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Hello. Can we buy three tickets
for the Games please?
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Certainly, sir.
Which event?
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The one were the prisoners take on
the wild beasts.
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The prisoner executions, sure.
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Hm. They're all sold out,
I'm afraid.
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More shows will be added
if there's enough appetite.
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From the punters or the beasts?
Both.
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You're welcome to add your names
to the waiting list.
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How about them massive
chubby chickens?
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The ostrich show's sold out too.
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Oh, the Mr Fatty Long-Nose.
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As is the elephant parade.
What do you have tickets for?
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The only animal show not sold out
is the pig chase.
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Right. What does that involve?
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Guys trying to catch
some greased up pigs.
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That sounds absolutely mind blowing.
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We're not paying to watch pigs.
You can get that on a farm.
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We have to see something.
Three tickets for the pig chase.
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That's just sold out.
Oh, for fu...
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I really wouldn't bother.
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Nothing good happens to us.
Accept it.
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I will not accept it. No, sir.
We've got no money.
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The one with the best job is a slave.
Ah, thank you.
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And in the biggest city in the world,
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I still can't find anyone
who'll go out with me.
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It's a dry patchizzle. You'll put
that thing to use sooner or later.
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I may as well cut it off
and use it as a spare thumb.
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Hey, will you be my boyfriend?
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Er... Sorry.
Will I...?
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I need you to be my boyfriend now.
Oi, you there.
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Please?
Ah, yes. Yes. Sure.
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Are you an animal rights dickhead
who's lobbing tomatoes at the area?
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Excuse me, Officer. Tomatoes?
Yeah.
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The splatty red things?
That is a criminal offence.
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Even in Gaul, I imagine.
But, Officer,
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I've been with my boyfriend
all afternoon.
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Ah, yes. I'm her boyfriend.
Hello.
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Oh, yeah? Doing what?
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We've been buying things for dinner.
Haven't we, darling?
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Oh... Yes! I'm cooking
a romantic dinner of grapes...
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..and an egg.
Mm. My favourite.
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If you don't mind, we really must
go home and make love now.
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Ooh. Er, OK.
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Yeah. On you go. As you were.
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Sorry.
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I am sorry for kissing you.
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It's fine. You can keep the tomato.
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Is that it then?
Have we broken up already?
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I should find my other dickhead.
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We are doing another protest tonight
if you want to join us.
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We'd love to.
Meet us by the area at sunset.
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I'm Marcus, by the way.
Delphine.
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You gonna eat that?
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That was incredible.
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You could see the sparks fly,
right, G Man?
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I was more focussing on the tomato,
to be fair.
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She was just using me as an alibi.
She could have grabbed anyone.
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But she grabbed you.
It's definitely destiny, man.
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I'm not sure destiny's thought
this through. She's from Gaul.
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She chucks tomatoes at stuff.
She's a bit real.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're real.
You're really real.
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I think she's the Gaul for you.
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No, she's not my kind of Gaul.
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She's gonna be your Gaulfriend.
I can feel it.
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It's meant to go pink, blue,
pink, blue, you fat shit.
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Salve, Grumio.
All right, Landlady.
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What's with all the flowers?
I'm gentrifying, aren't I?
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The Games are in town.
I'm turning this rats nest
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into an exclusive urban
apartment complex.
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Sweet. How are you going to do that?
Raise the rent, mainly.
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That's another 30 a week.
Cough up, beaky.
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Any word from Landlord, by the way?
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No, he was always crap
at keeping in touch.
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He's a lot worse now he's dead.
We don't know that, do we?
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Oh, give it a rest, gormless.
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He's been on the run almost a year.
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My boy's dead in a ditch by now.
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Another 30 is pretty steep.
Yeah.
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It's what he would have wanted.
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Of course I don't have tickets.
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Animals are idiots. Why would anyone
want to watch those divs?
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The one's in the arena have got some
serious talent.
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Talent? Yes.
For what?
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Pooing where they want
and licking their own privates?
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No. For being cute and scary
at the same time.
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We knew a guy at school who
could lick his own privates,
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so that's not animal specific.
What? No. Surely not.
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Apparently,
one in 20 guys can reach.
