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Come on, Saiga.

Have a seat. What are we doing here?

I'm going to explain it to you in a moment.

I think you can sit right there on the floor. I want to sit on the board. Sit

the goddamn floor.

That's kind of rude, sir.

I'm not here to be your friend, ma 'am. Okay?

You're a shoplifter, and I'm here to get my merchandise back.

I'm going to start with your names.

Park your suits.

How long are we going to be here for?

Until the police get here.

Is that the answer you're looking for?

And you'll be arrested. You'll go back to this car and then run to the press

charges and they'll look at you and they'll count you. Thanks.

Does that answer your question?

Sorry. Okay, great.

Thank you. Can I do my job now?

Yeah, sure. Good to see you. Okay, great. Thank you very much.

Thanks for letting me be in charge for a while. I appreciate it.

Are you two boyfriend and girlfriend?

My brother.

You have different last names?

Stepbrothers? Yeah.

Stepbrothers. Have you two been arrested before?

No.

Do I look like I've been arrested before?

I see all kinds, darling. I see all kinds of different looks.

All kinds of different shoplifters come through here all the time, okay?

Have you two never been arrested for shoplifting?

No.

Do you have something better to do?

I do, actually, have lots of things better to do. That's why I'm being so

with you.

All right?

I should be doing a ton of things and set them in here, playing games with you

two.

So, it's my understanding you guys were caught stealing some alcohol?

Is that what was happening?

No. I don't know. I don't know what you're talking about. You don't know

you're talking about? I don't. All right, well, okay, that brings me to the

part of this process.

I'm going to have you stand up. Are you ready?

Start with this pom -pom spoon.

You got nothing on there?

Yeah. What he said. Yeah, what he said, yeah. I'm sorry I can't take your word

for it, son. I've got to make sure of myself.

Make sure there's nothing going on in here. What are you doing?

You're not going to do anything?

Bro, what are you doing?

I'm doing a pat -down. Because you guys said you don't want to come clean and

just give me the merchandise you've stolen. So I'm going to have to do my

-down and make sure.

You're making me really uncomfortable.

Yeah, I'm sure I am.

It goes up here.

Like I said, nothing in there.

Nothing in there?

Mm -hmm.

Nothing at all?

Nope. Are you sure?

Mm -hmm. What about down the front here? Do you have anything down here?

Do you want me to do something?

Can't you pan out some other area?

Come on, dude. Stop.

Sit down. No, man. You keep coming the wrong way.

What are you going to do about it?

Well,

what do we got going on in here? Just in time, guys. We have a prospective shop

left here that doesn't want to behave.

Takes three of y 'all, huh? Oh, we got an attitude problem?

Yes, we do. Get on the fucking ground right now.

I ain't going on the ground, y 'all.

How about you get on the fucking ground right now?

That's the answer.

Do you not hear the words coming out of my fucking mouth right now? Get on the

fucking ground.

All right, go on.

Thank you, Will.

Are you finished cutting me down? No, I haven't even started yet.

My brother kept interrupting me.

You're distracting me.

I was just starting to start the process.

Fucking empty.

What are you doing?

I'm checking to make sure I didn't steal any alcohol.

There's nothing there.

Are you sure? Yeah, I'm sure. I'm going to find out.

Mm -hmm. We're going to get to the bottom of this, okay? Mm -hmm.

We're going to get to the bottom of it right now.

All right, all right, all right, all right. Okay.

I think she's got nothing, obviously.

You got something to tell us?

Mm -hmm.

Nothing. The other person that came in is over and over.

So. We'll start searching you now.

All right, get up. Good.

Hands up.

What's that with your pocket?

Empty your pocket. Empty your pockets right now. Let's go.

Turn them out. Pull on the table.

You guys didn't steal the alcohol, huh?

Mm -hmm. Look at that, huh? Uh -huh.

I've been had those.

I've been had those.

We actually got them on the way before.

Is that all of it? Uh -huh.

Yeah. Funny we sell the same exact ones here, huh? And we have the right

edition. Okay, we're crazy. Y 'all sell the same ones?

Yeah.

I think she needs to get a second one, huh? You know what? Let's go under the

eyes.

