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Wow, I mean, you went all out for your dad's birthday.

When it's your birthday in Seagate, they abandon you in the swamp, and if you

survive, you get cake.

I've been planning my dad's birthday bash for a month.

Hey, can you plan me one? I mean, just like this, but with a baked potato bar.

Dad, I got a pinata for your party.

I know how much you love smashing things until food comes out.

That's great.

I love it.

Are you okay?

Oh, I'm fine.

I don't think he's fine.

Will you excuse us, pinata boy?

I know you think that's an insult, but I love the name.

Dad, what's wrong?

I'm sorry.

Since your sister Eliza still hasn't returned from battle, it feels wrong to

celebrate my birthday without her.

Dad, I miss her, too.

And I know how much you look forward to your birthday cake every year.

Oh, you mean the hundred -layer historian king cake Eliza makes for me?

The cake only she knows the recipe for?

What?

Dad, don't cry.

Eliza told me the recipe.

What?

I was going to surprise you, but she told me before she left.

Oh, having that cake would make it feel like Eliza's right here, even just for

one night.

Plus, I can eat her slice.

Just like you do when she's here.

Whoopee!

Wow. I mean, you made him so happy.

You don't know the recipe, do you?

I don't even know the recipe to PB &J.

What is a J, Ark?

What's a J?

Kraken squad, show no mercy.

Come on, crypan. You trying to get worse every day? Because you are.

Sage, I said show no mercy, not squash crypan's little heart.

He's crying in the corner again.

I was just being honest.

My mom says if someone's not good at something, it is your job to make them

bad about it.

My mom says Sage is a bad influence.

This just arrived for you. Oh, I wish I could tell you who this is from, but

it's very top secret. Just very hush -hush.

Oh, that's okay. We understand. It's from Victoria's biggest pop star, Katy

Perry.

I got her to sing at the King's birthday party.

You needed a musical act and didn't call us?

You know we have a song and dance review for every holiday and occasion.

Come on, Prudy. Let's go somewhere where they appreciate the arts.

Well, that was a thing.

Katie Ferry's singing here tonight?

She's the reason I started singing.

Buddy, but I've never heard you sing before.

I've always been too nervous to perform in front of people, which is why I

usually only sing underwater.

The flounders really think I have something.

Oh, I'm your bestie. You have to sing something for me.

Because it was awesome.

I knew it.

Oh, no.

No, no, no, no, no, no. Katy Ferry canceled.

Now I have to hold auditions and find a singer for the King's party.

Wow. Sir Gareth needs a singer.

Normally I would never try out.

Trust your instincts.

But then you said how great my voice is.

Sir Gareth, I'm going to audition.

Any chance that this performance is underwater?

reconstruct Eliza's cake recipe from memory, but I think it turned out great.

Right? It turned out great. Please tell me it turned out great.

That depends.

Did Eliza's cake look like a pumpkin caught in a dumpster fire?

I know. It's awful.

We'll never get it right without the recipe.

Why did you lie to your dad if you don't know how to make the cake?

Because Eliza's out searching for the armor of Astoria.

It's the first time my dad's had a birthday without her being here.

That must be our friend.

It is.

He's heartbroken.

While Eliza's gone, I need to fill in for her.

I'd like to say you're off to a good start, but... you are not at all.

Whoa. What's going on in here?

Why is there an ogre turd on the table?

Because...

We are on a special quest from the princess. I'm in!

You don't even know what you're... If my boo needs me, then I'm in, Ciara.

Fulfilling a quest for the princess could be great for Phoenix Squad.

How can we help?

Okay, she needs us to bake a hundred -layer historian king cake for the

But Princess Eliza is the only one who knows the recipe.

Well...

We actually know one other person who's an expert in historian baking.

Oh, is it you? Because that would be super convenient.

It's not me.

And you're not going to like who it is.

Jimbo.

Jimbo?

I told you you weren't going to like who it is.

You think your psycho ex -squadmate who left us to rot in a cave of farts would

really tell us the recipe?

Yeah, he hates it.

Well?

He's had a lot of time to think in the dungeon.

Maybe he's changed.

Phoenix Squad, it's so good to see you.

So I can destroy you for what you've done to me.

