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[BEEPING]

[RUMBLING]

Earthlings, prepare to fight.

The enemy is among us.

Earthlings, prepare to fight.

The enemy is among us.

Brad?

Are you awake yet?

Earthling, prepare to fight.

The enemy is among us.

Hey, you guys, welcome back to my channel.

You may be wondering, what the heck happened to my eye?

Tried to play softball, it didn't go over well.

So today, I'm going to give you a tutorial

of how to cover up a black eye.

[BOOING]

First of all, you need to be very tender.

So you're going to need a few different shades of makeup.

So the key here is to...

Morning.

Morning.

My head's killing me.

I hear the dog.

What are you doing?

Just getting ready.

Look, about last night, I'm working on it.

Yeah, I know you are.

I mean it this time.

I know

OK.

Gotta get ready for work.

Thanks for the tip, AndyAnaconda95.

Love you.

Soulmat_86, you want to see these feet?

You know what to do.

Don't forget, ladies and gents, tip menu's in my bio down below.

[ALERT]

Oh, sorry, my ringer was supposed to be off.

Oh, actually, it's my bestie.

Please hold.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

OK, where should we go?

Wanderland?

What's that?

SoCal, nearby-ish, please.

Gas ain't cheap.

Today, two bad bitches.

$50 a night.

Not bad, but I think we can do better than that.

Ooh, that's more like it.

Looks like we found a winner.

Sold.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

There she is.

Open the door.

Mm-mm.

You know the rules.

Cha-cha your chauffeur.

What are we, 10?

Cha-cha for your chauffeur.

Don't touch that dial.

We'll be right back with more of your favorite music.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Drop it low, drop it low.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Normalize giving your friend a performance

when they pick you up.

I hate you.

I love you too.

Thanks for being down to the last minute.

You know me.

Oh, actually, could we book this through my rideshare app.

And then I'll just send you the money back

in exchange for five stars?

You're doing rideshares now?

I'm trying to get my rating up.

Oh, why is your rating so low?

Because some drunk girl puked in my back seat.

Eww.

Well, don't worry, it's actually all clean now.

But I gave her one star, and then she

retaliated with one star and claimed

I was lying about the upchuck.

Bitch.

That's why I got this little dash cam.

It's unequivocal proof should anything like that

ever happen again.

Wait, so you're filming me right now?

Well, it's motion detected, so it's technically always filming.

Oh.

So where are we going?

To the stars.

[DINGS]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

I'm turning it on silent.

Oh, would you film a little?

Film what?

For BigRichard69.

Who's BigRichard69?

Oh, one of my clients is a little clingy.

He asked that I send some footage of the trip.

That's a little invasive, you know.

I mean, he's paying me handsomely, so happy to do it.

Now get to rolling.

OK.

[SHUTTER NOISE]

Wait, that was a picture.

Wait, why am I acting like I've never used a phone before?

OK.

Happy?

You look so cute.

Thanks.

A little bit of nature.

The LA River, folks.

The term river is used rather loosely.

Elevated bacteria levels.

Lovely.

First things first, breakfast burritos and coffee.

God, I'm starving.

OK.

Hey, look.

That's gross.

I must apologize, the old bluetooth

gave out on me a while back, so we're stuck with the radio.

Come on, give us something good.

Some, like, good road trip tunes.

Like, something with soul, something to get us pumped.

You could have prepared me.

I'm not really dressed for this.

This is barely hiking.

It's more of a scenic walk.

Oh my gosh, I'm going to try not to fall.

Watch your step.

Here we go.

All righty, BigRichard69, we drove out a bit further

and the sun came out, so we had to stop for a little hike.

As you requested, I'm filming everything,

and your girl is about to get a little wet.

Love sharing all your thoughts with the world.

I do not.

OK, socials will say otherwise.

Shall we take a look?

Bitch be calling me out.

Oh, and I still got a little bit of service.

Happy Valentine's Day.

But really, though, all of you in relationships and marriages

and stuff, I hope you're keeping your assets

and your financials and everything separate.