Spread them. Let's go. Come on. And new legs.

Come on.

I told y 'all guys already that she had nothing.

Well, hey, zip it. We're going to figure that out right now, right?

Just going to make sure that there's nothing.

All right, well, hey, I need to keep checking. Yes.

And I didn't get to check either, so, you know, this is called being thorough.

Right. Hey, zip it, all right?

Hmm, did you check here?

Because I feel like she has two holsters on right now. Well, I kept getting

distracted, to be honest.

The brother wouldn't shut the hell up.

What's that, huh?

Two more bottles, huh?

See you guys yourself.

Has alcohol shoved out of your underwear all the time, or is that normal?

Is that what you're keeping?

Yeah. Or is it more likely that you shopped with it from our store and stole

that stuff?

You know, I think she's been lying to us all the time, and the fact that she had

that hidden there, I don't know if she has anything else hidden somewhere else,

maybe, huh? I don't. It's reasonable.

Well, fuck. Reasonable suspicion.

Yeah, right. We're clear.

Yeah, we're clear. Yeah, I think that covers it.

All right, well, you're going to need to get undressed now.

What? Yeah, we have to do a thorough pat -down.

It's just going to be a full cavity search, like I mentioned earlier.

I don't feel comfortable with that.

I bet you don't.

Well, if you like, I could make you feel more comfortable. I could get a female

officer down here, and she could do it for you. Of course, when that happens,

though. Yeah, but Karen's not in right now, and, you know, it's not going to

happen through the night. Oh, yeah, I was going to say, I didn't even think of

that. It's a long weekend. You could be here until Monday. Who knows? You could

be here for quite a while. Or you could just feed the practice up and call the

cops, and they could just come down and haul you away.

Parker, are you going to do something?

What do you want me to do? They're going to beat my ass. Are you crazy?

Whatever. Come on, let's go.

Hey, come here.

Thanks.

You watching, son?

No.

Well, you better.

You're the one who got her in this jam.

Cover yourself.

You're very sad about this.

Come on, let's go. Speed it up. You know what that'll do here. I'm going as fast

as I can.

The underwear. Yeah, let's go.

Why is there nothing we haven't seen before?

Just double check that her clothes aren't falling either, huh?

Wow. Look at that, huh?

That's a good idea, Mike.

Yeah, I know, huh? I mean, that's good searches. It is.

What do you think, son?

You think there's alcohol in it? It's pretty wet.

Maybe a bottle leaked.

Hey, you want to smell those?

It's not cool.

You're not well looking, dude. Keep your eyes on your sister, okay?

What do you think about your sister's luscious ass in front of you right now,

huh? Man, that's a bodacious booty. I've never seen one like that.

What are you guys doing?

We gotta be very thorough, and this is why you told her to get naked.

Hey, move your hands.

You gotta make sure there's nothing here, okay?

Spread those legs.

Let's see what's over there, too. Come on.

Hey. What are you doing?

Hey, come here. Come here. Let's go. Let's go.

Right there. Right there. Look at that. Look at that. Yeah.

There you go. You see anything in there?

No. No? Anything in the bottle up in there?

No. What are you guys doing?

I don't know. I can't take their word for it.

Look, I want to see.

Let's get that in there.

This is the one. Let me hear you.

I can't tell. It's so small.

Are you sure this is a part of the search?

Yes, it is, ma 'am. A full cavity search. It is, ma 'am. Like I said, if

like, we can get a female police officer down here, but that means that you're

going to jail for the weekend.

Mike, I can't. It's so small. I'll be honest. I can't see a damn thing. Yeah,

you know why? That's why I have these giant oven mitts to stretch everything

open. All right? Yeah, yeah. Get my glove on real quick.

Get the gloves going.

It's okay. We're going to need a professional search here.

Doesn't seem to be. All right.

Just going to glue my glove up real quick.

Maybe we're going to get in there. All right. Hold your ass open for me,

You're just going to do a quick.

Oh, wow.

Holy shit.

Oh, man.

Was it grippy?

And warm, too. Very, very warm.

What are you guys doing?

We're doing the cat research.

Oh, look at it. Make it juicy, too. Look at it. Whoa.

