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Theo. Theo!

What is it? What can I do for you, Mr. Mayor, honey?

In deference to the elected candidate. Namely me.

It's only common courtesy to dispose

of the campaign propaganda of the defeated candidate.

Well, now, Billy only lost in the election.

Everybody knows he's a common criminal.

Oh! Not everyone.

Well, I voted for him and I'll vote for him again.

Theo!

Honey, it's not political, it's only personal.

What'll it be, young fella?

Whisky.

Marshal!

Yes, siree! I'm sure looking forward to retiring.

Wyatt Earp can't get here soon enough far as I'm concerned.

Yeah, marshal..

I...pump you another hundred, Mr. Maverick.

Marshal, I'm, uh, I'm a little short of cash.

'Uh, Marshal.'

Theo won't take down that poster of Billy Coe.

Look, this is her place and that poster ain't illegal.

You were saying, Maverick?

Oh, yes, well, I was, uh, I was wondering if maybe an IOU.

Oh, no! The town's full of your IOU's Maverick.

Now, you better win that pot.

And pay what you owe for the boots and hat

that you charged at my store.

She's glorifying a criminal.

Theo darling, take a look at these.

No, no, honey, no more credit.

Are you gonna fold or call, Maverick?

Marshal, I, uh, I should think my horse

and saddle would cover that...

That horse ain't gonna leave my stables

till you've paid me for his keep.

I reckon that makes it my pot.

Uh, now, just a minute, Marshal, uh..

I'd say that ought to just about cover that debt.

'Gentlemen, please, a ravenous

'He'll tree the town, he'll tear us all to pieces.'

Stop foaming, mayor.

Coe knows I'm waiting.

He ain't about to call my hand.

Anymore than Maverick is.

Looks like the marshal ain't gonna need

that retirement fund now.

You boys better take care of the marshal.

Who, uh.. Who was he?

Beasley kid.

Uh-huh, now he always was a wild one.

But what do you suppose he was after?

- A reputation? - Billy Coe put him up to it.

Oh! For heaven sakes! Billy can do his own fighting.

Take it easy, Theo.

Gentlemen, I don't wanna appear irreverent

but we do have some unfinished business.

Yes, we certainly do.

We got to appoint a new marshal.

Form a posse and hunt down that mad dog Coe.

Uh, gentlemen, can't this wait?

Hey! What about Maverick for marshal?

'I mean, after all gun handling like his'

'certainly oughta give Billy Coe something to think about.'

Mr. Maverick, will you be honored?

Thanks, but no thanks, Mr. Mayor.

I'm not familiar with that side of the law

besides you folks are waiting for Wyatt Earp.

Well, we're waiting, yes, but we need a marshal now.

- Billy Coe... - Is your problem.

My problem is right here on the poker table.

The Marshal raised me a $100

and I called with my horse and saddle, correct?

And I have here, three pretty little two's.

- What does he have? - Alright, just a minute!

Heck claimed that pot and died intestate.

I must assume custody until rightful ownership

is legally established.

Establish that by merely looking at his cards.

'Impossible.'

'And speaking of custody..'

Your indebtedness and your lack

of any visible means of support suggests vagrancy.

Mr. Mayor, are you threatening me?

Uh-huh.

You're prepared to take me into custody too, hmm?

Uh-huh.

Unless, I take the job of marshal, right?

Ah!

And if I do accept the job, do I get to see the hand?

Uh-huh.

As Marshal, it'll be part of your, uh..

...legitimate investigation.

Uh-huh.

- If I win? - We all win.

If I lose?

Well, Heck has no relatives..

I see no reason why part of the money

shouldn't go to satisfy your obligations.

Oh.

Good!

Just until Mr. Earp arrives, agreed?

Agreed. I'll swear you in tomorrow.

Now, meanwhile..

Fine, now you just let me see what the marshal had.

- A straight! - Straight?

- Straight. - Uh, just a minute.

Come on, marshal, I'll buy you a drink.

Oh, no! Not now! Not now!

The posse, you got to form a posse .

For heaven's sakes!

Your posse.

Oh, uh..

Uh, anyone for joining a posse

for the purpose of running down Billy Coe?

Uh, partner?

Nobody?

- Fine, that's splendid. - Splendid?

Well, that's excellent strategy.

This way he'll have to come to us.

