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Here's adventure!

Here's romance!

Here's O. Henry's famous Robin Hood of the Old West,

The Cisco Kid!

(gunfire) All right, get off!

He's no sheriff!

Me, a sheriff?

(laughs) Why, if I was

ten years younger...

If you were ten years younger, you'd be

ten years older.

Them letters, they addressed to you?

Sure, I'm Hank Siebert.

Going over to Smoky Gap to visit my son Tim.

Tim Siebert?

Ah, get out.

Tear that rig apart!

Hey, Pancho. Yeah?

Look.

Hey, that's my stuff there!

Oh, it is, huh?

Well, here!

Listen, you...

Those people are picking on an old man.

Why don't they pick on somebody to their size?

See that man over there?

(laughs) Yeah.

I'm gonna shoot him right in the face.

(chuckles) I know you, you're gonna hit

him right in the looking glass.

That's what I mean.

Let's get out of here!

Ha-ha!

Let's went!

Are you all right?

Just scared.

Say, that was a brave thing you done there.

Thanks.

What made them so mad?

Well, search me.

First they got mad when they thought I was a sheriff

and then they got madder when they found out I wasn't.

Hey, these letters are addressed to Hank Siebert.

That's me, mister.

That's very strange.

Somebody by the same name wrote us from Smoky Gap

saying that he needed our help.

His name was Tim Siebert, wasn't it, Pancho? I think

that's what was it, Cisco.

That's my son.

If Tim wrote for help, he must be in a terrible fix.

But he's a tough cowhand and a two-fisted fighter.

But if Tim needs help...

Don't worry.

We'll look into this.

We may even pick the bandits' trail on our way to town.

Well, Tim don't even know I'm coming to see him.

It was meant to be a surprise.

It'll be a nice surprise when you go into town with your

things in that condition, eh?

Tell you what.

You gather your things together, we'll send a man from town

to ride in with you.

I just can't thank you enough.

You know, I thought the West was full of bandits, but you...

you're good.

You'll be all right.

Well, adios.

You know, when Cisco and Pancho take things

in their own hands.

Yeah?

Well...

they got their hands full.

(all laugh) More coffee?

Thanks.

Over $1500.

That's not bad.

It takes a lot of money to get a real sheriff

to come here and stay here.

And it'll take a real one to get rid of Hearn and his boys

for good.

That was a wonderful speech you made in church

last Sunday, Kitty.

Why, thank you, Ken.

If only people weren't so scared.

I was proud of you at the town meeting last night, Tim.

You were the only one to back me up.

Thank you, Kitty.

It means a lot to you, doesn't it?

Yes, it does.

My dad gave his life for it.

I'll clean this town up if it's the last thing I do.

Kitty, don't you think I could be more help

by leaving and-- Tim, to make a real

frontiersman, a man's got to be born to it like my dad was.

Why, you don't even know enough to climb in a saddle without

falling on your face.

What a man don't know, he can learn.

All right, Mr. Siebert, but while you're still

on my payroll, you'll kindly take the lunch

tray to that joker of a sheriff over there, as per usual.

Aye-aye, Miss Noonan.

What's worrying you, Sheriff?

None of your-- It's all your fault, you and

Kitty shooting off your mouth at the meeting about cleaning up

the town, get a strong sheriff.

It takes more than one man to clean out a gang.

Everybody's scared sick.

It isn't that folks are scared.

Just that there's nobody to stand up to Hearn.

Well, now.

Maybe we have got somebody.

Huh?

It took a lot of nerve to speak up against Hearn

and you did that, boy.

But I can't ride.

Better than slinging hash.

Or shoot.

You've got brains.

You're the right man for deputy.

Why, between you and me...

Look, Sheriff, I-- I'm sure of it.

Raise your right hand.

You swear to uphold the law of the city and the county

of Smoky Gap, so help you?

Say "I do."

I do.

You are now deputy sheriff.

I'll call you when I need you.

Well, thanks, I-- That's all right, boy,

that's all right.

I'm right behind you every minute.

Kitty.

There's a bale of potatoes in the back, bring it in.

I'm a deputy sheriff now.

Oh, don't be silly.

And I'm quitting as of right now.

Now, Tim, I-- This is serious business.

It was my father and those other three sheriffs

who disappeared.

But someone's got to stand up against the gang.

Yes, but you're up against something too big.

How's the crusade coming?

I told you you're not welcome here, Hearn.

Get your food elsewhere.

This place is public.

Not your kind of public.

Ha!

A badge, too!

Where did you get that?

You steal it or is that sheriff playing tricks?

I'm a sworn deputy.

A deputy sheriff.

Look at that, boys.

We got ourselves a brand-new deputy sheriff.

(all laugh) Hold it, boys.

This could be real serious.

Let's see how good he is.

(gunshot) (all laugh)

The Jumping Sheriff of Smoky Gap.

Over the counter, move!

