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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,228 --> 00:00:21,229 Ron? 2 00:00:49,090 --> 00:00:50,216 Ron? 3 00:01:06,649 --> 00:01:07,734 Barb! 4 00:01:08,359 --> 00:01:09,986 Barb! Barb! 5 00:01:11,404 --> 00:01:13,782 - Oh, my God, are you okay?! - Yes, everything's fine. 6 00:01:13,865 --> 00:01:16,076 Natalie, can you come talk to your father? 7 00:01:16,159 --> 00:01:17,869 Mom, this is not that big a deal. 8 00:01:17,952 --> 00:01:21,122 Oh, my God, I thought something terrible was happening! 9 00:01:21,206 --> 00:01:22,415 Tell your dad. 10 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:24,379 I know we have a deposit down on the Salisbury... 11 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:26,377 - Yes, we do. - I said we do. 12 00:01:26,461 --> 00:01:30,381 But Tara and I found this great new venue for the wedding. 13 00:01:30,465 --> 00:01:31,966 Erebus. 14 00:01:32,050 --> 00:01:34,052 I'm sorry. 15 00:01:34,135 --> 00:01:35,988 What the hell's happening? What are we talking about? 16 00:01:36,012 --> 00:01:37,972 They wanna get married at a haunted barn. 17 00:01:38,056 --> 00:01:39,599 It's absolutely ridiculous. 18 00:01:39,682 --> 00:01:43,144 I mean, who changes the venue of a wedding this last minute? 19 00:01:43,228 --> 00:01:46,022 Tara always wanted to have it at Erebus, 20 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:47,626 but they only just had a spot open up. 21 00:01:47,690 --> 00:01:51,903 I'm sorry, Natalie, we're not getting a wedding in a haunted house. 22 00:01:51,986 --> 00:01:54,447 Grandma's 91. She's 93. 23 00:01:54,531 --> 00:01:56,574 I can't believe you guys are acting like this. 24 00:01:57,408 --> 00:01:58,576 It's my wedding. 25 00:01:58,660 --> 00:02:02,247 I only came here because I needed help convincing Tara's parents. 26 00:02:02,330 --> 00:02:05,041 I didn't expect you to have the same reaction as them. 27 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:06,459 That's not fair, Natalie. 28 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:08,086 We're nothing like Tara's parents. 29 00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:09,814 - We're not like 'em at all, okay? - No. We're not saying no. 30 00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:11,131 We're just... 31 00:02:11,881 --> 00:02:12,715 you know. 32 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:13,842 Thank you. 33 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:16,761 Can you please talk to Tara's dad for me? 34 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:20,265 Make him understand that this is what we want? 35 00:02:20,348 --> 00:02:23,518 You're so good at that. You're good at talking to people. 36 00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:30,358 I'll do anything you want, Natalie. I love you so much. 37 00:02:30,441 --> 00:02:32,986 I'll call them today. I'll call Terry today. 38 00:02:33,069 --> 00:02:34,296 - Thank you. - I love you, too, Barb. 39 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:35,822 I love you all so much, I'm just... 40 00:02:35,905 --> 00:02:38,241 - Aw. - I was scared, I'm sorry. 41 00:02:38,324 --> 00:02:42,162 I'm just glad it's just stupid wedding stuff I don't care about. 42 00:02:42,245 --> 00:02:43,913 Wait, honey, you have a cut on your face. 43 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:45,915 - Are you okay? - No. 44 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:49,002 Fucking Douglas brought in a mini hockey stick into work 45 00:02:49,085 --> 00:02:51,564 and was trying to balance it on his nose, and he whacked me with it. 46 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:53,631 - Oh, God, honey. - I know, stupid trick. 47 00:02:53,715 --> 00:02:55,633 I was just about to go clean it up with ice. 48 00:02:55,717 --> 00:02:56,759 Oh. 49 00:02:56,843 --> 00:02:59,470 Oh, j... I gotta be in the shower right now. 50 00:02:59,554 --> 00:03:00,638 - Okay. - Good. Great. 51 00:03:00,722 --> 00:03:02,265 Your father's gonna be on TV. 52 00:03:02,348 --> 00:03:04,184 Shut up, Barb. I wanted to surprise her. 53 00:03:04,267 --> 00:03:07,478 Okay, well, he's doing an interview about the mall. 54 00:03:07,562 --> 00:03:08,938 He's gonna be a big star. 55 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:10,190 Shut up, Barb! 56 00:03:24,454 --> 00:03:25,455 Hey, Victor. 57 00:03:25,538 --> 00:03:27,081 - Hey. - How you doing? 58 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:34,756 Oh! 59 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,225 Ron? 60 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:51,397 Dropped a frickin' Hershey's Hug somewhere. 