Which I hope isn't until Wyatt Earp gets here.

- When do you say he's due. - In six weeks.

Six weeks?

That's right.

I'll take that drink now.

'Maverick!'

Maverick!

Up, up, up, to arms. He's here.

Billy Coe, he's in town, all alone.

Ow.

What do you want me to do about it? Keep him company?

He's a killer, he's a murderer.

You're the law, stop him

'before he runs amuck and slaughters somebody.'

Yeah, alright, I'll go.

It's, uh, better than being slaughtered here in this chair.

Oh, Billy.

Billy, you can't be what they said, you can't.

You couldn't have had Heck Thomas killed.

Now, I already told you, if I wanted him dead

I would've shot him myself.

Now, stop thinkin' about it.

You start thinking about who you are gonna be in this town.

Money!

Clothes from Paris, hmm-mm.

You're gonna be proud of Billy Coe.

And I mean real proud.

Oh, honey, you're gonna run in the next election, aren't ya?

Oh, no! I'm not waiting that long

I'm starting right now.

Men.

Horses.

Yeah, I'll be running Abilene before the first cattle

come up here from Texas.

'Cashin' in when 'em

And the drovers are drunk and spendin'.'

Oh, I'm gonna make my little pile, alright.

For the years out.

And then I'm gonna lay it at your feet.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. You are not, because I don't want it that way!

Baby doll..

...we both want it..

...anyway.

No. Now, you listen to me, Billy

I have told you for a thousandth time

it can't be that way.

Oh, honey, you could be so wonderful.

You could be such a great leader.

But it's got to be my way, Billy.

Please, you gotta try it my way!

Mr. Coe.

'My name is Bart Maverick.'

'Oh, Marshal Maverick

'Specialties is killing kids.'

Now, he was a man, Mr. Coe. He murdered Heck Thomas.

Kind of ungrateful of you, wasn't it?

- He got you the job. - But I don't like the job.

The present is nervous, the future is doubtful

and the pay's atrocious.

You do me a favor and I'll do one for you.

You stay out of Abilene for the next six weeks.

Why six weeks?

Because after six weeks you'll be somebody else's problem.

'If you come here again I'm gonna try to take you'

and you'll probably try to stop me.

One of us is liable to get dead.

Could be me, and I think that's too big an investment

to put into a six week job.

Just, why do plan to take me?

Because you are a murderer.

Bart, what're you talking about?

Beasley did that job on your orders

so you are as guilty as he was.

'If you can prove it.'

'Well, I can.'

He didn't die instantly. He signed a confession.

You're a liar.

Do you care to bet your life on that?

Well, if he did..

...then he was lying.

Now, you listen to me, Mr. Coe.

I was there after he regained consciousness

Now, you're gonna take that six week vacation

or am I gonna have to..

You're taking the vacation, Maverick.

And a good long one.

'Now, we're gonna

'Gonna pick that little old piece of paper.'

And ride out of town and find a nice quiet spot

to dig your grave..

Get outta here, Billy Coe!

Before I kill you.

Get out!

I'll be back, Marshal Maverick.

In less than six weeks.

You were lyin', Bart.

That Beasley kid was dead as soon as your bullet hit him.

Uh-uh.

At least now we know who sent him.

Thanks, Theo.

Funny..

Looks like I've been playin' against a mock debt, doesn't it.

Yeah.

By drawing on me, Coe admitted his own guilt.

If he admitted it then it was your solemn duty

to hold him for trail, why didn't you do it? Why?

Would've been his word against mine.

Theo could not have been counted on to back me up.

If you're trying to take him, he might've resisted

and you could've shot him.

Theo was holding a gun. She was in a highly emotional state.

If I'd tried, she might've turned that gun on me.

That was very selfish reasoning, very selfish indeed.

For two cents I'd asked you to turn in that badge.

Well, Mr. Mayor, save your money. I resign.

Resign? What do you mean, resign. You can't resign!

Maverick!

Maverick, stop!

Maverick!

Stop, I say.

Mr. Mayor, I've said everything I'm gonna say.

You made a bargain and by godfrey you're gonna keep it.

Now, if you want to spend the next six weeks in jail you..

Will you look at that gun?

It's a buntline special. The one they presented to Wyatt Earp.

Wyatt Earp? Oh, no! No, he isn't due for weeks.