Because, really, though, you never

know what's going to happen.

Be safe out there.

Love you.

Bye.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

OK, so people in LA always complain

about how New York smells like hot garbage and pee.

But what I can't understand is how it's so open out here in LA,

and it somehow still smells like pee.

Like, that's a little bewildering to me.

Note to self, if anything is ever going on at the Hollywood

Bowl, don't leave your house.

Don't drive anywhere.

Don't do anything.

Stand corrected, bitch.

All right, let's go this way.

There's a waterfall at the end of this trail.

We made it.

Nope, that's just a little bitch version.

Apparently, the gusher is further up there.

Eww.

I do not like that word, gusher.

Yep.

OK, now we made it.

Ready to go for a little swim?

Yeah, but it's cold.

Ah.

Don't splash me.

Eww.

You're right, it's freezing.

I'll let my phone take the plunge for us.

Hey, I have a joke.

What can you say in a job interview

that you can also say in bed?

I learned about this position online.

Oh my God, bitch, that's great.

I was going to say, are there any other openings

that I can fill?

[MUSIC PLAYING]

OK, BigRichard69, we just stopped for a potty break.

[RINGING]

Hey, Bradley.

I'm taking care of your girl for you.

Jesus, give it back.

I was just playing.

Jesus.

No.

Anyway, like I was saying, we stopped for a potty break.

But as we've discussed at length,

pee is not one of my many kinks, and your girl's gotta

have boundaries.

It's just for a few days.

It's not a big deal.

No.

[SCOFFS]

Yes.

Soon.

Please don't be mad.

What was that about?

What?

That phone call.

You didn't tell Bradley about the trip?

Why not?

I... I don't want to talk about it.

OK, well I do, bitch.

You've been acting off all day.

As a matter of fact, you've been awful a lot lately.

I saw something on your face back there.

On that call.

I saw an emotion that a man should never give a woman.

Fear.

Tell me I'm wrong.

You're not wrong.

OK, listen, the place we're going to is really pretty.

And we're going to have a drink.

You're going to spill the tea, and we're

going to get through this together, OK?

As best friends and soulmates and badass women

that don't need no man.

I'm surprised you didn't tell me sooner.

I didn't know how to.

I've known you since we were prepubescent teenagers.

And Brad's always been, like, controlling, possessive.

But I never imagined this.

So now what?

Well, I'm going to leave.

Of course you are.

This trip, it's impulsive, but it's, like, my first step.

Oh, I've been recording.

I forgot I had this thing on.

Is that a body cam.

Mm-hmm.

He never noticed that?

Oh, God, no.

Half the time he's too drunk to even see straight.

But I figure if I have trouble shaking him

or if he gives me any problems...

You'll have blackmail?

Right.

Proof?

Mm-hmm.

That's smart.

Turn that shit on.

What?

Why?

Because it's time you captured some good memories

with that thing.

It's symbolic.

Here.

Penis.

Penis.

Stop.

Penis.

Penis.

Penis!

There could be families around.

Not until you yell it.

Penis!

Penis!

OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK.

Penis!

There's my girl.

Just like when we were kids?

Yeah, it really worked back then.

And apparently, it still works now.

You're smiling.

That I am.

Come on, let's get out of here.

Are you sure you're OK to drive?

I took, like, two sips.

I'm fine.

Come on.

I still can't believe you busted out the old penis game.

Remember the kid in school who would always play it?

Bust out with it right in the middle of class.

God, he was so annoying.

Remember he'd always mimic everyone too?

Do that annoying thing where he repeats everything you say?

He was the worst.

What did we call him again?

Jabberjaw.

Jabberjaw, that's it.

Oh my God, I hated him.

What is that?

What?

Pull over.

Why?

Just pull over

Oh, hell no, bears?

Bears, Minnie?

Where are you taking me?

[LAUGHING]

Refill.

Woodpecker.

Oh, God.

Hurts my head just looking at him.