Wow. What the fuck? Dang.

Oh. Holy shit. Yeah,

me either. That's the first row. See ya, fellas.

What are you guys doing?

Spread your legs. Yeah, there you go.

There we go.

What's happening? What are you guys doing? Just making sure that you didn't

shove any of those bottles up there, you know. I think you can feel that I have

it. Yeah, you know, sometimes, sometimes with big, big fingers and hands, I

can't really get deep in there, huh? I think he's filling a lot of things right

now. I mean, I'm filling a lot, but, you know.

Jack, you have a little smell in mind, right? You can get in there deeper.

Oh, man.

You sure you didn't leak a bottle in there? Because it keeps dripping.

I'm sure.

How long is this going to take?

It's going to take as long as it's going to take.

I'll do anything to get out of here.

Oh, we'll get to that part. Don't worry.

It doesn't? I do.

Does it taste like alcohol?

Is it like vodka or something?

It's not.

Hey, hey, hey, Jack, aren't you a recovering alcoholic, though? Yeah,

you know what?

I don't think it's alcohol, to be honest with you.

Are you guys finished?

Hey, you want to get in there, Will?

Yeah.

Hey, let me help you. Can you guys shut the mouth?

No, no, no. That's why it's called thorough, for sure.

Six hours are better than two, right? Uh -huh. Very creepy.

Oh, yeah, it's creepy.

What are you doing?

I get it. Let's see if there's anything left in there, huh?

I think she finally realizes the kind of trouble she's finding, huh?

I think so.

But, uh, no, her stepbrother.

Stepbrother or brother? Which one is it? Brother?

Stepbrother. Leave him alone.

Maybe you can get a feel. Yeah, after I was getting out.

What? Yeah, except for the get in here. Yeah, come on, get in there.

You're the one who got her in trouble. That's my step -sister.

Get it? But she's, you know, she's learning her lesson right now for

What do you have to do with me, though? Well, you told me to be disciplined. Get

up in there. We're not asking you. We're telling you.

Like you said, she's just your step -sister. What do you want me to do?

We want to get you here. Here, check my hand.

See, now you've already touched it. I put your hand there. Here, let's get you

in the water. There you go.

And you're going to go right in there.

Get in there, man. Get in there. Let's go.

This is ridiculous.

Is there anything else that we could do?

Do?

Yeah. Do, huh?

Yeah, do. Do.

Hmm.

Hmm. Well, seeing where she phrased it like that.

Yes. I mean, yeah, I mean, I suppose there's some sort of negotiation we

make. Okay.

I'll do anything.

Anything. Well,

you know, as you can see, the three of us, you know, we're pretty horny guys.

Very lonely security guard that worked 12 -hour days and having to deal with

people and just, you know.

Don't get to deal with too many pretty young girls like yourself.

I don't know.

So, you know.

How about lonely jail guards?

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. You know, you help us out here.

We'll help you, you know, your brother, and you get out of here, okay?

You know. Yeah.

Hey. That was a lot of fun.

Yeah. We can get what happened, okay? Yeah, I know.

That's a little fun, I mean.

I mean, let's be real here.

That, uh... Cavity Surge, you kind of enjoyed that a little bit.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Oh, he says something different.

Yeah, he does.

Stop.

I'll tell you what.

Here's the deal.

You let the three of us have a little fun with you, and we'll let you and your

brother go, okay?

And by fun, I mean you're going to get the three of us off.

We're all going to take our turns on it, just to be clear.

And we're going to enjoy it.

Because they're gross.

Yeah. Well, you're the one who's going for yourself in this situation, so now

you gotta get it out. Get yourself out.

No, I don't want to do that.

Yeah, no problem. You know what?

I'll just settle this right now. We'll go ahead and give the cops a call. Go

ahead and have an early day -to -day.

Does that sound like a plan? A couple drinks later?

Yeah!

I'll do it.

I'll do it. Oh, you'll do it?

You'll do what exactly?

Yeah, but here's the thing, is the terms and conditions have changed.

Yeah, that was the deal. That was us three, but now we've got to renegotiate

new deal.

What? You turned the first one down already. It doesn't exist anymore, so...

Yeah, so that's going to happen.

