All language subtitles for Maverick S05E10 Marshal Maverick ENGLISH

Theo. Theo!

What is it? What can I do
for you, Mr. Mayor, honey?

In deference to the elected
candidate. Namely me.

It's only common
courtesy to dispose

of the campaign propaganda
of the defeated candidate.

Well, now, Billy only
lost in the election.

Everybody knows
he's a common criminal.

Oh! Not everyone.

Well, I voted for him
and I'll vote for him again.

Theo!

Honey, it's not political,
it's only personal.

What'll it be, young fella?

Whisky.

Marshal!

Yes, siree! I'm sure looking
forward to retiring.

Wyatt Earp can't get here soon
enough far as I'm concerned.

Yeah, marshal..

I...pump you another
hundred, Mr. Maverick.

Marshal, I'm, uh,
I'm a little short of cash.

'Uh, Marshal.'

Theo won't take down
that poster of Billy Coe.

Look, this is her place
and that poster ain't illegal.

You were saying, Maverick?

Oh, yes, well, I was, uh,
I was wondering if maybe an IOU.

Oh, no! The town's full
of your IOU's Maverick.

Now, you better win that pot.

And pay what you owe
for the boots and hat

that you charged at my store.

She's glorifying a criminal.

Theo darling,
take a look at these.

No, no, honey,
no more credit.

Are you gonna fold
or call, Maverick?

Marshal, I, uh,
I should think my horse

and saddle would cover that...

That horse ain't
gonna leave my stables

till you've paid me
for his keep.

I reckon that makes it my pot.

Uh, now, just a minute,
Marshal, uh..

I'd say that ought to
just about cover that debt.

'Gentlemen, please, a ravenous

'He'll tree the town,
he'll tear us all to pieces.'

Stop foaming, mayor.

Coe knows I'm waiting.

He ain't about
to call my hand.

Anymore than Maverick is.

Looks like the marshal
ain't gonna need

that retirement fund now.

You boys better take care
of the marshal.

Who, uh.. Who was he?

Beasley kid.

Uh-huh, now he always
was a wild one.

But what do you
suppose he was after?

- A reputation?
- Billy Coe put him up to it.

Oh! For heaven sakes!
Billy can do his own fighting.

Take it easy, Theo.

Gentlemen, I don't wanna
appear irreverent

but we do have some
unfinished business.

Yes, we certainly do.

We got to appoint a new marshal.

Form a posse and hunt
down that mad dog Coe.

Uh, gentlemen, can't this wait?

Hey! What about Maverick
for marshal?

'I mean, after all
gun handling like his'

'certainly oughta give Billy Coe
something to think about.'

Mr. Maverick,
will you be honored?

Thanks, but no thanks,
Mr. Mayor.

I'm not familiar
with that side of the law

besides you folks
are waiting for Wyatt Earp.

Well, we're waiting, yes,
but we need a marshal now.

- Billy Coe...
- Is your problem.

My problem is right here
on the poker table.

The Marshal
raised me a $100

and I called with my horse
and saddle, correct?

And I have here,
three pretty little two's.

- What does he have?
- Alright, just a minute!

Heck claimed that pot
and died intestate.

I must assume custody
until rightful ownership

is legally established.

Establish that by
merely looking at his cards.

'Impossible.'

'And speaking of custody..'

Your indebtedness and your lack

of any visible means
of support suggests vagrancy.

Mr. Mayor,
are you threatening me?

Uh-huh.

You're prepared to take me
into custody too, hmm?

Uh-huh.

Unless, I take
the job of marshal, right?

Ah!

And if I do accept the job,
do I get to see the hand?

Uh-huh.

As Marshal, it'll be part
of your, uh..

...legitimate investigation.

Uh-huh.

- If I win?
- We all win.

If I lose?

Well, Heck has no relatives..

I see no reason why part
of the money

shouldn't go
to satisfy your obligations.

Oh.

Good!

Just until
Mr. Earp arrives, agreed?

