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What's wrong, bud?

You waiting for the mailman?

If you must know, I have a girl coming over.

Did you order another blow -up doll?

It does pop way too easy.

Dating is much less expensive.

Dating?

What bridge troll agreed to suck on your billy goat?

It's not a bridge troll, Dad.

Actually, she's a really nice girl I met at the bus stop.

Bus stop?

Yeah, she was short on her fare, so she came and asked if I had some, and we got

to talking, and I asked her on a date.

Wow.

So what you're saying is that some homeless girl hit you up for some

loose change, and you ended up with a date out of the deal.

But... I'm so proud of you. It's your first date.

She's not calling us, Dad.

She just needed a quarter, so she came and asked me.

All right, well, just so you know, there'll be no squatters in this house.

Don't worry.

I'll show her where the toilet is.

Oh, here she is now.

Hey. Hi.

Oh, Dad.

Oh, come right in.

Dad, this is Chloe, my girlfriend.

We just met, actually.

I'm just Bud's friend. Hi, nice to meet you. Whoa.

You're the hoochie -bob -a -day. Hit my club for some bucks, huh?

Well, anyway, Dad, you got a chance to meet my girlfriend.

I don't know if I was a girlfriend or barely a friend. Can we have some

here? Oh!

I better not find her pitching a tent in the backyard.

Well, may I get your sweater, m 'lady?

Sure,

sure.

We have some very fine fruit for your enjoyment.

Would you like a piece?

Oh, yes.

Thank you.

Wow.

Some TV?

Ah.

Oh yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Oh my god!

Oh yes!

Ooh.