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I don't eat the pizza!
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Oh, Jesus!
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Jesus! Jesus!
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Jesus!
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Hot!
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Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
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And stuck!
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Hot! And stuck!
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Burnies, burnies, hot pizza burnies!
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Watch it, mate.
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Oh.
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Pizza?
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That's it. Can we have some pizza?
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You want some pizza?
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Stupid.
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What'd you say?
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He called you a stupid moron.
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Morons, are we?
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We'll never see you again.
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We won't be so friendly.
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Good park.
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I got a feeling.
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Got a bit of an inkling.
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This is gonna be one of those days.
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This is a show.
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And me. And all the things I do, and all
the things I see. And also what I see.
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I get a feeling, got a bit of an
inkling, as long as we're together.
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believe you sometimes, Frank.
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If it wasn't for your big mouth, we
would never have gotten fired.
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And I don't think you understand how
serious this is.
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Pizza was my life.
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I was a pizza man. It was in my blood.
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My whole identity was wrapped up in
delivering pizza.
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It was what I did.
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It was who I was.
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It was our first day.
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Okay, but it felt right.
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And now it's all gone.
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And guess what?
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I think when we lost our job, we lost
our friendship too.
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I'm sorry, Frank, but you've proved time
and time again what a selfish and
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irresponsible person you are.
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And frankly, I don't think I can be your
friend anymore.
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What do you mean you can't be my friend?
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Carl, our friendship can't be over.
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You're the only friend I've got.
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Come on, Carl.
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You're making a mountain out of a very
big hill.
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Look, why don't we just... Get away from
me!
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Just get away!
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I jarred my finger then.
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It got caught on your shirt and jarred.
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You did that on purpose.
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You pushed me.
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You made sure that your shirt was
hanging in such a way that when I pushed
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my finger would get caught!
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Oh, that's ridiculous.
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You did it on purpose. You did.
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You're an on -purpose jarrer.
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To think I used to be your friend.
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I was a friend of an on -purpose jar.
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Oh. I thought I knew you.
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I didn't think you were perfect, but I
didn't think you were this evil. I
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think you were an on -purpose jar.
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I'm going. I'm getting out of here.
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Don't you think you're overreacting? I'm
not overreacting.
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You can't be trusted.
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You've changed. You've gone weird.
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I'm going.
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There must be some way that we can save
our friendship.
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Hey, there's a long weekend coming up.
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Why don't we get away and have a great
time together?
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Come on, Carl. Come on, give it a
chance.
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The boys, back together again.
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Come on.
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Like we used to be.
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Come on, the boys on the loose.
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Looking for action.
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What?
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that beach holiday. Then we got up to
all that wild stuff.
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And you, you had that affair with that
married woman.
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I'm getting confused.
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I was sure that was you.
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Did we ever help a whale get free?
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Don't push it.
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I nearly forgot.
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Why are you taking an oar? In case we
hire a canoe.
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Yeah, but the canoes come with oars. I
want to use my oar. Why?
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My great, great, great grandfather gave
me this oar. What?
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He gave it to me a few years ago. It's
one of my most prized possessions.
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How could your great, great, great
grandfather have given it to you? He
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have died about 100 years ago.
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No, he's still alive.
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Oh, sorry.
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He's not my grandfather's father's
father's father.
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He's just my normal grandfather, but
he's a really great, great, great
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grandfather.
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He's really great.
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I love him.
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Stretchy straps.
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There we go. One.
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All right. There's two.
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All right. Be careful. Be careful.
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Careful. All right. Where's the other?
Right. There we go.
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Frank, whatever you do, don't let go of
your N.
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What? I said don't let go.
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No, I can't.
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Okay, Frank, let's just check the things
we had to do before we left the house.
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Firstly, the things I had to do.
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Check the doors and windows are locked.
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Yep. Plan the route and check the map.
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Yep. Cancel the paper delivery.
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Yep. Defrost the fridge.
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Yep. Water the plants.
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Yep. Remind the neighbours to feed the
cat.
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Yep. Cole, we haven't got a cat. But
their cat's looking really skinny.
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Right, Frank, those are the things I
have to do. What was the one simple task
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that you had to achieve? That was to
book the caravan park.
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I was wondering if I could book a
caravan for you. Frank, what are you
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You weirdo!
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Who was that?
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Some crank ticker.