Agreed. I'll swear
you in tomorrow.

Now, meanwhile..

Fine, now you just let me see
what the marshal had.

- A straight!
- Straight?

- Straight.
- Uh, just a minute.

Come on, marshal,
I'll buy you a drink.

Oh, no! Not now! Not now!

The posse, you got
to form a posse .

For heaven's sakes!

Your posse.

Oh, uh..

Uh, anyone for joining a posse

for the purpose
of running down Billy Coe?

Uh, partner?

Nobody?

- Fine, that's splendid.
- Splendid?

Well, that's excellent strategy.

This way he'll have
to come to us.

Which I hope isn't
until Wyatt Earp gets here.

- When do you say he's due.
- In six weeks.

Six weeks?

That's right.

I'll take that drink now.

'Maverick!'

Maverick!

Up, up, up, to arms.
He's here.

Billy Coe,
he's in town, all alone.

Ow.

What do you want me to do about
it? Keep him company?

He's a killer,
he's a murderer.

You're the law, stop him

'before he runs amuck
and slaughters somebody.'

Yeah, alright, I'll go.

It's, uh, better than being
slaughtered here in this chair.

Oh, Billy.

Billy, you can't be
what they said, you can't.

You couldn't have had
Heck Thomas killed.

Now, I already told you,
if I wanted him dead

I would've shot him myself.

Now, stop thinkin' about it.

You start thinking about who you
are gonna be in this town.

Money!

Clothes from Paris, hmm-mm.

You're gonna be proud
of Billy Coe.

And I mean real proud.

Oh, honey, you're gonna run in
the next election, aren't ya?

Oh, no! I'm not
waiting that long

I'm starting right now.

Men.

Horses.

Yeah, I'll be running Abilene
before the first cattle

come up here from Texas.

'Cashin' in when 'em

And the drovers
are drunk and spendin'.'

Oh, I'm gonna make
my little pile, alright.

For the years out.

And then I'm gonna lay it
at your feet.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. You are not, because
I don't want it that way!

Baby doll..

...we both want it..

...anyway.

No. Now, you listen to me, Billy

I have told you
for a thousandth time

it can't be that way.

Oh, honey, you could
be so wonderful.

You could be
such a great leader.

But it's got to be
my way, Billy.

Please, you gotta try it my way!

Mr. Coe.

'My name is Bart Maverick.'

'Oh, Marshal Maverick

'Specialties is killing kids.'

Now, he was a man, Mr. Coe.
He murdered Heck Thomas.

Kind of ungrateful
of you, wasn't it?

- He got you the job.
- But I don't like the job.

The present is nervous,
the future is doubtful

and the pay's atrocious.

You do me a favor
and I'll do one for you.

You stay out of Abilene
for the next six weeks.

Why six weeks?

Because after six weeks you'll
be somebody else's problem.

'If you come here again
I'm gonna try to take you'

and you'll probably
try to stop me.

One of us is liable to get dead.

Could be me, and I think
that's too big an investment

to put into a six week job.

Just, why do plan to take me?

Because you are a murderer.

Bart, what're you talking about?

Beasley did that
job on your orders

so you are as guilty as he was.

'If you can prove it.'

'Well, I can.'

He didn't die instantly.
He signed a confession.

You're a liar.

Do you care to bet
your life on that?

Well, if he did..

...then he was lying.

Now, you listen to me,
Mr. Coe.

I was there after
he regained consciousness

Now, you're gonna take
that six week vacation

or am I gonna have to..

You're taking
the vacation, Maverick.

And a good long one.

'Now, we're gonna

'Gonna pick that
little old piece of paper.'

And ride out of town
and find a nice quiet spot

to dig your grave..

Get outta here, Billy Coe!

Before I kill you.

Get out!

I'll be back, Marshal Maverick.

In less than six weeks.

You were lyin', Bart.

That Beasley kid was dead
as soon as your bullet hit him.

Uh-uh.

