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Ooh, good serve!
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Now pop it up, that's it.
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Spike it. Fucking spike it!
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Yes! She spoke it.
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Go on, Germania!
Maybe have a little hug? Yeah!
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I'm impressed you're able to perv
from a distance. Cheers!
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I wish we could swap with Aurelius,
though, that jammy git!
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Ball, please.
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Ball boy!
Yes. Sorry. Ball man.
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We are a bit far from the action.
And the bogs.
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I've had to go in me cup.
Oh, no, Grumio!
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Oh-ho, dear! Help her up,
dust her down a bit maybe
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and a quick hug.
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I need another cup! Quick!
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If I had the choice,
I would probably go gymnast.
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You know they're all about 13?!
OK, fine, former gymnast.
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Here he is, look,
that one, the mushroom head.
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Salve, Grumio.
All right, Landlord?
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This gentleman here
is looking for you.
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What's he done?
The little 'un? Are you sure?
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Whatever he's damaged, eaten
or soiled, he'll reimburse you.
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Oh, no, it's nothing like that!
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I just wanted to come
and introduce myself.
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I'm Justin.
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Your dad.
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Look how you've grown! Not as much
as I'd expected, but still...
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So, how have you been, then, son?
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Yeah, not too bad, thanks.
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Sorry. Can we back up a bit?
You're his dad?
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I am. Justin Corvenus. Salve.
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As in, the guy who left him
on a hill as a baby?
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Blimey, he dunt muck about,
does he? I like it!
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He could've died.
Steady on! I'm not a monster!
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It was a good hill,
right by a diddy farmhouse.
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My house! Where my parents brought
him up because you couldn't be bothered!
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I never married her
but, yeah, you're right,
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I screwed up. Mea culpa.
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I'm sorry, son.
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That's why I want to make it right.
I see. Get to know you a bit.
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Take you to the Games,
be the dad you never had.
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Why now? I only found out where
he was when they done that census.
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Plus, I'm in town for work.
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What was that about the Games?
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I've got tickets for the boxing
tonight. You can all come!
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I say we give him a chance.
Right, yeah, I wonder why.
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Thank you, lad. I appreciate that.
He said he's sorry! I am so sorry.
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Look, I was a total knobhead.
But I'm a changed man.
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He's a changed man! How do you know?
Bloody 'ell, I'm confused.
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He's got boxing tickets!
Ringside.
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Ringside?
It's too little, too late.
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It's too much, too soon. Of course,
son, this must be a lot to take in.
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If you never want to see me again,
I'd understand.
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But if you feel like
giving your old man another chance
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and watching some blokes punch
the living shite out of each other,
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I will be bang up for that!
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Not bad seats, eh?
They're all right.
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Pretzel?
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Please, son, it's only a pretzel.
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In the red corner,
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Sirus 'Tsunami' Secondus.
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Go on, Sirus!
Go on, lad!
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In the blue corner, from Gaul,
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Raymond 'The Rooster' Roubideaux!
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Yes! Le bleu! No...
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Fight.
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I can't believe we're so close.
I can probably join in from here.
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About time having Grumio for a slave
had its perks.
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What do you mean, slave?
Is Grumio your slave?
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Yeah. Did I not mention that?
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No. I thought you were just friends.
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Oh. Yeah. Well, we're both.
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He's sort of like a brother to me.
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A brother that you own.
Huh...
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Grumio's an utterly shit slave,
if that helps.
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Why would that help?
Yeah. I dunno.
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It's not a big deal.
Honestly, it's a tiny deal.
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Yes!
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Hit him again!
Hit him while he's down!
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Yes! Ooh!
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Thank you very much.
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So, the night's still young.
Do you fancy ploughing on?
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I don't know, I'm a bit pooped.
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Cos I was thinking of hitting
an all-you-can-eat buffet. Mm.
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Yeah. I'm perking up a bit,
actually. Oh!
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I'm Roman culture,
having slaves is the done thing.
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Delphine!
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Oh, hey, Gregory!
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Comment ca va?
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D'accord. Tres magnifique.
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Hello.
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Oh! Sorry, Marcus. This is Gregory.
He's an old friend.
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Right. Nice to meet you.
You, too.
