo, everywhere a moo moo.

BUNNY: Arf arf here and arf arf there.

Oink oink here and an oink oink there.

And a quack here and a quack quack there.

And a chick chick here and a chick chick there.

Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O.

And on that farm, he had an elephant, E-I-E-I-O.

Hang on just a moment, just a moment.

They don't have an elephant on a farm.

Then we're going to have something for you to sing.

You guys are mean.

Just for that, I'm packing my trunk and leaving.

Come on, let's sing another song.

Oh, I'm tired of singing.

Let's play games.

Oh, no, let's don't play games.

Let's sing some more songs.

Yeah, let's sing some more.

Yeah, look, Rusty, if you're delicate young tonsils

are tired, I'll sing a solo.

Let's play games.

Well, we got to play something.

It's still raining.

You know, it never fails.

All you have to do is plan a picnic, and it rains.

Never fails. - Yeah.

Of course, I guess, we could have the picnic here.

Just open a jar of ants.

Aunt Bunny, what game shall we play?

Well, um, ah, well, why don't we play charades?

Why?

Because I'm very good at it.

Oh, excuse me.

How do you play charades?

Well, you choose up sides, and then

one side writes down things for the other side to act out.

Yeah.

Like, ah, song titles or quotations or the names

of things or sayings or something like that.

A lot of fun acting them out.

Yeah.

And the side that guesses their own in the least time, wins.

Yeah. Come on.

Let's play. - But don't be so bossy.

Maybe they don't want to play charades.

All right. All right.

All right. We'll be democratic.

We'll take a vote, OK?

- Nothing bossy about that. - That's right.

All right, now.

All those in favor of playing charades, say aye.

Aye! That's all set.

And we play charades.

I got to admit, she's a little bossy.

You think-- you think that's something?

Let me tell you how we got married.

I was sitting there, smoking a cigar, I blew a smoke ring.

She put a finger through it and said, I do.

Oh, come on, folks.

Now, let's play the game.

Kathy, will you get the pencils and papers?

And look, I'll put this stuff back in the kitchen so--

Oh, I'll put--

No, that's OK. You get the papers and pencils--

- Honey-- - --and get all my--

- Honey, there's a stopwatch. - Oh, that's a good idea.

I call your name with that, too.

Yeah, Right here. OK.

Good.

Charade's a lot of fun.

You kids will get a kick out of it.

She wants to play charades, huh?

Yeah, I think it's a good idea.

I'm going to fix her wagon.

- What? - Give me the kids.

I don't want her to hear this. - What?

You know, there's a great gag they pull in charades.

Yeah?

So let's pull it on Bunny.

I tell you what we do.

We'll give a "Tramp, Tramp, Tramp," the song title.

It'll work out.

"Tramp, Tramp, Tramp" is much too easy to work out.

It would be easy if we played it fair,

but we ain't going to play fair.

That's the whole gag.

That's the dirtiest trick you can play.

You see, if the person keeps acting it out

and the teammates playing dumb, they

don't know what the person means,

it just drives them out of their mind.

Yeah.

Look, you write "Tramp, Tramp, Tramp" on three slips of paper.

We're playing dumb.

Charley, that is the lowest, dirtiest,

connivinest trick I ever heard a man want to pull on his wife.

Yeah.

[nervously laughs] You want to be on my team?

Of course.

Oh, really, Charley.

I don't think that's very fair to Bunny.

Sweetheart, it's just for laughs.

Now, you fold the papers up, put them in the bowl there.

And Rusty, don't give it away.

I won't give it away.

Don't give it away, Linda, whatever you do.

How can I give it away?

I haven't even got it.

Nah, you'll get it as soon as we get started.

OK, we're ready.

Hey, Kat.

Listen, I don't think this is very fair teaming up.

I mean, you and the kids together,

I don't think you're going to have much of a chance.

But Bunny, it's just so the kid will get the hang of it

first.

Then we'll switch around teams later.

Sure we want to show them how a team of experts work.

Yeah. Come on.

Let's go. - All right.

Well, which team is going first?

Well, we'll go first, and we'll

start with our best player, OK? - Oh, that's me.

Where are the slips?

They're right here.

Ah, guiding now.

I'd pick a Chaplin, partner.

Oh, this one feels too easy.

I'll take another one.

All right.

Here we go.

Oh, Kathy, listen, this-- this is too easy.