At least now we know
who sent him.

Thanks, Theo.

Funny..

Looks like I've been playin'
against a mock debt, doesn't it.

Yeah.

By drawing on me,
Coe admitted his own guilt.

If he admitted it then
it was your solemn duty

to hold him for trail,
why didn't you do it? Why?

Would've been his word
against mine.

Theo could not have been
counted on to back me up.

If you're trying to take
him, he might've resisted

and you could've shot him.

Theo was holding a gun. She was
in a highly emotional state.

If I'd tried, she might've
turned that gun on me.

That was very selfish reasoning,
very selfish indeed.

For two cents I'd asked you
to turn in that badge.

Well, Mr. Mayor,
save your money. I resign.

Resign? What do you mean,
resign. You can't resign!

Maverick!

Maverick, stop!

Maverick!

Stop, I say.

Mr. Mayor, I've said
everything I'm gonna say.

You made a bargain and
by godfrey you're gonna keep it.

Now, if you want to spend
the next six weeks in jail you..

Will you look at that gun?

It's a buntline special. The one
they presented to Wyatt Earp.

Wyatt Earp? Oh, no!
No, he isn't due for weeks.

- How do you do, sir?
- Yes, sir, I-I'm Mayor Oliver.

Are you the dist.., uh..

the, the, the, famous, uh..

Could it be that you're
Mr. Wyatt Earp?

Some folks like to call me that.

You are! Yes! Welcome.
Welcome, Mr. Earp.

You don't know
how welcome you are, sir.

Wyatt Earp,
why it's providential.

It's unbelievable and so soon.

We didn't expect you,
for, for, for weeks.

Well, I wound up my cattle deal
a lot sooner than I thought.

Uh, you must be the
retiring, Marshal Heck Thomas.

Kinda young to be retiring,
aren't you, marshal?

That's the only thing that's on
my mind ever since they, uh..

...gave me the job,
but I'm not Heck Thomas.

His name is Maverick,
he's only temporary.

Uh, Heck Thomas was shot
in the back three days ago.

He was?

Shot in the back you say, huh?

Uh, driver,
hold that bag please.

Uh, but Maverick gunned down
the man that killed him.

Oh, he did? Well,
my compliments, Mr. Maverick.

I like to hear things like that.
Driver, you can drop it now.

Billy Coe's the real devil
around. He's a ruthless killer.

He's organizing a gang
to take over the town.

- A ruthless killer, huh?
- Yes, sir.

Maverick, men like you
are few and far between.

'I won't hear of you retiring.'

'I here now
appoint you as my deputy.'

Just a minute,
Mr. Earp, you see...

Don't thank me,
you deserve the honor.

Supposing I refuse?

Suppose you try,
Mr. Maverick.

Come in, the door is open.

Deputy, I'd like
to have a word..

I thought we had settled
all this, Maverick.

Now, I know you wouldn't draw on
somebody who wouldn't draw on

you and I won't, but as soon
as I can sell my horse

I'll be on
the first stage outta town.

Aren't you forgettin'
our little business

with Billy Coe and his gang?

That's not little business,
and it's certainly none of mine.

My ol' papi once told me,
"Son, If you don't get

while the gettin's good
you're gonna get got."

Your badge is right there
on the dresser, sir.

Self preservation.

What sins we frail mortals
commit in thy name.

Uh, well, Mr. Earp, see that's
the first law of nature.

Ah, it is, no disgrace in that,
Maverick, none what so ever.

There's a little..

- Chicken in all of us.
- Chi..

I've never confessed this but in
the shootout at the OK Corral

I was so scared of them Klentons
I actually wanted my mother.

You-your mother?

That's what you think about in
such times, mothers and children

and making the town
safe for them to live in.

Men like the Coes and Klentons,
they're beasts, Maverick.

Preyin' on defenseless
lambs and somebody's gotta

stand up to them.

- Yeah.
- And as usual.

I guess it's just gonna be me.

Yes, sir, well, uh..