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But I didn't hear the phone ring.
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I called him.
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Come on, Frank, we've got to get out of
here.
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I've just got to call Grandma Cole and
let her know that we're going away. You
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know how she worries?
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All right, but make it quick.
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I was wondering if I could book a
caravan for the weekend.
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No, no, no, this weekend starting today.
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Yeah, I know it's late notice, but
you've got to... Nothing at all.
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Look, you've got to fit it in.
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You see, my mate Cole, he's going to
kill me. In fact, I am not asking you.
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I am telling you that you have to get us
a caravan.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Frank, what's wrong?
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Grandad's dead.
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Frank, didn't your grandad die five
years ago?
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I think it's time you got over it.
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Remember? We were sitting at home and
you had to go down to the shops and I
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the phone call saying that he died and
when you got back from the shops I
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told...
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wrong frank frank stop shaking what are
you nervous or something no i'm i'm
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shivering because i've i've got a fever
i've i've caught the flu and i'm too
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sick to go on the holiday
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Satan. You were meant to write, I love
Satan.
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What are people going to think when they
read, I love Sutton?
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Hey, mate, do I look like the kind of
guy who'd be into Quality Manchester?
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Hey, you look familiar.
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Do I know you?
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Uh... Uh... Uh... Uh... Uh... Uh...
Uh...
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He's my cousin.
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He's from overseas.
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He's on holiday.
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All right.
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Fair enough.
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Hey, I know you.
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You're that pizza dude.
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Hey, guys, Mr Pizza's back in town.
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orders ready yet? Oh, they're just out
the back. I'll go and grab them.
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Well,
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I'll see you soon.
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So much to teach those hoons a lesson.
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Hey, cop.
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Can you remember that film that we saw
once about those two pizza delivery guys
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who got hassled by a gang of hoons? I
love that film.
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That was us.
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That wasn't a film.
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That was us!
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That'll be the doctor!
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The doctor?
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Come on, Frank, it's going to be fine.
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It's for your own good.
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This won't hurt a bit.
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Okay, Doctor, I'm sure you know what you
do.
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Annie Boy!
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The pipes, the pipes are cool.
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I know that, but I don't think you
understand my position.
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You have to get us a caravan.
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A week.
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No, you obviously don't understand.
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In a week, I'll be dead.
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Bye. Carl, I've only got a week to live.
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That was the doctor.
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She said you were fine.
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She got back some surprise test results.
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I'm sorry I've been so hard on you.
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I'm sorry.
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Come here.
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Tom, you don't... Come here, Matty, come
on. You don't usually... You've
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never...
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So am I to understand that... Right, I
understand.
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Thanks for calling.
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Gifted, that was Frank.
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It was the man from the caravan park.
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And guess what?
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He's had a cancellation.
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He can fit us in.
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Even though we haven't bought...
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Surprise!
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Now, what the hell's going on?
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You're going to tell me the truth and
you're going to tell me now!
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All right.
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All right, if you want the truth, I'll
tell you the truth.
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I am an alien.
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Frank!
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Now, you are going to stand here and
tell me the
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truth!
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party for me have you or have you not
been sick
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did you or did you not ring your
grandmother
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did you or did you not receive a prank
get off me
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here's the biggie
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did you or did you not book the caravan
like i
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You call yourself my friend, but you
never show it.
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You never do anything for me.
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You're so dumb, aren't you?
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You're such an idiot.
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You're so stupendous.
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I don't think you know what that word
means. I know exactly what it means.
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And you're just jealous.
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Because you know I'm so much better.
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You know I'm superfluous.
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Is that how you count me down?
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I'm going to count to three.
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And if you're not down, I'm going to get
you down myself.
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One!
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Hello, Mr.
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Pizza Man.
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It's about time we made pizza out of
you.
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Oh, no.
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He's got a sprain.
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A sprain.
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Oh, no, don't.
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Stop. Please, don't.
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He's got me.
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No, no, Percy, no.
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Stop.
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No, no, not my car.
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Not my car, please.
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Please, don't. Not my car. Thank you.
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You didn't really think we'd be afraid
of that, did you?
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No, but I was hoping you might be afraid
of this.
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Thanks, Frank.
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Give us a look at this.
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It's fantastic.
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Where did you get the idea for the
flamethrower?
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I saw it in a film once.
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Although in the film, it blew up and
killed the guy.
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