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My whole life's going into this video.

I only got four hours of sleep.

I'm beat.

Do you know what it's like when you have the chance to do something great?

You've got the confidence, the artist, the support, the guts.

One day you wake up blank.

You've got nothing.

Here we are at the market.

Looking at some nice things. I don't want to try on dresses.

I'm looking for hats.

- What's up, Data? - Where are you, man?

In my room. I haven't shown you this.

Look at this.

- The closet. - It's such a mess!

Cool.

I'm beat, man.

Hello, I'm looking for Oogly?

Ugly.

- Thanks. - Thanks.

That's cool.

That's what you wanted cash for, Ugly?

No.

No, Mr. Ceviches.

Of course not.

I know you wouldn't spend it on bullshit.

Of course not.

In fact, that's why I'm here.

How's it going with my money?

Is your business working?

It's going well.

I'm going to invest it. Then I'll pay you...

I don't give a fuck what you invest in.

I need my money by next week.

Get to it!

Let's go, Pilingas.

Relax, Ugly.

That's what money's for. To spend it.

Besides, Trojans would've wanted it to be used like this.

Come on, smile, man.

Help me with this shit. Esquites is there waiting for me.

Fucking hell.

Everything okay?

Me? Yeah, why?

Everything good with you?

Yeah. I'm doing fine.

Just asking.

The truth is, I didn't sleep last night because of the video.

But besides that, I'm fine.

Hey.

Everything will be fine. I promise.

Seriously, man?

TRIANA, COME TO MY VIDEO SHOOT TOMORROW

THANKS FOR A GREAT MORNING AT THE SPA

What bullshit.

What's up?

She hasn't answered?

I sent it yesterday, man.

Should I send her a voice message?

Get to work, man.

If she comes, she comes. If she doesn't, she doesn't.

- That's deep, bro. - See you later.

Come on.

Okay, Bubble. Checklist.

Lights?

Camera memory formatted and batteries charged?

The crew's sandwiches?

Twenty in my backpack and one in my stomach.

Seriously. You're in charge here.

Relax. Everything will go according to your orders, Your Majesty.

Hey, Bubble.

If you need anything at all, let me know.

Anything. We've got to help Data.

Right on, Flex.

Fuck, yeah. Bubble and Flex are rolling together today.

We're the new Shaq and Kobe, man.

Right on.

- Yeah. - Hey, buddy...

I didn't pick up the sandwiches.

Tío's is closed.

- Let's go to Güero's. - His are terrible.

Flex, don't give me problems, give me solutions.

Get with it, man. Hurry up.

Cut! Ugly, you hesitated.

There's a mattress. Just fall.

Jackass.

Get some balls.

Let's do it again.

Ready? Action!

Cut! Come on, man.

Help me, please!

Has he really fallen the same way 15 times?

Let's do it again.

Hey, buddy.

Doesn't Data seem really weird? Like, really stressed?

Give her a chance, bro.

This is her time.

We've been getting ready for this for weeks.

- It's cool. - Bubble!

Bubble, come here.

- Bubble, come here. - What? I'm coming.

What's up, man?

There's a problem.

Have you told Bubble?

Bubble said I should tell you if there was a problem.

- Bubble did? - Yeah. That guy.

- Fucking Bubble. - So?

You won't even do it for Data?

She doesn't want lovers

She's got better ideas

Designer clothing

No.

You're fucking kidding.

That's disgusting.

What the fuck?

Those sandwiches were bad. A few people are feeling sick.

What now, Bubble?

Úrsula is the best.

I'll get Bebote to pick up some Pepto right now.

No, I'll do it.

Let's do it again.

No, Data, I don't think...

Bubble, come on. We have to keep moving. It's fine.

Ready?

Action.

Give me five minutes.

- Come on, Ugly! - Data, I promise.

- Five minutes. - Don't be an asshole.

Fucking hell.

Ugly, what's up?

What's up, Triana?

- You came. - Yeah.

I thought you were at the spa with your friends.

No, that was two weeks ago.

But the company hadn't paid us, so we didn't publish it.

I get it now.

Don't trust things on Instagram. It's a game.

If you're hungry, we've got food here.

Drinks, joints, liquor. Whatever you want.

Thanks.

If you need anything, Bubble can get it for you.

- Right, Bubble? - Yeah.

