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Here's adventure!

Here's romance!

Here's O. Henry's famous Robin Hood of the Old West...

The Cisco Kid!

The coast is clear, Chet.

Wiley led the sheriff and a posse out of town on a

wild-goose chase.

Good, now remember, when we get to the Fargo office,

you do all the talking.

They might recognize my voice.

You're the boss.

Let's ride.

Oh, Dad!

Have you ever seen such a beautiful dress?

Well, have you?

No, I can't say that I have.

I'd just do anything to have that dress.

You mean you'd even dust in here for a change?

Oh, Dad, I'm serious.

I know you are, hon.

I wish I could afford to get you some nice clothes like your

Uncle Chet does, but on a Wells Fargo agent's wages, there ain't

anything left over but to enjoy living.

I know, Dad.

I'll tell you what, hon, if that raise comes through,

that I'm expecting, the dress is yours.

Oh, Dad, you're wonderful!

(laughs) Keep away from that safe

and get over to the wall.

Don't be scared, honey.

Dad!

Keep her out of the way!

What's the matter?

Can't you even watch the kid?

Here comes a couple of riders.

Hey, Cisco, you know, I think I will go over to the

Fargo office and see if Mr. Fargo has got a letter for

me from my cousin Carmelita, huh?

All right, Pancho.

I'll go over to the barbershop.

Bueno, I see you in five minutes, eh?

Good.

(speaking Spanish) This watch has been 4:00

for three days.

(Pancho singing in Spanish) Oh...

Excuse me, I didn't know I was "interrumping" anything.

Heh...

I will come back tomorrow, huh?

I-- Well, if you-- if you put it

that way, I think I better stay.

Get over against the wall.

Against the wall?

Keep an eye on him, Pete.

Give me a hand here.

(gasps) You clumsy fool!

What are you gaping at?

(gunshot) Let's get out of here!

What about the girl?

Leave her alone.

She saw your face!

I said let her be!

(gunshots) Pancho, Pancho!

Pancho, are you all right?

Pancho?

Senor, what happened?

Pancho!

Hey, Pancho, are you hurt?

Am I hurt?

I don't think so, Cisco, I don't--

But my watch is sick in the main spring.

What happened?

The bandito shoot me, and my watch saved my life.

Then to fool them, I...

I play dead.

(chuckles) And you, senor?

Are you all right?

I'll be all right.

But they got away with the Fargo money.

Cisco, you know, I see one of those banditos right on top

of his face.

And the senorita, she see him too.

No, I didn't see his face.

Yes, you did, the one that knocked the bandana out--

I tell you, I didn't see his face!

Pancho, I think we better get the sheriff.

Well, he and a posse rode out of town this morning

on the trail of a horse thief.

A horse thief?

Huh, or maybe a trick!

Say, Cisco, those banditos think of everything, no?

I think we better see if we can pick up their trail.

Come on.

Let's went, eh?

Well, with those two on their trail, we might

get that money back.

Well, I think I better tell you this now, honey, it doesn't look

much like I'm gonna get that raise that I expected.

And the dress?

I'm sorry about that, honey, but some other time maybe.

I can't-- I can't do that now.

All that matters to me is that you're safe.

But you promised!

I'm sorry, honey, but their are other things in life.

You don't want to get me the dress, and you never did!

Here it is, Pancho.

Here is where they back-tracked.

Hey, Pancho?

What?

We'll never be able to track them through this undergrowth.

Looks more like they circled back to town.

Cisco, won't they be putting a rope around their own necks?

They're very smart hombres, amigo.

They figured that back in town would be the last place

anybody'd look for them.

Yeah, but don't forget, I know what one of them

looks like.

Yes, and after they kill you, they'll have nothing

to worry about!

Well, what about the girl?

She knows.

Hey, Cisco, what do you mean to kill me?

You think I'm gonna sit there like a sitting duck and let

them kill me?

No!