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I love the discus!
That's the plate-chucking one, right?
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Well, seven years of training
but, yeah, the plate-chucking one.
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What's your style, overarm, underarm?
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It's more of your classic
sidearm technique, so...
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Whoa-ho! You've got one hell
of a wingspan on you.
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You could tickle me
from round the corner. Oh! Ooh!
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I'm Camilla, by the way. Stylax.
Can I get you a glass of wine?
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I'll stick to the old bull powder.
I'm on a training regime.
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Ah, OK. That sounds tasty.
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It's pretty grim, to be honest.
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It's magic for building muscle,
if you want to try it.
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Turn that flab into abs.
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Whoa. I've got abs, man. I've got abs
coming out of my arsehole. Oh, really?
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Give us a feel, then.
Well...
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Come on!
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Cracking place, this.
Oh, it's quality.
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And, crucially for me,
it's quantity.
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That's the beauty of a buffet.
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Look at you putting it away.
No doubting who your dad is.
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What about me mum,
was she a big eater?
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Big moaner, more like.
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No. She was always busting me balls
about growing the business.
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I had to get out in the end,
she was driving me barmy.
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What's your business, then?
I'll give you a clue.
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You have it hot when it's cold,
cold when it's hot,
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and you serve it with a ladle
straight out of a pot.
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It's soup. Oh, I like a bit of soup.
Well, who doesn't?
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And the profit margins are soup-erb!
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Oh, OK.
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I'm going to pitch me new one
tomorrow - ham and clam.
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That'll be dead good, because the flavours
work well together and they rhyme.
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Blimey! The boy's a natural.
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You've got your dad's good taste
n'all.
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I thought you wanted a gymnast.
An athlete's an athlete.
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They're all firm and bendy.
That's how they come.
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Aren't discus-throwers chunky?
Whoa! She's not chunky!
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She's muscly, but that's because of
the bull powder.
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What? How do you powder a bull?
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I guess grate it.
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It's a performance enhancer.
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It should be banned.
I helps you go for longer.
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That's why you know about it!
No!
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You take bull powder? No need.
To perform for longer!
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I can perform for ages!
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Finally get over the 1-minute mark?
I can hump till the cows come home!
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I hope the farmers don't mind,
Water boy.
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Yes. No, I-I don't hump cows.
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They were accusing me of
taking a supplement. Water man.
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What supplement is that?
It's called bull powder.
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It seems to be good for aggression.
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I could use a bit of that.
I think you're fine for aggression.
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Not for me, you nasty little
gobshite! For me new beau, Primus.
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I could do with him being
a tad more bullish in the bedroom!
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Not getting much action? The main
action does tend to be sleeping.
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And although Primus is very suave
and has the most charming yacht,
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I really need him to grab the bull
by the horns
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before I start taking out my urges
on the staff!
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Joking aside, if you need anyone
to, er, service you...
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God, no!
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Whee!
# So I said parents
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You have got one hell of an arm
on you!
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You flung that disc
like you hated it! I know.
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I'm super-charged!
I think it's the bull powder.
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Two rounds without breaking sweat.
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About that bull powder, is it legit
or is it more cheating?
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No! It's just desiccated
bull's testis.
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Totally natural.
It's given me so much more energy.
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Maybe we should go for a run.
Or I've got another idea...
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I can't have sex, Stylax.
I can't even fool around.
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I'm on lockdown
for this tournament.
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Really? Because I'm happy
to do the donkey work.
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Listen, I'll make it up to you, OK?
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As soon as I'm knocked out,
I'll be partying. Hard.
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OK! And you've done two rounds
out of...? Eight!
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Don't sweat it, hun, I doubt
I'll make it past three. Four max.
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Come on, you. Race you to the arch.
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Get in! Get in!
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So, what am I doing with the garlic?
You're frying it.
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Can you do that or shall I get
the slave to do it for you?
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You realise I do everything
around here, don't you?
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Having Grumio's not
like having a slave.
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It's more like having
leprosy. I know. It's OK.
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I'm only winding you up.
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What's that?
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"Gregory"?
Uh-huh.
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So?
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So, is that anything to do with good
looking French cheesemonger Gregory?
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Uh, yeah. We used to go out.
