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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,959 --> 00:00:04,640 Okay, Jane, just leaning back. 2 00:00:04,860 --> 00:00:06,800 Beautiful. Wayne, come forward. 3 00:00:07,300 --> 00:00:08,560 Lovely. Big smile. 4 00:00:09,220 --> 00:00:10,270 Big smile. 5 00:00:10,780 --> 00:00:13,300 Beautiful. Just straighten up the veil, please. 6 00:00:13,301 --> 00:00:16,939 All right, that's it. That's enough. That's enough. 7 00:00:16,940 --> 00:00:19,020 Great. Okay, big smile. Lovely. 8 00:00:19,460 --> 00:00:20,510 Excellent. Great. 9 00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:23,620 Hey, you. Lad, oi. 10 00:00:24,260 --> 00:00:27,820 Go to my van and get my K2000 soft focus filter. 11 00:00:28,920 --> 00:00:29,970 Ah, ah, ah. 12 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:34,780 How many times have I told you? Always leave my equipment packed up correctly. 13 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:01,110 Thank you. 14 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:02,490 Lovely. 15 00:01:02,940 --> 00:01:03,990 How are you? Oi! 16 00:01:04,860 --> 00:01:07,240 That flash needs to go right across. 17 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:25,960 Mr. Papernick! Mr. 18 00:01:26,540 --> 00:01:27,590 Papernick! Mr. 19 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:28,930 Papernick! 20 00:01:30,191 --> 00:01:32,219 It's a bunny! 21 00:01:32,220 --> 00:01:33,270 Honey? 22 00:02:12,330 --> 00:02:13,380 Not too late. 23 00:02:13,610 --> 00:02:14,660 Not too early. 24 00:02:15,330 --> 00:02:16,380 Not too late. 25 00:02:16,930 --> 00:02:17,980 Not too early. 26 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:52,480 I got the feeling, got a bit of an inkling, this is gonna be one of those 27 00:02:52,940 --> 00:02:59,900 This is a show about me, and all the things I do, and all the things I see. 28 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:06,799 I got the feeling, got a bit of an inkling, as long as we're together, 29 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:07,850 okay. 30 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:24,340 already told you. I didn't really see what happened. 31 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:26,360 Sir, what do you do for a living? 32 00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:29,300 I collect cans for recycling. 33 00:03:29,780 --> 00:03:31,480 What were you doing in the park? 34 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:38,639 I was... You weren't collecting cans from a place that wasn't your designated 35 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:39,740 area, were you? 36 00:03:40,460 --> 00:03:43,420 No. No, I was having lunch. 37 00:03:43,700 --> 00:03:45,600 I often have lunch in that park. 38 00:03:45,820 --> 00:03:48,220 But I wasn't collecting any cans from there. 39 00:03:48,510 --> 00:03:53,530 Because I never collect cans from somewhere that's not my designated area. 40 00:03:54,730 --> 00:03:58,550 Your two friends Colin and Frank are here to visit you, Mr Papaniccolo. 41 00:03:58,790 --> 00:04:00,890 Oh, that's good. 42 00:04:01,650 --> 00:04:02,910 That's very good. 43 00:04:11,550 --> 00:04:12,600 Sorry, 44 00:04:14,870 --> 00:04:16,029 Mr Papaniccolo. 45 00:04:16,410 --> 00:04:17,589 Oh, that's okay, boys. 46 00:04:18,279 --> 00:04:19,329 Are you sure? 47 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:20,610 Absolutely. 48 00:04:20,940 --> 00:04:22,060 Don't worry about it. 49 00:04:22,500 --> 00:04:25,660 Wow, you're awfully kind, Mr Pepinicolo. Don't mention it. 50 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:27,800 It could have happened to anybody. 51 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:29,450 Oh, thanks a lot. 52 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:31,900 Why are you being so forgiving? 53 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:33,970 It's a secret. 