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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,420 --> 00:00:19,099 Hello there, sir. What I'd really like you to do is take a look at this little 2 00:00:19,100 --> 00:00:23,179 baby. This little baby is an incredible piece of state -of -the -art video 3 00:00:23,180 --> 00:00:29,599 merchandise and you can keep it in your pocket because it's pocket -sized. It 4 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:33,940 goes into one's pocket like... Not that pocket, but this pocket. 5 00:00:34,900 --> 00:00:35,950 Did you see that? 6 00:00:35,951 --> 00:00:39,839 Did you see what happened then? It went into his pocket because it's pocket 7 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:42,220 -sized. In, out. 8 00:00:42,870 --> 00:00:47,090 In, out, in, out, in, out, in, out, in, out. What am I doing? 9 00:00:47,650 --> 00:00:48,700 What am I doing? 10 00:00:48,830 --> 00:00:52,449 What am I doing? I'm walking around with it in my pocket, and I can do that 11 00:00:52,450 --> 00:00:54,150 because it's pocket -sized. 12 00:00:54,810 --> 00:00:59,550 It is a pocket -sized... It's pocket -sized. 13 00:01:00,290 --> 00:01:01,350 It's pocket -sized. 14 00:01:03,030 --> 00:01:04,170 It's pocket -sized. 15 00:01:05,690 --> 00:01:07,830 It's pocket -sized. 16 00:01:10,820 --> 00:01:12,960 It's the size of a pocket! 17 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:19,690 Megascreen TV, madam. An excellent purchase, may I say. 18 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:23,979 Now, service is what we're all about here at Electroland, so my partner and I 19 00:01:23,980 --> 00:01:26,330 will carry it out to the car for you, if you wish. 20 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:29,660 All right, madam, where's the car? 21 00:01:30,580 --> 00:01:33,320 Oh, it's on the top floor. 22 00:01:33,740 --> 00:01:35,580 Oh, that's okay. We'll just take the... 23 00:01:38,380 --> 00:01:39,520 Stairs. 24 00:02:40,490 --> 00:02:42,950 I get the feeling, got a bit of an inkling. 25 00:02:43,590 --> 00:02:46,570 This is going to be one of those days. 26 00:02:47,270 --> 00:02:50,070 This is a show all about me. 27 00:02:50,390 --> 00:02:54,230 And me. And all the things I do and all the things I see. 28 00:02:54,450 --> 00:02:57,890 And also what I see. I get the feeling, got a bit of an inkling. 29 00:02:58,490 --> 00:03:01,570 As long as we're together, it'll be okay. 30 00:03:47,210 --> 00:03:48,950 What's the matter with you, Colin? 31 00:03:49,450 --> 00:03:51,800 You've been moping around the house for hours. 32 00:03:52,730 --> 00:03:55,560 When are we ever going to keep a job for more than one day? 33 00:03:56,010 --> 00:03:57,390 It's not the end of the world. 34 00:03:58,970 --> 00:04:01,620 I think we should just put all our problems behind us. 35 00:04:07,490 --> 00:04:08,670 We should move on. 36 00:04:10,130 --> 00:04:12,540 Why don't we go out tonight and have a good time? 37 00:04:13,590 --> 00:04:15,090 Maybe we should go down the pub. 38 00:04:20,840 --> 00:04:24,140 We might even make some girls. 39 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:27,140 Oh, yeah. 40 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:29,580 Oh, yeah. 41 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:32,020 Oh, yeah. 42 00:04:32,220 --> 00:04:36,460 All right, I'll just go to my door. 43 00:04:36,900 --> 00:04:42,980 Are you going to say... That's better. 44 00:04:44,620 --> 00:04:47,000 I really... think we should go out? 45 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:50,560 It's worth a try. I don't think so. 46 00:04:50,561 --> 00:04:51,919 Give it a chance. 