(all laugh) Handstand, now, on the counter,

handstand.

You heard me, handstand!

(laughter) (laughter)

You bully!

You murderer!

What do you mean by that?

You know I mean my father and those other sheriffs.

And now you're after Tim.

A lot of words, but look-- if you don't quit riling up

the townspeople, it will be Tim.

I guess you were right, Kitty.

It takes more than a badge to be a sheriff.

Sheriff?

"I'm leaving before I get it like the others.

Tim Siebert is deputy sheriff and is in full charge.

Signed Len Cooper, ex-sheriff."

Are you the sheriff?

If you is the sheriff, muchacho, you are the youngest sheriff

I didn't ever see this side of nowhere.

I'm Tim Siebert, and you?

Tim Siebert.

Why, you're the very man we came to see.

You're Cisco!

That's right.

And you're Pancho.

Well, if I ain't Pancho, then I am more surprised

than any man could be surprised.

Oh, what a break.

Just in time, too.

The sheriff just left.

Ran away.

Sheriff ran away?

Hey, Pancho, take a look at this.

This is a mess.

I can't read that.

What it says?

Oh, Len Cooper.

Yes, it says he ran away.

But your letter said that you are in trouble.

Wherever there is trouble, there go Cisco and Pancho,

don't you?

Well, with you as sheriff, this place will get cleaned up.

I'm sorry, Señor Siebert, but you see, Pancho and I

never take permanent jobs.

But we can pay you, we have money.

Well, we are known like what you call, rolling stones.

Yeah, and a rolling rock, it don't never gather no grass.

Yeah, well-- I don't know what good

those are.

Who gave you this?

The sheriff, he deputized me before he left.

He did?

I guess it was a joke.

Sonny, the sheriff is the law.

And the law is never a joke, unless the sheriff makes it so.

I can't even ride or shoot or rope.

But your father said that you were a top cowhand.

My father?

But he's in Kansas.

He was in Kansas.

Right now, he's on his way here.

He's going to surprise you.

B-but then he'll find out I lied to him.

I want him to be real proud of me.

Now if he sees I'm a nobody, it'll break his heart.

Tim, you are the sheriff.

You're the only authority in town.

Now, you have to fix your problems and do your job

like a man.

You know, to be a man is-- one has to be a man.

And then...

Well, then you are... a man.

(chuckles) Tim, I like your father.

Maybe we can help you.

But if you don't want to be sheriff...

We can teach him to be a sheriff, can't we, Pancho?

You think I can learn that fast?

You know, when I was a little chamaco,

I go to school for a couple of months one time,

the teacher always was talking about three "R"s.

But Cisco and me, we got our own three "R"s.

That's roping and riding and shooting.

Hey, Pancho, you forgot the third "R."

Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Right-in-the-bull's-eye shooting.

When do we start?

Right now.

Come on.

Ese muchacho, maybe.

Gee, that was wonderful, Cisco, Pancho.

Would you let me try that?

Sure.

That was very easy.

Now I'll tell you, we'll start you from the ground up, easy,

so you can always be safe with a gun.

You pull the hammer back first, then aim at something and you

squeeze the trigger.

Don't pull hard because that deflects the gun barrel

and then you'll never be able to hit what you're aiming at.

Here you are.

Pull the hammer back first.

(gun clicks) Attaboy.

Well, that happens to everybody at the beginning.

Here, try again.

Good.

Pull back.

That's more like it.

Hey, I'm gonna show you something too.

Now you look.

Now, Timmy, watch this.

I'm gonna show you something.

Pancho, that was just great!

That didn't was something.

I show you another one.

Keep your eye on top of me.

What do you suppose from those?

That was better than the first.

Suppose I could show you fellas something?

Sure, go right ahead.

Holy smokers!

Cisco, he's got springs in his pants!

Hey, Tim, you did that on purpose.

This wasn't an accident, was it?

No.

You know, my eyes can't believe what my ears see.

Can you do that again?

That isn't much.

I've been tumbling all my life.

Oh.

Will you show us some?

Sure, glad to.

Oh, Pancho, he is wonderful.

Look at that!

Look, look!

Hey, look at that leap.

Ooh, like that!

Look.

This fellow is amazing.

Oh? Who? Amazing?

Yes. No?

That was great, Tim.

Yeah, can you teach that to us?

Sure! Teach something to Cisco and Pancho? You bet!

Good.

I will teach you shooting, riding and roping.

Hey, can you teach me to jump over a horse like that?

Sure, come on, Pancho, you can do it if you try.

It's a run and a jump and you're right over.

(chuckling) Excuse me.

I ran and jump and over the horse I go, but--

I think I over-goed.

He's doing pretty good, Pancho.

Yeah, look.

You know, Cisco, sometimes he's pretty near onto the horse.

Hey, Tim!

Watch this!

How's that, Tim?

Fine.

You're doing fine, Tim.

Thank you, Cisco, so are you.