54 00:04:34,660 --> 00:04:36,120 Oh, wow. 55 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:37,930 A secret. 56 00:04:38,300 --> 00:04:40,560 Come a little closer and I'll tell you. 57 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:45,840 A little closer. 58 00:04:48,390 --> 00:04:49,440 Just a little closer. 59 00:04:55,110 --> 00:04:56,160 Frankie, 60 00:04:56,241 --> 00:04:58,229 you okay? 61 00:04:58,230 --> 00:04:59,570 I think so. 62 00:04:59,571 --> 00:05:02,169 But I'm going to stand back here to hear the secret. 63 00:05:02,170 --> 00:05:03,220 Listen, you idiot. 64 00:05:03,490 --> 00:05:06,440 The doctor told me I'm going to be bedridden for six months. 65 00:05:06,790 --> 00:05:08,850 I make $1 ,000 a day. 66 00:05:10,350 --> 00:05:11,570 $1 ,000? 67 00:05:12,730 --> 00:05:13,930 Is that the secret? 68 00:05:15,230 --> 00:05:17,550 $1 ,000 just for taking photos? 69 00:05:18,110 --> 00:05:19,490 Just for doing photography. 70 00:05:19,990 --> 00:05:22,340 Photography? It's pronounced photography? 71 00:05:23,250 --> 00:05:28,410 Photography? Oh, my God. 72 00:05:29,250 --> 00:05:30,810 Mr Papanikola is dead. 73 00:05:31,130 --> 00:05:32,180 I'm not dead. 74 00:05:33,530 --> 00:05:34,710 This is so sad. 75 00:05:35,230 --> 00:05:36,370 I'm not dead, you idiot. 76 00:05:36,430 --> 00:05:38,250 He was cut down in his prime. 77 00:05:38,570 --> 00:05:42,610 That's ridiculous. Don't be ridiculous. I'm not dead. I'm still alive. Look. 78 00:05:43,970 --> 00:05:46,270 Everybody knows that when the machine goes... 79 00:05:47,820 --> 00:05:48,870 The person is dead. 80 00:05:48,871 --> 00:05:51,399 Well, obviously there's something wrong with the machine. 81 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:53,990 He's in denial. That's what happens when people die. 82 00:05:53,991 --> 00:05:55,159 This is ridiculous. 83 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:56,760 I'm not dead. I'm still alive. 84 00:05:57,880 --> 00:05:59,200 Come on, Frank, let's go. 85 00:05:59,500 --> 00:06:01,800 Being around corpses gives me the creeps. 86 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:03,650 Come back. 87 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:05,460 Come back, you idiots. 88 00:06:06,180 --> 00:06:07,340 Take this off. 89 00:06:08,140 --> 00:06:09,220 I'm not dead. 90 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:11,170 It's so sad. 91 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:12,810 Please. 92 00:06:13,940 --> 00:06:16,640 He died before he could tell us the secret. 93 00:06:29,270 --> 00:06:34,270 We went in to see Leon. You are the baby photographers, aren't you? 94 00:06:35,230 --> 00:06:37,229 Oh, no. We're going to... 95 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:43,950 Yeah, 96 00:06:47,990 --> 00:06:49,490 we're the baby photographers. 97 00:06:50,470 --> 00:06:53,930 They are we. We are they. Lead on. 98 00:06:54,330 --> 00:06:56,050 Right. This way, then. 99 00:07:02,250 --> 00:07:06,850 I'm surprised, Dale. She's just given birth to a wonderful baby boy. 100 00:07:07,450 --> 00:07:11,550 She's still a bit groggy. That happens when it's a cesarean. 101 00:07:11,830 --> 00:07:13,450 A cesarean? 102 00:07:13,750 --> 00:07:14,800 Wow. 103 00:07:15,290 --> 00:07:17,930 What part of cesarean are you from? 104 00:07:18,970 --> 00:07:20,020 Frank. 105 00:07:20,830 --> 00:07:21,970 What's his name? 106 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:28,350 We've decided to call him Chris is... 107 00:07:32,070 --> 00:07:34,510 Oh, I think Chris. 108 00:07:39,190 --> 00:07:40,850 He's a great name for a little boy. 109 00:07:41,890 --> 00:07:43,750 Fantastic. Let's take some photos. 110 00:07:44,430 --> 00:07:45,750 Frank, photos? 111 00:07:50,690 --> 00:07:52,370 Okay, that's beautiful. 112 00:07:52,690 --> 00:07:54,350 Oh, yeah, work for me. 113 00:07:54,570 --> 00:07:58,330 Oh, lovely, love it, love it, love it. Adore it, great. 