47 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:52,839 There's no way. 48 00:04:52,840 --> 00:04:53,479 Come on, Cole. 49 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:54,279 I'm not sure. 50 00:04:54,280 --> 00:04:56,959 Could just work. Do you really think so? You never know. But I just don't. 51 00:04:56,960 --> 00:05:00,039 You're coming round. I think I am. That's the way. Let's give it a try. I'm 52 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:01,500 you. So am I. Come on, let's go. 53 00:05:01,501 --> 00:05:02,979 Better get ready. Good idea. 54 00:05:02,980 --> 00:05:03,739 I'm hitting the shower. 55 00:05:03,740 --> 00:05:04,920 I am too. No, you're not. 56 00:05:05,101 --> 00:05:07,499 I'd like to shower alone. 57 00:05:07,500 --> 00:05:08,550 I mean, I like you. 58 00:05:08,551 --> 00:05:11,839 I like you a lot. And we're going to go out tonight. It's going to be great. But 59 00:05:11,840 --> 00:05:14,910 I'd rather shower by myself if that's all the same to you. Okay. 60 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:39,800 Hey! What are you doing with that? 61 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:41,120 I found it in my pocket. 62 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:44,290 I must have left it there when I was showing that customer. 63 00:05:45,140 --> 00:05:46,860 But it's there for the boss day. 64 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:48,240 What's he going to do? 65 00:05:48,420 --> 00:05:49,470 Fire us again? 66 00:05:50,020 --> 00:05:51,340 I'll take it back tomorrow. 67 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:53,800 I thought we could make a little... 68 00:05:56,680 --> 00:05:57,730 bits. Get out of here! 69 00:05:57,731 --> 00:06:01,039 There's a smaller lucrative market for films like this, Carl, but I have to get 70 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:02,090 a good view. Hang on. 71 00:06:02,091 --> 00:06:03,439 Don't move. 72 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:07,899 I'll shoot you from here. I'll kill you. I swear I'll kill you. Put that thing 73 00:06:07,900 --> 00:06:09,900 down or you'll regret it. 74 00:06:10,260 --> 00:06:11,460 Go into the other room. 75 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:12,930 Go! 76 00:06:36,330 --> 00:06:38,010 You've got some chalk on your face. 77 00:06:40,570 --> 00:06:41,620 Is it gone? 78 00:06:41,890 --> 00:06:42,940 No. 79 00:06:43,610 --> 00:06:45,670 Is it gone? 80 00:06:46,490 --> 00:06:47,540 Not really. 81 00:06:48,621 --> 00:06:50,649 Is it gone? 82 00:06:50,650 --> 00:06:51,700 No. 83 00:06:52,430 --> 00:06:53,480 It's gone now? 84 00:06:53,710 --> 00:06:55,310 Yeah. All gone. 85 00:07:05,570 --> 00:07:08,410 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Bernies, Bernies, bulky Bernies. 86 00:07:25,310 --> 00:07:31,129 You know, Frank, I think we're just kidding ourselves. We're not going to 87 00:07:31,130 --> 00:07:32,180 any girls. 88 00:07:32,730 --> 00:07:33,930 It's not going to happen. 89 00:07:34,160 --> 00:07:35,600 You're right, it's hopeless. 90 00:07:36,160 --> 00:07:38,020 Us and girls just don't seem to mix. 91 00:07:38,780 --> 00:07:41,480 As much as we'd like to believe it, it's a fantasy. 92 00:07:41,481 --> 00:07:42,939 Hi, fellas. 93 00:07:42,940 --> 00:07:45,040 Excuse me, I'm talking to my friend here. 94 00:07:45,041 --> 00:07:49,139 I don't think there's any way in the world that we're... I just thought that 95 00:07:49,140 --> 00:07:50,460 might like to play doubles. 96 00:07:51,100 --> 00:07:52,150 Rude! 97 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:57,360 You know, there's no way in the world that we're going to... 98 00:08:06,860 --> 00:08:09,390 I put some music on to create the right atmosphere. 99 00:08:10,620 --> 00:08:11,960 How about some jazz? 100 00:08:27,180 --> 00:08:29,180 Yeah, not that sort of jazz. Right, okay. 101 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:31,770 All right. 