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I think this time you went too far

Stop getting close I'm not going to kiss you

You want to see me naked Not gonna happen

COMING SOON

You know what, bring that mic farther back.

And that chair, we're going to take it to the main stage.

Leave it there, they'll pick it up.

What's up, dude?

How have you been, man?

What's up, bro?

- How you been, man? You good? - Good, good, good.

I'm here for my nametag to sell.

But I've been checking my email and I never got one. It's weird.

Not happening this year, Bubble.

No fucking way. Why?

You ripped Simpson off, bro. Stop fucking around, man.

- Let's see? - Son of a bitch.

Erwin? What's up my dude? How you been, bro? What's going on?

What's up, dog? How are you doing? How you been?

Great, man. They didn't give you shit for that mess with the pills?

Fuck off, man.

I'm here as staff for these girls.

People who come with the talent, don't get asked questions.

Hey man, I'm here promoting an artist. Can you hook me up?

No fucking way, bro. I could get in trouble, man.

You pissed Simpson off, bro.

You want some poppers for Triana?

- Sure. - That's what I'm talking about.

Hey, man! Take a picture of us.

- Right there. - Don't move.

That's it.

There. Don't move.

Ready in three, two...

Stop getting close I'm not going to kiss you

You want to see me naked Not gonna happen

Look, papi. Our first concert, dude.

At the fest? No fucking way. That's some talent, Bubble.

- Fuck yeah, man. Trojans was right, bro. - Fucking Trojans.

Trapatitlan performed at that shit in 2018 and then blew up.

- That's right. - Fuck yeah, that's right.

Hell yeah, man.

There might be a bit of a problem. Really a micro problem.

We have to sell 50 tickets for five minutes.

No fucking way. You're going to make me sell tickets?

Yeah, dude.

But bro, sales are in your DNA.

What do you want cigarettes, condoms? You're the shit, I've seen you sell.

Fifty?

Whatever it takes to get out of this fucking place.

That's right, bro.

Fuck.

See? You give people the benefit of the doubt and look what they do.

Motherfucker, man.

Are they going to charge you for that, or can I steal a soup?

- What's up, Data? - What's up?

You lose something? You could knock at least.

It was open. We set a meeting at the studio to touch base.

Fuck off. What meeting? And what studio?

It's my house and I'm in the middle of a job.

Job? No way. You're photoshopping a baby that isn't even yours.

I'm going to use your bathroom. In five minutes you start your real job.

What's up, Data?

Party at this girl's house. Come on in, man.

What can I get you, coffee or a beer?

No fucking way, Flex. You smell like shit.

Next time this guy shows up without bathing, we don't let him.

Imagine what his work uniform smells like.

No way, man.

I'm not going to waste water like a dumbass.

Fucking planet is going to shit.

Alright, guys. Listen up.

I called you...

- Guys, I really have to finish this. - Sneaker Fest 2023.

The rules are simple Fifty tickets for five minutes. Fuck yeah.

Besides, it won't cost us anything.

You think success comes for free? No fucking way.

Empires are built on hard work, sweat and blood.

And slavery.

That's right.

All right.

Bubble, let's go sell.

Leave these guys to Photoshop and go twerking outside a store.

Later then. You guys clean up. Especially you, stinky motherfucker.

Go sell some bootleg shoes, fucker.

Fuck off.

Hey, are you doing anything today?

No, nothing, until tomorrow. Tomorrow I'm selling ice cream.

I have this thing I have to go to. But I don't want to go.

It would help if you came with me. We can smoke out before.

And maybe we can sell some of those tickets.

You down?

Damn, they're expensive.

Yeah.

I'm down.

Quinceañera videos? Really?

These things pay.

The parents throw the house out the window when their princess turns 15.

- No, Dad! No! - Alright, Wendy. Calm down, please.

Wendy.

Pau, I'm so happy you made it.

- Why me? Get out! No. - Calm down.

- Bad Bunny died. - No way.

- What? They killed Bad Bunny? - They fucked him up outside a club.

No way.