61 00:03:51,481 --> 00:03:53,441 Thing flew out and I kicked it, 62 00:03:53,524 --> 00:03:57,570 and I'm definitely gonna want something sweet after lunch, 63 00:03:57,654 --> 00:03:59,322 'cause I'm supposed to get spaghetti. 64 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:03,720 Mm. That's not too far away. 65 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:07,390 - Ready, buddy? - One second. 66 00:05:07,473 --> 00:05:08,850 You're not comin'. 67 00:05:08,933 --> 00:05:10,869 Brenda wants me to go with you to make sure there are no hiccups. 68 00:05:10,893 --> 00:05:12,687 There's not gonna be any hiccups. 69 00:05:12,770 --> 00:05:16,482 How are you gonna help me with any hiccups? Jamie! 70 00:05:16,566 --> 00:05:19,902 I'm right about a lot of things that people have zero clue 71 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:22,405 that they even know is going on. 72 00:05:22,488 --> 00:05:23,740 - Oh, okay. - Thank you. 73 00:05:23,823 --> 00:05:25,366 Thank you. 74 00:05:44,802 --> 00:05:46,095 Let's do this. Let's do it. 75 00:05:47,930 --> 00:05:49,891 I really want Jamie to go with you. 76 00:05:49,974 --> 00:05:52,435 - You told on me? - This is important. 77 00:05:52,518 --> 00:05:54,371 The shirtless teacher thing made some of the parents 78 00:05:54,395 --> 00:05:55,730 in the community nervous. 79 00:05:55,813 --> 00:05:57,533 I don't want to leave anything up to chance. 80 00:05:57,607 --> 00:05:59,650 - Like what up to chance? - Jamie's going with you. 81 00:05:59,734 --> 00:06:01,361 Why are you even arguing about this? 82 00:06:02,653 --> 00:06:03,946 Shotgun. 83 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:05,799 Can you drive your own car, please? Don't ride with me. 84 00:06:05,823 --> 00:06:07,492 I have to get in a good head space 85 00:06:07,575 --> 00:06:09,803 so I can knock this out of the park. This has gotta go good. 86 00:06:09,827 --> 00:06:11,996 - Okay, I'll follow you. - No, don't follow me. 87 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:14,957 Just drive your own car at a different time than me. 88 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:17,668 I'm not a good driver, Ron. 89 00:06:21,089 --> 00:06:23,341 - Hello? - Hey, Terry, it's Ron. 90 00:06:23,424 --> 00:06:25,510 - Hey, Ron. - I just wanted to give you a call, 91 00:06:25,593 --> 00:06:28,429 see if you and Nancy might wanna come over for a little game night 92 00:06:28,513 --> 00:06:30,273 we're gonna have over at the house this week. 93 00:06:30,348 --> 00:06:32,308 I'll talk to Nancy. 94 00:06:33,142 --> 00:06:34,852 Is your dog gonna be loose again? 95 00:06:35,603 --> 00:06:36,771 No. 96 00:06:36,854 --> 00:06:39,941 Unfortunately, the dog passed away, sadly. 97 00:06:40,024 --> 00:06:41,818 Sorry about that, Ron. 98 00:06:41,901 --> 00:06:44,070 It did jump a lot. 99 00:06:44,153 --> 00:06:46,531 Yeah, I know. I know it did, Terry. 100 00:06:46,614 --> 00:06:48,825 At any rate, I'll talk to Nancy. 101 00:06:48,908 --> 00:06:50,428 - We'll let you know. - Talk to you soon. 102 00:07:33,035 --> 00:07:34,245 Hi, how you doing? 103 00:07:34,328 --> 00:07:35,538 - Hi, how are you? - Good. 104 00:07:35,621 --> 00:07:37,373 Hey, I found this shirt, 105 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,542 and I'm trying to find the guy who lost it. 106 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:41,228 Do you think he might have bought it here, 107 00:07:41,252 --> 00:07:43,546 - or you would have a record of that? - Let me take a look. 108 00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:45,298 - Sure. - Let me take a look. 109 00:07:49,886 --> 00:07:52,305 Oh, he definitely got this here. 110 00:07:52,388 --> 00:07:55,308 And it's definitely well-loved. 111 00:07:55,391 --> 00:07:59,437 You could see on the back, there's dirt. 112 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:01,772 - Some kind of white dust. - Oh, yeah. 113 00:08:02,773 --> 00:08:05,234 He got great use out of this shirt. 114 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:09,197 Look at these buttons. The buttons are pulling. 115 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:11,866 - Yeah, oh, yeah. - They're starting to strain. 116 00:08:11,949 --> 00:08:14,076 - Right. - Look at this. 117 00:08:15,953 --> 00:08:19,373 You see? It's like a big belly, 118 00:08:19,457 --> 00:08:22,418 and someone's belly is pushing up 119 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:24,629 into the buttons. 120 00:08:24,712 --> 00:08:26,923 He's about at his limit. 121 00:08:27,757 --> 00:08:32,762 I happen to know a guy who's at his limit. He's one of our members. 122 00:08:33,888 --> 00:08:35,556 You have members? 