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over here you stupid little skinny man
you're lucky you have a more intelligent
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friend around aren't you
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I got the feeling, got a bit of an
inkling.
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This is going to be one of those days.
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This is a show about me.
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And me. And all the things I do and all
the things I see.
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And also what I think. I got the
feeling, got a bit of an inkling.
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As long as we're together, it'll be
okay.
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You know, Cole, I reckon we're both as
dumb as each other.
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Both as dumb as each other.
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Both as dumb as each other.
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Both as dumb as each other. Both as dumb
as each other.
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Cole,
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red light!
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That was your fault. You distracted me.
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I just think that we're of equal
intelligence... Oh, my God!
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What? That man.
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Over there. Yeah, what about him?
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Can't you see?
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He's got a... He's got a... He's got
a... Beard!
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Yeah, so?
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He's got a beard, Carl.
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Didn't you know?
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I suffer from...
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Yes!
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Beard fear!
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Frank, what the hell are you talking
about?
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Beard fear!
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Beard fear, it's a... It's a phobia of
men with... Beard!
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He's coming over.
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He's coming over.
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Hello. Would you like your windscreen
washed?
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No! No! Get away from me!
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No!
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Okay, I was just asking.
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Be it for you.
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Be it for you.
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You are without doubt the stupidest
person I have ever met.
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ever made.
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do some lateral thinking games, okay? To
see who's the smartest.
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Do you know what a lateral thinking game
is?
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No.
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Well, I tell you a mystery story and you
have to try and guess what happened.
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Okay? And you're only allowed to ask yes
-no questions.
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Okay. Ready? Yep. Here we go.
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Fred and Ginger are lying on the floor
in a pool of water surrounded by broken
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glass. Dead.
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What happened?
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It's just a hypothetical.
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They don't really exist.
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Just try and guess what happened.
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Just play the game.
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I'm not in the mood for games, Carl.
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Not anymore, not after this terrible
tragedy.
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Yes, it's time for Australia's favourite
game show, Mindbender.
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This is the perfect intelligence test.
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Whoever can answer the most questions
before the players on the TV will be
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deemed the winner.
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Welcome to Mindbender. I'm Greg
Chalmers, filling in for Nick Hartley,
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vacation. Where's Nick Hartley? I love
the Nick Hartley.
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Players, test your buzzers. Hugo.
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Jemima.
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Colin.
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Frank.
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Let's get started.
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What is a glockenspiel?
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What somebody says when they're trying
to sell you a glockenspiel.
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What is the sum of the inside angles of
a triangle?
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Albert Einstein.
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Correct. Who created Tom Sawyer?
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Mr. and Mrs. Sawyer.
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Ix theology is the study of what?
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Albert Einstein.
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Correct.
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Name three prime numbers.
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Albert Einstein.
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hell are you doing?
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Well, I haven't got very much general
knowledge, Carl, so I thought I'd try
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using the law of averages.
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What is the chemical symbol for sulfur?
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Sugar. Yes, correct.
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I didn't actually squeeze my buzzer
there.
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So, Hugo and Jemima have been neck and
neck all show, so this question will
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decide tonight's winner.
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Who created the formula E equals MC
squared?
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Albert Einstein. Hugo.
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Albert Einstein.
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Correct!
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intelligent oh my god oh my god my brain
is just
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too big it's too heavy i can't keep it
up it's just too large frank
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there's something i have to tell you
there's just too much weight i
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can't hold it frank will you be quiet i
need
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to do i look peculiar
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Like, is my head out of proportion to my
body because it's just so huge? Frank,
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will you just shut up for a minute?
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Like, I need props.
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I need some sort of props to hold up my
head because my neck hasn't got enough
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strength. You know, and it's not all
easy being an incredibly intelligent
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person. There are, you know, bad sides.
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Like, no, there aren't any bad sides.
It's all fantastic.
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I am just incredibly intelligent. I am
just so unbelievably smart.
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Oh!
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Frank, what are... been trying to tell
you is I let you win this whole time
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I've been pretending to be dumb just so
you can feel better about yourself but
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I'm afraid I can't keep it up I hope
this
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doesn't sound like I'm overreacting
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and squashed with a hammer.