Pancho, we've got to get back to town.

Come on.

No, I think it's about time for me to go visit

my cousin Carmelita.

Or maybe go...

go to Acapulco.

Are you coming?

Where, to Acapulco?

Come on!

Let's went.

Take the horses around the back and water 'em.

I gotta hand it to you, Chet, that was a smart idea, doubling

back to town.

Long as I'm calling the plays, we're all right.

Hey, wait a minute.

Here comes Carol.

This this inside, quick.

Bring that cardboard box back, it's underneath my bunk.

How could you do it, Uncle Chet?

Do what?

How could you rob my father?

Now-- now Carol, honey, don't get excited,

let me explain.

Is this it?

You're the one.

You hit him with your gun.

That was only Fargo money we took, Carol, not your dad's.

If I'd known Dorf was gonna hit your father, I never would have

let him do it, honest.

Maybe so, but he did!

Well, I think I've got something here that'll smooth

your feathers down a bit.

What is it?

Open it and see.

(gasps) A real silk dress!

I thought you'd like it.

Can I tell my father you got it for me?

Oh, I don't know why not.

But you're, uh, you're not gonna tell him anything else,

are you?

You better not.

Shut up!

I don't know why I shouldn't.

Well, as long as you don't say anything,

we're in the clear.

But if you tell your dad, I'll go to jail.

Do you want to see your Uncle Chet in jail?

No, but Pancho knows who you are.

You're crazy, I shot him.

You just shot his old watch.

What are we gonna do now, Chet?

You better not hurt Pancho, or I'll tell my father

who robbed him.

You open your mouth, and I'll--

Dorf!

When are you gonna learn to shut up?

Of course we're not gonna do anything to Pancho, honey.

Now, you better get back to the Fargo office before your father

wonders what became of you.

Now, you promised.

That's right, Carol.

You know, Chet, I don't think you ought to trust that girl.

She knows too much.

I know what I'm doing.

Ever since I got back to this burg two weeks ago, I've been

loading her up with fine clothes.

She thinks her Uncle Chet is tops.

Yeah, as long as you keep throwing fine things her way.

Yeah, the kid's got sense.

She respects the things money can buy.

And I've got enough money now to buy a lot of respect.

Let's get inside.

It's all right, Pancho.

Cisco, can you tell me what you are doing?

Pancho.

What?

The barber is riding out of town with a posse.

Until he returns, you're going to disguise

yourself as a barber.

Cisco, I can't be the barber, I don't know how to cut hair.

One time, a long time ago, I cut my cousin's hair,

I cut it short in the back and long in the front and tight

around the sideburns, and I shaved the neck, and my cousin

didn't like it.

Why not?

Well, my cousin's name is Conchita, and she's a girl.

She like to wear her hair long.

Pancho, be serious.

If those outlaws learn that you're still alive,

they're coming gunning for you.

You're the only one that knows them.

Come on, you've got to disguise yourself.

Well, Cisco, when you think about it, and put two and three

together, maybe I will be a barber, huh?

Yeah.

Wait a minute.

Now come here, sit down on that chair.

Sit down in the chair?

Yes, sir, right here.

Now lean back, way back.

Why lean back?

Yes, fine.

What are you going to do?

Wait a minute-- Well, I've got something.

Ah... wait a minute.

Hold you lip still.

(grunts) Yes!

Cisco, my face feel like the hair on the barbershop floor.

Cisco, how I look?

Well, you still look like Pancho to me with hair

under your nose.

But I don't think they'll recognize you.

Cisco, when I come to think about it, I think I will be

a better barber if I'm out to lunch, huh?

Pancho, you can't stay out to lunch all day.

Well, it's lunch time now, Cisco, almost.

Since when have you begun to eat lunch at 10:30

in the morning?

Now, Pancho, you stay in here.

I'll get you something to eat from the restaurant.

And in the meantime, keep your eyes open.

(sneezing) And your mouth closed!

