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My history report, by Ethelrida Pearl Smutny.

Frederick Douglass once intoned,

"I stand before you as a thief and a robber.

"I stole this head, these limbs,

this body from my master, and I ran off with them."

What'd you do this time?

I been maligned.

My point being,

the moment our feet touched American soil,

we were already criminals.

Next.

But this report isn't about my history.

It's about our history.

Hyah! Hyah!

Kansas City, Missouri.

In the beginning there were the Hebrews,

and they ran the underworld.

Then came the Irish.

To keep the peace, the boss of each family

gave offer of his youngest son in trade.

Relax, boychick.

The thinking was,

by raising your enemy's offspring,

an understanding could be reached.

- There. - And peace maintained.

Put some hair on your bollocks.

See, the problem wasn't that I was disreputable.

What'd you do this time?

Punched Dolores Disfarmer with my eye, of course.

I was, in fact, a student of exceptional virtue

and high achievement.

The problem was the only thing worse than a disreputable Negro

was an upstanding one.

I got it.

And so I endured the slings and arrows

of small-minded folk who, in their narrow thoughts,

imagined they could teach me a lesson.

Hey!

Oh, my God! Oh!

Well done, boyo.

Bring the lad.

And now... my son.

Are you familiar with the legend of Goldilocks?

Someone...

has been sittin' in your chair.

And someone has been eatin' from your bowl.

And someone has been sleepin' in your bed.

It's time...

... for bears to be bears.

Yeah.

Chew him up.

Logic dictates that in every fight,

there is a winner and a loser.

But this is a history report.

And what does history tell us?

Peace don't last for long.

The Italians came next.

That's how it worked.

Whoever was last off the boat,

finding the doors of honest capital closed,

rolled up their sleeves and got to work,

getting rich the old-fashioned way.

Webster's defines "assimilation" as...

"the process of becoming similar to something."

You can check it if you want,

but it's factual.

But imbibing these words, dear reader,

we are forced to ask,

similar to what?

Have a seat, Ethelrida.

If America is a nation of immigrants,

then how does one become American?

I take your meaning and applaud your intent,

but if it's all the same,

I believe I'm gonna go ahead and stand.

♪ How'm I doin', hey, hey... ♪

And, you know, he lied so much,

they called the son of a bitch "Two Face."

But you can't be too careful.

So, after I shot him between the eyes I rolled him over

and shot him on the other side, just to be certain.

Let it never be said...

It's the double cross.

Let me in, I got to talk to my dad.

You pig fuckers.

You sons of whores.

I'll murder the lot of you!

A curse on you...

Winston Churchill said,

"History is written by the victors."

That's a fancy word for winner.

My folks have a system.

Dad does the white funerals.

Condolences.

Condolences.

Mom ministrates to the colored.

What's this?

It's the Urbanski to-do, remember?

Should I go around back?

Dad?

Uh, no, no. Just...

It's winding down, go on through to the kitchen.

Oh, oh, apologies.

- What? - Oh,

I-I... I was simply excusing myself.

I'm not normally this out of sorts.

It's a funeral.

People cry at funerals.

Ah, amen.

Those are wise words for a person of your complexion.

But, then I've noticed your people

are often more in touch with their spiritual

and emotional side.

My people?

The Negro.

It's a Baptist fervor,

I'd wager, what causes them to hoot

and tumble to the floor,

aflush with the Holy Spirit.

Miss Mayflower, I see you've met my daughter,

Ethelrida.

Your daughter?

The one and only.

Ethelrida, this is Miss Mayflower.

She's a nurse at St. Bartholomew.

Oh, yeah.

Huh.

Yes, now I see it.

This child is certainly the product of miscegenation.

Uh, if by that you mean she's the spitting image

of her father, then I take that as a compliment.

Your mother must be quite dark-skinned.

As I've-I've noticed in my study of the human animal

that in the combination of the races,

it is De rigueur for the more extreme coloration to prevail.

I'm going to the kitchen.

It was very nice to meet you.

Lovely.

Well, I best be going.

Here's the thing about America:

the minute you relax and fatten up...

... somebody hungrier's gonna come along,

looking for a piece of your pie.

You come alone?

Nah.

Relax.

I just thought, being men,

we should do this like men.

Well, all right, then.

Yeah, all right.

You sure about this?

You're the one who said war was killing us.

But you remember what happened to the Irish?

We had this back-and-forth already.

They got the upper hand now,

but not for long.

So we play along or keep cutting each other's throats.

He's your boy.

There's got to be something less we can risk.

Keep your head down.

If there's trouble, swing for the balls,

then the eyes.

No!

No. No!

Learn everything.

Sleep with one eye open.