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I won fair and square and you know it.
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Okay, fine, sure. If that's what you
want to believe, that's fine by me.
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No way.
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No way. You can't do this.
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All right, all right. We'll play again
tomorrow night and when I beat you,
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there'll be no question.
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Okay, tomorrow night. Tomorrow night.
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Fine. Fine.
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Oh, no, hang on.
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I can't play tomorrow night. I've got a
doctor's appointment.
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Really? Yeah.
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Is everything okay?
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Yeah, it's fine. I think I'm just coming
down with a cold. Yeah, I'm sure
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everything's fine. I hope so.
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Yeah.
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So, uh... The next night!
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I didn't want to have to do this to you,
but you forced me into it.
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Just play the game.
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Let's get started with the first
question.
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What city was Marco Polo born in?
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Venice. Hugo.
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Correct.
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What is the speed of light?
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186 ,000 miles per second.
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Correct. Gee, that's fast.
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Between what years was the Second Opium
War between China and Britain fought?
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1856 to 1860.
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Hugo.
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1856 to 1860. Correct.
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Who am I?
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1969.
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Gee, Carl, I guess you are the more
intelligent.
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I'm tired.
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I'm going to bed. I'll see you tomorrow.
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Carl, I thought you were lying and...
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I guess there's something I should say.
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I'm sorry.
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That's why I'm afraid of beads.
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Hello.
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So, ladies and gentlemen, at this point,
I'd like you to meet a new member of
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our group.
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This is Frank.
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Hi, everyone.
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Frank, maybe you'd like to tell us your
story?
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Well, when I was a boy, my mum took me
to a theatre show of The Seven Dwarfs.
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It was fantastic.
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And afterwards, I hung around the stage
door for hours, and eventually, one of
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the dwarfs came out, and I rushed up to
him, and I asked him for an autograph.
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And he just took a drag on his
cigarette.
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And he blew smoke into my face.
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And then he said, piss off kid, I've got
your money, that's all I want.
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And that was happy.
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buying the ticket, Colin. That's okay,
Frank.
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I wish we didn't have that Ziffer
sitting behind us, though.
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Ziffer?
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Yeah, Ziffer. Don't you know what a
Ziffer is?
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A Ziffer is the guy that sits behind
you, and whenever something amazing
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in the film, he just sits there and
goes, Ziff.
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Nothing annoys me more than a Ziffer.
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I can't believe how much you've changed,
Colin. The last two weeks have just
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been amazing.
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Not only are you a genius, but you're so
generous too.
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Like, one night, you display your
supreme mind -bender skills. The next
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you take me out to a movie.
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Then, you impress me again with mind
-bender.
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The next night, we go out to dinner. One
night, amazing mind -bender. The next
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night, we go out again.
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I just can't believe it. I love this
strange, alternating lifestyle we've
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into.
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But, Cole, I don't want to lead you on
and then hurt your feelings because, you
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know...
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We could never be anything more than
just good friends.
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I've got to go to an automatic teller
machine.
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I've got to get some...
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Why
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did you do that?
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A guy I knew, Russell, once held his
nose when he sneezed and both his
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popped out of his face.
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Who's the man with the gun?
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What?
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Who's the man?
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With the gun?
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Oh, is this another lateral thinking
test?
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So there's a man with a gun.
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He's got a ski belt and a carver on.
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Is he out in the snow?
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No, he's standing right there.
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You're only allowed to answer yes, no or
irrelevant.
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No.
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I love these.
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Is the victim somebody that he knows?
No.
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Is he Caucasian? Irrelevant.
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I'm going to get this. I'm going to get
it.
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for the ballet The Nutcracker.
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Hugo. Tchaikovsky.
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Tchaikovsky.
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Tchaikovsky.
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Tchaikovsky.
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Tchaikovsky.
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Tchaik... Tchaikovsky!
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Oh, I must still have that cold. I've
been sneezing all day.
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Tchaikovsky!
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You know, Colin, if you've got a cold,
you really should cut out the dairy
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products. What's with the cheese stick?