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Oh, as if it's possible to reach.
It is if you try hard enough.
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But...
I mean, that's...
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You can't get anywhere near it.
Look.
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Stop that.
Yes. Sorry. Was just making a point.
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Kindly make your point at home,
water boy. You dirty devil.
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Yes, will do, water man.
Oh, Flavia.
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You haven't got any tickets for
the beasts have you?
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I don't need tickets.
I've got a luxury box in the arena.
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Whoa. How?
My husband got it.
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Then he got a bouncy bimbo
to run off to Greece with.
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Leaving both me and the box behind.
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Oh, no. How big is your box,
out of interest?
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Any chance I could squeeze in there?
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My box is narrow and snug, shredder,
and I'd rather hoped to fill it
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with an eligible suitor rather than
some grubby goon from work.
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I'm just desperate to see
the beasts. I'd do anything.
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Very well. Go get some sacks
and ropes from the store room.
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Oh, yes! Hang on.
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Is this a sex thing?
Quickly.
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You will do yourself a mischief.
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In his hasty escape,
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that randy little rat left
all of his crap behind, see?
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Whoa! This is a lot of stuff.
Indeed!
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He was an avid collector of art,
wine and women, as it turned out.
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Take it all to the dump for me,
and you can come in my box.
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Can I keep any of it?
There's no point. It's all broken.
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This stuff here isn't.
Oh, is it not? No.
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You little shit!
You dirty, dirty, cheating shit!
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OK. I'll dump it.
If you would.
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I say.
What do you think you're doing?
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I will not tolerate fly tipping!
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You can shift all that filthy
clutter n'all. That includes Grumio.
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What? I'm not going anywhere.
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I can't have you lowering the tone.
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You're worse than mould.
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And you can shut your noise, girl,
and all.
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Thank the gods I won't have to
put up with that din much longer.
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You're not selling Juno?
No.
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Actually, I'm eating her.
Right.
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But she's Landlords'.
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And he's dead.
They'll be reunited, won't they?
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Soon as I've boiled her up.
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Oi! Let go!
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Let go!
Let go you bitey little bitch.
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Right!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Bloody hell. That's a bit full on.
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Finger up the bum. The only language
your dumb animal speaks.
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I'm getting my stew pot.
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Hold up. What are you doing?
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You idiot.
Landlady's a total hard arse
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and now you've got her goat.
Literally got her goat.
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She were gonna eat her, tough.
Who brings a goat on a protest?
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It'll be fine, man.
She can bleat along with the chants.
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If there are chants.
We don't know, do we?
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We've never protested about anything.
Or ever cared about anything.
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Uh-uh. Not true.
We care about hot girls.
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If they're protesting, so are we.
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I just wanted to blend in.
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Not expose ourselves as
the dopey twats we obviously are.
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Please calm down.
We'll absolutely nail this.
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You rescued a goat? That's amazing.
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Oh. Yeah. Exactly.
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We knew we had to intervene,
didn't we, Grumio?
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Our landlady was going to eat it.
She fingered it up the bum.
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Yeah. What? Did she?
She sounds horrible.
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And unhygienic.
Yeah, well.
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People do sick things
to animals here.
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Look at The Games. They're stacking
elephants on top of each other.
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For entertainment.
No way! How many can they do?
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Does it matter? They're making
monkeys wear little hats.
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Oh, dear me, that's...
We hate that kind of thing.
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Please may I have another tomato?
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Sorry, cherie.
We need them for the protest.
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Great.
Where we splatting these guys then?
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We're not. We're pulping them.
Ah, right. So how's that work?
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Tonight's protest
is more of a tableau.
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So we pulp the tomatoes
to look like blood
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and then we smear it on our naked
bodies.
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Yeah, great. Sorry, what?
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It's a naked protest. We're gonna
lay down like slaughtered animals.
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And the animals have to be naked,
do they?
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Animals usually are.
Fair point.
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Please, guys? We need more males
to balance out the herd.
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You'll do it, right?
Big time.
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Yeah, whatever.
Sorry, can you give us a sec?
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This is not how I want Delphine
to see me naked for the first time.
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You'll see her naked too.
I'm sure she'll look great.
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It's chilly, and broad daylight.