We've got sandwiches and all kinds of Chaparrita soda inside.

Really?

Weren't you going to have this catered, you idiot?

- Exactly, man. - What?

Chaparritas are the best soda in the entire world.

Fuck, yeah. They're the best.

That's right, honey.

I'm Bubble Gómez, at your service. And you are?

I'm Triana, and this is Toña and María.

If you were a Chaparrita soda, you'd be grape.

Seriously?

Listen to this shit, man.

What's going on? The clock's ticking.

It's time, man.

Go for it. No problem.

I'll have a Chaparrita.

Okay.

A grape one! Right, Ugly?

- You're a bitch! - Hell, yeah.

I'm sick of that bunch of bastards.

They're taking advantage.

Move. I'm telling you, they're always taking advantage.

- What's up, Amanda? - I want to talk to you.

I let you plug in and leave your stuff here,

but look at the mess you've left.

Everyone's hanging around here.

- Willy, are you looking at memes? - He is. I'm not.

I'm here for whatever you need.

Amanda, put him to work.

Look, he's scaring off the customers.

This can't go on.

I'm going to have to cut the power off.

Wait, give me a second.

We'll fix this right now. Come on.

"We'll fix this right now."

Right on.

What's this shit?

This is the suit I told you you'd wear.

Then I'll insert the visuals of Trippy's face I've been editing.

This is going to be too tight.

I'm not changing my idea just because it's tight.

Don't do this to me. Come on.

Put that shit on, man.

Action!

She moves her hips A hand on the wall

Put your hands all over Ugly.

Wrap him up like a blanket.

Now she just wants to smoke

What are you doing, Bubble?

Wrap me up like a blanket, man.

That's what I'm doing!

Okay, to the floor.

To the ground.

Cut.

Seriously, Bubble?

- You ripped it. - You told me to drop to the ground.

Yeah, but you didn't do it right.

It doesn't matter. We got it.

It sucks that if I don't do everything, it doesn't get done.

What are you looking at?

Ugly, we've got a big problem. Where's Bubble?

- I don't know. - Amanda's cutting our electricity.

What? Why?

She says we're taking advantage or something. I don't know.

The problem is that she doesn't have any customers. None.

What?

Give her this.

Okay, everybody.

Take off your jackets and give them to Flex.

This won't be free.

Everyone will get their clothes washed.

Everybody. Your clothes will be washed.

No one's giving me money.

I'll catch up with you.

- Where are you going? - Give him money.

What's up, Tri?

What's up?

Shall we light this up?

Thanks, but I only smoke at night.

What do you mean?

I thought you smoked a lot.

I used to. When I was dumber.

I don't smoke either when I'm working. Obviously.

See you later.

Bubble, where are the guys?

What do you mean?

I clearly asked for male and female models.

I showed you the storyboards. I explained it to you.

Macho with feeling. Remember?

Fucking hell.

What's wrong, Bubble? You're out of it.

That's why I don't smoke while I'm working.

I'll take care of it right away.

That's why I'm here. To solve problems, twenty-four, seven.

Want me to take care of it?

No, it's cool, buddy.

Look after the place. I have an idea.

Okay.

Let's do something different.

Come on, five more.

That's it, four.

Lower. That's it. Three more.

One more.

- That's it. Hey, man! - What's this shit?

Don't waste your time.

Neither Bam Bam nor the boss has been able to move it.

It's been there since we opened.

So, big guy, what can I help you with?

My crew and I are recording a video a few blocks away.

Very cool music.

I'm Bubble Gómez, and we need your help. What do you think?

What do you need exactly?

The thing is, the director's a real slave driver.

She sent me to find some big fucking dudes...

We're not pieces of meat.

We come here so we can feel good about ourselves.

Besides, the muscle we work out the most...

This one!

Fucking hell.

You should let sleeping dogs lie.

Right, kid?

But I tell you what. I like you.

Shall we give our friend Bubble a hand?

- Yeah. - Yeah? All right.

You'll see. It'll be great.

- No. That's it. - Great.

Triana, I'm honestly really into you.

You're very cool.

I'd really like to take you out to smoke a joint or have a beer.

Thanks. That's cool.

But that's not what this is.

Truthfully, I came for Data.

- You like women? - No.

I've been a fan of Data's for a while.

She's great. In fact, she tracked me down. A while ago.

