All language subtitles for Maverick S05E12 The Money Machine ENGLISH

Ah-ha.

Just as I suspected,
a counterfeiting machine.

Hey, boss,
this is good stuff.

What?

What a dirty crook.

Hello. What are you two
footpads doing in my room?

Don't play innocent
with us. We're on to you.

Yeah, we know what
your machine does.

Printing the bogus, eh?

I say, that is rich.

Oh, you two gentlemen suspect
me of being a counterfeiter?

Oh, come of it,
Colonel Maverick.

But I must admit that machine
prints some pretty good stuff.

Well, it should.

It is real stuff.

Maverick.

Starring Jack Kelly
and James Garner.

A Warner Bros.
television production.

Well, as I said,
it's been five years.

She was 14. Kinda
looked like a pencil.

You got her to talk at all,
she'd have a real Texas twang.

She checked in alright,
sir. This afternoon.

But if she's not in
her room, I can't help you.

I just came on duty.

And I haven't seen anyone
answering the description.

Well, you'd recognize her
if you saw her.

A shrinking violet,
I'll need a room.

Would you have a bellboy
take my bag to the room?

And if you happen
to see Miss Sutton arrive

tell her that
I'm in the salon.

* Who's gonna walk
me home tonight *

* Home tonight
treat me right*

* Who's gonna walk
me home tonight *

* There's a wonderful morn *

* I'm a very cautious maiden *

* And I hate to loose my way *

* With a great
big man beside me *

* I can never go astray *

* Who's gonna take
me to my door *

* Say goodnight
Nothing more *

* That's what I say
what I said before *

* Who's gonna walk me home *

* Don't let me walk alone *

* Whose gonna walk me home *

Uncle Dimple Dumpling.

If it isn't too much trouble,
Uncle Dimple Dumpling

do you mind?

Excuse me, gentlemen.

Jacqueline Sutton,
it is you?

Of course it's me,
Uncle Dimple Dumpling

Now, cut that out.

I'm not your uncle,
I'm your cousin.

My name is Bart.
Not that Dimple Dumpling.

You didn't used
to mind.

Well, that was many years ago
when you were a little girl.

Of course I must've met your..

- Yes, haven't I?
- I hardly recognized you.

When I got that telegram
from pappy, to meet you here

I thought for a minute
that he might've joined

the Annual Whiskey Tasters
Tournament again.

Now, you know
different, huh?

Yeah, now I'm sure of it.

About that public singing.

If I remember
your daddy right

he's liable to
larrap you pretty good

for pullin' a stunt
like that.

- Yes, daddy would be mad.
- Yeah.

It was an opportunity
to practice

even though
I didn't get paid.

- Practice?
- Sure.

I'm gonna be
a famous singer, Bart.

Like Jenny Lind.

I'm gonna travel
all over the world.

And have a thousand..

No, five thousand
men at my feet.

I'll raise you ten.

What?

I'm sorry, that's just
a reflex action.

Let's get down to
business at hand.

Why did pappy
send you to meet me?

The telegram said that
it was very important.

Well, urgent
family business.

And what is the "urgent
family business?"

- We best go to your room.
- My room?

- What for?
- The money.

- The money?
- Yeah.

The ten thousand dollars.
I can't give it to you here.

Come on.

That's why Pappy Maverick
sent me here to Kansas City.

To give me this money?

Take it to Denver
and give it to a

Mr. Cannonball Clyde Bassett.

Your pappy
owes him the money.

And Bassett says, if he
doesn't get the money pronto

he's gonna go to Texas and blow
Uncle Beauregard's head off.

Oh, pappy is all heart.

He never could
refuse a request

if it was put to him
the right way.

But who is this
Cannonball Clyde Bassett fella?

Why do I have to
give this to him?

Why didn't the old boy just
send him a draft or telegraph?

Well, Cannonball doesn't have
a permanent address is Denver.

Uncle Beauregard said,
he's a sort

who had to change
addresses frequently.

He sounds like
a solid citizen.

How do I find him?

You're to stay at the Denver
House and hang around the lobby

wearing a white carnation
and your lapels

so Cannonball can identify you.

Well, pappy's in trouble.
I guess I better do it.

Ah, if there's one thing we
Mavericks have in common

it's a family
stick togetherness.

Besides, I was on my way
to Denver anyway.

Well, I haven't had supper yet.
Would you care to join me?