102 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:34,740 How about a bit of this then? 103 00:09:08,630 --> 00:09:12,010 How about I get us all a bit of a drink, eh? 104 00:09:13,070 --> 00:09:14,120 Right. 105 00:09:14,710 --> 00:09:15,760 Don't go away. 106 00:09:16,430 --> 00:09:19,710 I'll be back in two shakes of a lamb's tail. 107 00:09:21,370 --> 00:09:22,420 Bam! 108 00:09:25,930 --> 00:09:30,269 If you stepped there, lived there for nine years, you'd think I'd remember it 109 00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:31,320 was there. 110 00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:57,530 Colin, it's all set up. No, don't show that video. 111 00:09:58,780 --> 00:09:59,830 Don't show it. 112 00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:05,520 Maybe I can make a film of you guys. No, don't video that. 113 00:10:36,700 --> 00:10:37,750 ladies. 114 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:39,220 Sorry, what is it we've got? 115 00:10:41,860 --> 00:10:42,910 There you go. 116 00:10:43,620 --> 00:10:44,670 There you go. 117 00:10:45,540 --> 00:10:46,590 There you go. 118 00:11:11,050 --> 00:11:12,490 kitchen for a minute, please. 119 00:11:17,630 --> 00:11:23,690 Frank, do you realise what's going on here? This is the chance of a lifetime. 120 00:11:23,830 --> 00:11:24,880 Don't stuff it up. 121 00:11:26,070 --> 00:11:27,930 We've got to really impress the girls. 122 00:11:28,830 --> 00:11:32,500 What can we do to really impress them? What can we do? What can we do? I know. 123 00:11:32,890 --> 00:11:35,350 I could do my old man impersonation. 124 00:11:35,351 --> 00:11:36,989 What's that? 125 00:11:36,990 --> 00:11:38,090 No, they'll love this. 126 00:11:38,330 --> 00:11:42,969 All I need is some spring onions. Hold on. Here we go. You know how, like, when 127 00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:48,610 men get older, the hair in their nose and their ears keeps growing? 128 00:11:49,030 --> 00:11:51,680 Well, this is what I'm going to look like when I'm old. 129 00:11:55,610 --> 00:11:57,840 I don't think that's such a good idea, Frank. 130 00:11:58,690 --> 00:11:59,740 Come on. 131 00:12:00,450 --> 00:12:03,370 We've got to work out which girl goes with which boy. 132 00:12:03,371 --> 00:12:06,329 Do you like one of the girls in particular? 133 00:12:06,330 --> 00:12:07,380 Yep. 134 00:12:07,390 --> 00:12:08,890 Which one? The dark one. 135 00:12:09,510 --> 00:12:10,560 No, the blonde one. 136 00:12:11,050 --> 00:12:13,210 I like them both in particular. 137 00:12:13,970 --> 00:12:16,800 I just can't believe this is working out so beautifully. 138 00:12:16,801 --> 00:12:18,229 Hey, guys. 139 00:12:18,230 --> 00:12:19,280 Guys, come quick. 140 00:12:20,090 --> 00:12:21,140 Look. 141 00:12:21,590 --> 00:12:24,270 We just saw a man rob the house across the road. 142 00:12:24,271 --> 00:12:27,689 Yeah, it was incredible. He just smashed the glass door to get out and then ran 143 00:12:27,690 --> 00:12:31,709 off down the street. Yeah, but before he ran away, he took his balaclava off. We 144 00:12:31,710 --> 00:12:35,409 got a really great look at his face. He had long, red, curly hair. Right. And 145 00:12:35,410 --> 00:12:37,030 like a handle -button, it's dark. 146 00:12:37,031 --> 00:12:42,679 What's the phone number of the police station so we can tell the cops? I think 147 00:12:42,680 --> 00:12:44,850 the cops would know their own phone number. 148 00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:48,090 Dial 000. 149 00:12:49,620 --> 00:12:52,090 Damn, this phone's only got buttons. Give it that. 150 00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:54,990 You call the cops and you tell them what you saw. 151 00:12:56,260 --> 00:12:58,060 No, look, we can't do that. 152 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,170 There's something that we need to tell you. 153 00:13:02,180 --> 00:13:03,230 We're both married. 