114 00:07:58,550 --> 00:07:59,630 Oh, little Chris. 115 00:08:01,500 --> 00:08:05,820 So, do the baby thing. Oh, do it, do it, do it, do it. Gorgeous, gorgeous, 116 00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:08,000 gorgeous. Gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous. 117 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:11,720 Oh, yes. Oh, look at the little birthmark on your hand. Isn't it cute? 118 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:15,170 Oh, it's like a little baby version of the Cindy Crawford mole. 119 00:08:15,420 --> 00:08:21,360 Your son is going to look fantastic on film, Mrs. Drysdale. He's so photogenic. 120 00:08:23,220 --> 00:08:24,270 Get out of the way. 121 00:08:25,180 --> 00:08:27,140 Oh, yes. Oh, love it. Oh. 122 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:33,300 I can't seem to get this camera to work. 123 00:08:42,159 --> 00:08:49,099 What is wrong 124 00:08:49,100 --> 00:08:50,150 with you, my child? 125 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:53,370 I'm blind. 126 00:08:54,300 --> 00:08:55,350 I can't see. 127 00:08:57,440 --> 00:09:00,340 The love of the Lord is with you. 128 00:09:06,730 --> 00:09:07,780 It's coming back. 129 00:09:08,450 --> 00:09:09,650 Oh, yeah, it's come back. 130 00:09:09,670 --> 00:09:10,720 Yeah, I can see again. 131 00:09:18,190 --> 00:09:20,720 Well, we're all finished, Frank. Come on, let's go. 132 00:09:22,670 --> 00:09:24,250 Tony had a rest now, Quilby. 133 00:09:24,251 --> 00:09:30,429 I think that was a triumph. I don't think I'm going too far in saying that 134 00:09:30,430 --> 00:09:32,410 redefined the meaning of gorgeousness. 135 00:09:37,910 --> 00:09:38,960 Hang on a second. 136 00:09:39,570 --> 00:09:40,620 Hold that. 137 00:09:46,970 --> 00:09:48,710 God, there was no film in the camera. 138 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:51,790 Quick, you grab little baby Chris. 139 00:09:52,990 --> 00:09:56,230 And I'll put some more film in the camera. Go, quick. 140 00:10:14,830 --> 00:10:15,880 hands for beginners. 141 00:10:20,530 --> 00:10:21,580 Oh, look. 142 00:10:22,690 --> 00:10:24,810 Isn't that one a gorgeous one? 143 00:10:25,910 --> 00:10:26,960 Oh! 144 00:10:28,910 --> 00:10:31,020 It's the one. Hang on. Watch this. Watch this. 145 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:45,520 Look, buddy, the way I've got my eyes. 146 00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:49,030 Feel it. 147 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:50,690 Feel it. 148 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:55,980 The healing power of the Zorro. 149 00:10:56,340 --> 00:10:57,390 Hi, Mrs Drysdale. 150 00:10:59,220 --> 00:11:00,270 There you go. 151 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:04,120 The photographer's great, Mrs Drysdale. Your son is so photogenic. 152 00:11:04,121 --> 00:11:08,399 Hey, listen, if you want to make another copy, the simplest thing to do is just 153 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:09,660 use a colour photocopier. 154 00:11:16,170 --> 00:11:17,490 Oh, thanks very much, boys. 155 00:11:17,690 --> 00:11:19,860 We'll have some more work for you next week. 156 00:11:19,910 --> 00:11:20,960 Thanks, sister. 157 00:11:22,350 --> 00:11:24,230 Have faith, my child. 158 00:11:25,230 --> 00:11:28,610 Have faith in the Lord and... 159 00:12:10,410 --> 00:12:13,030 So nobody knows we're not the real photographers. 160 00:12:13,510 --> 00:12:14,890 Is that the secret? 161 00:12:17,350 --> 00:12:19,970 Oh, look. It's Mrs Drysdale. 162 00:12:20,590 --> 00:12:22,390 And little baby Chris. 163 00:12:23,630 --> 00:12:24,680 Sir. 164 00:12:25,830 --> 00:12:26,880 Sir. 165 00:12:27,710 --> 00:12:28,760 Dennis. 166 00:12:29,310 --> 00:12:30,810 Dennis Drysdale. 