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Okay, Frank, so you know what you have to do?

Cole, I'm not sure about this. Frank, it'll be great.

The children will love you.

But the bunny suit is huge.

I think I'm going to scare the kids.

Trust me, they'll love it. Won't they, Father Richard?

They sure will, Cole. But hey, please call me Ricky.

Well, children, I know that I told you that the Easter Bunny was coming to

us. But he must have got lost.

Because I can't... Hang on.

What's that noise?

Look, children, up in the air.

It's the Easter Bunny coming to visit us in a helicopter.

I knew that he would not let us down.

Hurrah for the Easter Bunny.

The world's favorite bunny rabbit with his basket full of chocolate eggs under

his... That's enough!

He's going into the blinds!

Got a bit of an inkling This is gonna be One of those days This is a

show About me And all the things I do And all the things I see I

get the feeling Got a bit of an inkling As long as we're together It'll be okay

Stop!

Good morning.

Good morning.

Cole, are you okay?

My knuckle's bleeding.

I'm going to get a band -aid.

Idiot!

Oh, sorry, sorry.

Stop!

You've just moved in next door, haven't you?

Yes?

No, I'm Frank.

That was Carl.

I'm Suzanne.

What lovely socks he was wearing.

They're very cute, those spotty socks.

Yeah, I suppose so.

You see, they remind me of some socks my husband owned.

But I always used to wear them.

But when we divorced, he took them, of course.

I miss them.

And I think about him all the time.

It sounds like you still love him very much.

Love him.

Love him.

I want to destroy him!

Frank, are you going to give me one of those eggs or not?

Cole, this is Suzanne.

Suzanne, this is Cole.

She was just admiring you. I think they're lovely.

Well, thank you.

Thank you very much.

Actually, they're my favourite socks.

Excuse me. Excuse me, sorry, can I just get to those letter boxes?

Yeah, thanks.

See ya.

That's funny.

Did you hear the way he spoke?

Yes, it was funny, wasn't it?

No, I mean funny strange.

Like a coincidence, because not many people have that sort of lisp.

But I speak like that too. Yes, and so do I.

We all...

speak like that, don't we, Frank?

Come on, join in.

It's lots of fun to speak in a silly, ridiculous voice. I'm going to speak in

silly, ridiculous voice for six seconds.

No, 66.

No, 666 seconds.

What?

What's the matter?

Is this a... You

actually speak like this, don't you?

Yes. He's really sorry. He will be sorry.

He will be sorry!

Shit.

Happy Easter, Colin!

Oh, wow.

Happy Easter, Frank.

Hello, dudes.

High five for Jesus.

Hey, Father.

Hi, Father Richard.

Hey, it's Ricky.

I've told you before.

Call me Ricky.

Forget all that Father stuff and all that Richard stuff.

Ricky's the way to go.

Sorry about, you know, decapitating the Easter Bunny, Father Richard.

Ricky.

Anyway, we're door -knocking to ask people to donate stuff to the second

store. We're putting on a special rock mass with the youth of the parish.

So we're raising money for the sets and costumes and stuff like that.

For the rock mass.

The big Easter rock mass.

It'd be absolutely rad if you guys were there.

Oh, we're not actually that religious, Father Richard. Ricky!

See, we have to attract new blood to the church.

The population's falling. I know what you mean. I went past the schoolyard

recently and there were some kids going, here's the church, here's the steeples.

Opened the doors and nobody came again this week.

Phil here, that blood -curdling threatened my ears.

He will be sorry.

What do you think she's going to do?

What are you doing?

I'm collecting stuff to take down to the op shop for Father Richard.

This is my favourite hat. Look at its crazy hands.

Time for another lick.

Can I have that?

No.

Please.

Cole, it's my only egg. I have to ration it.

I'm not going to give it to you just because you have no self -control.

You selfish bastard. Give me that egg.

Give me that egg, Frank.

No, Carl, it's mine. I need more chocolate, Frank. Give me that egg. It's

only egg. Please. If you don't give me that egg, I'm warning you, Frank. No,

Carl, please. Give me that egg. Please. Give me that egg. No. Give me that egg,

Frank. You're staring me. Give me that egg, Frank. Stop it.

Cool.

Thanks, Frank.

I needed that.

Now you're going to give me that egg.

The other drawer.

going to hit us down the option.

all our stuff.

Where are my spotty socks?

I'm sure I put them in the wash. You know, when I walked up to the op shop

before.

I can't understand it.

