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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,470 --> 00:00:16,810 I don't eat the pizza! 2 00:00:17,450 --> 00:00:18,670 Oh, Jesus! 3 00:00:21,030 --> 00:00:23,230 Jesus! Jesus! 4 00:00:23,530 --> 00:00:24,530 Jesus! 5 00:00:24,910 --> 00:00:25,910 Hot! 6 00:00:29,870 --> 00:00:32,509 Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! 7 00:00:32,710 --> 00:00:34,730 And stuck! 8 00:00:35,130 --> 00:00:36,530 Hot! And stuck! 9 00:00:37,190 --> 00:00:39,470 Burnies, burnies, hot pizza burnies! 10 00:00:46,090 --> 00:00:47,090 Watch it, mate. 11 00:00:48,530 --> 00:00:49,530 Oh. 12 00:00:52,190 --> 00:00:53,190 Pizza? 13 00:00:54,470 --> 00:00:56,130 That's it. Can we have some pizza? 14 00:00:58,590 --> 00:00:59,730 You want some pizza? 15 00:01:02,690 --> 00:01:03,690 Stupid. 16 00:01:05,330 --> 00:01:06,330 What'd you say? 17 00:01:07,030 --> 00:01:08,730 He called you a stupid moron. 18 00:01:11,270 --> 00:01:12,270 Morons, are we? 19 00:01:30,759 --> 00:01:33,440 We'll never see you again. 20 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:48,500 We won't be so friendly. 21 00:02:00,260 --> 00:02:01,260 Good park. 22 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:06,280 I got a feeling. 23 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:08,280 Got a bit of an inkling. 24 00:02:08,940 --> 00:02:11,840 This is gonna be one of those days. 25 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:13,980 This is a show. 26 00:02:15,820 --> 00:02:20,660 And me. And all the things I do, and all the things I see. And also what I see. 27 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:25,200 I get a feeling, got a bit of an inkling, as long as we're together. 28 00:02:51,050 --> 00:02:52,050 believe you sometimes, Frank. 29 00:02:52,890 --> 00:02:55,730 If it wasn't for your big mouth, we would never have gotten fired. 30 00:02:57,150 --> 00:02:59,370 And I don't think you understand how serious this is. 31 00:03:00,330 --> 00:03:01,470 Pizza was my life. 32 00:03:02,270 --> 00:03:04,550 I was a pizza man. It was in my blood. 33 00:03:05,090 --> 00:03:07,950 My whole identity was wrapped up in delivering pizza. 34 00:03:08,930 --> 00:03:09,950 It was what I did. 35 00:03:12,590 --> 00:03:13,950 It was who I was. 36 00:03:15,130 --> 00:03:16,750 It was our first day. 37 00:03:16,990 --> 00:03:18,270 Okay, but it felt right. 38 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:21,040 And now it's all gone. 39 00:03:22,100 --> 00:03:23,100 And guess what? 40 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:26,780 I think when we lost our job, we lost our friendship too. 41 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:30,800 I'm sorry, Frank, but you've proved time and time again what a selfish and 42 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:32,040 irresponsible person you are. 43 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:35,000 And frankly, I don't think I can be your friend anymore. 44 00:03:35,580 --> 00:03:37,000 What do you mean you can't be my friend? 45 00:03:38,540 --> 00:03:40,000 Carl, our friendship can't be over. 46 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:42,260 You're the only friend I've got. 47 00:03:43,500 --> 00:03:44,500 Come on, Carl. 48 00:03:44,580 --> 00:03:48,020 You're making a mountain out of a very big hill. 49 00:03:49,270 --> 00:03:51,090 Look, why don't we just... Get away from me! 50 00:03:52,630 --> 00:03:53,650 Just get away! 51 00:03:56,070 --> 00:03:58,910 I jarred my finger then. 52 00:03:59,510 --> 00:04:01,830 It got caught on your shirt and jarred. 53 00:04:02,510 --> 00:04:03,670 You did that on purpose. 54 00:04:04,130 --> 00:04:05,130 You pushed me. 55 00:04:05,270 --> 00:04:08,990 You made sure that your shirt was hanging in such a way that when I pushed 56 00:04:09,090 --> 00:04:10,210 my finger would get caught! 57 00:04:12,430 --> 00:04:13,450 Oh, that's ridiculous. 58 00:04:13,650 --> 00:04:15,210 You did it on purpose. You did. 59 00:04:15,930 --> 00:04:17,589 You're an on -purpose jarrer. 60 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:22,100 To think I used to be your friend. 61 00:04:23,660 --> 00:04:26,160 I was a friend of an on -purpose jar. 62 00:04:26,980 --> 00:04:28,900 Oh. I thought I knew you. 63 00:04:30,740 --> 00:04:33,860 I didn't think you were perfect, but I didn't think you were this evil. I 64 00:04:33,860 --> 00:04:35,160 think you were an on -purpose jar. 65 00:04:36,180 --> 00:04:37,860 I'm going. I'm getting out of here. 66 00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:41,060 Don't you think you're overreacting? I'm not overreacting. 