Why don't you call in some
of your other deputies.

- Who?
- Well, Virg and Morg.

Holdin' down Tombstone.

Masterson.

- Busy, Virginia city.
- Well, Doc Holliday, he's...

Doc Holliday, you know
you never know where

to find little old
Doc Holliday, no.

I reckon I'll just have
to go it alone.

Well...I've done it before.

I guess I can do it again.

Maybe..

May..

Yeah, well, I..

Alright, alright,
give me back the badge.

I know this is a hustle.
If we don't protect the lambs.

We'll never get a chance
to fleece the sheep.

Now, you're my kind
of man, Maverick.

I know you'll look at it that
way. I just knew it all, oh, oh.

Well, well, now, speaking
of sheep, say I wonder

if you'd give me a loan of,
a...little poker money.

Mine hasn't caught
up with me yet.

Mr. Earp, my money
got away from me.

Well, well, well,
what do we have here?

See, that's my $20 gold piece.
That's a keep sake...

Twenty dollar gold piece,
well, with my $20.

I reckon that we're in business.

Wait a minute, Mr. Earp.
You see that's...

We're full partners, my boy.

- Yeah, but I don't...
- Half the winnings are yours.

Phew!
He's a Fast man.

Uh, what was that bet, sir?

Uh, the bet is $50, sir.

Are you calling
or folding Mr. Earp?

Call.

What do you have, sir?

Ten high.

Jack high.
Brilliant.

I guess this
is just my lucky seat.

Well, honey,
we're just gonna have

to paint your name
on it, Mr. Earp.

That's mighty decent
of you, ma'am.

Is it ma'am or uh,
is it may be miss?

Oh, it's miss.
Miss. Theodora Rush.

Well, now,
that does make it nice.

Doesn't it, Miss. Theodora Rush?

'Marshal.'

The last man to use that chair
was the late, Heck Thomas.

'Don't worry about

I've got eyes
at the back of my head.

You open, Wyatt?

Twenty dollars.

Well, uh, 20 and 20 more.

'I fold.'

Uh, not me.

'Cards, gentlemen.'

I'll take the lid.

Eh, two.

One hundred dollars, gentlemen.

Uh, without me, Marshal.

My heart just won't stand it.

Young man's got his heart
in his mouth, hasn't he?

Yes, yes he does.

Good night, gentlemen.

Game over?

I am.

Marshal, that..

...gold piece is a keep sake.

- My old papi gave it to me...
- Your gold piece.

Plus $422.

Four hundred
and twenty two dollars?

Your 50% of the
winnings, partner.

Marshal, with your luck
running like that

you should've stayed
with the game.

No. They'll run
plum outta money.

Yeah, well, I, uh, I guess
we better make the rounds.

Oh, yeah, that's why
I come out here.

I just thought I'd stretch
my legs a little.

Mighty peaceable, isn't it?

Yeah.

A little too peaceful.

You know, Maverick,
you've got the makings

of a very fine law man

Of course, all you need
is a little experience.

I guess you're worrying
about me, huh, partner?

Well, don't.

I ain't no glory grabber.

If Coe does come,
I won't hog him.

I knew you'd be relieved.

Well Marshal, we better
take a look around the back.

Yeah, good idea.

You look around the back and
I'll check across the street.

Yeah.

O-o-oh, this..

Oh, doggone it,
I get so sick of this cannon.

Can't get it out
of this holster.

Maybe this will work now. Ow!

Hold it there, Earp!

My name is Coe,
Billy Coe.

Billy Coe?

Maverick!

Keep your deputy outta this.

Let's just make this you and me.

I, I promised him...first crack.

Top man first.
Draw, Wyatt.

No, hold it, my-my gun isn't..

I-I said hold it!

I-I can't keep my...oh.

I'm backing
you up, Wyatt.

Amazing!

Cover me, Wyatt!

Move out!

That was nice
shooting, Wyatt.

You knocked the hat right
off the top of my head.