I can't wait all night
for you to finish.

I'll head down the street
and find a poker game.

What time are we
leaving for Denver?

Well, the train leaves at eight
o'clock in the morning..

"We?"

Sure, I'm going with you.

Oh, no, you're not.

Now, young lady,
you're going back to Texas.

I am not.

I'm 19 and I can do
as I please.

If you won't let me
go with you, I'll go alone.

But I..

Oh, why on earth do you
wanna go to Denver?

I told you.

I wanna be a singer
or an actress.

I can't stay in Kansas City
and become one.

Jacqueline, you got
some talent, I heard you sing.

But you're just too young
to go traipsing off on your own.

Besides an actress needs
a lot of experience.

'Which you haven't got.'

And very important,
an expensive wardrobe.

A lot of fancy dresses.

'Which you also haven't got.'

After pointing
these things out

I'm sure you'll head
back to Texas, won't you?

No.

Alright, sleep on it. We'll talk
about it in the morning.

Did you say you were
gonna play poker?

A man's gotta make
a living somehow.

Well, then
there's the answer.

What answer?

For my getting all those fancy
clothes to become an actress.

You can win the money
to buy them with.

Young lady, if you
think for one minute

that I'm gonna use
my poker winnings

to stake you to clothes,
you better think again.

Alright, I will.

'You can use that 10,000
your pappy sent you as a stake.'

But I can't use that.

Pappy's sent me that money
with the complete trust

and understanding that a man
can only have for his kin.

Umm, that reminds me.

He told me to get
a signed receipt from you

for that $10,000.

Please, sir,
may I have my key?

Miss Sutton, room 202.

You're Miss Sutton?

What's the matter?
Is my slip showing?

No, but Mr. Maverick's is.

Oh, yes, your key.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

It's quite alright.
No harm done.

Five is the point.
Hit the rail, please.

Seven, a looser.
Next shooter, please.

Chips, please?
One hundred dollar ones.

Here you are, miss.
You also win the dice.

Come on, bones,
talk for mama.

Air from Decatur.

Eight is the point.

You seem to be familiar
with this game.

Why, this game
is meat and taters.

A nice old gentlemen
taught me to play.

Pappy Maverick from Texas.

Beauregard Maverick?
He educated you?

Yep.

That's all, folks.
Take your money, miss.

The game is all over.
No more action tonight.

Hey, what's the big fat idea?

Look, I once had
a gaming house in Texas.

Beauregard Maverick
rolled so many passes

I wound up working for him.

And I don't hanker to have
any trust with his protege.

'The game is over.'

I've got to admit, Conway.

It's as good as any
made by Uncle Sam.

Like I said, gents.
The machine makes perfect money.

Secret process.

Yeah, and that's
what bothers me.

You got a gadget here that
turns out full proof money.

'How come you're
willing to sell it?'

You gents are too
smart for me.

But it's a
logical question.

You see before
you a broken man.

For years I lived
in a cold, damp attic

obsessed but with one thought.

To perfect my money machine.

And then, when success
was in my grasp.

My doctor told me
that I had only..

Life has it's
tribulations, Mr. Murphy.

- How long did your doctor...
- Five, six weeks.

'At the most.'

So you see, gentlemen

money means very
little to me.

All I want is enough
to take me back

to the home of my
sainted mother.

My machine.

All those years.

I don't want that toil
to have been in vain.

Oh, rest assured, sir.

Your machine will be
in responsible hands.

How much did you say
you wanted for it?

'Who puts a price on a machine

Of course,
I could give it to you.

However, if I did that

I don't think you'd
fully appreciate it.

I could get some...
token payment.

Say $10,000 a piece.

I will use the money to
comfort my elderly mother

in her declining years.

Why not use the machine
to make some money...

Mr. Smythe.

I'm surprised at you.

Even though
the money is perfect.

It would be tainted.

Would you ask a son to give his
ageing mother tainted money?

How could you
suggest such a thing?

Well, I just didn't think.

I'm sorry, Mr. Murphy.

So you see, gentlemen.
Time is of the essence to me.

If you have the money
I could begin my journey.

It will be some solace
to me in my final days

to know that
two other persons

have shared in
the fruits of my genius.

Three! I'm buying in.

Young lady, who ever you are.

You can't come barging in
on a private deal like this.

Now, gentlemen,
I saw the machine work.

It'll make plenty
for all of us.