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A guy I knew, Russell.
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I'm getting sick and tired of hearing
about this Russell.
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Oh, no, it's a different Russell.
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He was on his deathbed with pneumonia,
right? And his naturopath recommended
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that he cut out the dairy products. He
did so. The next day, he ran a 42
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-kilometre marathon.
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Really? Yep.
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Well, a guy I know, Russell also, was in
a terrible fire. He was burnt
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horrifically. All his limbs were
completely burnt off and his face was
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disfigured. Then he cut out the dairy
product.
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Miraculously, his arms and legs grew
back and now he's a highly paid model.
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Did that really happen?
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Wow,
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what
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an incredible story.
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Okay, thanks a lot. Bye.
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Frank, mindbender's starting.
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You know, you should go on the show,
Carl.
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You could win heaps of prizes.
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You are the game show god!
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Frank, come on. That sort of showing off
and parading of one's intelligence
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isn't my style.
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Gee, Carl.
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You're so clever, but you're so humble
as well.
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Frankie.
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Frankie wanky, come on.
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As far as I'm concerned, there are more
important things in this world besides
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intelligence.
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Honesty.
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Sensitivity.
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Humility.
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These are the qualities that I truly
value above all others.
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Aren't you a great car?
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Do you think I'll ever be as amazing as
you?
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Oh, sorry, I lost interest after I
stopped talking.
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Let's get started with the first
question.
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What do the initials DNA stand for?
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Deoxyribose nucleic acid. Deoxyribose
nucleic acid.
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Correct. What is the only fish with a
prehensile tail?
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The seahorse. The seahorse. Correct.
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Why not you?
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It looks like Janet. Who composed the
music for the ballet The Nutcracker?
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Tchaikovsky. Hugo. Bless you.
Tchaikovsky. Correct.
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Hugo's off to a great start tonight. The
pancreas. What internal organ creates
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insulin? My pancreas.
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What is the... Pancreas. Tchaikovsky.
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1860 to minus 40.
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Bill Clinton.
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Who composed the music for the ballet
The Nutcracker? Frank.
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Yeah. Okay.
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Obviously, I've got to make a
confession.
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I've been cheating. Okay.
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Great. Thursday night. Bye.
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What were you saying?
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Oh, weren't you watching me then?
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Oh, no. I was just on the phone to...
Russell.
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What was that? You said something about
a confession.
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There's something about the fact that
you've been... Cheesing!
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Cheesing.
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Yeah, cheesing!
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You know how I said I was going to cut
out dairy products?
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Well, I've been sneaking into the
kitchen when you haven't been around and
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cheesing down something rotten.
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But, sir, we are desperate.
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Look. I've already told you, boys.
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I'm sorry, if you can't afford to pay,
you can't stay here.
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But we have nowhere else to go.
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Will we have a trip or two to Germany?
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What's going on? Where are...
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Sorry, mate. You'll have to wait in the
green room, please.
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Hey,
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can I help you, fellas?
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No.
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Beats.
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Beats.
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Oh, thank you very much. Thank you.
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Welcome to Mindbender and thanks very
much to Greg for filling in while I was
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away.
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Alrighty, let's get set up for the game.
Let's meet our carryover champion
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tonight, Hugo.
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Sorry,
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Hugo. Big night for Hugo this evening
because if he wins tonight's program...
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Steel. All right, then. Let's play
Mindbender. Here we go. Round one. Hands
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buzzers. 20 points each to start, and
good luck to both of you.
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What is the famous gimmick of the rock
band ZZ Top?
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Hugo. They're long.
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No, taking too long to answer the
question there, Hugo.
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You've got to deduct five points from me
there. The answer, of course, was
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they're long beards. Never mind. Let's
try question number two. Here we go.
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What do the following have in common?
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Noah. Abraham Lincoln, Karl Marx, Ned
Kelly, Sigmund Freud, General Custer,
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Stevens, and the entire male cast of The
Fiddler on the Roof.