123 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:39,644 It's our membership program we got going here. 124 00:08:39,727 --> 00:08:41,771 Members' Night is coming up. 125 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:46,943 I'm sure you'll see him there. All the members come. 126 00:08:47,026 --> 00:08:48,236 Great. When is that? 127 00:08:48,319 --> 00:08:50,112 You have to be a member. 128 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:52,782 Sign up, become a member, 129 00:08:52,865 --> 00:08:56,077 and you'll get notified about when the night is. 130 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:57,995 - You're positive you know him? - I'm positive. 131 00:08:58,079 --> 00:08:59,789 He's at his limit. 132 00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:01,374 Awesome. Thank you. 133 00:09:02,124 --> 00:09:05,336 - Sixty-five dollars? - That's cheap. 134 00:09:05,419 --> 00:09:07,421 Sign up for the membership, 135 00:09:07,505 --> 00:09:09,674 you'll get the texts and the emails 136 00:09:09,757 --> 00:09:11,884 regarding Members' Night. 137 00:09:14,011 --> 00:09:15,846 Yes. 138 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:21,852 - You definitely know. - Mm-hmm. 139 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:23,437 Can I have the shirt back? 140 00:09:23,521 --> 00:09:24,522 Yeah. 141 00:09:25,856 --> 00:09:27,858 - You don't know him, do you? - Nah. 142 00:09:27,942 --> 00:09:29,819 God damn it! 143 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:41,247 - I was so terrified! - Sorry I'm late. 144 00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:43,040 I'm so sorry I'm late, I... 145 00:09:45,042 --> 00:09:46,794 - Ron! - Jamie, are you okay? 146 00:09:46,877 --> 00:09:49,130 Ron, I almost got killed by an army truck. 147 00:09:49,213 --> 00:09:51,007 Oh, my God, what happened? 148 00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:53,301 You saw it, and you kept driving. 149 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:57,722 I didn't see anything, Jamie, I don't know what you're talking about. 150 00:10:02,184 --> 00:10:03,728 So glad she's alright. 151 00:10:03,811 --> 00:10:06,314 People are nuts out there. Something's going on today. 152 00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:08,482 - Yeah? Jeez. - It's been weird. 153 00:10:08,566 --> 00:10:10,026 Well, alright. 154 00:10:10,109 --> 00:10:12,486 You ready to tell me about Canton Marketplace at Bear Run? 155 00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:15,031 - Yes, I am. Let's do this. Okay. - Alright. Thank you. 156 00:10:21,537 --> 00:10:22,663 Okay. 157 00:10:23,831 --> 00:10:24,665 Okay. 158 00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:27,710 I'm Sarah Rounds, here with Fisher Robay executive Ron Trosper... 159 00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:29,879 who's in charge of a brand-new 160 00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:32,673 $15 million development right here in Canton. 161 00:11:11,879 --> 00:11:13,464 There's no seam or anything. 162 00:11:13,547 --> 00:11:14,867 This is all, like, solid plastic. 163 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:17,385 - All this shit's solid plastic. - Hi, Dad. Good night. 164 00:11:17,468 --> 00:11:19,428 Hey, good night, pal. You going to bed already? 165 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:21,389 Yep. 166 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:25,100 I... 167 00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:27,019 I got you this little hat today. 168 00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:28,938 Oh. 169 00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:30,773 - Yeah. - Cool. 170 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:35,319 - This is cool, yeah. - It's a little spy hat. 171 00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:38,072 Oh, I think I've read about these, yeah. 172 00:11:38,155 --> 00:11:40,116 - Anyway, I love you. - Love you, too. 173 00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:42,743 Junk. 174 00:11:47,289 --> 00:11:51,419 Someone's belly is pushing up into the buttons. 175 00:11:52,628 --> 00:11:55,506 There's dirt. Some kind of white dust. 176 00:11:55,589 --> 00:11:57,842 He got great use out of this shirt. 177 00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:06,517 Stop! Stop! 178 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:20,489 Well, I know this seems silly, but it's just a formality. HR stuff. 179 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:23,451 Yeah, I know, I... It's totally fine, I understand. 