Oh!
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Right. I thought he was a friend.
He is.
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He's an ex and a friend.
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It must've been pretty serious,
because I've got exes and friends
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and none of their names
are written on my body!
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Tattoos are very common
in Gallic culture. Don't be a baby.
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It's a tiny deal, OK?
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I just wish I could stay longer,
son,
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do all that dad shit
I never got chance to do before,
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take you hunting, read you stories,
change your nappies.
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I realise you're a bit past that
now. I still have the odd accident.
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Don't we all?!
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But I've got to keep moving. Once this
meeting's over, I'm back on the road,
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sitting on me arse,
stuffing me face with junk food.
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Sounds wicked.
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Eh, why don't you come with us,
as part of Justin's Soups?
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I can teach you the business,
make you the heir to the empire!
197
00:11:42,013 --> 00:11:43,973
Are you serious?
Deadly.
198
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I'll change the company name to,
erm, Justin & Son Soups.
199
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No. No.
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Justin and Grumio's Soups.
I'd have to change the logos but...
201
00:11:52,966 --> 00:11:58,122
Or I could change my name to Justin.
Then we could keep the logos the same.
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Yes! Justin and Justin,
the Soup Boys, out on the road!
203
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What do you reckon?
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Give me a side parting an' all.
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Morning. What's for brekko, then?
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We should be asking you that.
Soz, yeah. Late night with me dad.
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Listen, right, I've had an idea -
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cow and radish.
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OK. Just trying to work out
what part of that is an idea.
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I'm coming up with new soups.
Me dad says I've got great taste.
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Your dad's wrong.
You eat your earwax.
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I've got more.
Bean and bird, salmon and gammon,
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bread and orange.
214
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You're saying the first things
that come into your head.
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Dad says I'm a natural.
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He's taking me on the road
to help him run his business.
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Boom! Do you not think you might
be getting a bit carried away?
218
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He did leave you on a hill.
219
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Stop slagging off me dad.
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- I'm looking out for you, Grumio.
- Justin! Me name's Justin now!
221
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Or Justin Junior.
222
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Or possibly sometimes JJ.
223
00:13:08,492 --> 00:13:11,382
It's on her wrist. He's
written his name on her.
224
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Like she's his gym kit!
Or his pants!
225
00:13:13,568 --> 00:13:15,846
What's his name?
Why does that matter?
226
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It could be little, like Leo,
or long like Agathangelos.
227
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It's medium, like Gregory.
See, it could be worse!
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Ciao for now, boys,
I won't be in this afternoon.
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Oh, Flavia, apparently bull powder
can be dangerous for non-athletes.
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00:13:30,037 --> 00:13:31,887
I know. Primus had a heart attack.
231
00:13:31,967 --> 00:13:35,393
Oh, my Jove, is he all right?
Not great. I'm off to his funeral.
232
00:13:35,432 --> 00:13:36,920
Was that bedroom-related?
233
00:13:36,999 --> 00:13:40,390
Bedroom, kitchen, cellar, garden.
It was quite an evening.
234
00:13:40,429 --> 00:13:43,946
The bull powder really got him going
before stopping him dead!
235
00:13:43,987 --> 00:13:48,583
Still, saves me having to dump him!
236
00:13:52,341 --> 00:13:53,740
Veal and...
237
00:13:53,779 --> 00:13:56,537
Sorry, the ink's gone sweaty.
I think it's eel.
238
00:13:56,577 --> 00:14:00,016
Veal and eel! Yeah, I like it.
239
00:14:00,055 --> 00:14:01,895
Then we've got pork and bogey...
240
00:14:01,933 --> 00:14:04,253
Oh, no.
Wait, that is an actual bogey.
241
00:14:04,292 --> 00:14:09,048
These are all great, son. Not the pork
and bogey one, but the others...!
242
00:14:09,089 --> 00:14:11,687
Shall I pitch them in the meeting,
then? Oh...
243
00:14:11,728 --> 00:14:15,205
No. I reckon I'll do this one
on me own. It is a biggie. Oh.
244
00:14:15,245 --> 00:14:17,652
So, when you gonna
learn me the business,
245
00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:20,082
then, when we're
on the road? Maybe, yeah.
