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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:50,990 --> 00:00:57,950 over here you stupid little skinny man you're lucky you have a more intelligent 2 00:00:57,950 --> 00:00:59,150 friend around aren't you 3 00:01:21,550 --> 00:01:24,170 I got the feeling, got a bit of an inkling. 4 00:01:24,870 --> 00:01:27,670 This is going to be one of those days. 5 00:01:28,450 --> 00:01:31,370 This is a show about me. 6 00:01:31,650 --> 00:01:35,470 And me. And all the things I do and all the things I see. 7 00:01:35,710 --> 00:01:39,170 And also what I think. I got the feeling, got a bit of an inkling. 8 00:01:39,790 --> 00:01:42,830 As long as we're together, it'll be okay. 9 00:01:53,610 --> 00:01:56,810 You know, Cole, I reckon we're both as dumb as each other. 10 00:01:58,250 --> 00:01:59,930 Both as dumb as each other. 11 00:02:01,370 --> 00:02:02,890 Both as dumb as each other. 12 00:02:04,130 --> 00:02:05,950 Both as dumb as each other. Both as dumb as each other. 13 00:02:11,690 --> 00:02:12,690 Cole, 14 00:02:19,270 --> 00:02:20,270 red light! 15 00:02:33,260 --> 00:02:34,960 That was your fault. You distracted me. 16 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:40,820 I just think that we're of equal intelligence... Oh, my God! 17 00:02:42,140 --> 00:02:44,560 What? That man. 18 00:02:45,660 --> 00:02:47,400 Over there. Yeah, what about him? 19 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:48,880 Can't you see? 20 00:02:49,180 --> 00:02:54,040 He's got a... He's got a... He's got a... Beard! 21 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:56,260 Yeah, so? 22 00:02:57,580 --> 00:02:58,860 He's got a beard, Carl. 23 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:00,320 Didn't you know? 24 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:02,200 I suffer from... 25 00:03:08,330 --> 00:03:09,330 Yes! 26 00:03:10,870 --> 00:03:11,870 Beard fear! 27 00:03:12,610 --> 00:03:14,470 Frank, what the hell are you talking about? 28 00:03:15,950 --> 00:03:16,950 Beard fear! 29 00:03:17,230 --> 00:03:22,890 Beard fear, it's a... It's a phobia of men with... Beard! 30 00:03:37,250 --> 00:03:38,250 He's coming over. 31 00:03:38,870 --> 00:03:39,870 He's coming over. 32 00:03:40,510 --> 00:03:42,550 Hello. Would you like your windscreen washed? 33 00:03:42,770 --> 00:03:45,070 No! No! Get away from me! 34 00:03:45,310 --> 00:03:46,310 No! 35 00:03:47,530 --> 00:03:49,350 Okay, I was just asking. 36 00:03:51,290 --> 00:03:52,290 Be it for you. 37 00:03:53,630 --> 00:03:54,670 Be it for you. 38 00:03:55,930 --> 00:04:02,590 You are without doubt the stupidest person I have ever met. 39 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:03,910 ever made. 40 00:04:40,840 --> 00:04:43,860 do some lateral thinking games, okay? To see who's the smartest. 41 00:04:44,340 --> 00:04:46,080 Do you know what a lateral thinking game is? 42 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:47,760 No. 43 00:04:48,100 --> 00:04:52,000 Well, I tell you a mystery story and you have to try and guess what happened. 44 00:04:52,380 --> 00:04:55,260 Okay? And you're only allowed to ask yes -no questions. 45 00:04:55,780 --> 00:04:57,300 Okay. Ready? Yep. Here we go. 46 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:03,220 Fred and Ginger are lying on the floor in a pool of water surrounded by broken 47 00:05:03,220 --> 00:05:04,840 glass. Dead. 48 00:05:06,860 --> 00:05:07,860 What happened? 49 00:05:18,190 --> 00:05:19,270 It's just a hypothetical. 50 00:05:19,890 --> 00:05:21,170 They don't really exist. 51 00:05:21,410 --> 00:05:22,890 Just try and guess what happened. 52 00:05:23,110 --> 00:05:24,650 Just play the game. 53 00:05:25,050 --> 00:05:26,690 I'm not in the mood for games, Carl. 54 00:05:27,070 --> 00:05:29,090 Not anymore, not after this terrible tragedy. 55 00:05:31,210 --> 00:05:35,990 Yes, it's time for Australia's favourite game show, Mindbender. 56 00:05:36,550 --> 00:05:38,410 This is the perfect intelligence test. 57 00:05:38,690 --> 00:05:42,730 Whoever can answer the most questions before the players on the TV will be 58 00:05:42,730 --> 00:05:43,730 deemed the winner. 59 00:05:48,010 --> 00:05:51,450 Welcome to Mindbender. I'm Greg Chalmers, filling in for Nick Hartley, 60 00:05:51,450 --> 00:05:54,930 vacation. Where's Nick Hartley? I love the Nick Hartley. 