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Now, Frank, when you're working with dangerous industrial equipment, it's

important to always remember...

And

if you don't do that, you could get killed.

Now you two, I want you to go to the storeroom and get all the anti -ants and

eradicate all the pesky ants I keep seeing around this building.

I hate ants and all insects and I want this job done properly.

Do I make myself clear?

We're running a food business here and we can't have bugs running around

everywhere.

I spent 40 years building up this peanut butter business.

It's my life.

I love it.

I love this business.

I love it.

I really do. I love it.

I really, really love it.

I really, really love it.

Since my wife died, there's nothing else to do.

What are you waiting for? Get to it!

OK, Frank, we've got to get into this anti -anting for Mr Maddox. Follow me.

Right, we've got to do along this wall.

All along this wall.

OK, right along it. We have to be very thorough. Follow me.

Under these vats.

You know, in fact, all along this area as well, like the corridors, the

bathrooms, okay?

Because this is our first day.

So we want to do a good job for Mr. Mannix, don't we?

Well, this is nearly empty. We'll have to get another bottle.

I love this factory.

I love this factory.

this factory.

I've got a feeling, got a bit of an inkling, this is going to be one of

days.

This is a show about me.

And me. And all the things I do and all the things I see.

And also what I think. I've got a feeling, got a bit of an inkling, as

we're together.

it is. Get to it.

Colin, we can't go looking for another job today.

What's your excuse now?

What's this?

What does this say here? Can you read that?

Friday the 13th.

We can't go out today. It's not safe.

Oh, you're pathetic.

You've been making an excuse every day for the last fortnight.

I have not. That's not true. It's only been two weeks.

Anyway, I'm not going out today.

It's not safe. Weird things happen on Friday the 13th.

Terrible, strange, bad things.

What's wrong? What's wrong? There's not enough milk in this tea.

Everything's going wrong.

Hey, where's the remote for the TV?

Where's the TV remote?

Oh, that's in here on the couch.

It's on top of the TV.

Oh, my God.

I didn't leave it there. I left it on the couch. There's a poltergeist here.

It's moving things around.

Look at those cousins!

Get out!

Leave us alone!

This is our home!

Wasp!

It's a plague of wasps!

Frank, it's just one wasp. Watch out, Cole!

See? Dead. Gone.

It's okay.

You murderer.

What are you going to kill next?

Me? Or anything else that gets in your way? You're a psychopath.

Stop getting carried away. You're being so reactionary.

What did you say?

You're being reactionary.

Reactionary?

Cole doesn't use big words like that.

You're not Cole, are you?

Frank, the only way of overcoming fear is by facing it. Trust me, this will

work. I'll be with you in a moment.

And what do you mean you're not coming into work?

Food poisoning.

Mm, no good.

Been a putter.

Really?

Yeah, OK, take it easy. Bye.

Yes, mate. Oh, we want to get a really, really scary film.

Oh, this looks scary. Is that scary?

I don't know.

What about The Silence of the Lambs?

I'm not really into nature films.

Do you want me to put it back for you? No, it's okay.

It's my job.

Excuse me.

Have you got that film?

You know, that film with that guy?

You know, that actor guy?

You know, that actor guy who's in all those films?

Have you got it? You know, you know the one I mean. Oh, what's his name?

Oh, he's been in heaps of films. You'd know him. You'd know him for sure.

What about Herbie Goes Bananas?

Like, who's Herbie? Is he some, like, psychopath or something?

Oh, um, hey, hey, oh, this will help. This will help. I just thought he was in

that other film.

That other film where he, um, where he plays a cop.

You know.

You know the film I mean, where that actor guy plays a cop?

Want me to put it back for you? No, it's okay.

I'll do it. It's my job.

And he was after that bad guy.

I can't think of his... It's on the tip of my tongue.

You'd know him. See, the thing is... The thing is that you would know him. He's

got the hair and the eyes and a bit of a nose and the mouth there and he's...

It's all held together with a... Like a face. Shut up!

Listen, mate.

Why don't you try...

It's right there at the end of the third shelf.

It's very scary.

Exactly what you're after.

All righty.

You'll put those back, won't you?

Because it's your job.

As you may well know, it's Friday the 13th, Mitchell. And we're going to watch

scary video.

Because we laugh in the face of fear.

Terrific.

And in tonight's top story, six people are in hospital after eating what is

believed to be contaminated peanut butter.