167 00:12:31,230 --> 00:12:36,329 Zachary Wilde, how are you? I'm good. I'm surprised to see you up this end of 168 00:12:36,330 --> 00:12:38,450 town. I didn't think you worked up here. 169 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:40,250 Oh, yeah, I do. 170 00:12:40,980 --> 00:12:45,119 I mean, do I look like the kind of person who'd take cans from someone 171 00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:47,760 designated area? 172 00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:50,980 This is our new baby. 173 00:12:51,660 --> 00:12:52,710 Say hello. 174 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:54,450 Hello. 175 00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:57,150 Oh, my God. 176 00:12:57,780 --> 00:12:58,920 Look at the baby's hand. 177 00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:03,260 What? It doesn't have a birthmark. 178 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:04,620 You know what that means? 179 00:13:05,319 --> 00:13:09,260 No. Why don't we come over to our place later on for a celebratory drink? 180 00:13:09,261 --> 00:13:12,419 Mrs Drysdale's baby had a birthmark on its hand, remember? 181 00:13:12,420 --> 00:13:14,340 Wow, you've got a photographic memory. 182 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:23,740 That baby isn't little baby Chris... There's been a mix -up. Quick, quick, 183 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:25,750 quick. You go and get the real baby Chris. 184 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:32,130 And I'll tell Mrs Drysdale she's got the wrong baby, OK? Quick, go, go, go! 185 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,530 Sorry. That's okay. 186 00:13:35,700 --> 00:13:36,750 It's a drive -down. 187 00:13:37,340 --> 00:13:38,390 It's a drive -down. 188 00:13:38,940 --> 00:13:39,990 It's a drive -down. 189 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:43,900 Hurties. Hurties. Go buy hurties. 190 00:14:25,579 --> 00:14:29,520 I'm taking the baby back. 191 00:14:29,521 --> 00:14:31,459 Frank, didn't you hear what she said? 192 00:14:31,460 --> 00:14:33,739 We'll probably spend the rest of our lives in jail. 193 00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:35,240 We've got to keep this a secret. 194 00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:39,229 Now that has got to be the secret. That's got to be the secret. 195 00:14:39,230 --> 00:14:42,720 Let's just hide over there until things calm down. I can think of a plan. 196 00:15:11,140 --> 00:15:16,460 When the wind blows, the cradle will rock. 197 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:21,780 When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall. 198 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:27,660 And down will come baby, cradle and all. 199 00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:38,480 Rock -a -bye baby, in the treetop. When the wind blows, the cradle will rock. 200 00:15:39,530 --> 00:15:42,870 And down will come baby Craig. 201 00:16:23,820 --> 00:16:25,960 But I became proud and egocentric. 202 00:16:26,620 --> 00:16:27,800 So you took them away. 203 00:16:29,620 --> 00:16:34,440 I'm sorry, Father. Please, give me another chance. 204 00:17:13,290 --> 00:17:15,970 Some of his formative years in Finland, Frank. 205 00:17:17,010 --> 00:17:21,249 My father was a diplomat, you see, and we moved around a lot at night. What are 206 00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:22,368 we doing with the sheets? 207 00:17:22,369 --> 00:17:26,339 We're husband and wife, you know. Right, okay, good, good, good plan, good plan. 208 00:17:26,340 --> 00:17:31,949 Somebody's coming in. Now we have to be subtle. We have to be careful not to 209 00:17:31,950 --> 00:17:33,030 overdo it, all right? 210 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:31,140 much security down there. We'll have to climb out that window. Come on. 211 00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:34,510 Quick, out here. 212 00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:37,040 Careful, careful, careful, careful. 