Cisco, you know, when you put two and three together, I think

I'm gonna learn to hurdle and jump over horses like him, eh?

All right, Pancho, but be careful, amigo.

Come on, Pancho.

You can do it if you try.

Well, all right, just one more try, eh?

Come on.

Did I over-go kinda loose?

Later-- in you go.

That's sure nice of you, Miss Noonan, and I thank you

a lot.

You're welcome.

Dad!

Son!

Boy, I'm proud of you, son.

Kitty was just telling me about you being deputy sheriff.

I see you met my friends there.

Them boys saved my life.

They never told me.

Oh, that didn't was something.

But you'll get him, I know that, son.

It will not be long before he does that.

Right now, he's working out the ways and means.

Yeah, the, the, tac...

Tic-tics, the...

What I want to say, Cisco?

Tactics, Pancho.

Tac-tics.

That's what I put in you say.

Right.

I'm gonna be busy, too.

You?

Yeah, Miss Noonan said she had a job open and I took it.

That's right.

My last helper left me.

Got a better job.

Let me show you to your room, Mr. Siebert.

Yes, ma'am.

Oh, yes, and I better get back to my office.

See you later, Dad.

Well, first of all, we've got to get the evidence,

and the next move is up to Hearn.

(whistles) Cisco, come here.

He's coming in here, in the sheriff's office.

What are you gonna do now?

Pancho, let's get in there quick.

Come on.

What do you want?

To give you the facts of life. Yeah?

Yeah.

I run this town.

I pick the sheriff in this town and I'm picking me a sheriff

right now.

An honest one, of course.

Yeah.

I understand you got about $2,000 collected

for the purpose.

So?

So I'm gonna use that money to pick me a sheriff

that's just right for this town.

How you gonna get that money?

You're gonna bring it to me.

I will?

Yeah, on Saturday morning at the old livery stable

at the end of town.

I won't.

You will, or you'll go the way of the last three

sheriffs before Cooper.

That money belongs to the people.

Yeah?

Your old man is in town, ain't he? Yeah.

You'll do as you're told and nothing'll happen to him.

Say, Tim.

You'll do exactly as Hearn ordered.

What?

That's right.

And I want you to do it in secret.

I don't want even Kitty to know anything about it.

Anything you say.

All right.

Pancho and I will go scouting around.

Cisco, maybe in the livery stable, we can set some traps

for those rats, huh?

That's right, Pancho.

We'll prepare a battleground.

Come on.

Hey, Cisco, this is funny-looking bait to catch

the rat in the livery stable.

(chuckling) Where Cisco go?

Oh!

Cisco, you look like me!

Hey, Pancho, I may look like you, but don't light

a match near that thing.

Why, you think it'll be a brush fire, eh?

Shh!

Here they come.

Pancho, you go out the back door.

I'll go up to the loft.

Bueno.

What do you mean he won't show up?

I scared the daylights out of that kid.

Wait a minute.

Somebody's coming now.

Oh, there you are, fellas.

What's the big idea with the whiskers?

Had to protect myself.

Don't want no witnesses spotting me bringing this down.

Oh, you got it?

Say, that's the manliest thing you ever did.

Didn't think you had it in you.

Kinda hate to reward you for it.

Come over here, I got something for you.

Something for me?

Yeah, show him, Chuck.

What's that for?

Well, your stupid citizens gonna think you done yourself

in, you know, remorse, for stealing Kitty's money.

(others laugh) All right, you go down

to the back, Chuck.

Come on.

(laughs) (laughing)

I got mine!

Oh, this one is upside-down!

Hey, this is more fun than hurdle-horsing!

Cisco, I got one!

(Hearn coughing and sputtering) Here's your money, Tim!

You know, Mr. Tim, I think you gonna make

a pretty good sheriff.

Thanks to you and Cisco.

We're gonna miss you.

We owe you both so much, don't we, Tim?

Well, no, we didn't do nothing.

Mr. Tim do it all with his hurdle-horsing and over-goes.

Oh, you didn't fool me for a minute.

I didn't?

No, I know it took three men to do it, but I'm proud of you

anyway, Tim.

I'll be the kind of sheriff you can be proud of.

You'll be fine, but just don't let your father know

what happened.

He's bursting his buttons.

Hey, Tim, where is your father now?

We'd like to say goodbye to him.

Oh, he's over at the sheriff's office painting

my name on the door.

No, I ain't, son.

I'm right here.

Your new office is all ready for you, Sheriff, and I'm

just as happy as if you'd done it all yourself.

Why, Dad...

And Tim, you'd better not tell Kitty that they helped you

catch that Hearn gang.

You know how women are.

Come on, son.

You know something, Cisco?

She don't told him and he don't told you and nobody seems to

know who they ain't.

You know, sometimes I almost might get confused.

Might get confused?

Oh, Pancho!

Oh, Cisco!

(both laughing) Goodbye, amigos!

See you soon!

(laughing)