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Oh, hey.

Why aren't you getting ready for school?

Oh, I'm not going today.

Why not?

Because people are mean.

What are they doing?

They're just bullies, every single one of them.

Well, like, come sit down with me. You can talk to me.

You know, like, what good is having a sister if you can't talk to her?

You have it.

Heard any of the rumors?

I guess I heard some things, but it's just a rumor, and I mean, you're my

brother. I'd rather take your word for it, not someone else's.

Well, it's not actually a rumor.

I mean, well, how bad could it be, though? Come on, how bad could it be?

It's just embarrassing.

You know the rumor?

Or fact, I guess?

No, not... I'd rather hear it from you, you know?

Well, it's just that I never kissed a girl or anything.

You've never kissed a girl?

No.

I mean, that's not bad. It's nothing to be embarrassed about. You just need,

like, some help, you know?

Help with what? I don't know how to...

Go about that. I mean like kissing is just one of those things that you kind

like have to practice, you know Well, how am I gonna practice? I've never done

it. I mean like what you need to do is practice with someone who you trust You

know someone who can help guide you a little bit Yeah, but nobody wants

To be with a kiss virgin I could give you a little pointers

What do you mean?

I mean, like, it's really no big deal. I mean, you're my brother, and I just

feel so, like, bad. Like, I want to help you. So, like, I could give you a

little pointers.

You know, I don't know much, but I can tell you what girls like.

Do you have, like, any friends or anything that would be willing?

I mean, maybe, but don't you want help now?

Well, yeah, but with who?

I could help you.

You want to kiss me?

It's really not that bad. I mean, we can keep it between us. No one would know.

And if you think about it, if you practice with someone else, what happens

it's just bad?

At least with me, I wouldn't, like, say anything about it. You don't think

that's, like, weird? What if mom and dad came home?

But they're not.

It's not weird at all.

I think it's pretty common.

I mean, what, you don't want to?

No, I do. It's just, I don't know if we should.

That seems too far.

What's the worst that can happen? It's just a kiss.

Well, I guess.

You know.

Yeah, if you don't mind.

Okay.

I mean, you're just going to look at her like this in the eyes and just kind of

gently put your lips against hers, you know?

Like this.

Is that it?

That's all it is?

Yeah, it's really simple.

One more time.

I'm sorry.

It felt really good.

I don't really know what to say right now. Yeah, it is.

Do you think we could keep going?

I don't know. I think you need to leave. I think you took this way too far.

Okay, I'm really sorry. You gotta go, Tyler.

I'm sorry.

Hey, stepbrother, we're gonna have a sleepover with my friend Meeks later.

Okay, yeah, that's fine. Just don't get in trouble.

No, we won't.

Hey there, stepbrother of mine.

Whatcha doing?

Thinking about rhymes and dimes.

True. Yeah. Okay.

Um, well, how do you feel about going over to Reese's house later? You're cool

with your brother, right?

Yeah, he's cool and he's pretty hot, so, yeah.

Okay, uh...

My friend, you can calm down with that.

I figured we could just chill, play video games. I'm going to sleep over

but the boys could do whatever the boys do.

Yeah, we'll play, like, football or something or make more rhymes.

Just saying. Okay.

Come out with, like, an album or something.

Well, you let me know how that goes. I'm going to go pack my bag and get ready.

I'm good. See you, sis.

Oh, my gosh.

I know.

Um, do you have any, like, snacks here?

No, yeah.

Yeah, no, I'll go get some. I'll be right back. Okay, cool, cool, yeah.

Let's see what scandalous shit she has in here.

A few days ago at school, I saw my little bro get rejected when he asked a

out.

Broke my heart, but here's where it gets weird.

He and I talked about it afterwards, and he was just a ball of nerves.

And then he asked if he could be taught by me how to kiss a girl.

What?

My brother's never been kissed. Okay, but first off, he asked me to kiss him.

But I just couldn't let him down.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

I have it up for a reason.

You don't have it up very good. Okay, but it's private.

Yeah, and bitch, it should be because you're out here kissing your brother.

It was just a kiss. Like, I felt so bad for him.

If you were in my position, you'd feel bad for him too. I mean, I'm feeling bad

for him still, but like, that's your brother.

Doesn't that feel weird for you?

Okay, yeah, of course it felt weird, but like... I don't know, you just seemed

like a little excited to help him out there.