- How do you do, sir? - Yes, sir, I-I'm Mayor Oliver.

Are you the dist.., uh..

the, the, the, famous, uh..

Could it be that you're Mr. Wyatt Earp?

Some folks like to call me that.

You are! Yes! Welcome. Welcome, Mr. Earp.

You don't know how welcome you are, sir.

Wyatt Earp, why it's providential.

It's unbelievable and so soon.

We didn't expect you, for, for, for weeks.

Well, I wound up my cattle deal a lot sooner than I thought.

Uh, you must be the retiring, Marshal Heck Thomas.

Kinda young to be retiring, aren't you, marshal?

That's the only thing that's on my mind ever since they, uh..

...gave me the job, but I'm not Heck Thomas.

His name is Maverick, he's only temporary.

Uh, Heck Thomas was shot in the back three days ago.

He was?

Shot in the back you say, huh?

Uh, driver, hold that bag please.

Uh, but Maverick gunned down the man that killed him.

Oh, he did? Well, my compliments, Mr. Maverick.

I like to hear things like that. Driver, you can drop it now.

Billy Coe's the real devil around. He's a ruthless killer.

He's organizing a gang to take over the town.

- A ruthless killer, huh? - Yes, sir.

Maverick, men like you are few and far between.

'I won't hear of you retiring.'

'I here now appoint you as my deputy.'

Just a minute, Mr. Earp, you see...

Don't thank me, you deserve the honor.

Supposing I refuse?

Suppose you try, Mr. Maverick.

Come in, the door is open.

Deputy, I'd like to have a word..

I thought we had settled all this, Maverick.

Now, I know you wouldn't draw on somebody who wouldn't draw on

you and I won't, but as soon as I can sell my horse

I'll be on the first stage outta town.

Aren't you forgettin' our little business

with Billy Coe and his gang?

That's not little business, and it's certainly none of mine.

My ol' papi once told me, "Son, If you don't get

while the gettin's good you're gonna get got."

Your badge is right there on the dresser, sir.

Self preservation.

What sins we frail mortals commit in thy name.

Uh, well, Mr. Earp, see that's the first law of nature.

Ah, it is, no disgrace in that, Maverick, none what so ever.

There's a little..

- Chicken in all of us. - Chi..

I've never confessed this but in the shootout at the OK Corral

I was so scared of them Klentons I actually wanted my mother.

You-your mother?

That's what you think about in such times, mothers and children

and making the town safe for them to live in.

Men like the Coes and Klentons, they're beasts, Maverick.

Preyin' on defenseless lambs and somebody's gotta

stand up to them.

- Yeah. - And as usual.

I guess it's just gonna be me.

Yes, sir, well, uh..

Why don't you call in some of your other deputies.

- Who? - Well, Virg and Morg.

Holdin' down Tombstone.

Masterson.

- Busy, Virginia city. - Well, Doc Holliday, he's...

Doc Holliday, you know you never know where

to find little old Doc Holliday, no.

I reckon I'll just have to go it alone.

Well...I've done it before.

I guess I can do it again.

Maybe..

May..

Yeah, well, I..

Alright, alright, give me back the badge.

I know this is a hustle. If we don't protect the lambs.

We'll never get a chance to fleece the sheep.

Now, you're my kind of man, Maverick.

I know you'll look at it that way. I just knew it all, oh, oh.

Well, well, now, speaking of sheep, say I wonder

if you'd give me a loan of, a...little poker money.

Mine hasn't caught up with me yet.

Mr. Earp, my money got away from me.

Well, well, well, what do we have here?

See, that's my $20 gold piece. That's a keep sake...

Twenty dollar gold piece, well, with my $20.

I reckon that we're in business.

Wait a minute, Mr. Earp. You see that's...

We're full partners, my boy.

- Yeah, but I don't... - Half the winnings are yours.

Phew! He's a Fast man.

Uh, what was that bet, sir?

Uh, the bet is $50, sir.

Are you calling or folding Mr. Earp?

Call.

What do you have, sir?

Ten high.

Jack high. Brilliant.

I guess this is just my lucky seat.

Well, honey, we're just gonna have

to paint your name on it, Mr. Earp.

That's mighty decent of you, ma'am.

Is it ma'am or uh, is it may be miss?

Oh, it's miss. Miss. Theodora Rush.

Well, now, that does make it nice.

