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Here's adventure!

Here's romance!

Here's O. Henry's famous Robin Hood of the Old West,

The Cisco Kid!

Hello, amigos.

Good morning, señores.

What do you want?

Which one of you gentlemen is Señor Orlando The Magician?

Well, I am Orlando, sir.

Isn't this lovely?

A reception committee!

Well...

I'm all the reception committee you need.

Who are you?

Don't you know who it is?

That The Cisco Kid and I am Pancho.

And you are, what you call a "magica,"

I didn't see a magician, oh, for a long distance.

Last time I see one, he make himself disappear.

Never mind.

You'll get a chance to see the magician tonight in Jamesville.

Just a minute, señor.

We have orders to take Señor Orlando The Magician

into Jamesville personally.

Whose orders?

The sheriff's orders, that's whose.

Oh, Special Deputy, huh?

Well, you can just put that little tin badge away

and start riding.

I've got orders from the mayor.

And now, señor, may we see your credentials?

I don't need any.

Understand?

Oh, well, now look, Mr. Hardy.

Let's not be so harsh on these gentlemen.

They probably meant quite well.

(laughs) Ah, yes, let's all

ride together.

Well, it appears we can't.

Pancho, let's go, amigo.

Let's went.

Adios.

Come on.

Hey, Pancho, I don't think that hombre

is going to take Señor Orlando to Jamesville, do you?

And I don't think he is going with us, also too.

Oh, yes, he is.

Look, you circle to the right, I go to the left.

And be very careful, Mr. Hardy may be expecting us.

Bueno.

Come on, you Missouri faker, kick that nag!

I've told you before, it's not Missouri, it's Australia.

(horse galloping) I told you guys

to make tracks!

Now, do you think that you should have done that?

He wasn't doin' any harm really.

Come on, Missouri.

Australia!

The mayor's gonna hear about this, Cisco.

Get your hands up!

So will the sheriff.

Look like I'm missing all the fun, Cisco.

No, Pancho, the fun is just beginning.

All right, get on your horse.

Pancho, keep him covered while I get my horse.

Bueno.

Andale!

All right.

Right in here, Hardy.

Good work, Pancho.

Lock him up.

Now you know, Sheriff.

Cisco here told me something about this swindle,

but I haven't the faintest idea what it's all about.

But I do hope that your jail cells are nice and comfortable

because we had an awful hard ride over here.

Come on, señor.

Wait a minute.

Where's my baggage?

You a "magican", just snap your fingers, and there it is.

Yeah?

Well, it isn't quite as easy as all that.

Pancho, will you please get his baggage?

Bueno, but I think you are a big fake.

Come on.

Well, I reckon I can go now, eh, Sheriff?

No, you can't.

I don't know what your part is in this swindle,

but I aim to find out.

I beg your pardon, are you ain't goin' my way, don't you?

Swindle!

I ain't mixed up in no swindle, ask Grandpa there.

What's goin' on around here, Sheriff?

Oh, howdy, Grandpa.

Do you know this man?

Mr. Hardy? Sure.

Known him for years.

He's all right.

What do you mean he's all right?

He pulled a gun on me.

Well, he's a little too eager to carry out the mayor's orders,

but I'll vouch for him.

Well, I'll have to let you go, Hardy,

if Grandpa vouches for you.

What about that magic fella?

He in the hoosegows.

What?

Yeah, here's all his magic tricks in this baggages.

But, Sheriff, without him there ain't gonna be no show.

And you know this rally is mighty important.

The mayor's gonna collect money for a big monument.

You don't understand, Grandpa.

There won't be no more rallies around here

until the mayor gives an accounting

of what happened to all the money he's already collected.

You mean, no show?

That's right.

My job in this county is to protect the people,

and that includes protecting them from Mayor Brandon.

Some folks ain't gonna like this, Sheriff.

That's right.

We don't get many shows around here.

I know.

And I got a hunch the people are gonna see that magic act

even if they have to break that faker out of jail first.

Come on, Grandpa.

And that, my friend is what I call the great milk trick.

(laughs), ha.

Yeah, that is very good.

Do it again, huh?

Ah, no.

I never do the same trick twice.

Say, you know, Pancho, it's awful nice of you

to get me out of that cold cell, bring me out here so that

I could show you I really was a magician.

You a magician, eh, well, then why don't you do

another trick?

Now for you, Pancho, I'll do it.

Wait a minute, you see that little rubber ball there?

Yeah, I see.

It's round, just as round as anything ever was

in this whole wide world.

Pancho, there's a law of gravity that says, "What goes up,

must come down".

That's a fallacy, it isn't true, and I'm gonna prove it to you.

Now watch-- when I take this ball, throw it

up in the air like that.

Holy smokers, Cisco, you see that?

Say, Pancho, I wonder if Señor Orlando could teach you

these tricks?

Why, certainly I could.

Who me?

Certainly.

Just a trick, that's all it is.

Now, if I was just an escape artist...

I think I see what you have in mind, Cisco.

Will it work?

It's worth a try, isn't it?

You're right.