246
00:14:20,122 --> 00:14:22,759
Although I do like to drive
in silence.
247
00:14:22,799 --> 00:14:24,998
Or in our hotel room, then.
248
00:14:25,037 --> 00:14:27,077
Yeah! Exactly.
249
00:14:27,117 --> 00:14:30,074
Er, we won't be sharing a room,
though.
250
00:14:30,114 --> 00:14:32,752
I mean, that's not gonna work!
Why not?
251
00:14:32,792 --> 00:14:36,149
In case I meet someone on the road.
252
00:14:36,190 --> 00:14:39,427
You won't need to,
cos I'll be with you the whole time!
253
00:14:41,107 --> 00:14:46,703
Can you read me a story, Dad? Er, I've
got nothing on me, Justin Jr, clearly.
254
00:14:46,742 --> 00:14:49,779
Maybe when we go hunting, then.
We can still go hunting?
255
00:14:49,820 --> 00:14:52,099
Yeah! Yes. Yeah, course we can.
256
00:14:52,138 --> 00:14:53,818
When? Er...
Today?
257
00:14:53,858 --> 00:14:56,255
Oh... Yeah. Fine.
258
00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:59,253
Meet me under the arch
on Palatine Hill about three.
259
00:14:59,294 --> 00:15:00,772
Mm. Nice!
260
00:15:00,813 --> 00:15:05,129
I'll think of some more soup ideas
for you, too. Vinegar and egg.
261
00:15:05,170 --> 00:15:06,848
Lobster and lobster.
262
00:15:06,887 --> 00:15:08,447
Blood and chutney.
263
00:15:08,486 --> 00:15:11,085
Oh, he's on a roll!
264
00:15:23,037 --> 00:15:24,676
Go on, Camilla!
265
00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:27,393
What the hell are you doing?
I'm cheering her on.
266
00:15:27,434 --> 00:15:31,031
Well, stop it! I don't get any action
until she's knocked out.
267
00:15:31,071 --> 00:15:33,829
You should be cheering her off.
268
00:15:35,828 --> 00:15:39,224
Have it!
269
00:15:39,265 --> 00:15:43,023
And the sex ban continues!
270
00:15:45,620 --> 00:15:48,659
# It's hot when it's cold
And cold when it's hot
271
00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:52,256
# Serve it with a ladle
Straight from the pot
272
00:15:52,296 --> 00:15:54,255
♪ It's soup! ♪
273
00:15:54,295 --> 00:15:56,653
Salve, Grumio. What's with the stick?
274
00:15:56,692 --> 00:15:57,840
All right, Landlord.
275
00:15:57,919 --> 00:16:01,649
I'm making a spear to take hunting
with me dad, cos I've got a dad.
276
00:16:19,397 --> 00:16:23,114
What are you doing?
Oh, hi! Hello. Yes. Sorry.
277
00:16:23,154 --> 00:16:27,151
I, erm... We didn't shake hands
when we met yesterday,
278
00:16:27,190 --> 00:16:28,790
so I wanted to do that.
279
00:16:28,829 --> 00:16:31,908
Well, I was asleep.
It was for my sake, really.
280
00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:33,387
I'm very formal.
281
00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:36,385
OK, then!
282
00:16:36,424 --> 00:16:39,223
If you're looking for my tattoo,
it's here.
283
00:16:39,263 --> 00:16:43,059
Oh! Well, that is big. It must be
annoying, now you've broken up.
284
00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:47,416
Yeah, but we had to. It was too
intense, you know what I mean?
285
00:16:47,456 --> 00:16:49,534
Yeah! Completely!
286
00:16:49,574 --> 00:16:52,853
When was that, out of interest?
Not long after we got to Rome.
287
00:16:52,893 --> 00:16:56,730
Oh, you came here together! Right.
Did not realise that.
288
00:16:56,770 --> 00:16:59,287
Yeah, but we've cooled it off
for now. Mm.
289
00:16:59,327 --> 00:17:03,725
For now? Uh-huh. But I'm sure
you guys will have fun together.
290
00:17:26,788 --> 00:17:29,907
I am having the tournament
of my life! Yeah. Great.
291
00:17:29,947 --> 00:17:30,852
Do you know what?
