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♪ I want y'all to meet my family ♪

♪ They're coming down south ♪ ♪ To stay with me ♪

- ♪ Big Moz ♪ - ♪ Do you love me? ♪

- ♪ Yep ♪ - ♪ I'm Cocoa! ♪

♪ Jade in the house, I've got a lot to say ♪

♪ I'm a big sis, can't-miss renegade ♪

♪ Call me Shaka now ♪ ♪ I'm the, I'm the chief rocker now ♪

♪ Mazzi, Mazzi, Mazzi, Mazzi, Mazzi ♪ ♪ That's me ♪

♪ Little mommy, I'm Ami ♪

♪ Singing loud and having fun ♪

♪ It's Family Reunion ♪

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Ooh, dang. I-I broke another Christmas ornament. My... my bad.

Your bad? Break another one, it's gonna be your butt!

Season's greetings, family.

Oh, looks like the gift that keeps on taking is here.

- Hush, little girl. - Perfect timing, Uncle Daniel.

You can help me untangle these Christmas lights.

Nice of you to share your job with me, Shaka,

but, uh, I'm just here for the gumbo.

No work, no gumbo.

Step aside and let a man fix it.

Grandpa, when's your special gumbo gonna be ready? I'm hungry.

Sorry, Ami, but the secret of a great gumbo is time.

That screaming wasn't very manly.

My voice's still deeper than yours.

I'm taking this basket to the neighbors. I'll be right back.

Hey, come on, guys. Let's go binge-watch some Christmas movies.

Yeah!

- Hey! - Yeah!

It's not fair. I should be able to get what I really want.

Honey, you have lost your mind

if you think we're gonna buy you $1,500 Christian Louboutins.

Well, luckily, they're on sale for a very reasonable 700!

Dad, please. It's Christmas.

What are you guys talking about?

Your delusional niece wants a pair of red bottoms.

You are too young to be wearing five-inch heels.

Five-inch heels? Girl, just ask for stilts instead.

Y'all are so old-fashioned.

Thank you, Uncle Daniel. Speak.

Yeah. It's no big deal.

These days, all the women are wearing these shoes.

Exactly. Women. Jade is a 15-year-old girl.

You are not grown.

Well, I can't wait until I'm old enough to do whatever I want.

Jade, that time is coming all too soon. Slow down.

Don't be in such a rush to grow up.

It's too late.

I'm already grown.

It's you guys who refuse to recognize it!

I'm old enough

to do whatever I want.

I'm grown.

I'm old enough

to do whatever I want.

Where are we? These Christmas decorations are so extra.

Well, the sign says "Grown City."

Hm.

Never heard of it.

Yeah, me neither. I don't think we're in Georgia anymore.

Ya don't say?

Ooh, we have visitors.

Come on in to Grown City. We are your welcome committee.

I'm Ebony. That's Essence. He's Jet.

Stick with us and you'll be set.

No need to fear. We are always here.

No need to fuss. Just call on us.

Right on. Okay. Let's, uh...

be sil-lay.

Could have let a brother know we was doing the rhyme thing.

We are in a group chat for a reason.

Hey, hey! Could somebody please just tell us where we are?

Well, you in Grown City,

where no matter how old you are, you grown.

Even me?

Even you.

- What does that mean? - What do we do?

"What do we do?"

Whatever you want. Did I mention

you grown?

Hey, follow me.

What a beautiful store! What do you sell?

Everything you want, darling!

♪ Unlock your mind ♪

♪ Congratulations, you're unconfined ♪

- ♪ The world is yours ♪ - What's going on?

♪ Say hello, good life ♪ ♪ Goodbye, chores ♪

♪ Goodbye to orders ♪ ♪ Hello, autonomy ♪

♪ Bye to duties ♪ ♪ Do what you want to be ♪

♪ Hi to freedom, you're a star ♪

♪ Bye to childhood, because you are ♪

- ♪ Grown and fabulous ♪ - ♪ Be grown ♪

- ♪ Independence, un-nebulous ♪ - ♪ Be fab ♪

- ♪ So come and follow us ♪ - ♪ Follow us ♪

- ♪ Be grown and fabulous ♪ - ♪ We're fabulous! ♪

We don't have any money. How can we afford all of this?

You're grown! You have credit.