So we're probably going to... Probably going to... No, what do you say we get

the other end on this one?

Well, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Sounds good, huh?

Come on, act like you never really wanted to. Open up to your brother.

I wanted to fuck your sister before. I mean, look at her. Look at that tight

fucking body, huh? I mean, I'd fix it really fucking hard.

Okay, I'll do whatever you guys say. Just please don't bring us to jail.

It's a deal.

You hear that?

Step right in.

I mean, she's the one who put you up to this and got you in trouble, right?

Don't you want to take out your anger on her?

Yeah, don't you? Yeah, you kind of have been a bitch to me. I'm not going to

lie. Mm -hmm.

I don't want to get into all this anyways.

And we both got ourselves into this.

Was it her idea?

Yeah. Sounds like you owe your brother a little something.

Yeah, so why don't you get down there for him, huh?

What? Yeah. You can stop with your brother. There you go.

Don't want to suck your brother's dick.

Oh, yeah.

We want you to take your brother's dick out and suck it.

Come on.

There we go. Come on. You got it.

I don't think I can do that. Oh, well, uh, I guess, you know, you could just

call the cops like we said before. Yeah, yeah.

Just call the little PD right now.

Okay, I'll do it. I'll do it.

Roll 80.

You've already agreed and just, you know, broken the deal a couple of times

You're not going to do this. We're just going to call the police and we're going

to go to happy hour starts in 15 minutes.

All right? So we have better things to do. Okay.

You're going to suck this dick and you're going to suck it like the light

depends on it.

Okay.

Go on now. It ain't going to suck itself.

Come on.

I think we just stumbled on some shit, bro.

Okay, all right.

Are we done?

We're just getting started, baby. We're just getting going.

Why are you looking at me?

No, you keep looking at her, all right? Don't look at her.

Come on.

There you go.

Look right in his eyes.

You know, like a look in his eyes. Look right in his eyes.

Oh, my God.

Look at that.

Holy shit.

You got another one right next to you. Don't forget that one.

I don't know getting myself into something like this.

Well, you did.

So now crime doesn't pay.

You ever had that expression before?

Taste better at the bottom. There you go.

Tell us you like it.

Tell us how much you like it.

Tell us you like it.

I like it.

Yeah, let's hear it.

Let's hear it.

This is all your fault. I can't believe you made me do this.

I like this voice.

I don't know, boys. What do you think? Do you start to like this shit?

Not if she's just really trying to get out of this, huh?

So which one is it, honey?

Do you like this shit or are you just trying to get out of trouble?

Whatever you say.

I like that.

That's the right answer.

You know what I think?

Oh my God, I can't believe you're going to do this.

Oh, God.

Oh, fuck.

Come on over here.

She likes it.

You're stroking your brother.

Yes. Yes.

What did you get from stealing from our store?

Yes,

sir.

What was the word you used earlier, Will?

Crippy?

Crippy.

How much longer does it go on for?

Oh, it's an hour or two.

It's not that long, is it, sweetheart?

Oh, look at that fucker.

That's a true proper fucking gay fucker.

Yeah,

there you are. She really tried to kill you, huh?

Yeah, look at that.

Oh, yeah.

I like getting fucked.

You want to dig in there?

I like getting fucked. Fuck me harder.

Fuck her harder.

Alright,

get in line, boys.

We're going to be taking turns.

Hold her head. Yeah, hold her head up. Hold her head up like that.

You have to be here.

She has to be here. Oh, yeah.

You're in trouble in the first place.

All right.

That's what you get for bossing around all the time.

Oh, there you go.

Oh,

sibling rivalry, huh?

Oh, my God.

Like I said, just one other hour.

That's not too long, is it?

So you're a lot longer in county lockup, I guarantee you that.

Oh, yeah,

closer.

30 seconds hard, like the little switch, right? 30 seconds back and forth. Yeah,

let's go, let's go.

Yeah, you can come behind us.

I'll take a real quick turn and just fuck her as hard as I

can.

Tell us you want to fuck your brother. Yeah, let's hear

it.

Let's fucking hear it. Come on.

Hey, brother.

Yeah.

Fuck her. There you go. Get in there, bro.