61 00:05:55,950 --> 00:05:58,490 Players, test your buzzers. Hugo. 62 00:05:59,470 --> 00:06:00,470 Jemima. 63 00:06:01,150 --> 00:06:02,150 Colin. 64 00:06:03,590 --> 00:06:04,590 Frank. 65 00:06:08,010 --> 00:06:09,090 Let's get started. 66 00:06:09,450 --> 00:06:11,410 What is a glockenspiel? 67 00:06:12,310 --> 00:06:14,730 What somebody says when they're trying to sell you a glockenspiel. 68 00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:20,390 What is the sum of the inside angles of a triangle? 69 00:06:22,830 --> 00:06:23,890 Albert Einstein. 70 00:06:25,010 --> 00:06:27,970 Correct. Who created Tom Sawyer? 71 00:06:28,250 --> 00:06:29,650 Mr. and Mrs. Sawyer. 72 00:06:32,930 --> 00:06:35,470 Ix theology is the study of what? 73 00:06:36,230 --> 00:06:37,250 Albert Einstein. 74 00:06:38,830 --> 00:06:39,830 Correct. 75 00:06:40,530 --> 00:06:42,550 Name three prime numbers. 76 00:06:43,930 --> 00:06:44,970 Albert Einstein. 77 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:48,519 hell are you doing? 78 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:52,520 Well, I haven't got very much general knowledge, Carl, so I thought I'd try 79 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:53,560 using the law of averages. 80 00:06:55,420 --> 00:06:57,520 What is the chemical symbol for sulfur? 81 00:06:58,500 --> 00:07:00,300 Sugar. Yes, correct. 82 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:06,500 I didn't actually squeeze my buzzer there. 83 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:23,340 So, Hugo and Jemima have been neck and neck all show, so this question will 84 00:07:23,340 --> 00:07:24,400 decide tonight's winner. 85 00:07:24,820 --> 00:07:28,240 Who created the formula E equals MC squared? 86 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:32,880 Albert Einstein. Hugo. 87 00:07:33,580 --> 00:07:34,580 Albert Einstein. 88 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:35,800 Correct! 89 00:08:02,380 --> 00:08:09,360 intelligent oh my god oh my god my brain is just 90 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:16,080 too big it's too heavy i can't keep it up it's just too large frank 91 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:22,000 there's something i have to tell you there's just too much weight i 92 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:28,780 can't hold it frank will you be quiet i need 93 00:08:28,780 --> 00:08:29,880 to do i look peculiar 94 00:08:30,700 --> 00:08:35,000 Like, is my head out of proportion to my body because it's just so huge? Frank, 95 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:36,260 will you just shut up for a minute? 96 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,000 Like, I need props. 97 00:08:39,220 --> 00:08:42,240 I need some sort of props to hold up my head because my neck hasn't got enough 98 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:45,420 strength. You know, and it's not all easy being an incredibly intelligent 99 00:08:45,420 --> 00:08:47,680 person. There are, you know, bad sides. 100 00:08:48,100 --> 00:08:51,200 Like, no, there aren't any bad sides. It's all fantastic. 101 00:08:51,820 --> 00:08:56,400 I am just incredibly intelligent. I am just so unbelievably smart. 102 00:08:56,980 --> 00:08:57,980 Oh! 103 00:08:59,220 --> 00:09:05,940 Frank, what are... been trying to tell you is I let you win this whole time 104 00:09:05,940 --> 00:09:10,480 I've been pretending to be dumb just so you can feel better about yourself but 105 00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:17,260 I'm afraid I can't keep it up I hope this 106 00:09:17,260 --> 00:09:19,300 doesn't sound like I'm overreacting 107 00:09:32,560 --> 00:09:34,240 and squashed with a hammer. 108 00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:39,480 I won fair and square and you know it. 109 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:43,600 Okay, fine, sure. If that's what you want to believe, that's fine by me. 110 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:44,819 No way. 111 00:09:44,820 --> 00:09:46,340 No way. You can't do this. 112 00:09:46,780 --> 00:09:50,860 All right, all right. We'll play again tomorrow night and when I beat you, 113 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:52,220 there'll be no question. 