♪ New me, rebirth ♪

♪ I'm going to travel the Earth ♪

♪ From space, you'll see ♪

♪ I'm an astronaut ♪ ♪ Not a kid studying ♪

♪ Hello, possibilities ♪ ♪ Goodbye, gravity ♪

♪ 'Cause in the galaxy ♪ ♪ No one's mad at me ♪

♪ Flying freely among the stars ♪

♪ Bye to childhood, because you are ♪

- ♪ Grown and fabulous ♪ - ♪ Be grown ♪

- ♪ Independence, un-nebulous ♪ - ♪ Be fab ♪

- ♪ So come and follow us ♪ - ♪ Follow us ♪

- ♪ Be grown and fabulous ♪ - ♪ We're fabulous! ♪

My turn. Now that I'm grown, I'm gonna save people's lives.

Hold on. Princesses aren't doctors.

They are in Grown City.

In that case, microphone, please.

♪ Pop star, chef, football player ♪

♪ Like my cakes, I'm triple-layered ♪

♪ I'll sing halftime at the Super Bowl ♪

♪ And then I'll kick ♪ ♪ The winning field goal ♪

- ♪ Grown and fabulous ♪ - ♪ Be grown ♪

- ♪ Independence, un-nebulous ♪ - ♪ Be fab ♪

- ♪ So come and follow us ♪ - ♪ Follow us ♪

- ♪ Be grown and fabulous ♪ - ♪ We're fabulous! ♪

What about you?

Hmm. Be right back.

Who are you?

I'm grown and fabulous.

Oh, my dream shoes!

But they're so expensive.

Mmm.

Well, who cares? Remember your credit card?

Sorry, we have to close the store.

But meet us at Club 21 if you want to party more.

Okay.

Bye, guys. Come on.

Bye!

I'm only gonna tell you one more time.

You need to cut it with all the rhymes.

Hey, I did it!

I'm a poet and I didn't even know it!

Do y'all hear what I'm saying?

Can you get what I'm saying though?

I could get used to this place.

Free stuff by just swiping a piece of plastic.

Being an adult is like being in heaven.

Hello, peasants.

- Are you an angel? - How dare you?

I'm the Silver Witch, the baddest witch on this side of Grown City,

and I want you to take off my ruby stilettos.

Oh, no, my sister. Uh-uh. You gotta get your own.

Besides, they're much too small for your feet.

Well, you know what they say about witches with big feet?

- No. - We kick a lot of butt!

And if you don't give me those shoes,

you're going to regret it

for the last five seconds of your miserable life!

Whoa, whoa!

Jade, give her those shoes before you end up barbecued.

Ooh, you're pretty!

Thank you. I'm the Golden Witch.

You can call me Goldie.

Well, no one invited you, goody Goldie.

Witch, please! Leave these children alone!

Go back to your side of town!

There are no children in Grown City.

And besides, I want those shoes to wear

to the Witches' Annual Christmas Party.

Back off, Silvie!

The fashion police put a warrant out for your arrest.

I wish a witch would.

This ain't over, Goldie.

I'm just gonna say it.

I don't like her.

Goldie, you're amazing.

Tell me something I don't know.

But what I do know is you are all really just kids.

You have no business being in Grown City.

I agree. That evil witch scared 20 years off of my life.

Oh, I'm keeping my stuff.

Fine. But, children, hurry home.

Trust me, this is no place for you.

What direction is Columbus?

Follow the purple and gold road to the Enchanted Elevator.

- She could have given us a ride. - I knew he was gonna say that.

- That makes sense. - It's fine. Come on.

This is the club Ebony, Essence, and Jet mentioned!

Who cares? We're looking for the Enchanted Elevator.

Right.

After I go check out this club.

But Goldie said to hurry home.

No. She said, "Children, hurry home."

Unlike you, I am grown.

- But she said... - Nuh-uh!

Go on without me. I'll come home when I'm ready.

Okay, girl. You do you.

Welcome. I'm Cat Daddy. So, what are we drinking tonight?

I'll have a Shirley Temple.

Heavy on the Shirley, light on the Temple.

So how long are we gonna be in town?

Well, I was headed home,

but I'm just having so much fun, I don't wanna go.

This is so much better than having to be a kid

and listen to everybody else's rules.

Yeah, but I gotta admit,

sometimes I miss the good old days of being a kid.

No way.

Hm.

Yes way.

Now listen up and let this not-so-old man tell you somethin'.