I loosened it for you.

We're awaiting the appearance of Mr Mannix for a statement and here he comes

now.

Mr Mannix, Mr Mannix. Any comment, Mr Mannix, on this terrible tragedy?

We're doing our utmost to find the cause of this unfortunate situation.

And as a precaution, we have withdrawn all stock from sale.

But rest assured, we will sort out this affair quick, smart.

And Mannix peanut butter will continue to serve the Australian public as it has

done for 40 years. As we always say at Mannix, Mannix is Australian for peanut

butter. And if you're not eating Mannix, you can...

Do you think this could spell the end of Mannix peanut butter?

I love this factory.

I love this factory.

This is scary.

Isn't it?

Are you scared?

Of this people?

This isn't scary.

In fact, it's boring.

I'm not even going to watch it.

I'm going to go to bed.

It's tedious.

Don't you want to know what happens at the end?

It's predictable.

It's obvious.

I'm not interested at all.

It's just stupid, tedious rubbish.

Good night.

See you in the morning.

Stupid crap.

Boring rubbish.

Thank you.

Are you still watching this rubbish?

I just got up to get a glass of water.

I suppose I might as well watch the end of it while I'm here.

It was probably just some kids playing a prank.

It's Friday the 13th. You know, that's the sort of thing kids will get up to.

You know, the little... Crazy

kids!

Frank! Frank! Frank, wake up!

Wake up!

Wake up! There's someone in the house!

They're prowling around the house! I heard them!

I'm warning you, I know jiu -jitsu, taekwondo,

and various other oriental words.

It's coming from outside.

I'm going to have a look.

I'm going out.

I'll be back soon.

Frank, if I don't make it back...

I love you, Cole.

Frank.

Love is a very strong word.

For me.

Frank.

See ya.

be as quiet as a moose don't you mean mouse like

mooses are quite noisy

Think I'm okay.

Watch out behind you!

I've got you!

I've got him, Frank! I've got him! I've got him, Frank!

And guess what?

That's Mitchell.

The next -door neighbour.

Mitchell's the psycho prowler!

What are you doing prowling around the flat, Mitchell?

I'm just coming home.

Yeah!

Oh, so there's a group of you prowling. I'm not a prowler. I live here.

I am not a prowler.

I have never prowled in my life.

All right.

Let me give you a little warning, pal.

If you ever come round here again and next time

you're not Mitchell and you are a prowler,

I'll be waiting for you.

You just remember that.

Well, nighty -night then.

I hope you enjoyed it.

Maybe next time you should try, Tonight You Die!

It's very good.

Oh, two can play at this game.

Yeah!

What game?

We should give that guy a taste of his own medicine.

Yeah.

What's wrong with him? Shut up.

Yeah.

towards me.

Don't look back.

There is a sucker pat on the roof of your car with a seven head.

broken my back.

Mr Mannix, we just received the chemical analysis from the lab and we

think we've located the cause of the contamination.

It seems that in all the jars of peanut butter that affected our customers, we

discovered traces of the insect repellent anti -ant.

Anti -ant?

Go back to sleep.

No, seriously. I think there's somebody in the house.

Well, I'm sure that it's just Mitchell coming home again.

You nearly scared

me then.

Don't you know what's going on?

It's the video shop guy.

Trying to scare us again.

Scary.

That was good.

That was pretty good.

Pathetic, you know.

Oh, sorry. Oh, ouch! Ouch!

That's the worst fake knife I've ever seen.

And that blood doesn't look real at all.

But what happens? Does the blood come out of the handle when the blade

Oh, I can't get the blade to retract.

Do you have to press a button or something? Or how does it work?

I can't find anything. Can you have a... Now the ghost seemed... Ow!

Ow! Oh, that hurts.

Right,

so what happened then?

When did you press the button?

Where is the button? Is there a button there?

Actually, it's starting to hurt a bit now.

Mr Maddox!

What are you doing with a fake knife?

I'm going to that factory.

No, I could never leave you.

For you are my friend.

Okay, let's try it again.

It's no use, Carl.

I can't make it.

You'll have to go on without me.

No, I would never leave you.

For you are my friend.

I insist, Carl.

All righty.

No, but you were meant to...

Sorry, have I come at a bad time?

He loved that factory.

Didn't he, Frank?

He certainly did, Greg.

Greg? Greg, Greg, Gregory!