180 00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:25,286 Okay, good. 181 00:12:25,369 --> 00:12:27,747 Is there any way that you doctored the chair 182 00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:29,623 so that it would break and allow you 183 00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:32,001 to look up Amanda's skirt and see her underwear? 184 00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:35,379 - No! - Great, that's what we thought. 185 00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:40,509 And you and Amanda have never had any prior romantic involvement? 186 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:43,971 - Any kissing or sex? - What the hell? 187 00:12:44,054 --> 00:12:45,806 - No. - Or blowjobs? 188 00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:47,933 - What the hell? - Is it true, 189 00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:50,853 Ron, that you both attended the same high school? 190 00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:54,523 I mean, yeah, we went to the same school, 191 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,275 but I didn't even know her. 192 00:12:56,358 --> 00:12:58,587 - You didn't know each other? - No, I didn't know her much at all. 193 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,131 We were in completely different crews. 194 00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:01,906 She looked completely different. 195 00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:04,968 What does it matter that she looked different? 196 00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:07,328 She just looked different then than she does now. 197 00:13:07,411 --> 00:13:09,291 You know, she wouldn't have fit in with my crew. 198 00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:11,665 But she'd be okay in your crew now? 199 00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:13,918 No, she's like 50. What are we talking about here? 200 00:13:14,001 --> 00:13:16,837 Okay, we all know this was an accident. 201 00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:20,007 But we just need to cover all our bases before 202 00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:21,926 the outside observer comes in next week. 203 00:13:22,009 --> 00:13:24,386 Oh, my God. Diane, is this really necessary? 204 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:25,805 Yes, it is. 205 00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:27,515 You just need to watch this video 206 00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:29,016 and then you're outta here. 207 00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:35,147 - Peeping Toms. - Oh, my God. 208 00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:36,666 - I'm not a Peeping Tom. - Who's to determine 209 00:13:36,690 --> 00:13:39,902 when a look is an accidental mistimed glance 210 00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:41,487 or a premeditated leer? 211 00:13:42,696 --> 00:13:44,698 - Sorry. - From the innocent... 212 00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:47,243 - It's okay. - to the extreme. 213 00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:51,872 It's a gray area. Tough to prove. 214 00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:54,500 Even harder to discipline. 215 00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:57,503 This training video teaches employees how to handle it. 216 00:14:31,745 --> 00:14:32,830 He was waiting for me here. 217 00:14:34,748 --> 00:14:37,084 I found your nest, you little fuckhead! 218 00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:41,463 Ugh, nasty pig! 219 00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:45,634 Jan's Cafe? 220 00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:19,793 Hi. Excuse me. 221 00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:22,755 I just had a question about one of your customers. 222 00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:24,340 - What? - I was wondering 223 00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:26,133 if someone had seen anybody come in here 224 00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:29,470 with this shirt on and order this dish. 225 00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:31,096 - What? - I'm just looking to see 226 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:33,974 if anybody noticed anybody come in and have this dish, this rice dish. 227 00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:35,702 Hey, hey, guys. Come on, stop throwing food. 228 00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:37,162 There are other people sitting by you. 229 00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:38,371 You don't mind. Right, sweetheart? 