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My penis does not fly
in these conditions.
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Hurry up, Marcus. I'm saving a place
for you next to me.
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Yeah! Sorry. Just having some trouble
with my belt knot.
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She'll be protesting, not checking
out the size of you penoose.
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She'll be protesting against the size
of my penoose.
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Grumio's ready, look.
Yeah, I know. I'm trying not to look.
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Do you need me to help you?
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No thanks! It's just a granny knot.
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Ooh, ey up. Centurions.
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Oh, thank Jove for that.
Hello, Officer.
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Hi. There's a bit of a protest here.
You might wanna shut it down.
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Oh, not another one. What are these
clowns doing this time?
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Yeah, they're stripping off
and covering themselves in tomato.
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Oh, OK. Well that's fine then.
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Wow. Is it?
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They're not damaging anything,
they can do what they want.
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Surely they're disturbing the peace.
It's pretty disturbing stuff.
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Just looks like some girls taking
their clothes off.
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Which is absolutely fine by me.
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Marcus, what's the problem?
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Don't you try and stop me,
you bully boy bastard.
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What? I'm not.
This is a peaceful protest
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against the sick cruelty to beasts.
You've no right to stop me.
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00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:10,917
I know. That's what I've just said.
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He said if I take my clothes off,
he's going to arrest me.
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What the fuck?
No, I never said...
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No!
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You oppressive shit!
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No, no, no!
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Centurion brutality!
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Keep walking.
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Morning, wankers.
You got bail.
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You're free to go. Sentencing's
this afternoon in the Forum.
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Stay out of trouble. OK, lads?
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Thank you. Yes, will do.
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And put your bloody tunic back on.
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Fuck the police!
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Oh, hi. Thanks.
Thanks?
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I mean, sorry. That's what you say
when people kiss you?
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Thanks or sorry?
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Historically, yes.
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You guys bailed us out? Of course.
You took a beating for us.
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Yeah, I mean, we managed to get in
a couple of good punches,
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I'm just gutted I couldn't do
the whole naked protest thing.
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Another time, maybe?
Yeah.
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00:12:34,099 --> 00:12:38,178
Or instead, how about dinner tonight
at my place?
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Sounds good.
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Where's you anally abused goat,
by the way?
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Juno! Juno!
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It's still warm. She must be close.
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Yeah, that's not telling me much.
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Juno?
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No, it wasn't that.
How did you hurt your neck?
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I just slept funny.
How funny?
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End up trying to suck you're on nob?
No.
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That would be funny.
Don't pretend you've never tried.
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He doesn't need to.
He's got a Gaulfriend.
234
00:13:15,801 --> 00:13:18,759
She gave him a Gaulic kiss.
What? You're kidding me.
235
00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:21,518
Tonight, she's bringing a baguette.
What does that mean?
236
00:13:21,558 --> 00:13:24,077
I think it's just long bread.
I can't handle this.
237
00:13:24,797 --> 00:13:28,155
Shredder, a quick word in my office.
Oh. I did warn you.
238
00:13:35,672 --> 00:13:37,671
No. Juno!
239
00:13:38,910 --> 00:13:41,269
Juno! Move back.
240
00:13:41,309 --> 00:13:43,868
Let go, Juno!
Oi!
241
00:13:48,106 --> 00:13:51,385
You managed to get everything
to the dump, then, did you?
242
00:13:51,425 --> 00:13:53,424
Er, yes, thanks. All fine.
243
00:13:53,464 --> 00:13:57,142
Curious.
I wonder, then, how Simeon here,
244
00:13:57,182 --> 00:14:00,981
found a bag full of my husband's
adult toys in his front garden.
245
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,339
Hello again.
How did you...
246
00:14:03,379 --> 00:14:05,778
Company address was printed
on the sack
247
00:14:05,818 --> 00:14:09,257
that you so carelessly tossed into
my privet.
248
00:14:09,297 --> 00:14:12,935
It's an absolute disgrace, frankly.
OK. You're right. I'm really sorry.
249
00:14:12,975 --> 00:14:16,694
To throw out such high quality
leatherwear like that...
250
00:14:16,733 --> 00:14:18,853
Simeon is quite the aficionado.
