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Welcome to the Astorian Fish Gut Grab.

Every year I bring good luck to our fishing season by searching for a worm

tub of disgusting fish guts.

Oh, that's why it smells like an ocean's butt.

The king always pukes before he finds the worm. It's hilarious.

I'm sure you're all eager to watch me barf.

But it doesn't matter what you want. I'm the king.

So I'll be digging a gummy worm out of pudding instead.

No puking?

Of course this happens the year I show up. Take these guts away and fetch my

pudding tub.

If he's not heaving, this giant's leaving.

Me too. The new combat cards are coming out today at the Tasty Trunk. Combat

cards? The last time you guys played that game, you got into a huge fight.

Yeah, I heard about that. The back of the castle still has a Warwick -shaped

hole.

My bone pills, and so did our friendship.

See, our mistake was playing against each other, so we agreed to never do

again. More than agreed, we made a Phoenix swear.

Phoenix swear!

Swear, swear, swear.

Can you Phoenix swear never to do that again?

Come on, friend.

Let's go enjoy an afternoon destroying other people.

Oh, we could take the shortcut through the war -shaped hall.

Ah, the pudding has arrived.

Behold the sweet and delicious rice pudding.

That's like the fish guts of pudding.

Princess, I need you to dig through this yucky pudding.

I can't put my hands in that pudding. Of course not. You need a pudding straw.

If I dig through that slimy stuff, I could lose my pixie ring.

Ark, that cannot happen.

Are you asking me to hold your magic ring? Because, uh, yeah.

Princess!

Oh, no.

It's happening.

What is wrong with you people?

There's no time to explain, but whatever you do, don't use the ring.

Got it? Got it. Just go.

Well, well, well.

What do we have? Don't even think about it.

You don't know me.

She knows me.

match for Jenny the Giant's hammer smash.

Oh, come on!

Get it together, Jenny!

All right, Mermaid, say hello to Willie the Wimp.

Lousy cards lose every time. I hear you.

I'm going to shuffle the snot out of you.

Welcome, nerds.

I know you're all here for the release of the newest line of combat cards, but

we have a very special surprise.

One of these packs contains the exclusive, unbeatable, two -handed Sir

Gareth card.

Back in the day, I used one hand for slaying dragons and one hand for

off the ladies.

An unbeatable combat card?

Pretty, if one of us gets that, we can actually win.

Oh, man, I just know we're gonna get it.

I got it!

Look, it's Sargeras before life broke him.

And... before Tammy the Titan yanks his hair out.

It took me ten years to grow it, and it took her ten seconds to rip it from my

scalp.

Buttercup, can I please hold the card?

No.

You cannot hold anything.

You'll get your loser juice all over it.

What about me?

You are even juicier.

Did you see that? Yeah.

Prudence got a new vest. It's adorable.

No. Prudence and Warwick can't keep their eyes off this card.

You think so?

Don't you remember the last time those two played each other in combat cards?

No, but I remember to not look up when it's raining so water doesn't get up my

nose.

They got into a massive fight.

We can use this car to get them fighting again and split the phoenix squad

apart. Aw!

No, no, it's a good thing.

Oh, yay!

I can't find the worm!

And this pudding's so warm and chunky!

I see why this is so funny now.

ring, Ciara will be mad. But if you don't press the ring, you'll never know

awesome thing you could turn into.

I say, isn't it obvious, you silly bloke?

Whoa, the ring's so powerful, it gave my imagination a fancy accent.

Oh, indeedly do.

Now, if the ring turns the princess into Ciara, it'll turn me into a prince.

Oh, that's using your being old boy now. Push that ring like a boss.

You really think I should do it, your handsome highness?

Yeah. How could listening to me go wrong? I'm imaginary.

Okay. I'm gonna do it.

What the heck?

I'm a monster.

Very funny ring.

Now it's time to prince it up.

The ring's not working?

who knows your secret and has a tail?

You used the ring?

How could you be so selfish?

I asked you to do one thing for me. I know.

Then I did something for me instead.

The ring has a security feature. If anyone besides me uses it, it stops

and turns them into a... I want to say monkey pig?

Why didn't you tell me this would happen?

Remember when I told you I didn't have time to explain?

That's the part I... I didn't have time to explain!

Oh, so this is your fault.

Without the ring, I can't become Ciara.

I'll never be able to go to night school again.

Uh, hello?

Slightly worse problem.

My ring came from the Pixie Crystal River.

Maybe someone there can help. I know how to get there. I passed through on my

way from Seagate.

Oh, no, I'm oinking.

Let's get to the river. Maybe someone can fix my ring.

Uh, and fix me?

Yeah, sure, if we have time.

Whoa, the Sir Gareth combat card.

Buttercup, you let her hold it?

We're using it to get you two to fight. Fight your way out of the slump you're

in.

That's probably what I meant to say.

So Buttercup asked me to decide which one of you to give this card to. I'll

it.

Ooh, so hard.

Give it to me. Or better yet, give it to me.

Wait a second.

We made a phoenix swear not to fight each other.

Yeah, you're right.

Ooh, a phoenix swear?

That sounds super unbreakable.

I guess I'll have to find a different home for this little guy, since none of

you will ever, ever, ever want it.

Let's get out of here.

Our phoenix swear is more important than some amazing, life -changing car.

I mean, who needs that card when I can have nothing instead?

It's beautiful.

My tail?

Yeah, I'm starting to think so, too.

Okay. We have to convince the Pixie Queen to help us or we're stuck like

forever.

Greetings,

human travelers.

Oops. Hold on.

