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Real lovemaking.

Real workouts.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Oh, my God. Oh, come on.

Look, I got to pack, all right?

Did you try talking to your dad yet?

Julie, it's too late for that, all right?

You know, I already called the primate center, and I told them I'm not going to

be able to accept the internship position, so... I don't know, I think

sending Jeff Potter or somebody in my place.

I mean, maybe you could try and talk to him and get him to change his mind.

Babe, please, look, I...

I just don't want to talk about this anymore, all right?

I mean, you keep going on about how this summer is the most important summer of

my life and how it will ensure my acceptance into the best grad program in

country. Look, I get it, all right?

But if I don't go home and help my stepmom, my dad is going to cut me off

financially, so I don't have much of a choice.

It must be nice to have a rich dad.

This was supposed to be our summer together.

And trust me, I hate this situation as much as you do.

But I really don't have a choice, so... Yeah, it is what it is.

No, it just sucks. Like, we were gonna stay in that really cute loft on the

waterfront.

Portland is so awesome during the summer.

I know.

Hey, I know, okay?

But, look, think of the future.

You know, once I'm in grad school...

I'll have plenty of free time. You know, and I won't be so dependent on my

father's money.

I mean, can't your mom just get a nurse?

She broke her leg. It's not like she got a traction.

Oh, yeah. Trust me. I went over all this and more with my father.

You know, and that fucking guy, he's actually volunteering in Indonesia for

summer. You know, and he's holding that over my head like he's some kind of

fucking saint or something.

I don't care how many cliffhangers he's fake, he's still an asshole.

Yeah. You're right.

He's an asshole.

I know.

Yeah. I like that about you.

You're tough, huh? You're so tough, aren't you?

You're just a little badass, huh?

I am.

I can tell.

But look, it'll be okay, alright?

Ugh.

I'm sorry, wait a minute.

Thank you.

wow oh

my god

oh no

Hey, man.

How are you?

I'm going to go grab a drink.

Cool. That's it.

Mom? I'm your stepmom, Andrew.

Not your real mom. You can call me Beth.

Okay.

Beth, um... How are you feeling?

Well, I broke my leg water skiing in Puerto Verde last week.

I can't get around without crutches.

How do you think I'm feeling?

Right.

Um... Well, uh...

Is there anything I can get for you?

Coffee.

With a quarter cup organic half and half.

A teaspoon of stevia.

Also, some tomato soup and half a grilled cheese sandwich.

Yeah.

You got it.

Okay, here we go. Real sheath -ended.

All I'm saying is that I think she would benefit from having another person

here.

Like a nurse or, I don't know, an assistant or something. Just somebody

than me.

Because she doesn't like me, Dad.

And she's never liked me, so please, will you just stop saying that?

Yeah, of course I'm pissed.

Because I worked my ass off.

for that internship at the Oregon Primate Center.

And then I just had to give it up.

No, I... Dad, I don't care what kind of pull you have at your alma mater, okay?

The best program in my field is at Stanford, not John Hopkins.

But you just don't... Dad!

Dad!

Okay.

Okay.

Look, I'm just trying to go, all right? I'll talk to you later.

Mr. Robinson, you aren't trying to seduce me, are you?

I don't know if that's the only thing I want to do.

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Can I look you in the eye?

Can I look you in the eye?

Can I look you in the eye?

Please?

I love that.

Yes. Yeah.

Please, please.

Ooh!

You're in such a hurry.

You're in such a hurry.

I'm not going anywhere.

Hmm?

You in a rush?

Huh? You're gonna take this fall?

Huh?

You're gonna do it?

I'm gonna take that one

Thank you.

You're not notched anymore?

What the... Hey, hey, hey, you're on crutches, huh?

You haven't bothered to check on me for the past few hours.

Uh, no, no, no. I went in your room, and I brought the

food that you wanted, but you were asleep, so... What was I supposed to do?

Well, my food is cold. I need you to warm it up for me.

Here you go.

Reheat it.

Can you hand me my food?

Yep.

Just like you asked.

Thank you.

Enjoy.

oh

Thank you.

Just like that. Oh, fuck.

Oh,

shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God, yes.

God, that fucking feels so good.

Oh, shit.

Fuck. Fuck.

May God bless you.

Oh my god. Oh

my

god.

Thank you.

I know.

Yes.

Rip on yourself, man.

Just chill out. Just chill out.

Call Julie.

Yeah. That's what you're gonna do.

You're gonna call your girlfriend.

That's the smart thing to do.

Hey,

Julie!

Hey, what's up?

Oh. Did I get you at a bad time?

You're busy, huh?

Oh. No.

What?

Oh, baby, that's... Oh, my God, that is absolutely incredible.

I mean, how many Reese's Macaws did they find?

Holy shit.

Yes, oh, please, please, photos, send me anything, you know? I want to see you,

baby. Yeah, I miss you, too.

Oh, here?

Everything's fine.

Totally normal.

Oh, do I sound winded?

Well, you know, it's tough work. I'm just a little tired is all.

Yeah, well, you know her, right?

She's a handful.

Oh yeah, you can say that again.

Um,

well, alright. I mean, if you feed it back to work, I... No, no, I understand.

Well, hey, if you get some free time later, how about, um, how about you just

give me a call?

Yeah.

Yeah, okay.

I love you too.

Beth? Beth?

Beth, are you okay in there?

No, I'm not okay.

God damn it.

I'm naked.

What can I do? Do you need a towel or something? Do you need help? Can you

me an outlet?

Yeah. All right. Just one right here. I'm coming in, but I'm not looking, all

right?

Here. I'm going to get a towel.

I'll get this.

It's okay.

Here.

Hang on a second. Okay. Here.

Here. I got you.

This is so awkward.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

I got it. It's okay.

You can open your eyes now.

Yeah.

I'll just back.

Okay. Yeah.

Okay.

All right. You know you're not supposed to shower a lot.

I know.

It's not your fault.

It's a stupid idea of my part.

Well, what was I supposed to do?

Ask you for help?

Well, that's fine.

Right. You're not that bad.

I'm sorry.

I know I've been an asshole this week.

It's just that your father never took into consideration my feelings.

He never thought about how awkward this would be for me or for you.

I even said to him, I told him you should have a nurse here. You know, I

shouldn't have been here.

I begged him.

I begged him to volunteer in the fall.

It could have been fall or summer.

The schedule didn't matter.

He wouldn't change it.

And I know how much the internship meant to you.

Your father's a fucking asshole.

Yeah, I think we both can agree on that.

Yeah, I know.

I'm sorry, I'm ranting. I don't want to talk about your dad anymore.

Okay, I mean, you and I haven't really had a chance to talk or...

Get to know each other.

It's probably because you think I'm a bitch, huh?

I don't. I'm not, I swear.

I know, I don't think you're a bitch. I'm actually really nice.

I'm sure you are.

I am.

I do.

You believe me?

Yeah.

I'm done.

um um

Oh

Okay.

Mmm!