He must have a headache.

Lock me up and throw away the key.

I love this little weird town.

Get me with this squirrel.

How do you like these nuts?

Show the nuts.

How you like these nuts?

Me and my pilgrim wife.

Me and my pilgrim wife.

Fresh off the Mayflower.

Yes, we are pilgrims.

What's that accent?

Do your Bigfoot call.

[GROANING]

Woo.

Watch, our missing persons posters

are going to show up on that notice board.

Oh, girl, actually, give me one sec.

That vino went right through me.

Voice mail.

Great.

I've texted and called you a dozen times, Dylan.

Look, I checked your location.

I'm on the road right now.

If you won't answer your phone, I'll make you talk to me,

face to face.

I got a shirt.

You paid for that thing?

No, free merch.

The guy that works in there was such a weirdo.

He was totally hitting on me.

And he told me to check out his website, which is right here.

Weird World.

What do you think this site is for?

I'm going to assume conspiracy theories.

In the 30 or so seconds that we interacted,

he told me that the moon landing was fake.

Oh, and he asked my opinion on if there was a werewolf

astronaut on the moon, would he only transform

during a full moon as seen from planet Earth?

Or would he be a werewolf the entire time?

Needless to say, I'm ecstatic to take a look.

Ooh, this one's about SoCal.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Hey there, folklore fanatics, welcome back

to Weird World, your ultimate guide

to the supernatural and the sensational.

I love that sexy voice.

It's definitely AI.

That guy didn't seem like on camera type.

Not much of a looker.

Deep in the ancient forests of the Golden State,

some say a towering furry figure known as Sasquatch roams.

Not human.

More beast than man.

A monster of evolution.

One of the biggest errors a man might make

is to disbelieve what he hasn't seen.

Next, we're talking about aliens.

With so many UFO sightings, it seems like Southern California

might be the go-to spot for extraterrestrials

looking for a quick vacation.

You're not from this world, are you?

Dude's kind of hot.

Look at that smolder.

Would you please just let me watch the video?

Creepy clerk guy put a lot of effort into this.

Sorry.

Let the bologna resume.

You're so much like us.

After all, who wouldn't want to kick back

in quaint little towns full of small cabins, cozy bars,

local art galleries, and maybe even a new age bookstore?

OK.

I saw a flying saucer.

All right, I get the point.

Yeah.

Oh, gross.

What?

Like, guy already slid into my DMs.

No.

Here, let me see.

[GASPS]

Oh, gross.

Apparently, your DMs are not the only thing

he'd like to slide into.

Men are the real monsters.

Yeah, I second that sentiment.

But we're not here for that.

We are here to keep it light and have fun.

Mm-hmm.

Doctor's orders.

And the sun's setting, so let's get to our accommodations.

Do you think that people really believe

in that stuff from the video?

Like, local monsters and legends?

These little towns, ones off the beaten path,

they breed myths like that.

It's total bullshit.

Yeah.

People have nothing better to do with their lives.

[STATIC NOISE]

And there goes the radio reception.

Ugh, same with my phone.

Cute cabin.

OK, rich.

Don't get too excited.

That's not where we're staying.

What the?

What is that?

A tent, bitch.

I meant like a girls getaway weekend.

Not a weekend of pretending to be homeless.

It's a girls' weekend camping trip.

But I was talking about something relaxing,

like a winery in Santa Barbara.

Well, it's not like you gave me very much of a heads up,

and your girl's on a budget.

OK, I guess it could be fun.

That's the spirit.

But what are we doing here?

Have you ever heard of Wanderland?

Wanderland?

Wander, like W-A-N-D-E-R.

Nope.

It's kind of like those housing rental apps.

But instead of renting out their pads,

people can rent to campers, or RVers, and outdoor enthusiast

to stay on their private land.

All right, let's have an adventure, bitch.

Look at that sunset.

You don't see that in Los Angeles.

Looks like she's mad at me, ladies and gents.

I'm not mad.

I'm just taking a bath.