Relax. She's talking about a Bad Bunny imitator, Rad Bunny.

We're going to have to cancel the whole show.

What? No, no. What do you mean? It's a super important day for Wendy.

She wants her show.

Paulina, where are we going to get another Bad Bunny?

Well... I have a friend who raps.

- Right, Flex? - Why?

I don't know. I'd have to see him. I mean, Wendy would have to see him.

Wendy, my dear, come here.

We got you another Bad Bunny.

Thank you, thank you!

No, it's not him. Come here.

Does he know "Calladita"?

Of course.

I can tell you're thirsty. Buy you a beer, if you buy tickets.

Let me introduce myself

I'm Ugly Hey kid, pay attention

You wanted talent? I'll show it to you right now

Relax, this isn't So you give up your seat

I'm sure to mothers I look obscene

It's the price to pay For being all terrain

Like the transport I have no breaks

And look closely, I'm no worker I'm the boss.

Check out this guy The one by my side

Sure he's a college grad...

Check it out, guys, you already know.

You want a ticket to Sneaker Fest? Do you want a ticket?

But hey bro don't worry

I have a plan For when you're no longer busy

Bubble and I have the tickets To the most kick-ass festival

Raise your hand if you want one Raise your hand and pitch in

Don't look like that woman over there

With the dog face...

- What the fuck, bro? - What, man?

It has to be badass, dude. Not on the phone, bro.

- I'm moving it all over Mexico. - Fuck it, I'm outta here.

I'm giving away flow While you guys are broke

We are very few the illuminated

I'm the light and shadow Of this fucking neighborhood

For real, bro? Not one fucking ticket, Bubble?

Dude, it's because you aren't putting any passion in it.

Spitting empty rhymes, bro.

Stop talking shit, Bubble.

People aren't ready for Ugly, man.

Don't get worked up, dude.

You know why I got this tattoo?

Because it looks cool?

No.

No way.

It was the first day I sold a pair of Jordans.

That day I understood that I would never work for the fucking man.

- For real? - Fuck yeah, dude.

You know what you call that?

I don't know, man. Anarchy, debauchery. No idea man, tell me.

Burn down the fucking bridges, Ugly. Without looking back, dude.

And whatever that brings, fuck it, man.

What do you propose? Nobody is buying the tickets, bro.

The only one I sold is to Esther, bro, my mom.

Yeah man, but you give up too fast, dog. We have to fucking move it, papi.

Why don't we sell them at your shop?

With the purchase of a ticket, I don't know, a free pair of shoelaces.

Help me out, man.

No way, Ugly. No, man. I have all my stock frozen.

Since they won't let me sell at the fucking Sneaker Fest,

what can I do? It's fucked up.

Are you using me to sell shoes, my dude?

What do you think, chief? No fucking way, Ugly.

This is a win-win, man. You sing, and I get to sell sneakers.

Win-win my balls, dude.

Come on, man. Where are you going, dude?

Don't get mad, bro.

Whatever.

- Throw on a few more. They got cold. - Yes, sir.

With green sauce.

Shouldn't be a problem, man.

A bit of make-up, and Ugly will even be speaking like a Puerto Rican.

I have some sunglasses like that, fucking cool.

Bad Bunny's real name is Benito Martínez.

No way, man.

No, I don't think this dude will want to dress up like that

or wear make-up. He says he's not a fan, but that's bullshit.

We went to see him together.

You have to help me convince him.

To do a live performance and get paid, for a change.

Besides, if he performs well, we can sell the tickets there,

to the teen girls.

It's a win-win.

A win-win. Goals aligned, right?

I like it. Sounds dope.

What the fuck makes you think I know how to imitate Bad Bunny?

I'd rather clean piss on the street corner of Speedy Mart.

- Don't be so dramatic, dude. - Bad Bunny sucks ass, bro.

Stop it, man.

You're comparing yourself to the world's most important artist.

When you haven't even recorded anything and work in a Speedy Mart.

Exactly.

Why are you complaining?

We slept in the street two nights to get front row seats.

Because you wanted to see him.