251
00:14:18,893 --> 00:14:20,892
Well, I dabble.
252
00:14:20,932 --> 00:14:25,290
I must say, this is the finest
lambskin gimp mask I've ever handled.
253
00:14:25,330 --> 00:14:28,048
He's persuaded me to hang onto it
after all, shredder.
254
00:14:28,088 --> 00:14:31,047
Cool. Sorry, have I done bad
or good? I can't tell.
255
00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:33,606
Very good. You've excelled yourself.
256
00:14:33,646 --> 00:14:36,405
Thanks to your in-built idiocy,
I've met Simeon, here.
257
00:14:36,445 --> 00:14:38,844
Great! So I can still use your box
later on, then?
258
00:14:38,884 --> 00:14:42,082
As a result, I know have a much
better man to fill my box with.
259
00:14:42,122 --> 00:14:44,121
Sorry, old chum.
What?
260
00:14:44,161 --> 00:14:46,600
No, don't take this guy.
You barely know him.
261
00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:48,639
We've only met briefly,
but, in that time,
262
00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:50,998
we really have bonded, haven't we?
263
00:14:51,038 --> 00:14:53,037
I'll say.
264
00:14:53,077 --> 00:14:55,156
What about me?
How am I going to see the beasts?
265
00:14:55,196 --> 00:14:57,315
There's a waiting list.
Add you name to it.
266
00:14:57,355 --> 00:14:59,434
I already have.
Well, do it again.
267
00:15:15,667 --> 00:15:17,946
My azaleas bitten to buggery.
268
00:15:17,986 --> 00:15:20,225
Shit all over my courtyard.
269
00:15:20,265 --> 00:15:23,184
It's Landlord's courtyard.
Punch him in the head, Davus.
270
00:15:23,224 --> 00:15:26,462
I'd rather not. He's me mate.
Punch the goat in the head then.
271
00:15:26,502 --> 00:15:29,021
We're fairly tight as well.
Right!
272
00:15:29,061 --> 00:15:31,380
It's time for my dinner.
273
00:15:31,420 --> 00:15:33,419
Don't.
Give us it here.
274
00:15:33,459 --> 00:15:35,458
Stop it! No!
Stop it!
275
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:40,576
Right! That is it!
276
00:15:44,254 --> 00:15:47,733
You got us evicted, for the sake of
our dead landlord's rancid goat?
277
00:15:47,773 --> 00:15:49,772
Yeah, it got a bit out of hand.
278
00:15:49,812 --> 00:15:52,371
What about my sexy dinner date
with Delphine?
279
00:15:52,411 --> 00:15:54,410
I'm back to getting naked
in the street.
280
00:15:54,450 --> 00:15:56,849
Good afternoon, citizens.
281
00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:59,128
Here are today's sentences.
282
00:15:59,168 --> 00:16:03,286
Julius Drusus, charged with
shoplifting, 25 denarii fine.
283
00:16:03,326 --> 00:16:05,405
Forza Alfidia,
284
00:16:05,445 --> 00:16:09,323
charged with soliciting
without a licence, 300 denarii fine.
285
00:16:09,363 --> 00:16:11,642
Bloody hell.
Ours had better not be that much.
286
00:16:11,682 --> 00:16:16,840
Marcus Gallow, Stylax Urastaques
and Grumio, no surname given,
287
00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:20,998
charged with assaulting a centurion,
50 denarii fine.
288
00:16:21,038 --> 00:16:23,557
That's fine. That's a fine fine.
289
00:16:24,996 --> 00:16:26,995
What's going on now?
290
00:16:27,035 --> 00:16:30,753
Ladies and gentlemen, I've just been
informed that due to popular demand,
291
00:16:30,793 --> 00:16:33,952
one more beast show has been added
for this afternoon.
292
00:16:33,992 --> 00:16:36,191
Oh, yes! That was me!
293
00:16:36,231 --> 00:16:38,390
I was the popular demand!
Boom. Yeah!
294
00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:41,149
Let's get to the box office
and snaffle some good seats.
295
00:16:41,189 --> 00:16:44,067
As a result,
we'll be needing more prisoners
296
00:16:44,107 --> 00:16:47,266
so those people just mentioned
will no longer have to pay a fine...