213 00:18:37,041 --> 00:18:39,019 Okay, come on, come on. Quick, quick, quick. 214 00:18:39,020 --> 00:18:40,180 Come on, come on. 215 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:41,850 That's right. 216 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:03,810 down here. 217 00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:06,700 Afternoon. You work here, do you? 218 00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:08,810 Oh, yeah, I do. 219 00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:11,360 I collect cans from here. 220 00:19:12,220 --> 00:19:13,980 This is my designated area. 221 00:19:14,980 --> 00:19:16,030 Oh, thank you. 222 00:19:18,020 --> 00:19:19,800 Anything? No, baby, here. 223 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:21,320 Okay, you can go, thanks. 224 00:19:25,420 --> 00:19:27,830 Carl? Yeah? We really should have seatbelts on. 225 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,230 Frank? Yeah? You're a standard human being. 226 00:19:35,951 --> 00:19:43,239 survey. Hands up, who thinks it's pretty weird that we've got somebody else's 227 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:44,290 baby in our flat? 228 00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:53,560 What are we going to do? What the hell are we going to do? 229 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:56,450 I know. 230 00:19:56,740 --> 00:20:00,740 Why don't we just leave the baby in a public place with an anonymous note? 231 00:20:01,420 --> 00:20:04,240 Yes, good idea. Yes, great. Yes, well done. That's it. Yes. 232 00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:05,630 No. 233 00:20:06,180 --> 00:20:07,230 That won't work. 234 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,380 The babies have still been swapped. 235 00:20:09,660 --> 00:20:12,920 That's right. It's a stupid idea. Stupid, foolish, no good to us 236 00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:14,240 Stupid, stupid, stupid. 237 00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:19,860 But we could explain on the note that the babies have been swapped 238 00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:26,019 Yes! That's it! Fantastic! That's the one good idea. Love it, adore it, 239 00:20:26,020 --> 00:20:28,940 it. Bow down to it. It is brilliant. It is genius. 240 00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:31,010 No. 241 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:32,760 It'll arouse suspicion. 242 00:20:32,761 --> 00:20:36,909 You know, who is working with the babies? Who could have accidentally 243 00:20:36,910 --> 00:20:40,529 them? You're right, it's a stupid idea. Stupid, stupid idea. Hate it, deplore 244 00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:44,550 it, loathe it, can't stand it, detest it. You ought to be ashamed of yourself. 245 00:20:44,850 --> 00:20:49,150 You should. In fact, ideas like that make me feel physically ill. 246 00:20:50,170 --> 00:20:56,270 If you're going to come up with ideas like that, you can just... Get out! 247 00:20:57,550 --> 00:21:00,570 You should be pushed to the fringe of society and... 248 00:21:01,290 --> 00:21:03,090 Poked repeatedly with a sharp stick. 249 00:21:03,410 --> 00:21:06,810 Coming up with an idea like that. You are banished. 250 00:21:07,630 --> 00:21:08,680 You are banished. 251 00:21:10,110 --> 00:21:14,509 I don't know what's... Look, the baby's crying. It's obviously hungry. What are 252 00:21:14,510 --> 00:21:15,069 we going to do? 253 00:21:15,070 --> 00:21:16,570 I'm heating up some milk for it. 254 00:21:16,810 --> 00:21:17,860 Just hang on. 255 00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:21,800 See? 256 00:21:22,250 --> 00:21:24,130 But how do you know? 257 00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:26,250 You know, when it's hot enough. 