Be as Daniel in the lion's den.

I don't want to go.

Come on, kid.

Hey. You want my advice?

Be who you need to be,

don't forget who you are.

This is Zirominu Guglielmo Fadda,

youngest son of Don Fadda.

Protect his life as your own.

Where you from...

Dublin, Italy?

And here's what you need to know

about the people in that room.

None of them were white.

They were dagos, Negroes, micks,

all fighting for the right to have been created equal.

But equal to what?

And who gets to decide?

And that leads me to this conclusory idea, dear reader,

which is that history is made up of the actions

of individuals.

And yet, none of us can know at the time we act

that we are making history.

Mama?

Go to your room.

- But I... - I said go to your room.

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He behaving?

Boys are boys.

But he clean his plate. He says "sir."

We should talk about the stockyards.

A done deal is done.

What could we say?

Well, we could talk about how most of the labor

on the east side is colored now

and how that should make it ours.

I own black clothes.

You saying those are yours, too?

So I give him a little uppercut, keep him on his feet.

So, right after...

Which one of you is Samuel?

Lemuel.

- What? - My name is Lemuel.

It's in the Bible.

The Jew part or the Catholic part?

Boy, you need to get up out of here.

We're trying to have a civilized conversation.

Do you know who I am?

Do you?

- What? - You say "what" a lot.

- What? - I think he's confused.

Boss.

It's a playground.

Come on.

Like I was saying...

Had to hit him with a couple uppercuts.

Want to keep him on his feet.

His mama needs to see him.

Hmm.

We can arrange something for the weekend.

Just the women.

You're acting like I work for you.

We got an alliance.

And I know you think

part of being an American is standing on my neck.

But I see the window signs.

"No coloreds, no Italians."

So we're both in the gutter together, like it or not.

Now, I'm gonna keep growing my business...

... and making sure my people are safe.

You want to start murdering children?

Last I checked, you had more than me.

Calm down. There's no anger here.

Just business.

Ah.

See you in the Bible.

That don't even make sense.

Take the kid. I got a meeting.

We should move on them already.

They don't respect you, they don't respect the family.

You think they don't talk

about us like this in Mission Hills?

In Leawood? Hmm?

"Dago," "wop."

We're the goddamn Roman Empire.

They were born in huts.

Josto.

All I'm saying is who knows

what they're doing to my brother.

Three years you had me with the Irish.

Tre Ann...

If I say it is so, it is so.

Hey!

Tell him about Gaetano.

Tell me what?

Your brother's coming over.

He wants to see your ma.

When?

Uh...

Next week.

Visitina?

Yeah.

Bang!

Bang!

Put your hands up! Put your hands up!

So you were just gonna sneak him in

so he could, uh, what, measure the drapes?

This is my town.

He's not even American.

Come on, already!

I'm the boss. This is my world. My crew.

Yeah.

Bang! Bang!

Bang, bang.

- Papa. I didn't, I didn't mean... - You...

Bang!

Pop.

Pop, what's the matter?

Pop. Hey.

Pop. Pop.

What? Pop. Hey, Pop.

- Boss? - Pop.

- Pop. Papa. - Hey, what happened?

- Boss! Boss. - Pop. Pop!

- Pop! Pop. - Boss. What happened, boss?

Christ.

Gross.

Oh... Oh, Pop.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Oh!

Pop!

Che cazzo? Go! Go,

- go, go, go, go! - No! Get your ass moving, hurry!

Oh!

Stay with them.

Hey! Hey!

Faster, Antonio, faster!

Step on it, Antoon!

Hey. That's the wrong door!

Come on, boss.

Keep that pressure on his neck.

All right.

Guys, what hap... w-what happened?

Doctor! Doctor! Doctor.

- We need a doctor. - Sir, there is a line.

- He's cut. Call a doctor. - You need to check in properly.

- Get the fucking doctor. - Sir, there is no need for that tone.

Darling, you best find a doctor

or this man's gonna die right here in your lobby.

And then you'll have us to deal with.

Stay calm, Papa.

Gentlemen, we don't want any trouble.

I'm the hospital administrator, Dr. Harvard.

Are you kidding? Is he kidding? Can I get a fucking doctor?

- Is that a gunshot? - Absolutely not.

My friend, we are both professional.

So, what's it gonna take?

Gentlemen, this is a private hospital.

We serve only a certain class of people.

A certain class of people?

Respectable. American.

Now, St. Bartholomew is a few miles away.

That's the public hospital, for your kind of people.

I recommend you take your business there.

Hurt this guy.

- No. Wait! - Now hold on.

You should know we've called the police,

and they're on their way.

I propose you go to St. Bartholomew's.