You'd better let me in
or I'll get the sheriff.

Besides, I've $10,000
right here for my interest.

It looks like the young lady
has us over a barrel.

Shall we get on
to business?

I thought I told you
to go to bed.

Now, you hush, Uncle Dimp..
I mean, Bart.

You're gonna be
so proud of me.

You decided to take my advice
and go back to Texas?

No. But now I'll have the money
to buy the dresses and costumes

I'll need to become
a famous actress.

When did you get it?

Well, I haven't really
gotten it yet.

But they're making it now.

Who is making what?

Why, my partners.
The ones I'm in business with.

We bought a machine
for making money.

Jacqueline, you bought a machine
for making money from whom?

Oh, from a poor
sick man named Murphy.

He wanted the money
so he could spend

his last days with his mother.

He's already gone.

I'm sure he has.

Just how much money
did you pay..

Just where did you get it?

- Oh, well, you weren't here...
- Pappy's $10,000?

Yes. But it's alright.
I can pay it right back.

As soon as my partners crank out
enough money outta the machine.

Like I said,
they're doing it now.

It isn't like I've done
something wrong.

Wrong? Your taken in
by an old con game, that's all.

- The machine is a fake.
- Oh, you're wrong, Bart.

I saw the machine
make money.

Sure, but they set
it up in advance.

They fill some real bills in
but the machine doesn't print.

You'll see
and you'll be sorry.

I already am.

There are my
two partners now.

Huh, I bet they're just
loaded with money.

You take the south end
of the street, Hal.

Six weeks to live,
my foot.

He wont have
one minute to live

'when I get my hands
on that crook.'

'Ten thousand dollars
for a roll of wrapping paper.'

I take it those were
your two partners.

And busy making money?

I guess I fell
for something, huh?

Correct.

May be we can have
the sheriff arrest him.

And tell the sheriff you
bought a printing machine

for the purpose of making
counterfeit money?

I guess, I am
pretty dumb, huh?

- Yeah.
- Well, Bart, you were right.

I'm gonna go unpack
and head back for Texas.

You will not. You're
gonna stick close to me.

You're the only one who can put
the finger on this Murphy fella.

Come on, let's go.

Good evening.

Could you tell us of a man
who was here recently?

Why, no, this is
a charitable institution.

No, I mean, somebody
in particular.

Tell him what
Murphy looks like.

Well, there wasn't much
that made him stand out.

Except he was big
and had a small moustache.

They were two men who took
the train to Denver.

A big guy and a little one.

The big one did
have a moustache.

The night train just
pulled out five minutes ago.

- Did you say night train?
- Yeah.

Went into service
last week.

If I'd known that I could've
saved myself $10,000.

So Murphy's gone
to Denver?

Yeah. Alright,
thank you very much.

Come here.

For next week you're gonna do
exactly as I tell you.

- Yes, Uncle Dimple...
- Now, cut that out.

When we get to Denver you're
gonna call me Colonel Maverick.

- You have something in mind?
- Yeah, I do.

According to pappy, the easiest
man to con is a con man.

Well, he should know.

Yeah, well,
I'm gonna test his theory.

It'll take a couple of days.

You'll keep Cannonball
Clyde Bassett in check.

Can't have him goin' off
to Texas to perforate pappy.

But what do we use
for money to get to Denver?

I'll take care of that.

Now, don't get any ideas.
It's the last one I have.

You stay right here.

Oh, thank you.

You see him in here?

No, not here.

You keep your eyes peeled.

If you do spot him,
make sure he doesn't see you.

Ah, Colonel Maverick
and niece.

- Welcome to the Denver House.
- Thank you.

Boy, room 39 and 40 for the
Colonel and the young lady.

You know, this Denver House
is a pretty posh place, boss.

The pickin' should be easy.

It's loaded with
well healed suckers, Louis.

I'll spend the next few days
getting cozy with a few of 'em

while you build us
another money machine.

And don't be in
a rush about it.

Might as well enjoy
the place for a few days

before we make our move.

This will be your room
Colonel Maverick.

Your niece will be
down the hall.

Fine, thank you.

Jacqueline, what're you doing?

What is it?

It was him, Bart.

- Big Ed Murphy.
- Murphy?

- I don't think he spotted you.
- What do you plan to do?

You're gonna be busy keepin'
Cannonball out of my hair.

Do exactly
as I told you.

- Son.
- Yes, sir.

