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Here's adventure.

Here's romance.

Here's O. Henry's famous Robin Hood of the Old West:

The Cisco Kid.

Cisco, you think he already passed?

No, Pancho, I don't think so.

Maybe he take a shortcut.

Pancho, we are ahead of him.

We made the shortcut, you remember? Now, he'll have to

come up that trail.

He'll be here pretty soon.

Well, Cisco, you figure him up pretty close, eh?

Yes, Pancho, and I also figured that if he doesn't know

we're trailing him, he'll lead us to Blackie Dawson.

Cisco, that Dawson is a bad bandito. Everybody knows all

about him, but nobody knows who he is.

Maybe we will, soon.

Come on.

(horse approaching) You knot-head! I almost put

a slug through you. What are you doing here?

I couldn't help it, Blackie, they were following me, but

I think I gave them the slip.

Who was following you?

Cisco and that partner of his.

He's probably in there all right.

Yeah, you gave him the slip all right. They're right on your

heels.

(window shatters) (gunshots)

Hey, Cisco-- ha ha-- know we know he's in there.

Pancho, you know he's fired through the window. I'll go

around to the back of the cabin.

(gunshots) I'm not used to having people

drop in on me with a gun in their hands. Drop it.

This is a valuable pearl handle, señor. Do you mind if

I just lay it down?

And now, if you please, will you just wait here a moment?

All right, Pancho! Come on in!

Your gun is fully loaded.

Naturally.

Hey, Cisco, that ain't the man we followed.

No, Pancho. That is the man we followed. But this might be

the one we wanted him to lead us to.

What are you two talking about?

A gentleman by the name of Blackie Dawson. You've heard of

him, haven't you?

Sure I have. That's why I thought for a moment that you

and that outlaw are part of the gang. I was sure glad when one

of you got him through the window.

Don't give us those business, señor. You're talking through

your sombrero. It was me who shoot through the window. But

I shoot high, and that fellow ain't that tall.

I know, but he was standing on that chair.

Would you mind telling us who you are?

Sure. I'm Steve Potter.

I'm a dealer in cattle.

Does the sheriff in town know you?

He ought to. I voted for him in the last election.

Well, with Blackie Dawson operating in this territory, and

knowing that outlaw to be one of his gang, you can't blame me for

being suspicious. I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to come

into town with us.

I don't blame you. I'll be glad to go along with you.

I'll have the coroner take care of him when we get to town.

Boy, you sure pack a punch.

You busted my bridge.

Let me see it.

Say, I thought you said your name was Potter.

Well, it is.

What's this letter "N" stand for on your bridge?

Oh, that? That, I guess, is just a sort of a trademark

of the dentist.

Have the dentist send me the bill after he fixes it.

Oh, that won't be necessary.

After all, you weren't entirely to blame.

All right, let's go.

Look there. There's No Pain who fixed the tooth.

Wonderful. Maybe we can have him fix your bridge right now.

Uh, no, let's ride on into town, talk to the sheriff.

I can take care of this later.

But I think I'm gonna have him fix my tooth, huh?

That's a good idea, Pancho.

We'll meet you in town, eh?

Bueno.

Hey! Mr. No Pain! I want to talk to you! Wait a minute!

Hello there. How are you?

Can I be of any professional service to you?

Well, yeah. I want you maybe to fix my tooth.

All right, I'll have a look at your teeth.

Don't you realize me, Doc?

No, I don't think I ever saw you before. But I'm not very

good at remembering faces.

You mean you got my face, but you can't put me, huh? Look me.

Pancho! Well, why didn't you say so in the first place?

My goodness. I'm glad to see you. Say, come on back here

and then I can work on you.

(mumbles) Yeah. Yeah.

Well, Doctor, I didn't see you for long distance.

That's right!

Here we are.

I'm just using that chair temporarily. The other one's in

the wagon.

Hey, this is a different kind of chair than you got before.

Yeah.

There we are. Now, uh, I'll have your gun, please.

My gun? But-but why you want my gun, Doctor?

Oh, I never work on a patient that's wearing firearms.

You know, some people are just a little bit excitable, and I

don't want to take any chances.

I know, but my Uncle Ignacio always told me to wear my gun

when I got my boots on and then I don't die with my shoes on.

Well, alright, then, here's the gun, huh?

All right.

Yeah.

You know, Doctor, last time you fixed my tooth, you told me

it wouldn't hurt no more.

I did, did I? Open your mouth, let me take a look.

Open. Open it wide.

Now, which tooth is it?

Upstairs on this side.

Are you sure?

Sure I'm sure.

Mm-hmm.

What, you pull tooths with these things, too?

No, no! That's a knife, that's a fork. I use them to eat

my lunch with. Now just don't be so impatient. I'll have you

just as fit as a fiddle in no time.