154 00:13:07,260 --> 00:13:08,310 Sorry. 155 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:17,640 So that is why you didn't want to be videoed. Yeah. 156 00:13:18,180 --> 00:13:21,360 Not only are we married, but our husbands can be very jealous. 157 00:13:22,100 --> 00:13:23,150 Violently jealous. 158 00:13:23,420 --> 00:13:27,380 I don't think they'd be very happy if they found out we were here with two 159 00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:29,410 Two men? 160 00:13:29,940 --> 00:13:30,990 What two men? 161 00:13:34,020 --> 00:13:35,100 Where are the two men? 162 00:13:37,949 --> 00:13:38,999 You're the two men. 163 00:13:40,550 --> 00:13:41,710 We're the two men! 164 00:13:45,630 --> 00:13:49,970 That's right, and if they found out, well, they'd kill a lot of us. 165 00:13:51,750 --> 00:13:52,890 They'd kill all of us. 166 00:13:54,390 --> 00:13:57,510 They'd kill us, the new girls, and the two men. 167 00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:00,540 Wow. 168 00:14:01,070 --> 00:14:02,450 That sticks people dead. 169 00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:05,750 We're the two men. 170 00:14:07,111 --> 00:14:14,739 It's really quite simple. Why don't you ring the police and tell them that you 171 00:14:14,740 --> 00:14:17,570 saw the robbery? You can give a description of the thief. 172 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:20,330 OK. 173 00:14:20,331 --> 00:14:23,039 All right, thanks a lot, officer. 174 00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:24,090 OK, see you. 175 00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:29,419 Well, apparently he's a really well -known criminal, and with such a perfect 176 00:14:29,420 --> 00:14:32,999 description, it couldn't be anyone else, so it's really straightforward. 177 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,710 Well, you know, this has been really quite upsetting. 178 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:36,890 I think we should go. 179 00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:38,920 Go? Go? 180 00:14:39,660 --> 00:14:41,050 Yeah. Me too. 181 00:14:41,270 --> 00:14:42,590 You really don't have to go. 182 00:14:42,591 --> 00:14:45,529 Hey, why don't you give us your phone number and we'll give you a call. You 183 00:14:45,530 --> 00:14:47,149 come out, you know, another time. 184 00:14:47,150 --> 00:14:47,749 I don't think so. 185 00:14:47,750 --> 00:14:49,250 You know, we can play some more. 186 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:19,790 And now it's just back to our boring, normal selves. 187 00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:21,530 So no more. 188 00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:24,530 In. 189 00:17:24,940 --> 00:17:25,990 All right? 190 00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:33,730 Hello, 191 00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:40,920 officers. Good morning. 192 00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:44,210 I am Sergeant Pierce. This is Constable Abernathy. 193 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:45,780 And we need to talk to you. 194 00:17:45,781 --> 00:17:49,119 Are you the person who reported the robbery across the road last night? 195 00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:50,400 Uh, yes. 196 00:17:50,620 --> 00:17:51,670 Yes, I am. 197 00:17:51,980 --> 00:17:53,900 Right, well, that's very interesting. 198 00:17:55,180 --> 00:17:56,680 Take a look around, Constable. 