How'd you like to earn
50 easy dollars?

You just bought yourself
a bellboy, sir.

That's good.

First take Miss Sutton's
bag to her room.

Then have 200 white carnations
sent up to me.

Did you say, 200?

If that's odd,
wait for the hardware store.

Hardware store?

Boy, do you want that $50?

Or would you like to stand there
and listen to me talk?

- The 50.
- Good.

Run the errand and
meet me back here.

Yes, sir.

Uh..

Now we know what
Big Ed Murphy looks like.

I wish I could say the same
about Cannonball Bassett.

He may be on
his way to Texas.

Won't matter. Pappy
should be on his way.

How do you figure?

Pappy thinks I paid that money
to Cannonball by this time.

No, he doesn't.

I sent him a telegram
from Kansas City

and told him that
the money had been lost.

Jacqueline, do you mean to
tell me you had the gumption

to tell pappy
how foolish you were?

Well, I didn't exactly
admit to being foolish.

How's that again?

Well, I signed your
name to the wire.

Monsieur, Cannonball Bassett,
you have the 10,000, yes?

No, I told you.

A messenger is
bringin' it in from Texas.

This messenger, who is he?

I don't know and I don't care.

As long as he's got
the folding stuff.

If you do not know him
and he does not know you

then how would you know
he's the messenger?

He'll be wearing a white..
Never mind.

That's my business.

And my business
is with you.

I cannot wait much
longer, monsieur.

Two or three days at the most.

Don't worry,
you'll get your money.

That's fine.

Get this order filled.
Give it to the boy here.

That'll take care of it.

Have this stuff delivered
to my room tonight.

One piece at a time.
About 15, 20 minutes apart.

I know what you want.
But I sure don't get it.

I'll see you later.

- Good evening.
- Good evening.

Would you please give me
$200 in twenties?

- Nice crisp new ones.
- Certainly, sir.

By the way, Colonel Maverick,
there's a telegram for you.

Fine, thank you.

You shouldn't be here.
Big Ed's liable to see you.

It's alright.

Murphy is down
the street in a salon.

What's in the telegram, huh?

Well, what's it say?

"How sharper than
a serpent's tooth it is

to have a thankless child."

Is that all he said?

Oh, no.
He added much more.

"You are an
unmitigated bird brain.

Your stupidity has forced me
to flee for my life."

Signed, Pappy.

He sent it from Arkansas.

You see what you've done by
foisting all the blame on me?

Well, it was your fault.

- My fault?
- Sure.

If you hadn't been
so careless

I couldn't have
borrowed it from you.

Oh, Jacqueline, you just
don't understand.

Incidentally, did the bellboy
take care of those carnations?

He sure did.
Two hundred white ones.

I'm all set
to go to work.

Better not fail me
because if you do

those carnations are liable
to be displayed at my funeral.

- Me?
- You.

Coming along fine, I see.

Oh, duck soup, boss.

Well, I've been
doing well too.

Suckers are falling all over
themselves to buy in.

But I'm gonna keep
them dangling a while longer.

- There he goes again.
- What?

That fella, across the hall.

Every few minutes he get's
a deliver of some sort.

I didn't notice it first
but then it got on my nerves.

Ah. I wonder what
he's up to.

That looks fine.
It couldn't be better.

Colonel Maverick, what in the
world are you working on?

I've made about
a dozen deliveries now...

Shh. Can you
keep a secret?

Yes.

Good. So can I.

What are you gonna do
with all that stuff?

I am making a trap.

And the rat in the room
across the hall

is already smelling
the cheese.

Listen, you go to your
room and get some sleep.

I have a lot of
work to do, child.

How come you're always
callin' me child?

Because if I don't keep
reminding myself

I'm liable to forget
you are one.

Be careful on
the way to your room.

I don't want Murphy
to see you.

'Oh, that's fine, son.'

That ought to
just about do it.

Blimey, boss.
What you suppose he's up to?

I don't know, Louis.
I don't know.

I almost forgot. It just
came in for you from Indiana.

'Indiana? Thank you very much.'

From Uncle Beauregard?

I suppose.

"Travelling fast.
Imagine loosing $10,000

to you, miserable
butterfingers."

That's all it says?

Isn't that enough?

You go to your room.
I'll see you in the morning.

All night long it goes on.
What is that mad man up to?

Oh, thank you for
your kindness, sir.