230 00:15:38,395 --> 00:15:41,231 I'm super sorry to bother you. I don't wanna bother you at all. 231 00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:43,943 But you think you could notice the pattern on this shirt? 232 00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:46,069 Damn it! 233 00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:47,988 Ricky, call security. 234 00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:52,052 I'm sorry, do you think I could speak to somebody 235 00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:55,204 back there who might have seen someone with this shirt on, 236 00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:56,747 ordered this rice dish? 237 00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:58,624 God damn it! 238 00:15:58,707 --> 00:16:00,376 What the hell are you talking about? 239 00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:02,520 The rice dish! If somebody had ever come in and ordered this. 240 00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:04,630 - Oh, fuck! - Get out! 241 00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:06,340 Get out, get out! 242 00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:08,360 Do you have security cameras I could possibly look at? 243 00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:09,551 Get out. 244 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:11,237 - Or a security room that I can... - Get out! 245 00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:13,514 Please, I just need one minute of your time. 246 00:16:13,597 --> 00:16:14,890 I'll get him out, Marla. 247 00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:24,024 - I just wanna talk to you. - Yeah. 248 00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:25,627 - No, I just wanna talk to you. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 249 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:27,444 Look, I'm... no! No, please! 250 00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:29,297 - I'm not gonna fucking tell on you! - Get the fuck in there! 251 00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:30,572 I'm not gonna tell on you. 252 00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,241 No, no. No, no, no, no, no! 253 00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:34,386 - No, no, no, please. Please, please. - Are you stupid? 254 00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,829 - No! - I popped you in the fuckin' head. 255 00:16:36,912 --> 00:16:38,747 What the fuck do you want now? 256 00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:41,959 I said, what the fuck do you want? 257 00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:45,963 What? "Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa." You don't know how to talk? 258 00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:51,385 You came to my fuckin' work. Now, that's real fuckin' stupid. 259 00:16:51,468 --> 00:16:54,763 - You came to my work. - Oh, shut the fuck up! 260 00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:59,977 Yeah, I did. Maybe next time, I'm coming to your house. 261 00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:02,062 I see that wedding ring. 262 00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:06,358 What would your little wife think seeing her husband get knocked around? 263 00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:09,194 Bet you got a nice house. Be easy to find. 264 00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:11,905 Maybe I'll swing by tonight after my shift. 265 00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:16,160 Wouldn't that be nice, huh? Show your family what a nice guy I am. 266 00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:20,372 You don't fucking come to my house! You don't come anywhere near my fucking... 267 00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:23,351 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. What's wrong, what's wrong, what's wrong? 268 00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:26,253 No, no, no, no, no. What's wrong? What, are you okay? No, no, no! 269 00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:27,731 Please, please, please, talk to me. 270 00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:29,548 - Talk to me, please! - Air machine. 271 00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:31,258 - What? - My air machine. 272 00:17:31,341 --> 00:17:32,843 - Your what?! - My air machine. 