Oh, that Wyatt Earp.

If hadn't seen it coming,
I never could've ducked it.

Seemed to shoot kinda high.

Well, I'm not complaining,
partner.

Who is he, anyway?

Well, that's Pinto kid.

He could've killed us

and we wouldn't have known
what was going on.

'Wonder who got him.'

Alright now, who could've
shot him anyway? Ah?

Who? Who shot him?

Well, that's funny,
you asking that.

Yeah, I'm asking who shot him?

Oh, you did, you know you did.

Me?

I mean uh, I do? Did?

Modest as he is brave, and that
was no lie about having eyes

at the back of his head.

'Ladies and gentlemen,

'I saw Wyatt Earp shoot down
the Pinto kid

'without even aiming.'

'And with Maverick here
caught betwixt so close'

'to the line of fire that the
bullet took his hat right off.'

I tell you,
I call that shooting.

Well, Wyatt why didn't
you tell me?

Well, you were so busy
fighting and..

You're modest. I told you,
just blushing modest.

Well now, looks like
somebody's gonna have

to buy Deputy Marshal, Maverick
here a new hat.

Ha, Mr. Maverick,
it'll be my pleasure.

No, no, I think the mayor
ought to buy Maverick a new hat.

And I'm gonna buy drinks
all round.

In honor of the best marshal
whoever backed up a town.

Come on, everybody.

He draws ten side straights
and makes 'em.

I don't know.

And the mayor, the mayor
keeps yelling for Wyatt

to send for his deputies,
and that ain't all.

I'm tell you, Billy.
Theo's in love with him.

With a lawman? You're loco.

Theo wants the town
as bad as we do.

- Billy.
- Keno.

- Did you find the herds?
- Just a mile back.

That close, huh?

They're waverly,
hardly any winner.

Well, with the three boys
we got riding in..

...we're ready
to move on Wednesday.

- Wednesday?
- In the morning.

I'll PTO right in ahead.
He'll take care of Earp.

And you and Theo
are gonna help him.

- How?
- Like I tell you how.

But I tell you, Billy,
you can't trust Theo.

But, you're gonna
tell her I trust her.

And you're gonna tell her
that if I find out I'm wrong..

And Billy says,
if he find out he's wrong

he'll bore a little hole
right between your eyes.

Well, what would Billy
like me to do?

Just invite Earp in here
for breakfast this morning.

It'll be his last one.

You won't have to worry
about anything more than that.

Well that, Billy Coe.

He's just getting clever and
clever all the time, ain't he?

Oh, he's been pretty smart
on this one.

Well, good morning,
Miss Theodora.

I was wondering if you'd join me
downstairs for a cup of coffee.

- Ooh, what do we have here?
- Uh, coffee.

Uh, I just brought it up,
it's nice and hot.

Oh, excellent.
May I join you?

Well, of course, Wyatt,
it'd be my pleasure.

I'll make sure you're
not disturbed, marshal.

Yeah, please do that.

Miss Theodora..

...may I propose that we
set ourselves upon the couch?

Oh, of course, Wyatt.

During a sleepless night..

...I determined there's
something I gotta tell you.

Oh, Well Wyatt, that can wait.

There's something
a great deal more important

and urgent that I must tell you.

More important than us?

Well, as matter of fact
it's a matter of life..

Wyatt!

My love, my angel,
my world...

You've got to get out,
you've gotta get out!

'You care, I know you care!'

Oh, Wyatt!

Oh now, don't fight it,
my love, my sweet.

Wyatt, you've gotta get out.

Oh, there's no need
to fight it, my sweet...

Oh!

They are trying to kill you,
Billy Coe and his gang.

They're taking over the town.

Billy Coe and his gang.

Maverick!

Maverick!

Maverick!

Maverick!

Everyone, listen!

Billy Coe is coming!

Get the firearms!
Everybody get your firearms.

'Billy Coe is coming,

'Come back!'

