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Okay. Any minute, Sir Garrison will walk to that door and present our midterm

quest. I'm so excited, I could only eat half my burger.

Dude, you're shaking.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm shaking with excitement.

Not fear.

Laura gets nervous about quests because all the knights in the family were so

amazing at them. Not just amazing.

Incredible.

Astounding. Legendary.

Not helping.

Guys, it's a lot of pressure living up to the Wick family name.

I don't want to be the first member of my family not to become a knight. Look,

don't worry about this quest, okay? It only counts for a bazillion points.

Pretty sure that's not a number. Yes, it is.

It's 10 ,000 trillion.

If we mess up, it will knock us out of first place.

I almost feel bad we're going to take it from you.

That's not true. I've been giggling all morning.

I've been doing a puzzle all morning.

It's a dolphin.

If you can't see it, it's your fault.

Attention, night schoolers.

First thing tomorrow morning, you will choose your midterm quest.

Choose carefully, as it is worth a bazillion points.

I told you it's a real number.

I totally didn't know it was a real number.

Okay, there's three quests.

Which one should we pick?

The quest to capture a zombie? No.

I can get bit, become a zombie, be the first member of my family not to become

knight.

Next quest.

Okay. Well, how about this one?

The quest to find the invisible knight.

No.

The invisible knight can have an invisible snake that can swallow me

be the first member of my family not to become a knight.

That's quest?

The quest to the Temple of Ear? No, the ears are very... Wait, I think I'm good

with the ears.

It won't make me be the first member of your family not to become a knight. We

get it.

Great. Okay, now we just need to make sure we get the ear quest tomorrow.

Hopefully we get to pick first.

I will now determine tomorrow's picking order using a method developed by our

ancestors centuries ago.

One potato, two potato, any squad, you're last.

Stupid potatoes.

Hey, that stinkball slobbered all over my stuff.

of that thing messing up my stuff and making Buttercup's stuff better.

Yeah, stop making me better.

Paige, he only acts like this because you're not nice to him.

I'm super nice to that hairy bowling ball.

If that thing slobbers me or my stuff one more time, I'm going to take him to

the nursery school where I can tell the kids he's a piñata.

Buttercup were mad at them. Oh, sorry.

Have a nice day.

Squads, it is now time to select your midterm quests.

Pass it, and you move closer to becoming a knight.

Fail, and you become a disappointment to your family.

Why is he looking at me?

He's not looking at you.

If we want the quest to the Temple of Ere, we have to trick the other squads

into picking the dangerous quest.

And trick them we shall, through the power of acting.

Work, my good friend.

I hope we get the quest to capture a zombie.

Yes, Ciara, who is also my friend.

The zombie quest is clearly the easiest one.

Unicorn Squad, you select first.

Unicorn Squad, pick Zombie Quest.

Certainly the zombies won't be eating your brains because picking that wasn't

very smart.

Next up, Kraken Squad.

Okay, we're never going to be able to trick Sage into picking the Invisible

Knight Quest.

You don't have to trick Sage.

You can trick Buttercup.

Oh, yeah, that's doable.

So, how about that Invisible Knight Quest?

Save it. You're not tricking me.

Because when we catch the Invisible Knight, we get to play with his

puppy.

Invisible puppy?

That's the cutest thing I've ever seen.

No, no, no. Wait.

Kraken picks the quest to find the Invisible Puppy and his knight friend.

Sir Gareth, we were tricked.

Oh, too bad. So sad.

Yes, we did it.

The Phoenix Squad selects the quest to the Temple of Ere.

There's no... Temple of Ear?

But it's on your list.

Oh, yes.

My handwriting is so sloppy. It should say Temple of Fear.

Temple of Fear?

No, my dad told me about that place. It's filled with excruciating pain and

suffering. Yes, yes. It's usually called the Temple of Excruciating Pain and

Suffering, but that wouldn't fit on the dragon board.