67 00:04:43,280 --> 00:04:44,460 You can't be trusted. 68 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:46,960 You've changed. You've gone weird. 69 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,000 I'm going. 70 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,700 There must be some way that we can save our friendship. 71 00:04:57,820 --> 00:05:00,600 Hey, there's a long weekend coming up. 72 00:05:01,260 --> 00:05:03,320 Why don't we get away and have a great time together? 73 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:06,820 Come on, Carl. Come on, give it a chance. 74 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:10,480 The boys, back together again. 75 00:05:12,660 --> 00:05:13,660 Come on. 76 00:05:14,780 --> 00:05:15,980 Like we used to be. 77 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:18,240 Come on, the boys on the loose. 78 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:20,920 Looking for action. 79 00:05:22,380 --> 00:05:23,380 What? 80 00:05:25,610 --> 00:05:28,930 that beach holiday. Then we got up to all that wild stuff. 81 00:05:29,670 --> 00:05:34,070 And you, you had that affair with that married woman. 82 00:06:03,470 --> 00:06:04,470 I'm getting confused. 83 00:06:05,530 --> 00:06:10,570 I was sure that was you. 84 00:06:13,270 --> 00:06:15,070 Did we ever help a whale get free? 85 00:06:54,670 --> 00:06:55,670 Don't push it. 86 00:06:57,790 --> 00:06:58,790 I nearly forgot. 87 00:07:01,550 --> 00:07:05,790 Why are you taking an oar? In case we hire a canoe. 88 00:07:06,130 --> 00:07:09,110 Yeah, but the canoes come with oars. I want to use my oar. Why? 89 00:07:09,670 --> 00:07:13,710 My great, great, great grandfather gave me this oar. What? 90 00:07:14,470 --> 00:07:17,550 He gave it to me a few years ago. It's one of my most prized possessions. 91 00:07:18,450 --> 00:07:22,430 How could your great, great, great grandfather have given it to you? He 92 00:07:22,430 --> 00:07:23,690 have died about 100 years ago. 93 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:25,280 No, he's still alive. 94 00:07:26,060 --> 00:07:27,060 Oh, sorry. 95 00:07:27,540 --> 00:07:30,780 He's not my grandfather's father's father's father. 96 00:07:31,220 --> 00:07:35,700 He's just my normal grandfather, but he's a really great, great, great 97 00:07:35,700 --> 00:07:36,700 grandfather. 98 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:39,200 He's really great. 99 00:07:39,460 --> 00:07:40,460 I love him. 100 00:07:58,480 --> 00:07:59,319 Stretchy straps. 101 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:00,940 There we go. One. 102 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:03,180 All right. There's two. 103 00:08:03,740 --> 00:08:05,800 All right. Be careful. Be careful. 104 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:10,460 Careful. All right. Where's the other? Right. There we go. 105 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:38,320 Frank, whatever you do, don't let go of your N. 106 00:08:38,820 --> 00:08:40,940 What? I said don't let go. 107 00:08:41,419 --> 00:08:42,419 No, I can't. 108 00:08:59,500 --> 00:09:02,920 Okay, Frank, let's just check the things we had to do before we left the house. 109 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:05,140 Firstly, the things I had to do. 110 00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:07,840 Check the doors and windows are locked. 111 00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:10,920 Yep. Plan the route and check the map. 112 00:09:11,180 --> 00:09:13,180 Yep. Cancel the paper delivery. 113 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:15,340 Yep. Defrost the fridge. 114 00:09:15,660 --> 00:09:17,560 Yep. Water the plants. 115 00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:20,340 Yep. Remind the neighbours to feed the cat. 116 00:09:20,620 --> 00:09:23,920 Yep. Cole, we haven't got a cat. But their cat's looking really skinny. 117 00:09:24,680 --> 00:09:28,720 Right, Frank, those are the things I have to do. What was the one simple task 118 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:32,260 that you had to achieve? That was to book the caravan park. 119 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,880 I was wondering if I could book a caravan for you. Frank, what are you 120 00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:55,880 You weirdo! 121 00:09:57,500 --> 00:09:58,500 Who was that? 122 00:09:59,820 --> 00:10:00,820 Some crank ticker. 