Oh, Miss Carol, Miss Carol.

Maybe you can help me.

What can I do for you?

Didn't you recognize one of the men

that held up your father?

No.

But you saw his face.

I don't know, I was scared.

Now look, Miss Carol, my friend Pancho told me

that you recognized the leader.

And my friend usually does not make mistakes about such

important matters.

Well, he made a mistake this time.

Miss Carol, this is very serious.

These men tried to kill once today.

And they'll try to do it again unless you tell me

everything you know.

I don't know anything!

I don't know anything!

(singing in Spanish) Hello!

Looks like you've been doin' a pretty good business today.

Yes, I just finished giving the cat a free haircut.

A cat?

Yeah, it was a little cat, you know, and I gotta

keep in practice.

(singing) Carmelita!

(sighs) Say, are you gonna

cut my hair or ain't ya?

No, I am just warming up, you know.

Finish warming up and start cutting.

Finish-- all right, finished.

But maybe I gotta comb the hair a little bit for--

Hey!

When was the last time you washed your head?

Hey, are you trying to start trouble?

No, I no-- I no start no-- I no start no trouble!

I-- I get this out.

I don't got no-- I don't know whether you're

crazy or not, but this is the last time I'm gonna warn you!

Now, start cutting!

Just please sit still and hold your head back, will you?

I-- I-- Oh!

(laughs) I lose my scissors

in your chest!

Sit still!

Don't wiggle!

It looks like they tangle up down there.

Phew.

(grunting) I-- I got 'em.

You-- you ain't mad, is you?

No.

Now, to make up for the shirt that tear, I'm gonna give you

a free haircut, huh?

Never mind.

I guess he don't think I'm a very good barbershop.

Hm. (speaking Spanish) Chet!

Dorf, what's wrong?

It's Pancho, he's in town disguised as a barber.

Are you sure?

I tell you, it's him!

Look what he did to my shirt!

Well, then he recognized you.

How could he, it's your face he saw.

Why didn't you take care of him?

I'm not sticking my neck out until we divide up that money.

And I say we're not touching it until Pancho is silenced!

So you can run out on us?

I'm calling the play.

Well, I don't have to like it.

I'm tired of talking, Dorf.

Now, get Pete and get over to the barbershop and get that job

done.

All right, Chet, you're calling the play, but--

But what?

Nothin'.

Hey.

Don't do something I'll be sorry for.

I didn't mean to tear your shirt.

I tell you what I'll do, I will give you both a--

a nice, free haircut.

Never mind the haircut.

The game's up, Pancho.

Pancho?

I ain't Pancho, I'm just a full, hungry barber!

Get movin'.

Carol, come quick.

Who are those two men with Pancho?

But Uncle Chet said he wouldn't hurt Pancho!

What did you say?

(whistling) Hey, Pancho.

Hi.

Is either one of these two men the one whose face you saw

in the Fargo office?

No, but they look like his helpers.

We'll smoke him out all right now that

we've got his men.

You won't have to smoke him out.

He'll come lookin' for you.

I hope you're right.

All right, start walking.

Go on!

Andale, quick.

I'm going to the sheriff's office.

And you, young lady, stay here till I get back.

All right, Daddy.

Cisco, the man you're looking for is my brother-in-law

Chet Morton.

Does Carol tell you?

How'd you know?

(chuckling) Then Pancho didn't make a

mistake when he told me that she had recognized one

of the outlaws.

You know, Cisco, sometimes I wish that I wasn't always

so right.

Uh, Chet's cabin is the last one on this side of the street.

Well, I'll take a look, but I doubt if he'll

be there now.

You can bank on that, Cisco.

Thanks for the advice, but I think I'll take

a look anyhow.

Oh, it almost slipped my mine, Pancho.

A letter came in on the afternoon stage for you.

Ooh, that's the best news I have today!

That's from my cousin Carmelita, I bet, eh?