297
00:16:47,306 --> 00:16:49,305
What?
This gets better and better.
298
00:16:49,345 --> 00:16:51,944
Shh. Hang on. ..as they will now be
sentenced to death
299
00:16:51,984 --> 00:16:54,263
by wild beasts in the arena.
300
00:16:54,303 --> 00:16:56,302
Have a great day.
301
00:17:11,255 --> 00:17:13,854
Well, you wanted to see the beasts.
302
00:17:13,894 --> 00:17:16,493
Now you will.
Right up close.
303
00:17:16,533 --> 00:17:18,772
Bit too close.
I didn't want to see inside them.
304
00:17:18,812 --> 00:17:22,170
Should have thought of that before
you filled in that waiting list.
305
00:17:22,210 --> 00:17:25,729
You punched centurion because you
didn't want to get your wang out.
306
00:17:25,769 --> 00:17:28,568
At least we won't have
to find somewhere to live any more.
307
00:17:28,608 --> 00:17:30,926
Because we won't live any more.
I know.
308
00:17:30,966 --> 00:17:34,645
I'm just saying. Every cloud.
309
00:17:34,685 --> 00:17:37,524
Juno, love!
310
00:17:37,564 --> 00:17:40,002
Where you going?
Soz, mate.
311
00:17:40,042 --> 00:17:42,042
She keeps wandering off.
312
00:17:42,921 --> 00:17:45,720
Salve, Grumio.
All right, Landlord.
313
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,759
Landlord?
314
00:17:48,719 --> 00:17:51,277
Where've you been?
Well, how long have you got?
315
00:17:51,317 --> 00:17:54,156
Not long. Probably just give us
the gist, if poss.
316
00:17:54,196 --> 00:17:58,354
OK. Ran away, hid in a cave, got
caught, brought here, met you lot.
317
00:17:58,394 --> 00:18:00,713
But you've got a way out of this,
right?
318
00:18:00,753 --> 00:18:02,912
You're dodgy as fuck.
Surely you got a plan?
319
00:18:02,952 --> 00:18:04,951
Yeah, I have, actually.
320
00:18:04,991 --> 00:18:08,110
Gonna knock myself out on the
arena wall before something eats me.
321
00:18:08,150 --> 00:18:11,508
Right. And how about if we want
to avoid getting eaten altogether?
322
00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:14,667
Oh, well. If you beat the beasts,
then you're laughing.
323
00:18:14,707 --> 00:18:18,585
Wicked. let's do that, then.
15 years ago I think someone did.
324
00:18:18,625 --> 00:18:21,424
OK, great.
Back when they used to use badgers.
325
00:18:21,464 --> 00:18:23,463
And squirrels.
326
00:18:27,981 --> 00:18:30,420
Marcus!
Hey!
327
00:18:30,460 --> 00:18:32,699
Delphine. I'm being executed.
328
00:18:32,739 --> 00:18:34,738
I heard. It's so shitty.
329
00:18:34,778 --> 00:18:37,337
Have you come to watch?
No, we're protesting outside.
330
00:18:37,377 --> 00:18:39,456
And they listening?
Will they let us go?
331
00:18:39,496 --> 00:18:42,734
No idea. We're protesting against
the animal cruelty.
332
00:18:42,774 --> 00:18:44,773
What about the human cruelty?
333
00:18:44,813 --> 00:18:47,212
I'm gonna get eaten alive.
I'm trying to do both.
334
00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:49,771
It's amazing that you'd die
for the cause like this.
335
00:18:49,811 --> 00:18:52,570
What? I'm not dying
for the bloody cause.
336
00:18:52,610 --> 00:18:54,609
I don't give a shit about the cause.
337
00:18:54,649 --> 00:18:57,048
If I'm honest,
I don't even really like animals.
338
00:18:57,088 --> 00:18:59,087
I did this because I really fancy you
339
00:18:59,127 --> 00:19:02,246
and didn't want you seeing my scared
little willy in broad daylight.
340
00:19:02,286 --> 00:19:04,285
How's that for a cause?
Come on!
341
00:19:11,881 --> 00:19:13,880
I don't want to die now.