Nope. He hasn't changed.

Do you want to know a secret?

I'm a princess whose father won't let her become a knight. Please let me go to

night school, Daddy. Princess, please.

So I use a magic ring and secretly train as Ciara.

And I'm R, a charming thief who has the same dream. I'm destined to become a

knight. But people from outside the kingdom aren't allowed in knight school.

So I'm pretending I belong here.

Now, we protect each other's secret.

So we can achieve our dream of becoming knights.

You got five minutes with this.

Monster.

That's the last time I make you dungeon donuts, Igor.

The secret ingredient is rat.

Jimbo, we need your help. The princess needs an historian king cake, and we're

hoping you can tell us the recipe.

I'm thinking the laugh means he's not going to help us.

I bet Jimbo doesn't even know the recipe.

Let's go.

Mermaid tears enchanted flower goblin chocolate.

Just a few of the ingredients in the historian king cake.

Okay, Jimbo knows the recipe.

That's right.

But the only way you're getting that cake is if I bake it myself.

Which means you're going to have to break me out of here.

I'll say this for Jimbo. It's never boring.

Wow, a lot of people are auditioning. Guess we should go home and never speak

them again.

You should say to Roy.

Now, thank you all for coming.

I'm looking for an amazing singer to make the King's birthday party a huge

success.

This honor does not come without some risk.

Last year, the singer hit a bad note and was pelted by tomatoes.

Was he okay?

Oh, no.

He was chased out of a story and forced to live in the woods.

Even the squirrels laughed at him.

Who's ready to audition?

It wasn't squirrel juice. It was chipmunks. Does that make it better?

I don't want you to get pelted by tomatoes.

Nobody's going to throw anything at me. I can sing like this.

Do you hear a dying goose?

Nobody panic.

I know goose CPR.

I don't want Buttercup to know her singing is awful.

tell that girl she can't sing.

I can't crush Buttercup's dreams.

She's the one person in the kingdom whose feelings I actually care about.

I chased him, but it's hard to catch up when your legs are turkey bones held

together by twine.

Buttercup, if no one else shows up, you win.

I need to find somebody else to audition.

what will it take for you to audition and beat Buttercup?

You do two weeks of my night school janitor duty, including toilet patrol.

Fine. Let's check on it. We have a deal, but I'm not shaking your toilet hand.

There's no way we're breaking Jimbo out. We could get locked up right next to

him. And I am not eating a rat donut.

I know you really wanted to save your dad's birthday.

Here's my plan.

We get a catapult.

And?

Look, I can't be expected to fill in all the details.

Well, I'm not giving up. I'm busting Dremel out, and he's baking a life of

To get past that dungeon guard, you're going to need Prudence and Warwick's

help, too. I know that.

I've already figured out how to change their mind.

Look, guys, it's Sergeant Demo, and he appears to have an important message for

us. Attention, Phoenix Squad. I have an important message for you.

No way. Who's it from? Someone important that we respect?

It's from the princess, who's important and who we respect.

The princess sent me a love letter?

She made the first move.

It's too much for me to handle.

I should probably take that. Thank you.

Phoenix Squad, the historian King Cake is the greatest gift I could ever give

my father. Please do anything it takes to make this happen.

But the princess doesn't know that getting the recipe involves doing

very wrong.

Please do this even if you have to do something very wrong.

XOXO the princess.

Aw, she makes happy faces with her O's.

Okay, let's do it. Sweet.

We're breaking Jimbo out of the dungeon. And after that, I'm going to ask the

princess to marry me.

One step at a time, buddy.

She's going to jail, pussy fart.

I'm a dangerous prisoner with a beard.

Who are you guys?

Prisoner transfer from cell block 1138.

We'd be happy to show you our paperwork unless something were to distract...

you.

Dungeon dogs, get your ass.

Dungeon dogs here.

Yeah, guess I could start my diet tomorrow.

I got dungeon dogs. I've got swamp dogs. I've got bog dogs. I even got some frog

dogs, but you better get them before they hop away.

like distinguished.

We need you to bake these Dorian King cakes or we're breaking you out.

Finally!

I'm free! I can't wait to change my socks!

We're not taking any chances.