They'll get it in a second,

Well, Bunny, the kids know that one.

Just use it for a starter.

Well, OK.

Well, listen, you better start timing now.

This is going to be a record.

OK, boys. - OK.

- A song. - Right.

- Three words. - Ah-ha.

- Oh, the first word. - Yeah.

First one.

Eh, ah, walking!

Walking.

A hiking?

Hiking. - Marching!

Marching. Oh, marching.

March, marching, march.

- Georgia. - Marching for Georgia.

March.

No!

- A parade! - Parade.

High-level parade.

No!

What am I doing.

Yo, I got it.

I got it.

You stepping out of forest stone.

No!

OK.

OK, uhm.

The moon.

You're swimming English Channel.

No!

I can't believe you. Watch!

Oh.

I got it.

I got a row, row, row, your boat.

No!

Watch you-- oh, you're gonna do the whole thing?

Yeah.

Oh, finally, jeez.

The whole thing you're going to do.

- The whole thing. - OK, go ahead.

I got it.

Red Skelton.

No!

Jeez!

- Oh, panhandler. - Yeah!

Yeah!

- Ah, a moocher. - Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah.

Go ahead.

Look, you got base on cigar, butt smooching, panhandling.

- Oh, I got it! - What?

A taxpayer.

What is the matter with you guys?

This is simple.

There isn't any good clues.

Try the second word.

Oh, that's a good idea.

Second word.

Second one.

Your girdle is tight.

No!

Oh, a vamp. - Yeah!

Yeah!

Ah, Theda Bara.

- Oh, sounds like-- - Sounds like Theda Bara.

- Sounds like Theda Bara. - Mad O'Hara!

- No. - Maureen O'Hara.

No!

Maureen O'Sullivan.

No!

Benny Davis.

No, not that.

Oh.

Oh, I got it.

You got the cramps. - No!

I don't have the cramps.

- Swamp. - No!

I got it!

I got it! - What?

- Shrimp! - No!

Oh, I can't, and I give up.

No more charades.

If it weren't raining, I jump right out the window.

That's it.

That's it.

Oh, Bunny, you were just wonderful.

Yeah.

[inaudible] marvelously.

No, no, I've had it.

Hey, that was your fun.

Do you know any more tricks, Uncle Charley?

No.

Tricks?

Tricks?

Danny Williams, who organized this little debacle here?

You don't think I'm going to snitch my good friend, Charley,

do you?

OK.

Charley, how-- do you mean you let me stand

up here and make an utter fail?

Charley?

Sweetie Pie, now, come on.

You got a good sense of humor.

I was totally joking. - Yes.

And while I tear you limb from limb, I'll laugh.

I'll just laugh.

Wait a minute.

Would you hit a man with a child in his arms?

Charley, put the kid down and put your dukes up.

Bunny, really, we're all just as much to blame as Charley.

It was just a lot of fun.

I'll tell you what.

For the next one, I'll go out, and you can get your revenge

by giving me a real tough one.

No, no.

No more charades.

I've had it. - Oh, come on.

Let's play something.

But then what are we gonna play?

We got to play something.

Hey, I know another game.

Oh, you do?

You do?

It's a psychological game.

Oh, a psychological game.

Oh, that's where you drive your wife

out of her mind scientifically.

No, no, no, no.

This is on a level.

I read about it in the magazine.

What is it?

Well, it's where one person goes out of the room,

and all of us pick an object, anything.

Then we all concentrate on it.

See?

Now when the person comes back, he says the first thing

that comes to his mind.

And if the first thing that comes to his mind

is what we're thinking, then that proves he's got ESP.

Oh, yeah, I know ESP.

That means extrasensory perception.

Hmm.

He's been doing his homework. - That's it.

Oh, you know, I read about a guy in Detroit who gets

better than 50% of the time.

Hey, got his phone number?

A good guy to take it at track.

Hey, you know, I never thought about that.

Oh, Charley, don't be silly.

Why?

It doesn't work on horses?

Oh, come on.

I mean what?

You-- you didn't have a hunch that-- that ever

came out right?

Oh, sure lots of time.

Well that's the kind of ESP.

Well let's-- let's try it anyway.

Come on. - OK.

I'll go out of the room, and you guys think of something.

And then I'll come back.

No, no, Danny, I'll tell you what.

Let me go out first because as long as it's my game,

I can show you how it works.

