Original subtitles

What's up, bro?

I'm just doing a little reading.

Doing a little reading?

Yeah. Yeah? I was just doing a little light reading myself, you know, on the

internet, though.

That's unusual for you.

Not really, you know, I like to, I don't know, I came across something I thought

you might know something about.

What, is it like rocket science or something really smart like that?

I know your secret.

What secret? I just want you to tell me because I think it's pretty fucked up

you haven't told me yet.

I am your sister after all.

What about banging Stacey?

No.

Okay, seriously, don't play stupid.

Bruce.

Bruce? Who's Bruce?

Does bruceventurehd .tumblr .com ring a bell to you?

Right? You're a porn star? How do you not tell me that?

I'm like a star.

I just dabble, bro.

Dabble, yeah?

So, like, how are you going to tell Mom and Dad?

I'm not going to tell them.

Really? You're just not going to tell them?

Yeah, they'll never find out.

Oh, they're never going to find out. Never.

I don't know. I think they might.

How? They don't watch porn. They're, like, total Mormon.

Like, they don't even know that porn exists.

Yeah, but I know.

And I know the point of this, and I know about Bruce Fincher.

What are you trying to say, sis?

I don't know. I just think, you know, honestly, Mom and Dad are always kind of

harder on me than you, and it would make me look better, you know, to them, and

I don't know.

Why would I give that up, the opportunity?

You can't tell them for real, though.

Really? Yeah, no, for real. I think I can, though. That's the thing.

Come on. We've always been tight, right?

Wouldn't it be cool?

I mean, yeah.

I don't know.

Kind of.

Yeah. But I would have to get... You'd have to be convincing. I mean, I'm

getting... What are we going to do? Do you want the rest of my birthday money?

Give it to me.

Please. Let me do your chores.

I'll do your chores.

I don't want your money. I don't want you to do my chores. Are you kidding me?

Come on.

We're not five years old.

I've seen your videos, and I want to see your dick.

And I don't want to see that shit soft, so... Um...

I guess if you've seen it, then you definitely couldn't tell, huh?

Because I'd have a little dirt on you.

So... There it goes.

Alright, let's go.

Well, you said you didn't want to see it soft. I mean, at least let me, like,

peek at a little something to get going.

So, do you think is that going to help you?

It's not too weird?

No. It's not weird to you?

I guess they haven't... Got over that qualm really fast.

Right. One peak.

Whatever you say.

Wow.

It looks even better in real life than on the internet.

Really? Yeah, it does.

Do people tell you that a lot?

A little bit.

I just want to look at it up close, you know? I don't know what's the deal, I

guess. Right?

How about if I just, like, taste it a little bit?

Yeah, I mean... I guess we, uh...

keep some secrets.

Oh, really?

I wonder if fucking no one ever just showed you my website.

If she doesn't do it, I'm fucking telling her.