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Squad, in this exercise, you must eliminate your opponent by using your

balls to knock them to the ground in a game I invented called Dodgeball.

Isn't Dodgeball already a game? Mine's better!

The squad in first place after this competition will receive a brand new

invisibility shield!

Where is it?

Hmm. I don't know. It was here a second ago.

There it is.

Watch this.

Look at it.

I know you can't really look at it because it's invisible, but trust me,

it's pretty cool.

If we had that shield, there'd be no stopping us from winning every quest and

becoming nice.

And we could use it to turn invisible when we want to pick a wedgie.

We gotta win, bro.

which squad is currently in first place? That would be Phoenix Squad. I'm

surprised you didn't know. Oh, I did. I just wanted Sage to hear it.

Oh, I heard it. So hear this.

Don't you... My bestie.

She can... Whoever she wants to... Okay.

The last person standing with their battle ball wins for their squad.

Everybody, let's...

Take that, Colin, or should I say foam?

Heck yes.

Uh -oh, stage.

Two against one.

Kraken's are victorious.

Victory, ha!

Let's see who's in first place and will receive the invisibility shield.

Oh, it's a tie between Thing Squad and Kraken Squad.

But there is no tying on the battlefield, which means there's no

night school.

To determine top squad, we'll have a tiebreaker.

I'll just consult the teacher's handbook.

It's missing.

What's this?

Whatever you need, I got it. Do you have my handbook? I don't got it.

Someone must have stolen it.

Don't look at me. The only thing I've ever stolen from Sir Gareth is this mini

Zen garden.

the rules of night school, including how to settle a tie.

We could always settle this with a good old -fashioned sing -off.

Better warm up first.

No!

I don't know what the tiebreaker is, but it's definitely not that.

I know, sir. I read the handbook in your private bathroom one day.

You have a private bathroom?

Not important. Go on. is.

The book says tiebreakers are settled with a whip contest.

Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's right.

I need you to find that handbook.

Whoa. It finally happened. I got my first quest.

Sure. Whatever gets those little legs running.

Sage, Ciara, since you are the top students, you will be representing your

in the whip contest.

You'll have a week to train before facing off to see who can hit more

Good luck.

We've got to win that shield.

Any chance you've used a whip before?

No, but, hey, it kind of looks like a jump rope.

Have you ever used a jump rope before?

No.

It's okay. I'll bet Sage has never used a whip before either.

Never mind.

Do you want to know a secret?

I'm a princess whose father won't let her become a knight.

I use a magic ring and secretly train as Ciara.

Yes! And I'm Ark, a charming thief who has the same dream. I'm destined to

become a knight. But people from outside the kingdom aren't allowed in knight

school. So I'm pretending I belong here.

Now we protect each other's secrets. So we can achieve our dream of becoming

knights.

Sage mastered the whip just in time for the tiebreaker?

I don't think that's a coincidence.

She must have stolen Sir Gareth's handbook and found out about the

rule. She's just been waiting for an opportunity to whip our butt.

Literally.

Hey, fourth sniffers.

Okay, we may be fourth sniffers, but at least we're not thieves.

We know you stole Sir Gareth's handbook.

It's why you know how to whip it.

Whip it good.

I didn't steal anything.

Besides... Where is your proof?

Our proof is your book -stealing fate.

Burn!

Look, it's not my fault being awesome worked out for me.

Buttercup, let's go.

Burn!

That's not how that works.

So Sage has an unfair advantage.

I mean, for all we know, you could be a natural with the whip. Yeah.

I mean, start with a big target, like the candy cart.

Aim for that jar full of black licorice.

It's growth. It needs to die.

Here we go.

Oh, no.

I broke my dad's favorite card.

Well, at least Paige didn't see that.

Oh, I totally thought.

It's okay.

When I win the invisibility shield, you won't have to see me making fun of you.

We can't let Sage get away with this.

If I train really hard, I can get to Sage's level by the end of the week.

But Sage will be training, too.

You'll have to get better at a faster rate.

Uh, this sounds like a math problem, and they do not end well for me.

Oh.

Oh, Rupes!

Where does it hurt?

My butt cheeks, Your Majesty.

Don't worry. I will get you the best butt...

Doctor in the land.

Your dad needs a new guard. We need to distract Sage.

If we make her the new guard, she won't have any time to practice.

I am good at math.

It's not really math, but it's still impressive.

Sage is a guard.