Doesn't it, Miss. Theodora Rush?

'Marshal.'

The last man to use that chair was the late, Heck Thomas.

'Don't worry about

I've got eyes at the back of my head.

You open, Wyatt?

Twenty dollars.

Well, uh, 20 and 20 more.

'I fold.'

Uh, not me.

'Cards, gentlemen.'

I'll take the lid.

Eh, two.

One hundred dollars, gentlemen.

Uh, without me, Marshal.

My heart just won't stand it.

Young man's got his heart in his mouth, hasn't he?

Yes, yes he does.

Good night, gentlemen.

Game over?

I am.

Marshal, that..

...gold piece is a keep sake.

- My old papi gave it to me... - Your gold piece.

Plus $422.

Four hundred and twenty two dollars?

Your 50% of the winnings, partner.

Marshal, with your luck running like that

you should've stayed with the game.

No. They'll run plum outta money.

Yeah, well, I, uh, I guess we better make the rounds.

Oh, yeah, that's why I come out here.

I just thought I'd stretch my legs a little.

Mighty peaceable, isn't it?

Yeah.

A little too peaceful.

You know, Maverick, you've got the makings

of a very fine law man

Of course, all you need is a little experience.

I guess you're worrying about me, huh, partner?

Well, don't.

I ain't no glory grabber.

If Coe does come, I won't hog him.

I knew you'd be relieved.

Well Marshal, we better take a look around the back.

Yeah, good idea.

You look around the back and I'll check across the street.

Yeah.

O-o-oh, this..

Oh, doggone it, I get so sick of this cannon.

Can't get it out of this holster.

Maybe this will work now. Ow!

Hold it there, Earp!

My name is Coe, Billy Coe.

Billy Coe?

Maverick!

Keep your deputy outta this.

Let's just make this you and me.

I, I promised him...first crack.

Top man first. Draw, Wyatt.

No, hold it, my-my gun isn't..

I-I said hold it!

I-I can't keep my...oh.

I'm backing you up, Wyatt.

Amazing!

Cover me, Wyatt!

Move out!

That was nice shooting, Wyatt.

You knocked the hat right off the top of my head.

Oh, that Wyatt Earp.

If hadn't seen it coming, I never could've ducked it.

Seemed to shoot kinda high.

Well, I'm not complaining, partner.

Who is he, anyway?

Well, that's Pinto kid.

He could've killed us

and we wouldn't have known what was going on.

'Wonder who got him.'

Alright now, who could've shot him anyway? Ah?

Who? Who shot him?

Well, that's funny, you asking that.

Yeah, I'm asking who shot him?

Oh, you did, you know you did.

Me?

I mean uh, I do? Did?

Modest as he is brave, and that was no lie about having eyes

at the back of his head.

'Ladies and gentlemen,

'I saw Wyatt Earp shoot down the Pinto kid

'without even aiming.'

'And with Maverick here caught betwixt so close'

'to the line of fire that the bullet took his hat right off.'

I tell you, I call that shooting.

Well, Wyatt why didn't you tell me?

Well, you were so busy fighting and..

You're modest. I told you, just blushing modest.

Well now, looks like somebody's gonna have

to buy Deputy Marshal, Maverick here a new hat.

Ha, Mr. Maverick, it'll be my pleasure.

No, no, I think the mayor ought to buy Maverick a new hat.

And I'm gonna buy drinks all round.

In honor of the best marshal whoever backed up a town.

Come on, everybody.

He draws ten side straights and makes 'em.

I don't know.

And the mayor, the mayor keeps yelling for Wyatt

to send for his deputies, and that ain't all.

I'm tell you, Billy. Theo's in love with him.

With a lawman? You're loco.

Theo wants the town as bad as we do.

- Billy. - Keno.

- Did you find the herds? - Just a mile back.

That close, huh?

They're waverly, hardly any winner.

Well, with the three boys we got riding in..

...we're ready to move on Wednesday.

- Wednesday? - In the morning.

I'll PTO right in ahead. He'll take care of Earp.

And you and Theo are gonna help him.

- How? - Like I tell you how.

But I tell you, Billy, you can't trust Theo.

But, you're gonna tell her I trust her.

And you're gonna tell her that if I find out I'm wrong..

And Billy says, if he find out he's wrong

he'll bore a little hole right between your eyes.