114 00:09:52,460 --> 00:09:54,780 Okay, tomorrow night. Tomorrow night. 115 00:09:54,980 --> 00:09:56,020 Fine. Fine. 116 00:09:57,500 --> 00:09:59,720 Oh, no, hang on. 117 00:10:00,510 --> 00:10:03,930 I can't play tomorrow night. I've got a doctor's appointment. 118 00:10:04,450 --> 00:10:05,450 Really? Yeah. 119 00:10:05,870 --> 00:10:06,910 Is everything okay? 120 00:10:08,170 --> 00:10:10,930 Yeah, it's fine. I think I'm just coming down with a cold. Yeah, I'm sure 121 00:10:10,930 --> 00:10:12,410 everything's fine. I hope so. 122 00:10:12,610 --> 00:10:13,610 Yeah. 123 00:10:14,150 --> 00:10:16,850 So, uh... The next night! 124 00:10:29,290 --> 00:10:32,990 I didn't want to have to do this to you, but you forced me into it. 125 00:10:33,450 --> 00:10:35,410 Just play the game. 126 00:10:37,050 --> 00:10:38,950 Let's get started with the first question. 127 00:10:39,550 --> 00:10:42,430 What city was Marco Polo born in? 128 00:10:42,630 --> 00:10:43,630 Venice. Hugo. 129 00:10:43,870 --> 00:10:44,870 Correct. 130 00:10:45,130 --> 00:10:47,110 What is the speed of light? 131 00:10:48,010 --> 00:10:50,010 186 ,000 miles per second. 132 00:10:51,050 --> 00:10:53,190 Correct. Gee, that's fast. 133 00:10:53,630 --> 00:10:58,310 Between what years was the Second Opium War between China and Britain fought? 134 00:10:58,910 --> 00:11:00,030 1856 to 1860. 135 00:11:00,250 --> 00:11:01,250 Hugo. 136 00:11:01,570 --> 00:11:03,570 1856 to 1860. Correct. 137 00:11:03,970 --> 00:11:04,970 Who am I? 138 00:11:05,890 --> 00:11:06,890 1969. 139 00:11:08,750 --> 00:11:12,270 Gee, Carl, I guess you are the more intelligent. 140 00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:15,930 I'm tired. 141 00:11:16,250 --> 00:11:17,670 I'm going to bed. I'll see you tomorrow. 142 00:11:19,690 --> 00:11:25,990 Carl, I thought you were lying and... 143 00:11:27,150 --> 00:11:28,730 I guess there's something I should say. 144 00:11:33,930 --> 00:11:34,930 I'm sorry. 145 00:12:00,780 --> 00:12:03,120 That's why I'm afraid of beads. 146 00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:14,280 Hello. 147 00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:25,200 So, ladies and gentlemen, at this point, I'd like you to meet a new member of 148 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:26,099 our group. 149 00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:27,100 This is Frank. 150 00:12:32,170 --> 00:12:33,170 Hi, everyone. 151 00:12:33,390 --> 00:12:35,630 Frank, maybe you'd like to tell us your story? 152 00:12:36,390 --> 00:12:41,010 Well, when I was a boy, my mum took me to a theatre show of The Seven Dwarfs. 153 00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:44,050 It was fantastic. 154 00:12:45,530 --> 00:12:48,810 And afterwards, I hung around the stage door for hours, and eventually, one of 155 00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:52,050 the dwarfs came out, and I rushed up to him, and I asked him for an autograph. 156 00:12:54,410 --> 00:12:55,950 And he just took a drag on his cigarette. 157 00:12:58,050 --> 00:12:59,530 And he blew smoke into my face. 158 00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:05,020 And then he said, piss off kid, I've got your money, that's all I want. 159 00:13:07,540 --> 00:13:11,040 And that was happy. 160 00:13:34,410 --> 00:13:36,090 buying the ticket, Colin. That's okay, Frank. 161 00:13:36,810 --> 00:13:39,510 I wish we didn't have that Ziffer sitting behind us, though. 162 00:13:40,630 --> 00:13:41,630 Ziffer? 163 00:13:42,310 --> 00:13:44,330 Yeah, Ziffer. Don't you know what a Ziffer is? 164 00:13:45,010 --> 00:13:49,250 A Ziffer is the guy that sits behind you, and whenever something amazing 165 00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:52,970 in the film, he just sits there and goes, Ziff. 166 00:13:53,890 --> 00:13:57,050 Nothing annoys me more than a Ziffer. 167 00:13:58,530 --> 00:14:01,970 I can't believe how much you've changed, Colin. The last two weeks have just 168 00:14:01,970 --> 00:14:02,970 been amazing. 169 00:14:03,470 --> 00:14:07,090 Not only are you a genius, but you're so generous too. 170 00:14:07,670 --> 00:14:11,750 Like, one night, you display your supreme mind -bender skills. The next 171 00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:13,150 you take me out to a movie. 