Theo's double crossed us, tell
Keno and the others to hold off.

'Come back here.

Maverick!

- What is it? What is it?
- Billy Coe is coming...

When is he
supposed to get here?

Maverick!

Amazing!

Earp!

'Wyatt!'

I'm calling you out, Earp!
Head on, just you and me.

'3 o' clock sharp.'

And I'm gonna give you
back your gun.

A bullet and a time.

And the last one
for your girlfriend.

Oh, Wyatt!

Oh, Mr. Earp, I never saw
such a whirlwind.

Such a man for ducking
the sickle of death.

Well, folks, the real hero of
this battle wasn't Wyatt Earp.

No sir, it was,
Bart Maverick, here.

Appears we owe him
another new hat.

You keep this up, Wyatt,
and it'll be a new head.

Yeah, he was everywhere.

Covering me from every angle.

No reward is too great,
no praise too high.

I'm telling you friends
much as I hunger and ache

to take up the challenge
that Billy Coe flung down at me.

I think the honor
ought to go to..

Now, you know it, Wyatt.
Billy Coe chose you.

I know, but,
he took my gun.

My buntline special.

You're gonna get that gun back.

I will?

At 3 o' clock.

Well..

You see that gun's balance
just isn't the same

as that ol' buntline
special of mine.

Wyatt, I, uh, I know you face
dozens of men in shootouts

and I know you cleaned up
Dodge City, but uh...how?

How do you think?
With a broom.

I think you'd do better with
the broom than with that gun.

Now you listen to me,
Deputy Marshal, Maverick.

When I was shooting it out
in dodge City, I..

I...I'll see you later,
Maverick.

- Going somewhere, mister?
- Just who do you think you are?

Ask him?

Wyatt Earp.

Dog goner, Mr. Earp.

Why couldn't you stay away
as long as you were supposed to?

When I hear about some
two bit, tin horn, bun starter

going around passing
himself off as me?

I knew there was something
cock-eyed about him, but..

Oh, sweet Mortimer's mustache.

I brought no shame to your name,
Mr. Earp. Did I, Maverick?

Somehow or another,
he didn't, Mr. Earp.

In case you're
wondering what happened

to your Buntline special,
the one I borrowed from you.

Well, where is it?

BillyCoe, he ran away
with it, sorta.

Something funny about
that, Maverick?

Well, in a way, Mr. Earp, You
see, Billy Coe did steal a gun

but he promised to return it.

'Matter of fact he's
coming back to town'

at 3 o' clock this afternoon
for a stand-up shoot out with..

...with Wyatt Earp.

No.

I ought to let him kill you.

And then arrest him
for your murder.

Maverick.

You almost got me twice, I don't
even know why I'm feeling sorry.

Who are you? How did you end up
getting into such a fool thing?

Yeah! Who in blazes are you?

My name is Archibald Walker.

Doesn't mean anything to
either one of you, does it?

- Is it supposed to?
- Well, no.

You've seen me,
you've talked to me.

I was a bartender at Laramie?

I stood in front of you
when you wrote your telegram

saying that you couldn't make
it here in less than six weeks.

Oh, you don't remember.

I can't remember every
Tom, Dick and Harry.

Tom, Dick, and Harry,
and Archie.

Nobody ever does, bet
if somebody took my picture

nothing will
show up on the plate.

Well, what made you pick on me?

Because you're
somebody, Mr. Earp.

Folks fear you.

They love you,
they respect you.

And they remember you.

'And you feel it,
and you know it.'

I tried to steal some of that.

Just six weeks.

Pulled it off too.

Even got a pretty girl
to fall in love with me.

Yeah, the prettiest one in town.

Hmm, borrowed my personality
for your romances, huh?

Oh, no, no, just to know
that I was alive.

Just a little while.

In this little time,
I've lived more than..

...more than my whole life
as Archibald Walker.

And jeopardized
the life of this town.

And that of your
own deputy to do it.

And what about mine?

I don't know.