292
00:17:30,932 --> 00:17:34,342
I feel like I could beat anyone,
and I'm not just talking discus.
293
00:17:34,383 --> 00:17:37,340
I'm seriously considering
moving into wrestling.
294
00:17:37,381 --> 00:17:39,420
Yeah. Whatever. Just don't show me.
295
00:17:39,460 --> 00:17:43,256
Try and get out of that
if you can!
296
00:17:44,775 --> 00:17:46,167
Look at her, a loser.
297
00:17:46,247 --> 00:17:50,491
I chewed her up and spat her out
and she's straight on the booze.
298
00:17:50,531 --> 00:17:51,770
Yeah. What a loser.
299
00:17:51,810 --> 00:17:55,648
Cheat! Come over here
and say that to my face, bitch!
300
00:17:55,688 --> 00:17:59,085
Whoa! Calm down! They can say
what they want, I don't care.
301
00:17:59,126 --> 00:18:03,922
Because I will do whatever it takes.
That's why I am a winner!
302
00:18:03,962 --> 00:18:07,440
Why don't we get some food before you
eat her? I've got to go train.
303
00:18:07,479 --> 00:18:10,619
Sorry, babe, nothing gets in the way
of this tournament.
304
00:18:10,698 --> 00:18:12,515
Not even you and
your sweet behind!
305
00:18:12,555 --> 00:18:17,353
Ow! That arm... It's so strong.
306
00:18:24,588 --> 00:18:27,744
Hey. How's it going?
307
00:18:34,940 --> 00:18:37,298
Marcus!
308
00:18:37,339 --> 00:18:39,617
Oh, Gregory!
309
00:18:40,616 --> 00:18:42,534
Ah! Now, er...
310
00:18:42,575 --> 00:18:44,453
Did you just say Gregory?
311
00:18:44,493 --> 00:18:48,890
I wasn't thinking about Gregory.
I mean, I was. Just not like that.
312
00:18:48,930 --> 00:18:51,369
What the fuck, Marcus?
I just...
313
00:18:51,409 --> 00:18:54,616
Your tattoo was right in my face
and I'm reader.
314
00:18:54,695 --> 00:18:56,724
If I see things,
I will read them.
315
00:18:56,764 --> 00:19:00,082
You have got to get over this.
It's a teeny-tiny deal.
316
00:19:00,122 --> 00:19:02,047
Is it? Even though
you came to Rome,
317
00:19:02,127 --> 00:19:04,679
it was too intense and
you're only with me for now?
318
00:19:04,718 --> 00:19:06,918
Have you been talking to Gregory?
319
00:19:06,957 --> 00:19:09,835
Yes! And I saw the tattoo
on his massive chest!
320
00:19:09,875 --> 00:19:12,233
Marcus, he's deluded.
321
00:19:12,273 --> 00:19:15,871
I used to love him, yes,
but I'm with you now and I'm happy.
322
00:19:15,911 --> 00:19:19,668
Or I would be if you didn't
whisper men's names during sex.
323
00:19:19,707 --> 00:19:22,186
Yes, OK. I can see that.
324
00:19:28,582 --> 00:19:31,259
Are you OK... Justin?
325
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:36,816
Mm? Ah, yeah. I'm fine.
I'm absolutely fucking dandy.
326
00:19:36,856 --> 00:19:39,854
How was the hunting trip?
Great, yeah.
327
00:19:39,894 --> 00:19:42,133
We caught a bloody big bear.
328
00:19:42,171 --> 00:19:44,250
Wow! With your little stick?
329
00:19:44,291 --> 00:19:47,649
Yeah. I just grabbed him
by the 'orns and stuck it in.
330
00:19:47,688 --> 00:19:50,886
Right. Not sure bears have horns.
This one did.
331
00:19:50,925 --> 00:19:53,125
And, er,
where is this horny bear now?
332
00:19:53,164 --> 00:19:56,602
Stop quizzing me! We caught a bear,
it had 'orns,
333
00:19:56,642 --> 00:19:59,368
we couldn't bring it
back so we left it there,
334
00:19:59,447 --> 00:20:01,478
me and my dad had
a really good time.