She's awesome.

If you can, introduce us, and I'll introduce you to Judith.

Judith is the manager who promoted my first video. She's great.

- Right on. - I think that's what you need.

Someone to help you.

Sure, I'll introduce you. No problem.

No problem.

I'll catch you later.

Bye.

What do you want me to say?

It's your health, Bubble.

Guys have to take care of themselves too,

recharge, buy themselves new clothes.

It's okay to be vulnerable, man.

Earlier, while we were filming, they made me put on this blue suit,

skin tight.

I felt like an idiot.

Why didn't you say no, man?

Very nice.

You look good.

Do you want a picture. Okay, let's do it.

Right on.

What's happening with my LEDs? What's wrong with the lights?

Go see what's up at the laundromat.

- I'll be right back. - Okay.

Let's wait until the guy who set this up comes.

Who set it up?

Seriously? What now?

What's the matter with you? Pay attention!

He ran into the street. He wasn't paying attention.

Bebote set it up.

Isn't this street closed?

Esquites was going to close it.

Fuck! Am I the only person who can get things done?

Data's the boss.

She asked me to do it. I couldn't say no.

Many times in life, it's important to say no.

It's completely fine.

It's okay to be vulnerable, like I keep telling you.

I tried to, Erik!

But she wanted me to press my dick against my buddy,

and be like a blanket. Shit went too far.

That's your fucking problem.

You're really closed-minded.

You've got this toxic masculinity fixed in your mind.

Here, give me that outlet.

No!

Damn kids!

They're making a mess!

Seriously? What the fuck? What did you do, Data?

The problem is, if I don't do everything, it all goes to shit.

If we don't finish, I'm in deep shit.

I'll go try to fix it. Be right back.

Do you know which muscle I've worked on my entire life?

Your pecs?

No, big guy.

My heart.

And I can tell that you've never worked on yours.

Chamuco! Put on some music.

Bubble, I love you to death, kid.

Me too.

- What happened? - What's up?

I think there was a bad connection, it overloaded, and it blew.

- Your shit. - Amanda, wait.

I know what to do. Help me climb up. Pass that to me.

Okay.

What's up, Data? How are we doing?

Like shit.

Ugly, the video's not turning out like I imagined.

You're focusing on the wall

and not on the great bricks we're putting in place.

What?

Sometimes you put your idea of something on a pedestal,

and that blinds you to everything else.

Get it?

You want to hear something funny?

Triana didn't come for me.

Triana came for you.

She's your fan. She loves your work.

She's wanted to meet you for a long time.

- You're kidding. - It's the truth.

I stole you from her.

Calm down.

You're awesome, Data.

You don't have to build the wall by yourself.

We can build it brick by brick.

It doesn't matter if it's what you imagined.

If it's gangsta, it's gangsta.

I may have gone too far with Bubble.

Yeah, no kidding. You were hard on that guy.

Listen, Ugly.

Earlier you were saying if we didn't finish the video,

you'd be in deep shit.

What's up with that?

The lights are back on!

Right on! Awesome.

- So? - Forget about it.

It's no problem.

Okay.

Who said you could use my electricity?

It's just for a while.

If you want to use it, it'll cost you three thousand. How about that?

- We don't have that much. - Fuck that.

Find the money, or there's going to be trouble.

Amanda at the laundromat said we could use it.

- Amanda? - Yeah.

I'll show her what's up.

You see that? Everything's cool.

Right on.

No, buddy, come on!

What the fuck is this?

Why are you breaking my windows?

Because I felt like it.

Why did you let that asshole use my electricity?

Ask first, idiot. I was kicking them out.

- Are you blind? - Look at this mess.

Fuck off! You're paying for this.

What's with you? Fuck off, old man.

- Hurry up. - Guys!

This guy says it's his electricity and he's pissed.

Who's this?

Hurry. They're shutting it down.

What the hell.

Where are you, Bubble?

What's up, Data?

I wanted to tell you that recently I've felt...

I don't know where you are, but you need to get here now.

Your feelings will have to wait.

Look, I know that being a man doesn't mean I'm right all the time.

But the truth is, I'd love it

if you valued my ideas,

and especially if you trusted me.

Yes. Of course I forgive you.

In fact, I'm heading over there now with my buddies.

Right on. That's it.