172 00:14:13,730 --> 00:14:15,930 Then, you impress me again with mind -bender. 173 00:14:16,130 --> 00:14:19,930 The next night, we go out to dinner. One night, amazing mind -bender. The next 174 00:14:19,930 --> 00:14:20,930 night, we go out again. 175 00:14:21,290 --> 00:14:26,330 I just can't believe it. I love this strange, alternating lifestyle we've 176 00:14:26,330 --> 00:14:27,330 into. 177 00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:32,310 But, Cole, I don't want to lead you on and then hurt your feelings because, you 178 00:14:32,310 --> 00:14:33,310 know... 179 00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:36,300 We could never be anything more than just good friends. 180 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:41,440 I've got to go to an automatic teller machine. 181 00:14:41,700 --> 00:14:42,840 I've got to get some... 182 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:49,040 Why 183 00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:52,660 did you do that? 184 00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:58,860 A guy I knew, Russell, once held his nose when he sneezed and both his 185 00:14:58,860 --> 00:14:59,860 popped out of his face. 186 00:15:22,940 --> 00:15:23,940 Who's the man with the gun? 187 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:26,120 What? 188 00:15:26,540 --> 00:15:27,540 Who's the man? 189 00:15:28,700 --> 00:15:29,700 With the gun? 190 00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:32,220 Oh, is this another lateral thinking test? 191 00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:34,720 So there's a man with a gun. 192 00:15:35,380 --> 00:15:36,940 He's got a ski belt and a carver on. 193 00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:38,760 Is he out in the snow? 194 00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:41,260 No, he's standing right there. 195 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:43,940 You're only allowed to answer yes, no or irrelevant. 196 00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:46,760 No. 197 00:15:46,860 --> 00:15:47,860 I love these. 198 00:15:48,940 --> 00:15:51,880 Is the victim somebody that he knows? No. 199 00:15:52,980 --> 00:15:54,320 Is he Caucasian? Irrelevant. 200 00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:57,600 I'm going to get this. I'm going to get it. 201 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:16,680 for the ballet The Nutcracker. 202 00:16:17,900 --> 00:16:19,280 Hugo. Tchaikovsky. 203 00:16:20,900 --> 00:16:21,900 Tchaikovsky. 204 00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:23,360 Tchaikovsky. 205 00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:25,100 Tchaikovsky. 206 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:26,760 Tchaikovsky. 207 00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:30,480 Tchaik... Tchaikovsky! 208 00:16:31,540 --> 00:16:34,720 Oh, I must still have that cold. I've been sneezing all day. 209 00:16:35,420 --> 00:16:36,420 Tchaikovsky! 210 00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:42,140 You know, Colin, if you've got a cold, you really should cut out the dairy 211 00:16:42,140 --> 00:16:43,480 products. What's with the cheese stick? 212 00:16:44,860 --> 00:16:45,920 A guy I knew, Russell. 213 00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:48,580 I'm getting sick and tired of hearing about this Russell. 214 00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:51,000 Oh, no, it's a different Russell. 215 00:16:52,580 --> 00:16:56,260 He was on his deathbed with pneumonia, right? And his naturopath recommended 216 00:16:56,260 --> 00:16:59,980 that he cut out the dairy products. He did so. The next day, he ran a 42 217 00:16:59,980 --> 00:17:00,980 -kilometre marathon. 218 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:04,159 Really? Yep. 219 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:10,680 Well, a guy I know, Russell also, was in a terrible fire. He was burnt 220 00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:16,589 horrifically. All his limbs were completely burnt off and his face was 221 00:17:16,589 --> 00:17:19,970 disfigured. Then he cut out the dairy product. 222 00:17:20,530 --> 00:17:26,550 Miraculously, his arms and legs grew back and now he's a highly paid model. 