Because he's the shit, bro. There, I said it.

Look, man.

If you want to touch the sky, sometimes you gotta lick the floor.

How many tickets you sell?

The one that Esther bought from me.

Because this traitor only wants us to go to Sneaker Fest to sell his shoes.

And you just want us to do this bullshit so you don't lose your other jobs.

Dude, if you do this well, we can sell all the tickets there.

- Yeah, it's like a win-win. - That's right, man.

What'd I tell you about your friends hanging out here?

- They're leaving. - Fuck off!

- This guy, man... - Think about it. They pay well.

Go on, you too Flex.

Okay.

Did you eat already? Hope so, because we don't have anything.

- Here. - What's this?

It's for the ticket to the Fest. It's not going to happen.

You were my only customer.

I'll just keep my ticket.

I'm telling you it's not going to happen.

Fine. And if it does, I already have my ticket, right?

On to other news.

Mariana is going to tell us about the Bad Bunny concert.

Over to her.

Before we go, Ciro, let's see what happened

with the ticket sales to the Bad Bunny concert

that will be taking place in the Monterey Arena.

Hundreds of fans have been waiting since Monday.

Since early Monday, hundreds of fans

have been camping outside the ticket booths.

The cost of the tickets ranges from 800 up to 10,000 pesos.

Papi, what the hell is going on?

I look like an idiot.

You look...

fine.

What's with these shitty glasses?

Watch it, man. Those are my exotic glasses.

No fucking way, no fucking way I'm doing a Puerto Rican accent.

Dude, they're fifteen-year-old kids.

All they want is to grind on each other.

And don't go bringing the mic too close to the monitors.

Plus, it's an honor to imitate him.

Ready?

- Nope. - This guy knows it.

This sucks.

Yo, where the fuck is Bad Bunny?

Chill the fuck out, or I will beat your ass.

Really? You want some, bro? What?

That's what I thought.

- Hello, hello. How's everyone doing? - Good!

- Are you having fun? - Yes!

It's a pleasure to be sharing this wonderful event with you.

Let's hear it for Wendy, who is celebrating her 15th birthday today.

Wendy!

Wendy, Wendy, Wendy!

And to keep the party going, to the rhythm of our star,

I give you Rad Bunny.

That's right! Bad Bunny, man! Get your tickets!

Take that condom hat off!

She disappears The reappears when she wants some

It's been a couple times

And if were up to me I'd do her the whole week

She acts like she doesn't...

Bad Bunny is Puerto Rican. Do it like a Puerto Rican!

You ended up without clothing again Asking for me to touch you

She acts tough and then leaves

She's with a friend...

Look at this guy.

Mom, this looks like a joke.

Get out!

- Get him out of here! - Flex, turn this shit off.

No way. He's identical.

Bubble, shut up, dude.

Get him off the stage already!

Yeah! Get out!

Ugly. I can't believe you're doing this to me.

I told you I was no imitator. Not even the birthday girl enjoyed it.

Everybody was filming me.

Shut up, Mom. I hate you!

This can't be! I hate you all!

Look, Paulina.

I paid for 40 minutes of Bad Bunny. Give them to me or pay me back.

You useless, good for nothing bum.

The cheap imitation of that rapper was no good.

Son of a bitch.

Nobody talks to my creative director that way.

The one who got off the stage was me, not her.

We didn't finish because your party is garbage

and your spoiled brat doesn't accept that Bad Bunny

doesn't play garbage parties.

And by the way, he's not just some rapper.

He's a fucking legend.

That's right.

Flex.

- Let's roll. - Yeah.

Do it, bro.

Bad Bunny, baby.

Good night.

Flex, play "La Dificil." Full blast.

For real?

If I have to lick the floor to touch the sky,

I'm going to leave that bitch shiny.

Believe it.