Oh, all right.

And remember, when you call me back in,

everybody concentrate on one thing.

OK.

What do we concentrate on, kids?

LINDA: How about, um, that?

Oh, how about a candelabra over there?

Candelabra, dear.

Oh, the book or the ashtray?

Oh, this is too good to be believed.

What is it?

That little man's head is on a chopping block.

What?

We are going to frame him.

Frame--

Shhh.

Quiet.

He framed me, and I'm just not going to let that little weasel

get away with it. That's all.

Listen, kids, come here.

Now, now, play right along.

Look, when he comes back in this room, don't pick an object,

and don't concentrate.

Just whatever he says, you say, [gasps] that's right, however,

did you guess it?

In no time at all, we'll have Charley thinking he's a witch.

You know, Aunt Bunny, you know somethin'?

I never really appreciated you until now.

All I can say is you and Charley deserve each other.

Oh, I tell you.

In no time at all, we are going to have Charley going

out and buying a crystal ball.

You're going to fortunetelling business.

Yeah, he think he's a regular seersucker.

Seersucker?

Soothsayer, darling.

- Oh, soothsayer. - OK.

Come on, kids. Let's go now.

Sit down now.

I'll call Charley.

Charley, honey, we're all ready.

Now remember, whatever object he picks, that's it, right?

OK, shh.

Oh, hi there.

Hi.

You all thinking the same thing? - Ah-huh.

- Yeah. - Oh, listen, honey, now.

Don't ask any more questions, now.

Just concentrate. We're concentrating.

Just catch our thought waves, OK?

OK.

Um-- would-- would it be that pillow?

You were listening.

No, no, I'm not.

Oh, Charley, don't be a wise guy.

Now, two times, you keep cheating, Charley.

Now, no cheating. You can't listen, come on.

I wasn't listening. Honest.

I just-- I-- I--

All right, no fair.

I-- I took a shot in the dark.

I'll give you a shot in your pointed head.

Now keep your rabbit ears away from the door.

- That's right. - Now, away back in the hall.

I wasn't anywhere near the door.

Shh. Call him down.

OK, Charley.

CHARLEY: All right.

Ah, concentrate now, kids, just keep concentrating.

Hello, again.

Hello.

Now, you're concentrating?

Yeah.

You know, this whole thing is kind of weird.

It's giving me the creeps.

Well, is, um, is it blue?

No, I don't believe it.

What do you mean?

Is it-- is it a blue what?

Is it that lampshade?

Dad, I know he didn't hear us that time.

No, I didn't.

Bunny, you're giving them a signal.

No, no, I'm not.

No, I'm not.

That's not fair with us.

Oh, just a minute.

Just a minute.

Just a minute.

Now, just a minute.

We'll see if he's got ESP.

Everybody, stay out of this.

I came in.

I--

I'm going to concentrate right now.

Let's go.

Think what I'm thinking.

Bunny, turn your face to the wall.

Oh, all right.

DANNY: No signals from you.

There's a little voice in my head.

All right.

Let's see what the little voice tells you now, buddy, with no--

with no help from anybody.

Come on.

Danny, Danny, I think we'd better quit the game.

It's making me nervous because--

Yeah, come on.

Let's see if you got ESP or not.

Go on, what am I thinking of?

Your shoe?

Which one?

The left?

He's got it.

- Oh, was that it, Danny? - He's got ESP.

- Was that really-- - Honest--

No, no, its a little voice in my head.

A little voice keeps talking to me.

A little voice.

Oh, Danny.

Hold on.

Listen, I know how we can give it a real test this time.

How, how, how?

Now, up till now, we've just been picking

an object in the room, right? - Yeah.

Now, this time, let's all concentrate

on something that's anywhere in the whole wide world.

The whole wide world?

Could you just limit it to the Bronx?

Never mind.

Turn around.

Close your eyes and your ears.

All right.

Now here's what we'll concentrate on.

[murmuring]

We got it.

Oh, you ready?

Yeah.

Now-- now look.

Look, this-- this is the big one.

DANNY: Yeah.

So all of you, think real hard--

DANNY: Yeah.

--and concentrate.

OK.

One of you wasn't concentrating.

It's difficult. I think it's Rusty.

Now, come on, Rust.

That's good.

Hold on.

I-- I just-- it's coming to me.

It's coming to me.

It's coming to me.

It's on the Pacific Coast.