It might be a hard sell.

You know, because Sage is so... Yeah, but the princess can convince her dad of

anything. Right, princess?

I did get him to buy me those glitter ponies last week.

Loved riding them. But I'm still finding glitter in weird places.

stole the book but i know she's innocent sure she's done some bad

I want to, but I have no one to bring me my looking for a new guard crown.

This is my standing on the balcony looking cool crown.

I just can't.

Oh, hey, look, night school students.

Let's listen in on their conversation.

Oh, wow.

Sage sure is noble slash great.

True. She makes me feel safe and not at all like I want to cry.

Oh, if I had to use one word to describe Sage, it's...

Should be a guard.

Those night school students sure like that sage.

Oh, look, here she comes now.

Your Majesty, I received a letter saying you wanted to see me.

Oh, is Buttercup stuck in the droppers again?

I don't remember sending a letter, but you know what? I just heard some people

say that you would make a great royal guard.

What a perfectly executed coincidence.

You want me to be a guard?

It's only temporary, just until my old guard Rufus fills up. The doctor's

he now has two butt cracks.

I saw his wipeout. I'm sorry for my classmate Tiara. She can't do anything

right. I heard she does tons of things right.

No, she's a big, giant loser.

Anyways, Dad, what do you say?

You're hired.

In fact, I'll give you an even more important role.

Guarding the most valuable thing in my life.

The princess.

What? Why do I need a bodyguard?

Well, I can't take any chances with this Ciara menace on the loose.

All right, hold up. Let me check the perimeter.

Uh, steer clear of that weapons cart full of pointy things.

Crypan with a big mug of hot cocoa.

And look out for the clumsy Cunninghams.

Beat it, Cunninghams!

Wow.

Nothing gets past you.

I really wish it did.

Tonight's job is to serve their kingdom, and I want to be a knight.

So as long as I am your guard, you have nothing to be afraid of.

You know what I'm afraid of?

Monsters. Can you check under my bed?

But it's daytime. That's when they get you.

I wanted to talk to you sooner, but Sage never leaves my side.

I wouldn't either.

I'm starting to think I'm not over the princess.

The thing, if you can't practice, we'll lose the tiebreaker and the invisibility

shield. Unless you can use Sage to your advantage.

Maybe you could ask her to teach you some whip moves.

Then I can use those moves and the tiebreaker to crush Captain Meanface.

That's what I call Sage.

Oh, I see it. Clever. She does have a mean face.

Wait, isn't it wrong to steal Sage's moves?

But she already did something wrong when she stole that handbook. We were

allowed to be wrong back.

That's just science.

Princess, watch out!

You're surrounded by dum -dums.

You are great with that whip.

Would you be willing to teach me some moves?

Why would you need to learn how to use a whip?

In case I need to protect myself from someone horrible.

You know, like that menaced Ciara.

Oh, say no more. She's a wart on the nose of the kingdom.

Oh, true.

Hello, Phoenix Squad.

What's going on?

There's only one chair.

My partner said six!

It's pretty obvious who stole Sir Derek's handbook.

Yeah, same.

What are those papers for?

For this!

I thought you were going to be the good cop and I was going to be the bad cop. I

decided on bad cop, butter cop, and butter cop hate paper.

All right, Prudy and Warwick are too goody -goody to steal anything.

It's true. The only thing we steal is the show.

Five, six, seven, eight. What about you, Ark?

You're a real dirtbag.

If I were going to steal, would I really pick a book?

That checks out. You're free to go.

Princess, remember what I taught you.

Deep breath, visualize, and release the rage!

Nice job.

You know, I never thought we'd get along this well. I figured you'd be too fancy

-schmancy for me.

Turns out you're just the right amount of schmancy.

I didn't think we'd get along this well either.

You just seem so, um, tough, scary, both likely to cut you.

Yes, yes, and please don't cut me.

I just have to be this way because I have a reputation to keep up.

Sometimes I wish I could just relax and get all dressed up like you.

Really? Because I can make that happen.

So, Your Highness, how do I look?

Royally adorbs, and it's kind of blowing my mind.

Mine too.

And you know, this dress is so great for hiding all my throwing knives.

And now that Rufus is back, I guess he'll be going back to night school.

Yep, and hang out with buttheads like Ciara.

What is your problem with me?

Is what that butthead would say if she were here.

She thinks I stole her teacher's handbook. But I didn't steal anything. I

learned the web as part of my extra training.