Oh, my stars and moonbeams.

Welcome to the Pixie Crystal River.

Astorian princess.

Pixie's people.

Who's my little monkey pig? Oh, you are.

Pixie Queen, we've come to beg for your help. There's no begging here. We only

accept smiles, hugs, and laughter.

Thank you. This

selfish flea bag broke my ring. Hey, I do not have fleas.

Dang it, I have fleas.

Once I repair your rings, Crystal, you'll be as pretty as a princess.

And you?

Well, miracles happen.

Your Highness, Ark and I are so grateful.

Did you just call him Ark?

I heard Horatio.

Horatio, the handsome and loyal pet.

You know him?

Oh, I know him all right.

Ark, you mess with the pixies, you get the sparkles.

You know, a regular person would have said, I know the pixie queen, she hates

me.

I know the pixie queen, she hates me. Too late.

These sparkles sting.

What exactly did you do to anger the sweetest creature in the universe?

Oh, my gosh. You're so nice.

I'll tell you what he did.

When Art came here, we fed him our entire crop of tiny raspberries.

It was one symbol.

How did I know it took three years to grow?

In return for his feast, he promised to bring back a champion strong enough to

lift a log that...

Well, in my defense, I found an ogre and was going to ask him. But he was headed

to night school, so I forgot about you and decided to follow my dreams.

Is this helping?

Yes, it is helping.

Helping me to remember how much I hate you!

But are you going to help me?

That's a big, sparkly no!

So I'll never be Ciara again?

I'm going to be a monster for the rest of my life?

Only until hunting season.

And my evil scheme

commences in three, two, one.

Oh, hello, Sage.

Warwick, what a wonderful surprise. What can I do for you?

Oh, nothing. I just want to talk about life, the weather, and, you know... The

all -powerful Sir Gareth combat card? Yes, I need it in my life.

This is for you.

Cobra venom?

My favorite perfume!

You know, this makes me think you deserve that Sir Gareth card.

Thank you so much, Sage. Just do me a favor and don't tell Prudence. Don't

her what? That you betrayed her?

Yeah, don't tell her that.

Hey, is that for Sage?

No.

It literally says for Sage.

Oh, does it? Sage,

this must be for you.

Ooh, a pocket maze.

You get me.

No, maybe you deserve that card.

You broke our phoenix swear. So? You did the same thing?

Yeah, but I didn't think you'd find out about it.

Shocked to see such loyal squad mates fighting like this.

That sneak doesn't deserve the card. Give it to me.

No, give it to me.

Well, there's only one way to settle this. A nice, friendly game of combat

cards. Or a not -so -friendly game.

You're going down, giant.

I can't wait to slap the magic out of you.

know why you're crying.

If I can't turn back into Ciara, then my night school dreams are over.

So are mine.

There isn't a hole in the arbor for my tail.

I've had enough of your snort crying. I'm going home.

It's the pink house, the one that's still under a log.

Wait.

Your Majesty, if I remove the log, will you fix the ring?

I've spent all summer sharing a toilet with a chipmunk, so no.

I know my fate is sealed.

Please, help my friend.

Very well.

Save our village, and I'll restore the princess's ring.

Art, are you sure about this?

Yeah, it's the least I could do. Besides, with my monster strength, this

going to be super easy.

breathing dragonflies?

Why does this forest hate me?

You did a great job making this problem better,

Ark. Maybe you can drown us next.

Don't worry.

I know what to do.

What do I do?

You're a monster. Make monster noises and scare them away.

I don't make monster noises.

The dragonfly's left. Nice work, Porkchop.

Uh -oh. They left to go get their mom.

Don't worry. Moms love me.

It must be a dad. Dad, take me.

Welcome to the combat card clash.

Two mighty competitors will face off and end their friendship forever.

Could you just whisper something evil?

Doesn't sound like me.

You're just.

You know what else sounds like you?

Ugh, I hate cilantro.

Who wants this card?

And clap!

Oh,

I

love on that card.

Did you put cilantro on this?

Okay, I was going to take it easy on you, but now the magic gloves are coming

off. Scrunchy, scrunchy, punchy, punchy.

I got that hammer for my sweet 16.

Oh, that's it.

Warwick shaved whole?

Does that seem familiar to you?

This is how you were holding me the last time you threw me through a wall.

We've lost our minds again.

No card's worth our friendship.

Combat's over, Sage.

Oh, we're friends. We will hurt each other. That's what you dum -dum sound

Well, at least I can sell that card for a gabillion gold coin.

No, you can't. I gave that card to Sir Gareth. What?

Look at those hands and my luxurious dreadlocks.

I bet this was when I still had my spleen.

Arch,

if that thing doesn't fry you, I will!

A giant bug is going to roast me like a marshmallow and I still have pudding in

my pit.

The pudding, that's it. You are not eating pit pudding.

I love sweets. Use the gummy worm to draw it away and I'll lift the log. How

you know I felt the gummy worm? My snout is super sensitive.

That's a lovely shampoo, by the way.

I'm so happy my tail is wagging.

A deal is a deal.

Princess, I've repaired your ring.

Thank you, Your Majesty.

What Arc just did was incredibly unselfish. That should count for

You're right. It should.

But it doesn't. Bye -bye.

which is inappropriate.

Fine.

It's the feeling of the pixie community that you deserve to be returned back to

normal.

Please note this decision was not unanimous.

Thank you so much. Is there anything else we can do?

beautiful nose hello beautiful tail free butt i am so glad

everything's back to normal me too oh no i'm still oinking we are

not going back there that is a part of you now