Well, what would Billy like me to do?

Just invite Earp in here for breakfast this morning.

It'll be his last one.

You won't have to worry about anything more than that.

Well that, Billy Coe.

He's just getting clever and clever all the time, ain't he?

Oh, he's been pretty smart on this one.

Well, good morning, Miss Theodora.

I was wondering if you'd join me downstairs for a cup of coffee.

- Ooh, what do we have here? - Uh, coffee.

Uh, I just brought it up, it's nice and hot.

Oh, excellent. May I join you?

Well, of course, Wyatt, it'd be my pleasure.

I'll make sure you're not disturbed, marshal.

Yeah, please do that.

Miss Theodora..

...may I propose that we set ourselves upon the couch?

Oh, of course, Wyatt.

During a sleepless night..

...I determined there's something I gotta tell you.

Oh, Well Wyatt, that can wait.

There's something a great deal more important

and urgent that I must tell you.

More important than us?

Well, as matter of fact it's a matter of life..

Wyatt!

My love, my angel, my world...

You've got to get out, you've gotta get out!

'You care, I know you care!'

Oh, Wyatt!

Oh now, don't fight it, my love, my sweet.

Wyatt, you've gotta get out.

Oh, there's no need to fight it, my sweet...

Oh!

They are trying to kill you, Billy Coe and his gang.

They're taking over the town.

Billy Coe and his gang.

Maverick!

Maverick!

Maverick!

Maverick!

Everyone, listen!

Billy Coe is coming!

Get the firearms! Everybody get your firearms.

'Billy Coe is coming,

'Come back!'

Theo's double crossed us, tell Keno and the others to hold off.

'Come back here.

Maverick!

- What is it? What is it? - Billy Coe is coming...

When is he supposed to get here?

Maverick!

Amazing!

Earp!

'Wyatt!'

I'm calling you out, Earp! Head on, just you and me.

'3 o' clock sharp.'

And I'm gonna give you back your gun.

A bullet and a time.

And the last one for your girlfriend.

Oh, Wyatt!

Oh, Mr. Earp, I never saw such a whirlwind.

Such a man for ducking the sickle of death.

Well, folks, the real hero of this battle wasn't Wyatt Earp.

No sir, it was, Bart Maverick, here.

Appears we owe him another new hat.

You keep this up, Wyatt, and it'll be a new head.

Yeah, he was everywhere.

Covering me from every angle.

No reward is too great, no praise too high.

I'm telling you friends much as I hunger and ache

to take up the challenge that Billy Coe flung down at me.

I think the honor ought to go to..

Now, you know it, Wyatt. Billy Coe chose you.

I know, but, he took my gun.

My buntline special.

You're gonna get that gun back.

I will?

At 3 o' clock.

Well..

You see that gun's balance just isn't the same

as that ol' buntline special of mine.

Wyatt, I, uh, I know you face dozens of men in shootouts

and I know you cleaned up Dodge City, but uh...how?

How do you think? With a broom.

I think you'd do better with the broom than with that gun.

Now you listen to me, Deputy Marshal, Maverick.

When I was shooting it out in dodge City, I..

I...I'll see you later, Maverick.

- Going somewhere, mister? - Just who do you think you are?

Ask him?

Wyatt Earp.

Dog goner, Mr. Earp.

Why couldn't you stay away as long as you were supposed to?

When I hear about some two bit, tin horn, bun starter

going around passing himself off as me?

I knew there was something cock-eyed about him, but..

Oh, sweet Mortimer's mustache.

I brought no shame to your name, Mr. Earp. Did I, Maverick?

Somehow or another, he didn't, Mr. Earp.

In case you're wondering what happened

to your Buntline special, the one I borrowed from you.

Well, where is it?

BillyCoe, he ran away with it, sorta.

Something funny about that, Maverick?

Well, in a way, Mr. Earp, You see, Billy Coe did steal a gun

but he promised to return it.

'Matter of fact he's coming back to town'

at 3 o' clock this afternoon for a stand-up shoot out with..

...with Wyatt Earp.

No.

I ought to let him kill you.

And then arrest him for your murder.

Maverick.

You almost got me twice, I don't even know why I'm feeling sorry.

Who are you? How did you end up getting into such a fool thing?

Yeah! Who in blazes are you?

My name is Archibald Walker.

Doesn't mean anything to either one of you, does it?