Looks like a good spot, yeah?

Mm-hmm.

Come on, Dylan, you can do it.

Are you going to help me, or are you just going

to take videos of me?

Just take videos of you.

Lazy bitch.

Yeah, good job.

Full moon.

Spooky.

Watch out for werewolves.

I feel like I need a harmonica out here.

Or a bottle of whiskey.

I brought cowboy hats.

Ooh, cute.

Have you ever heard the tall tale of Hansel and Gretel?

And they wandered through the forest

to the witch's house made of candy.

But it's not gluten-free.

What?

And Hansel has celiac's disease.

Wow.

That would really frightened the masses of Los Angeles.

Mm-hmm.

I am impressed that you remembered to bring firewood.

So how are you going to get BigRichard69 rock's off

if your phone is not getting any service?

Well, I'm just going to edit everything

all together once we're home.

Because half the time, when my mouth is running,

I'm not even processing what's going on in my brain.

So I just have to pick all the good stuff

and worry about it later before I send anything to the perv.

What about Brad?

It's nice not to have to worry about him for a change.

Mmm.

So what you mean is that I made a good call by bringing us out

here to rough it?

Yeah, you made a good call.

Hi, BigRichard.

These cowgirls are in the tent, and we are

getting ready for sleepy time.

And look what I brought, powered by a battery pack.

Magical.

OK, let's go to sleep.

I'm tired, you're drunk.

You're drunk too.

Better not snore.

I would never.

Oh.

I'm the big spoon.

Oh, the tent is spinning.

You're right, I am drunk.

[BEEPING]

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

Can't get comfortable.

I'm like, sleeping on a rock or something.

I have to pee.

What time is it?

Hey, your phone is still recording.

Oh, shit.

It's gonna drain all my battery.

I think this is far enough.

Good a spot as any.

It's creepy out here.

Minnie?

Is that you?

OK.

[RUSTLING]

Holy shit.

Hey, were you just out there?

No, I dozed off again.

Are you messing with me?

No, dude, I swear.

Check my camera recording if you don't believe me.

I haven't budged from the tent.

What's wrong?

No, I just... there's someone out there.

Are you messing with me?

I'm serious.

You sure?

It's probably just campers.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And I gave them a free show.

I've taught you well.

OK, can we go back to bed now?

Yeah.

[RUSTLING]

Did you hear that?

[INAUDIBLE] just keep [INAUDIBLE].

[FOOTSTEPS]

Hey.

Stop it.

Who is it?

[FOOTSTEPS]

Hello?

Hello?

What the fuck?

I said, who's out there?

Who's out there?

This is not funny.

Do you think it could be Brad?

I don't know.

I'm messing with you

No.

I don't know.

Brad, is that you, asshole?

If it is him, don't antagonize him.

No.

I don't think that's Brad.

Film him.

You were filming him before we got here.

And now if it's him outside, you can keep filming him.

OK.

Oh.

It's actually recording.

OK.

OK.

Good.

Oh, this is so stupid.

Minnie, what are you doing?

Why don't you come out?

I don't want them to come out.

[RUSTLING]

I didn't see anyone out there.

Yeah, but we know someone is out there.

No, I know.

I think we should go.

OK.

Yeah.

Let's go to the car.

What about all of our stuff?

No, we'll come back for it tomorrow.

Let's go.

Ready?

Ready.

If you try anything, we're filming you, asshole.

Do you see anything?

Oh my God.

Oh, God.

Watch out.

This way.

[PANTING]

You see that?

What is that?

Is that a foundation?

Like an old house?

[POPPING]

Did you hear that?

Let's go.

I think somebody is in there.

Then that's exactly where we shouldn't be.

If someone's screwing with us, I want to face this guy.

Just a quick peek.

Hello?

Are you crazy, Minnie?

No.

Not mimicking us now, huh?

Get back here.

Minnie.

Please, let's go.

I know you're there.

I can hear you.

OK, you're right, I chickened out.

Thank God.

What are you doing?