Do you want to know a secret?

I'm a princess.

won't let her become a knight. Please let me go to knight school, daddy! So,

I use a magic ring and secretly train as Tiara.

And I'm Ark, a charming thief who has the same dream.

I'm destined to become a knight. But people from outside the kingdom aren't

allowed in knight school. So I'm pretending I belong here.

Now, we protect each other's secrets.

So we can achieve our dream of becoming knights.

I've realized the temple of ear was really the temple of fear.

We all should have known a guy with one eye and a metal hand would have bad

handwriting.

This doesn't seem so bad.

We just have to retrieve a ram's horn from inside the temple.

Easy peasy. The horn is with the barbarian king, which is guarded by

snakes, and zombies.

Did I say easy peasy? I'm a difficult schmifical.

Exactly. You're freaking out.

Okay, so we picked the most dangerous quest.

You're going to be fine, Warwick.

Right, guys?

Uh, I love Warwick way too much to lie to him.

You're not going to be fine, bro.

But don't worry, because I picked up a bottle of fearless fairies.

They make you fearless.

That's why they named them that.

For real?

If I take those, I lose my fear of failure.

Are you two crazy?

Do you have any idea how dangerous fearless fairies are? Yeah. They make

do crazy things.

Like my cousin, he took them.

in a volcano.

That was kind of cool. It wasn't cool.

It was hot. He burned all his hair off. He looks like a thumb with a face.

All right.

I'll take these back tomorrow and exchange them for some compliment

Because none of you have said anything about my new vest.

I've already figured this out, guys.

Warwick, we just need to get you over your fear of failure.

Wait, but what if we fail at that?

Oh.

Is that what it feels like to be you?

This is rough.

We're going to expose you to scary things in the quest, like snakes, until

you're fixed. But first, would you like a snack?

No crunchies?

Huh, a favorite.

You won't get that far. I put real snakes on the stairs.

We've sent traps everywhere, and we've only caught cry pets.

If we don't find that invisible knight, we're going to fail our quest.

You found my harmonica.

Now we can start our own blues band.

Hey, hey.

Maybe we can use Slobwick's amazing sense of smell to sniff out the

knight.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey, Fizz. What are you calling Fizz?

I'm sorry. I was expecting an insult.

Relax. I just need you to ask your nasty... I mean, your adorable... That's

far. I need you to ask Lawwick's help us finish our quest.

Help Kraken?

I'm feeding the squad for life.

Unless there's something in it for old Fizz.

Something in it rolls sloppy.

Like what?

Are you happy now?

No, but I'm about to be.

From the top, love, daddy.

So many snakes.

They were slithering all over me.

Maybe locking him in a closet filled with real snakes wasn't my best idea.

Yeah. Freaking him out with snakes is my thing.

Guys, it's useless.

I can't do the quest.

There's just too many things that could stop me from becoming a knight. But

failing the quest could also stop you from becoming a knight.

I know!

It's a vicious cycle.

Come on, dude. This can't be the first time you couldn't finish a quest.

What do you guys usually do?

We make up a reason all of us can't do it so Warwick doesn't look bad.

So we just need a good excuse.

Well, you're in luck because I wrote the book on excuses.

Bookshelf, give me Art's excuse book.

Okay.

It's not a book as much as something I wrote down once.

Tell them you're sick.

It's pretty good, right?

All right.

Let's go to the Tasty Trunk. I have a plan.

Oh, is your plan a go -to -taco Tuesday?

Let's go to the Tasty Trunk. I have two plans.

You coming?

You guys go ahead. I'll catch up.

Save me some tacos.

Guys!

I can't keep letting down my squad and my family.

Hey, Perry.

Do your thing.

Oh, no.

I don't like this.

Oh.

I love it.

I don't know if snakes have butts, but if they do, I'm coming to kick them.

Tell us your plan to get out of the quest so Warwick doesn't look bad. Yeah,

dude. Bros before tacos.