I don't think so.

You don't have a crush on your brother?

No.

Good, because that would be a little weird.

Yeah, it would be really weird.

Oh my gosh, I can't imagine, like I have a brother and I can't imagine doing

that, but... Are you sure you're not turned on by your own brother?

Maybe a little.

It can't be that uncommon for it to happen.

But he's your little brother.

Like, I, that'd be, like, me liking my little brother.

I mean, it's kind of weird, but it's not so bad.

I mean, it must be common.

I guess, like, if my, if mine was in that same position and he asked me, I

guess, like, I couldn't turn him down either, if I see where you're coming

Yeah, like, how could you say no to your brother?

You're right. Like, family's supposed to help family, right? Yeah.

Family always comes first.

Yeah.

I guess it's not that weird, but you know other people are going to freak out

about that. Like, your secret's safe with me, I pinky promise.

Yours is safe with me, too.

Why don't you come over here, Virgin?

You can do that later.

Um, because it seems like you need some help in life here.

Well, you want to do my homework or something?

Come on, no, it's fine. Let's give him a little bit of his experience.

Right?

I mean, no, I guess we all like good experiences. Yeah, come on.

I already, you know, know about everything. I read her diary, so you

to try to be all coy about it. I'm not going to fight you.

Come on.

We'll show you how to kiss.

And you can go out there and kiss all the girls your heart desires. And you

no longer be... Yeah. Well, I already had a kiss, so...

Okay, but, like... I mean, we're going to teach you how. It's one thing to just

experience a kiss. It's another thing to know how to kiss.

You want them to come back for more, right? You want more than just a kiss at

one point. Well, the ladies always come back for me.

I think your experience is otherwise about that.

Alright, I like the confident attitude you have going here. Just loosen up.

on, you're so tense.

Because you're a bully.

I'm a bully?

Yeah, you came in and you punched me and called me a virgin. Okay, well, I

lightly tapped you.

Let's ease up here.

Don't be so uptight.

Maybe that's part of the problem. You have a stick up your ass. We're going to

take that out.

Both of us together could probably show you something.

Sometimes it's easier if you have, like, that third -party perspective.

You can, like, really see how it's done.

And then maybe you could try it out on me, and I can, like, rate your

performance, and I'll get you ready to go on to the next girl.

We could try it. Yeah?

Okay. So just like this. You ready?

Um.

What?

That's how you met with me.

How am I going to learn if it's YouTube?

Just like watch how we do it and then you can try to like practice what you

on me and I'll let you know how you did.

Okay. Does that make sense?

Yeah, kind of. Learn by observation. Yeah, so just like watch and pay

Kind of like really take notice of what we're doing.

See if you can replicate the path.

Just like that.

Yeah, I'll try again.

Yeah, okay. And remember, loosen up here. You're so tight.

You're not the one that's supposed to be tight here.

It's natural.

Humans are meant to be physical.

Just don't even think about it.

Whoa, what the fuck is going on?

What? Hey, dude.

What's the fucking problem? That's my sister.

I'm just teaching him how to kiss.

Yeah, and?

And he's learning.

Oh, what the fuck are you guys all doing?

We're just trying to help him. I'm just helping a friend out.

Like, he can't be a loser out in the world who's never kissed a girl. And you

can't make fun of me anymore, Josh.

You're one of the bullies. Come on.

You know how many people say I fuck at kissing him and do that for me?

That's what a good sister would do.

I mean, I like to consider myself a good sister.

It's not fun getting bullied anymore, is it?

You don't seem like too much of a good sister right now, do you?

I mean, are you, like, really desperate out here for lessons like that?

I'm not desperate, but, yeah, I want a lesson.

I want to learn how to kiss, too.

I mean, you don't want to, like, I mean, she is your sister.

And I do have my friend right here.

Don't you guys just kind of want to, like, I could probably help you.

You think so?

Yeah.

We could start there and just, like,

See how it goes with these lessons, right? I mean, they say you suck at

right?

Yeah. And I would say she's just as good as I am.

I mean, well, just don't... They have to teach you, too, dude.

It took you less than a time to even get kind of decent, so neither of you boys

can talk. I mean, well, we don't even know, like, how you are, though. Like,

just show me what you have, right?

Mm -hmm. Okay.

work with it.

Okay. It's not the worst.