273 00:17:32,926 --> 00:17:34,386 - Air machine! - It's in the box. 274 00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:37,222 Oh, sh... okay. Okay, what's it look like? 275 00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:40,392 What? Oh, fucker! 276 00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:43,604 What the... 277 00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:49,401 Oh, my God! 278 00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:51,820 You're disgusting! These are my work clothes! 279 00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,572 What the hell is wrong with you? 280 00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:56,033 I wanna know why the hell you hit me in the head. 281 00:17:56,116 --> 00:17:57,326 Do you work for Tecca? 282 00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:58,744 - I never heard of them. - Bullshit! 283 00:17:58,827 --> 00:18:01,914 Tecca, the chair company. You said it when you hit me in the head. 284 00:18:01,997 --> 00:18:03,540 I never heard of Tecca before. 285 00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:05,626 - Then, who hired you? - I don't know! 286 00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:07,753 - Who hired you? - I don't fucking know! 287 00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:10,339 Okay, okay! 288 00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:12,466 Okay, okay! 289 00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:15,719 Okay, okay, okay. 290 00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:18,472 Okay! Okay! 291 00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:21,225 Jesus! Look! 292 00:18:21,308 --> 00:18:23,936 Look, I got hired by some guy I never, ever met. 293 00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:26,063 He wanted me to scare the shit outta you. 294 00:18:26,146 --> 00:18:30,275 I never even saw his face. He paid me jack shit. 295 00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:32,152 I gotta find the guy who hired you. 296 00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:35,781 I think his company might be doing something really bad. 297 00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:39,034 I think it's hurting people. I think it might even be killing people. 298 00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:42,079 That's why I wanted to find you, so I could find them, 299 00:18:42,162 --> 00:18:44,456 and I could stop them from hurting people. 300 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:47,334 But I can't get anywhere! 301 00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:50,420 But I'm the only one. I'm the only one out here 302 00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:52,464 who knows they're doing something. 303 00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:55,008 And I think it might be quite awful. 304 00:19:00,430 --> 00:19:02,391 I can help if you pay me. 305 00:19:08,438 --> 00:19:11,859 Here, take this one. No, actually... 306 00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:15,154 Take this one. 307 00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:17,698 And I'll call you when I find him. 308 00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:19,992 I'm Mike Santini. 309 00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:56,820 So, I said to Natalie, what do you want? 310 00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:58,798 Because I actually don't think that Tara's really listening 311 00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:00,115 to her wants and needs. 312 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,034 And then, she looked at me and she goes, "Mom", 313 00:20:02,117 --> 00:20:04,012 "I think you just don't want it to be in a haunted house 314 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,787 because of how it looks on you." 315 00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:08,081 Do you think that's what I care about, how I look? 316 00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:15,088 Jamie? 317 00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:18,967 I'm so sorry. I was driving too fast. 318 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,803 I was just anxious about the interview. 319 00:20:22,971 --> 00:20:24,264 I... 320 00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:27,684 was thinking about asking to be moved from your desk. 321 00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:30,812 I don't wanna think that you did that on purpose, Ron, 322 00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:34,816 but I do think that part of you is testing something. 