[gasping]

Incredible!

It's the Golden Gate Bridge.

[gasping]

Kathy, Kathy, take the children upstairs, honey.

You're a witch.

[music playing]

[door bell ringing]

Get it, will you, honey?

- Hi. - Hi.

Hi.

Danny, Danny, please.

What's the matter?

Please, will you tell him, please?

Go ahead and tell him.

Will you cut it out, now. Come on.

Tell him what?

Tell him that it was a gag.

Tell him that we framed him with that ESP thing.

Please, tell him.

You mean you didn't tell him it was a gag?

I told him Kathy, but he won't believe me.

Will you stop it, now.

Come on.

Do you know-- do you know what he went and did?

What?

He bet $10,000 on a horse that's running

this afternoon at Belmont.

You what?

He bet $10,000 on a horse?

And that's not the worst part.

DANNY: Huh?

A 50 to 1 shot.

Oh.

You bet $10,000 on a 50 to 1 shot?

And that's not the worst part either.

What's the worst part?

You've got half the bet.

You didn't.

I mean, I don't know what you make--

What do you mean I got half that bet?

Whenever you and I go to the track, we bet together.

We bet together $2!

Danny, will you look at it this way?

I made 5,000 $2 bets.

I mean, anyway, it's no risk.

It's like stealing the money.

I mean, don't forget, I'm an ESP.

You mean, you're an N-U-T. Oh, come

on this is some kind of a rip.

Oh, Danny, he's got to be kidding.

Of course, he's got to be kidding.

Where would he get the money?

Where would he get the money, Bunny?

Well, oh-- DANNY: Come on.

Where did he get the $10,000?

Well, Danny, I hate to even say it.

Every time I think about it, I get the pains back.

You got to say it.

Where did he get the money?

He mortgaged the club.

All the pains are coming back.

Oh.

He mortgaged the club?

- Yeah, yeah. - The Copa?

Our Copa? You mortgaged?

Yes.

Now, when you look at it logically, ah?

We will rain down to the picnic.

The name of the horse is Raindrop.

It's a natural.

I-- I would bet the money even if the little voice in my head

didn't tell me to.

Oh, Charley.

Charley, sweetheart, look, we framed you, baby.

Sit down.

We framed you.

How could you frame me?

We framed you.

How can you frame me?

I know what you were thinking before you told me.

Oh, Charley, how could you know what we were thinking?

Because we weren't thinking anything.

That little-- what?

Charley, we weren't thinking anything.

Huh?

Danny's telling you the truth, Charley.

It was supposed to be--

well, it was like a joke.

That's all.

Oh, some joke.

I mortgaged the club.

Oh, Danny, what are we going to do? $10,000.

Who would you give them money to?

Who took it to the track?

Felix, my head waiter.

Well, let's-- let's run over and head them

off before he makes the bet.

Danny, don't waste your time.

It's too late.

The fifth race is probably on right now.

On?

Honey, Channel 3, don't they have the races on?

What do you want to do that for?

Because I'd like to watch my money go down the drain.

I can't understand that if I haven't got

ESP, why do I hear that strange little voice in my head?

That was your own voice.

There's always an echo where it's hollow.

ANNOUNCER [ON TV]: And they are lining up for the fifth race

here at Belmont Park.

Which-- which one is Raindrop?

- It's number six. - Number six.

Yeah.

ANNOUNCER [ON TV]: They are at the starting gate now.

Uh-oh, wait, there's a little excitement.

Number six, Raindrop, just threw his jockey.

He didn't throw him.

He jumped.

ANNOUNCER [ON TV]: Oh, a single straight Raindrop out.

He's calm now.

And they are trying to talk to jockey to get him back on him.

How could you be so stupid?

You bet that kind of money on ESP.

How could you believe that you could have ESP?

Please, tell me that.

Because I didn't think my wife and our best friends

would lie to me.

Who asked you?

ANNOUNCER [ON TV]: Oh, the jockey is back on Raindrop,

and they're all in the starting gate now.

And they're waiting-- they're off.

High Stepper, the paper, it is broken fast,

followed by Astronaut, Lady Luck, Rose Mary, Nature

Boy, Hillendale, and Raindrop.

You couldn't think Astronaut, the Lady Luck, huh?

You have to think, ah, Raindrop.

ANNOUNCER [ON TV]: So High Stepper by two lengths.