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Well, no time's up. Never mind, of
course, the answer is they all have
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Everyone's big, bushy beards. We have
thin beards, black beards, black beards,
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grey beards, curly beards sometimes, or
we have straight, long beards. Every
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single one of us.
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Darling, darling, I love you so much.
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But how could you love me?
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I'm such a freak.
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Cole, it's time for you and I to go
shopping.
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Hello, Samantha.
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And what are we having to gift shop
tonight?
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It's camping gear, Nick. Camping gear
indeed. Presented, it seems, by our very
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good friends from the Rounders
Bushwalking Club.
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And I can see that you've got some of
your bushwalking friends in the audience
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tonight. Good to have you in,
bushwalking friends in the audience.
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Okay.
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You're my lawyer.
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There must be something you can do.
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They're suing me for malpractice.
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My life has been ruined by... Beards.
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I hate beards. I hate them!
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Oh, my God.
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00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:37,000
I need to make an appointment to see
you.
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which means that Cole tonight is our
winner.
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Well done.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I have to agree,
an extraordinary result in the history
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00:24:47,140 --> 00:24:51,359
Mindbender. That's the first time
anyone's won the program without
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answering a single question. So a big
round of applause for Cole once again.
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Sadly, Hugo's leaving us, our previous
champion. Hello, mate. Do you know where
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we can get the beer?
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And the good news for you, Cole, is that
you have won a trip for two to Germany.
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How do you feel about that, Cole?
335
00:25:10,460 --> 00:25:11,510
How about Einstein?
336
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:15,040
Yeah, good on you, Cole.
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00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:18,919
Still got that sense of humour. Well,
it's time for Samantha and I to say
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-night to you all. Thanks for watching.
We'll see you tomorrow night. And I must
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say that this new beard of mine, I think
it'd be rather becoming. I think I
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quite like it. A bit itchy on the old
nose, though, but apart from that... Oh,
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excuse me.
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No!
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I'm sorry I lied to you, Frank.
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Yes, well, I'm a bit confused.
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Excuse me.
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This may sound like a strange and
desperate request, but I've been
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could I please have your airline...
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00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:20,010
You saved my life.
349
00:26:22,020 --> 00:26:27,780
Well, your beard saved my life.
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00:26:28,940 --> 00:26:32,440
And Carl, I don't think I've got beard
fear anymore.
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Thank you.
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Thank you. What can I ever do to repay
you?
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Bye -bye.
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Bye -bye, helmet.
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00:26:52,230 --> 00:26:53,350
Bye -bye, Carl.
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00:26:55,110 --> 00:26:58,130
Bye -bye, bearded German man who took my
trip to Germany.
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00:26:59,130 --> 00:27:01,810
You know, Carl, I still don't quite
understand.
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I set the video to record and learnt the
answers.
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But how could you?
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I'm sorry.
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00:27:08,641 --> 00:27:12,889
No, I mean, how could you set the video
to record? I wouldn't have a clue how to
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do that.
363
00:27:14,651 --> 00:27:17,049
It seems so complicated.
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00:27:17,050 --> 00:27:18,929
Like, there's so many different little
factors you have to take into
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consideration. Like, all those different
buttons. I mean, like, there's that
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plus and minus button. Do you use them?
I mean, I'm never, ever very good at
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maths, so that's a write -off for me
right from the start. And then there's
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00:27:29,610 --> 00:27:32,289
other button. What is it? The next
button. Do you use that, like, just when
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you're going to program for the next
show?
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00:27:34,350 --> 00:27:37,900
You get a blank video cassette, right?
Right. And you put it into the VCR.
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00:27:37,901 --> 00:27:39,489
Oh, you need a video cassette?
372
00:27:39,490 --> 00:27:41,949
Yes, you need a blank one to get the
program actually on.
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00:27:41,950 --> 00:27:42,969
Oh, right. Where do you get that?
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00:27:42,970 --> 00:27:44,020
You get it from a shop.
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00:27:44,021 --> 00:27:47,529
Oh, right. Any sort of shop. Or just...
Well, usually like a video shop. Oh, so
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00:27:47,530 --> 00:27:49,359
you have to hire it. No, you don't hire
it.
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