Don't look back.

Oh my God.

What was that?

[BEEPING]

Oh, shit, I forgot the keys in the tent.

Are you serious?

Yeah, I'm sorry.

I was just freaking out a little bit.

We're not going to go back there.

No, I know.

So what are we going to do?

They rent out the cabin, too.

I just didn't want to pay for it.

What are you doing?

I'm looking for a way to get in.

Is it empty?

It looks like it.

So you're just going to break in?

Do you have a better idea?

I'll look around the back.

Uh, OK, I'll just wait here, I guess.

[RUSTLING]

I do not like this.

Someone out there?

Is there someone out there?

Someone out there?

Is there someone out there?

I found an open window.

They're doing that mimicking thing again.

Oh, look.

Do you see a landline or anything?

No, not yet.

And actually, now that I think about it, once we find one,

what are we going to do?

Like you said, we're breaking and entering,

so are we going to call the police?

It would be nice to have the option.

True.

OK, let's keep looking.

This place is nice.

Ooh, they got tunes.

Not many options.

No, thanks.

Brussels sprouts and corn?

Even less inspiring.

That's not a pantry.

Bleak.

Very bleak.

Spooking yourself.

Hey.

Jesus, you scared me.

Sorry.

No landline?

No landline.

How about Wi-Fi?

Well, I didn't pay for the cabin,

so they didn't send us the password.

Oh, shit.

What now?

Well, it's wooded, but it's not super remote,

so we could make it to the neighbor's house in the next 10

minutes.

It's nothing.

Yeah, it's nothing if someone isn't stalking us

from the tree lines.

OK.

So we just wait until morning.

We'll lock up all the windows and doors,

and it'll be light in a few hours anyways.

What if whoever's out there gets in here?

Let's hope they don't.

Hey, what's your passcode?

What?

Are you stealing their food?

Well, we left all of our snacks behind in the tent and all

that running made me hungry.

And they don't have any booze, I already checked.

Let's lighten up the vibe in here.

Why were you asking about my phone?

Well, because you were filming out there by the foundation,

right?

Yeah.

So maybe you got whoever was out there on your phone.

Smart thinking.

Let me do it.

Maybe a little dangerous for you to look through my camera roll.

Relax, I've seen your tits before.

Don't look back.

Is that a mask?

What?

Well, it's pretty blurry.

Why would someone be wearing a mask?

To fuck with us.

All right, it's my turn to go pee.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

Brad?

If that's you, this isn't cool.

I heard you yelling.

What did I miss?

Someone's shining a light to the door.

Like spying on us?

I don't know.

What the hell?

[MUSIC SKIPPING]

What the fuck?

This is not funny.

Holy shit.

And now they what, cut the power?

Where are you?

I'm here.

Holy shit, I can't see anything.

Where are the flashlights?

I'm looking.

Me too.

I think I left mine in the kitchen.

Why are we whispering?

I don't know.

I just... I feel exposed.

Shh.

Quiet.

Listen.

Can you hear anything?

Anyone?

Like someone mocking us?

No, nothing.

Just silence.

I ran into something.

I think it was a lamp.

[CLINKING]

Shit.

The wine glasses.

I can't see my hand in front of my face, it's so dark.

And quiet.

No hum of the refrigerator, no buzzing lights.

I don't like it.

Oh, flashlight, I found one.

Thank God.

Oh, fucking thing.

This thing's not even working.

Oh, there it goes.

I got mine, too.

What the hell is that?

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

The car headlights.

Did it stop?

This is so stupid.

Minnie, you don't know who's out there.

Well, I'm going to find out.

Hey, don't.

It looks like there's no one there.

I'm going to go check around back.

Yo, you find this amusing, sneaking around,

spooking a few chicks?

Whoever's out there, come out.

This isn't funny, asshole.

Do you see anyone out there?

No, it's really dark.

OK, well, just come back inside.

All right.

[PANTING]

What?

There was just somebody out there.

You must have seen them.

I didn't see anyone.