I, uh...

Oh!

You, uh-- You know...

You know something? It's very funny, but the hurt I got

before, when I sit down here, I-I don't got it no more.

Now, Pancho, listen, you're just being unduly influenced by

the sight of that little delicate instrument there.

But don't you worry because Dr. No Pain Norton always lives up

to his name. Now, open your mouth.

(mumbles) Open your mouth wide.

Aah!

Wait a minute. I haven't even started yet. I'll tell you when

it hurts.

Hello, Cisco. Hi, Potter.

Hi.

Oh. So you know this gentleman.

Steve Potter? Why, yes.

He's been handling cattle around here for some time.

Why? What's up?

Oh, just a little misunderstanding, Sheriff.

We followed one of Blackie Dawson's men to his cabin.

They were crowding him pretty hard. He rushed in on me.

There's no telling what would've happened if Cisco hadn't got him

through the window.

Through the window, huh?

Well, is he dead?

Yes, you'll find him in his cabin.

Well, you satisfied, Cisco?

For the moment, yes.

Okay. Well, if there's anything I can do, let me know,

anytime.

Thank you.

Thank you, Potter.

(door opens and closes) Sheriff?

Yeah?

I would like to see the coroner's report after he

examines the body of that outlaw.

Why? Is something bothering you?

Plenty. Also, have the coroner check for traces of

powder burns, the direction of the bullet, and the exact spot

where he found the body. And if he finds the bullet, you hold

onto it.

All right. But what do you make of all this?

Well, it's too early to say.

There's a traveling dentist on the North Trail headed this

way.

Yeah.

He might recognize me. He did some work on me about three

years ago back at prison.

Does he work alone?

Yeah, you shouldn't have any trouble with him.

Briggs was gonna meet us in town. He hasn't shown up yet.

He won't. I'll tell you about that later.

There you are. Rinse the tooth out and swallow it--

Uh, the water I mean.

My gun! My gun!

Inside!

Whoa! Whoa!

Cisco, I'm glad to see you.

Somebody shoot and scared the horses.

I saw him. He was shooting into the wagon.

Well, who in world would want to harm me, No Pain Norton,

a friend of humanity?

(chuckles) You get a good look at him?

No, Pancho, I was too busy with the runaway wagon.

My friend, if we could answer that question, we'd know who was

behind the attack. Can't you think of anyone who wants to

kill you?

Well, now, that's a very delicate question, my friend,

a very delicate question, indeed. Uh, there was a fella in

Texas-- Oh, well, he wouldn't be in this part of the country.

This outlaw rode in from town. Now, the only other person

in town who knew you were heading this way was

Steve Potter.

Huh. You think it'd be safe for me to set up shop in town?

You know, whoever made the attack could hunt me out again.

Very likely.

Yeah. Oh, I better turn back.

Oh, no, that will not be necessary. We can get this man

and protect you, if you'll play along.

Play? Brother, you may call it playing, but it ain't gonna

bring any joy to my heart.

I didn't know who it was behind that door. What are you

doing here?

Well, I just dropped down to tell you I took care of that

dentist.

Oh, so you took care of that dentist, did you?

Yeah, I shot him up and spooked his horses.

Yeah, but you didn't stick around to find out whether you'd

finished the job or not, did you?

No. I was going to, but I saw Cisco riding up,

so I cleared out before he got a look at me.

Well, we'll have to give you credit for having that much

sense. Well, for your information, that dentist is

alive. I just passed him back on the trail, talking to Cisco.

What's so bad about that?

He can identify me, that's what's so bad about that.

So? Next time, we take care of him for sure.

We'd better if we wanna keep on working this territory. Head

back to town, look things over.

Check with me.

(door opens and closes) Well, Pancho, here you are.

You'd better take your gun off and your hat and put this on.

What-- I'm gonna wear this?

Sure. You're going to be a dentist, aren't you?

Yeah, but I don't wanna dress up like a woman.

Pancho, go on, put it on.

I'm going to.

Well, looks like we're ready for work.

Yes, sir, that's right, and if our friend is at all

interested and has done a lot of eating, he won't waste any time

in having that bridge attended to.

But not until he can get you alone to do the job. Then he'll

make it impossible for you to identify him.

Oh, brother. That's a horrible thought.

Well, with Pancho in your place, it'll be easy for us to

take care of him before he discovers the switch. And maybe

we can get our hands on that dental bridge for evidence.

Oh. Mm-hmm.

(knock on door) Here you are, Pancho.

You're the dentist now. Come on.

Uh...

(knock on door) Come in. Can I do you something?

Doc, I got an awful toothache. You gotta help me.

You gotta do something about it.

But first you must give me your hat, huh?

Sit right down here.