- Thanks. - Yeah. Right on.

Right on, brother.

What're you doing, man?

I told you no one can move that thing.

Because we haven't tried it together.

Why not?

- Come on, guys. Let's go! - Let's go!

Let's do it!

Come on. Get on that side.

Calm down. What's wrong? We're not leaving our own neighborhood.

We all grew up in this neighborhood. Come on.

Pride. That's what we're trying to show on the Internet.

Fucking troublemaker.

You know what?

If you want to act like stubborn cavemen who don't want others to get ahead,

then fuck you. You think you scare me?

Learn my name. I'm Ugly, the new king of the Guerrero hood.

So get out of here or we'll crush you, homie.

You'll live and die by your own words.

It's Bubble.

Okay, guys, chill out.

Not to sound like I'm making threats,

but if you don't back down, we're going to kick your fucking asses.

What's up, Erik?

You're protecting these assholes?

That's right, man.

So calm down. And you assholes need to calm down too.

We don't want violence. You've got to use your heads.

You have to work from your fucking hearts.

Go ahead, Ugly, shake the man's hand.

Come on, make peace!

You can suck my dick, bitch.

This guy.

Let's go.

Fuck this.

Ugly Crew, all day.

Should we finish the video or what?

Okay, guys, I need you to look tougher.

Can you show some muscle?

Data...

They're not pieces of meat.

I mean, maybe it's not what you had in mind, but maybe...

I don't know, they could do something different.

Okay. So, what do you want to do?

Right on.

She's dressed to the nines If there's a party she's there

She's single but not alone

If you tell me to come by Girl, I'll come get you

Just tell me if you Think like I do

When you dance like that You could kill hearts

You like kush I prefer el patrón

But I liked it best It was true and cool

Just tell me if you Think like I do

When you dance like that You could kill hearts

You like kush I prefer El Patrón

But I liked it best It was true and cool

That was great. Thanks everyone. Let's get fucked up!

What's up?

What's up? I thought we'd never finish.

Yeah, it was a bitch.

Flex, I know we said some stuff on shrooms, but...

we don't have to do anything.

Yeah. I don't know. I'm not that good at relationships.

You know?

But I do want to.

A lot.

Have a good time.

Triana, this is the maestra and my sista, Data.

Data, this is Triana.

Nice to meet you.

It was very cool to see you work in person.

The video turned out great.

It's going to blow up.

Seriously? What an honor.

I told Ugly I'd introduce him to Judith,

who promoted my first video.

Having someone with connections could help.

Sure it would help. That's awesome. Yes.

Let's drink to that.

Cheers.

It's nighttime now, right?

What?

You never let one get away.

What can I say?

Like that? Like that?

Do you like that, Sandra? Do you like it?

Look at this, boss.

Check out this bullshit.

Learn my name. I'm Ugly, the new king of the Guerrero hood.

All this shit we're putting together here

is to put this place on the map.

So get out of here or we'll crush you, homie.

He's got balls. Fucking kid thinks he's a real artist.

Those fuckers made a mess of the neighborhood.

Kid's pissing all over himself.

How could there be a king

when there's already a sun?

Look at the party those fucking kids are having.

Throwing parties with other people's money.

They've gotten themselves into trouble now.

Disrespectful.

Fuck them.

Right, Sandra?

They're in some trouble now, aren't they?

What kind of trouble are they in?

What's going to happen to Ugly?

Ugly's going to be in serious trouble!

- Shit, I'm sorry, dude. - What's up, man?

We need to split!

No, I'm not leaving you, dog!

- Trojans didn't leave me anything! - These people aren't joking.

You didn't like my ceviche, son?

- Delicious. - Why put condiments in it then?

Ugly, you borrowed money from a dealer, I want none of this.

I want one for my birthday.

- Sure thing, boss. - Awesome.

- You need to clean up this mess. - I know, dude.

Happy birthday, Mr. Ceviches!

We're gathered here to celebrate the beginning of something powerful.

No lovers

She has better ideas, She wants designer clothes

Look, dude.

Bubble, we may fuck this up, it's too risky.

And bottles of all flavors

What you doing here, man?

Shit.

A little bird told me you're wanted.

Nothing I can do about it.

- Who is missing? - My son, officer.

You need to find him, Flex.

Everything I touch turns to shit.

Touch nothing then.