We can't risk this man's life.

He may be a faker, but he's not a crook.

Of course he's not a crook.

Señor Orlando, will you fold up all your equipment?

Pancho, please get our horses ready while he's doing this, eh?

Well, what's this for?

I am taking you to the county seat for your own safety.

Oh.

Oh, well, county seat, that's probably better than the

seat on that horse I was ridin'.

I've had plenty of complaints about your money-makin' rallies.

That's why I'm puttin' a stop to 'em.

You can't do that.

I'm still mayor of this town.

And I work for the county.

Meaning what?

Meaning I don't take orders from you.

Look, Sheriff!

Are you gonna let that magician out of the jail or not?

No, mayor.

I'm not.

(laughs) Well, it worked

so far, Pancho.

Yeah, Cisco said the song is just starting to commence, eh?

Well, adios, huh?

I must went.

Good luck, Pancho.

Gracias.

Good day.

Buenos dias.

You are the mayor, don't you?

That's right, come on in.

Hey, thank you.

You are expecting a "magican" to come here?

Yeah.

Oh, you must be Orlando from Australia?

Oh no, I am Pancho from Sonora, the greatest "magican"

on top of the whole world from nowhere to than other side.

Good, come on, you can show me the tricks you're gonna do

at the meeting tonight.

Bueno, bueno.

Now, see?

You see?

As you see, I take the milk from the pitcher,

and I put 'em in the glass.

Huh?

Nothing up my sleeve but my arms and my fingernails.

I think.

Now, I take the handkerchief, and I got nothing

inside of the handkerchief.

You see yourself, yes?

Yeah, yeah.

Then I take the handkerchief, I put them over the milk like

this, and with my magic wands, I say, "Ibbidy, bibbidy, sub.

Ibbidy, bibbidy, canaba.

Canaba in, canaba out.

(laughs) And ibbidy, bibbidy,

over the water spout!" (laughs)

That's pretty good.

(quick puff) If you've ruined

my watch, I'll...

Ha, don't worry, Mr. Mayor, I say the magic words.

"Iniscabiniscabin, iniscabiniscabindo.

Iniscabiniscabin, the monkey broke the window.

The window broke, the monkey choke,

iniscabinis... (laughs) ...cabindo."

Look at that!

(laughs) That's pretty good.

You do that trick tonight when I'm collecting money

for the monument.

Only use your own watch.

(laughs) I always use my own watch.

"Iniscabiniscabin, iniscabiniscabindo.

Canaba in, canaba out, and canaba over the water spout".

Those are the wrong words.

(laughs) I never do the same trick twice.

Maybe I should never do the same trick once?

(knocking) Excuse me.

Been looking all over town for you.

Well, I been right here, Grandpa, what's up?

Man's been murdered.

Well, why pick on me?

We got a sheriff for that.

He's the man that's been murdered.

Come on.

Well, I don't know who you is, señor,

but whoever you is, I gonna told you one thing.

Whoever killed that sheriff will kill Pancho.

And if he kill Pancho, Cisco will be all alone

by himself, eh?

I gonna look for Cisco and told him all about this thing.

(laughs) I wonder why this fellow

carry this crooked piece of wood around with him all the time?

It can't be no coat hanger, no.

Hey, maybe it's a back scratcher, eh?

Yeah, no.

Too big.

No, too big for toothpicks.

What you think?

What you... (laughs) I guess he don't think.

I can't put you in, carry you inside, I carry you outside.

Ha.

And if Orlando can pull a rabbit out of you,

he's a better magician than I don't think he is.

Loco, I wonder which way that Cisco went?

Oh, let me see, I remember, the county seat, huh?

Hey, that's Pancho.

And he's seen us.

You were right in what you told us, Joe.

Come on, let's get him.

Hey-ya!

Hey, Pancho, ho!

(both firing) Hey, ya, hey!

See, Pancho?

We meet Mr. Hardy again.

Whose orders are you following now?

You show up at the wrong times, don't you?

You must excuse my friend.

You couldn't be the men we're after.

Obviously you've been out of town.

Who you after?

A murderer.

Yes, where were you when the sheriff was killed?

I was with the mayor.

The sheriff killed?

Yes, I was on the way to tell you, Cisco.

Gentlemen, we'll be back in town in 20 minutes.

As the special deputy, I'll take charge.

Let's went.

Come on, Pancho.

Think we ought to make tracks?

You mustn't let a little fall discourage you, Hardy.

If Mayor Brandon does his part, we can still

clean up in this town.

Let's take the back trail, and we'll beat them into town.

Right.

Hey, Pancho, was this door locked

when you left this morning?

No, it was open, Cisco.

But I think I can open it again, Cisco.

What are you doing with that thing?

I try with this thing, but ain't no good.

What are you gonna do now?

Hey, Pancho.

What?

Where did you find this boomerang?

Who?

The boo-- oh!

That the one I throw away, who threw it back?

You did.

No, I threw it away.

Pancho, don't you know you can't throw a boomerang away?

It always comes back to you.

(laughs) That's real magic, huh?