Now...take it easy. Now...

Lean. Lean back, I guess.

There. Now...

Just a minute, Doc.

You're not gonna use that thing on me! Not without giving me

gas, are you?

Gas? No, we got liquid lights in here. And it's daytime.

It's not dark. We don't need no gas.

The gas in those green tanks there, to kill the pain.

Oh. But first, give me the gun, huh? Give me the gun.

You see this gun, Doc?

Sure I can see it.

It's got five bullets in it, and if you hurt me, you're gonna

get all five of 'em. So give me some of that gas.

Oh, sure. I give you-- I give you gas.

Hey, you better go in there and help him.

Yeah, I guess I better.

Oh! Wait a minute!

That's enough, Pancho.

Yeah, we don't want to inflate him, you know?

Inflate him? What do you mean?

Well...

What are you gonna do?

I'm gonna pull his tooth.

Well...

Aah!

Be sure you pull the right one.

I got it. Uhh!

Uhh!

Uhh!

There she is.

Oh, wait a minute. He's coming out of it. Here, take that.

He's coming to.

Don't worry.

Say, Doc...

Yes. Over here.

Say, Doc, you're all right.

I didn't feel a thing.

That thing didn't come out of me, did it?

Sure, it come out of your face. You mean he didn't hurt

you when-- I mean it didn't hurt when I pulled the tooth out?

Didn't hurt?

Lucky for you it didn't because I got a mighty short

temper. Like what happened at that eating place yesterday.

What's the matter?

Something bad happened?

For them, yeah. I shot up the place so bad, they couldn't open

up today. They tried to overcharge me! By the way, Doc,

what do I owe you?

Owe me? For what? For what?

For yanking that tooth of mine.

Oh, you don't owe me something. No, no, that's what

you call "on the house." I will even give you your tooth back.

There you are, here.

Mighty generous of you, Doc.

I'm gonna send all my friends to you.

Yeah. Thank me very much for coming, yeah? And come some

other time. Adios, amigo.

Good-bye. You tell all your friends I'll be right here,

ready to pull their tooth.

Pancho.

Yeah.

I don't mind you not charging him for your work, but did you

hear what he said? He's gonna bring all of his friends here

for free.

Yeah, you hear what he say.

I hear what he say. You see what he have? A big gun with five

bullets...for me.

All right, all right, how do I get him out here?

Just tell him it's an emergency. Tell him I'll pay him

double. Get him to drive out here in that silly wagon of his.

And no rough stuff, not if you can help it. I want that guy in

shape to work on me when he gets here. Now, go on! Get started!

Hey, Doc.

Yeah. What can I do you for?

My boss out at the ranch has got a tooth that's killing him.

Get your things and let's go.

He'll pay you double.

How long has he had it?

Who's he?

He's my assistant.

Does he have to go, too?

Oh, I never do no work without him.

Well, all right, both of you come along.

Well, now, wait a minute.

We ain't dressed for traveling.

You're dressed for fixing teeth. That'll do fine.

No, you won't need a gun.

Come on, hurry up.

You see, Sheriff, the coroner said that he found traces of

powder in his shirt. That means that he was shot in the cabin.

That's right. Now, if Potter is Blackie Dawson, he had to

shoot him down to keep him from talking. But how are we gonna

prove it now?

That dental bridge of his.

That might do the trick.

Dental bridge?

That's right. It might help No Pain identify Potter as the

man we're looking for.

How?

You see, No Pain can identify every piece of work he's ever

done, and he also can tell you for whom he did it.

Oh.

I'm gonna follow along those lines.

All right.

If there is anything new, I'll let you know.

Hyah!

What did you want me to stop for?

Well, I'm commencing to smell the fishes.

What's the idea of stopping?

Well, I happen to think I leave some frijoles cooking in

the kitchen. They're gonna burn.

So let 'em burn.

Let them burn? But frijoles is more important to Pancho.

All right, we'll do it the hard way. Get down.

Now, my friend, stop the wagon and throw your guns away.

Whoa!

That's Cisco, and his voice sounds good.

Hello, Doc. I got a little job for you.

Well, I don't seem to remember you.

You will when you take a look at this dental bridge.

Needs fixing.

"Blackie Dawson, state penitentiary," huh?

That's right. I knew you'd remember.

That's exactly what I wanted to hear you say.

(laughing) You know something funny, Cisco?

No, what?

The doctor, he forget to fix Blackie's tooth bridge before

they take him away.

He'll have plenty of time to have that fixed when he gets in

the penitentiary.

Say, by the way, Pancho.

Yeah?

Did the doctor fix your other tooth?

Oh, no, Cisco, no. I got too many tooths anyhow.

Oh, Pancho!

Oh, Cisco!

Good-bye, amigos!

See you soon!