What?

He must have walked right by you.

Me?

Yeah.

Was it Brad?

I don't know.

I couldn't tell.

No, no, it couldn't have been him.

I turned my phone off earlier, and there's

no way he could have known where I was.

No, it wasn't him.

OK, then who?

I don't know, maybe it was one of your crazy fans.

What?

No.

I never share personal information or post my location.

OK.

Maybe we just chalk it up to the horror movie cliche, local kids?

Yeah, it's possible.

And it's a boring Friday night.

So if those little shits are anything like us,

they're probably lit up like the 4th of July.

The biggest errors a man might make.

Do you hear that?

Is that [INAUDIBLE]?

With so many UFO sightings, it seems like Southern California

might be the go-to spot for extraterrestrials

looking for a quick vacation.

You're not from this world, are you?

You're so much like us.

After all, who wouldn't want to kick back

in quaint little towns full of small cabins, cozy bars,

local art galleries, and maybe even a...

And why that specific clip out of any other clip?

No, stop.

Don't even finish that thought.

Do not let your imagination run away from you.

My imagination?

No.

How do you explain that?

And how do you explain the lights too?

A power surge.

A power surge?

And what caused it, exactly?

Look, see, the lights are back on.

OK.

Maybe it's not a person out there.

What do you mean?

Maybe it's something else.

Something?

[SCOFFS]

Oh my God, Dylan, don't crack on me now.

But, OK, it's not just the lights and the phone,

but what about that face?

It's mask.

No, something... something feels off.

How are you just acting so normal?

How are you not freaking out?

Of course I'm freaking out.

OK?

It's called being strong, which apparently you

don't know how to do.

I'm sorry.

I went too far.

No, it's fine.

No, it's not.

I'm sorry You are strong.

You wouldn't be here if you weren't.

You wouldn't have asked to take this trip if you weren't.

And I just...

I don't like showing weakness.

And this whole trip has just been really weird.

No, you're right.

Even if it's Brad, or if it's some kid,

or if it's someone else with something

more in mind than just fucking with us,

we have to be ready to stick up for ourselves.

There's my girl.

[RUSTLING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Why are you recording?

This isn't for BigRichard 69, is it?

I don't know, I guess it just makes

me feel like somebody else is here.

Yeah.

Are we going to sleep with all the lights on?

I wasn't going to sleep at all.

Oh, true.

I don't know why I said that.

Sun's almost up.

Why do you think they're mimicking us?

Oh, like freaking Jabberjaw.

Yeah, but instead of annoying...

It's really creepy.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Penis.

Penis.

Penis.

Penis.

Penis.

Penis!

I love you.

I love you too.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[CHIRPING]

Can't believe we fell asleep.

OK.

You're OK.

The sun's up.

We're fine.

Just get to the keys, get to the car, and get home to Brad

and turn right back around again.

Once and for all.

Hello, pinetop, what are you doing

sitting around here with your head hung down, looking so sad?

I just think about all these piano players going around here,

making big money playing on these records.

Well, why don't you play on some of these records?

That's a good idea.

Boy, I believe I can start [INAUDIBLE] right now.

Hey, Minnie.

I managed to rustle up some coffee.

Are you ready...

Minnie?

Where'd you go?

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Did she go outside?

Minnie?

Still locked.

Of course.

Minnie?

Must have gone for the keys.

Are you out here?

Now, if I could only remember where the tent is.

Found the road, but there's no one around.

OK.

OK, I'm not going to lie, I'm starting

to get a little worried.

Minnie?

Minnie?

Are you in there?

Oh, what is that smell?

Keys.

Keys, keys, keys, keys, keys, keys, keys.

Oh my God, Minnie.

Minnie, what happened to you?

Can't believe we fell asleep.

Minnie, wake up.

Come outside.

Minnie.

Dylan?

Where are you?

Outside.

Oh my God, I can't believe that's been

recording the whole time.

My memory's going to run out.

Hey, I'm ready to get the keys and go.