Well, I gotta get back to the office.

Wait, wait, wait, there's more.

Carmelita, you know, she told me she's gonna have a new

addition to the family!

And if it's a boy, she's gonna name it after me

and call him Pancho!

Hope you receive good news!

Hey, look, you know, I've been waiting so long

for that old birthday stork.

He didn't come for a long distance, you know.

I thought he was lost, but that old birdie's been there

so many times to that house that he thinks Carmelita's home

is his home.

(laughing) Well, a letter came

for you anyway.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You told me that before.

What's wrong, Carol?

I'm not gonna hurt you.

You weren't gonna hurt Pancho either.

I'm in a spot, I need your help.

I won't help you!

Well, now, I've been awful good to you, Carol.

I've given you all those pretty clothes and everything.

You can have your clothes back.

Well, you're gonna help me whether you want to or not.

Now, you get over to the sheriff's office and get Pancho

out of there.

I don't care how you do it, as long as you get him out.

I won't do it!

You listen to me, and listen carefully,

I may not be able to handle Pancho and Cisco alone,

but there's nothing to keep me from putting a bullet

in your dad.

Now, you get Pancho out of that sheriff's office or your dad's

a dead man, you understand?

Yes, Uncle Chet.

Well, your dad's heading this way.

Come on, we're going out the back door.

You remember, I'll have your father covered from the outside

just in case you try to pull a fast one.

(chuckling) Hey.

I hope you are proud of what you do to my watch, eh?

You ought to be glad it wasn't you head.

My head's got a face, all right.

Maybe the main spring don't work, but...

You can say that again I ain't gonna say it again.

I see you-- your friends leave you holding

an empty money bag, eh?

I got news for you.

Yeah, what kind of news?

If we don't get out of here pretty soon, we're not

gonna be alone.

Don't be bitter.

He's your compadre, and he has all the money.

Mr. Pancho.

Yes, what?

Cisco wants to see you over at the Fargo office right away.

So hurry.

Well-- Wait a minute.

Hold up your horses there.

Why don't Cisco come here?

I don't know, but he said it was important, and he wanted

to see you right away.

You know, sometimes you don't always tell the truth, but we're

gonna see, huh?

Wait a minute.

I'm gonna get these keys here.

And you, do me a "flavor," eh?

While you're here, don't go away.

And you, I'm gonna take you with me so you don't tell Pancho

any more of those big stories.

Open the door.

Come on, let's go.

Chet.

Where are the keys?

He took 'em with him.

Oh, he did, huh?

Well, then we blow the door down.

How you gonna do that?

Just leave that to me.

You know, I got a sick feeling inside of me

that the little senorita has fooled me again.

(explosion) Here, stay back,

all both of you.

Out the back way!

(gunshots) Pancho, cover the front.

I'll go around the back.

Out the front.

(gunshots) Wait a minute, Pancho.

One shot should do it.

(gunshots) Hey, Cisco, it looks like

the-- the camel what break the straw's back, eh?

(laughs) Well, senorita...

(laughs) You learned your lesson, eh?

I know I was wrong.

Real wrong.

Well, the important thing is that your realize your mistake.

Pancho, here's that letter.

Ooh, a letter for me, oh.

Hm, oh!

Oh, I know who that's from!

That's from Carmelita.

Her letters, always they smell so beautiful.

Like fried beans.

(laughter) Carol, this is for you.

For me?

Your dress.

Oh, Daddy!

Well, Pancho, is it a boy?

Yes, she say he's got nice big brown eyes like Pancho.

Well, it runs in the family!

And she also say he's got soft brown ears,

and he wags his tail.

Tail?

And she gonna call him Pancho the--

Oh, oh!

(laughs) She's talking about

little doggy, Cisco!

Oh, Pancho!

Oh, Cisco!

(laughter) Cisco, do we have to leave

all our good friends now?

Only until next time, Pancho!

Adios, amigos!