These stay on the whole time. And once you're done, you're coming right back

here. You're the boss, applesauce!

Dragon dog, excellent choice, sir. Thanks, buddy.

Wait!

You can't have a dragon dog without some spicy dragon mustard.

Oh, yeah.

monkey could beat buttercup this i understand you'll be trying out yeah

here's the tissue you're gonna need it

The contents are not open to night school employees.

What? Then why'd you let him audition?

Well, I was hoping he would embarrass himself.

But look up.

Since you're the only person left, you get to sing for the king.

I beat a ten -year -old in your face, opera boy!

Oh, man, I totally messed this up.

Speaking of messes, head on down to the journey yard.

Okay, open your eyes.

Wow.

This is going to make the princess very happy.

By the way, I'm going to have to break you out to bake our wedding cake.

Now who wants to taste the icing?

Me! Me!

Our feet are frozen.

That's right, you fools.

I tricked you into eating frosting that turns you to ice.

I call it... Why wouldn't you just call it...

Why wouldn't you just call it... Soon the ice

will freeze you solid.

Imagine what'll happen when everyone at the party tries my cake.

You monster! You'll freeze the kingdom.

Including the princess.

And the king.

And...

fooling you the whole time. And the only reason we need 16 pounds of butter was

for this.

He used butter for evil instead of good.

And now I will have my revenge on Astoria for throwing me in the dungeon.

Talk to you never.

We can't move and the ice is spreading up our bodies.

But the good news is... Nope, I can't even pretend.

Jimbo's gonna freeze everyone in the kingdom.

It's all my fault.

Don't be so hard on yourself.

If anyone's to blame, it's the princess.

Hey, she just wants her dad to have a good birthday.

Keep blaming yourself, Ciara.

Warwick, what about that spell you used to pop our popcorn during movie night?

What? You guys do movie nights without us?

You guys do Mud Mask Mondays without us?

I want my face to glow.

There's a smell.

I just coughed up an ice cube.

Incendio microwave.

You did it, Warwick. I mean, it smells like burnt leg hair in here, but you did

it.

Let's go stop Jimbo.

Are we sure all defrosting is evil? Just go, Bruce!

Quite a turnout.

Yeah, there sure are a lot of people.

Oh, I was talking about the rotten tomatoes.

Those look juicy.

Thanks for believing in me, Sage.

If you hadn't given me that confidence, I'd be worried I'm about to make a fool

out of myself.

I can't take it anymore, but there's something I need to tell you.

I'm an enchanted puppet brought to life?

No. I mean, maybe. What I'm trying to say is...

I lied.

Your voice isn't great.

Is it okay?

Is it bad?

Getting closer.

Uh -huh, that's the one.

But you told me I was good. Why would you lie to me?

Because I was afraid I'd hurt your feelings.

You can't hurt my feelings.

the person who reminds me to blink.

Thanks.

By the way, you should blink.

Thanks. That was a close one.

And now, for the king's entertainment, please welcome Buttercup.

Well, I guess it's time to sing.

If this is something you want to do, you're not going to do it alone.

I'll be right up here with you. I don't want to do it. I'm so happy you said

that. Let's get out of here.

Well,

that's the cake horn. Get ready.

There it is.

The hundred -layer Astorian king cake.

Oh, it looks just like Eliza's. I call the first 99 layers.

A gift, Your Majesty, from the princess and the phoenix squad.

Oh, is that the squad with the green shoulder thingies? I like them.

Your Majesty, they want your cake.

I no longer like the squad with the green shoulder thingies. Guards, stop

We'll handle the guards. You guys get Jimbo.

Give it up, Jimbo.

Never.

What do you think you're going to do? Flip us like pancakes?

Yes, actually.

But the Phoenix Squad saved us.

So I like the green shoulder thingy people?

This is all very confusing.

I lied when I said I knew the recipe.

I tried to fill in for Eliza because I know how much you miss her.

I'm sorry.

You never have to fill in for Eliza.

I do miss her, but I have you right here.

That is the best present of all.

Well, if you still want cake, we can have the one I made for you.

Well, why didn't you tell me about this? There is no such thing as a bad cake.

Oh, I was wrong.

You know, I think I'm a pie guy now.

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