- Is it supposed to? - Well, no.

You've seen me, you've talked to me.

I was a bartender at Laramie?

I stood in front of you when you wrote your telegram

saying that you couldn't make it here in less than six weeks.

Oh, you don't remember.

I can't remember every Tom, Dick and Harry.

Tom, Dick, and Harry, and Archie.

Nobody ever does, bet if somebody took my picture

nothing will show up on the plate.

Well, what made you pick on me?

Because you're somebody, Mr. Earp.

Folks fear you.

They love you, they respect you.

And they remember you.

'And you feel it, and you know it.'

I tried to steal some of that.

Just six weeks.

Pulled it off too.

Even got a pretty girl to fall in love with me.

Yeah, the prettiest one in town.

Hmm, borrowed my personality for your romances, huh?

Oh, no, no, just to know that I was alive.

Just a little while.

In this little time, I've lived more than..

...more than my whole life as Archibald Walker.

And jeopardized the life of this town.

And that of your own deputy to do it.

And what about mine?

I don't know.

Mr. Earp, when I was you..

...I seem to know all the answers.

'I did.'

But now, it's..

Yeah well, the answer to this one is that

I got a 50-50 chance of becoming a corpse at 3 o' clock.

'Cause you wanted to live a little.'

I'll take Billy Coe.

You'll what?

Why, you couldn't hit Billy Coe's grandmother

if you aimed at the moon and tripped.

You're not taking anything but the first stage outta here.

There's one leaving at 2:45 this afternoon.

- Good. See that he's on it. - Yes, sir.

But not before he gets rid of those sideburns

and has that moustache trimmed.

Look, you, you try being me one more time..

...and I'll put so many holes in you

you won't know where to bleed first.

Uh, he's off to the barbershop, sir.

Who is it?

It's Wya..

It's me, Miss Theodora.

Oh, Wyatt.

Just a minute, honey. I'll be right there.

It's for you, Wyatt. Do you like it?

Yes, Miss Theodora. I like it very much.

What's the matter, honey? Is something wrong?

I regret it more than anything I've ever done in my life.

Miss Theodora, I'm not Wyatt Earp.

My name is Archibald Walker.

Archibald Walker?

Why're you posing as Wyatt Earp?

Well, that's something I only hope I can explain.

May I come in, please?

Oh, well, of course you can, honey. Come right in.

You see as myself, I'm nothing.

I'm the epitome of a cypher.

The hole in the donut.

Oh, no Wyatt.

You're the most..

Wyatt. You see?

You forgot my name already.

Right back where I started from.

A drop in the bucket.

Bristle in a shaving brush.

I'm leaving town, Miss Theodora.

Are you gonna leave me here for Billy Coe?

Are you?

There's nothing I can do.

I-I have to, Miss Theodora.

Well?

I told her.

Good. Go get your haircut.

Sit right down, Mr. Earp, sir.

I'm not Wyatt Earp.

Ha, ha, Yeah, and I'm not Elkins, the barber.

Just a minute, you better pay attention

to the gentleman because he's not Wyatt Earp.

'Breathe a word of that to a living soul before he leaves'

'it's liable to be your last breath.'

I'm gonna pick up your suit and that ticket.

Hey, you looking to get your head blown off?

- Doc! - Maverick!

- Phew - What are you doing in town?

- What're you doing in town? - And what is this, marshal?

That is a long story. Say how long you gonna be here?

Long enough to get a shave and a bath, catch the stage from here.

'Too bad, we could've

I got some work to take care, See you later.

Bart, you've always been a friend in need, correct?

Well now, there's a young lady, following me on the next stage

name of as Cathy Jones.

Pretty young thing, I'll wager.

- Oh, Yes. - The problem?

A Few. At this point I'm a little bit too young

to get married, so if you'd indicate to her that I've exit

'to the other side of town.'

- I see. - Mmm.

Well, anything for a friend.

Doc, I've got to take care of things, I'll see you later.

Got a bath in the back?

Well, yes sir, plenty of hot water and spanking clean towels.

Yes, sir.

Chair better be empty when I return.

Oh it will be, doctor. Yes sir, it..

Phew.

That man sure has got himself a temper.

Are you gonna leave

Are you?

There's nothing I can do.

Hey, barber.

When you get down to the mustache

will you trim it kinda close?