Show how fucking mad you are, huh? Yeah.

Take your frustration out on her. There you go.

She's trying not to come, Will.

She's trying not to come. She thinks you're stupid.

Oh, my God.

I think we should, like, kind of pass her around, though, yeah?

Yeah, yeah.

Pass her on? Come here. Yeah, pass her.

Right there.

Hold on a little tight.

Yeah, that's it.

That's a good little pocket pussy, just like that.

You get your number, put a check in, see if I hit you with just enough, but no.

There you go.

There you go. Wait, you know what?

Mike, you take us next.

Oh, there we go.

You're in the first.

There you go.

There you go.

Let's go get a one -zero.

We'll keep that right here.

There you

go.

Get in there.

Don't be shy.

Don't be shy.

There, he got you.

Chris, don't sex me, huh?

Yeah. There you go.

All right, get down there. Suck these cocks.

There you go.

There

you

go.

Yeah, you want to get out of here? There

you

go. That's a good ticket.

One plus one

is two.

Right there.

Yeah, took that one.

Two plus one is three.

One plus one is four.

Hey, there's the mat blitz.

Oh, yeah.

Tell us you like it. Tell us you like it. Tell us you love it, don't you?

Yeah, you're a slut, huh? You're a little whore?

Yeah?

Yeah, show us. Tell us that you're a slut. Come on. Come on.

Come on, tell us that you're a good fucking fucker.

I'm a good fucking fucker? Yeah, you're a good little fucking whore, huh?

I'm a good obedient whore. Yeah, I'm obedient.

Show us your obedience.

There you go.

Four cops right there.

I'll pay your attention.

Keep working that dick.

Come on. Come

on.

Oh,

my

God.

All right.

Fuck you. Oh, yes.

How many dicks can you fit in that pussy, honey?

Yeah.

Oh,

it's okay.

All right.

There we go.

Oh,

good girl. All right.

All right. Come here.

All right.

Sub it up later.

You passed that fucking pocket pussy, huh?

That's right.

You fucked that little fuck doll right there.

I think your sister was good for something.

Yes, she does.

We've got two dicks right there.

Every time you ask that, she has another 15 minutes.

That's right, you had all those fucking dicks.

Oh, there we go. Yeah, that's right.

That's right.

Yeah, that's it.

Oh,

just like that.

You want to do it?

Yeah, you want to do it?

You like that dick filling you up?

Tell me you like that dick filling you up.

Tell me you like that dick filling you up.

That's all right. You can talk with a mouthful.

Tell us you love your brother's car.

I didn't say take it out. I can't.

You know what I'm saying?

Louder. I can't hear you. Louder. Come on.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. That's a good girl.

That's a good girl.

Oh, my God.

Oh, that's right.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Come on. Come on. Get up here.

Come on. Come on, little bro. Let's go. Let's go.

Get up in there.

Get up in there.

I think it's so sweet and so gentle.

Tell me what you're about to tell.

What do you want, honey? Tell me what you want. Tell me what you want.

You want it on your face?

Please.

You heard that, bro.

She wants it to come all over her face.

You fucking

shit this tight little pussy.

Tell me about that cum.

Tell me about that cum all over your face.

See, we're here running because we're like, come on.

Look in the eyes

See a little girl come in my face, huh?

That's hot.

She's going to teach you a lesson now.

Yeah, that's hot. Just like that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's it right there.

That's it.

That's it.

Oh,

that's

it. That's okay. That's all right. You know what? Little bro got a little face

right on there. Get out of there.

Get out of there.

Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck you.

Tell me you want that cum.

Yeah, you want that cum?

How bad you want that cum? No bad?

No bad?

All right. You stay right there.

You stay right there.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Right there.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, fuck. Here we go.

Oh, shit.

I love you.

I love you.

Thank you.

All right, boys, finish her off.

Oh, my God.

That's it.

Look at you.

Look at you.

Oh, my God. Yes, there we go.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, God damn.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

So did you learn a lesson today, honey?

Yes. What did you learn, huh?

Not to steal. That's right.

I don't want to see you or your brother back here again, okay?

Get the fuck out of here.

Clean up, get your clothes on, and get the fuck out.