'Get your pretty
carnations, folks. Come on.'

'From a poor little girl.'

- How are things going?
- I sold forty already.

That's fine. That ought to keep
Cannonball Clyde confused.

I'm goin' up to take a nap.
I've been awake all night.

Get your pretty carnations
folks, real cheap.

From a poor little girl.

Thank you.

You have the 10,000, yes?

Yes. I mean, no.

Better get the money soon
or the deal is off.

I've got to have
another day or two.

That messenger
from Texas should be..

There's the messenger now.
The money's here. I can pay ya.

That's good,
I shall wait.

Okay, baby, let's have
the ten thou.

I beg your pardon.

Come off it, sister.

Let's have the cabbage.
you know, the Cahill.

Cabbage? Cahill?
Are you mad?

Oh, you're not gonna
take any chances.

Okay, I'll identify myself.

- They call me the Cannonball.
- Merciful heavens!

Why, aren't you
from Texas?

Texas?

I, my good man,
am from Boston.

But you're wearing a carnation.
A white carnation?

Well, I must say

you certainly express
your love for flowers

in a very peculiar manner.

So, this is where
they're coming from?

Oh, kind sir.

Would you please buy a flower
from a starving girl?

Yeah, yeah.

I'll buy 'em. I'll buy
the whole mess.

Here.

- Is that enough?
- Yes, sir.

Well, that settles it.

I'll find out
what's this.

Take it easy, boss.

He's comin' out.

Did you part that, boss?

That money,
you don't suppose...

Sure, bear's
lookin' into it.

But let's do it
tomorrow morning.

I need some sleep.

- Say, friend.
- Yes, sir?

Who's the madman you got
stashed in room 39?

Madman, sir?
Oh, there must be some mistake.

That room is occupied by
a most distinguished gentleman

Colonel Bartholomew Maverick.

Uh, he's from
Washington D.C.

Uh-huh.

- Well, uh, colonel.
- Yes.

That gentleman just going
through the door, Mr. Murphy

he was enquiring
about you.

Oh. Nothing
unpleasant, I hope?

Well, uh, he did say
something about a madman.

Uh, poor chap, I hear him

I'm afraid,
he can't sleep.

May I have
my key please?

Thank you.

Hey! Get that
nosegay outta here.

Well!

That settles it!

Now we'll see
what he's been up to.

God! That's a fearful
looking thing.

What do you suppose
it does?

I think,
I know.

Louis, go over there
and start turning that crank.

- Who? Me, boss?
- Yes, you.

Uh!
Oh!

Ah-ha!

Just as I suspected.
A counterfeiting machine.

Hey, boss,
this is good stuff.

What?

Why, the dirty crook.

Sure, you gotta give
him credit though.

He's got a real machine here.
Ours is only a fake.

Hey, let's steal it.

Oh, what are you two footpads
doing in my room?

Don't play the innocent.
We're on to you.

Yeah, we know what
your little machine does.

'Printing the bogus, eh?'

I say, that is rich.

You two gentlemen suspect me
of being a counterfeiter?

Oh, come off it,
Colonel Maverick.

Although, I must admit
that machine of yours

prints some
pretty good stuff.

It should.
It is real stuff.

Now, perhaps this will
clarify the situation.

What's it say, boss?

It says that Colonel Maverick
is an official representative

of the United States
Treasury Department.

That should clear up
a few things.

And you two
are to be commended.

- We are?
- Well, of course.

You've proven yourselves to be
alert and diligent citizens.

Oh, yeah?

Looking back, my actions would
appear to be a bit suspicious

and you acted
bravely in, uh

following through
on those suspicions.

I believe I owe you
an explanation.

But you must keep this
in strictest confidence.

- Yeah.
- Oh, yeah, mums the word.

Good.

The United States Treasury
Department, gentlemen

has elected to build
a new mint up here in Denver.

And because of the altitude and
the dry air and the effluvia...

The huvia?

The effluvia
from the atmosphere.

The printing press
such as the ones we use

in the Washington mint
will not operate satisfactorily.

So I was sent
to build a pilot model

of a press that would overcome
these technical deficiencies.

Oh, I see. And so you built
this here little gadget.

Right!

And I must say, gentlemen,
that it works to perfection.

Naturally, it's just
a small test machine

to be used temporarily
until such time

'as larger presses
can be built.'

Uh, naturally.