258 00:21:26,310 --> 00:21:28,350 Oh, you feeble -minded little man. 259 00:21:29,490 --> 00:21:30,540 Watch. 260 00:21:33,930 --> 00:21:34,980 No, no, not yet. 261 00:21:35,850 --> 00:21:38,200 Right, what are we going to put it in to feed it? 262 00:21:41,910 --> 00:21:42,960 No, 263 00:21:46,850 --> 00:21:47,900 no, not yet. 264 00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:07,470 stupid situation is your fault. You're always getting us into trouble. 265 00:22:08,340 --> 00:22:10,320 You're much more stupider than me. 266 00:22:13,020 --> 00:22:15,360 Cole, I don't think that's a word. 267 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:18,400 Yes it is. It's just like pain -fleer. 268 00:22:20,020 --> 00:22:21,070 Pain -fleer? 269 00:22:21,260 --> 00:22:27,619 Yeah. For example, the man hurt the other man painfully and 270 00:22:27,620 --> 00:22:29,480 then he hurt him again. 271 00:22:30,220 --> 00:22:31,460 More pain -fleer. 272 00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:12,210 Much more smarter than you. 273 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,050 little one there. 274 00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:56,810 Come on. 275 00:23:57,060 --> 00:23:58,110 Give him here. 276 00:23:58,660 --> 00:24:04,339 Give the cute little adorable boy to me because he needs someone with that that 277 00:24:04,340 --> 00:24:06,360 feminine touch. You idiot. 278 00:24:07,340 --> 00:24:09,020 That's no way to speak to your wife. 279 00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:10,410 Shut up. 280 00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:12,730 Although I don't know why I'm so surprised. 281 00:24:12,780 --> 00:24:18,820 I mean you hardly touch me anymore. 282 00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:21,040 You've gone too far. 283 00:24:21,041 --> 00:24:26,139 And you haven't mentioned anything about the special effort that I've made. 284 00:24:26,140 --> 00:24:27,190 What? 285 00:24:27,940 --> 00:24:30,780 I'm wearing my hair in a completely different style. 286 00:24:31,220 --> 00:24:32,720 But you haven't said anything. 287 00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:34,880 Because you haven't even noticed. 288 00:24:35,660 --> 00:24:36,710 Have you? 289 00:24:37,860 --> 00:24:38,910 Have you? 290 00:24:41,700 --> 00:24:45,699 I can't believe this. What the hell are we doing? We've stolen a baby. We've 291 00:24:45,700 --> 00:24:46,980 stolen a bloody baby. 292 00:25:00,590 --> 00:25:02,670 Frank, the baby's a week old. 293 00:25:03,390 --> 00:25:09,290 Little Crip... Can't walk anywhere! 294 00:25:10,710 --> 00:25:14,870 Well, that's the kind of negative parenting that I've come to expect from 295 00:25:16,550 --> 00:25:19,930 Frank, it's time for you to learn a new word. 296 00:25:21,090 --> 00:25:22,140 Painfuliest. 297 00:25:40,459 --> 00:25:43,840 Don't miss the next episode of The Adventures of Lena and Woodley. 298 00:25:44,420 --> 00:25:49,199 Or do miss it. I mean, you know, do whatever you want. Yeah, all we're 299 00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:53,639 watch the exciting conclusion, if you're interested. But, yeah, it's totally up 300 00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:58,119 to you. I mean, we think it'd be great if you do watch it, but if you don't 301 00:25:58,120 --> 00:26:02,739 to, that's fine. Yeah, so we'll see you next week, if you want to watch. But if 302 00:26:02,740 --> 00:26:04,060 not, you know, fair enough. 303 00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:12,720 This is a show all about me. 304 00:26:12,980 --> 00:26:16,020 And all things I do is all that I've done. 305 00:26:16,420 --> 00:26:19,200 But I got a feeling it's going to be in the basement. 306 00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:21,220 Oh, it's going to get there. 307 00:26:21,270 --> 00:26:25,820 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 22470

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