199 00:17:57,920 --> 00:18:02,319 You see, the description you gave was an absolutely perfect match for a very 200 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:03,460 well -known petty crim. 201 00:18:04,460 --> 00:18:05,960 So things seemed open and shut. 202 00:18:07,180 --> 00:18:10,100 Unfortunately, he has an absolutely airtight alibi. 203 00:18:10,101 --> 00:18:14,379 In fact, he was streaking at the cricket on live television at about the time of 204 00:18:14,380 --> 00:18:15,430 the robbery. 205 00:18:15,530 --> 00:18:16,790 He showed his nudie bits? 206 00:18:18,570 --> 00:18:19,620 That's right. 207 00:18:19,630 --> 00:18:21,800 And it was witnessed by millions of people. 208 00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:25,229 He was arrested and then released about a half an hour later. 209 00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:28,840 Would have been impossible for him to have been here at the time you said. 210 00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:30,030 But I don't understand. 211 00:18:31,050 --> 00:18:32,370 Let me tell you what I think. 212 00:18:34,410 --> 00:18:37,240 I think you two guys are trying to set up that poor bugger. 213 00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:40,829 You knew that everyone would assume that someone with a record like his was 214 00:18:40,830 --> 00:18:42,010 guilty. But... 215 00:18:43,850 --> 00:18:45,110 Found this behind the bar. 216 00:18:45,310 --> 00:18:46,390 Ah, what have we here? 217 00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:51,790 A maroon tracksuit. 218 00:18:54,330 --> 00:18:55,380 A torch. 219 00:18:56,330 --> 00:18:57,890 And a black balaclava. 220 00:18:57,891 --> 00:19:00,589 Now, these look familiar, don't they, Constable? 221 00:19:00,590 --> 00:19:01,409 Yes, Sergeant. 222 00:19:01,410 --> 00:19:04,569 It's exactly what the carpet was wearing when he was captured on the security 223 00:19:04,570 --> 00:19:06,310 video of the burgled house. 224 00:19:07,450 --> 00:19:09,150 My God, we've been set up! 225 00:19:09,370 --> 00:19:10,420 You've been set up? 226 00:19:10,770 --> 00:19:12,050 You must be kidding. 227 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:18,320 No, that's why they didn't want to be videoed. 228 00:19:18,321 --> 00:19:19,679 Don't move. 229 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:20,880 I'll shoot you from here. 230 00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:22,090 I'll kill you. 231 00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:23,820 I swear I'll kill you. 232 00:19:24,620 --> 00:19:25,940 Put that thing down. 233 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:27,740 Or you'll regret it. 234 00:19:28,740 --> 00:19:29,900 Go into the other room. 235 00:19:30,820 --> 00:19:31,870 Go. 236 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:32,970 Move. 237 00:19:32,971 --> 00:19:38,799 Frank, quick, let's get out the window and climb down the fire escape. Come on, 238 00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:39,850 quick. 239 00:20:11,620 --> 00:20:12,670 In here, quick! 240 00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:57,310 Carl, I was thinking, is it too late to change places? 241 00:21:22,791 --> 00:21:24,769 Frank was incredible. 242 00:21:24,770 --> 00:21:27,929 I just saw the guy with the red curly hair and the scarred face. I don't know 243 00:21:27,930 --> 00:21:31,000 where we are and I don't know what's going on, but I saw the guy. 244 00:21:31,210 --> 00:21:32,260 Frank? 245 00:21:35,430 --> 00:21:36,710 Frank? Frank? 246 00:21:37,350 --> 00:21:38,710 Were you asleep? 247 00:21:40,010 --> 00:21:42,360 I'm sorry, I always nod off in moving vehicles. 