Immodest of me perhaps, but I'm
rather proud of my efforts.

You see, the status hand
here turns the brookescope

'which in turn actuates
the capital armor'

so when you turn the crank

the paper goes through the
regacycle and the stirfirmer.

As you can see the simplicity
of the design is self-evident.

- Yeah.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.

The thought of dismantling
it tonight is most discouraging.

Dismantling?

Oh, yes. Now that the machine
is working so perfectly

I'll go back
to make a report.

'I can't very well leave
an official government'

'money press here
unguarded, can I?'

I'll be gone
for a month.

Well, as...as a matter
of fact, Colonel Maverick

my partner and I are here
for an unlimited stay.

We'd be happy to guard the
machine in your absence.

That's very
generous of you

but I just could
not do that.

It'd be too much trouble

what with the official
requirements and all that.

What kind of requirements?

Well, the usual
silly red tape.

I'd need a photograph
of you to affix to a form

authorizing you
to be a custodian

for government equipment.

Photograph?
That's all?

That's simple. I've a photograph
at my room across the hall.

Of course, then there's
a necessary bond.

To show good faith,
you know?

And bond of how much?

About $12000, but it's
too big an imposition.

And you'll have to be so careful
of the key to this room.

So, gentlemen, it's just
a little too much to ask.

So if you'll excuse me,
I'll begin work tearing down

the machine for crating.

Now, wait a minute,
Colonel Maverick.

Let's not be
too hasty about this.

You know, after all,
as public spirited citizens

I think that we
could work something out.

Beautiful.

- And they fell for it?
- Hook, line and sinker.

- For $12000?
- Yup.

That means you can
pay off Cannonball

and we'll have a $1000
profit a piece.

Oh, there you go
with that "we"stuff again.

Alright, you earned it
with that carnation selling bit

but I'm won't give your share
till you're on the train.

But, Bart, I wanna stay here
and become an actress.

No chance, young lady.
You're off to Texas.

Besides a $1000 wouldn't be
enough to even get you started.

- Alright, you win.
- That's a good girl.

You go to your room, if Murphy
spotted you, it'll ruin it all.

I've to find a printer to do
a job before tomorrow.

What on earth for?

For Mr. Murphy's
credentials.

You have the
ten thousand, monsieur?

No. You gotta
give me another day.

I'm sorry, monsieur,
but I can stay here no longer.

It is regrettable
but I must leave.

If I get hold
of that Pappy Maverick...

Colonel Maverick, please.
Telegram for a Colonel Maverick.

Did you say, "Maverick?"

Will you please,
put me down, sir?

Yes, I said,
"Maverick."

Colonel Maverick.

That's him coming down
the stairs now.

So you're another Maverick.

Take it easy, I'm here
to deliver the money

you're waiting for.

Come on,
let's have it.

There you are.

I've never been so glad to see
anyone in all my life.

This money lets me
into the biggest deal

I've ever had.
Come here.

Here. Are we in business?

We are.

Professor Reynard,
I want you to meet Mr. Maverick.

Eh, how do you do,
professor?

Maverick, I feel
so good about this

I'll ask the professor
to let you in on the deal.

No objections, monsieur.

Provided, of course,
you have some money.

Hold it, boys, what deal are you
so willing to allow me to enter?

You see this little box
of the professor's?

Yeah.

You wouldn't
believe it, Maverick.

But this is a machine
for making diamonds.

- Diamonds?
- Yeah.

Fast as you can turn
the crank on.

Bart, a machine
for making diamonds.

We have $2000.
Let's buy in.

Gentlemen, I'm afraid your
proposition doesn't interest me.

But don't say I didn't
give you the chance.

No. I wouldn't say that.

Uh...uh.

For heaven's sake,
won't you ever learn?

The money making machine
is bad enough

but when you fall for one
that makes diamonds..

If it's a con game,
why didn't you warn Cannonball?

'Cause he's a big boy.
He can take care of himself.

You could've
looked at the machine.

I don't have to look
to know it's phony.

Besides, I've got other
things to worry about.

That's right!

What if Ed Murphy finds out
your machine is a phony?

I'm not worried
about him.

He wouldn't operate that
till we're safely out of town.

There's a half hour
before train time.

Keep an eye my bag,
I'll be back soon.

I still think we ought to check
in on that diamond machine.

You stop thinking
and stay right here.

- Alright.
- Alright.

Colonel, this came in for you.
It's from New York.