323 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:37,486 There's a darkness to you, Ron. 324 00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:39,696 No, there isn't. 325 00:20:41,156 --> 00:20:43,408 But there's also a light. 326 00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:45,535 I went to a new church this morning. 327 00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:46,954 Oh. 328 00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:48,997 I want you to come with me. 329 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,796 It's... I'm so busy. 330 00:20:55,879 --> 00:20:57,005 Okay, yeah. 331 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,431 - perfect, I wanna... - One second, I have to... 332 00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:07,515 Okay. 333 00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:17,484 - This is Ron. - It's Mike. 334 00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:20,028 I found him. He goes by Jim X. 335 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:21,256 I know where he's gonna be tonight. 336 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,948 I have a family thing tonight 337 00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:25,659 - that I'm supposed to get to... - We're going tonight. 338 00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:30,247 Okay. Got it. Bye. 339 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:35,585 Ah, you shit in my ass! 340 00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:38,839 Ah! Come on, pop her cherry! Pop her cherry! 341 00:21:38,922 --> 00:21:41,508 - Take her fuckin' head off! - Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! 342 00:21:41,591 --> 00:21:44,177 You're breaking my hymen, you little fucking bitch! 343 00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:46,346 - What is this? - That pig's got my cock in its mouth! 344 00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:47,931 You never heard these guys? 345 00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:50,809 That's the stinkiest pussy I've ever seen! 346 00:21:50,892 --> 00:21:53,145 - What is it? - Wazey Waynes! 347 00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:55,897 - They're fucking hilarious. - Where'd the pussy go? 348 00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:59,651 Are they prank calling someone right now? I don't really get it. 349 00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:02,154 No, they're just talking to each other. 350 00:22:02,237 --> 00:22:04,031 Bitch, you got shit, you pussy! 351 00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:05,532 They're saying that to each other? 352 00:22:05,615 --> 00:22:08,785 No, they're not saying it to each other. They're just saying stuff. 353 00:22:08,869 --> 00:22:11,496 Here, listen to this part, this is hilarious. 354 00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:14,374 Fucking ass! 355 00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:15,709 My ass! 356 00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:18,045 My fucking ass! 357 00:22:21,673 --> 00:22:23,508 So, how'd you find this guy? 358 00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:26,636 This dumb-ass does everything in the same spot, 359 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:29,973 you know, in the parking lot of a self-storage space. 360 00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:35,979 Well, he's gonna be there tonight, and we are gonna get there early, 361 00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:37,731 and we're gonna ambush him. 362 00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:40,484 No, I don't wanna ambush him. 363 00:22:40,567 --> 00:22:42,527 I just wanna ask him some questions about Tecca. 364 00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:44,071 Grab that bag on the floor. 365 00:22:44,988 --> 00:22:46,531 Come on, grab it. 366 00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:50,619 Oh, Jesus Christ, no! 367 00:22:50,702 --> 00:22:54,581 No, no, no, no, no, no. No, I'm sorry, I just wanna talk to him. 368 00:22:54,664 --> 00:22:57,459 Ron, that is not how you deal with this kinda guy. 369 00:22:57,542 --> 00:22:59,086 I just wanna ask him questions. 370 00:23:01,922 --> 00:23:04,049 - I just wanna meet him. - You gotta put him 371 00:23:04,132 --> 00:23:07,886 in a position where he's gonna answer you. 372 00:23:07,969 --> 00:23:09,529 You're gonna scare the shit out of him! 373 00:23:09,554 --> 00:23:11,098 - Now, grab the gun. - No. 374 00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:12,432 Come on, Ron. 375 00:23:12,516 --> 00:23:15,644 We're gonna give that fucking pussy what they did to you! 376 00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:19,648 Now, grab that gun. Come on, grab that gun. 377 00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:22,984 - No! - Grab the gun! 378 00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:27,864 I can't, I can't, I can't! I can't, I can't, I can't! I cannot! 