Immediately.

Get him in the car.

Keep the pressure on.

- Come on, Paolo. - Come on, let's go. Let's go.

You and me are gonna dance again later. Hmm?

Let's go!

- Go! - Go, Antonio.

Antonio, go, go!

- Go! - Go!

You boys find the place okay?

The third-largest bank in the state.

Found it fine.

Well, any friend of the Alderman's a friend of mine.

He tells me you're a banker yourself.

In your community.

Well, we give personal and small business loans.

This is my associate, Doctor Senator.

- You're a doctor? - No, sir.

Name is Doctor. Uh, Doctor Senator.

It was my mother's idea.

- And what was her name? - Ma'am.

- Her name was Ma'am? - Doc here runs operations

for the entire Midwest region.

- He has a PhD in economics. - Mm-hmm.

Howard University.

That's the Negro school.

Can we cut to the chase? Wink?

Can I call you Wink?

We're here 'cause I have an idea.

- An idea. - I'm something of a futurist,

which means I don't just see how to make money today,

I have a premonition about the wealth of tomorrow.

At our bank, we extend a lot of credit.

But unlike this fine establishment,

we don't always ask for commensurate collateral.

And what I've learned is that every average Joe

wants one thing,

and that's to seem rich.

Not to be rich.

To look rich. It's about face.

Picture it's Saturday night,

and you're going out with your best girl.

You promised her lobster, but there's a problem.

You've only got two dollars to your name.

But you're not afraid, 'cause you've got this.

Is that... ?

What is that?

I call it a credit card.

Accepted at stores and fine dining establishments

around the country.

Can't pay for the meal today?

Put it on credit, pay for it tomorrow.

Plus interest. That's the key.

We've already got about a hundred businesses signed up

in the colored community around the state.

- It's heavy. - That's just a prototype.

The real card could be manufactured

- from a lighter material. - For instance,

there's are a lot of exciting things happening

these days in plastics.

And you're saying the bank, uh...

What are you saying?

What you hold in your hand right now

is something I call

a financial instrument.

It is a product your bank will offer to customers.

Uh, just think of it

as an open line of credit paid back weekly.

Or monthly.

I don't understand.

If you got your own bank,

what do you need us for?

Simple. I've already got a customer base.

What I need help with is convincing white businesses

to take the card as a means of payment

so we can expand into your community

and then go national.

I was thinking a partnership,

60-40.

No.

No?

I'm offering you a million-dollar idea.

A billion-dollar idea.

I'll give you this, you boys

have got a hell of an imagination.

But the people I see day in, day out...

hardworking people, family men...

well, they're just not gonna spend money they don't have.

- Mr. Winckle... - And charging 'em high rates of interest,

preying on 'em when times get tough, well,

that's just not what banking's all about.

But thanks for thinking of us here

at Winckle Savings and Loan, voted number one

in customer services for the larger Kansas City metro area

three years running.

You fellas have yourselves a crackerjack day.

How'd it go?

A fucking dream come true.

We got the pellet out,

but he's lost a lot of blood.

I want a real doctor.

I assure you, I'm as real a doctor as you can get.

Is he gonna die?

I'd like to keep him here a few days.

Uh, as I said, he's lost a lot of blood.

What matters is he rests.

I want two guys on watch all night.

I'll take care of it myself.

Send everyone else home.

And what about your mama?

Tell Maxia. She'll talk to Ma and the others.

They can come in the morning, if he makes it.

Oh, excuse me, young fella,

- chuck wagon coming through. - Oh, sorry.

Oh, God, no need for sorry.

What with you worrying and grieving.

Hey.

You got any bennies?

Zoomers? A little chicken powder?

You know, something to pick me up.

I've had a world-class day.

Well, sir, those...

... those types of narcotics...

when prescribed as a medical remedy,

say, as a mood elevator or to strengthen the concentration...

can be quite effective, but ingesting them

without the written prescription

of a certified physician...

that's not something I can help you with.

Psst.

What if I share?

Holy Christmas.

Mm-hmm.

When using illicit substances,

it's very important to avoid obvious physical tells:

redness of the eyes, inflamed epidermal tissue,

say around the proboscis.

- You got a funny way of talking. - Yep.

I'm from Minnesota, land of 10,000 lakes.

No, I mean... you use big words.

Well, I've found in my 36 years on God's green Earth

that it's absolutely critical

to be precise in your use of language

so as to avoid instances of misreckoning.

Well...

I should return to my ministrations.

You have a Bunsen burner?

Huh? No.

Oh, no.

There was no bang when they shot him.

Hmm?

My father.

Mm.

Who shot him?

I don't know. Children, I think.

That's not what matters.