- Thank you.
- 'What does it say?'

Is it from pappy?

Yeah, it's from pappy.

"I just got word of a
hot poker game in Shanghai

on my way. Bon voyage."

Glad you brought it to my
attention, colonel.

I'll keep an eye on things
while you're gone.

Government matters always
receive my undivided attention.

I'll include that in my report
to Washington, marshal.

Incidentally, I'd suggest
you go up and get acquainted

with Mr. Murphy,
right away.

I'll do that.
And thanks.

Don't mention it.

'Colonel Maverick.'

That niece of yours,
she asked me to give you this.

Thank you.

'I took the 2000

'in Professor Reynard's
diamond machine.'

'By the time you get this, I'll
be on my way to California.'

'Love, Jacqueline.'

'P.S. don't be mad,
look in the package'

There are Professor Reynard's
first samples.

A-are you alright,
colonel?

I've been taken again.

I'm cleaned. I don't even have
enough money to tip you.

Good thing I've already paid
for those train tickets.

Oh, that's quite alright, sir.

Miss Sutton took care
of me most handsomely.

I'll just bet she did,
with my money.

You better hurry up,
colonel.

Your train will be leaving
any minute now.

Yeah.

Thank you.

There he goes, boss.

He won't be back. He just
has time to make his train.

Come on.

To the machine,
for a whole month.

Hold it, Louis.

Good morning, gentlemen.
I'm Marshal Hodgekins.

Colonel Maverick told me
of his trip to Washington

and how you are
to be custodians

of the printing machine
during his absence.

Yes, I'm glad to hear that
Mr. Maverick is that thorough.

Pleased to make
your acquaintance, marshal.

Louis Latimer.

To think this machine turns out
real government currency.

Amazing.
How does it work?

Well, as Colonel Maverick
explained it to us

the status stand here
turns the brookescope here

which in turn activates
the capital armor here.

So that, when you
turn the crank

'here, the paper goes
through the regacycle'

and the stirfirmer.

I think.

Here, uh, I'll show you.

Just watch right
there, marshal

you'll see a crisp
new $20 bill being made.

I'm watching.

I guess the brookescope
must need oiling.

Boss, we've been had.

Pardon me, sir,
is this seat occupied?

Nay, take it
and be welcome.

- Thank you. Excuse me, please.
- Yes, sir.

- Thank you.
- Um-hmm.

Uh, pardon.
Is something wrong?

Oh, no, no, nothing except
that I just experienced

the most thorough cleaning

since Hercules tackled
the Augean stables.

Cleaning?
Oh, of course, yes.

It's an expression used
in the game of poker, huh?

You're familiar
with the game of poker, sir?

Yeah, I find it a most
delightful way to pass the time.

You and me here?

I feel about it exactly
the way you do.

But unfortunately, at the moment
I'm temporarily short of funds.

Oh, that's too bad.

Well, however,
I just paid $2000 for these.

- Oh, may I?
- Oh, please.

Magnificent color!

That's what I thought.

You would be willing
to sell them?

Under the circumstances,
would you say $500?

A diamond, meinherr,
is nature's great wonder.

Formed under untold
heat and pressure.

The hardest material
known to man.

Five hundred.

- Uh, and those are yours.
- Mm-hm.

You seem to know
quite a bit about diamonds.

Why not? I'm Klaus Youngblood
from Amsterdam.

Diamonds is my business.

Then you probably know how
to tell whether they're genuine?

There is one very simple test.

Watch it.

No, no, no, no, that's alright.
No, no, sir, that's..

You see?

Mm-hm.

Sweet Mortimus' mustache!
They were real.

* Who is the tall
dark stranger there *

* Maverick is the name *

* Ridin' the trail
to who knows where *

* Luck is his companion *

* Gamblin' is his game *

* Smooth as a handle
on a gun *

* Maverick is the name *

* Wild as the wind in Oregon *

* Blowin' up a canyon *

* Easier to tame *

* Riverboat
ring your bell *

* Fair thee well
Annabel *

* Luck is the lady
that he loves the best *

* Natchez to New Orleans *

* Livin' on jacks and queens *

* Maverick is a legend
of the west *

* Riverboat ring your bell *

* Fair thee well
Annabel *

* Luck is the lady
that he loves the best *

* Natchez to New Orleans *

* Livin' on jacks and queens *

* Maverick is a legend
of the west *