223 00:17:41,919 --> 00:17:43,680 Did that really happen? 224 00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:46,400 Wow, 225 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:57,560 what 226 00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:58,560 an incredible story. 227 00:18:12,650 --> 00:18:14,410 Okay, thanks a lot. Bye. 228 00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:16,390 Frank, mindbender's starting. 229 00:18:17,310 --> 00:18:19,310 You know, you should go on the show, Carl. 230 00:18:19,530 --> 00:18:21,230 You could win heaps of prizes. 231 00:18:22,330 --> 00:18:25,170 You are the game show god! 232 00:18:27,290 --> 00:18:32,630 Frank, come on. That sort of showing off and parading of one's intelligence 233 00:18:32,630 --> 00:18:33,950 isn't my style. 234 00:18:34,790 --> 00:18:35,790 Gee, Carl. 235 00:18:36,570 --> 00:18:39,070 You're so clever, but you're so humble as well. 236 00:18:40,910 --> 00:18:41,910 Frankie. 237 00:18:42,190 --> 00:18:43,730 Frankie wanky, come on. 238 00:18:44,890 --> 00:18:49,530 As far as I'm concerned, there are more important things in this world besides 239 00:18:49,530 --> 00:18:50,530 intelligence. 240 00:18:51,270 --> 00:18:52,270 Honesty. 241 00:18:52,710 --> 00:18:53,710 Sensitivity. 242 00:18:54,690 --> 00:18:55,690 Humility. 243 00:18:56,250 --> 00:19:00,630 These are the qualities that I truly value above all others. 244 00:19:01,510 --> 00:19:02,850 Aren't you a great car? 245 00:19:03,690 --> 00:19:06,010 Do you think I'll ever be as amazing as you? 246 00:19:12,650 --> 00:19:14,950 Oh, sorry, I lost interest after I stopped talking. 247 00:19:17,430 --> 00:19:19,210 Let's get started with the first question. 248 00:19:19,670 --> 00:19:22,450 What do the initials DNA stand for? 249 00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:25,830 Deoxyribose nucleic acid. Deoxyribose nucleic acid. 250 00:19:26,090 --> 00:19:32,110 Correct. What is the only fish with a prehensile tail? 251 00:19:32,510 --> 00:19:35,010 The seahorse. The seahorse. Correct. 252 00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:37,050 Why not you? 253 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:41,080 It looks like Janet. Who composed the music for the ballet The Nutcracker? 254 00:19:42,020 --> 00:19:44,280 Tchaikovsky. Hugo. Bless you. Tchaikovsky. Correct. 255 00:19:46,700 --> 00:19:51,880 Hugo's off to a great start tonight. The pancreas. What internal organ creates 256 00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:54,200 insulin? My pancreas. 257 00:19:54,940 --> 00:20:00,860 What is the... Pancreas. Tchaikovsky. 258 00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:03,460 1860 to minus 40. 259 00:20:03,900 --> 00:20:04,900 Bill Clinton. 260 00:20:06,540 --> 00:20:09,460 Who composed the music for the ballet The Nutcracker? Frank. 261 00:20:13,140 --> 00:20:14,380 Yeah. Okay. 262 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,360 Obviously, I've got to make a confession. 263 00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:19,640 I've been cheating. Okay. 264 00:20:20,140 --> 00:20:21,340 Great. Thursday night. Bye. 265 00:20:23,580 --> 00:20:24,580 What were you saying? 266 00:20:25,380 --> 00:20:26,720 Oh, weren't you watching me then? 267 00:20:27,180 --> 00:20:30,120 Oh, no. I was just on the phone to... Russell. 268 00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:34,960 What was that? You said something about a confession. 269 00:20:36,139 --> 00:20:38,480 There's something about the fact that you've been... Cheesing! 270 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:43,160 Cheesing. 271 00:20:43,740 --> 00:20:45,100 Yeah, cheesing! 272 00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:47,800 You know how I said I was going to cut out dairy products? 273 00:20:48,020 --> 00:20:52,220 Well, I've been sneaking into the kitchen when you haven't been around and 274 00:20:52,220 --> 00:20:54,860 cheesing down something rotten. 275 00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:05,020 But, sir, we are desperate. 276 00:21:05,260 --> 00:21:07,560 Look. I've already told you, boys. 277 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:11,580 I'm sorry, if you can't afford to pay, you can't stay here. 278 00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:13,380 But we have nowhere else to go. 279 00:21:13,700 --> 00:21:16,560 Will we have a trip or two to Germany? 