You really didn't steal the handbook?

No. I want my squad to win and become nice, so I put in the work.

I've been mastering a weapon a week since I was a kid.

Wow.

You work really hard.

And you must have been a very scary toddler.

No, the hardest part about being me is that even when I do something good,

people still think I'm bad.

That's really unfair.

People judging you and calling you Captain Mean Faith.

I never said anyone called me that.

Oh, right.

Nobody said that.

Because if they had, they'd be totally wrong about you and Phil.

Pretty bad right now.

Guys, I have good news. My whip training paid off and I am awesome now.

I knew we could count on the princess.

But I don't think Sage is as bad as we thought.

I knew you'd let us out the armor.

Here's the thing.

Sage opened up to the princess and said she didn't steal Sir Gareth's handbook.

I kind of feel bad for tricking her.

What are you talking about?

Maybe I should let her win the tiebreaker.

Did you accidentally whip yourself in the head?

Wait.

When Sage opened up, was she really sad and sensitive

and made you see her in a new light?

Yeah, how'd you know?

Because that's what crafty, conniving people do when they pretend to be

innocent.

I do it all the time.

Sage has been doing tricky stuff to hurt our squad from day one.

I know, but this time she was different.

There were dresses and we had fun. It was very confusing.

You need to choose.

Help your squad get the invisibility shield or help Sage who has always been

enemy.

I guess I gotta do what's right for the squad. I can't let us lose first place.

There's the Ciara I know and love.

I am sorry I accused you of whipping yourself in the head.

Oh, I did.

Multiple times.

Buttercup, when I tell the grads I failed my first quest, it's gonna break

artificial heart.

Fizz, knights don't accept failure.

Well, I'm not a knight.

But you want to be one, don't you?

Don't you?

I used Sir Garrett's bathroom to read his handbook.

That's it.

I'm about to crack this case.

And I'm about to crack my knuckles.

Let's go.

Okay, I'm ready. I'm so excited to see all your moves. Oh, me too.

The swirly one, the swirly one, the loop -de -loop.

Okay, it's possible I made up the names.

They sounded real to me, bro.

Sage and Ciara will travel from station to station, destroying targets with

their whip.

The first to complete the course wins the invisibility shield.

On your marks, get set, whip it!

Oh! The dishes are done, man!

But can they hit their next target?

Which is cans.

Hey, how'd you get so good this fast?

Not sure, but definitely didn't steal... any moves.

Just like I didn't steal that handbook.

Not that you'd ever believe me.

Oh! Oh -ho!

That was fantastic!

What a pair!

Speaking of pairs, that's our next target.

Oh! Ciara split her pair to take the lead.

If they shouldn't hit hers, she could really blow it. Just like I had to blow

the balloons at our next target.

Ciara, what are you doing?

Oh, no.

All those whips to the head are making me see things.

I'm your conscience.

And we both know using Sage's moves isn't right.

But you heard our squad.

They think Sage is lying.

Our squad wasn't there when Sage opened up.

We didn't know she had actual feelings.

True, but...

Sage wins, she'll get the invisibility shield. And that'll hurt my actual

feelings.

Either way, you know Sage didn't do it.

Which means you're doing the wrong thing.

Not her.

You're right.

Of course I'm right, I'm you.

Thanks, me.

Anytime, me.

Sage hit all the targets.

She wins.

Oh, no, no, no. I don't do hugs.

All right, one time.

I was right. I don't do hugs.

What happened out there?

I realized I really do believe Sage.

She deserved to win.

I can barely look at you. Just turn into the princess.

Please.

Look, I think it's pretty clear Sage is guilty.

I found the handbook. So Sage didn't steal it. Like I said, I think it's

clear Sage is innocent.

Sorry we doubted you, Ciara.

I'm sorry I left my mom's dishes in the training yard.

So tell me, Fizz, who was the dirty thief?

You. I beg your pardon.

You left the book in the king's bathroom, remember?

You snuck in there after you clogged your toilet.

Yeah, I remember telling you not to tell anyone.

Fizz, congratulations on completing your first quest.

Nope, still a janitor.

Congratulations, Sage.

I'm sorry we accused you of taking the book.

Well, that's nice.

But I'm still going to use my new invisibility shield to make sure Kraken

becomes nice.

Sir Gareth, where is it?

Well, I don't know.

That's the thing with invisibility shields.

They're invisible.