342
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:16,999
I mean, I'm not keen on it happening
at all, but not now.
343
00:19:17,039 --> 00:19:20,877
I've got no regrets.
Really? No regrets? None at all?
344
00:19:20,917 --> 00:19:22,956
I suppose I could have had
more sleep.
345
00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:25,675
- I wish I'd had more sex.
- Don't we all, mate.
346
00:19:25,715 --> 00:19:28,594
Or at least another go on myself.
I wonder if I can...
347
00:19:28,634 --> 00:19:31,472
No. The adrenaline should speed
things up.
348
00:19:31,512 --> 00:19:34,631
Isn't it humiliating enough
without throwing in a death wank?
349
00:19:34,671 --> 00:19:36,670
Fine, I won't.
350
00:19:47,865 --> 00:19:49,864
Afternoon.
351
00:19:56,581 --> 00:19:58,580
Well, it's been nice knowing you.
352
00:19:58,620 --> 00:20:01,179
I'm going to brain myself
on that wall.
353
00:20:01,219 --> 00:20:03,298
Go on, I'll 'ave a bit of that.
OK, cool.
354
00:20:03,338 --> 00:20:05,577
I think I will have that death wank.
No, wait.
355
00:20:06,457 --> 00:20:09,455
Listen.
I know the odds aren't...great,
356
00:20:10,095 --> 00:20:12,094
and this usually doesn't end well,
357
00:20:12,134 --> 00:20:15,533
but I also know that if we stick
together and work as a team,
358
00:20:15,573 --> 00:20:18,491
then no matter what comes
through that gate, we can take it.
359
00:20:18,531 --> 00:20:20,531
What do you say?
360
00:20:21,130 --> 00:20:23,569
- Together.
- Together.
361
00:20:27,088 --> 00:20:29,486
Shit the bed, it's a lion!
362
00:20:29,526 --> 00:20:31,526
I'm getting out of here!
OK, great.
363
00:20:31,925 --> 00:20:34,164
Brain myself, brain myself.
364
00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:46,799
I kicked it in his face! I kicked
a lion in its fucking face!
365
00:20:48,758 --> 00:20:50,917
I'm fast, you big yellow bastard.
366
00:20:57,914 --> 00:21:00,952
Why are you aggressive?
Just calm down!
367
00:21:05,470 --> 00:21:07,909
Er, help me! Help me.
368
00:21:08,629 --> 00:21:10,988
Good lion, good lion.
369
00:21:12,307 --> 00:21:14,506
Shit, that hurts!
370
00:21:14,546 --> 00:21:16,665
Bad lion, bad lion!
371
00:21:16,705 --> 00:21:18,944
It's eating me. It's eating me up.
372
00:21:18,984 --> 00:21:20,983
Help! Bloody hell.
373
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:44,133
Good thinking, G Man.
374
00:21:44,173 --> 00:21:47,771
Sometimes a finger up the bum's the
only language these animals speak.
375
00:22:09,042 --> 00:22:11,721
Cheers for saving
the old life there, Grumio.
376
00:22:11,761 --> 00:22:14,879
S'all right. Let us stay in
the flats and we'll call it quits.
377
00:22:14,919 --> 00:22:16,918
Deal.
Maybe a reduction in rent?
378
00:22:16,958 --> 00:22:18,957
Sorry, we just called it quits.
379
00:22:18,997 --> 00:22:21,476
Marcus! I'm so glad you're alive.
380
00:22:22,556 --> 00:22:25,075
Really? Even though I lied about
liking animals?
381
00:22:25,115 --> 00:22:27,993
Yeah, you did it all for me.
That's so romantic.
382
00:22:28,033 --> 00:22:32,032
Hm, yeah. I guess it is.
My friends don't all agree.
383
00:22:32,072 --> 00:22:35,030
Lion fingerer! You fingered a lion!
384
00:22:35,070 --> 00:22:37,069
You lying, fingering bastard.
385
00:22:37,109 --> 00:22:40,108
You're scum!
Animal hating scum!
386
00:22:42,907 --> 00:22:45,186
Delphine.
Uh-huh?
387
00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:48,264
Will you be my Gaulfriend?
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