What do I have to improve on?

Um, not being afraid to kiss her at the first thing. You jumped back like you

were scared.

Well, I think it'd be easier if my sister helped me.

I mean, it's just like, that's not real weird.

I mean, not really. I mean, we did so many other things together.

I'm sure you could teach me.

It's nothing like that. We just played chess.

Listen, I just think it's, like, what more of a perfect situation do we have

here than, like, my friend and her brother, me and you, sibling, like, my

friend and her brother.

Can we, like, try it? I think it's going to work a lot better if we keep it in

the family.

Well, I think it would be better if we, like, swap.

Well, what if we hit first and then we swap?

At least try and see how it goes.

I mean, I'm just your brother.

You are just my brother, I guess.

We can try it, but we're not doing anything more than just kissing.

Okay. I thought that's what the closed picture thing was. No, I'm just going to

do it to see where you're starting from with your lesson, right?

Just for growth. You need to see it's growth.

Purely educational purpose.

So I, like, lean in and I'm like... Yeah,

you are pretty bad.

Try it again. Just try it again.

I think we should just plop now.

Try it once more.

Why don't you... I think you need to see what... Maybe I need to take an opinion

on how bad he is and we can go from there.

Okay. Yeah, so why don't you hit them now and you... Maybe you should just try

it one more time.

I have to get an opinion from my friend.

You know, I just need to see how kind of bad you are.

This is supposed to be like a lesson.

Yeah.

Okay, what do I do?

So just relax a little bit, you know?

Just relax and just kind of lean in with your eyes closed.

Well, should we keep practicing?

Yeah, no, totally.

Just kind of like that.

Yeah,

you're right. I do a little bit more.

Whoa sis, are you fucking his dick right now?

I mean, what does it look like?

Oh, my God. You're sucking my brother's dick right now.

I mean, what's the issue? Where are you kissing them?

I mean, if you're sucking his dick, you should probably be sucking mine.

Yeah, come on, sis. Just please suck his dick.

I'll give you all of our little secrets.

I won't say anything.

Yeah. It's your first blowjob, huh?

Yeah, it's the first time anybody's ever seen it.

Well, you don't have a head cock.

Is it your first time doing this?

You just have a little experience.

Thank you.

I'm so tired.

You want me to stop calling you Grayson?

Yeah, that's what I'm going for here.

I mean, I think so. I've never really done that before.

No?

Hey, Seth, do you think I could practice with you first?

No, brother, that's gross.

You're so wild.

How nasty.

Isn't that gross?

Hey sis, you have a really nice body.

Are you checking me out?

I might be.

Oh, just spit to my friend.

Where'd you learn this?

I've seen a few team skate videos.

Yeah?

I can't believe this class is good.

Yeah we definitely need to do that.

But just keep fucking me first.

She feels great.

I'm sure she does.

I wish you could smell like that.

this close?

I mean, how much closer can we get till now?

It's going to have to be okay, right?

I mean, only if you make it weird.

I mean, it's our secret, right? We're not telling anybody.

Just put your coffee in my hand.

What are you doing, sis?

Nothing.

Are you sure?

Yeah look how hot it is.

It's kind of hard to watch. Come on, just do it. Maybe for my friend, yeah?

Yeah, let's get a little bit wet.

Yeah, let's try to keep on here.

Oh, I'm freaking out. Why don't you stretch your pussy?

Oh, my brother was so good at taking her down.

Oh, you better not call me. How much of a problem is that?

Let's see if that happens. Come on.

I know I wanted you to teach me how to kiss, but like, I didn't know that meant

fucking with you.

Don't kiss me, just stick him alive.

Oh my god.

I cannot believe this is happening right now.

Thanks for the hand.

I think so, yeah.

I feel like the pot can spite me. You do? Yeah.

That sounds like a big thing, you know that, right?

I mean, there's another big thing that could just be inside me. You've gotten

much better with your family.

Just a little bit smaller than you are.

Would you love it?

Would you love it?

I do have the best sister.

You have to promise not to call anyone, though. I'm not going to. I swear I

won't say anything.

Look at you.

I just want to do this with a great fucking video.

Thank you, Stephanie.

I'm watching you fuck your brother.

Maybe another time.

Fuck, I'm gonna cum.

This is so good.

That sounds like so much fun.

Yeah, what do you think, bro?