Lady Luck at second.

Astronaut and Rose Mary fighting off a third.

And who is that coming up fast on the outside?

Who?

ANNOUNCER [ON TV]: It's Hillendale.

Ah!

ANNOUNCER [ON TV]: Coming around the hot turn,

High Stepper's up front by only a length now.

Lady Luck, it's second, and Hillandale,

Astronaut, and Nature Boy.

Not even a call.

Let's go make some coffee.

I can't stand watching.

ANNOUNCER [ON TV]: There in the turn now, there's High Stepper

and Hillendale, fighting out for the lead,

with Lady Luck, a half a length behind.

And Astronaut, coming up fast.

And then, wait, wait, wait a minute.

There is Raindrop, starting to make us hole.

Raindrop coming up fast.

Oh, look at that horse go.

But as they tun the turn, coming out of the stretch,

it's still High Stepper up front.

Hillendale, Rose Mary, fighting off the second.

On the outside, closing fast is Raindrop.

Now, where did that horse come from?

Oh, they're coming out the wire.

What a finish this is.

High Stepper, Hillandale, and Raindrop coming in fast

from the outside, Hillandale.

And the winner is Raindrop by a hair.

He said Raindrop?

You said Raindrop, Mister?

Hey, playback what you said.

Oh! Playback.

ANNOUNCER [ON TV]: Makes the wreath, fans.

This has been quite a race.

I never thought that horse could do it.

What horse?

What horse?

I can't stand it.

They are putting the wreath on him.

Wait, the-- the wreath is coming down on him.

But what horse is that?

What's his name.

ANNOUNCER [ON TV]: Look at that horse arch his neck.

He knows he won.

He knows, but we don't!

His name! What's his--

We'll settle for an initial.

Never mind--

ANNOUNCER [ON TV]: The prices are up on the top board now.

And the winner, Raindrop.

Ah!

ANNOUNCER [ON TV]: A lot of happy people here today.

Raindrop paid $101.56 to win, $28 to place--

- Whoa! - Oh!

Oh! We're rich.

We're rich.

We're rich.

Charley wins.

Oh, Charles.

Oh.

Charley, I love you.

Charley, you did it!

You did it!

DANNY: Wait a minute.

He's so happy, he's crying.

Oh, wait a minute.

Charley, stop, stop crying.

I hate to see a man cry, even if it's he's happy.

Now, cut it out.

I'm not trying to be happy!

DANNY: What?

I'm trying to say I've never made the bet.

You didn't mean--

You didn't-- You-- hmm.

You never made the bet?

You never made the bet?

You never made the bet?

I never made the bet.

I'm gonna kill him.

You're going to kill them after I kill him.

Everybody get in line.

Where did he go?

Where he is--

Charley, come out of there. CHARLEY: No!

Come out of there! CHARLEY: No!

Just let me hit you once.

CHARLEY: No!

I promise you on our friendship,

I'll only hit you once.

CHARLEY: No!

With the other end of the hammer, just once.

CHARLEY: No, I know it was a gag all the time.

How could you know it was a gag?

CHARLEY: Because that ESP bet, I know you were pulling the gag.

And I made up the story that we made the bet to get even.

How did you know we were pulling the gag?

CHARLEY: Because you gave yourselves away!

How?

CHARLEY: When I-- when I came in and said,

was it the blue lampshade?

And you said, that's it.

I was thinking green.

[music playing]

[phone ringing]

Hello?

CHARLEY [ON PHONE]: Hello, Danny?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Charley. DANNY [ON PHONE]: Yeah.

Yeah. Hey, listen, Danny.

I got it.

I tell you, you'll never believe it.

I got it.

What do you got?

ESP.

ESP?

Yeah.

Guess where I am.

At your psychiatrist.

Oh, no, no.

I'm in a phone booth across from the racetrack.

Better you should be at your psychiatrist.

Danny, will you listen?

I'm at-- I'm at--

I'm at the racetrack because all morning long,

I've been thinking a number seven.

DANNY [ON PHONE]: Huh? - Yeah, number seven.

And then-- and then I looked in the paper,

and I saw a horse named Seven Sons

who was running in the seventh race in seventh post position.

Ah-huh.

Yeah.

So-- so-- so I hurry, quick to track, and I put $7 on him.

And Danny, you'll never believe it, but it worked.

It worked?

Yeah, he ran seven.

[theme music]