♪ Well, let me take you back ♪ ♪ To the good old days ♪

♪ Before I had to make stacks ♪ ♪ And I could play all day ♪

♪ Before my stacks got axed ♪ ♪ By my income tax ♪

♪ And my property tax ♪ ♪ And I could just relax ♪

♪ But at least you have income ♪ ♪ And independence ♪

♪ You have independence ♪ ♪ Then in come dependents ♪

♪ Like kids and a spouse ♪ ♪ And an unemployed brother ♪

♪ I think I'll get this coat ♪ ♪ And give that no bother ♪

♪ No, it's better to be younger ♪ ♪ In a major way ♪

♪ And I wish I could go back ♪ ♪ To the good old days ♪

- ♪ One, one, two, two, three, four! ♪ - ♪ Well ♪

♪ Let me take you back ♪ ♪ Before I had responsibilities ♪

♪ I had more ability, agility, mobility ♪

♪ Now everything hurts ♪ ♪ And my back gets sore ♪

♪ From being on the computer ♪ ♪ And commuting to work ♪

♪ But at least you can drive ♪ ♪ And go where you please ♪

♪ Please! ♪ ♪ You can go ♪

♪ But you would rather sleep ♪

♪ That's like the highlight of my day ♪ ♪ Going to sleep ♪

♪ Oh, and catching up on season 3 of Eve ♪

♪ Better to be older ♪ ♪ Don't care what you say ♪

♪ Yeah, you'll wish you could go back ♪ ♪ To the good old days ♪

♪ Boom! ♪

I wouldn't trade being an adult for anything.

Good.

Then here's your bill.

No problem. I've got it covered.

"Denied"?

Perhaps you could use another card?

I don't... I don't have another card.

Mmm.

Excuse...

Excuse me! Excuse me!

Well, this sucks.

I'm ready to go home now.

Tired of being an adult?

No.

It was just easier with my parents paying the bills.

♪ Grown and fabulous ♪ ♪ Grown and fabulous ♪

Shaka, you home already?

Jade, The Man kidnapped Mazzi and Ami! We need help!

What?

Uh...

What are you still doing here? You don't have any money.

I just found out that my brother and sister

were kidnapped by The Man.

Uh-oh.

The Man's looking for you too? You better get outta here.

- I'll be gone in a blink. - Not possible.

I stand corrected.

That girl's good.

Look! The Man is making Mazzi and Ami work on his money farm.

I always wondered what money laundering was.

It's exactly how I pictured it.

Look at poor Mazzi and Ami.

Keep going, kids.

The Man don't like it when you slow down.

We're working as fast as we can.

Well, go faster,

or the debt collectors might toss you

into The Man's bottomless money pit.

- Stick to the plan? - You bet.

There's nothing like the sound of fresh money.

- Hello, Mr. Man. - Hello. Hello, miss.

And who are you?

Oh, well, I'm just a person who wants to pay her debts off.

Oh, yeah!

Wait a minute.

This is my money.

No! No, no.

There must be a mistake. Try it again.

I'm free! I'm...

What the... Debt collectors!

Run, run! Go!

Help! Help!

My money!

My money!

My money!

- Watch out! - My money!

Ow! My money!

Come on!

Come on, guys!

I rescue you from a lifetime of hard labor

and you leave a sister behind?

You're too slow.

You're not leaving Grown City in those shoes.

Girl, you need to let it go.

I bought them. They're mine.

And you can't have them. Sorry, not sorry, Karen.

Give me those shoes!

Or I'll eat the children.

Uh, Jade, either you give her the shoes or I will.

Didn't I tell you to leave these children alone?

Goldie, thank God you are here.

Please zap this crazy witch so we can go home.

Oh, no, you misunderstood me.

I'm here to protect the kids, not you.

You grown and fabulous, remember?

- What? - Adults fight their own battles.

That's right, Ms. Thing.

You're bad enough to wear those shoes,

be bad enough to be buried in them.

Her darkness is real.

Okay. All right. No, come on. Come on. Hey.

All right, let's go. We gonna fight or what?

What's happening? Come on.

Put 'em up. Let's go, let's go! It's about to go down. Come on, girl.

Uh, Jade is the only one who's about to go down.

Oh, no, no, dear!

Here in Grown City, we don't fight with our fistseses.

Then how do you do it?

At the ball, darling. We do ballroom.

Gather, Grown People!

We're about to watch an epic throwdown!

Yes. Now, this is my kind of fight.

I call House of LaBeija.

Yes! Pepper LaBeija.

Last queen of the Harlem balls. Great choice.

Willi Ninja till I die.

Ooh, the legendary Godfather of Voguing!

Please don't embarrass him.

Quick! Get fabulous before we get bored with you.