Mr. Earp, when I was you..

...I seem
to know all the answers.

'I did.'

But now, it's..

Yeah well, the answer
to this one is that

I got a 50-50 chance of becoming
a corpse at 3 o' clock.

'Cause you
wanted to live a little.'

I'll take Billy Coe.

You'll what?

Why, you couldn't hit
Billy Coe's grandmother

if you aimed
at the moon and tripped.

You're not taking anything
but the first stage outta here.

There's one leaving
at 2:45 this afternoon.

- Good. See that he's on it.
- Yes, sir.

But not before he gets
rid of those sideburns

and has that moustache trimmed.

Look, you, you try being me
one more time..

...and I'll put
so many holes in you

you won't know
where to bleed first.

Uh, he's off
to the barbershop, sir.

Who is it?

It's Wya..

It's me, Miss Theodora.

Oh, Wyatt.

Just a minute, honey.
I'll be right there.

It's for you, Wyatt.
Do you like it?

Yes, Miss Theodora.
I like it very much.

What's the matter, honey?
Is something wrong?

I regret it more than anything
I've ever done in my life.

Miss Theodora,
I'm not Wyatt Earp.

My name is Archibald Walker.

Archibald Walker?

Why're you posing
as Wyatt Earp?

Well, that's something
I only hope I can explain.

May I come in, please?

Oh, well, of course you can,
honey. Come right in.

You see as myself,
I'm nothing.

I'm the epitome of a cypher.

The hole in the donut.

Oh, no Wyatt.

You're the most..

Wyatt. You see?

You forgot my name already.

Right back where I started from.

A drop in the bucket.

Bristle in a shaving brush.

I'm leaving town, Miss Theodora.

Are you gonna leave
me here for Billy Coe?

Are you?

There's nothing I can do.

I-I have to, Miss Theodora.

Well?

I told her.

Good.
Go get your haircut.

Sit right down,
Mr. Earp, sir.

I'm not Wyatt Earp.

Ha, ha, Yeah, and I'm not
Elkins, the barber.

Just a minute,
you better pay attention

to the gentleman
because he's not Wyatt Earp.

'Breathe a word of that to
a living soul before he leaves'

'it's liable
to be your last breath.'

I'm gonna pick up your
suit and that ticket.

Hey, you looking to get
your head blown off?

- Doc!
- Maverick!

- Phew
- What are you doing in town?

- What're you doing in town?
- And what is this, marshal?

That is a long story.
Say how long you gonna be here?

Long enough to get a shave and a
bath, catch the stage from here.

'Too bad, we could've

I got some work to take care,
See you later.

Bart, you've always been
a friend in need, correct?

Well now, there's a young lady,
following me on the next stage

name of as Cathy Jones.

Pretty young thing,
I'll wager.

- Oh, Yes.
- The problem?

A Few. At this point
I'm a little bit too young

to get married, so if you'd
indicate to her that I've exit

'to the other side of town.'

- I see.
- Mmm.

Well, anything for a friend.

Doc, I've got to take care
of things, I'll see you later.

Got a bath in the back?

Well, yes sir, plenty of hot
water and spanking clean towels.

Yes, sir.

Chair better be empty
when I return.

Oh it will be, doctor.
Yes sir, it..

Phew.

That man sure has
got himself a temper.

Are you gonna leave

Are you?

There's nothing I can do.

Hey, barber.

When you get down
to the mustache

will you trim it kinda close?

You know, like Doc Holliday.

- Hey, Billy.
- What?

Doc Holliday is in town.
He'll be backing Earp's play.

Wyatt! Wyatt Earp, he's here.

Billy Coe, he's here.

He's here.
Get out.

- He's here.
- Move on, quick.

'Wyatt? Wyatt Earp?

'Wyatt? Wyatt Earp?
Billy Coe is here.'

'Billy Coe is here.'

Wyatt? Wyatt Earp?
Billy Coe is here.

'Wyatt, Wyatt Earp.'