335
00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:07,794
OK. Well, seeing as we won't be
having bear for dinner,
336
00:20:07,834 --> 00:20:09,952
I might take Justin Junior out.
337
00:20:09,992 --> 00:20:14,149
Up to you, of course, JJ.
You're your own man.
338
00:20:17,268 --> 00:20:21,824
It was incredible! There's not a wasted
inch anywhere on these athletes.
339
00:20:21,864 --> 00:20:23,623
Even her earlobes are stacked!
340
00:20:23,662 --> 00:20:26,781
So, Camilla finally lost?
No, this is a different one.
341
00:20:26,821 --> 00:20:29,619
A different one?
Another discus thrower. A loser.
342
00:20:29,658 --> 00:20:33,496
From now on,
I'm all about the losers!
343
00:20:33,536 --> 00:20:37,053
Justin? Are you all right?
344
00:20:44,568 --> 00:20:47,806
..and the profit margins
are soup-erb!
345
00:20:47,846 --> 00:20:49,764
You did it again!
346
00:20:49,804 --> 00:20:51,603
Justin! Er, what you doing 'ere?
347
00:20:51,642 --> 00:20:53,201
You left me on a hill again.
348
00:20:53,242 --> 00:20:56,918
I waited for hours. At least
I could stand up and walk away.
349
00:20:56,958 --> 00:20:58,157
Oh, dear me!
350
00:20:58,197 --> 00:21:02,874
Sorry, son. The meeting ran over and
the afternoon just got away from me.
351
00:21:02,914 --> 00:21:05,392
Sorry, this is, er...
352
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:07,072
Gloria.
Gina.
353
00:21:07,111 --> 00:21:08,991
Gina! Yes!
354
00:21:09,031 --> 00:21:12,414
I bought a tunic from her stall
and invited her out for dinner.
355
00:21:12,493 --> 00:21:14,027
She's done very well out of me!
356
00:21:14,067 --> 00:21:18,544
Get scared, did ya? Couldn't face
having me around, is that it?
357
00:21:18,584 --> 00:21:20,982
Listen, son,
358
00:21:21,022 --> 00:21:24,779
I have loved seeing you
these last few days,
359
00:21:24,819 --> 00:21:29,855
but I can't see the whole having-a-son
thing fitting in with my lifestyle.
360
00:21:29,895 --> 00:21:35,131
I thought you were a changed man.
I think I changed back.
361
00:21:35,171 --> 00:21:37,291
I need me freedom.
362
00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:39,648
Me and Gina are talking about
a cruise.
363
00:21:39,688 --> 00:21:43,766
You what? You've only just met her!
I've only met you, too, to be fair.
364
00:21:43,806 --> 00:21:48,003
Look, why don't you join us
for a nice bit of buffet?
365
00:21:48,043 --> 00:21:51,160
Yeah, right. Life's just one
big buffet for you, in't it?
366
00:21:51,201 --> 00:21:54,677
You want it all. You can't stick
with one single dish.
367
00:21:54,718 --> 00:21:57,635
Steer clear, love,
you'll end up shivering on a hill.
368
00:21:57,675 --> 00:22:02,233
There's no need to get mardy,
Justin Jr. Grumio! Me name's Grumio!
369
00:22:02,273 --> 00:22:06,190
I don't want your shit name
or your shit hair!
370
00:22:06,230 --> 00:22:10,227
And I've got another soup idea
for you - food and dickhead.
371
00:22:10,267 --> 00:22:12,345
What you playing at?!
372
00:22:12,385 --> 00:22:15,622
It's a buffet, you can get more!
373
00:22:17,341 --> 00:22:20,700
That was mega, Grumio!
You were like food-on-head!
374
00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:22,738
I know. Bit of a waste of grub.
375
00:22:22,778 --> 00:22:27,094
Nah, that's what he deserved.
I hate punks who mess people around.
376
00:22:27,134 --> 00:22:29,293
Oy!
377
00:22:29,333 --> 00:22:32,771
I know what you did, you cheat!
378
00:22:35,409 --> 00:22:38,727
Come back here!
You're the cheat, mate!
379
00:22:38,767 --> 00:22:41,604
You're nothing without bull powder!
380
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:52,116
Bull powder or not,
she's got one hell of an arm on her.
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