123 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:03,600 But I didn't hear the phone ring. 124 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:06,720 I called him. 125 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:09,440 Come on, Frank, we've got to get out of here. 126 00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:12,860 I've just got to call Grandma Cole and let her know that we're going away. You 127 00:10:12,860 --> 00:10:13,860 know how she worries? 128 00:10:13,940 --> 00:10:15,140 All right, but make it quick. 129 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,680 I was wondering if I could book a caravan for the weekend. 130 00:10:23,820 --> 00:10:25,560 No, no, no, this weekend starting today. 131 00:10:27,020 --> 00:10:30,940 Yeah, I know it's late notice, but you've got to... Nothing at all. 132 00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:33,700 Look, you've got to fit it in. 133 00:10:35,060 --> 00:10:39,160 You see, my mate Cole, he's going to kill me. In fact, I am not asking you. 134 00:10:39,700 --> 00:10:42,600 I am telling you that you have to get us a caravan. 135 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:44,800 Hello? 136 00:10:45,460 --> 00:10:46,460 Hello? 137 00:11:07,340 --> 00:11:08,340 Frank, what's wrong? 138 00:11:10,380 --> 00:11:11,380 Grandad's dead. 139 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:18,660 Frank, didn't your grandad die five years ago? 140 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:21,060 I think it's time you got over it. 141 00:11:22,620 --> 00:11:27,560 Remember? We were sitting at home and you had to go down to the shops and I 142 00:11:27,560 --> 00:11:30,400 the phone call saying that he died and when you got back from the shops I 143 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:31,400 told... 144 00:11:51,340 --> 00:11:57,680 wrong frank frank stop shaking what are you nervous or something no i'm i'm 145 00:11:57,680 --> 00:12:03,900 shivering because i've i've got a fever i've i've caught the flu and i'm too 146 00:12:03,900 --> 00:12:04,900 sick to go on the holiday 147 00:14:50,510 --> 00:14:52,810 Satan. You were meant to write, I love Satan. 148 00:14:53,230 --> 00:14:55,570 What are people going to think when they read, I love Sutton? 149 00:14:57,310 --> 00:14:59,850 Hey, mate, do I look like the kind of guy who'd be into Quality Manchester? 150 00:15:02,250 --> 00:15:03,290 Hey, you look familiar. 151 00:15:03,550 --> 00:15:04,550 Do I know you? 152 00:15:05,730 --> 00:15:10,090 Uh... Uh... Uh... Uh... Uh... Uh... Uh... 153 00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:21,170 He's my cousin. 154 00:15:21,450 --> 00:15:22,450 He's from overseas. 155 00:15:22,710 --> 00:15:23,710 He's on holiday. 156 00:15:24,310 --> 00:15:25,310 All right. 157 00:15:26,690 --> 00:15:27,690 Fair enough. 158 00:15:28,870 --> 00:15:30,030 Hey, I know you. 159 00:15:33,590 --> 00:15:35,030 You're that pizza dude. 160 00:15:35,630 --> 00:15:39,010 Hey, guys, Mr Pizza's back in town. 161 00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:58,920 orders ready yet? Oh, they're just out the back. I'll go and grab them. 162 00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:06,480 Well, 163 00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:13,060 I'll see you soon. 164 00:16:21,020 --> 00:16:22,860 So much to teach those hoons a lesson. 165 00:16:24,820 --> 00:16:25,819 Hey, cop. 166 00:16:25,820 --> 00:16:29,700 Can you remember that film that we saw once about those two pizza delivery guys 167 00:16:29,700 --> 00:16:32,160 who got hassled by a gang of hoons? I love that film. 168 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,000 That was us. 169 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:35,460 That wasn't a film. 170 00:16:35,700 --> 00:16:36,700 That was us! 171 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:40,780 That'll be the doctor! 172 00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:43,680 The doctor? 173 00:16:44,340 --> 00:16:46,060 Come on, Frank, it's going to be fine. 174 00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:47,440 It's for your own good. 175 00:17:28,140 --> 00:17:29,300 This won't hurt a bit. 176 00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:33,240 Okay, Doctor, I'm sure you know what you do. 177 00:17:33,940 --> 00:17:34,980 Annie Boy! 178 00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:38,340 The pipes, the pipes are cool. 179 00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:45,680 I know that, but I don't think you understand my position. 180 00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:47,920 You have to get us a caravan. 181 00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:50,920 A week. 182 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:53,560 No, you obviously don't understand. 