'Wyatt Earp!

'Wyatt Earp!
Billy Coe is here.'

Wyatt, Wyatt Earp!
Billy...

Sir, you're yelling for me?

You? Don't be silly.
Wyatt! Wyatt Earp!

Billy Coe is here.

Doc wha..?
Oh, it's you again.

Inside Earp, unless you're
prepared to have ya head blown.

Oh.

My quarrel's with Earp,
Holliday, not you.

I handle all of Wyatt
small fights, Coe.

No, wait!

Theo, why don't you
do something to stop, Arch?

- He's gonna get himself killed.
- How?

Now, the bubblehead's
decided he's, Doc Holliday

and he's walking toward
Billy Coe this minute.

Oh, but he can't. I love him.

Decide which one
you love, I better go.

Anytime you're ready,
big man.

Oh!

Amazing, simply amazing.

Oh!

Oh.

- Wyatt, it's all over.
- Oh, he got me.

No, you got him, look.

Oh, honey, you wonderful,
wonderful man, you.

Doctor Holliday, you are..

Why it's you, Marshal Earp,
I should've known.

Never in this town,
this day, this country

was there ever
the equal to Wyatt Earp.

No, no, no, once again we owe
much to Mr. Maverick here.

If he hadn't gotten this man..
Oh, thank you.

...I never would've gotten Coe.

Yeah, I seem to recognize
this technique.

That's the trick
shot you taught me.

I know. It is mine.
Wyatt Earp's.

You see, I'm, uh..

You're who?

If I ever hear of you
going about the country

impersonating me again,
I shall...

Doc, honey, if he hadn't, you'd
have never missed the stage.

He brought us together again.

- That's exactly what I mean.
- Now you stop bullying him.

He's a better man than you are.

No, don't say that.
No, hon, I'm nothing.

- I'm just a hole in the donut.
- Listen, Doc.

Just simmer down, I admit
Archie may have his faults

but the stage
is ready to leave.

Turning this lizard free is like

doubling the population
of the whole country.

Oh, no, it isn't.
I mean, I won't.

I'll never do this again
as long as I live.

I'm cured,
I'm absolutely cured.

That's what you told me you
quick-change artist. Now, gid.

Bart, I don't know how many
times you've saved my life..

...how many times to thank you.

Now, you just be yourself,
Archie, you remember that.

I will, never mind,
I will, alright.

Miss Theodora.

Goodbye, Wyatt.

No, I mean, Doc darling.

I mean, Archie.

'You don't hate me?'

Hate you?

Oh, what for?

For loving me?

For risking your life for me?

For being the only man
in my whole life

who ever called me
Miss Theodora?

Archie, you write to me
and you tell me where you are.

And I'm gonna sell the place and
as soon as I can, I'll be there.

You write to me,
you wait for me.

Goodbye.

'Goodbye.'

'Hiya!'

Remember, Archie,
you be yourself!

Well, gentlemen, now that
that's over, I have the cards

if you have the inclination.

Oh, no, it can't be.

'Ah, my name's Golden,
Tom Golden.'

This is Clam Adams.
Uh, what do we call you, sir?

Maverick, sir.

Bart Maverick.

And, uh, how would
you gentlemen feel

about a little game of poker?

* Who is the tall
dark stranger there *

* Maverick is the name *

* Riding the trail
to who knows where *

* Luck is his companion *

* Gambling is his game *

* Smooth as the handle
on a gun *

* Maverick is the name *

* Wild as the wind in Oregon *

* Blowing up a canyon *

* Easier to tame *

* Riverboat ring your bell *

* Fare thee well Annabel *

* Luck is the lady
that he loves the best *

* Natchez to New Orleans *

* Living on jacks and queens *

* Maverick is a legend
of the west *

* Riverboat ring your bell
Fare thee well Annabel *

* Luck is the lady
that he loves the best *

* Natchez to New Orleans *

* Living on jacks and queens *

* Maverick is a legend
of the west *