Hello, fab folks!

I'm your host, Adonis.

And good news that'll give you a tingle.

Yours truly is currently single.

Move it along, lover boy! This is a ball, not Grindr!

Right.

And the category is OTA.

Open To All.

Vogue.

Bring it, ladies.

Crisp.

Sharp.

♪ Are you ready? ♪

♪ You got that bad girl pose ♪

♪ You got that swagger, girl ♪

♪ You got that supersonic freeze... ♪

Look at that! Did she just...

Oh, yes, ma'am, she did! Oh, the ladies are serving tonight, honeys!

♪ You got that, you got that ♪ ♪ You got that, you got that ♪

♪ You got that, you got that ♪ ♪ You got that ♪

♪ Supersonic pose... ♪

Vogue! Vogue, serve that vogue!

♪ You got that, you got that ♪ ♪ You got that, you got that ♪

♪ Supersonic pose ♪

♪ Make a drumroll, baby ♪

♪ Go, baby ♪ ♪ Go, baby... ♪

Judges? Scores! House of Ninja?

Ten.

Nine.

Eight.

And the House of LaBeija?

Ten.

Ten.

Tens across the board!

Sorry, witch,

but the daughter of the House of LaBeija

and those magical ruby slippers win!

Thank you!

We are all queens.

I would have won if I had had my shoes.

Oh... but you didn't.

Sorry, but you're tarnished, Silver.

Then I'll take this!

You just got snatched, honey!

Well, then I'll snatch her back!

Oh, my gosh. I am... I am so sorry!

Don't worry, dear. She'll be back the next time it rains.

Can we go home now? I don't want to miss Christmas.

Yeah, I want some of Grandpa's gumbo.

- Me too. - Okay.

Yes, it's time.

Come on.

- Bye, everyone! - Bye, guys.

Bye, guys.

Uh, I'll take the next one.

Bye.

Goodbye, everyone.

I will never forget you.

What's going on?

I want to go home. I miss my family too.

♪ Remembering all those good times ♪ ♪ You laughed and played ♪

♪ Backyard dancing, just being Jade ♪

♪ You are a beautiful young woman ♪

♪ But still Daddy's little girl ♪

♪ You've got a lifetime ♪ ♪ To grow and take over the world ♪

♪ Don't rush your childhood ♪ ♪ Don't rush your childhood ♪

♪ Don't rush your childhood ♪ ♪ Don't rush your childhood ♪

♪ Stay a while, just to play a while ♪

♪ Have fun just being young ♪

♪ Time can't turn back ♪ ♪ Though I wish it could ♪

♪ So don't rush your childhood ♪

♪ Once you're grown, you're grown ♪

♪ Out there on your own ♪

♪ You can't be young again ♪ ♪ You're gonna wish you could ♪

♪ So don't rush your childhood ♪

♪ Baby, take your time ♪

♪ Don't rush your childhood ♪

Only kids can escape Grown City.

I get it.

I'm a child.

Ooh!

Oh, my God!

I feel so much better. Those were killing my feet.

Take me home!

Mine! All mine!

What's going on?

I want to go home. I miss my family too.

I get it.

I'm a child.

I'm home?

- I'm home! - Yes, yes, honey, you are.

You really scared us.

Yeah, we were about to call 911.

Mm-hmm.

I was so scared I almost didn't eat these cookies.

Almost!

Jade, honey, are you sure you're okay?

Yeah. Yeah, I just... I had the wildest dream.

I was in this place called Grown City,

and Miss Candy and Daniel,

and that Black girl from High School Musical was there.

Oh! And this evil witch who looked just like you

was trying to steal my shoes.

How did you know she was evil?

Maybe she had good taste and was on a budget.

Well, now you're safe and surrounded by people who love you.

I'm glad you're okay.

- Me too. Shaka cried. - I had something in my eye.

I'm so sorry about how bratty I was over those red bottoms.

I mean, you guys were right.

They're too old for me.

And I am in no rush to grow up.

That's it. We're taking her to the hospital.

Mom, Mom! I feel good.

I'm gonna call the doctor just in case.

I know what'll make you feel even better.

Gumbo!

- Here you go, Jade. - Thank you, Grandpa.

Ooh! I'm back!

The Lawsons sent over the usual.

A bottle of nasty, homemade eggnog.

- Nasty? - Yes, nasty.

You can't taste nothin' but the rum.

Yuck!

But we don't want that all to go to waste.

- No, we do not. - Sho' you right.

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Diva out.