280 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,580 What's going on? Where are... 281 00:21:44,460 --> 00:21:46,340 Sorry, mate. You'll have to wait in the green room, please. 282 00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:51,240 Hey, 283 00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:57,040 can I help you, fellas? 284 00:21:58,500 --> 00:21:59,500 No. 285 00:21:59,940 --> 00:22:00,940 Beats. 286 00:22:01,300 --> 00:22:02,300 Beats. 287 00:22:14,190 --> 00:22:15,390 Oh, thank you very much. Thank you. 288 00:22:15,670 --> 00:22:20,210 Welcome to Mindbender and thanks very much to Greg for filling in while I was 289 00:22:20,210 --> 00:22:21,210 away. 290 00:22:22,710 --> 00:22:26,630 Alrighty, let's get set up for the game. Let's meet our carryover champion 291 00:22:26,630 --> 00:22:27,630 tonight, Hugo. 292 00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:31,750 Sorry, 293 00:22:31,890 --> 00:22:35,650 Hugo. Big night for Hugo this evening because if he wins tonight's program... 294 00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:49,060 Steel. All right, then. Let's play Mindbender. Here we go. Round one. Hands 295 00:22:49,060 --> 00:22:51,780 buzzers. 20 points each to start, and good luck to both of you. 296 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:55,160 What is the famous gimmick of the rock band ZZ Top? 297 00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:58,900 Hugo. They're long. 298 00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:03,920 No, taking too long to answer the question there, Hugo. 299 00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:07,240 You've got to deduct five points from me there. The answer, of course, was 300 00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:10,720 they're long beards. Never mind. Let's try question number two. Here we go. 301 00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:12,900 What do the following have in common? 302 00:23:13,500 --> 00:23:19,240 Noah. Abraham Lincoln, Karl Marx, Ned Kelly, Sigmund Freud, General Custer, 303 00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:23,160 Stevens, and the entire male cast of The Fiddler on the Roof. 304 00:23:25,220 --> 00:23:28,780 Well, no time's up. Never mind, of course, the answer is they all have 305 00:23:28,980 --> 00:23:32,720 Everyone's big, bushy beards. We have thin beards, black beards, black beards, 306 00:23:32,780 --> 00:23:36,600 grey beards, curly beards sometimes, or we have straight, long beards. Every 307 00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:37,579 single one of us. 308 00:23:37,580 --> 00:23:40,820 Darling, darling, I love you so much. 309 00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:43,040 But how could you love me? 310 00:23:45,310 --> 00:23:46,430 I'm such a freak. 311 00:23:49,190 --> 00:23:52,070 Cole, it's time for you and I to go shopping. 312 00:23:52,310 --> 00:23:53,310 Hello, Samantha. 313 00:23:53,450 --> 00:23:54,850 And what are we having to gift shop tonight? 314 00:23:55,350 --> 00:23:59,030 It's camping gear, Nick. Camping gear indeed. Presented, it seems, by our very 315 00:23:59,030 --> 00:24:01,490 good friends from the Rounders Bushwalking Club. 316 00:24:01,870 --> 00:24:04,990 And I can see that you've got some of your bushwalking friends in the audience 317 00:24:04,990 --> 00:24:08,290 tonight. Good to have you in, bushwalking friends in the audience. 318 00:24:09,290 --> 00:24:10,290 Okay. 319 00:24:16,100 --> 00:24:18,600 You're my lawyer. 320 00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:20,620 There must be something you can do. 321 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:24,420 They're suing me for malpractice. 322 00:24:25,340 --> 00:24:28,920 My life has been ruined by... Beards. 323 00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:32,000 I hate beards. I hate them! 324 00:24:32,980 --> 00:24:33,980 Oh, my God. 325 00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:37,000 I need to make an appointment to see you. 326 00:24:40,140 --> 00:24:41,900 which means that Cole tonight is our winner. 