That's the only thing he got in that suitcase that works, Cisco.

Pancho, this is not magic at all.

Orlando must have brought it from Australia.

There they use it for hunting.

Just like the Indians use the tomahawks.

When you throw it, it always comes back, huh?

It did, didn't it?

Yeah, come back too fast.

Well, we're not going to find out anything this way.

You know, Pancho, I have a feeling that the mayor knows

why we were locked out of here.

You know, the mayor and the sheriff had

a big fight after you left.

Then he must be mixed up in this thing.

Just as the sheriff said.

Pancho, I'm going to see him.

You keep your eyes open, eh?

Bueno.

You can talk all you want, you're in the clear,

but my past record isn't.

All I want's my cut.

I'm getting out.

I'm very glad you brought that up...

as a United States marshall'd be real interested in knowing where

you've been the past months.

You wouldn't turn me in?

Not if you behave yourself and stop all this talk

about leaving.

But don't worry, we're almost finished here.

(horse approaching) Cisco!

Now, watch what I say.

I'm coming back, and if you cross me, you'll regret it.

(knock at the door) Coming.

Mayor Brandon?

Yes, come in.

Mayor, do you happen to have the key to the sheriff's office?

Yes, I have a key.

I locked it for a reason.

When a man's been killed, everything around him

is evidence.

When a man has been killed, everything is evidence,

of course, you're right.

But it's up to the law to find out why he was killed

and who did it.

May I have those keys, please?

Well, since when were you the law?

Our late sheriff deputized me as a special deputy yesterday.

He seemed to think that you knew something

about the monies collected.

The fund collections were my idea.

As a matter of fact, tonight's fund's collection will be used

to memorialize our poor sheriff.

He was a fine man, Cisco.

He was a fine man.

And yet you had a fight with him this afternoon.

Are you accusing me?

No, sir.

I'm not accusing you of anything.

I'm merely carrying out my orders.

And my orders were not to let you collect another cent until

you showed an account of all the monies you've collected already.

That money is safe.

Where is it?

Why should I tell you?

For a very simple reason.

To clear yourself of possible charges

of fraud and even murder.

Cisco, I had nothing to do with that killing.

Probably not, but at the county seat I heard of another

little job that you didn't have anything to do with.

Mayor, you are keeping very bad company.

The county seat.

You mean this county?

Yes, this county seat.

As a matter of fact, they're trailing you now.

I would advise you to tell me the truth.

All right.

I'll give you the money.

My share.

It's over here.

What's the matter?

That isn't even a tenth of the money you collected.

Who has the rest of it?

I can't tell you, Cisco.

Well, I'll have to take you to the county seat.

Come on.

(grunts) That was very foolish,

my friend.

I guess you're right.

Cisco, don't turn me in.

I've really tried to go straight.

The people in this town respect me.

All right, I'll tell you where the rest of the money is.

Go ahead.

There's a man named-- (Brandon groans)

Buenos dias.

How's that?

How you do, I think?

You think what?

What I think you didn't watch who you really is isn't.

How's that again, son?

You got...

Hey, Cisco.

Look here.

Drop it, Pancho.

You too, Cisco.

Hey, Pancho, that stick is bad luck to you,

better throw it away.

Oh, throw it away.

Yeah.

Hey, hey, hey!

Let go!

(laughs) Good work, Pancho.

Hey, that come-back stick is purty handy, huh, Cisco?

(door slams) The mayor!

Yeah, Cisco, get the mayor.

If I go up for this, that weasel goes with me.

And you, Mr. Two Faces, you and your friends

are gonna stay here, eh?

And I'll take this.

Hyah!

Hey, come on.

Look, here...

Keep walking.

Once I knew it was all right to come back, I thought I'd come

back and give the folks in town a show after all.

Yes, but this time it will be an honest one.

That's for sure.

Say, Cisco, you said that my, uh, equipment helped catch

the bandits?

(laughs) It was most Pancho's magic.

Oh?

You know, there's one trick you do, you never show me

how to do, and I can't figure him out no how.

Oh, I see.

Well, uh, which one was that?

Well, I gonna told you.

That is the one when you throw the ball up in the air, and it,

and it don't come back.

Wait, I get the ball for you.

Here, look, this is the ball.

You see, that worked with an invisible wire.

Yes, sir.

The wire is invisible and you're watchin' this ball here,

so you can't see the wire.

Because I take the ball, throw it up in the air

with my right hand, pull the wire with my left hand.

Oh, ho, then that ain't a magic ball, huh?

No.

Oh, ho, ho.

What do you know about that?

Yeah, not an awful lot.

Now, what goes up, must come down.

Yeah, you know, I like to take that home

to my cousin Pepito.

You know what he would do?

He would, he would toss it up in the air like that, you know,

and, and, and...

Oh, Cisco, you know, I'm surprised sometimes

how I surprise myself.

Oh, Pancho.

Oh, ho, Cisco.

(both laughing) Well, this is where

we leave you, amigos!

But we'll be back soon.

Look for us!

(both laughing)