You know, like Doc Holliday.

- Hey, Billy. - What?

Doc Holliday is in town. He'll be backing Earp's play.

Wyatt! Wyatt Earp, he's here.

Billy Coe, he's here.

He's here. Get out.

- He's here. - Move on, quick.

'Wyatt? Wyatt Earp?

'Wyatt? Wyatt Earp? Billy Coe is here.'

'Billy Coe is here.'

Wyatt? Wyatt Earp? Billy Coe is here.

'Wyatt, Wyatt Earp.'

'Wyatt Earp!

'Wyatt Earp! Billy Coe is here.'

Wyatt, Wyatt Earp! Billy...

Sir, you're yelling for me?

You? Don't be silly. Wyatt! Wyatt Earp!

Billy Coe is here.

Doc wha..? Oh, it's you again.

Inside Earp, unless you're prepared to have ya head blown.

Oh.

My quarrel's with Earp, Holliday, not you.

I handle all of Wyatt small fights, Coe.

No, wait!

Theo, why don't you do something to stop, Arch?

- He's gonna get himself killed. - How?

Now, the bubblehead's decided he's, Doc Holliday

and he's walking toward Billy Coe this minute.

Oh, but he can't. I love him.

Decide which one you love, I better go.

Anytime you're ready, big man.

Oh!

Amazing, simply amazing.

Oh!

Oh.

- Wyatt, it's all over. - Oh, he got me.

No, you got him, look.

Oh, honey, you wonderful, wonderful man, you.

Doctor Holliday, you are..

Why it's you, Marshal Earp, I should've known.

Never in this town, this day, this country

was there ever the equal to Wyatt Earp.

No, no, no, once again we owe much to Mr. Maverick here.

If he hadn't gotten this man.. Oh, thank you.

...I never would've gotten Coe.

Yeah, I seem to recognize this technique.

That's the trick shot you taught me.

I know. It is mine. Wyatt Earp's.

You see, I'm, uh..

You're who?

If I ever hear of you going about the country

impersonating me again, I shall...

Doc, honey, if he hadn't, you'd have never missed the stage.

He brought us together again.

- That's exactly what I mean. - Now you stop bullying him.

He's a better man than you are.

No, don't say that. No, hon, I'm nothing.

- I'm just a hole in the donut. - Listen, Doc.

Just simmer down, I admit Archie may have his faults

but the stage is ready to leave.

Turning this lizard free is like

doubling the population of the whole country.

Oh, no, it isn't. I mean, I won't.

I'll never do this again as long as I live.

I'm cured, I'm absolutely cured.

That's what you told me you quick-change artist. Now, gid.

Bart, I don't know how many times you've saved my life..

...how many times to thank you.

Now, you just be yourself, Archie, you remember that.

I will, never mind, I will, alright.

Miss Theodora.

Goodbye, Wyatt.

No, I mean, Doc darling.

I mean, Archie.

'You don't hate me?'

Hate you?

Oh, what for?

For loving me?

For risking your life for me?

For being the only man in my whole life

who ever called me Miss Theodora?

Archie, you write to me and you tell me where you are.

And I'm gonna sell the place and as soon as I can, I'll be there.

You write to me, you wait for me.

Goodbye.

'Goodbye.'

'Hiya!'

Remember, Archie, you be yourself!

Well, gentlemen, now that that's over, I have the cards

if you have the inclination.

Oh, no, it can't be.

'Ah, my name's Golden, Tom Golden.'

This is Clam Adams. Uh, what do we call you, sir?

Maverick, sir.

Bart Maverick.

And, uh, how would you gentlemen feel

about a little game of poker?

* Who is the tall dark stranger there *

* Maverick is the name *

* Riding the trail to who knows where *

* Luck is his companion *

* Gambling is his game *

* Smooth as the handle on a gun *

* Maverick is the name *

* Wild as the wind in Oregon *

* Blowing up a canyon *

* Easier to tame *

* Riverboat ring your bell *

* Fare thee well Annabel *

* Luck is the lady that he loves the best *

* Natchez to New Orleans *

* Living on jacks and queens *

* Maverick is a legend of the west *

* Riverboat ring your bell Fare thee well Annabel *

* Luck is the lady that he loves the best *

* Natchez to New Orleans *

* Living on jacks and queens *

* Maverick is a legend of the west *