The plan, which you'd know if you guys actually read my book, is to make

ourselves sick.

Warlock, three rotten egg smoothies, please. Extra rotten.

even on the menu.

Just, um, drink around the chunks.

For Warwick.

Did someone order a hero?

Change is my middle name.

Before it was Peabody.

I cannot believe this.

His middle name was Peabody?

And he took this really scary.

Yeah, that too.

He's gonna get hurt. We need to stop him before it's too late.

Rudy, why are you still drinking that?

I paid for it.

Did you get what I asked for? A buttload of chicken nuggets on a fancy dome

tray. Bon appetit.

You're the lady. Bone up your feet.

Okay, so now will you ask Slobwick to help us with our quest?

No, but I will ask him to do this.

You're impossible.

Wait, wait, wait.

How are we going to get that Slobberpuff to help us find that knife?

I did.

And I'm not afraid to admit it.

I'm also not afraid to admit my mom still cuts my knees.

I'm never going to not know that now.

We know you're scared to let down your family. But those fairies could really

get you hurt.

So we're not letting you leave.

I had a feeling you might say that.

Which is why I learned this spell.

Flight amidst wingy blinks!

Race you to the temple.

We are definitely going to lose that race.

beat you here my wings fell off and i got stuck in a tree that happens when

you're amazing okay we're going home and getting rid of those berries no way the

ram's horn is right there follow me and bring your big boy pants no stop there's

booby traps everywhere i know my dad told me all about this place like if you

step on this poison i'll shoot out

That all you got, Temple?

Oh, nope. He does not speak for all of us, Temple.

Oh, snakes.

What?

Dude,

look right back where we started.

I know.

That was just a warm -up. What?

You can't just go to the Temple of Fear and not hit all the fears.

Can we just get the horn?

Sounds fun.

It's protected by fire.

Okay, we have to be careful.

You be careful.

I'll be war with you.

No fear!

Nice shot, Temple.

But I'm the one who's on fire.

man. Why didn't I bring my big boy pants?

I can't believe we made it.

We did make it, right?

We're all alive.

Let's just grab the horn before Warwick does something crazy.

Like stealing a dead guy's hat.

Legend says if you blow this horn, it wakes up the zombie barbarian.

Warwick, don't you do it.

of our lives.

Where are you, invisible knight?

You having fun ruining my life, Slobwick?

I'm not going to apologize to you.

You know why?

Because you were mean to me the first day we met.

You, like...

else in night school.

Except me.

I'm not hurt.

So yeah, I guess I'm mean to you because deep down,

even I want to be liked.

So I'm sorry.

Sage,

where are you? If you tell anyone I have feelings, I will shave you both.

Caught him when?

Didn't Bob White tell you? I was nice to him, so he showed us where they were

hiding.

You knew they had the invisible knight and you still let me apologize to you?

Oh, ha ha. Get ready for your haircut, fuzzball.

There's no way out of here. Go! And these zombies are really grabby.

Look, I'm sorry, guys. I didn't mean to get us into this mess.

I just want to live up to my family's legacy.

Look, maybe you'll be as great as them, maybe you won't. But if you're too

afraid of failing, you'll never know.

Plus, you can do something no one else in your family can do.

Birth the alphabet?

If we survive this, you have to show me that later.

But I meant magic.

Ark's right.

The rest of your family might be knights, but you're going to be the

magical knight.

And they'll have to worry about living up to your legacy.

Never thought of that.

Thanks, guys.

How about using your magic to make our brains less delicious so the zombies let

us go?

My magic's not strong enough to do that, but maybe I could fool them.

Cerebellum is taking me!

You made brain?

Gross!

It's qualified.

No, even more gross!

Even his offers agree.

They're leaving.

Dude, you did it. You helped us finish the quest.

I did, didn't I?

Maybe it will be a great night like the rest of my family.

All right.

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