Coming.

Dylan.

Dylan?

Go, Dylan.

Where'd you go?

Well, there's a trail.

That's a good sign.

Trails mean people.

Another one of those abandoned houses.

Picnic area, cabin, more things that mean people.

But at the moment, I'm looking for one person in particular.

So weird.

I heard Dylan calling me out here, but now I'm here

and I don't see her anywhere.

[SQUAWKING]

Shit.

Started by a stupid bird.

Butts.

Wait, what is that sound?

[RUMBLING]

Holy shit.

What the hell are those?

[RUMBLING]

Just like that, they're already gone.

What the?

Fuck this.

I'm peacing out.

Tell me you didn't just see that.

Starting to think a girl's weekend camping trip

was a mistake.

[FOOTSTEPS]

The fuck.

OK, Minnie, I guess coming alone in the forest

wasn't such a good idea.

Thank God.

[GASPS]

I'm out of here.

Hi there.

Hi there.

Hi there.

Hi there.

I was looking for the keys.

I went out for the tent and got turned around.

I think I've had enough of the fresh air.

Are you ready to go home?

Are you ready to go home?

Hi there.

Hi there.

Hi there.

I was looking for the keys.

I went out for the tent and got turned around.

I think I've had enough of the fresh air.

I think I've had enough of the fresh air.

Are you ready to go home?

Are you ready to go home?

Hi.

Hello.

Hi there.

I think I've had enough of the fresh air.

[FOOTSTEPS]

OK, it's been silent long enough.

You gotta look.

You gotta look, you gotta look.

Looks like I'm alone now.

I just got to make a run for it.

[GRUNTS]

Jesus, did you just seriously fall?

Now which way to the cabin?

Which way?

[PANTING]

Hi there.

Minnie, where have you been?

I was getting the keys.

I went looking for the tent and I got turned around.

Oh.

Well, I was worried when I woke up and you weren't there.

I think I've had enough of the fresh air.

Are you ready to go home?

Yeah, sure.

I'll drive.

I thought you wanted to go home?

Soon.

Let me show you something.

Where are you?

Did you go upstairs?

Thank God.

Wi-Fi.

You tried to leave.

There's more than one of you.

Who are you?

What are you?

It's me, Dylan.

It's me.

No, you're not.

You're mimicking Minnie, but you're not Minnie.

What makes you say that?

Because I saw her body.

You killed her.

[INAUDIBLE]

[PANTING]

Go away.

We're not going to do that.

What do you want?

To observe.

And to do that, we must blend in.

We must kill to copy.

You murdered Minnie to become her.

I waited for you to separate.

That's why you imitated our voices.

Your language.

It's new to you.

We communicate differently.

You've seen our true form.

We draw unwanted attention.

And your friend out there, what does he want?

To copy you.

I'd like to have a say in that.

Go away.

Sooner or later, we'll get in there.

He needs a host.

A car.

Dylan, I know you're in there.

Brad?

How did he find me?

Minnie, are you still there?

Dylan.

[KNOCKING]

I know you're in there.

Who is that?

He's no one.

Who the hell is in this cabin?

You said you needed a host.

What about him?

Come on.

Turning on your own kind.

Humans are fascinating.

He hurt me.

He hurt you?

Open up.

I just want to talk, work things out.

So hurt him.

I could tell you were nearby when you turned your phone off

yesterday.

I've been driving around in fucking circles.

20 minutes ago, your location popped up again.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

This is fucking bullshit, Dylan.

It's pathetic.

It's pathetic, really.

Running off, too afraid to face me?

You don't... you don't want me to bust this fucking door down, OK?

So do us both a favor and let me the fuck in.

(SINGING) I can the man that made me what I am today.

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

Following reports of what appeared to be meteors.

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

Streaking through the atmosphere before landing in various areas.

Shortly after the event...

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

Numerous locals have reported unusual behavior in their loved

ones, acting differently, exhibiting strange moods

and erratic actions, and in some cases, violence.

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]