248 00:21:49,290 --> 00:21:52,060 Let's look in the window and see if we can see the two men. 249 00:21:53,149 --> 00:21:54,199 We're the two men. 250 00:22:06,350 --> 00:22:07,430 We're not the two men. 251 00:22:07,690 --> 00:22:08,930 We're not the two men. 252 00:22:09,270 --> 00:22:13,489 We were the two men, but now we're not the two men. We are two men, but we're 253 00:22:13,490 --> 00:22:14,570 not the two men. 254 00:22:15,070 --> 00:22:17,210 We're not the two... 255 00:23:58,700 --> 00:23:59,750 Hold on. 256 00:24:11,291 --> 00:24:12,759 Stupid 257 00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:19,919 bloody 258 00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:21,480 idiots! Look what you've done! 259 00:24:42,540 --> 00:24:45,130 Apology. I think the skinny one had his video camera. 260 00:24:45,260 --> 00:24:47,060 You morons stay here. We'll handle it. 261 00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:57,450 They're coming. 262 00:24:57,620 --> 00:24:58,670 The girls. 263 00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:00,520 The blonde one. And the dark one. 264 00:25:01,260 --> 00:25:02,700 Which one do you like better? 265 00:25:02,701 --> 00:25:05,759 Look, there's a car park. Let's hide in there. 266 00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:08,739 I'm going to regret meeting those girls until the day I die. If you live that 267 00:25:08,740 --> 00:25:11,259 long. Well, that sounded funny, you know, because of course I'm going to 268 00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:12,700 until the day I die. Shut up! 269 00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:17,100 I think they went down this way. 270 00:25:17,340 --> 00:25:18,840 Hang on there, they're up here. 271 00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:27,730 Um, 272 00:25:32,020 --> 00:25:33,070 Cole? 273 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:34,480 We can't park here. 274 00:25:34,481 --> 00:25:35,739 We're not allowed. 275 00:25:35,740 --> 00:25:38,779 It's a personal car space. It's only for A. Beretta. We're running for our 276 00:25:38,780 --> 00:25:41,010 lives! We're allowed to do whatever we want. 277 00:25:43,190 --> 00:25:46,550 But you can get quite a substantial fine for parking illegally. 278 00:25:46,910 --> 00:25:48,250 It's not even our car. 279 00:25:48,490 --> 00:25:50,010 It's a stolen car, you... 280 00:26:15,340 --> 00:26:18,770 away once. Would you just shut up about the car space thing, alright? 281 00:26:22,420 --> 00:26:23,470 Come on, people. 282 00:26:24,060 --> 00:26:25,620 This doesn't have to get ugly. 283 00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:29,320 Just hand over the video and we can all go home. 284 00:26:29,321 --> 00:26:33,079 The video camera's in my pocket and that's where it's going to stay. It fits 285 00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:34,940 my pocket because it's pocket -sized. 286 00:26:35,100 --> 00:26:38,740 It just so happens that this is also pocket -sized. 287 00:26:45,450 --> 00:26:46,500 Be careful there. 288 00:26:46,770 --> 00:26:49,430 We wouldn't want you cute boys to get hurt. 289 00:26:49,910 --> 00:26:52,920 Are you just saying we're cute so you can get the video back? 290 00:26:53,330 --> 00:26:54,650 Of course not. 291 00:26:56,430 --> 00:26:58,540 I don't know whether to believe her or not. 292 00:26:59,310 --> 00:27:01,290 Will you give us the video or won't you? 293 00:27:01,810 --> 00:27:02,860 No. 294 00:27:03,130 --> 00:27:04,390 Just about enough of this. 295 00:27:04,870 --> 00:27:05,920 Hey, what are you... 296 00:27:34,830 --> 00:27:37,990 I reckon we are the two men. 297 00:27:43,330 --> 00:27:46,890 I win. 298 00:27:47,530 --> 00:27:48,580 Right. 299 00:27:53,130 --> 00:27:58,510 I wouldn't describe myself as a hero, you know. 300 00:27:58,710 --> 00:28:00,210 I'll leave that up to the media. 301 00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:13,560 Get that camera off my nudie bits! 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