327 00:24:42,300 --> 00:24:43,300 Well done. 328 00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:47,140 Ladies and gentlemen, I have to agree, an extraordinary result in the history 329 00:24:47,140 --> 00:24:51,360 Mindbender. That's the first time anyone's won the program without 330 00:24:51,360 --> 00:24:54,880 answering a single question. So a big round of applause for Cole once again. 331 00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:59,320 Sadly, Hugo's leaving us, our previous champion. Hello, mate. Do you know where 332 00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:00,320 we can get the beer? 333 00:25:00,740 --> 00:25:07,560 And the good news for you, Cole, is that you have won a trip for two to Germany. 334 00:25:08,300 --> 00:25:09,300 How do you feel about that, Cole? 335 00:25:10,460 --> 00:25:11,460 How about Einstein? 336 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:15,040 Yeah, good on you, Cole. 337 00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:18,920 Still got that sense of humour. Well, it's time for Samantha and I to say 338 00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:21,120 -night to you all. Thanks for watching. We'll see you tomorrow night. And I must 339 00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:24,640 say that this new beard of mine, I think it'd be rather becoming. I think I 340 00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:28,180 quite like it. A bit itchy on the old nose, though, but apart from that... Oh, 341 00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:29,260 excuse me. 342 00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:31,440 No! 343 00:25:47,180 --> 00:25:48,460 I'm sorry I lied to you, Frank. 344 00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:52,720 Yes, well, I'm a bit confused. 345 00:25:54,660 --> 00:25:55,660 Excuse me. 346 00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:00,340 This may sound like a strange and desperate request, but I've been 347 00:26:00,460 --> 00:26:02,240 could I please have your airline... 348 00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:19,960 You saved my life. 349 00:26:22,020 --> 00:26:27,780 Well, your beard saved my life. 350 00:26:28,940 --> 00:26:32,440 And Carl, I don't think I've got beard fear anymore. 351 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:42,600 Thank you. 352 00:26:43,060 --> 00:26:45,060 Thank you. What can I ever do to repay you? 353 00:26:48,590 --> 00:26:49,590 Bye -bye. 354 00:26:50,530 --> 00:26:51,530 Bye -bye, helmet. 355 00:26:52,230 --> 00:26:53,350 Bye -bye, Carl. 356 00:26:55,110 --> 00:26:58,130 Bye -bye, bearded German man who took my trip to Germany. 357 00:26:59,130 --> 00:27:01,810 You know, Carl, I still don't quite understand. 358 00:27:02,310 --> 00:27:05,490 I set the video to record and learnt the answers. 359 00:27:06,210 --> 00:27:07,350 But how could you? 360 00:27:07,590 --> 00:27:08,590 I'm sorry. 361 00:27:09,530 --> 00:27:12,890 No, I mean, how could you set the video to record? I wouldn't have a clue how to 362 00:27:12,890 --> 00:27:13,890 do that. 363 00:27:15,850 --> 00:27:16,850 It seems so complicated. 364 00:27:17,050 --> 00:27:18,930 Like, there's so many different little factors you have to take into 365 00:27:18,930 --> 00:27:22,210 consideration. Like, all those different buttons. I mean, like, there's that 366 00:27:22,210 --> 00:27:26,190 plus and minus button. Do you use them? I mean, I'm never, ever very good at 367 00:27:26,190 --> 00:27:29,610 maths, so that's a write -off for me right from the start. And then there's 368 00:27:29,610 --> 00:27:32,290 other button. What is it? The next button. Do you use that, like, just when 369 00:27:32,290 --> 00:27:33,670 you're going to program for the next show? 370 00:27:34,350 --> 00:27:37,870 You get a blank video cassette, right? Right. And you put it into the VCR. 371 00:27:38,130 --> 00:27:39,230 Oh, you need a video cassette? 372 00:27:39,490 --> 00:27:41,730 Yes, you need a blank one to get the program actually on. 373 00:27:41,950 --> 00:27:42,950 Oh, right. Where do you get that? 374 00:27:42,970 --> 00:27:43,970 You get it from a shop. 375 00:27:44,050 --> 00:27:47,530 Oh, right. Any sort of shop. Or just... Well, usually like a video shop. Oh, so 376 00:27:47,530 --> 00:27:49,310 you have to hire it. No, you don't hire it. 27409

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