I drink the Peri Give me a sodi

Spend the money Smell the peri

AC and later an M Trying to recall those fallen yesterday

And those no longer here

Today I want to forget his street See everything purple like lip

Today I want to travel I'm a rock star

Until my heart doesn't respond

The sorrows I turn into hits I got the pills on repeat

Today I want to travel like a rock star

With a bottle full of percs And a porn star

All the sadness and others drugs too

I take a thousand substances That make me feel good

I drank from her lips But didn't fall in love

Flying so high now My head wants to fall

Everything is cloudy I don't know what's real

It's getting complicated Recognizing what's real

Ugly, you put on a solid show, man.

What'd you think of the girls?

They're quite hysterical.

Thank you, Mr. Ceviches.

Don't call me mister. Just Ceviches.

You can count on me for whatever you want.

Really, whatever you want.

Son, how many tickets do you have left?

- Like twenty, boss. - Give them to me.

Yes, yes, yes.

Cheers. Let's keep the party going.

Cocaine anyone?

Cheers.

You were hooking up with his girl?

Hi. Can I have your Insta?

- Sure thing. Of course. - Thanks.

You know the deal, right?

Follow us, give us a like, and post really cool things, okay?

- Thanks. - Thanks.

Is this what success tastes like?

I hated you. No, I really hated you.

But I think now I will love you forever.

No, I swear. I love you.

I'm serious, I love you.

No, no, I mean I love him.

- She's all fucked up. - She's wasted.

I think that girl is bipolar.

I'm really sorry, bro.

I mean, it wasn't cool for me to look out only for myself.

Sorry, dude.

You deserve better from your damn manager.

Moving forward, Bubble, only forward.

We need to think like a crew.

That's the only way we will be a real team.

Homies, just think what we can accomplish.

I'm in.

Me too. Today more than ever. Let's burn fucking bridges!

You really kicked ass, bro.

Is that a yes?

What are we going to call ourselves? Ugly crew? It's a cool name, right?

To the Ugly Crew, motherfuckers.

From bullshit birthday parties to filling stadiums, fuck it.

- That's right. - Yeah.

You know it, bro.

- So, let's get to it, right? - Let's roll.

Today I want to forget this street See everything purple like lip

Today I want to travel I'm a rock star Until my heart doesn't respond

Bro? I warned you, man. We have to ask you to leave.

Bro, I'm not here as a vendor.

I'm the fucking manager of the legend you're listening to, dude.

Take him out.

Hey, dude. What the fuck? What's wrong with you, man?

Get your fucking dirty hand off the Mexican Scooter.

Get this asshole out.

What? Get the fuck off me, man. Eat a dick, bro.

Eat dick.

Chill out, man. Scooter Braun?

Hell yeah. Scooter Braun is the shit.

Alright, Ugly. You're the man!

Yeah, Ugly!

I left everything connected.

Take care, bro.

- Later. - Cool, bro.

Hey, Crack!

Hey, bro!

- Fucking Trojans was here, man. - Right on.

Thanks for coming.

There she is, go get her.

Stop talking shit, Flex. It's Triana, bro.

You're the one always saying we have to believe.

Believe, bro.

- That was shit. The sound was off. - No, bro.

- It's missing some depth. - Relax, depth.

If a tree falls in the woods and nobody sees it, did it really fall?

What are you talking about, Flex? I heard it, dude.

That fucking tree fell and made a shitload of noise.

And besides, Data here, was filming it.

Soon we'll have a show, and a big crowd.

Ugly! Ugly! Ugly! Soon, right?

Nobody saw us. Everybody heard us.

A small step for Ugly Crew, a big leap for trap, bro.

- Back to your place. - No way. Somewhere else this time.

- Why? - Why do you get so tight?

- We always hang there. - So?

We can go to my crib. It's filthy, man. I haven't cleaned.

What's up, bro?

No way.

Dude!

The track, whose is it?

The new drop from Trapatitlan, bro. Pure angry hood shit.

- Fuck outta here. - What, bro?

- I'm pissed, bro. - What's going on?

His swag is fancy, happy, intellectual

And on his neck hangs a...

Trapatitlan stole my bars, bro.

He has a chick by his side

So we set it up To ride in like ten cars

To make the drop offs And get the stacks so we can party