379 00:23:27,948 --> 00:23:30,409 I'm not gonna do this. I have a life. 380 00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:34,830 I have a job, I have a family. I have Barb! Barb! 381 00:23:34,913 --> 00:23:37,457 Making love to Barb on a soft bed. 382 00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:41,795 I don't wanna do this. I'm a good man. I'm a good man. 383 00:23:54,391 --> 00:23:55,934 Sure, sure, sure. 384 00:23:56,935 --> 00:24:00,772 That dog just really was not well-behaved. 385 00:24:00,856 --> 00:24:04,151 Oh, well, you know what, Terry? We loved him so much. 386 00:24:04,234 --> 00:24:06,611 Yeah, of course. If you're a stranger to it though, 387 00:24:06,695 --> 00:24:08,488 you could see how the jumping would get old. 388 00:24:08,572 --> 00:24:10,073 Honey, do you want one of these? 389 00:24:10,157 --> 00:24:11,992 - Sure. - Oh, hon, Yeah, no. 390 00:24:12,075 --> 00:24:12,993 Oh, don't drink that one. 391 00:24:13,076 --> 00:24:14,286 - That one's no good. - What? 392 00:24:14,369 --> 00:24:15,954 Why won't she like this? I like this. 393 00:24:16,037 --> 00:24:17,372 - Try this one. - Hello! 394 00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:20,041 - Oh, hey! - Oh, hey, hey! 395 00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:21,209 - Sethy-boy, hi. - Hey. 396 00:24:22,627 --> 00:24:24,045 - Oh! - Alright. 397 00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:27,358 - It really does stink around here. - These are good nuts. 398 00:24:27,382 --> 00:24:28,734 - Now, these are salt and vinegar. - You know, it's either 399 00:24:28,758 --> 00:24:30,051 the cheese or the dog. 400 00:24:31,761 --> 00:24:34,222 We've tried it before. We've tried it. 401 00:24:35,807 --> 00:24:37,434 Whew. 402 00:24:37,517 --> 00:24:42,647 Alright. A little whiskey on the porch. Not so bad. Not so bad, huh? 403 00:24:44,107 --> 00:24:45,108 Whew! 404 00:24:50,113 --> 00:24:51,406 Stone's loose. 405 00:24:55,452 --> 00:24:56,828 That one looks loose, too. 406 00:24:58,079 --> 00:24:59,079 Yep. 407 00:25:09,841 --> 00:25:13,929 Terry, I feel like we should talk about this haunted house wedding thing. 408 00:25:14,012 --> 00:25:16,139 Good. We gotta shut this down. 409 00:25:16,223 --> 00:25:18,975 You know, I thought that at first, too. 410 00:25:19,059 --> 00:25:20,352 But you know what? 411 00:25:20,435 --> 00:25:23,480 There's just so much badness in this world. 412 00:25:25,232 --> 00:25:27,150 The fact that our daughters found each other... 413 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:30,904 and they make each other happy, that... 414 00:25:32,572 --> 00:25:33,823 that's a miracle. 415 00:25:35,951 --> 00:25:38,495 I know the other place was nice, and this place, 416 00:25:38,578 --> 00:25:40,789 you'll have to explain a few things to your buddies. 417 00:25:42,707 --> 00:25:44,251 I just keep thinking about 418 00:25:45,460 --> 00:25:46,836 holding my little girl. 419 00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:52,926 Knowing that I would give everything I have 420 00:25:53,009 --> 00:25:56,930 for her to feel all the love the world has to give. 421 00:25:58,056 --> 00:26:02,060 Now, I know you're a goddamn good father, 'cause you raised Tara. 422 00:26:02,143 --> 00:26:03,937 She put me through hell and back. 423 00:26:04,020 --> 00:26:07,023 She's one heck of a woman. And I know you love her. 424 00:26:08,024 --> 00:26:09,234 With all my heart, Ron. 425 00:26:09,317 --> 00:26:12,112 So, then what the hell are we talking about? 426 00:26:14,072 --> 00:26:15,448 Ah. 427 00:26:15,532 --> 00:26:17,117 Guess what I found. 428 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,578 - We have many good things. - Oh, games! 429 00:26:19,661 --> 00:26:20,996 We got games? 430 00:26:24,749 --> 00:26:25,749 Thank you. 431 00:26:30,922 --> 00:26:32,716 - Remember this one? Remember this? - I do. 432 00:26:32,799 --> 00:26:34,676 I wish that it was called something else. 433 00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:39,639 Twister! We have Twister. Twister. 434 00:27:25,852 --> 00:27:27,020 Sethy, take your shoes off. 435 00:27:27,103 --> 00:27:28,748 Always good luck when the red's on your side. 436 00:27:28,772 --> 00:27:30,982 - It's great. Look at that. - That's good, that's good. 33246

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