It's quite simple, really. You put all your weight on the front foot, and then

you balance there, then you swing your other foot forward, and then you

the weight across, and if you repeat this in a continuous fashion, you can

of propel yourself forward. No, not my socks, my spotty socks.

I don't know where they are.

Well, maybe you dropped them on the ground somewhere. No, there's only one

answer. Someone must have stolen them off the line.

But who would steal... So she thinks this will make me

sorry, does she?

Well, two can play at this game.

Paul, what are you doing?

I'm taking her hanky in retribution.

What's retribution? You know, like an eye for an eye.

No, I'm still not clear. We're taking the law into our own hands.

Oh, my God.

Frank, would you stop it? You'll hyperventilate.

What's hyperventilate mean?

When you breathe in too much oxygen.

Is that bad for you? Yeah, it can make you faint.

What

happened?

You fainted.

Suzanne took my socks.

Now let's see how she feels.

This might be a good costume for the rock mat, Father Richard.

Ricky!

Excuse me.

How much is this?

One dollar.

He's our postman.

Is he?

Is he your postman?

That is disgusting.

Of all the people to make fun of someone with a speech impediment.

You!

No, I would never.

I wasn't making fun of you.

I actually speak like this, too.

Really?

Yes.

Are you sure?

Yes, yes.

I would never make fun of someone like that.

Okay.

Sorry about that.

What a coincidence.

Sorry, Father.

I'll see you at Met. Bye.

to apologise for the other day.

I'm extremely sensitive about my lisp and sometimes I just... Yeah.

Right.

OK.

I'm sorry too.

Great. Then let's start again, shall we? Sure.

Oh, by the way, when I brought my washing in, I was missing a hanky.

You didn't accidentally bring it in with yours, did you?

No.

Definitely not.

I'm sure I would have noticed it.

But, uh...

I'll keep an eye out for it.

Just in case.

Bye -bye.

Who can play at this game?

know why you keep putting the washing out when she's just going to continue to

steal stuff anyway.

Don't you understand?

This is a battle of wills.

Whoever can hold out the longest will be the winner.

That's my shirt!

Really? Frank, you're doing that thing again.

Oh my God, you're right. You know what happened last time?

That's right, I fa... But

I don't understand, Cole. Why are we going to church? I didn't think you even

liked me. It's not about that. We're making a point. Now come on!

round dress really sits off your eyes.

Welcome

everyone.

Welcome everyone.

Welcome, everyone.

It's my great...

It's

my great pleasure to be with you as we partake in this

innovative form of worship.

A rock mass.

Do you believe in Harold Cole?

Harold?

Who's Harold?

Harold, that's God's name.

Everybody knows that.

It says it in that prayer.

Our Father, who art in heaven, Harold be thy name.

Some of our creative young community members have put together a short play

about the Easter story.

Be warned, it's a bit avant -garde.

Quite arty, really.

But I think it's superb.

So let's make them feel very welcome as we begin our rock mash.

This'll show her.

St John's Youth Group present... Can I

have that?

No.

So the disciples shared the food of the Last Supper in the spirit of Christian

brotherhood. Get out of the way!

Come on, Peter!

Come on, you greedy bastard!

Those costumes are

pathetic.

They're not traditional biblical robes.

The Roman soldiers came to arrest Jesus.

This has gone too far.

Well, you started it.

Get out of here. We're not going anywhere.

The soldiers stripped him.

It is avant -garde, isn't it?

And they brought him before Pontius Pilate.

What's going on here?

It's not our fault, Father Richard.

Ricky! Ricky!

Why won't anyone call me Ricky?

Stop this senseless stupidity!

Say that again.

Stop this senseless...

stupidity.

You're not lisping anymore.

I'm cute!

Richard! Ricky! You stole my spotty socks!

No, I didn't.

I swear, I got them from the op shop.

You gave my socks to the op shop, didn't you?

Jesus put his fate into God's hands.

They crucified him.

And they brought the body down and laid it in the tomb.

Frankie, are you okay?

And on the third day, he rose again.

Frankie, are you okay?

I just had the most incredible experience.

I was lying there and suddenly I felt my body lift up out of my body

and I started to float around the room.

And I could look down and I could see my body lying there and I could see the

tops of everyone's heads.

And then I saw a light.

An amazing white light.

And I felt drawn towards the light.

And then I heard a voice.

It was the most beautiful voice I've ever heard.

It was God's voice.

And God said,

Frank.

Frank, go back.

You just winded. You're getting completely carried away. Now go back.