Mm, tell me what matters.

Hmm?

He's in a lot of pain.

And I don't like to see him like that.

Will you take care of him?

I shall attend to him faithfully until the Lord arrives.

Aces.

♪ To live in an old shack by the sea... ♪

Bang.

♪ And breathe the sweet salt air ♪

♪ To live with the dawn ♪

♪ And the dusk ♪

♪ The new moon ♪

♪ And the full moon ♪

♪ I am everyone ♪

♪ Anyone ♪

♪ No one. ♪

I was about to ring the bell again.

Sorry.

Miss French started us on reverse fractions.

Come, Lord Jesus,

be our guest, and let Thy gifts to us be blessed.

Amen.

- Amen. - Amen.

You know, Zebron says we might be getting

the American Pathology Conference right here

in Kansas City next year.

Maybe they want me to present my paper

on how to simulate a lifelike glimmer

- in the human eye. - It's happening.

Who were those men earlier?

The which?

After the funeral.

You sent me to my room.

Sorry about the exchange with Nurse Mayflower before.

She's... you know, a bit of an eccentric.

Progressive in her way, I suppose.

By all measure, a fine woman.

Works at St. Bartholomew's.

Hmm. You mentioned.

Ma, who were those men?

Well, Ethelrida, not all things in this house

is for your understanding.

Your father and I do deserve some privacy.

Dad?

I'm not a kid, you know.

Well, dear, technically...

I know there's something afoot.

I hear the whispers late at night.

I'm a part of this family, you know.

Girl, you best sit down

and finish your meal.

I know I didn't raise a child who would throw such histrionics

at my dinner table, under my roof.

What your mother's trying to say...

Don't "what your mother's trying to say" her.

She hears me.

And if she don't,

she damn well hears my tone.

Sit down.

That's better.

Believe me, if there's something

your father and I want you to know,

you're gonna know it.

Now, pass the peas.

I'll get Lemuel to bring you out a plate.

- Hey. - Daddy!

All right.

Give your daddy some room, now.

He's had a tough day.

Hmm. How you know what kind of day I had?

'Cause you got a face and I've been looking at it

- every day for 26 years. - Oh.

Boy, get a plate together and bring it out to Opal.

Now.

Hey, Mama.

Lemuel says you saw Satchel.

Yeah.

Skinny.

- I don't want to hear that. - And I don't want to say it.

But this ain't no fairy tale.

How's he doing?

He ate a loaf of bread for lunch.

I called him Satchel twice.

We'll get him back.

When?

As soon as I see their throats.

Who made dinner?

- Did you help your mommy? - Yeah.

You better help your mommy.

And if you made it, I can't wait.

Okay, my lovely, no need to fret.

Mama's here.

Does it hurt, my lovely?

This earthly realm.

Dumini.

Get... the doctor.

- You speak Italiano? - Mm-hmm.

Y español.

Und Deutsch. Enough to becalm my wards

and settle my patients.

I'm a people person, don'tcha know.

Now, rest up, old-timer,

for your Lord won't want you if you're ornery.

- My... son. - Such a sweet boy.

And he's concerned for you.

He sees the pain you're in,

the tribulations you've endured.

But don't worry, it won't be much longer now.

Hey! Stop that!

It won't be much longer.

Shh, shh, shh, shh.

Dumini.

It won't be much longer now.

♪ I was stand... ♪

♪ I was standing ♪

♪ By my window ♪

♪ It was a cold and cloudy day ♪

♪ When I saw my ♪

♪ Hearse come rollin' ♪

♪ For to carry my mother away ♪

♪ Will the circle ♪

♪ Be unbroken ♪

♪ By and by, Lord ♪

♪ By and by ♪

♪ There's a better ♪

♪ Home a-waitin' ♪

♪ In the sky, Lord ♪

♪ In the sky. ♪

Ooh.

I know.

Yeah.

Yeah, I told ya, I... Mm-hmm.

Hon? Is that you?

Geez, it's freezing out here.

Why don't you come inside?

What's gonna happen to me, Dad?

In the world.

Oh, hon.

It's gonna be okay.

There's a place for all of us on this earth.

We just... we just have to find it.

Why don't you come on in?

Who were those guys?

In the kitchen.

We're just having some money trouble right now,

your mom and me.

Not a lot.

Please don't tell her I said.

She's a very proud woman, you know.

Are we gonna lose the house?

No. No, nothing like that.

Just a bad city inspection, some renovations to do,

but we-we got it covered.

Want me to read to you, help you fall back asleep?

Dad, I'm 16.

Doesn't mean you don't need a bedtime story

from time to time.

What do you say?

Wizard of Oz?

All right. Come on.

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