183 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:56,240 In a week, I'll be dead. 184 00:18:05,980 --> 00:18:08,440 Bye. Carl, I've only got a week to live. 185 00:18:09,460 --> 00:18:10,460 That was the doctor. 186 00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:13,900 She said you were fine. 187 00:18:14,620 --> 00:18:17,200 She got back some surprise test results. 188 00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:33,130 I'm sorry I've been so hard on you. 189 00:18:37,230 --> 00:18:38,230 I'm sorry. 190 00:18:41,410 --> 00:18:42,410 Come here. 191 00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:47,310 Tom, you don't... Come here, Matty, come on. You don't usually... You've 192 00:18:47,310 --> 00:18:48,310 never... 193 00:19:20,140 --> 00:19:23,980 So am I to understand that... Right, I understand. 194 00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:28,780 Thanks for calling. 195 00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:38,260 Gifted, that was Frank. 196 00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:41,140 It was the man from the caravan park. 197 00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:42,500 And guess what? 198 00:19:42,980 --> 00:19:43,980 He's had a cancellation. 199 00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:45,760 He can fit us in. 200 00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:48,140 Even though we haven't bought... 201 00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:51,190 Surprise! 202 00:20:38,350 --> 00:20:39,610 Now, what the hell's going on? 203 00:20:40,850 --> 00:20:42,610 You're going to tell me the truth and you're going to tell me now! 204 00:20:47,350 --> 00:20:48,350 All right. 205 00:20:49,690 --> 00:20:53,090 All right, if you want the truth, I'll tell you the truth. 206 00:20:53,890 --> 00:20:54,890 I am an alien. 207 00:20:54,930 --> 00:20:55,930 Frank! 208 00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:04,950 Now, you are going to stand here and tell me the 209 00:21:04,950 --> 00:21:05,950 truth! 210 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:32,380 party for me have you or have you not been sick 211 00:21:32,380 --> 00:21:37,180 did you or did you not ring your grandmother 212 00:21:37,180 --> 00:21:42,820 did you or did you not receive a prank get off me 213 00:21:42,820 --> 00:21:49,480 here's the biggie 214 00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:54,200 did you or did you not book the caravan like i 215 00:23:04,430 --> 00:23:06,650 You call yourself my friend, but you never show it. 216 00:23:08,490 --> 00:23:10,250 You never do anything for me. 217 00:23:12,950 --> 00:23:14,290 You're so dumb, aren't you? 218 00:23:15,130 --> 00:23:16,150 You're such an idiot. 219 00:23:16,850 --> 00:23:18,570 You're so stupendous. 220 00:23:21,230 --> 00:23:25,030 I don't think you know what that word means. I know exactly what it means. 221 00:23:25,310 --> 00:23:26,490 And you're just jealous. 222 00:23:26,730 --> 00:23:28,510 Because you know I'm so much better. 223 00:23:28,890 --> 00:23:30,730 You know I'm superfluous. 224 00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:36,400 Is that how you count me down? 225 00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:39,640 I'm going to count to three. 226 00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:42,020 And if you're not down, I'm going to get you down myself. 227 00:23:42,220 --> 00:23:43,220 One! 228 00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:52,240 Hello, Mr. 229 00:25:52,460 --> 00:25:53,460 Pizza Man. 230 00:25:58,420 --> 00:26:00,840 It's about time we made pizza out of you. 231 00:26:19,370 --> 00:26:20,370 Oh, no. 232 00:26:20,570 --> 00:26:21,910 He's got a sprain. 233 00:26:22,490 --> 00:26:23,890 A sprain. 234 00:26:26,050 --> 00:26:27,190 Oh, no, don't. 235 00:26:27,470 --> 00:26:28,870 Stop. Please, don't. 236 00:26:30,570 --> 00:26:31,570 He's got me. 237 00:26:31,990 --> 00:26:33,970 No, no, Percy, no. 238 00:26:34,410 --> 00:26:35,410 Stop. 239 00:26:36,090 --> 00:26:37,290 No, no, not my car. 240 00:26:37,490 --> 00:26:38,490 Not my car, please. 241 00:26:38,710 --> 00:26:40,610 Please, don't. Not my car. Thank you. 242 00:26:42,510 --> 00:26:45,250 You didn't really think we'd be afraid of that, did you? 243 00:26:45,670 --> 00:26:48,510 No, but I was hoping you might be afraid of this. 244 00:27:34,030 --> 00:27:35,030 Thanks, Frank. 245 00:27:41,490 --> 00:27:42,610 Give us a look at this. 246 00:27:46,370 --> 00:27:47,370 It's fantastic. 247 00:27:49,370 --> 00:27:51,550 Where did you get the idea for the flamethrower? 248 00:27:52,790 --> 00:27:55,190 I saw it in a film once. 249 00:28:06,250 --> 00:28:08,970 Although in the film, it blew up and killed the guy. 16760